1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 -Corrections by Rapunzel- @addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,758 Guess how many sleeps it is until the wedding. 3 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:04,360 One day? 4 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,720 120, close. 5 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,400 What? 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,720 Why is all that...? 7 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,648 Why is everything written in foreign? Have you been shopping at the fake supermarket? 8 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:14,640 Yeah. 9 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,203 Because, you know, we need to save a 10 00:00:16,215 --> 00:00:17,960 little bit of money for the wedding fund. 11 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,200 - They still taste the same, don't they? - Sort of. 12 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,960 Cocoa Krisps?! 13 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,440 These are fake Coco Pops. It hasn't even got a monkey on the front. 14 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,160 It's like the cereal version of two-stripe tracksuit bottoms. 15 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,640 You know I wouldn't be seen dead in them. 16 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,840 Great, it didn't even turn the milk chocolaty. 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,840 So, has Grindah contributed much to the wedding fund? 18 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,120 Er... 19 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,240 He hasn't put loads towards it yet, 20 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,920 but he did contribute the jar itself. 21 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,560 And that's obviously a massive help. 22 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,960 It's actually his old weed jar, 23 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,440 but I've just written "wedding fund" on it. 24 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,080 So, now it looks like a completely different jar. 25 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,360 There's a few bits at the bottom still... 26 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,600 Oh... I forgot about that. 27 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,960 Another letter from Her Royal Majesty. 28 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,200 Funny how a moment of madness can change your life forever, isn't it? 29 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,080 What's the letter? 30 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,480 Er, just... 31 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,988 I can't really talk about it at the moment, mate. 32 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,840 OK. 33 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,320 But what I will say is it's just another 34 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,880 bit of trouble with the law again, do you know what I mean? 35 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,000 But they can't hold me down. 36 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,800 Court case pending. 37 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,880 Basically, he got caught dropping a cigarette 38 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,000 and then he refused to pay the fine, so... 39 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,800 I mean, what do they expect people to do? 40 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,880 Walk around with their own ashtrays, or something? 41 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,280 It's political correctness gone mad. 42 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,440 # Nah, nah, nah, nah 43 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,440 # Hey, hey, hey, hey... 44 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,400 ♪ There's my nan. ♪ 45 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,400 - There he is. There he is. - There she is. 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,240 - Mwah! - Are you all right, love? - Yes. - Yes. 47 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,200 Thank you for coming. I didn't expect you. 48 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,840 - Sorry, man. Squeeze on there. - Make yourself comfortable. 49 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,055 Did you get your prescription through today? 50 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:12,920 Yes, thank you. 51 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,840 Oh, that's good, isn't it? 52 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,040 That reminds me. 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,600 I won't keep you a moment. 54 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,440 Talk amongst yourselves. 55 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,520 Prescription day. It's really exciting. 56 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,320 DIY. 57 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,840 Every champion needs his belt. 58 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,040 And I am DIY champion of the world. 59 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,920 I'm definitely a handyman. You know, I'm the guy you call. 60 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,280 I'm the handy guy. Handy Peters. 61 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,000 Oh! Breathe in. I did everything myself. 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,040 I came here, built an empire by myself. Yeah? 63 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,760 Built the perfect home for myself. 64 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,920 Built the perfect wife for myself. 65 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,600 Till she... You know what happened. 66 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,800 But I'm a very DIY guy. 67 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,880 It's impossible. 68 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,360 There's too many pieces. It should just come already done, innit? 69 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,800 - Hiya, Steve. - All right, Nan. 70 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,400 Is that enough? 71 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,480 Yeah, that's perfect. 72 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,640 Oh, amazing. 73 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,280 You're planning a big do, are you? 74 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,520 No. It's just a DJ set. 75 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,520 But it's an eight-hour one, so it's quite a big deal for me. 76 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,880 Ah. 77 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,560 I would say drugs can definitely help you to be more creative. 78 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,000 Because look at some of the best music ever made 79 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,080 is made by people that are just off their nut on drugs. 80 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,720 Would you say drugs have helped your music career? 81 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,640 I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for the drugs. 82 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,320 I'll say that much. 83 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,840 Make sure you give your old nan a good shout out. 84 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,840 Obviously. Shout out to my nan at each and every. 85 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,600 Shout out to the jigsaw crew. 86 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,880 Yes, yes. 87 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,800 Shout out to the old...colostomy bag. 88 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,640 Yes. 89 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:14,668 Hi. 90 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,120 Roche, how are you doing? You all right? 91 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,720 I'm all right, how are you? 92 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,240 - Ready to get busy. - OK, nothing structural. 93 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,680 There he is! 94 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,800 - DIY. - Yes. 95 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,880 Just be sensible. Yeah. 96 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,760 - Yeah, don't worry, don't worry. - Sensible. 97 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,200 Nothing massive. 98 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,520 That's what she said. 99 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,160 - That is what she said. - OK, OK. 100 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,445 Yeah, I actually promised Roche that I would get 101 00:04:37,457 --> 00:04:39,520 the baby's room ready in time for the birth. 102 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,480 It's actually called nesting. 103 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,560 Yeah, it's what birds do. 104 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,880 But obviously without using twigs, or spit. 105 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,320 Just throw it, just throw it. It's fine. 106 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,960 So you got Chabuddy in to help you with the baby's room. 107 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,240 Yeah, I mean, Chabuddy is one of those guys who can do anything. 108 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,160 And I thought, you know, 109 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,200 like he's cheaper than getting in a proper painter. 110 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,280 On this wall, right, 111 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,240 I was thinking maybe we could have a memorial with like 112 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,240 loads of cartoon characters in. 113 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,720 Because kids love that, innit? 114 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,160 They do love... Yeah, I can do that, no problem. 115 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,080 I have all the classics. I have the Mickey Mouse, the Goofy ducks. 116 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,000 - I can do that for you, no problem. - Brilliant, brilliant. 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,880 Craig! Do you want to come in and help your old man? 118 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,280 Craig? Craig? 119 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,160 So, you're going to have a sister. 120 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,960 Are you good with girlie things? 121 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,680 - Obviously not. - He used fake tan once. 122 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,240 - Yeah. - That was just an error. 123 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,040 I once showered as well with Roche's thing called Jolene. 124 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,240 I lost all my body hair. 125 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,368 I'm a bit worried about Craig, actually. 126 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,000 Yeah. 127 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,560 Apparently when you have a new kid, right, 128 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,640 sometimes the older kid feels a bit left out. 129 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,400 Yeah, I've heard about that. 130 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,880 Do you know what you need to do? 131 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,440 You need to get a piece of clothing a piece of cloth from the baby. 132 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,358 Yeah, OK. 133 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:59,160 And put the cloth directly underneath Craig's nose when he's sleeping. 134 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,680 That way, subconsciously he will not feel threatened by the baby child. 135 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,040 You know? 136 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,880 Yeah, I think that's dogs. 137 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,560 - Actually, that is dogs. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's dogs. 138 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,640 BACKGROUND MUSIC 139 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,320 Yeah, that's probably enough cos you've got gel on there, as well. 140 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,920 Just going to give him some of this extra firm hold so that... 141 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,200 Yeah, not too much. 142 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,360 I think you've probably got quite a lot of product on that. 143 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,120 Oh, Miche I got the details of that make-up artist 144 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,920 - we used for my wedding. - Oh, amazing, thank you. 145 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,000 I don't know what our budget is yet because Grindah's got his court case 146 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,960 - tomorrow. - He still hasn't paid that fine? 147 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,360 That's mental. 148 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,600 I know. I'm worried it's going to go up loads. 149 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,120 I read about this woman who disputed a parking fine. 150 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,280 She ended up having to pay loads more. 151 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,040 She had to sell her car. 152 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,400 Oh, we'll be fine then because we haven't got a car, so... 153 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,360 I think it looks amazing. 154 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,600 Just do that. It creates a nice swoosh effect. 155 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,560 Just be one with the paint. 156 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,920 - Nice. - Really get into it, you know. 157 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,280 KNOCKING AT DOOR 158 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,480 No, it's all right. The pregnant lady will get it(!) 159 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,908 Oh, hello, are you here to help as well, are you? 160 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,560 No. 161 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,440 No. What are you here for then? 162 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,040 What am I here for? Beats wants me in my last hour. 163 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,240 Oh, that's right. Sent down for a cigarette. 164 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,680 - Yeah, I could be, so... - I know. - Yeah. 165 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,160 - It will be awful. - Yeah, you will be awful. 166 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,400 How are boys doing? You all right, yeah? 167 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,480 - Yeah, so... - Easy, boys. - Grindah. 168 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,080 - Grindah. - Yes. 169 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,440 - Thanks for coming, man. - Yeah, man. - No worries. 170 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,320 - Thanks for helping out. - No, no, no, no, no. 171 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,200 None of that. I got court tomorrow, so I can't get any paint on me. 172 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,840 - Big day, isn't it? - Of course. 173 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,920 I've never noticed that tree before. 174 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,400 Funny the things you notice when your freedom's at stake, innit? 175 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,840 Is jail tough? 176 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,200 Depends who you are, mate. Not for me, do you know what I mean? 177 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,840 Like, fucking, jail's jail. You know what I mean? 178 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,920 You do your thing. You ride it and you duck out, like. 179 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,440 Have you packed your jail bag yet? 180 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:17,200 Good point. Yeah, make sure I've got the old jail essentials. 181 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:17,708 Yeah. 182 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,280 Apart from the contraband shit of course. 183 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,680 Because there's other ways of getting that in there. 184 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,360 Grindah said he went to the hardest prison in England. 185 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,280 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's why he got bullied. 186 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,680 I didn't get bullied. 187 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,440 They had to move me to protect the others. 188 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,440 Yeah, they said he was on a wing with all the sort of snitches and paedos. 189 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,880 - Not bullied, but... - Why are you constantly saying that? 190 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,000 MUSIC PLAYS 191 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,680 - Crew, locked in, yeah? - Yes. 192 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,160 Heston, massive, Isleworth crew, were you there? 193 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,000 Saint, Saint. 194 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,880 Just a reminder of a change of schedule tomorrow. 195 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,720 We're going to be down at court, 196 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,480 so DJ Steve will be doing an eight-hour marathon set. 197 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,840 - Trust me. - Make sure you lock in for that one. 198 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,440 We'll be leaving you in the capable hands of Stevie. 199 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,040 Innit, Steves. Tomorrow, the set. 200 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Definitely. 201 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,880 Good to go. 202 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,520 - Grindah? - Yeah. - I got that, so... 203 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,080 Oh, planned and everything? 204 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,960 - Yeah. - Good man. 205 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,360 Yeah, I can plan things when I need to. 206 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,840 Like, if I put my mind to something, I can normally do it. 207 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,800 Like, once I went to Glastonbury. 208 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,200 I didn't have a ticket. 209 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,280 Spent two days digging under the fence. 210 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:25,040 Managed to catch the last two hours, all for free. 211 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,520 The whole crew inside. Anyone that ain't heard. 212 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:33,200 I will be going down court tomorrow because the dirty Babylonian 213 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,360 are trying to take me down yet again. Do you know what I mean? 214 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,040 - Burn down Babylon. - Burn them. 215 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,040 Feel free to come down and smash up the place. 216 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,280 Don't say smash up the place because they'll trace it back to me, you freak. 217 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,120 Don't smash up the place, but just come down with placards 218 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,360 and banners and fucking megaphones and all that. 219 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,680 Do you know what I mean, like? 220 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,480 Yeah, should be good. 221 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,800 Good day's work. 222 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,560 Are you all right, Craigy? 223 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,600 Yeah, I'm good. 224 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,240 Hey. 225 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,240 Nice room you've got here, mate. 226 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,880 Cool posters. 227 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,520 Listen, um... 228 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,400 Uncle Chabuddy just wanted to have a word with you, if that's all right. 229 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,680 You don't have to be worried about the baby, OK. 230 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,200 Kevin loves you very, very much. 231 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,720 - What? - Don't be embarrassed, mate. 232 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,640 Hold that baby tight to your bosom, 233 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,920 OK. 234 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,480 That little baby will cherish the nourishments 235 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,120 from your bosoms for 1,000 lifetimes. 236 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,240 - OK. - Yeah. 237 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,760 Just think about it, mate. 238 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,240 CHABUDDY SIGHS 239 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,520 Hey, Craigy. 240 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,360 Cherish it. 241 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,200 Goodnight, mate. 242 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,080 What are you doing? Leave the light on! 243 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,280 I can't believe, like, it's exactly happening. 244 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,520 Do you think you will get sent down? 245 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,120 You never know with these things, you know. 246 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,440 - Only time will tell. - It does happen, man. 247 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,200 Remember Fat Pete the other week? 248 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,200 He went down for a little driving thing. 249 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:20,798 Yeah. 250 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,640 What do you mean he went down for a driving thing? 251 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,680 That's... You can't just go down for... 252 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,800 Yeah, he was trying to dispute it, or something. 253 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,080 That's bollocks. You can't get sent down just little things, can you? 254 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,000 Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 255 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,240 My mate Darren was saying that if you've got previous, 256 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,040 apparently you get a harsher sentence. 257 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,120 I've had previous. 258 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,280 Yeah. 259 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,280 I don't know what to do, man. 260 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,120 - I'm sorry. - All right. 261 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,760 Look, if you do go down, like, we'll look after the baby. 262 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,440 You got nothing to worry about. 263 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,320 Me and Steves, anything you need. 264 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:53,918 Anything. 265 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,760 Fuck off me. I'm not getting fucking sent down 266 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,960 for dropping a cigarette on the floor. 267 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,760 That'd be fucking mental. 268 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,920 Wouldn't it? 269 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,400 - That bit's still out there. - Yeah, I know. 270 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,040 - This little bit. - Yeah. 271 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,760 - I just want to make sure everything... - Yeah, I know. 272 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,360 - It is. Smart. - Yeah. 273 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,560 - Yeah? - Thanks. 274 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,880 Not too tight. You're going to have the air brakes on over this. 275 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,412 Just don't make it any worse. You just need to 276 00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:32,240 plead guilty and pay the ã80 original fine. 277 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,720 - That's all you need to do. - Look, I'm not pleading guilty. 278 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,440 Guilty means automatic prison. Stop putting things in my head. 279 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,308 I can't concentrate. 280 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,040 Well, you're not going to go to prison. 281 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,320 Like, the less you argue, the less the fine will be. 282 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,720 Just think about the wedding. 283 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,600 Fuck the wedding! This is my happiness we're talking about. 284 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,760 It's my life! 285 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,400 What do you reckon, boys? Is that all right? 286 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,080 - See you later. - Bye. 287 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:09,080 'You are now listening to the sounds of DJ Steves.' 288 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,040 Shout out my nan. 289 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,960 Thanks for the care package. 290 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,600 Giving me everything I need. 291 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,080 To get through the day. 292 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,200 Coming up over the next eight hours, we will be bringing you... 293 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,080 Vocal garage. 294 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,440 Speed garage. 295 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,560 Garage. 296 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,400 Dance hype garage. 297 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,800 Grime. 298 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,240 Jungle. 299 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,440 Drum and bass. 300 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,320 And some various hard-core tunes, the only ones Grindah likes. 301 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,240 HE COUGHS 302 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720 Right. 303 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,280 You've got to use what's around you. You've got to be creative, you know. 304 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,560 I could transform this. 305 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,080 I see things right now you'll never see in your life. 306 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,680 Look at this. What do you think that is? 307 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,840 - That's a watering can. - Is it? 308 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. You know what I see? 309 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,120 - What? - It's a loud speaker. 310 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,200 Hello. 311 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,400 A very simple way of thinking, you have. 312 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,508 How come you're not down the courthouse with 313 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,880 the rest of the Grindah Appreciation Society? 314 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,600 I like to stay away from court rooms, you know, just in general. 315 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,880 They ask too many questions. 316 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,200 What's your name? You know. 317 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,160 So, I like to keep my head down and stay off the radar. 318 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,720 Oh! Very nice. Very daring. 319 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,320 - Are you finished upstairs? - Yeah. I'll crack on. 320 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,240 I've got a bit more to do. 321 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,720 I don't know. What do you reckon? 322 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,160 Done up or undone? 323 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,840 Maybe just not wear it at all, man. 324 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,720 It's a ã200 jacket, man. I'm trying to look as smart as possible. 325 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:11,280 Easy. Got you a Maccys with 20 nuggets for, like, your last meal. 326 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,600 It's not my last meal. 327 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,360 Stop going on like I'm going to jail constantly. 328 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,720 Let me have the chips, I'm feeling a bit light-headed. 329 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,080 - You want some chips, yeah? - Yeah, quick. Quick! 330 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,000 I can't eat. I can't eat. 331 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,200 Take it. 332 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,000 - Good morning. - Name? 333 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,520 Um, Tony. 334 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,600 - HE MUMBLES - Er, Zagrofoff. 335 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,440 What? 336 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,160 Zagrofoff! There's nothing wrong with it, it's Greek. 337 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,640 All good? 338 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,760 Could I have a quick word with you, please, mate? 339 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,640 Is there any way we could just call this all off? 340 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,640 I've got the 80 quid on me now and we could just save everybody's time. 341 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,186 I can't do that, I'm afraid. 342 00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,640 Yeah, I get where you're coming from but... 343 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,320 No-one has to know, yeah? 344 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,560 Just, literally, ignore the envelope. 345 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,000 Can you make your way to court four? 346 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,680 Please. There's 80 quid there. 347 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,080 - Court four. - You can just have that. 348 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,320 All right. Get off me. 349 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,186 Bang them doors, brother. Free Grindah. 350 00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,160 Bruv, stop saying... 351 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,080 - Bang them doors. - I ain't even got doors yet. 352 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,000 Stop saying that. 353 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,400 How would you do in jail? 354 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,480 I'd be all right because last time Grindah went to jail 355 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,520 I actually learnt how to plug things. 356 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,560 What do you mean by plug things? 357 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,760 Plugging. 358 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,200 You put things in a condom 359 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,360 and you plug it. 360 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,680 Oh, what, up...? 361 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,040 Yeah, I got an N Gauge up there. 362 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,240 - A whole N Gauge? - Yeah. 363 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,000 And a charger. 364 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,160 - Are you worried about Grindah's fine? - Yeah. 365 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,440 I really don't want it to affect the wedding budget. 366 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,600 So, I reckon if I could just sell a few things, 367 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,960 then I can make the ã80. 368 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,800 And then he won't have to cut back on any essentials. 369 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,880 I'm really worrying about the cost of pony rental now. 370 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,920 Nothing like a good bit of carpentry. 371 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,720 Very holy. Like Jesus, isn't it? 372 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,440 Very good with wood. 373 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,080 CHUCKLES 374 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,000 This will go on here. 375 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,560 Keep the baby nice and safe. 376 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,280 The other thing about this cot, yeah. 377 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,600 They can stick this bad boy out in the garden. 378 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,160 Nice bit of weather. Have a lovely barbecue, mate. 379 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,080 What do you want? Do you want a burger, mate? 380 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,440 Get the Pimm-ps, mate. 381 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,760 Let's have a nice glass of Pimm-ps. 382 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,840 Two in one. 383 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,240 Barbecue grill. 384 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,200 Baby's cot. 385 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,280 Just hold that bit. 386 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,080 Baby's cot. 387 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,960 MUSIC PLAYS 388 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,360 I love it when it doesn't overflow. 389 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,160 Right. 390 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,720 You're locked into the sounds of DJ Steves. 391 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,200 Taking you through. 392 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,960 We've got a little bit of Grime coming up for you. 393 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,800 Sorry. No, we got Jungle coming up for you. 394 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,960 Oh, my God. No fucking way. 395 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,520 No. 396 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,080 No. 397 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,840 Fucking hell. 398 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,520 It's gone in my eyes. 399 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,560 It's in my eyes. I've got piss in my eyes. 400 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,400 For fuck's sake. 401 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,800 The list is fucked and I'm covered in piss. 402 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,400 I should have just gone to the fucking toilet. It's only there. 403 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,600 I can't sit around any more. I've got to be in there, man. 404 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,400 I'm going to wait outside. Yeah. 405 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,120 - Sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 406 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,960 If Grindah goes jail, yeah, 407 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,920 and Kurupt FM dies, 408 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,640 it's not just me or the Kurupt FM boys that are let down, 409 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,520 but it's the listener. 410 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,560 And I think that's what hurts the most. 411 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,400 Just knowing that there's, like 412 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,160 tens of... 413 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,000 Ten to 100 listeners all locked on. 414 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,600 Just waiting for their favourite MC. 415 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,560 And he's not there any more. 416 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,320 My head was all clouded. 417 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,840 Please, look. Can I just please pay the original fine. 418 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,920 Look. I've got it here. 419 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,080 - Mr Zagrofoff, please sit down. - Please, can you take it? 420 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,840 - Mr Zagrofoff! - All right, stop saying my surname. 421 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,360 - Mr Zagrofoff... - Mr Zagrofoff. 422 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,360 All right. Fucking hell. 423 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,120 I don't know what... 424 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,480 Where's the coke? 425 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,160 I don't know what I'm supposed to play next. 426 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,400 There's got to be... Fuck off... 427 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,680 No. 428 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,080 This'll do, this'll do. 429 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,760 This'll do. 430 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,920 All right, you know what? 431 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:08,680 Emergency situation calls for my little emergency helper. 432 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,960 Acid. It's going to be all right. 433 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,000 It's going to be all right. Yeah, your brain can get tired, 434 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,880 but you only use a small percentage of your brain. 435 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,560 And if you take acid, for example, 436 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,840 you can actually access different other bits of your brain. 437 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,840 Bits that aren't as tired. 438 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,080 It's like with a plane. 439 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,040 You have like...another engine. 440 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,160 If one engine fails, 441 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,160 then the other engines will come on. 442 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,360 The spare engines. 443 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,680 If you turn them all on, fucking hell. 444 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,400 You're flying, mate. 445 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,520 Sorry. 446 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,160 Door open. 447 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,280 Follow my voice, follow my voice. 448 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,400 - Through this, through this. - No comment. 449 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400 - No comment. - All right, you're out. 450 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,680 - Everybody stand back.- I don't think you'll need that jacket. - What? 451 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,480 Where's all the press and shit? 452 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,920 Dunno. I think the clocks went back a few weeks ago. 453 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,840 Is it? You boys are going to have to film this 454 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,960 because the news crews must have got it mixed up. 455 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960 You lot can just pick it up, send it over to them. 456 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,800 Pop yourself down there. 457 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,280 You've got the court in the background, yeah? OK. 458 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,160 - Ready? - Go. 459 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,840 I would just like to say on behalf of myself, my family and the BBC, 460 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,760 that justice has been served in Brentford today. 461 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,638 Yes. 462 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:35,320 Hold tight the judge and big up everyone that's been there for me in 463 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,680 these dark times. I have escaped jail and I'm once again a free man. 464 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,560 - Feels good to be out. - Feels great. 465 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,640 - Amen. - Amen. - I'll be making no further comments on this occasion. 466 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,240 Give my client a bit of space, please. 467 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,840 Have you still got those nuggets? 468 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,240 No, me and Decoy twosed them. 469 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,160 I'm free! 470 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,440 I beat the case! 471 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,320 I beat it! 472 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,160 Daddy's back. 473 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,600 - So, how much was it? - How much was it? 474 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,200 Look at her. So selfish. I nearly went to prison. 475 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,868 Obviously I'm glad you didn't, but how much? 476 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,440 Yeah. 477 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,280 Well, surprise, surprise. You get your ã80 back. 478 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,480 What? How? That's amazing. 479 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,200 Because basically you've got to read this instead, apparently. 480 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,920 Yeah. Some sort of... 481 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,960 I did try asking for a tag instead, but, erm... 482 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,040 Apparently they don't do trades, so... 483 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,920 Yeah, it's just on the next page. 484 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,280 Oh... 485 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,240 What?! ã700? 486 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,360 Why is it so much? 487 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,800 I don't know. 488 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,840 But you can't really put a price on freedom, can you? 489 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,880 If you could, it be more than 700, mate. It'd be like ten grand. 490 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,400 So... 491 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,920 You're lucky. 492 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,400 SHE SIGHS 493 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,200 Anyway, it's done now, innit? 494 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,560 It's in there. 495 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,280 It's in the walls, I can hear it in the walls. 496 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,480 Ah! 497 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,880 Can you hear the scratching? 498 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,200 Maybe it's trying to communicate. 499 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,200 Tia! 500 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,560 Yeah, that's ã2, please. 501 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,000 - Hold on a minute. - Thank you. 502 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240 Are you selling peanuts? 503 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,360 You know that's my thing, copycat. 504 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,480 You just add a bit of spice to some normal nuts 505 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,800 and charge double the price. 506 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,080 What? 507 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,480 So, how did you find Tia? 508 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,480 Tia was... You know, she just wandered in. 509 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,040 I just gave her a quick interview. 510 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,920 And that was it. 511 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,600 I saw that she had the same street savvy entrepreneurship 512 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,560 than I have. Gourmet peanuts. 513 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,040 ã3. Eh? 514 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,080 She wanted to get into the food game. 515 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,400 But you don't make food. 516 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,200 We don't make food yet. But we will. 517 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,200 Because she has a lot of dreams. She's very ambitious, like I am. 518 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,800 OK. We need to sort out the kitchen. 519 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,408 Yeah. 520 00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,280 Which means I need the metal bit for the grill. 521 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,240 The metal bit? Is that not in here? 522 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,058 Yeah, it's missing. I don't know where it's gone. 523 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:03,680 What?! 524 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,080 - Have you seen it? - No. - Where's it gone? - I haven't seen it. 525 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,880 It was here, wasn't it? Where's it gone? Someone must have taken it. 526 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,960 Abdi. Abdi. Abdi must have. 527 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,120 I mean, this is weird even for him, right? 528 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,000 And who are they meant to be? 529 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,400 She's got tits. 530 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,240 He's got his tongue fallen off and two teeth in a gaping mouth. 531 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,640 What is it? 532 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,080 Has he cut my fucking curtains up? 533 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,400 Look at it. It's fucked! 534 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,200 Is that...? 535 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,680 Is that a fucking grill? 536 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,720 Do you think you'll get Chabuddy to do more work for you? 537 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,600 Yes, I'm going to get Chabuddy to come round and do more work. 538 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,520 The first thing he's going to do is paint over this fucking monstrosity. 539 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,120 This is an SOS. 540 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,280 We have reached the day of reckoning, people. 541 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,480 The Illuminati... 542 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,920 ..are everywhere. 543 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,240 The symbol of the Illuminati is the all-seeing eye. 544 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,280 And if you look carefully, you can see eyes everywhere. 545 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,240 Oh, fucking hell. 546 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,080 Fuck's that playing? Stinks of piss, Steve. 547 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,280 - I should have known. - What's going on, man? 548 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,760 Steve, mate. You've had one of your episodes again. 549 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,920 Just... What are you doing? 550 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,360 Just calm down, man. Get away from the decks. 551 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,040 Steve. Just get away from... 552 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,520 Ugh, why are you wet? 553 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,160 You fucking stink as well. Get off me. Just get off me. 554 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,520 Come on, mate. 555 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,880 A very pungent smell in here. 556 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,680 You're done, mate. It's over. 557 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,360 What day is it today? 558 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,680 - Are we finished. - You're done, mate. - You're done. 559 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,200 You're over. All right, mate. 560 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,560 Yeah, well done, Steves, mate. 561 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,400 - You've done really well. - Yeah, let's... 562 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,360 - I did it. - You did it, mate. 563 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,360 You did it, yeah. 564 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,160 We need to just get you out of the room for a sec. 565 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,840 - Shall I lock him in the bog? - Yeah, wash his face as well. 566 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,480 - It usually calms him down. - All right. 567 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,040 - Are we washing my face? - Yeah, yeah. 568 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,320 - Can I wash my face? - Come on. 569 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,880 Yeah, Steves does struggle with the longer sets. 570 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,303 I think he get's overwhelmed by it all, innit? 571 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:22,160 Yeah, he does. 572 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,960 It's mainly the daytime ones because he's not used to it. 573 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,480 I think it just throws off his body clock a little bit. 574 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,360 - Yeah. - Oh, so it's happened before? 575 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time he fucking burnt his bed down because 576 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,240 he decided he never wanted to sleep again. 577 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,920 - That's why he sleeps on the floor now. - Yeah. 578 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,560 Just want to take this moment for your listening pleasure. 579 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,080 Oh, yeah. It's my intro. 580 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,720 Fresh out the pen. 581 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,960 MC Grindah. 582 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,120 Sounds of the... Sounds of the... 583 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,080 Sounds of the MC Grindah. 584 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,640 Mic check, one, two. 585 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,520 AKA the white Mandela. 586 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,120 AKA you can never hold me down. 587 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,120 AKA I'm finally free from persecution. 588 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,960 Oh, feels great to hear the sound of my own voice again, actually. 589 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,760 - Shall I run the...? - Run the rhythm. 590 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,080 Basically, us and the law have been an ongoing battle from day dot. 591 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,480 It's almost like a game, yeah, that you can't win or lose. 592 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,760 It just sort of continues. 593 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,960 - Oh, no, you can lose. Go to jail. - Yeah. 594 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,760 Yeah, and if you pay a massive fine as well. 595 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,000 Yeah, but I didn't pay the fine, so I still win. 596 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,840 Well done, mate. 597 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,840 This is Grindah's favourite jacket. 598 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,520 This is his, like, signature style. 599 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,440 You could wear this from the '30s to the modern day. 600 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,960 Like, this is a timeless piece of fashion. 601 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,560 But we need to sell it. 602 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,960 I don't think Grindah's going to be happy about it. 603 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,040 But I just think deep down this is actually what he wants me to do. 604 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,120 So he can have the most beautiful, perfect wedding day. 605 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,520 The best day of his life. 606 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,240 And we don't have to tell him straight away. 607 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,240 It's good to have you back, mate. 608 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,160 Listen, it's good to have me back, too. 609 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,758 Cheers, mate. 610 00:28:16,770 --> 00:28:18,600 Yeah. I can't believe I was like this close 611 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,680 to being in a fucking cell, like. 612 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,880 Some tiny little room just surrounded by weird... 613 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,200 Yeah. 614 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,800 We're free men, yeah. 615 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,240 We will not be ridiculously subjected to your stupid little man 616 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,840 - made up laws, mate. - Exactly. 617 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,680 Subject your law and stick it up your arse. 618 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,160 - Trust me. - Fuck the system. 619 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,480 Fuck the system. Fuck the police, yeah. 620 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,800 - Exactly. - Trust me. 621 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,080 - Actually, I might... - Yeah, you should probably get that.