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Jess, why couldn't you marry me?
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Oh, I don't know.
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- You know.
- No, I-I don't know.
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It's Nick.
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I... love you.
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- You love me?
- I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Wow, that feels so good to say.
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I now pronounce you
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husband and...
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[glass breaks, cheering]
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- I'm booking a ticket.
- A ticket?
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Yeah, Reagan is going
to New Orleans for work
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for three months and she
asked me to go with her.
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And I'm gonna do it.
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♪ ♪
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[phone chimes, Cece gasps]
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- Damn it!
- This is an alert?
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I did not need to know that
the Riblet sandwich is back.
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How long does it take
to respond to a house offer?
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Breathe, okay? We will
find out about the house
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when we find out about the house.
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- You're right.
- All right.
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- You're right. Okay.
- We're fine. We're fine.
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- We're fine, we're fine.
- [both sigh]
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- I'm so excited!
- We're finally getting a house!
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As I was saying, I never
felt love like this.
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I really miss your lips on mine.
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Babe, it's just a two month
FBI training program.
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I had a major breakthrough this week.
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I perfected my "keep vamping,
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we've almost traced the call" gesture.
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Oh, wow, really?
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Well, you know, we've had some
breakthroughs of our own
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over here, too.
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You know, I got to say, your sister
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is really coming into her own
as a real estate agent.
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In fact, I think she
may have found a house
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for Schmidt and Cece.
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That's amazing!
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Oh, thank you so much
for looking out for Leslie.
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It means the world to me.
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Well, would you describe
yourself as, I don't know,
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owing me?
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'Cause I will take my
repayment in the form of...
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[loud grinding]
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What the hell is that noise?
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Jess? For Pete's sake. [Knocking]
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What is that infernal racket?
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Hey, I was just making some table legs.
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But if it's too loud,
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I can table them for later.
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This whole summer,
you've been doing one activity
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after another.
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The urban corn harvest.
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Learning Portuguese.
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You joined that SoulShred gym
and got scary ripped.
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[nuts clatter on floor]
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Oh.
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[grunts loudly]
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What is going on with you?
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Okay. All right. [Clears throat]
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She's a badass, that is what is
going on with her.
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Woodworking is awesome.
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Okay, woodworking is insane.
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- It's woodturning, but go on.
- Honey, do you think that
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any of these hobbies
have anything to do with...
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With Nick? Nicholas Miller?
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- That ole turkey burger?
- Yeah.
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He's in New Orleans
with his perfect girlfriend.
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- And I'm fine.
- Okay.
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Actually, I'm doing great.
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- Okay.
- [stammering]: I moved past him.
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I-I-I'm over him.
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Just checking.
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- I'm moving forward.
- Cool.
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Or as they say in Portuguese,
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Empurrando para a frente.
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Which technically means
"thrusting forward."
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It's a very sexual language.
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Honey.
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- We got the house.
- [gasps]
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We got the house!
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[screams excitedly]
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Leslie, I can't believe
you pulled this off.
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Every morning I just Google "house"
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and sometimes stuff comes up.
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Guys, look at us.
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You guys are married.
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Winston, you're in love,
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Nick's in a serious
relationship of his own,
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and I am a truly excellent friend.
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Why are you looking at my house?
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Hello, sir, how are you?
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We're the ones who are buying your home.
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I'm not selling my house.
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What?
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Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign.
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Maybe I got the address wrong.
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I mean... What are you ta... how
did we get into the house?
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- We walked through it three times.
- What?
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- What?
- What?
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Oh that's a mistake.
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- Why would you do that?
- CECE: Oh!
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He's got a bat! [Panicked shouting]
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JESS: Oh, my God, the
car's the other way!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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♪ ♪
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All right, I'm taking charge.
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- Winston, Leslie has to go.
- No!
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She's the worst real
estate agent of all time.
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Aly and I just went long distance.
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I can't tell her that
you fired her little sister.
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This is a delicate situation
for our relationship.
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Please, Jess.
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Why are you ask...
why are you asking Jess?
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And, Jess, why are you
inserting yourself into this?
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If anyone's inserting
themself, it's Winston.
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He's like a tongue at a
seventh grade birthday party.
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Okay, look, fine,
can I at least be the one
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to break the news to her?
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Yes, you may.
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Thank you, Jess.
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- It is so great to know.
- Yeah.
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- who your real friends are.
- Yeah.
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- Get off the sofa.
- Yeah.
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Go check on your cat.
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Look, we'll find a place, okay?
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I didn't like that house
that much anyway.
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I just can't be married,
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living with roommates.
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Well, hey!
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Well, I hope you saved
some for Furguson.
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[singsongy]: 'Cause
you forgot yesterday.
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[chuckles]
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- No!
- [screams]
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[screaming]
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No!
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Look at our wedding photo.
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I want to hang our wedding
photo in our house.
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- I want to start our lives together.
- I know.
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Guys, we are in this together.
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We're just gonna have to
find a house ourselves.
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I need a project now that
my table's almost done.
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I'll be your real estate agent.
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I've already found, like,
five open houses today.
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Like, this one is a fixer-upper,
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but don't judge a house
by its smoke damage.
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Okay, babe, this was a crime scene.
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Yeah, but that was months ago.
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And it was drug thing,
so there are no ghosts.
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- That's not how ghosts work.
- This is in your price range,
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and it's, like, only five
minutes from the loft.
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I really think this is
the best investment
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of our money right now.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
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Hey, babe?
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[groans]
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- I think we got this, okay?
- Yes.
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We got this.
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Actually, we, we got this.
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Preach! We got this.
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Jess, look at us for a second,
the two of us, Cece and I.
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We. Us.
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BOTH: We got this.
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- We got this.
- [chuckles]: All right.
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Schmidt, bedrooms. Cece, bathrooms.
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I'm gonna smell everything.
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Bonjour! Crawdaddy's home, and
he's ready to see his crawkids!
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Who's home?
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Schmidty, Jess?
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Winston?
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Winston's cat?
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Fine. Cece?
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♪
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The en suite is en fleek.
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I love this house, too.
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I poked my head in the shower.
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Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure.
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Like when my mom made me
rehearse my haftarah portion.
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I don't know, guys.
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Lot of lost dog posters around.
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Really sad neighborhood.
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Also it's crazy expensive.
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I'm the voice of reason,
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that's why you brought me with.
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We-we didn't bring you with.
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- You followed us here in your car.
- Okay.
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- She followed us the whole way.
- I know, I know.
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Cece, I'm begging you,
please tell her to go home.
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Yeah, I know.
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We need to start
setting some boundaries.
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You know what, though? She's not wrong.
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This place is way over
our borrowing limit.
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Damn it. [Sighs]
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The only place that was
even close was that...
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BOTH: Carpet house.
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All right. We will ask
for a bigger loan.
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And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, we can do it.
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- Look, we'll just make sacrifices.
- Yeah.
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We'll pack our lunches.
We'll cut out cup-on's.
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- It's coupons.
- Cup-ons, yeah.
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- No, you're saying cup-ons.
- Well, it's fine.
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It's not important,
we'll cut out cup-ons.
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Coupons.
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But if we're gonna do this, we're
gonna have to go to the bank now
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because this house is gonna
go like this, I know it.
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Why is she talking to the realtor?
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I will handle it, okay?
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It's-it's tot... it's... Oh.
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Jess?
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I'm so sorry, do you mind if I just
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steal her away for a minute? Jessica?
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Hey, honey, this can't happen.
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You're right, this is not your house.
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- Toni-Anne, we're walking!
- No, no.
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You being here.
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You taking over as our
real estate agent because...
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you can't stop thinking about Nick.
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Cece, not everything's about Nick.
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Curvando diante da face errada.
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In Portuguese,
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"You're bending before the wrong face."
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Again, very sexual language.
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You know I love you and I
will always be there for you
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in an emergency, but Schmidt and
I need to do this by ourselves.
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You got to go home.
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Okay. I got it. Okay.
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You guys are moving forward,
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You don't need ol' Jess the Mess.
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I'm gonna go home.
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But seriously,
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I crawled under the house
and the retrofitting
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is rookie work.
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Okay.
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She going home?
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- Yeah, let's go to the bank.
- Let's do it. You know what, actually,
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I just want to use the cooktop first.
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- Make an egg.
- Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
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Got two eggs right here.
Got a pan right here.
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Think I'm gonna buy a house
and not make an egg first?
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And I'm a Sagittarius,
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which is why I'm so good
with people and horses.
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But it also makes me, like,
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really sleepy.
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Uh, Leslie... [nervous laugh]
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Um, there's no...
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there's no easy way to say this.
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Uh...
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you...
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no longer work... for Schmidt and Cece.
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No, no, they're firing me?
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No, but didn't you tell
them how good I am?
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Well, you know, I tried to.
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I was like, I was like,
"Man, she good..."
258
00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:28,765
You didn't stick up for me, Winston?
259
00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,267
- Well, I tried...
- I'm calling Aly!
260
00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:32,018
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, no, no, time out, time out.
261
00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:33,019
Listen, hey, hey, hey.
262
00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:34,404
Time out. Stop.
263
00:08:34,439 --> 00:08:36,523
Stop that. You didn't let me finish.
264
00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:39,276
You don't work for Schmidt and Cece
265
00:08:39,328 --> 00:08:42,696
anymore, because...
266
00:08:43,615 --> 00:08:46,299
'Cause you work for me now.
267
00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:50,203
- I'm buying a house.
- [Shrieks happily]
268
00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:52,088
- I'm buying a house!
- [Laughing]
269
00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:54,507
Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.
270
00:08:54,543 --> 00:08:56,126
[horns honking]
271
00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,511
We do not look great on paper.
272
00:08:58,547 --> 00:09:01,181
Please, on paper, we're as ugly
as Winston's bellybutton ring.
273
00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:03,300
Who gets a bellybutton ring
if you have an outie?
274
00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,018
And at 33, no less.
275
00:09:05,053 --> 00:09:07,520
But trust me, loan officers
have a lot of discretion.
276
00:09:07,556 --> 00:09:09,139
We just need to market ourselves.
277
00:09:09,191 --> 00:09:10,690
We need to look him right in the eye...
278
00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:13,226
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?
279
00:09:14,947 --> 00:09:16,229
I'm not blind.
280
00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,632
I just had my pupils
dilated for an exam.
281
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,116
If it makes you feel any better,
282
00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:21,701
I'm seeing stars, too.
283
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:23,652
What?
284
00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:24,821
I'm talking about you.
285
00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:27,624
Okay, honey, just... shh.
286
00:09:27,659 --> 00:09:28,992
Shh. You're a big, bright star.
287
00:09:28,994 --> 00:09:31,328
It ain't gonna be that
kind of party today, pal.
288
00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,237
Follow me.
289
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,868
[exhales]
290
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,000
NICK [muffled]: Hey, Crawdaddy's home!
291
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,869
[coughs]
292
00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:41,787
I had a whole
293
00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:43,322
crawdaddy thing, but I...
the point is, I'm home.
294
00:09:43,358 --> 00:09:44,340
[clears throat]
295
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,758
Hey, Nick.
296
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:48,294
You weren't supposed to be
home for, like, a month.
297
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,545
Are you guys doing okay?
298
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,013
Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company
299
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,448
is moving her up to Seattle...
300
00:09:52,483 --> 00:09:54,634
- Okay.
- so we're doing the distance thing.
301
00:09:54,686 --> 00:09:56,385
Yeah, we're doing great.
302
00:09:56,437 --> 00:09:58,304
You know what they call
Seattle in Portland?
303
00:09:58,356 --> 00:09:59,805
North Portland.
304
00:09:59,857 --> 00:10:01,307
Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.
305
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,858
What?
306
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,273
Vancouver's Shoe.
307
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,029
[chuckles]
308
00:10:07,746 --> 00:10:08,864
Get in here!
309
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,865
Give me a hug!
310
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,901
Okay.
311
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,202
All right!
312
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,403
Wow, look at you.
313
00:10:14,455 --> 00:10:15,571
You got jacked. Yeah.
314
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,572
What, did you go to prison?
315
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,657
- [chuckles]
- [laughs] No.
316
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,875
- I worked out a lot.
- Come on, sit down.
317
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,377
I haven't seen you in months.
I need some Jess.
318
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,461
I also have something
319
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:23,963
very important to tell you.
320
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,583
- Is everything okay?
- Um...
321
00:10:27,635 --> 00:10:29,585
I have to, um...
322
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,220
It's just, I have to meet my friend.
323
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,838
I mean, I have to go to the zoo.
324
00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,206
The zoo? You hate zoos.
325
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,951
Um, I was supposed to meet her
in the lemur section
326
00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:36,926
of the parking lot
327
00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:38,094
like ten minutes ago, so...
328
00:10:38,146 --> 00:10:39,262
What friend?
329
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,613
Why...? Deedee.
330
00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,432
I have to meet Deedee.
She's, like, a good friend.
331
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,566
"Deedee"?
332
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,567
That's not a name.
333
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,569
You have one friend. It's Cece.
334
00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:49,356
This sounds fishy.
335
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,356
Yeah, no.
336
00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:54,239
We can't loan you any more money.
337
00:10:54,273 --> 00:10:55,993
JESS [whispering]: Cece!
338
00:10:58,111 --> 00:11:00,111
Oh. Okay. What?
339
00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:01,779
No, I... I-I know what this is about.
340
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:02,947
I'll just be a moment.
341
00:11:02,949 --> 00:11:04,582
- You know what what's...
- Thank you.
342
00:11:04,617 --> 00:11:05,499
Ce... ce...
343
00:11:06,619 --> 00:11:08,219
What's happening?
344
00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:09,854
What is happening?
345
00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,769
- Jessica...
- You said "emergency."
346
00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:15,794
Well, this is an emergency.
347
00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:17,004
Nick is home.
348
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,297
What is your emergency?
349
00:11:18,321 --> 00:11:20,321
Don't glory in it, Cece.
350
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,367
Please don't mistake
351
00:11:21,368 --> 00:11:23,451
my measured bank tone for calmness,
352
00:11:23,486 --> 00:11:26,320
as I am filled with the waters of rage.
353
00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,919
Jess, I know that you've come here
354
00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,286
to convince Cece that
she shouldn't buy this house.
355
00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,387
- No.
- Babe, this is an emergency.
356
00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:34,521
I have feelings for Nick again, okay?
357
00:11:35,975 --> 00:11:37,608
There. I said it.
358
00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:39,143
[sighs]
359
00:11:42,114 --> 00:11:44,315
I saw him for one second
360
00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:45,900
and I freaked out.
361
00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:47,234
I told him I was going to the zoo.
362
00:11:47,286 --> 00:11:48,369
BOTH: You hate the zoo.
363
00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:50,371
There's something about him.
364
00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:53,324
I see him and my heart explodes.
365
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:59,496
We all need to meet new people.
366
00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:00,748
Oh...
367
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,082
- [seagulls squawking]
- Where are we?
368
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,667
Your new hood!
369
00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:07,421
Okay, so, I couldn't
check all the boxes,
370
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:09,974
but I think nailed
the most important one:
371
00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:12,343
That it can float.
372
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,182
That's a... that's a boat.
373
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:19,633
Yeah.
374
00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:21,752
I was just driving to my
doctor's office last night
375
00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:23,404
and I saw it.
376
00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:25,072
And you thought, "Okay."
377
00:12:25,107 --> 00:12:26,357
Where-where's your doctor's office?
378
00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:27,191
Three boats down.
379
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:31,124
Should we call Aly
and tell her the good news?
380
00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:34,748
I had no idea you were
going through this.
381
00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:37,084
I can't even be in the
same room as Nick.
382
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,752
I don't know what I'm saying
383
00:12:38,788 --> 00:12:40,350
and what if I say something
that ruins our friendship?
384
00:12:40,376 --> 00:12:40,896
Get out.
385
00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:42,706
- What?
- Get out. Get out right now.
386
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:43,199
Get out instantly.
387
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:44,375
- What?
- What happened to the "I'm so sorry"?
388
00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:46,794
Nick is on his way to the bank
right now. I texted him.
389
00:12:46,846 --> 00:12:47,505
I need his help with the loan.
390
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,319
- What?
- What?
391
00:12:48,347 --> 00:12:50,547
We need to put the bar
up for collateral, okay?
392
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:52,549
We're miles past our borrowing
limit. It's the only way.
393
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:53,601
Yeah, but the bar?
394
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:55,185
- No time. There he is.
- What?
395
00:12:55,221 --> 00:12:56,720
SCHMIDT: Hey, Nick!
396
00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:58,355
Ah!
397
00:12:58,391 --> 00:12:59,857
[laughing]
398
00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:02,026
Just pretend like we're having
a normal conversation.
399
00:13:02,061 --> 00:13:04,111
Oh, God. Oh, God.
400
00:13:04,146 --> 00:13:05,729
Okay. Um...
401
00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:08,899
This is, um, this is Margaret.
402
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:10,200
This is Gracie.
403
00:13:10,236 --> 00:13:11,952
Oh. No. You think I...
404
00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:12,903
Oh, no.
405
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:13,904
I'm not a bank robber.
406
00:13:13,956 --> 00:13:15,322
Stop reaching for that button.
407
00:13:15,374 --> 00:13:16,857
I'm just trying to avoid my ex.
408
00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:19,043
Oh, thank God.
409
00:13:19,078 --> 00:13:20,244
God, I missed you.
410
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:21,879
You know, I slept in your bed twice.
411
00:13:21,914 --> 00:13:23,747
Look at your hair, you hippie.
412
00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:25,582
Yeah, just come over here! Great!
413
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,501
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.
414
00:13:27,553 --> 00:13:29,553
There are over 60 pairs
of shoes in your room.
415
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,505
Uh, heads up, they're
all in the hallway now.
416
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:32,506
Oh, okay.
417
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:34,535
Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.
418
00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:35,944
This is my co-signer.
419
00:13:35,978 --> 00:13:36,499
[sighs]
420
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,086
NICK: Point me in any
direction and I'll sign.
421
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,279
[chuckles]
422
00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:41,148
So this is the place, eh?
423
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,567
Beautiful picture of it.
424
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,369
That's how much it is?
That's really exp...
425
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,043
Schmidty, are you sure you know
what you're getting us into?
426
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:51,187
Yeah, man.
427
00:13:51,544 --> 00:13:52,312
All right.
428
00:13:52,313 --> 00:13:53,964
- [Cece giggles]
- Congrats.
429
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,233
Did we get the loan?
430
00:13:58,285 --> 00:13:59,985
I wish it were up to me,
431
00:14:00,037 --> 00:14:02,287
because the answer would be "no"
432
00:14:02,322 --> 00:14:04,122
and all of this would be over.
433
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:05,433
He's been a buzzkill all day.
434
00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:06,408
Yeah. That's all right.
435
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,793
I owe you one American dream...
436
00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:08,794
[laughs]
437
00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:10,496
- You sweet angel.
- We did it!
438
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,414
I'm so happy for you guys.
439
00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:13,716
Hey, I gotta go.
440
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,050
- [photo clatters to floor]
- I got it.
441
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,003
Beautiful family.
442
00:14:20,391 --> 00:14:22,341
[exhales] It's okay, it's okay.
443
00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,763
[exhales] This is stupid.
444
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:29,263
I can't keep hiding from him.
445
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:30,630
- Jess, just give me a sec, okay?
- No, Cece... Cece, it's fine.
446
00:14:30,632 --> 00:14:32,215
I'll come back with you.
Go... go with Jess now.
447
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,434
No, no, no, no.
I have to do this myself.
448
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,437
And you guys have to buy a house.
449
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:40,223
This is good; This is
you moving forward.
450
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,525
- Thanks, Jess.
- Get in here.
451
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:44,060
Oh, I love you guys.
452
00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:45,195
- Okay.
- [grunts]
453
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,279
Oh... Oh, my God.
454
00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:48,365
[laughs]
455
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:50,658
Lost my breath, there.
456
00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:51,286
She's a strong... strong one.
457
00:14:51,286 --> 00:14:53,669
Well, you're getting the loan.
458
00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:54,537
What?
459
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,898
Interest rates are about to drop
460
00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:57,181
and we want to settle you
461
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,849
with a high one before they do, so...
462
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,017
- We got the loan?
- We can make an offer?
463
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,101
[laughing]: It doesn't make
464
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,386
a lick of sense to me,
465
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:04,238
but there you go.
466
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:05,405
So many zeros.
467
00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:06,607
That's a lot of zeros.
468
00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,245
What are you doing?
469
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,498
WINSTON: Hella?
470
00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:21,968
Are you buying a boat?
471
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:23,244
[sighs]
472
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,347
Look, it is a complicated situation.
473
00:15:25,381 --> 00:15:26,347
First off,
474
00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:28,466
I think your sister is amazing.
475
00:15:28,518 --> 00:15:29,600
Secondly,
476
00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:31,519
I know that we just went long-distance
477
00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:33,020
and I don't want to
give you any bad news,
478
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,388
but...
479
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,358
your sister ain't that good at her job.
480
00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:38,676
Like, at all.
481
00:15:38,711 --> 00:15:41,245
She's... uh, dumb.
482
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,279
That girl
483
00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:44,065
is the trunk of a tree.
484
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,783
Ain't nobody at home up here.
485
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,451
- Okay, you...
- She a cottonhead!
486
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:49,653
- Easy...
- This girl is a dumped-out sewing kit.
487
00:15:49,705 --> 00:15:50,113
Easy.
488
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,339
She talkin', but ain't nobody listenin'.
489
00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:53,541
Easy. That's my sister.
490
00:15:53,576 --> 00:15:55,626
And I know she's an idiot.
491
00:15:55,661 --> 00:15:56,794
[exhales] Thank God.
492
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:58,079
Just because we're long-distance
493
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,510
doesn't mean we can't be
real with each other.
494
00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:00,981
Okay?
495
00:16:01,017 --> 00:16:02,166
We have to tell each other everything.
496
00:16:02,218 --> 00:16:03,534
[sighs]
497
00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:05,086
I don't know what the
word "panache" means.
498
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,921
It means having a certain kind of flair.
499
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:07,962
That...
500
00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:09,361
All right, I'm gonna hang up now.
Are you ready?
501
00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:11,319
Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]
502
00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:13,741
♪ Aly loves Winston ♪
♪ Winston loves Aly ♪
503
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,493
♪ We're both hanging up now ♪
504
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:20,031
♪ We're hanging up
on the count of a hundred... ♪
505
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,666
Okay, babe. Love you. And a one, two,
506
00:16:21,718 --> 00:16:22,667
Gotta go, bye. Three...
507
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:23,668
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
508
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,303
Okay. Love you.
509
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,644
You okay, Jess?
510
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,679
Yeah, it's just...
511
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:36,347
something I have to handle on my own.
512
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:37,348
No such thing.
513
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,516
I'm standing right here.
514
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:39,517
Lay it on me.
515
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:41,653
Okay.
516
00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,271
But it's pretty major.
517
00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:44,606
Do you think you can handle it?
518
00:16:44,641 --> 00:16:46,574
Yes. N... No.
519
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:48,288
I jumped the gun.
520
00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:49,620
I should've said I don't...
I don't know.
521
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:52,163
Here goes. Um...
522
00:16:53,928 --> 00:16:54,548
So Nick's back.
523
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:55,664
Ooh, don't I know it!
524
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,750
Don't I know it!
525
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:59,198
Nick is back!
526
00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:00,423
You know, maybe I can't handle it.
527
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:02,114
I haven't even gotten
to the major part yet.
528
00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:02,804
Oh.
529
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,104
What I'm trying to say is...
530
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,275
I'm not over Nick.
531
00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:14,663
Oh...
532
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,098
Ooh...
533
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,149
Mm.
534
00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,108
Oh...!
535
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:21,236
Oh... I know.
536
00:17:21,502 --> 00:17:23,619
Hm... mm...?
537
00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:25,170
Oh...
538
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,048
And you guys are all moving on.
539
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:29,882
And I'm still here,
540
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:33,102
where I was, waiting
outside Nick's door,
541
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,221
trying to figure out
542
00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:39,058
how to... talk to him
without having a heart attack.
543
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,676
Okay. Okay, listen.
544
00:17:40,712 --> 00:17:41,944
You can't control
545
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,396
who you panache.
546
00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:45,952
Just a quick check-in:
How am I handling this?
547
00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:48,071
Bizarrely...
548
00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:49,288
but it's kind of working.
549
00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:50,706
Okay.
550
00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:53,326
I have to figure out how to
be friends with him again
551
00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:54,710
but I can't even bring...
552
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:57,663
bring myself to knock on his door.
553
00:17:58,716 --> 00:18:01,217
Well, that's okay, Jess,
because I'm here.
554
00:18:02,637 --> 00:18:04,053
- [knocking]
- NICK: Yeah?
555
00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:06,929
WINSTON: Uh, Nick, question:
556
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:09,509
Um, do you have another gator tooth?
557
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,809
I seem to have swallowed mine.
558
00:18:10,845 --> 00:18:12,145
I've given you a lot of gator teeth.
559
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,429
This is the last one.
560
00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:15,148
And stop putting stuff in your mouth.
561
00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:17,183
I will make no such promise.
562
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:18,334
Hey, Day.
563
00:18:19,354 --> 00:18:21,104
Hey, Miller.
564
00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:25,906
Well, Bish out.
565
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,357
For the third time in my life,
566
00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:29,242
I have to call off a boat purchase.
567
00:18:29,278 --> 00:18:30,694
What?
568
00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:34,531
[chuckles]
569
00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:36,653
- So I just want to...
- How was the zoo?
570
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,535
- Oh. Sorry.
- You go, you go first.
571
00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:40,368
Oh, I just...
572
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,496
How was New Orleans?
573
00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:42,745
How-how was everything?
574
00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:43,763
It was great.
575
00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:45,881
[laughs] I came alive
in that city, Jess.
576
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,168
I was writing 2,000 pages a day by hand.
577
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,669
- What?
- By hand. Yes.
578
00:18:50,721 --> 00:18:53,672
Unfortunately, it all blew
into the Mississippi River.
579
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,007
Oh, my God, no. That's terrible.
580
00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:56,809
I mean, for you and for
the environment...
581
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,178
And I had to start over,
so I invested in a computer...
582
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,330
I bought the heaviest
one I could find...
583
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:02,181
and look...
584
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,315
heavy computers, heavy materiel.
585
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,517
This is my first book.
586
00:19:04,569 --> 00:19:05,835
- What?
- Yeah.
587
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:06,886
This is what I wanted to tell you.
588
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,654
Oh, my God.
589
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,406
[laughing]: It's my book!
590
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,658
Nick, how many days did it
take to print this out?
591
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,276
About a week. I had to go
592
00:19:14,328 --> 00:19:15,494
to a car rental place
at night, but, uh...
593
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,695
read the first page.
594
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,691
"To Anthony Rizzo and the Chicago Cubs,
595
00:19:20,717 --> 00:19:22,386
for all we've been through."
596
00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:26,905
"And to my friend Jessica Day...
597
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,957
for the same thing."
598
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,078
I don't know if you
remember this, but, uh...
599
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,164
you were the one who told me
600
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,665
to go to New Orleans.
601
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,833
So thank you.
602
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,968
You're welcome.
603
00:19:40,921 --> 00:19:42,171
We got the house.
604
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,222
For real this time.
605
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:44,797
That's great!
606
00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:47,133
- Come on, let's go see it!
- NICK: Let's go!
607
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,584
Let me just get... You got to...
608
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,219
Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect.
Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
609
00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:51,887
Just because, you know...
610
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,222
[exhales]
611
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:55,057
[doves cooing, wings flapping]
612
00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:57,893
Guys, I know I found this place,
but... yikes.
613
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:58,927
Is that a bloody kite?
614
00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:00,596
I smell coyote babies.
615
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,181
The other house was just too expensive.
616
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,849
CECE: Yeah, this place
is actually perfect.
617
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,518
Or at least it will be, once we redo it.
618
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,070
This whole room could be mid-century.
619
00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:10,155
You could use the crown
molding as a focal point.
620
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,156
[squeaking, scuttling]
621
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:13,242
I'm sorry.
622
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:14,409
I'm inserting.
623
00:20:14,445 --> 00:20:15,410
- It's okay.
- No.
624
00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:16,528
Look, we clearly are gonna need
625
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,663
everyone's help on this.
626
00:20:17,698 --> 00:20:18,697
Oh, thank you, God!
627
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:20,199
Okay. We have to extend the dining room,
628
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:22,006
track light the hallway,
629
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,590
that closet is begging
to be a half bath...
630
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:26,769
See, what we have here
is called good bones.
631
00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:28,205
You understand?
632
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,539
Hit the wall, make sure...
633
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,590
- Oh, no!
- [Clattering]
634
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:31,541
Hmm.
635
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:32,959
Yeah, that... uh, that bone,
636
00:20:33,011 --> 00:20:34,068
that bone was broken when I saw it.
637
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,317
Whatever. Don't worry about it.
638
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,898
We're gonna tear this place
down to the studs.
639
00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:40,071
Yeah, you know?
We'll just start right here.
640
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:42,240
[whooping]
641
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,491
CECE: Right?
642
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,826
It's okay, 'cause we're the owners!
643
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,994
- [upbeat pop song begins]
- You're the owners!
644
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:47,995
- We're the owners.
- Yeah!
645
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,080
They're the owners!
646
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,298
You're gonna live here!
647
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,799
- You own it!
- ♪ Open your eyes ♪
648
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,584
Yah!
649
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:55,419
All right, Winston!
650
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,470
♪ Careful, surprise ♪
651
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,889
♪ A dream in disguise ♪
652
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,308
Hey, guys.
653
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,426
♪ You know we can have it ♪
654
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,427
Oh, my God.
655
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,346
What?
656
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,982
Oh, my God, it's a fireplace.
657
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,350
Look. Wow.
658
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,351
- It's Narnia.
- Yeah.
659
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,652
It's beautiful!
660
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,653
Yeah, it's nice, right?
661
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,904
- Yeah.
- What?
662
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,940
Yeah!
663
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:17,852
Let's crank this thing up.
664
00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:18,886
JESS: Ooh...
665
00:21:19,939 --> 00:21:21,138
[whooping]
666
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:23,224
Oh, yeah! [Laughing]
667
00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:24,859
♪ Put your other foot down ♪
668
00:21:24,894 --> 00:21:26,727
To the house! All right! Yeah!
669
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:29,830
♪ You got to put one foot
in front of the other ♪
670
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,840
♪ Put your other foot down... ♪
671
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:35,296
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