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Ali, he's going in my room.
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- Josh, that's not fair.
- Guys, we can rotate.
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SHELLY: Come on, let's
go, let's go, let's go.
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Very good plan. That's very good.
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Shelly, oh, Shelly, I love you.
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You are not naming that turtle Shelly.
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I think it's a great name for a turtle.
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Huh?
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So "Shelly."
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I mean, there's none more Shelly
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than one who lives in a shell.
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Nacho. Guys, Nacho is his name.
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Nacho.
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Nacho.
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♪ Go, go, life is good ♪
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♪ Some are fat and some are thin ♪
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♪ Some don't even ask... ♪
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Mom! Dad! Someone kidnapped Nacho!
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♪ Na Na Na Na Na ♪
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WOMAN ON TV: Nancy
Kerrigan's coaching staff
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is calling for Tonya
Harding's withdrawal
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from the U.S. Olympic team.
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SHELLY: How important is
it to win a gold medal
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you're gonna break this girl's kneecaps?
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MORT: You never know the whole story.
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♪ Oh, life is strange ♪
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ALI: I still don't feel anything, Sarah.
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Uh, come here. Suck it in. Hold it.
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Oh, shit, I forgot to cover the carb.
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♪ ...and some are slow ♪
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- ♪ Some believe ♪
- (COUGHING)
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- ♪ They don't even know ♪
- (COUGHING, GIGGLING)
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♪ Na Na Na Na Na ♪
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Is it all the way in, Rita?
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Yeah, Josh, it's in.
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Oh, my God. Rita.
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♪ Life is strange ♪
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♪ Love is strange ♪
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JOSH: You married him.
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ALI: I did when I was 4 years old.
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We had a ceremony.
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- I'll never be happy again.
- ♪ Operator ♪
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JOSH, ALI: ♪ Would you
help me place this call? ♪
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♪ See, the number on the matchbook ♪
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♪ Is old and faded ♪
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♪♪
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So this week I'm having my students
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take two pieces and try to find
similarities between them,
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so we're doing Eileen
Myles' "Chelsea Girls"
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and Ntozake Shange's For Colored Girls.
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Ah. Uh, The Rainbow, Enuf, Suicide...
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Isn't Enuf, Isn't Enuf.
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It. Yeah, it Is Enuf.
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No. I... I... It's When
the Rainbow Isn't Enuf.
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Well, the title is When
the Rainbow Is Enuf.
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We can argue about whether
it is or isn't enough,
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uh, but the title is Is Enuf.
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So, you flossing?
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Well, I mean,
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is that going to mean
it's going to hurt?
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- I'm a little anxious.
- Really?
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Do you want some gas,
a little bit of gas?
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You mean like nitrous?
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- Mm-hmm.
- For a cleaning?
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Just a little bit, take the edge off.
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Katrinka, will you bring the blanket
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and headphones in, please?
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We're going to get some nitrous here.
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There's a blanket?
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It's a blanket and headphones.
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- Hi, Doctor.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Hi, Katrinka.
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I brought you music.
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Best medicine in the world.
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- ♪♪
- You just relax back, okay?
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Just like that. Perfect.
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There you go. I'll take you back.
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Mm.
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Coming over your head.
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(GAS HISSES)
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So do me a favor. Breathe
in through your nose.
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GIRL: Is there anybody out there?
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And out through your nose.
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Are you good? You're good.
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WOMAN: Welcome back. Welcome back.
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Let's take a moment to get
to know our contestants,
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starting off with Caitlyn Jenner.
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Well, I'm a much televised
parent of ten children.
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Let's walk right over
to Miss Ntozake Shange
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and Ali... Ali Pfefferman.
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I'm just here to have my teeth cleaned.
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Bill, what have we got?
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- Come on, get a...
- There you go. Good job.
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A J, Dr. Gunderson, a J.
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- (BELL RINGS)
- Hi, Ali.
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GUNDERSON: Ali, please. Ali, open wide.
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(BUZZER)
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Oh! Sorry about that.
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I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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I would like to solve the puzzle.
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BOTH: "God is a woman."
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- Ali?
- Ali, say ah.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Take a break.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Just relax.
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It's okay. You're doing great.
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You're doing great.
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All right, look, all I mean to say
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is that I found this
report very hard to read.
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- Do you understand?
- (CHATTER)
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I don't know what kind of font they use,
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but I would prefer Helvetica.
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I definitely prefer columns
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as opposed to bullet points.
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The thing that I like
about bullet points...
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Did you see? I used Roman numerals.
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Hold on. Hold on. We'll
work that out later.
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Okay. Moving on now. We're going to go
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to our next topic: new board members.
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- Okay, that's fine.
- Let it be noted
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we're about to vote on
potential new members
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Claire Strausskleiner, Hyman Glook,
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- and Sarah Pfefferman.
- Duly noted.
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Let's start with Ms. Pfefferman.
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All those in favor?
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Uh, can we just take a minute?
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I'm having a feeling
about Sarah Pfefferman.
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- WOMAN: What's the problem?
- Well, okay.
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She's got a really dark energy.
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- A real dark energy.
- I'm so sorry.
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I... Can you... Could you
clarify "dark energy"?
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I'm not sure what that means.
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It's like dark energy
that comes out in anger
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and in sexual ways.
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- I...
- I mean, come on.
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She is going around celebrating divorce.
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I'm not sure what this has to do with...
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I think we're wandering into an area...
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It's none of our business.
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that it's okay, number 1,
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to live under the roof of the someone
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that I made a vow with but I
don't follow the vow now.
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Now I can go, and I can
sleep with other people.
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I can do things with other people.
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And I can tell people about it?
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- I agree.
- Yeah, it's true.
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And that, let me tell
you, is contagious.
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- Oh, come on.
- I don't recall
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us ever evaluating a
potential board member
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based on their... their personal life.
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Right? I mean, Buzzy,
do you have anything
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- that you would like to say...
- See what I mean?
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on Sarah Pfefferman's behalf?
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With all due respect, I think
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you are too close to this situation,
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and you should recuse yourself.
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- I agree.
- Just to keep it clean.
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- That makes sense to me.
- Okay.
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So why don't we just take a vote?
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- Well...
- Everybody who's in favor
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of Sarah Pfefferman being on the board,
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raise your hand and say "Aye."
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Mm-hmm. One more little
finishing touch here.
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- Yeah.
- That's a lot of hair.
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This clip-in bang, it gives
you something to play with.
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- Oh, finally.
- (CHUCKLE)
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A bang I can play with.
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Wow.
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Vicki.
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- Hmm.
- Vic?
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Who the fuck are you?
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RAQUEL: Uh, Sarah?
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Rabbi Raquel!
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- Are you in the kitchen?
- Oh, my God.
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Get in here. I'm dying to hear.
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Am I, like, the hottest shit
that that temple has ever seen?
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Uh, oh, I mean...
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Tell me, tell me.
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Uh, yeah, it was good.
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- It was really good.
- Do you want tea?
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- I'm making tea.
- No, that's okay.
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- Oh, come on. Have some with me.
- Okay.
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- It's good for the tummy.
- Yes.
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Okay, tell me. Tell
me, tell me, tell me.
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Sarah, um, okay.
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I didn't go... go our way, I guess.
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- Just...
- What? What do you mean?
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Well, Sarah...
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y-you have an enemy at Mid-city.
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I mean, I've never seen
anything like it...
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- What are you talking about?
- She poisoned the board.
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Who?
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It's not ethical for me to tell you.
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Laura Milton-Kaufberger.
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Okay. What did she say?
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(SIGH) Sarah...
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What did she say?
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Oh. What she said
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is that you have a dark energy.
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- I have a dark energy?
- I am so sorry.
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Doesn't matter. Let's let it go.
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Resting Bitchface said
I have a dark energy?
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Sarah, let's move on.
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What was the vote?
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That has no bearing on this.
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- 4-3?
- Honey, you don't need any of these people
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to have access to your spirituality.
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- 5-2.
- This is about your relationship to you.
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All you have to do is create a space...
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- 6-1?
- inside yourself
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- that has nothing to do...
- 6-1.
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with any board, any temple.
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This is... This is all just noise.
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Wait. Buzzy didn't vote for me?
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The important thing is...
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Nobody voted for me?
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Nobody voted for me.
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It was...
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It was unanimous?
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Didn't you at least vote for me?
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I'm... I'm on the... I'm on the staff,
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so I'm not... I'm not allowed to vote.
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She's a cunt.
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Okay. Okay.
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- An anorexic cunt.
- Okay.
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♪♪
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Hi, Jim Croce.
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What's up?
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Um, I found this thing,
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and it's, like, kind of a mess.
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- Uh...
- Sounds good.
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So I was just kind of, like,
you know, fixing it up.
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Sounds great, but it's
Moppa's birthday party,
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so will you come help me set the table?
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- Because we are T-minus some...
- Okay. Yeah.
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- Okay?
- How was the dentist?
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I have, uh, 700 cavities.
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Oh.
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♪♪ (WOMAN VOCALIZING)
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Look. Uh. Hey.
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Oh. Hello, beautiful people!
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- Hi.
- Hi. What's up?
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Wow.
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Hello, Buzz.
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- Wow.
- There you go.
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Look at this place.
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- Hey, kiddies...
- You guys look hot.
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we need a place to put our leathers.
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Yeah. Smokin'.
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Oh, yeah. Hello, delicious.
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- Just give me your leathers.
- All right.
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- Are those chaps?
- Everything. Here.
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- He's wearing chaps?
- Yes, he's wearing chaps.
255
00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:29,958
You guys need a mud room
256
00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:31,680
for sporty people in your family
257
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,162
who arrive with gear.
258
00:10:33,242 --> 00:10:34,519
We are not a people of the gear.
259
00:10:34,524 --> 00:10:35,565
We are now.
260
00:10:35,645 --> 00:10:37,327
I'm a real California girl.
261
00:10:37,407 --> 00:10:39,250
- Let me kiss you.
- All right.
262
00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,581
VICKI: I can handle it.
263
00:10:40,612 --> 00:10:41,613
- You sure?
- Yeah.
264
00:10:41,693 --> 00:10:43,010
I want to be part of your tribe.
265
00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:44,938
Try swarm.
266
00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:47,421
You know, I'm fine with that, too.
267
00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,782
Hmm.
268
00:10:48,863 --> 00:10:50,224
Hey, um,
269
00:10:50,305 --> 00:10:51,987
you got something in your dress?
270
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,509
Like what?
271
00:10:53,589 --> 00:10:55,552
Like an ass.
272
00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:57,514
Hmm. Must have been something
273
00:10:57,594 --> 00:10:59,797
they put in the shapewear that I bought.
274
00:10:59,877 --> 00:11:01,199
- Oh.
- You like it?
275
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,721
Yeah.
276
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,083
Hello.
277
00:11:04,162 --> 00:11:05,565
SHELLY: Hi.
278
00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,207
JOSH: Oh, the birthday girl is here.
279
00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:08,649
Birthday girl is here.
280
00:11:08,728 --> 00:11:09,811
VICKI: Birthday girl present.
281
00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,141
How are you doing?
282
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,814
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
283
00:11:12,894 --> 00:11:14,145
It looks beautiful.
284
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,419
How are you?
285
00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:17,981
Doesn't she look fantastic?
286
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,503
JOSH: Wow.
287
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,140
- People are steppin' it up.
- Fantastic.
288
00:11:21,145 --> 00:11:23,027
- Oh, my.
- Wow, look at you.
289
00:11:23,107 --> 00:11:25,070
Is this a birthday makeover?
290
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,992
It's an everything makeover.
291
00:11:27,073 --> 00:11:29,196
- You look beautiful.
- As do you.
292
00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,597
You're so skinny-Winnie.
293
00:11:30,677 --> 00:11:33,321
Wow. Look at you.
294
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:37,327
My. We have the exact same haircut.
295
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,488
No, I don't think so.
296
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,651
Well... No? Well, here. Let me get...
297
00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:41,982
- Hey, Shel.
- Hi, darling.
298
00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:43,303
Real quick. Just real quick.
299
00:11:43,374 --> 00:11:44,776
Just you and me. We got it.
300
00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:47,299
Okay. Thank you.
301
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,981
- Hello.
- Hey, Len.
302
00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:50,584
Let's go, guys.
303
00:11:50,664 --> 00:11:52,546
Birthday, birthday. Hey.
304
00:11:52,626 --> 00:11:55,791
(CHATTER)
305
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,713
Thank you.
306
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,755
- This is for you.
- Hi.
307
00:11:59,836 --> 00:12:01,839
- Hey, Len.
- Hiya, Sarah.
308
00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:05,844
(CHATTER)
309
00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:08,126
All right, all right.
310
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:09,458
I'm sorry I spoke. Never mind.
311
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:10,530
- Dame Helen Mirren.
- Excuse me.
312
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:11,652
- Come on in.
- Okay.
313
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,854
Oh, that's really like...
314
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,777
- There's cheese.
- Oh, goodness gracious.
315
00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:17,619
- Hey, Ali.
- Look at this.
316
00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:19,342
Look at how much cheese there is.
317
00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,264
- Um, who's that?
- Hey, babe, smell.
318
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,467
That's Shea, Moppa's friend.
You never met her?
319
00:12:23,547 --> 00:12:25,750
- Oh, definitely not.
- She's great.
320
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:28,033
Go look at this. This is the real...
321
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,714
Why is the kitchen
322
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:32,359
always the most crowded
place at the party?
323
00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:35,002
You looking for anybody in a
party, check the kitchen.
324
00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:38,166
The kitchen is the heart of the home.
325
00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,249
Babe, you should write
that down for the show.
326
00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:42,006
- No, no, no. I have to try to...
- What show?
327
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,055
post the photo between
me and Maura on Twitter.
328
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:45,616
Hold it, hold it. Please. Hello?
329
00:12:45,696 --> 00:12:46,777
Yes?
330
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:49,501
Do not post my picture on that machine
331
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:50,943
because there'll be ex-students
332
00:12:51,023 --> 00:12:52,705
who'll be Twitting about me. Thank you.
333
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:54,903
You have nothing to worry
about privacy-wise, Maura.
334
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,191
I don't post under my real name.
335
00:12:57,271 --> 00:13:00,155
I don't need burglars and
rapists knowing where I am.
336
00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:01,694
You live in a gated community, Mom.
337
00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,233
Well, haven't you heard of inside jobs?
338
00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:04,721
That is such a good point.
339
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:07,485
Oh, oh, oh. I have 13 followers.
340
00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:09,808
Who here is on social? Hmm?
341
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:12,812
Show of hands. Come on.
342
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,896
Oh, see? Now you can follow me.
343
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:19,540
Okay. Who here wants to
know my social media name?
344
00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:21,663
Wait for it.
345
00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:22,825
I'm dying.
346
00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:26,069
It's To Shel And Back.
347
00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:28,152
- Ha ha!
- JOSH: I get it.
348
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:29,273
It's like "To hell and back."
349
00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,356
Yes.
350
00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:35,001
I, too, have transitioned.
351
00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:39,447
I'm coming out.
352
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,529
I'm reaching out.
353
00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:44,653
I'm a brand.
354
00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:47,818
(CHATTER)
355
00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:49,059
Does anybody want some orzo?
356
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:50,416
There's, like, 15 tons of orzo.
357
00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:51,383
There's a lot of orzo.
358
00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,024
Hey, no towel whipping.
359
00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,546
(LAUGHING)
360
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,228
Did you raise all the kids here?
361
00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:57,560
It's such an amazing property.
362
00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:58,882
- Yeah.
- Isn't it nice?
363
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:00,434
- Isn't it lovely?
- It's beautiful.
364
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,077
No. This is the living room.
365
00:14:02,156 --> 00:14:03,438
They just... I don't...
366
00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:05,155
Is the dining room... Is this permanent?
367
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,562
It's just been in this iteration
368
00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:08,119
for the last day because
of this party, but...
369
00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:09,566
Did you say "in this iteration"?
370
00:14:09,646 --> 00:14:11,409
Yeah, we're playing
around with the space.
371
00:14:11,488 --> 00:14:12,810
JOSH: Yeah. We're rejiggering.
372
00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:14,327
- Rejiggering?
- We're doing a lot of stuff.
373
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,896
Sarah, Sarah, I just want to apologize
374
00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,698
for what happened at the temple.
375
00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:20,695
Buzzy, it's fine. I'm fine, actually.
I'm fine.
376
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,977
- Are you?
- Yeah, I'm totally fine.
377
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,105
- Are you?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
378
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:26,142
What? What's going on? What
are you talking about?
379
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,190
You guys judging me? That is absurd.
380
00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,432
No one's judging you.
381
00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,869
No, I mean, there was a vote at...
382
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,150
I was trying to get on the board.
383
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:33,557
You didn't get on?
384
00:14:33,637 --> 00:14:35,280
No, I did not. I'm persona au gratin.
385
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,363
Wait a minute. You wouldn't have helped?
386
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:38,845
I had to recuse myself.
387
00:14:38,925 --> 00:14:40,407
What do you mean, recuse? Recuse?
388
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,369
I didn't vote because of my relationship
389
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,701
with you and Sarah.
390
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,812
Oh, this is bullshit.
391
00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:46,174
Cut him some slack.
392
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,416
- Excuse me.
- No, no, no.
393
00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:48,777
He's a macher at the temple,
394
00:14:48,858 --> 00:14:50,234
and he could have done something,
395
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:51,381
- and he didn't do it.
- (CLANGING)
396
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:52,713
I'm really disappointed.
397
00:14:52,783 --> 00:14:54,425
- (CLANGING)
- (CHATTER)
398
00:14:54,505 --> 00:14:56,507
(SILENCE)
399
00:14:58,471 --> 00:15:00,473
I'd like to propose a toast.
400
00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:03,997
As I look at this, uh, table
401
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,880
in this... in this room
402
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,124
that I... I don't remember
having such high ceilings...
403
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,728
and goyische lights.
404
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:14,491
- (LAUGHTER)
- I just am so moved,
405
00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:18,817
and I am so grateful to be
celebrating my 70th birthday
406
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,979
with my family...
407
00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,584
and my chosen family.
408
00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:27,958
L'chaim.
409
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,270
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
410
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,472
Happy birthday.
411
00:15:30,553 --> 00:15:32,115
(CHATTER)
412
00:15:32,195 --> 00:15:34,438
I guess that would make
us the not-chosen family.
413
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:40,440
- RAQUEL: No.
- DUVID: Hold on. Let me just look a little.
414
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:42,042
- No, you can't look at all.
- Let me read it.
415
00:15:42,047 --> 00:15:44,245
Literally, this is the worst
sermon I have ever written.
416
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,052
Please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
417
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,489
- Respectfully...
- I'm hiding... No.
418
00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:48,931
- Come on.
- I'm putting this somewhere.
419
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:50,453
I'm going to pretend that
this never happened.
420
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,421
I'll put it right under here. Okay?
421
00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:54,784
Come on. Look, you're a great writer.
422
00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:57,147
You're one of my... one
of my favorite writers.
423
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,544
- (CHUCKLE)
- I'm not... No, you think...
424
00:15:58,549 --> 00:15:59,801
You think I'm joking.
425
00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:01,268
I have been working so
hard on this thing,
426
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,549
and I'm telling you, nothing's...
427
00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:03,596
nothing's sticking.
428
00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:04,837
It's so bad.
429
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,239
It's nothing I believe in.
430
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,601
What, the Passover stuff?
431
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,524
Yeah, Passover stuff, the G...
432
00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:11,606
you know, the God stuff.
433
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:21,459
(SIGH)
434
00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,466
So...
435
00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:29,270
I mean, do you feel it?
436
00:16:29,349 --> 00:16:31,032
The presence of the divine?
437
00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,714
Do you feel it all the time?
438
00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:34,876
Remember the four words. Uh...
439
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:36,079
Yes, Rebbe.
440
00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:37,785
(CHUCKLE) Picture them out in the world.
441
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,445
I picture love, justice, truth, beauty.
442
00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:42,985
I remember them, and it's physical.
443
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:44,169
I remember them around me,
444
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:46,732
and I picture them
wrapping me up like a...
445
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:49,175
- Okay.
- like a garment that I try on.
446
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:51,218
I feel a little rush, and, you know,
447
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,381
you get sort of a tingle
on the back of your neck.
448
00:16:53,461 --> 00:16:55,063
Sometimes that's all God is...
449
00:16:55,143 --> 00:16:57,106
is that... the feeling,
450
00:16:57,186 --> 00:17:01,031
and from that place, I
feel like I can love.
451
00:17:18,574 --> 00:17:20,576
(SNIFFLE)
452
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:33,234
I had a miscarriage.
453
00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:38,000
Then I didn't know, uh...
454
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,602
I didn't ex-expect it
455
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:43,767
to gut me like it did.
456
00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:45,849
(SNIFFLE)
457
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,894
Because it g... it gutted me.
458
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:54,421
And now I think I'm...
459
00:17:58,346 --> 00:18:00,469
really depressed.
460
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:09,240
♪ Happy birthday ♪
461
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:13,365
- ♪ Dear Maura ♪
- ♪ Dear Moppa ♪
462
00:18:13,446 --> 00:18:14,568
♪ Cha-cha ♪
463
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:19,654
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
464
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,737
Make a wish, Cha-cha!
465
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,665
(CHEERING)
466
00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:30,308
- 70-year-old lungs.
- What did you wish?
467
00:18:30,389 --> 00:18:32,791
Well, one of the things I wished for
468
00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:35,355
was, uh, that you guys don't
call me Moppa anymore.
469
00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:36,476
- Really?
- Why?
470
00:18:36,556 --> 00:18:37,678
You don't like that name?
471
00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:39,009
I thought you liked that name.
472
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,962
I did. I just want to move away
473
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:43,685
from Flopsy, Mopsy, huggable...
474
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:45,047
- Yeah.
- Like a Muppet.
475
00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:46,569
What do you want us to call you?
476
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,771
- How about Guh-guh?
- ALI: Ugh.
477
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:49,573
That's more muppety than Moppa.
478
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,010
It's too close to mine. I'm Gigi.
479
00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:52,017
What about Mimi?
480
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,018
What about Nana?
481
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,220
I don't like Nana.
482
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,902
Can we call you Grammie?
483
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:57,864
Hold on. Not Grammie.
484
00:18:57,944 --> 00:18:59,747
- Grandma?
- Grandma. See?
485
00:18:59,826 --> 00:19:01,749
- G-R-A-N-D-M-A?
- Yes.
486
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:05,754
Well done. And, uh, maybe
you guys want to call me,
487
00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:07,838
I don't know, Mom.
488
00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:13,846
JOSH: Mom?
489
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:16,089
Ha ha! Get a load of this.
490
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:18,691
Mom.
491
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:21,215
- Mm, okay.
- Why not?
492
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:24,179
Well, I mean were you there
when Sarie got her period? Hmm?
493
00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:25,901
Did you slap her across the face
494
00:19:25,981 --> 00:19:27,744
like a good Jewish mother?
Were you th...
495
00:19:27,823 --> 00:19:29,301
Did you show her how
to put her tampon in?
496
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:30,702
- Mom, the kids are here.
- Please, Mom.
497
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:32,790
- I've seen her tampons.
- Oh, please.
498
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,151
MAURA: You know what?
499
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:36,154
- (CLANGING)
- While we're at it,
500
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:38,237
I've been on the internet.
501
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:41,721
I've been, uh, Googling the, uh,
502
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:43,805
best doctors in Los Angeles,
503
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,136
and there's something, um...
504
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:47,329
I think I would like to start, um...
505
00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,175
transitioning...
506
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,776
medically.
507
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,819
- Hmm?
- Wow.
508
00:19:54,899 --> 00:19:56,862
It's something I want to do.
509
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,235
You understand what I'm saying?
510
00:19:58,304 --> 00:19:59,625
- Yeah.
- I'm saying surgery.
511
00:19:59,705 --> 00:20:01,828
What kind of surgery?
512
00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,031
Face, breasts, vagina.
513
00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:05,473
- Oh.
- Wow.
514
00:20:05,553 --> 00:20:07,350
Okay, do you guys want to
go play hide and seek?
515
00:20:07,355 --> 00:20:08,712
- LEN: You guys want to go outside?
- Yeah! Yeah!
516
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:09,839
Sardines! Let's play sardines!
517
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,561
- Fantastic.
- Sardines! Now!
518
00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:12,976
- When did you...
- That's right.
519
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,806
LEN: Do you know how to play sardines?
520
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,563
That's amazing. Isn't
that amazing, Vicki?
521
00:20:16,568 --> 00:20:17,930
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
522
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:21,334
So, uh, tell us more
about your sex change.
523
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,577
It's gender confirmation surgery,
524
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,939
Shelly.
525
00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:26,781
- You understand, Shelly?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
526
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:28,023
You okay?
527
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,905
It's something I want to do.
528
00:20:29,985 --> 00:20:31,237
And I would love your support,
529
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:33,069
but if you can't, I totally understand,
530
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,952
- but, uh...
- JOSH: We got you.
531
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:36,594
We totally support you.
532
00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:38,796
Of course we support you. Right?
533
00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:40,038
We support you.
534
00:20:40,118 --> 00:20:41,841
I'm gonna go help the kids
535
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:44,404
look for some hiding
places for their game.
536
00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:47,288
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Buzz.
537
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,851
(SPEAKING YIDDISH)
538
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:51,855
- JOSH: Was that Latin?
- (ALI CHUCKLES)
539
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,611
What did he say? I don't
know what he said.
540
00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:57,661
It means in Yiddish "Wear
it in good health."
541
00:20:57,741 --> 00:20:59,624
- Wear it well.
- He will.
542
00:20:59,704 --> 00:21:01,787
Yeah. Uh, would anyone like coffee?
543
00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:03,118
Yeah. I'll help you.
544
00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:04,831
- Coffee?
- We're with you, girl.
545
00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,914
- Okay.
- We're with you.
546
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:15,925
Just give me a minute.
547
00:21:18,128 --> 00:21:20,131
Okay.
548
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,783
Oi.
549
00:21:32,707 --> 00:21:34,711
Okay.
550
00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:38,194
Okay.
551
00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,651
BUZZY: Len, what's the difference
552
00:21:39,677 --> 00:21:41,359
between hide and seek and sardines?
553
00:21:41,439 --> 00:21:43,001
Still working.
554
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:45,684
AMANDA: Instead of everyone
hiding, one person looking,
555
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,729
one person hides, and
everyone else seeks.
556
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,811
MAURA: You all right?
557
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:55,858
Mm-hmm.
558
00:21:55,938 --> 00:21:57,941
Definitely.
559
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,593
Thank you.
560
00:22:10,357 --> 00:22:12,360
Happy birthday.
561
00:22:40,596 --> 00:22:44,642
ADULTS: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
562
00:22:44,722 --> 00:22:46,804
ALL: Stakeout!
563
00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:47,886
Look out!
564
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,049
(LAUGHTER, CHILDREN SCREAMING)
565
00:22:54,094 --> 00:22:56,497
- Get out of my yard!
- Jesus Christ.
566
00:22:56,578 --> 00:22:57,539
Jesus, Len.
567
00:22:57,618 --> 00:22:59,902
(SHOUTING)
568
00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:03,741
- Daddy.
- Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
569
00:23:03,746 --> 00:23:05,029
(SHOUTING)
570
00:23:05,108 --> 00:23:07,111
Go! Go! Go! Go!
571
00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,355
Round 9. Who's going to hide?
572
00:23:10,435 --> 00:23:11,397
- Me! - Me!
- Me!
573
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:12,438
All right, ready? Go!
574
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:14,521
CHILD: Come on.
575
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:16,711
I just don't want them
to change her face.
576
00:23:16,764 --> 00:23:20,609
I love her face. I like her mouth.
577
00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:22,131
Yeah, but it's not like she's
578
00:23:22,211 --> 00:23:23,688
a Beverly Hills housewife, you know?
579
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,695
She just wants to feel beautiful.
580
00:23:26,898 --> 00:23:28,660
I think I'm okay with the face.
581
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,062
Ahem. Just...
582
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,307
the idea of Dad's pussy.
583
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:38,232
Dad's pussy.
584
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,877
Dad's pussy.
585
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,279
Where's Mom hiding?
586
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,760
Shh, shh. Shh.
587
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,883
I hear Munchkins.
588
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:54,253
This is a great spot.
589
00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:56,896
♪ Don't take my life away ♪
590
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,058
♪ Don't take my life away ♪
591
00:23:58,138 --> 00:23:59,390
♪ From a distance, yeah ♪
592
00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:01,423
I'm not playing.
593
00:24:04,908 --> 00:24:07,590
(SCREAMING)
594
00:24:10,394 --> 00:24:11,356
I'm not playing.
595
00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:13,438
Come on.
596
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,804
Your family's the best,
I love your family.
597
00:24:17,884 --> 00:24:20,568
I mean, they're crazy, but I love them.
598
00:24:20,647 --> 00:24:21,649
Hmm.
599
00:24:21,730 --> 00:24:23,171
You okay?
600
00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:25,334
Yeah. Will you put your arm around me?
601
00:24:28,658 --> 00:24:30,660
- You're good?
- Yeah.
602
00:24:32,223 --> 00:24:33,705
Can I just ask you something?
603
00:24:33,785 --> 00:24:36,148
I just... I just want to...
just want to know her...
604
00:24:36,228 --> 00:24:38,230
What's her name?
605
00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:41,470
I like how you wait till
we're trapped together
606
00:24:41,475 --> 00:24:43,477
to ask me this shit.
607
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,280
You don't know her.
608
00:24:45,361 --> 00:24:47,203
I don't know her?
609
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:49,285
Her name's Una.
610
00:24:51,047 --> 00:24:53,210
Una? Una?
611
00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:55,133
Wait a second. Una is...
612
00:24:55,213 --> 00:24:57,497
Wait. The spin instructor Una?
613
00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:59,059
Come here. Back this way.
614
00:24:59,138 --> 00:25:01,141
- This way.
- Kids, this way.
615
00:25:02,222 --> 00:25:03,384
I mean, honestly,
616
00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:04,821
does it really matter how I feel?
617
00:25:04,826 --> 00:25:07,029
I mean, it's like she's got to do her.
618
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:10,553
Yeah, she does.
619
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,555
I'm proud of her.
620
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:13,677
Yeah. Me, too.
621
00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:15,239
You know? It's not easy.
622
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,721
So you guys...
623
00:25:16,801 --> 00:25:17,763
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
624
00:25:17,843 --> 00:25:19,005
Used to be roommates?
625
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,569
Yeah. I finally have my own spot.
626
00:25:22,649 --> 00:25:24,252
It's good. I switched out my job.
627
00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:26,695
The money's a little better, so...
628
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,777
you know.
629
00:25:29,138 --> 00:25:30,700
What?
630
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,422
(CHILDREN CHATTER)
631
00:25:32,502 --> 00:25:36,107
Uh, where... where... where
are you working now?
632
00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:38,831
Silver Reign.
633
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:40,312
Silver Reign Silver Reign?
634
00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:42,675
Silver Reign Silver Reign.
635
00:25:42,755 --> 00:25:45,599
You... You strip?
636
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:49,605
No. Actually, I'm the
Silver Reign IT person.
637
00:25:49,684 --> 00:25:52,168
Shut the fuck up.
638
00:25:52,248 --> 00:25:55,092
♪ Don't take my life away,
don't take my life away ♪
639
00:25:55,172 --> 00:25:57,174
Oh, sweetie, I'm not playing.
640
00:26:05,305 --> 00:26:06,747
Do you want to go?
641
00:26:06,828 --> 00:26:08,309
Why would you wait to speak
642
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:10,272
before an audience of all these people
643
00:26:10,352 --> 00:26:12,355
about your surgery?
644
00:26:14,237 --> 00:26:16,160
- They're my family. I mean...
- I mean...
645
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:17,516
of course I'm going to talk to them.
646
00:26:17,521 --> 00:26:18,773
It didn't occur to you
647
00:26:18,803 --> 00:26:20,726
to talk to me about this first?
648
00:26:20,805 --> 00:26:22,728
- What's going on?
- I'd just like to know
649
00:26:22,808 --> 00:26:26,934
what it is about you
that needs an audience
650
00:26:27,013 --> 00:26:28,135
for this kind of thing,
651
00:26:28,215 --> 00:26:29,617
why you can't say to me...
652
00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:30,739
It's my family.
653
00:26:30,818 --> 00:26:32,501
at home before we leave,
654
00:26:32,581 --> 00:26:34,063
in the car on the way up here...
655
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:35,900
Oh, by the way, honey,
I'm thinking about this.
656
00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:37,628
I did not know I was going to say it
657
00:26:37,707 --> 00:26:39,710
until I said it.
658
00:26:40,352 --> 00:26:42,153
Hey. I'll tell you what.
659
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,076
Let's go home because this is stupid.
660
00:26:44,156 --> 00:26:45,518
I'm ready.
661
00:26:45,597 --> 00:26:47,182
- Oh, sorry. Not playing?
- Come on in.
662
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,242
- Sorry. Hi.
- Shh.
663
00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:49,684
Come on in. Come on, come on.
664
00:26:49,763 --> 00:26:51,473
- ( CHILDREN GIGGLING)
- Come on, come on.
665
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,689
- LEN: Shh.
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
666
00:26:53,769 --> 00:26:55,290
Okay, everybody here?
667
00:26:55,371 --> 00:26:56,372
- (GIGGLING)
- DYLAN: Yeah.
668
00:26:56,452 --> 00:26:57,574
LEN: Shh.
669
00:26:57,654 --> 00:26:59,776
AMANDA: Okay. Now turn off the lights.
670
00:26:59,856 --> 00:27:01,018
Yeah.
671
00:27:01,098 --> 00:27:02,700
(SARAH SIGHS)
672
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:04,703
Those fuckers at the temple.
673
00:27:04,783 --> 00:27:09,309
Do you remember how I used
to try out for everything
674
00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:10,951
and no one ever wanted me?
675
00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:13,435
I mean, I... I... I tried out for band.
676
00:27:13,515 --> 00:27:15,277
I tried out for cheerleading.
677
00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:18,441
I... I tried out with that...
the thing with the...
678
00:27:18,521 --> 00:27:19,643
Rhythmic gymnastics?
679
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,044
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
680
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:23,128
Why the fuck do I know that?
681
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,091
- (SIGH)
- Okay, first of all,
682
00:27:26,171 --> 00:27:29,335
people want you, and
whatever, I'm alone.
683
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,218
- So what's the big deal?
- Oh, really?
684
00:27:31,298 --> 00:27:32,550
- Yeah.
- Really?
685
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,662
- Yeah.
- Who do you live with?
686
00:27:34,742 --> 00:27:36,024
What's going on upstairs?
687
00:27:36,104 --> 00:27:38,628
You're fucking baking cakes, okay?
688
00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,550
- That's not the same.
- It is.
689
00:27:40,631 --> 00:27:42,049
You and Josh are like a married...
690
00:27:42,072 --> 00:27:43,154
And he was mine, by the way.
691
00:27:43,233 --> 00:27:44,875
You fucking stole him from me
692
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:46,207
the second you were born.
693
00:27:46,278 --> 00:27:47,840
He was mine.
694
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,922
That is...
695
00:27:52,285 --> 00:27:53,207
Whatever.
696
00:27:53,287 --> 00:27:55,289
(SCRAPING)
697
00:27:58,774 --> 00:28:00,736
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
698
00:28:00,816 --> 00:28:02,414
- What? What?
- There's something over there.
699
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,500
- Oh!
- Aah!
700
00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:04,542
Oh, yeah!
701
00:28:04,621 --> 00:28:05,904
What is it? What is it?
702
00:28:05,983 --> 00:28:07,825
What is that? Holy shit.
703
00:28:07,906 --> 00:28:09,268
Aah! Oh, God!
704
00:28:09,348 --> 00:28:10,629
Jesus Christ, it's alive.
705
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:12,152
It's alive. It's...
706
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,676
Wait. Is that a... Is that a turtle?
707
00:28:15,756 --> 00:28:18,319
Wait. Didn't we used to have a turtle?
708
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,651
Who are we missing?
709
00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:21,364
- Ali.
- Sarah's not here.
710
00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,126
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Let's just go.
711
00:28:23,206 --> 00:28:25,609
- Aah!
- Shh!
712
00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:27,451
- What's going on?
- What is this?
713
00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:28,654
- What is that?
- What is that?
714
00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,336
Look at it.
715
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:32,458
AMANDA: It's a turtle.
716
00:28:32,539 --> 00:28:34,101
JOSH: Oh, my God.
717
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,144
Oh, my God. It's... It's Nacho.
718
00:28:37,225 --> 00:28:38,265
DYLAN: That's awesome.
719
00:28:38,346 --> 00:28:39,908
It was our pet when we were young.
720
00:28:39,988 --> 00:28:41,710
It's 30 years old.
721
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:43,873
- Oh, my God.
- Mommy, can we take him home?
722
00:28:43,953 --> 00:28:44,915
Dude.
723
00:28:44,995 --> 00:28:46,917
♪ Yesterday ♪
724
00:28:46,997 --> 00:28:48,519
Dude.
725
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,401
♪ Any way you made it was... ♪
726
00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:52,965
He's huge and ancient.
727
00:28:53,045 --> 00:28:54,127
Oh, my Gosh.
728
00:28:54,206 --> 00:28:55,848
Oh, my God.
729
00:28:55,929 --> 00:28:59,374
♪ So you turned your
days into nighttime ♪
730
00:29:00,815 --> 00:29:03,980
♪ Didn't you know ♪
731
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:11,750
♪ You can't make it without
ever even trying? ♪
732
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:15,555
♪ And something's on your mind ♪
733
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,483
♪ Let these times ♪
734
00:29:22,564 --> 00:29:27,530
♪ Show you that you're
breaking up the lines ♪
735
00:29:29,614 --> 00:29:35,420
♪ Leaving all your
dreams too far behind ♪
736
00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:39,025
♪ Didn't you see ♪
737
00:29:39,105 --> 00:29:41,309
♪ You can't make it ♪
738
00:29:41,389 --> 00:29:47,036
♪ Without ever even trying? ♪
739
00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:51,482
♪ And something's on your mind ♪
740
00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:55,607
(LAUGHTER)