1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,993 ♪ Previously on BrainDead 2 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:07,402 ♪ Gareth sees Red do something weird he's never seen before 3 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,700 ♪ Hey, here's a life hack: 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,833 ♪ Got a secret? Maybe close the door 5 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,104 ♪ He spills it all to Laurel who feels better 6 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:15,714 ♪ Knowing he feels crazy, too 7 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,342 ♪ After they draw out the queen Hit her with a magazine 8 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,148 ♪ She's bleeding and she's injured but not dead 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,115 ♪ Luke meets with the CIA 10 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:26,748 ♪ "We know about the bugs," they say 11 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,453 ♪ Except for whoops, they're in cahoots with Red 12 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:33,088 ♪ Gareth's freaking out so Laurel hugs him in her bedroom clothes 13 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,564 ♪ Dean is proudly filled with bugs 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,464 ♪ And Laurel knows he knows she knows 15 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:39,731 ♪ Red really wants a piece of what that Tupperware contains 16 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,272 ♪ When I am in a meeting 17 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:45,504 ♪ Please don't ever mention monkey brains ♪ 18 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:50,938 I... 19 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:52,507 What? 20 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,144 I thought you'd be happy. 21 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:56,277 I don't know what I am. 22 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:57,788 [SCOFFS] 23 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,721 So, the CIA briefed you? 24 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,724 Yeah, Bob Isenstadt, the director's director. 25 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,488 And said there are bugs in people's brains? 26 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,621 Yes, everything you said. 27 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,860 - The real CIA? - You're disappointed, aren't you? 28 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,493 You wanted it to just be your thing or... 29 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,971 - No. No. - Look, it's about bugs, Laurel. 30 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,871 You were right, I was wrong, okay? 31 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,644 - Why did he tell you this? - It's a security briefing. 32 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,441 The same thing the presidential candidates get. 33 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,278 - Well, I still don't get it. - He needs us to stand down. 34 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,443 He... What does that mean? 35 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,578 He needs you to stop getting in the way. 36 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,220 - They have a handle on this. - They're lying. 37 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:33,916 Oh, come on, Laurel, stop it. 38 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,687 Not everything's a conspiracy. 39 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,024 What are they doing? If they have a handle on it, what is it? 40 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,223 They were about to take Red Wheatus into custody, 41 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,833 but you and your friends got in their way. 42 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,936 You were doing something with Red last night 43 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,300 and it kept them from taking him in. 44 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,270 Were you doing something with Red last night? 45 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,170 Then, come on, you need to stand down. 46 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,747 Let the professionals do their job. 47 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,281 Nope! Uh-uh. I don't believe it. 48 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,319 Wait, what did he say exactly? 49 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,446 He said the CIA is on top of it, and we're getting in their way. 50 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:08,019 That doesn't even make any sense. How are we getting in their way? 51 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,152 We warned Red by trying to kill the bug in his head. 52 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,730 But why can't they arrest him anyway? 53 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,731 - Actually... that is a good point. - Thank you. 54 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,735 I don't know, but this is a good thing. 55 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,669 I mean, they know. They're pursuing it. 56 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,968 - Do you believe that? - Well, what's the alternative? 57 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:25,339 The CIA director is infected. 58 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:26,970 What do we do? 59 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,876 [GUSTAV SIGHS] 60 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,506 We still need to get to Red. He's got the queen in his head. 61 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,414 The injured queen. You hit it. 62 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,781 But I don't think that made a difference. 63 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,513 It might've. It might've. 64 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,217 The CIA is worried. 65 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,555 That's why they're trying to stop us. We got too close. 66 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:45,027 Look, Red offered you money for your documentary. 67 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,032 Why don't you meet with him to discuss it? 68 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,160 Right. And then we get him to give up the queen again. 69 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,867 Combined receipts and expenditure accounts, 70 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,276 uh, established to temporarily hold funds 71 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,815 which are later refunded or paid into another... 72 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,878 [PANTING] Senator? 73 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,013 - [GROANS] - What do you have? 74 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,318 It's a swamp, it's a language swamp. 75 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,223 There's something in the farming authorization, but I need time. 76 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,193 I don't have time. I need to argue right now. 77 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,026 Just give me a day. I'll have the thing they're hiding. 78 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,293 - [GAVEL BANGS] - I can't ask for another day. 79 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,903 This budget is a dialectic work of art. 80 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,733 Stop talking about art, and just do it. 81 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,239 ELLA: Uh, Madam Chairwoman, I would like to ask the committee 82 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,435 - if we could... - My apologies, Madam Chairman, 83 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,739 I have a quick issue. 84 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,906 - I was hoping to argue for a vote. - Just one quick thing, ma'am. 85 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,451 Uh, today is the day when we honor 86 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,920 Native American Iraqi War veterans. 87 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:49,017 And I would argue that we delay all budgetary business 88 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,596 for another day, a day when we are not honoring 89 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,700 Iraqi War veterans who are Native American. 90 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:59,828 Now, many of us have to rush to, uh, church services from here. 91 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,463 Senator Wheatus. 92 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,337 Yes? 93 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,001 You have your hand up. 94 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,076 [WEAKLY] Yes. 95 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,285 I just want to say... I think we should... 96 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,249 ...vote today... 97 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,415 because... 98 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:22,890 ...you know. 99 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:28,026 Uh, in the spirit of compassion and deference 100 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,533 - to our wounded warriors - Ow! 101 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,070 Of the Indian... uh, of the... 102 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,972 uh, Native American, uh, persuasion, 103 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,206 I suggest that we delay until tomorrow. 104 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,473 [GROANS] 105 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,654 [GROANS] 106 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,287 [GRUMBLING] 107 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,925 [PANTING] 108 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,006 - Oh, my God. - [DOOR OPENS] 109 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,301 - What was that? - What was what? 110 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,173 Your performance! We've only got 12 days left. 111 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,712 We don't have a day to spare! 112 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,246 Don't you think I knew that? 113 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:19,180 - [GROANING] - You're weak. You're falling apart. 114 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,412 Look at your queen. She's dying. 115 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,114 - Get out of here! - You can't hack it anymore. 116 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,851 [EXHALES] I'm taking over. 117 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,825 Over my dead body. 118 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,624 This isn't about you and me. 119 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,165 If we fight amongst ourselves, they win. 120 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:38,600 Exactly. So back the hell off! 121 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,104 This should be fought by the powerful. 122 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,869 Not a man who can't get five words out without crying! 123 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,377 Get out. Get out! 124 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,351 Don't worry. She's not getting near you. 125 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,978 Wait, wait. Where is footnote 289? 126 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,286 Who's got it? 2024 budget window. 127 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,451 - Defer for later pay. - Oh, here, I've got it. 128 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,927 Good! Good. What does it say? 129 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:09,000 Uh, "Full funding for the LWCF programs in the DOI and USDA, 130 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,194 see footnote 345." 131 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,532 Ha! They're hop-scotching us. 132 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,471 That's when you know you are on to something, 133 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,100 when they force you to go from footnote to footnote! 134 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,906 Who's got 345? 135 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,609 Jake? What are you doing here? 136 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,582 Thought I'd bring you something from LA. 137 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,187 So, it's weird to think of you with an office. 138 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,483 Yeah, nothing like working out of my kitchen in LA. 139 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:32,818 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 140 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,085 So, champagne? 141 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,661 - You'll never guess what. - What? 142 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,286 - We got funding. - What? 143 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,796 For the Solomon Islands. We got the money to finish it. 144 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,366 Are you kidding? How... Where did it come from? 145 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,494 A foundation against global warming. We can finally finish it. 146 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,139 So, um, I worked up a new schedule. 147 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:51,573 We need to commence in the next three weeks. 148 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,474 Uh, we want to be there for the music festival, right? 149 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,808 Right, right. So, how much do we have to work with? 150 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,609 You won't believe it. They gave us more than we asked. 151 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,073 Two million. 152 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,615 I know, two million dollars. 153 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:06,014 What foundation is this, Jake? 154 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,491 Uh, The Ocean League? They're legit. 155 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,793 Did you go to them, or did they come to you? 156 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,922 Uh, a bit of both. They saw your Kickstarter campaign 157 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:15,590 and came to me. Why, what's wrong? 158 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,168 Are you saying we need to start in three weeks, 159 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,271 - or are they saying it? - They are. 160 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,600 They want to use it as part of a series of global warming films, 161 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,971 about the impact on the most vulnerable. Why? 162 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,909 They're trying to get rid of me. 163 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,808 [EXHALES] Excuse me? 164 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,074 Okay. Tell them we'll take the money, 165 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,150 but only if we can start in six months. 166 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,549 What? Why? 167 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,882 Laurel, this is your chance. This is what you were always after. 168 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,457 - You can finally finish it. - I have an obligation here. 169 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,856 Oh, come on. Here in DC? You kidding me? 170 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,155 It's just a bunch of fat politicians talking to each other. 171 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,322 Come on, the Solomon Islands? 172 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,330 Thanks, Jake. I have to go. 173 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,061 What? But why? 174 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,573 The answer is no. 175 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,145 I really need to get a lock on that door. 176 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,475 I don't care if you pay me two million or five million dollars, 177 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,380 - you can't get rid of me. - Good to know. 178 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,953 I have no idea what you're talking about. 179 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:10,851 The Ocean League? Are you kidding me? 180 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,686 Do you mind? I'm trying to nap! 181 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,056 Is everything all right, Senator? 182 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:20,325 Oh, yeah, sure, let's have everyone come on in. 183 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,127 Let's... let's all hold hands. 184 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:24,066 [QUIETLY] Is everything okay? 185 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,932 I don't know, ask your boss. 186 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,164 He wants me gone. 187 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,339 [DOOR SLAMS] 188 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,034 [WHIMPERING] 189 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,237 I don't know what she's talking about. 190 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:38,043 [MELANESIAN CHOIR SINGING] 191 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,094 [MUSIC CONTINUING] 192 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll 193 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,534 - What did she say? - She wanted to meet. 194 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:34,297 It's probably about Red, our next attack. 195 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,771 Yeah, probably. 196 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,204 You want to go out? 197 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,069 [LAUGHS] 198 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,977 What, would you like to go somewhere amusing? 199 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,885 You live in a basement apartment, Gustav. 200 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,453 - So it's about money? - No, I... 201 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,847 We are just very different. 202 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,782 And I have a boyfriend. 203 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:58,091 - I haven't seen him. - I don't share everything with you. 204 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,494 - Hi, guys. Thanks. - Ah, no problem. 205 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,658 Rochelle just kicked me in the groin, but sure. 206 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,099 What's up? 207 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,431 - Do you want me to come back? - ROCHELLE: No. 208 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,039 What do you do with Red? 209 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,801 Do we try to get the queen out again? 210 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,934 No, um... I don't know. 211 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,946 Oh, God, don't tell me you think we should let the CIA handle this. 212 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,276 No. 213 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,179 But you do, though? 214 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,988 No, I just mean... what can we do? 215 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,111 We've tried everything we could. 216 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,315 When we didn't have the medical facilities, we went to the CDC. 217 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,017 Yes, and look how that turned out. 218 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:29,820 But still, what can we do? 219 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,987 - We kill Red. - Oh, my God, you're kidding. 220 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,827 We wait until he's heading home, and we run our car over him. 221 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,332 You don't have a car. 222 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,563 Well, then we run your car over him! We have to kill the bug in his head. 223 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,434 Am I the only one taking this seriously? 224 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,808 Okay, I'm out. 225 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,244 - What? - I'm done. 226 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,405 Wait, what does that mean? 227 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,606 It means... 228 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,111 ...if we are facing the end of the world, 229 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,685 then we can't do it on our own. 230 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,253 You think we should rely on the CIA? 231 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:00,325 - No. She means she's done with us. - Oh, come on, Gustav. 232 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,053 You're just as likely to want to do this on your own because of your paranoia. 233 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,459 - Is that what you think? - I think we should just let... 234 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,431 I think you push things to support your paranoid view of the world. 235 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,693 Okay. 236 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,000 - Go to hell. - That's where this was always headed. 237 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,131 - Hey, guys... - No, no, no, no, I am done. 238 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,300 - Yeah, good talking to you. - Yeah, I'm done. 239 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,180 Jake, hi. 240 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,050 Tell the Ocean League. We'll do it. 241 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,869 I mean, look, I understand trying to stop this budget 242 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,767 if it's about this bigger issue, this bug issue, 243 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,931 and, yes, I still find it odd to talk that way, 244 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,602 but isn't your brother just trying to stop this budget because he's a liberal? 245 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,043 - What? - Isn't this just a liberal issue? 246 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,547 I mean, no matter what's going on, you and I still disagree. 247 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,176 I'm sorry, I'm still having trouble following. 248 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,117 I'm a conservative. You're a liberal. 249 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,053 Our priorities are... different. 250 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,790 I got the money for my documentary. 251 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,323 What documentary? 252 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,866 No, I mean, which of the documentaries? 253 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,093 - The yodeling one? - Melanesian Choir. 254 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,500 Great. Congratulations. 255 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,701 I need to start in three weeks. 256 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,776 So you're leaving? 257 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,208 I just... I never finish anything. 258 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,250 And I can't keep creating excuses not to do what I love. 259 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:35,182 So these bugs are just an excuse? 260 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,846 No, but the CIA is on it. 261 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,252 - And they briefed my brother. - Mm. 262 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,756 And said that I should stop getting involved, 263 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,918 that I'm not doing anybody any good. 264 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,223 So I... I need to take this chance. 265 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,524 So you're leaving in three weeks? 266 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,691 Yeah. 267 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,028 No, um... 268 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:54,294 A week. 269 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,304 Ah. [CHUCKLES] 270 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,172 I'll be back. 271 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,104 And then... 272 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,209 What? 273 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,182 I don't know, if you still... 274 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,950 If we still like each other, then... 275 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:12,822 We'll... 276 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,984 I don't know, we can... we can move in together, whatever... 277 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,220 Whatever you want. 278 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,888 [PHONE BUZZING] 279 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,266 It's the senator, I have to get back. 280 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,065 We'll talk later. 281 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,881 RED: Gareth? You're back. 282 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,611 Senator? 283 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,116 [RED GROANS] 284 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,323 - They're coming after me. - Are you sick, sir? 285 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,791 They... they smell weakness on me. 286 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,988 They think they can take me down 287 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,362 just because I'm not feeling too well. 288 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,766 - We need to get you to a doctor. - No, no... no doctors. 289 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,868 I need you to save me, Gareth. 290 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,068 Please. We used to be close. 291 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,476 When I'd drop the ball, you'd pick it up. 292 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,547 What... what happened to those days? 293 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,982 Senator, I'm not sure I can help you. 294 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,883 I need you now. More than ever. 295 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,320 That's a strong grip. 296 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,824 The committee meets again this afternoon. 297 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,122 And Ella is out for blood. 298 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,358 You'll get me through, okay? 299 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:30,161 Yes, you... you'll write me a script. 300 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,827 [CHUCKLES] Like you used to do. 301 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:36,874 Yeah? And I want you right there behind me the whole time, 302 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,704 making me look good. 303 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,005 We'll go full Strom Thurmond on this. 304 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,205 - [CHUCKLES] You know? - Senator... 305 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,407 No, just... just promise. 306 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,381 - People will know. - Promise me! 307 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,279 Why are you doing this, Senator? 308 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,685 - What's the goal? - Survival. 309 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,423 Survival of who? 310 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,289 "Whom." 311 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,065 - LUKE: You actually typed this? - I thought that was the protocol. 312 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,604 Since when did you worry about protocol? 313 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,208 - I want to do this right. - Well, I appreciate that. 314 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,401 - So, you accept my resignation? - No. 315 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,102 - Luke... - Look, you can't go now. 316 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,214 - I don't belong here. - Well, I beg to differ. 317 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,542 Look how much you've accomplished. 318 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,275 I don't even know what I'm doing half the time. 319 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,978 Well, that's a lot better than most of the people around here. 320 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,015 - Luke, I want to make my movie. - Laurel... 321 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,062 Let's just get to the bottom of the budget. 322 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,325 Then you can go. 323 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,030 - And when's that? - Soon. 324 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,762 Just don't leave me in the lurch. 325 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:44,000 [VOICE WEAK] I believe, as all conservatives believe, 326 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:47,977 nay, as all Americans believe, 327 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,206 this budget is essential. 328 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,283 Now, I argue... 329 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:57,152 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH] 330 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,894 ...that we should discontinue debate and vote on this budget, 331 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,931 'cause the American people are waiting 332 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,627 for us to do our damn job. 333 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,831 ELLA: Madam Chairwoman, as per Article One, section Five, 334 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,874 clause Two of the Constitution, 335 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,307 I would ask this committee to dismiss Senator Wheatus 336 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,881 from his committee chair, due to his obvious health issues. 337 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,074 DIANE: I would entertain a vote. 338 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,377 - At this point... - Uh, Madam. 339 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,918 Madam Chairwoman, I object. 340 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,113 I would like to remind you 341 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:35,693 that you intend to be absent from this committee 342 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,355 in order to procure a Chinese labia... 343 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,857 ...in order to adopt a Chinese baby. 344 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,936 ELLA: That is very different, Madam. 345 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,062 Your absence has a finite date. 346 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,038 Senator Wheatus's sickness 347 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,507 does not have the same start and stop date. 348 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,636 Senator Pollack is correct. I am recovering. 349 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,945 But only because I had... a proctology exam. 350 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,553 [VOICE BREAKING] This is an exam that I would encourage 351 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,885 - all members to undertake. - Come on, Red! 352 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,516 You're sick. Stop pretending that you're not! 353 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:13,256 I am no more sick than 65 percent of men my age. 354 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,232 And I must ask my esteemed colleague... 355 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,627 ...where is her compression? 356 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,536 - Compassion. - ELLA: Oh, my God. 357 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,207 [♪ MOZART: LE NOZZE DI FIGARO, VOICHE SAPETE] 358 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,780 [INAUDIBLE] 359 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,762 What's up? 360 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,162 - What are you listening to? - Figaro. 361 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,632 I just wanted to remind you that if it weren't for the Republicans, 362 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,398 we could have Kaufmann, Bartoli and Terfel here all the time. 363 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,804 - What do you need, Ella? - There's a Republican senator... 364 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,069 I thought we were on the same side as the Republicans these days. 365 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,180 I thought so, too, but do you want Trump for president? 366 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,646 - Hillary's just as bad. - Not for art subsidies. 367 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,342 Red Wheatus has a chief of staff. 368 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,580 I need you to deal with him. 369 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,087 He's been propping Red up. 370 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,282 Okay. What's his name? 371 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,120 - Yeah? - Alcohol. 372 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,664 I need alcohol. [LAUGHING] 373 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,303 - Are you losing it? - No, no. I'm finding it. 374 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,439 Ah, Cook's! 375 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,304 Champagne on a budget... I love it. 376 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,080 You're not worried about glass? 377 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,445 What are you talking about? 378 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,852 In the champagne... glass. Do you not worry? 379 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,616 Oh, no. Glass in the budget. 380 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,291 - What? - Drink. 381 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,787 Paragraph 1403, sub-paragraph six, footnote 11: 382 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:57,425 "A provision to purchase $108 million worth of glass." 383 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,797 - Why? - I don't know. 384 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,700 And this is for the internment camps in the farm bill? 385 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:05,208 Yes, apparently, they tried to hide it under the rubric of budgetary windows. 386 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,972 But... epiphany... it's a real window! 387 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,174 Do internment camps have many windows? 388 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,512 No, the whole point is not to have windows. 389 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,019 That list of sites for the camps... 390 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,714 which one was closest, do you remember? 391 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,189 Of course I do. My memory is almost photographic. 392 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,260 Well, more like an artist's rendering. 393 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,522 Manassas, Virginia. It's about an hour from here. 394 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,325 You want to go on a field trip? 395 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,263 - To Manassas? - Yes. 396 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,596 I have one week left here. I want to make it count. 397 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,334 COLE: The problem is the credit card function only gives you 398 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,911 the option of a 20% or more tip. What if I want to leave less?! 399 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,241 It's the little indignities of life! 400 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,776 They're very clean. 401 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,953 May I help you? 402 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,116 Hi. My name's Laurel Healy. This is... 403 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,352 Hardy. 404 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,053 We work for Senator Healy. 405 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,189 Hardy is the senator's... chief of staff. 406 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,960 Hello, how are you? 407 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:07,094 Good. It's about time somebody came out here to check on things. 408 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,002 This whole thing is so messed up. 409 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,336 Well, you know, we're doing our best. 410 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,036 Messed up how? 411 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,736 Well, the plumbing, for one thing. 412 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,541 I keep telling them it's not adequate. 413 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,879 We got pipes for a sprinkler system but no bathrooms. 414 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,042 Very disappointing. 415 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,813 And I don't care what else is going on, 416 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,082 where are people gonna do their business? 417 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,321 The plans say each building is supposed to hold 500 beds. 418 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,893 MAN: Yeah, tell me about it. 419 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,259 I got 30 truckloads of potting soil arriving on Thursday. 420 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,026 We haven't even put up all the glass roofs yet. 421 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,140 - They're not internment camps. - There you are. 422 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,080 I thought I told you to stay at your desk. 423 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,276 They're hothouses. 424 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,887 They're not gonna be filled with beds. They're flower beds. 425 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,216 To grow cherry blossoms. 426 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,988 - What are you talking about? - That's how the bugs spread. 427 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,322 They're building hothouses all over the country so they can take over. 428 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,363 And they're using federal money. 429 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,193 They need the cherry blossoms. 430 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,493 Oh, God. 431 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,466 What? Luke, you need to tell the CIA about this. 432 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,036 They said they've got it under control. 433 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:15,105 Yes, but do they know this? Do they know it's not just DC? 434 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,867 It's in 80 towns in every state? 435 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,806 Laurel, you're leaving. 436 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,777 - Just... leave it to them. - Luke, tell them. 437 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,976 This could be about America, not just DC. 438 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,140 [GENTLE KNOCK] 439 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,387 Okay. 440 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,084 - Got it. - Luke, tell them. 441 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,856 I will. Go. 442 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,726 See your... boyfriend. 443 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,493 - Hey. - You been drinking? 444 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,264 I have. A bit. 445 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,772 Little bit. This much. 446 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,370 - You want me to get you an Uber? - No. 447 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,880 - I needed to ask you something. - Sure, what? 448 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,346 It's gonna sound wrong. 449 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,975 But you're leaving, so... it's okay. 450 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,350 Okay. 451 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:08,552 Marry me. 452 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,190 Excuse me? 453 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:15,760 Marry me. 454 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,863 And... 455 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,869 ...I'm going now. 456 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,769 Bye. 457 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,816 [DOOR OPENS] 458 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,359 Senator, hello. They said you wanted to see me? 459 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,860 Yes, thank you for making time. 460 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,964 - I have nothing but time, Senator. - Good. 461 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,000 Well, uh, this is regarding our subject from the other day. 462 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,102 Yes? 463 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,831 Uh, my sister has discovered a plan to insert funding 464 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:58,101 for 80 hothouses in the federal farming bill. 465 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:06,708 Well, it seems they're transporting cherry blossoms across state lines, 466 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:09,082 and I was just making sure you were aware of it. 467 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:14,216 I thought I asked you and your sister to stand down, Senator. 468 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,796 Yes, and we were, but this information came up and... 469 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,089 Senator, you take your job very seriously, I see that. 470 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,134 I take my job seriously, too. 471 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:27,296 I would never pretend to do your job. 472 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,199 Please extend me the same courtesy. 473 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,576 - Good seeing you. - This is my job, Director. 474 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:37,513 And this funding is in the farming bill. We're voting on this bill today. 475 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,617 - We have it under control. - So you knew about it? 476 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,948 We did. And thank you for coming in. 477 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,813 One more thing, Director. 478 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,188 Yes, Senator? 479 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,093 Did you also know these bugs are considering ways 480 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:55,995 to infiltrate our water supply? 481 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,468 Yes, Senator, we're on top of that, too. 482 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,162 Please... 483 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,836 ...allow us to do our job. 484 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,402 [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS] 485 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,494 [DOOR OPENS] 486 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,130 [SIGHING] Hey. 487 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,254 Hey. 488 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:33,229 - What's going on? - Nothing, just waiting for you. 489 00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,839 With my wedding photo in your lap? 490 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,535 - Yeah. - Hmm. 491 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,076 That was a good day. 492 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,043 [SIGHS] It was. 493 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,670 Did you tell the CIA? 494 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:46,516 - Yep. - And? 495 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,546 The CIA is lying. 496 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,388 - They don't want me to get involved. - Why? 497 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,254 Because they're afraid of what I'll do with the budget. 498 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:56,655 Why do you say that? 499 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,195 Well, I... I told them about the hothouses. 500 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,595 - They said they were on top of it. - Maybe they are. 501 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:04,998 - Maybe we should just let them... - No, no, I made up something, too: 502 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,195 The bugs infecting the water supply. 503 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,466 They said they were on top of that, also. 504 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,242 What are you gonna do? 505 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,374 - Get mad. - [CHUCKLES] 506 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,780 - Does that help? - It can. 507 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,352 - Who are you calling? - Dad. 508 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:23,979 Why? 509 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:26,514 To get his advice. 510 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,357 - You can't. - Why not? 511 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,295 Luke, what's up? 512 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:38,925 Let me see your hand, Dad. 513 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,765 - What do you mean? - Put your hand up. 514 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,600 Why? [LAUGHS] 515 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,278 - It's getting a little better. - Stop it. 516 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,903 Whoa, stop what? 517 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,039 You're not sick. Stop it! 518 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,880 Eh, the medication's getting a lot better. 519 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,990 What has your sister been telling you? 520 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,359 Fairy tales, Luke? 521 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,727 You're the pragmatist. She's a dreamer. 522 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:11,164 Bunch of sci-fi nonsense. 523 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:12,600 Oh, my God. 524 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,299 What? 525 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,771 - Talk to me. I'm right here. - No. 526 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:19,640 No. I'm on my own. 527 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:32,923 You don't want me as an enemy. 528 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:37,220 I don't want it. But I guess it just is. 529 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:38,761 [GAVEL BANGS] 530 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,957 DIANE: The time allotted for debate on this matter 531 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:46,161 has come to an end, so if no one has anything to add... 532 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,329 Madam Chairwoman, I'd like to say something. 533 00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:49,633 Oh, for God's sake. 534 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,402 Senator Healy, I'll give you three minutes. 535 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,639 [SIGHS] 536 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,812 Now, we all know this budget 537 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,250 is being shoved down the American people's throats 538 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:07,051 in the hopes that if we look like we're doing something, anything, 539 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,592 no matter how ill-conceived, 540 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,992 they'll shut up and stop asking questions. 541 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:15,224 But our job is to ask questions. 542 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,064 Questions like what are these structures being built 543 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,229 with money for farm subsidies? 544 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,900 Why are they made with tons of expensive glass? 545 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:27,011 Now, how can we take a vote 546 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,636 until we know the answer to those questions? 547 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:32,841 Now, I say we carve out the farm provisions 548 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,750 from the overall budget and open them up for debate and amendment. 549 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:39,356 - This is just a delay tactic. - I'm trying to get at the truth! 550 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,550 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 551 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:45,688 Now, if Senator Wheatus and Senator Pollack, 552 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,730 who helped craft this legislation, 553 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:51,393 would like to explain it to all of us, then I would be happy to listen. 554 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:56,972 Those buildings are for... important, secret use. 555 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,173 LUKE: Secret? Why secret? 556 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,686 Why not secret? 557 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:13,917 I think, in light of Senator Healy's concerns, 558 00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,050 we should consider 559 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:20,597 carving out the section concerning farm provisions. 560 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:24,361 [♪ VERDI: NABUCCO, VA PENSIERO] 561 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:27,998 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 562 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:36,580 [THUNDER CRASHES] 563 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,968 [GRUNTING] 564 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:09,743 [SINGING IN ITALIAN] 565 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,050 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 566 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,815 [CONTINUES SINGING ITALIAN] 567 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:30,593 - [SINGING] - [THUNDER CRASHING] 568 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,231 [BOTH GRUNTING] 569 00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:48,516 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 570 00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,024 - I'm fine. - Oh, my God. 571 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,632 Don't worry, it was just a random mugging. 572 00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,234 - With a knife? - Yeah, he just nicked the bone. 573 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,297 - What happened? - I don't know. Some guy, some nut. 574 00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:09,303 I was working late and he, you know... 575 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,874 - Tried to kill you. - No. I don't know. 576 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,143 - Well, did they catch him? - No, he ran off. 577 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:17,077 [KISSES] 578 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,843 My parents are coming in. Can you believe it? 579 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,542 That's just what I need. 580 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:22,983 - What can I do? - Nothing. 581 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,452 I'm out of here in a few hours. 582 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:26,079 They don't like keeping you in the hospital. 583 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:28,818 [CHUCKLES] I gave the police my statement. 584 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,355 Don't pity me, please. It'll only make it worse. 585 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,056 I'm not pitying you. 586 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,760 Just... the last time we talked, you... 587 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,237 ...you asked me to marry you. 588 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,934 I was drinking. 589 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,241 I was just joking. 590 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,133 Oh. 591 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,446 I didn't, I... I didn't know. 592 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:53,176 No, I mean, it makes no sense with everything and our jobs. 593 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,582 When I got the call, I was worried. 594 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,824 I thought you died. 595 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,987 [CHUCKLES] I have an extreme sense of drama. 596 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:07,597 A cop's last day is the day he gets shot. 597 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,869 The day you ask me to marry you is the day you get stabbed. 598 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,737 It was a joke. 599 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,476 - Come with me. - What? 600 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,945 To the Solomon Islands. Come with me. Help me. 601 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,276 Help you what? 602 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,383 Make my documentary. 603 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,489 What, in a grass hut, 604 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,719 cooking you plantains on an open fire? 605 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,055 No. 606 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,792 That wouldn't be bad, would it? 607 00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:48,695 I'm not doing that, Laurel. 608 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,100 I can't be your... 609 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,442 ...kept man. 610 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,547 I'm not that person. 611 00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:01,412 Then what do we do? 612 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,881 We do what we need to do. 613 00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,856 I need to stay and... 614 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:11,056 ...you need to go. 615 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,565 BOB: Senator Healy. 616 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,828 Director Isenstadt. Hello, what are you doing here? 617 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,940 Talking to you, Senator. The mountain is coming to Muhammad. 618 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:25,235 Ah, should the mountain be worried or honored? 619 00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:27,810 Actually, you're Muhammad in this equation. 620 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,038 I'm the mountain. 621 00:32:30,815 --> 00:32:34,307 Well... would the mountain like to sit, take a load off? 622 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,319 What the hell are you doing? 623 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:39,888 I told you to stand down. I told you twice to stand down. 624 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:42,254 Yes. And in what way have I not? 625 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:43,883 That speech you gave yesterday, 626 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:46,462 that was designed to stop this farm bill. 627 00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:48,724 Yes, it was. And why wouldn't I stop it? 628 00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:51,198 Because we don't want these invading parasites 629 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,133 to know that we're on to them. 630 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:54,465 Huh. 631 00:32:55,606 --> 00:33:00,202 Director, I'm a duly elected member of the United States Senate. 632 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:04,748 Now, with all due respect, sir, no one has ever voted for you. 633 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,476 So don't you dare tell me how to serve my constituents. 634 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:10,348 I gave a speech because I think this farm bill is a boondoggle. 635 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,785 I continue to think it is, 636 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,858 and I don't care what secret plans you have. 637 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,961 They have to work around me. 638 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:18,221 Do you understand? 639 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,558 I understand that we're at cross-purposes. 640 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,363 You're leaking, sir. 641 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:27,369 I haven't said a thing to anyone. That's not how I work. 642 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,871 No, you're... leaking. 643 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:32,173 I have to go. 644 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,937 Yes, you should. 645 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,807 I have a vote I need to get to. 646 00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:40,041 I guess you're not interested in the directorate, after all. 647 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:43,681 Well, that depends. Who will I be serving? 648 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:51,858 What am I doing? 649 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,623 You want the bill to pass as is. 650 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,790 Right, right, good. 651 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:59,134 What... what happened to your arm? 652 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,568 Oh, this? A mugging last night. 653 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,765 - Don't worry, I'm okay. - DIANE: Okay, all those in favor 654 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,808 of separating out the farm bill? 655 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:12,746 I count... seven for, eight against. 656 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,479 Senator Healy, your motion is denied. 657 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:20,489 The budget will be voted for, in total, by the committee. 658 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,225 There will be no bifurcation. God help us. 659 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,255 Is there any new business? 660 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,233 Yes, there is, Madam Chair. 661 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,329 DIANE: Yes? 662 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,169 Senator? 663 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:53,518 Senator Healy? Do you have something you want to say? 664 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,290 Yes, ma'am. 665 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:57,818 I'm protesting. 666 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:01,056 I'm not leaving here until we table the farm bill. 667 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,326 This won't stand. This can't stand! 668 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,767 It's over. You lost fair and square, Luke. 669 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,997 - You can't just sit there. - Make me move. 670 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,040 You're all making fools of yourselves. 671 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:14,542 This is grandstanding, Madam Chair. 672 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,442 We've had our vote. 673 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,016 This is what comes from weakness. 674 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,083 LUKE: We will not be moved. 675 00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:27,891 - [APPLAUSE] - We will not be moved! 676 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,033 [GROANING] 677 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,139 [GROANS] 678 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,380 [SIGHING] 679 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,927 ELLA: Snorting seaweed isn't going to make you feel better. 680 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:06,495 How do you know? 681 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,064 I feel better already. 682 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,102 - You're sick. - You came after my chief of staff? 683 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,533 Why wouldn't I? 684 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,229 He was helping you. 685 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,004 I think this is for the best, don't you? 686 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,234 Ending it. 687 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:20,867 You're letting them win. 688 00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:23,839 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 689 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,678 [HANGS UP PHONE] 690 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:30,480 I don't like guns, but Scarlett got this for me. 691 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,111 Her brother's in the military. 692 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,753 Violence begets violence. 693 00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:36,052 Tell her to come out. 694 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,187 Tell who? 695 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:39,660 Whom. 696 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,287 Force the queen to come out. 697 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,966 - What queen? - Don't you play with me. 698 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:47,696 Shoot me then. Do it. 699 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,806 - [GUN CLICKS] - [GASPS] 700 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,841 [YELLING] 701 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,876 [BOTH GRUNTING] 702 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,345 You know the problem with liberals? 703 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,919 They don't know where the safety is. 704 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,754 We need to work together. 705 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,117 [GUNSHOT] 706 00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:13,292 [CHITTERING] 707 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,426 Go for it. 708 00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:31,208 We will not move from this spot until we are heard. 709 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,544 This farm bill serves no one but the Senate. 710 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:35,117 We want to be heard. 711 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,686 We want to be heard! 712 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,448 - We want to be heard! - [DOOR OPENING] 713 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,886 ALL: [CHANTING] We want to be heard! 714 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:43,152 We want to be heard! We want to be heard! 715 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,990 We want to be heard! We want to be heard! 716 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,065 We want to be heard! We want to be heard! 717 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,360 We want to be heard! 718 00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:52,833 This is not the way to be heard, Senators. 719 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:57,873 This senate will not devolve into chaos and childhood antics. 720 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,934 It's not what our forefathers intended. 721 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:03,171 Then we need to separate the vote. Let us vote on the farm bill. 722 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,646 No, sir! This is how it works. 723 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,650 Get the requisite number of votes to press your issues in committee... 724 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:11,220 Why won't you let democracy run its course? 725 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:13,550 This is democracy, sir! 726 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,751 You are losing based on the number of votes you have. 727 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:20,455 I have won based on the number of votes I have. 728 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,795 What you are doing now is... is trying to circumvent 729 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:25,765 - democracy by grandstanding... - No, no. 730 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:29,498 We are staying here until you return so that we can vote. 731 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,471 Okay, here's what I say we do. 732 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,334 Let's move to a closed door session. 733 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,639 Oh! Well, that won't stop this sit-in. 734 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,180 I don't need to stop the sit-in. 735 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,843 Do you need to stop a tree falling in the forest if there's no one there? 736 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,921 - Oh, people know we're here. - Yeah, well, I'm the majority chair. 737 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,081 We will not be denied! 738 00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:50,660 We will not be denied! We will not be denied! 739 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:52,057 ALL: ♪ We shall not be moved 740 00:38:52,196 --> 00:38:53,720 ♪ We will stand and fight together... 741 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:55,923 LUKE: Closed door session or open door session, 742 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,399 you spoke of a tree in the woods, Senator Wheatus. 743 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:01,630 Well, there are a whole bunch of trees sitting here with me today, 744 00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:04,969 and our roots go deep, they are strong, 745 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,168 and they will not be moved! 746 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,176 What are you afraid of, Senator? 747 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:12,077 RED: No, sir, I am not afraid of you. 748 00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:15,014 LUKE: Then let us vote! We want to vote! 749 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:19,020 ♪ Just like a tree that's standing by the water 750 00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:22,648 ♪ We shall not be moved 751 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,822 ♪ We will stand and fight together 752 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,828 ♪ We shall not be moved... 753 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:32,163 Our founding fathers would be proud. 754 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:38,104 Now, this moment is the beginning of true participatory democracy. 755 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,870 I will stand here until hell freezes over. 756 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,808 - I will stan... - [FEED CUTS OFF] 757 00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:45,643 [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] 758 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,791 ♪ ... not be moved 759 00:39:57,928 --> 00:39:59,293 ♪ We will stand and fight together... 760 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,988 LUKE: What are you afraid of, Senator? 761 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,929 The public wants to see what we're doing. 762 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,796 ♪ We will stand and fight together... 763 00:40:04,935 --> 00:40:06,425 Good luck with that. 764 00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,103 Go ahead, keep sitting in. 765 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,572 [CHUCKLING] Let's see how well that works. 766 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:15,975 ♪ We shall not be moved 767 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:17,102 [PHONE BUZZES] 768 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,318 [RED CHUCKLES] 769 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,982 [EXHALES] 770 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:31,652 You recovered? 771 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:34,629 Yeah, I got better, a lot better. 772 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,733 Tell your girlfriend to come at me. 773 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,963 My girlfriend's headed out of town. 774 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,697 No, no, she won't leave you. 775 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:42,999 Why do you say that? 776 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:45,938 Because I'm not an idiot. [CHUCKLES] 777 00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,943 Oh, you are sweet, Gareth. 778 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,742 That's one of the things I like about you. 779 00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:59,179 Oh, uh, thank you for nurturing me in my time of need. 780 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,749 - LAUREL: Luke. - [SINGING CONTINUES] 781 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:05,692 - I thought you were heading out. - I was. 782 00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,730 Then I saw you going all Berkeley here. 783 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,230 Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh? 784 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:10,765 I realized I had to see the end of this. 785 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,631 Yeah, well, the end is in sight. We don't have video. 786 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:15,864 Yes, you do. 787 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:18,497 ♪ We shall not be moved 788 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:23,039 ♪ We shall not, we shall not be moved 789 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:26,149 What is that? What the hell is that?! 790 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:28,274 All we ask is that our respected colleagues 791 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,478 come back and allow us to vote. 792 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,486 That's it. Democracy. 793 00:41:32,623 --> 00:41:34,682 Gareth! Are you watching this? 794 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,686 Yeah, it's Periscope. 795 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,161 - What is that? - It's a live-streaming app. 796 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,796 How do you turn it off? 797 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,329 You don't, Senator. 798 00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,872 What the hell do you mean, you don't? 799 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,032 ♪ ... by the water 800 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,700 ♪ We shall not be moved 801 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,368 So, when do you leave? 802 00:41:56,647 --> 00:42:00,708 ♪ We shall not we shall not be moved... 803 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,647 I don't know. When the job is done, I guess. 804 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:07,686 You seem oddly happy. 805 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:08,814 I know. 806 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,961 If the world is gonna end, I want to be here. 807 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,256 I want to be part of it. 808 00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,592 [SINGING CONTINUES ON TV] 809 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,736 Okay, so what do we have to do? 810 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,535 I'll be back. 811 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,110 - Don't do that. - [DOOR OPENS] 812 00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:34,149 ROCHELLE: Laurel? What's up? 813 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,014 Yeah, what's up, Laurel? 814 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:37,620 Why aren't you on your plane to... 815 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:41,020 [SIGHS] ...something mean I'll think up later. 816 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:43,383 I'm staying. 817 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,393 What, what, are we supposed to, like, thank you? 818 00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:51,092 - No, you're supposed to work with me. - On what? 819 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:56,731 I know what their plan is... and I think I know how to stop it. 820 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll