1 00:00:35,032 --> 00:00:37,334 When I was in junior high school, 2 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,236 I had this friend, John Ribisi, 3 00:00:39,302 --> 00:00:43,006 and I would hang out at his house pretty regularly. 4 00:00:43,073 --> 00:00:44,642 One day, in particular, 5 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:48,311 he hadn't told me that he was grounded. 6 00:00:48,378 --> 00:00:51,248 And so, while we were hanging out, his mother comes home. 7 00:00:51,314 --> 00:00:53,617 He's like, "dude, you got to get out of my... 8 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:55,418 got to get out of my room. 9 00:00:55,553 --> 00:00:57,420 You have to jump out of my window." 10 00:00:57,555 --> 00:00:59,156 And he was on the second floor. 11 00:00:59,222 --> 00:01:03,861 I said, "I... I can't jump from a second story roof." 12 00:01:03,927 --> 00:01:05,905 And he was like, "come on." You know, "I'm grounded. 13 00:01:05,929 --> 00:01:07,564 If my mom catches you here, 14 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:11,268 she's gonna add, you know, days or weeks to my grounding." 15 00:01:11,334 --> 00:01:15,072 So I crawl out onto the ledge outside of his window, 16 00:01:15,138 --> 00:01:18,175 and I'm looking down and it's just... 17 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,477 cement underneath. 18 00:01:20,578 --> 00:01:23,380 And, uh, and he's like, "come on, dude." 19 00:01:23,446 --> 00:01:26,216 You know, as his mother's making her way through the kitchen, 20 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,819 and you hear her footsteps coming through the house. 21 00:01:28,886 --> 00:01:31,221 He's like, "jump, jump, jump!" 22 00:01:31,288 --> 00:01:32,298 I couldn't get myself to budge. 23 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:34,792 And then I just closed my eyes 24 00:01:34,858 --> 00:01:39,730 and pictured myself going off of John Ribisi's roof. 25 00:01:39,797 --> 00:01:42,866 And then, next thing I know, I open my eyes. 26 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:45,602 I've actually gone off of his roof. 27 00:01:45,603 --> 00:01:47,070 My knees slam into my chin. 28 00:01:47,137 --> 00:01:50,607 My palms and my hands are all scraped up. 29 00:01:50,608 --> 00:01:53,744 And I peel myself up off the... 30 00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:55,846 The ground and hobble off. 31 00:01:55,913 --> 00:01:59,750 I think it was maybe three weeks that I had a limp. 32 00:01:59,817 --> 00:02:01,785 But, um, you know, 33 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:05,288 I saved my buddy John from the wrath of his mom. 34 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:08,792 Wow, that's... 35 00:02:08,859 --> 00:02:10,628 - Disturbing. - Is it? 36 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:12,162 - Yeah. - I mean, 37 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:13,997 it's the thing that I think about 38 00:02:14,064 --> 00:02:16,934 when I have to do anything hard in life. 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,672 And, you know, I jumped off of John Ribisi's roof. 40 00:02:21,739 --> 00:02:24,041 Hurt like hell, but I made it. 41 00:02:24,107 --> 00:02:27,845 So, why are you telling us about this now? 42 00:02:27,911 --> 00:02:30,981 I don't know. I guess because I'm about to 43 00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:33,784 jump back into my life in Los Angeles. 44 00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:36,153 Scared to leave us? 45 00:02:36,219 --> 00:02:37,354 "Us"? 46 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,689 Who... 47 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:39,957 Who's the "us"? 48 00:02:40,023 --> 00:02:43,126 Us... here in Mississippi. 49 00:02:44,494 --> 00:02:47,097 Maybe so. Maybe so. 50 00:02:47,164 --> 00:02:48,832 I do want to say 51 00:02:48,899 --> 00:02:52,202 thank you to WKKU for letting me hang out here 52 00:02:52,269 --> 00:02:53,536 for the past few weeks. 53 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:57,040 I want to give a very special thank you to Kate here. 54 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,743 And... 55 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:00,978 to John Ribisi. 56 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:06,950 Just so you know, 57 00:03:07,017 --> 00:03:09,152 I'm not gonna say the whole good-bye thing, 58 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:10,819 because every time I say good-bye to you, 59 00:03:10,854 --> 00:03:12,155 you never leave. 60 00:03:12,222 --> 00:03:14,925 Oh, well, sorry for all the good-bye confusion. 61 00:03:15,859 --> 00:03:17,828 How about just, uh... 62 00:03:17,895 --> 00:03:19,129 See you later? 63 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:21,398 Okay. 64 00:03:21,464 --> 00:03:24,968 Um, see you later, Kate. 65 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:26,503 Hope so. 66 00:03:26,569 --> 00:03:29,539 Does this call for a... hug? 67 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:30,741 Sure. 68 00:03:34,812 --> 00:03:37,948 I'm sure you hear this all the time, 69 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:41,351 but, um... you're really bad at hugging. 70 00:03:43,721 --> 00:03:45,488 That's actually the first time. 71 00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:47,725 - Won't be the last. - Okay. 72 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:49,292 You'll hear it more often, I'm sure. 73 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,261 - Okay, I'll let you know. - See you later. 74 00:03:51,328 --> 00:03:52,062 See you later. 75 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,935 Do you have your boarding pass? 76 00:03:58,001 --> 00:03:59,469 Yes. 77 00:03:59,536 --> 00:04:00,738 Are you certain? 78 00:04:00,771 --> 00:04:02,439 Perhaps you should check in your purse. 79 00:04:02,505 --> 00:04:04,641 I don't have a purse, Bill. 80 00:04:04,742 --> 00:04:07,144 And not 'cause she left it behind. 81 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:08,746 There's no reason to turn around. 82 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:10,147 Don't worry, Bill. 83 00:04:10,213 --> 00:04:12,449 There's nothing standing in the way of me leaving. 84 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:21,158 Uh, Bill? 85 00:04:21,224 --> 00:04:23,626 Did they relocate the domestic terminal? 86 00:04:23,761 --> 00:04:25,495 No. I thought perhaps 87 00:04:25,562 --> 00:04:28,431 you'd like to visit your mother before leaving town. 88 00:04:28,498 --> 00:04:30,433 Are you sure she's in? 89 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,771 Well, she would have to be, wouldn't she? 90 00:05:01,799 --> 00:05:03,801 You should have told me. 91 00:05:05,635 --> 00:05:07,504 We both had secrets. 92 00:05:13,944 --> 00:05:16,179 I didn't want to have secrets. 93 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:17,647 Neither did I. 94 00:05:17,714 --> 00:05:19,582 Why didn't you tell me? 95 00:05:19,649 --> 00:05:21,684 He said I couldn't tell anyone. 96 00:05:21,819 --> 00:05:23,120 Me, too. 97 00:05:23,186 --> 00:05:25,422 I know. 98 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:30,227 We are gonna tell each other everything now. 99 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,095 Okay. 100 00:05:35,498 --> 00:05:39,036 So, he was my first. 101 00:05:39,102 --> 00:05:41,905 I was 17 and he was 35. 102 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:45,475 Oh, my gosh. So much older. 103 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:46,844 He was my art teacher. 104 00:05:46,877 --> 00:05:49,579 It was so romantic. 105 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:51,114 He was married though, right? 106 00:05:51,181 --> 00:05:54,484 He was married and he swept me right off my feet. 107 00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:57,420 I guess I got swept off my feet, too, 108 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:00,891 but in the literal sense because I was so tiny. 109 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:02,635 You never went all the way though, did you? 110 00:06:02,659 --> 00:06:04,261 Ew, no! 111 00:06:04,327 --> 00:06:05,662 Oh, good! 112 00:06:05,728 --> 00:06:07,864 I did. Obviously. 113 00:06:07,865 --> 00:06:09,566 Yeah. 114 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:11,234 And then you went back to him. 115 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:13,103 Kind of. 116 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:15,138 Oh, it was true love. 117 00:06:15,205 --> 00:06:16,373 Was it? 118 00:06:16,439 --> 00:06:19,209 I think so. 119 00:06:19,276 --> 00:06:20,878 Not for me. 120 00:06:21,945 --> 00:06:23,280 Me neither. 121 00:06:24,882 --> 00:06:26,917 Mine was a whole group of boys. 122 00:06:26,984 --> 00:06:28,785 I got so much attention. 123 00:06:28,886 --> 00:06:30,587 That's how I got here. 124 00:06:30,653 --> 00:06:32,689 - Exciting! - I know! 125 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:36,059 Well, I got drugged at a party. 126 00:06:36,126 --> 00:06:38,695 And woke up naked in the road. 127 00:06:38,761 --> 00:06:40,964 Oh. 128 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:43,466 So how many of you didn't even know the guy? 129 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,734 - I didn't! - Me! 130 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:46,937 Uh-huh. And how many were, like, 131 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:48,371 guys you really trusted? 132 00:06:48,438 --> 00:06:49,907 It's so wild 133 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:51,241 when someone you feel safe with 134 00:06:51,308 --> 00:06:53,243 turns into, like, a total monster, right? 135 00:06:55,178 --> 00:06:56,713 Quiet down. 136 00:06:56,779 --> 00:06:58,748 Who's the square? 137 00:06:58,815 --> 00:07:00,283 That's enough! Lights out! 138 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,551 We want to talk. 139 00:07:01,618 --> 00:07:02,953 Yeah, why can't we talk? 140 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,955 You are a party pooper! 141 00:07:05,022 --> 00:07:06,065 Party pooper! 142 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:08,191 - Stop that! - Come on, Bill. 143 00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:10,027 We just want to pummel somebody. 144 00:07:10,093 --> 00:07:12,362 Party... pooper! 145 00:07:13,931 --> 00:07:15,798 Let's go into my casket. 146 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:17,200 It's comfy there. 147 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:21,471 It's time to go, Tig. 148 00:07:21,538 --> 00:07:24,975 I apologize if I interrupted your grief, 149 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,544 but we should get back on the road. 150 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:49,426 You're not going back to Brooke's, right? 151 00:08:49,492 --> 00:08:51,428 Or are lesbians okay with that sort of thing? 152 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:53,530 You know we're human. 153 00:08:53,596 --> 00:08:56,566 Legally, even. In every state now. 154 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:59,336 Except for this one, actually. 155 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:01,671 I'm gonna crash at Kyle's place, 156 00:09:01,738 --> 00:09:05,842 until I save enough money, get my own apartment. 157 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:08,511 Do you, um... 158 00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:12,649 Do you think maybe, like, we had a rough childhood? 159 00:09:12,715 --> 00:09:14,284 Correct. 160 00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:19,689 You're probably never coming back, right? 161 00:09:19,756 --> 00:09:22,125 No, I'll probably be back for something. 162 00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:24,427 Mom's gone now, so... 163 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:27,897 Yeah, but there's the Bay Saint Lucielle Mardi Gras. 164 00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:31,068 You know I couldn't possibly miss that. 165 00:09:31,101 --> 00:09:33,170 Right. Right. 166 00:09:33,236 --> 00:09:35,172 I should probably get going. 167 00:09:35,238 --> 00:09:37,207 I like to give the TSA plenty of time 168 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:38,941 to pat down my concave torso. 169 00:09:44,681 --> 00:09:45,615 Take care of yourself. 170 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:47,850 And I you. 171 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,037 That doesn't make any sense. 172 00:09:49,086 --> 00:09:50,253 And us we. 173 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,589 This is a security announcement. 174 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:55,292 Passengers are reminded not to leave... 175 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:14,344 Dominic. How can I help you? 176 00:10:14,411 --> 00:10:17,280 Well, sir, my dad asked me to bring you something. 177 00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:20,817 Well, please come in and please wipe your feet. 178 00:10:25,388 --> 00:10:27,657 Uh... that's not... ? 179 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,092 Not your cat. No, sorry. 180 00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,760 I didn't mean to get your hopes up. 181 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,362 This is Spike. 182 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:33,963 My dad saw her outside of the feedlot. 183 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,398 They were having pet adoptions. 184 00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:37,243 He felt so bad about what happened to your cat, 185 00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:40,370 he wanted to do something to make up for it. 186 00:10:40,437 --> 00:10:41,714 I don't understand why your father 187 00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:44,040 feels he has to be so involved in this. 188 00:10:44,107 --> 00:10:45,708 Wasn't his fault Tig let the cat out. 189 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,679 Well, sir, I think he believes it may have been my mother. 190 00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:51,147 She left the door open? 191 00:10:51,148 --> 00:10:52,449 She won't say. 192 00:10:52,515 --> 00:10:54,184 But there's a Filipino superstition 193 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:56,286 about cats in the house of a deceased person. 194 00:10:56,353 --> 00:10:59,656 They bring dark energy to the bereaved. 195 00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,724 If she did do it, it would have been something 196 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,226 she thought would have helped you. 197 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,627 Why won't she say? 198 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:07,430 Everybody just felt so bad about everything. 199 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:12,169 Thank you for your kindness. 200 00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:13,503 And your father. 201 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:16,173 Thank you for understanding, sir. 202 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,291 Hmm. 203 00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:41,631 Hey. You can't wait here. Move it along. Let's move it. 204 00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:43,333 Officer, I'm picking up my friend. 205 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,368 She had cancer. In both breasts. 206 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:47,837 And then she had this other totally horrible disease 207 00:11:47,904 --> 00:11:51,107 that almost killed her, and then her mom died. 208 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,418 - Jesus, man. - I just don't want her 209 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:53,876 to have to wait for me to go around. She's kind of weak. 210 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:55,211 No, no. I understand. 211 00:11:55,212 --> 00:11:57,013 - There she is. Tig! - That's her? 212 00:11:57,079 --> 00:11:58,581 Yeah. 213 00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:01,217 Let me get this for you, miss. 214 00:12:01,218 --> 00:12:03,219 And let me be the first to welcome you home 215 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,387 - to L.A. - Thank you. 216 00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:06,889 - Nice, right? Welcome home! - Oh... 217 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:09,125 There's my little buddy. 218 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,693 Mr. Grabby Hands. 219 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,330 This living arrangement is gonna be strictly platonic, by the way. 220 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:15,365 - Ouch. - Yeah. 221 00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:17,634 - No banging? - No banging. 222 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,869 What about, like, a nude massage? 223 00:12:19,936 --> 00:12:21,103 A knee massage? 224 00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:22,104 Nude. 225 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:23,406 If you're the nude one. 226 00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:24,833 Yeah, I'm nude and I rub your knee. 227 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,008 - Great. - Great. 228 00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:27,344 - I'm in. - Thank you so much. 229 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,654 - Oh, not a problem. - I really appreciate it. 230 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:29,678 I understand. 231 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:34,351 My sister... She had a cancer scare. 232 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:35,485 Oh, my gosh. 233 00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:37,454 - Yeah. - That's tough. 234 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,921 What kind of cancer? 235 00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:40,590 Uh, brain, lung, 236 00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:42,859 bone, breasts... 237 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:44,160 I'm so sorry. 238 00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:45,695 Yeah, but, um... 239 00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:46,896 How is she? 240 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:48,265 Oh, she's fine. 241 00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:49,632 - Oh, she is? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 242 00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,009 - She never had it. - Oh, she never had... 243 00:12:51,033 --> 00:12:52,402 She never had it? 244 00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:54,347 She doesn't have cancer and she never had cancer? 245 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,805 She just thought she had it, 246 00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:57,640 - so that was the scare. - Oh... 247 00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:00,076 And we all would just be praying and... 248 00:13:00,142 --> 00:13:02,054 You know, she's looking a little green. I'm gonna take her home. 249 00:13:02,078 --> 00:13:04,022 - Yeah, I'm not feeling well. - I better get her home. 250 00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:05,415 Oh, no, no. Well, I get it. 251 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,384 I understand. Let me, uh, let me help you out. 252 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,618 - Thanks. - Thank you. 253 00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:10,820 He thought, he thought she had it. 254 00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:12,755 He thought she had it. 255 00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:18,395 All right, you're home. What should we do first? 256 00:13:18,461 --> 00:13:21,398 Bike along the beach? Pop into a weed dispensary? 257 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,333 - We don't do pot drugs. - I know, 258 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,201 but I thought you're in L.A. 259 00:13:25,302 --> 00:13:26,202 No. 260 00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:27,670 You want to try cryotherapy? 261 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:30,006 What is that, just open weeping? 262 00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:33,976 No, no. It's this thing where you get into a pod closet, 263 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,579 they make it, like, a billion degrees below zero, 264 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:37,847 and then you just sit there 265 00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:41,518 and suffer like hell for two minutes. 266 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:44,487 And then, when you get out, you have no inflammation 267 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,656 and you're basically ten years younger. 268 00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:49,692 Oh, man. So if I stayed in there for a long time, 269 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,694 would I come out like a tiny little infant? 270 00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:54,664 You'd be... you'd come out a tiny little Tig. 271 00:13:54,731 --> 00:13:56,733 Maybe I should do that before I see Brooke tonight. 272 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:59,769 She can't get mad at a newborn baby. 273 00:13:59,836 --> 00:14:01,003 Is that back on? 274 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,105 Uh, no, thank you. 275 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,741 I just need to get my mom's car 276 00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:06,743 back from her and the rest of my stuff. 277 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:09,479 Oh, how'd you leave it with that hot newscaster? 278 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:10,847 - For dead. - Oh. 279 00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:14,016 That whole adventure came to a very sad end 280 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,586 when she stood me up at the Ferron concert. 281 00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:19,021 In her defense though, it was a Ferron concert. 282 00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:22,258 To me, that just proves she was not the one. 283 00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:23,626 Yeah, anybody who's got 284 00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,595 a wrist tattoo that says "be honest" 285 00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:28,197 is trying to tell you something about themselves. 286 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:29,699 Yeah. 287 00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:32,569 I'll keep that in mind for next time. 288 00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:41,077 Hey. 289 00:14:41,143 --> 00:14:43,746 Here. 290 00:14:44,847 --> 00:14:45,882 Thanks. 291 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,025 Oh. 292 00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:10,807 Listen, I wanted to apologize for how I handled things. 293 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:14,176 I know it was ridiculously abrupt. 294 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:15,445 And not nice. 295 00:15:16,946 --> 00:15:18,448 I just knew it wasn't right with us. 296 00:15:18,515 --> 00:15:20,316 Oh, yes, I know. 297 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,819 You said. Eventually. 298 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:28,625 I also wanted to thank you for helping me get better. 299 00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,793 I know I was resistant. 300 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:35,498 The shakes and secret communications with Bill. 301 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:38,434 I mean, I probably owe my life to you. 302 00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:39,669 You definitely do. 303 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:46,609 You're welcome. 304 00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:51,781 That's what people who really care about other people do. 305 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,184 Maybe one day you'll know that feeling. 306 00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:57,820 Yeah. 307 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,191 Oh, I got a calendar alert. 308 00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:05,027 You have an appointment with your oncologist tomorrow. 309 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,229 Oh, my god. That's right. 310 00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:08,598 Thank you. 311 00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:13,135 Well, I wish you luck in your life without me. 312 00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:14,370 Everything okay, babe? 313 00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:17,339 Yeah. Uh, Tig just stopped by 314 00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:19,175 to get her things, finally. 315 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:21,043 Uh, and to apologize. 316 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,246 Oh. You're the one that wouldn't let the birds 317 00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,482 take your pain away. 318 00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:27,717 I'm sorry? 319 00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:30,753 Uh, Rocky, Tig. Tig, Rocky. 320 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:34,891 Raquel and I met at summer camp and recently reconnected. 321 00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,094 That's great. 322 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,929 Yeah. 323 00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:41,097 It is. 324 00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:43,032 Okay. Well, enjoy the birds. 325 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:48,605 So, this is my first show back in L.A. 326 00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,840 And, um, I'm sitting here 327 00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:53,242 with Anja, who subs for me sometimes. 328 00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:56,779 Ugh, and, dude, we're so stoked to have you back, Tig, 329 00:16:56,846 --> 00:17:00,783 with your deep archive of jams and anecdotes. 330 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,919 "Jams and anecdotes." 331 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,921 Sounds like a dusty little store 332 00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:06,907 my great-great grandmother would have frequented. 333 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:07,890 Right? 334 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:10,860 Okay, so listen. I know you usually like 335 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:13,563 to go from your playlist with your story stylings. 336 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,732 - Mm-hmm. - So I'm just gonna throw on 337 00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,067 this dope track. It's by this band called Dirt Dress. 338 00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:20,737 And, uh, just see what it kicks up for you. 339 00:17:20,803 --> 00:17:24,206 See... see, like, if it vibes some insp-o. 340 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,610 Uh, thank you, but I... I don't know 341 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,879 that I need my "insp-o" vibed. 342 00:17:29,946 --> 00:17:33,082 Ah, dude, they rocked South By so hard, 343 00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:36,085 there were, like, multiple deaths. 344 00:17:38,555 --> 00:17:39,922 What does it mean to you? 345 00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:41,558 What does it mean to you? 346 00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:43,693 I didn't pick the song. 347 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,427 But what does it make you think? 348 00:17:45,562 --> 00:17:46,705 What does it make you think about? 349 00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,765 Like, isn't that your thing? 350 00:17:48,831 --> 00:17:52,301 I guess it makes me feel like I'm alone on the planet. 351 00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,470 Mm. Mm-hmm. 352 00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:55,672 I can dig it. 353 00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:19,929 Wow. So that was awesome. 354 00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:23,099 Seriously, I'm not ever doing that again. 355 00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,101 No more Anja. I don't even want her 356 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,202 subbing for me anymore. 357 00:18:26,268 --> 00:18:29,471 Dude, Anja brought your numbers way up. 358 00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:32,208 But I don't care about my numbers. They were fine. 359 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,609 Yeah, but better is better. 360 00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,044 Oh, my god. 361 00:18:35,111 --> 00:18:36,278 She's so fake. 362 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:37,980 And her voice is so annoying. 363 00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:41,217 It sends chills of disgust down my spine. 364 00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,618 You're the only one. 365 00:18:42,619 --> 00:18:43,753 Yeah, well, 366 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:45,521 you know what? It's my show. 367 00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:47,990 Right, but we want her on. 368 00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:48,958 My show? 369 00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,626 Yeah, we like you as a team. 370 00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:52,061 No. 371 00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:55,998 Yeah, not "no." 372 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,300 Wait, he dropped your show? 373 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:01,470 I was like, "it's me or her," and he says, "okay, her." 374 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:02,705 So Anja has your spot? 375 00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:04,406 I guess so. 376 00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:05,842 That is so vile. 377 00:19:05,908 --> 00:19:07,285 I don't want to live in this world anymore. 378 00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:09,979 Me, neither. Let's find a new one. 379 00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:13,082 You can just take that show anywhere else. 380 00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:15,451 You got tons of loyal listeners. You're fine. 381 00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:16,753 I am not fine. 382 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:18,054 I could die tomorrow, 383 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,889 and what have I even done with my life? 384 00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:21,658 This about your check-up? 385 00:19:21,691 --> 00:19:24,560 My mother had two kids. 386 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,663 Three, really. 387 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:28,497 Jesus. 388 00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,400 And that was her major contribution. 389 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,069 She made me, 390 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:37,206 and then what impact have I had on the world? 391 00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:38,675 Minimal. 392 00:19:46,683 --> 00:19:49,285 That son of a bitch! 393 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:53,122 I know! He ruined my life. 394 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,724 No. No. 395 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,660 No, he did not ruin your life. He did not. 396 00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:59,528 What he did... 397 00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:01,330 was terrible and I hate him for it, 398 00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:05,367 but you can do anything you want in your life. 399 00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:08,437 No one has the power to take that away from you. 400 00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:09,839 You are strong. 401 00:20:11,307 --> 00:20:13,509 And you're gonna have a great life. 402 00:20:13,575 --> 00:20:15,444 - Okay. - All right. 403 00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:19,448 Oh, oh. 404 00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:21,017 Shh. 405 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,318 I got you. 406 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:38,067 How does it look? 407 00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,568 The doctor will be in shortly 408 00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:41,203 to go over the results with you. 409 00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,579 Hey, Tig. 410 00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,915 Hi. 411 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,884 All right. 412 00:20:58,821 --> 00:20:59,956 Okay. 413 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:04,827 All righty, then. Let's take a look. 414 00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,777 Well, Tig, your cancer's back. 415 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:22,444 Oh, god. 416 00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:23,846 Are you sure? 417 00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:25,782 I thought you got it all in surgery. 418 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:27,683 Well, in your breasts, yes. 419 00:21:27,784 --> 00:21:29,952 But it's... It's reappeared elsewhere. 420 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:33,022 In... in multiple places, I'm afraid. 421 00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:36,492 You have cancer of the larynx, of the esophagus. 422 00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:38,527 You have cancer of the ear. 423 00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:39,628 Cancer of the ear? 424 00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:41,397 No. 425 00:21:41,463 --> 00:21:44,400 Cancer of the year. 426 00:21:46,302 --> 00:21:47,469 Oh, my god. 427 00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:49,105 Wh... why are you celebrating this? 428 00:21:49,171 --> 00:21:51,240 I don't want cancer of the year! 429 00:21:54,076 --> 00:21:57,046 Is it really so bad that it's cancer of the year? 430 00:21:58,848 --> 00:21:59,816 Tig, you look good. 431 00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,483 I do? 432 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,718 Your scans are great. 433 00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:04,586 Your lymph nodes feel perfectly normal. 434 00:22:04,653 --> 00:22:08,024 And barring anything unexpected from your blood work, 435 00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:09,868 we'll just see you back here in another three months. 436 00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:12,328 - Keep up the good work. - Thank you. 437 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:24,440 Oh, sugar, that is the best news I've heard. 438 00:22:24,506 --> 00:22:27,944 I knew you would be fine. I just knew it. 439 00:22:29,912 --> 00:22:31,047 Hello, Tig. 440 00:22:31,948 --> 00:22:33,883 Hi, Bill. 441 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:35,651 I didn't mean to call you. 442 00:22:35,717 --> 00:22:36,986 Oh. 443 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:40,122 Well, everything all right? 444 00:22:40,189 --> 00:22:43,993 Yeah. I... I'm just finishing up at the oncologist. 445 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,362 Um, and she said my scans look good. 446 00:22:46,428 --> 00:22:47,729 Oh, my. 447 00:22:47,864 --> 00:22:49,865 Well, that is heartening news. 448 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:51,767 Yeah, I thought so, too. 449 00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,769 Tig... 450 00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:56,372 I want to apologize. 451 00:22:56,438 --> 00:23:00,342 For placing the blame on you for Bonkerz getting out. 452 00:23:00,409 --> 00:23:04,246 I know now... you had nothing to do with that. 453 00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:06,682 Girlie may have released Bonkerz, 454 00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:08,484 intentionally. 455 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,618 Why would she do that? 456 00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:13,255 Apparently, it has to do with dark energy. 457 00:23:13,322 --> 00:23:14,924 Uh, Tig, 458 00:23:14,991 --> 00:23:19,061 perhaps I have not acknowledged your feelings, 459 00:23:19,128 --> 00:23:24,000 uh, at times, recently. 460 00:23:24,066 --> 00:23:27,703 And, uh, as you said, what happened to you, 461 00:23:27,769 --> 00:23:29,171 in the past. 462 00:23:29,238 --> 00:23:30,639 Yeah. 463 00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:33,809 A father should be supportive of his daughter. 464 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:36,545 And you are. 465 00:23:36,612 --> 00:23:37,914 A daughter to me. 466 00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,051 I feel you are. 467 00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:46,088 Thanks. That's... I... 468 00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:48,925 That means a lot to me, Bill. 469 00:23:50,826 --> 00:23:53,963 Well, I, uh... don't want to keep you. 470 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,532 I'm glad you called. 471 00:23:56,598 --> 00:23:58,100 Even if unintentionally. 472 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,236 Um, good-bye, Tig. 473 00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:02,038 Bye, Bill. 474 00:24:45,178 --> 00:24:47,890 _ 475 00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:50,321 _ 476 00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:11,607 Tig? 477 00:25:11,673 --> 00:25:13,175 Is that you? 478 00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:16,045 You're really back. 479 00:25:16,112 --> 00:25:17,679 It's going to be different this time. 480 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:20,082 I know. 481 00:25:22,518 --> 00:25:24,620 I love you, Tig. 482 00:25:25,721 --> 00:25:28,457 Tig? Tig? 483 00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:32,028 I realize you have several items left to retrieve in the car, 484 00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:34,096 but you must close the door after each trip. 485 00:25:34,163 --> 00:25:36,565 We can't risk Spike getting out. 486 00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:39,668 And remember, switch off the lights. 487 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,142 Ah... 488 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:48,466 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -