1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,142 --> 00:00:08,343 Look at all of these new people. 3 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:08,999 - No. - Why "no"? 4 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:11,613 Because you're getting all interested in everybody, aren't you? 5 00:00:11,615 --> 00:00:13,295 What's wrong with getting interested in people? 6 00:00:13,326 --> 00:00:13,715 No. 7 00:00:13,717 --> 00:00:14,364 Why "no"? 8 00:00:14,395 --> 00:00:16,952 Because you're only supposed to be pretend interested 9 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:18,520 in however many people we already know. 10 00:00:18,522 --> 00:00:20,555 You're only pretend interested in people? 11 00:00:20,557 --> 00:00:23,458 Yeah. Everyone's more comfortable that way. Watch. 12 00:00:26,229 --> 00:00:28,430 - Hey, you. - Hey, you! 13 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,867 Now watch this. How are you? 14 00:00:31,869 --> 00:00:32,901 How are you? 15 00:00:32,903 --> 00:00:34,236 No, I really mean it. How are you? 16 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:35,871 - Back off. - Yeah, get out of my life. 17 00:00:38,074 --> 00:00:40,742 I look out at the sea of new students and would like 18 00:00:40,744 --> 00:00:43,211 to explore the potential of new friendships for us. 19 00:00:43,213 --> 00:00:44,346 What would you like? 20 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,314 I would like everyone to mind their own business. 21 00:00:47,383 --> 00:00:49,217 Don't you think that somewhere around here 22 00:00:49,219 --> 00:00:50,986 could be a wonderful new friend for us? 23 00:00:50,988 --> 00:00:52,220 I would have to learn names! 24 00:00:52,222 --> 00:00:54,890 I'm still learning "Zay." 25 00:00:54,892 --> 00:00:57,759 It's Zay, right? 26 00:00:57,761 --> 00:00:59,728 We are going to make one new friend. 27 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,363 If we make one new friend every day 28 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,432 for the rest of the year, you know what we'll have? 29 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:06,401 Lice. We'll have lice. I guarantee you. 30 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:07,869 It's great to have you back, Maya. 31 00:01:07,871 --> 00:01:11,039 Thanks. My hair is way too long to make new friends. 32 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,041 So who's it gonna be? 33 00:01:13,043 --> 00:01:15,544 Who's the lucky person who's going to get blessed 34 00:01:15,546 --> 00:01:17,245 with our special kind of friendship? 35 00:01:17,247 --> 00:01:18,447 I wouldn't force that on anybody. 36 00:01:18,449 --> 00:01:19,781 Watch me. 37 00:01:20,716 --> 00:01:22,451 Hi! Good morning! 38 00:01:22,453 --> 00:01:24,386 My name is Riley Matthews 39 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,688 - and this is my friend Maya Hart. - Sup? 40 00:01:27,757 --> 00:01:30,759 I wanted to introduce myself to extend the warmest 41 00:01:30,761 --> 00:01:32,761 of invitations to be our new friend. 42 00:01:34,397 --> 00:01:36,364 I really like what you're wearing. 43 00:01:36,366 --> 00:01:39,468 Great hair, nice eyes, good knees. 44 00:01:41,471 --> 00:01:42,771 Be my friend? 45 00:01:43,706 --> 00:01:44,739 Watch this, Maya. 46 00:01:44,741 --> 00:01:46,374 This is how new friendships are born. 47 00:01:46,376 --> 00:01:48,343 I don't like her at all. 48 00:01:49,445 --> 00:01:51,913 She... she don't like me. 49 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:53,648 Watch whatever happens next. 50 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:01,423 Hi, Maya. 51 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,425 Who's this? A new friend of yours? 52 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,427 Well, any new friend of Maya is a great friend of mine. 53 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:06,495 Hi. 54 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:08,396 Wow. 55 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:24,412 And they lived here for the rest of their lives. 56 00:02:24,414 --> 00:02:26,715 (Theme music playing) 57 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:32,821 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 58 00:02:32,823 --> 00:02:34,923 ♪ For a day like this to come ♪ 59 00:02:34,925 --> 00:02:36,958 ♪ Struck like lightning ♪ 60 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,327 ♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪ 61 00:02:39,329 --> 00:02:43,198 ♪ On the edge of something wonderful ♪ 62 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,301 ♪ Face to face with changes ♪ 63 00:02:46,303 --> 00:02:47,369 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 64 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:49,137 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 65 00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:51,439 ♪ But I know I can work it out ♪ 66 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:55,477 ♪ 'Cause I got you to live it with me ♪ 67 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,878 ♪ I feel all right ♪ 68 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,848 ♪ I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 69 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,216 ♪ Light up the stars ♪ 70 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:03,351 ♪ I've got some pages to turn ♪ 71 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:05,554 ♪ I'm singing "Go-o-o" ♪ 72 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:08,290 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 73 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:11,359 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 74 00:03:11,361 --> 00:03:15,463 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 75 00:03:15,465 --> 00:03:16,731 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 76 00:03:22,505 --> 00:03:24,239 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 77 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,374 - Somebody doesn't like me. - "Somebody doesn't like me" who? 78 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:27,676 What's the difference? 79 00:03:27,678 --> 00:03:29,544 - I don't have time for games. - You're being ridiculous. 80 00:03:29,546 --> 00:03:31,980 Oh, great. Thank you so much. You fixed me forever. 81 00:03:31,982 --> 00:03:33,315 Don't overreact to this. 82 00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:34,816 You'll only make it worse, okay? 83 00:03:34,818 --> 00:03:37,519 We're out in the world now. You're gonna have to face little setbacks. 84 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,588 - You can't have everyone like you. - Why not? 85 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:41,389 Because you can't control the world 86 00:03:41,391 --> 00:03:43,558 and you can't control other people in the world. 87 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,561 The only thing you can control is your own reaction to what goes on. 88 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:48,863 You're right, and this is how I choose to react: 89 00:03:48,865 --> 00:03:54,069 - (Crying howl) - ♪ Lee, lie, loo, la, la ♪ 90 00:03:54,071 --> 00:03:57,539 ♪ Lay your head down, little nut-job ♪ 91 00:03:57,541 --> 00:04:00,075 ♪ Wake up when you're normal ♪ 92 00:04:00,077 --> 00:04:03,111 - ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ - What did I ever do to her, Maya? 93 00:04:03,113 --> 00:04:05,547 (Softly) Who knows? Who cares? 94 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,282 Let it go. 95 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:09,517 ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ 96 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:11,219 - (School bell rings) - Oh, yay. 97 00:04:11,221 --> 00:04:12,287 (Gasps) 98 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:14,789 Maya, I had the worst dream! 99 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:16,558 - You were in my dream! - Don't dream about me. 100 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,792 I don't like you. 101 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:21,096 - (Breathing heavily) - No, no, no, no, no. 102 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:23,565 How's it goin'? 103 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:27,068 Someone doesn't like Riley, my legs are asleep, we have Health class. 104 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,470 Okay. Come on. 105 00:04:28,472 --> 00:04:29,604 No. 106 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,186 (Thud) 107 00:05:07,910 --> 00:05:09,244 Maybe you're right. 108 00:05:09,246 --> 00:05:11,579 Maybe I can't control who likes me or not, 109 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:13,615 but there's more to life, like Health class. 110 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,984 I am so excited for today's Health class. 111 00:05:19,288 --> 00:05:21,756 "Our bodies, our friends." Yikes. 112 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:24,693 Oh, I'm sure that the teacher's sensitive take on life 113 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:27,195 will be a lovely way to learn how our bodies work. 114 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,600 What's that? 115 00:05:32,602 --> 00:05:34,969 All right, all you creepy little child-adults, 116 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:37,505 settle down. Let's get this over with, huh? 117 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:41,009 Ugh. Put your hand down, Sunshine. 118 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:42,777 You'll all pass no matter what. 119 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:43,978 You know why? 120 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:46,381 'Cause if I fail ya, I gotta meet your parents. 121 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:48,116 I don't want to meet your parents. 122 00:05:49,719 --> 00:05:51,786 I don't want to meet you. 123 00:05:51,788 --> 00:05:53,621 All right. (Snorts) 124 00:05:53,623 --> 00:05:55,090 Let's talk about your bodies. 125 00:05:56,826 --> 00:05:59,694 - (Thud) - Yeah, I don't blame him. 126 00:05:59,696 --> 00:06:02,664 Are you sure that you're the right person to teach us this? 127 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,466 Why don't you give me a chance? 128 00:06:04,468 --> 00:06:05,533 I may surprise ya. 129 00:06:05,535 --> 00:06:09,237 I want this to be taught to me in a delicate and sensitive manner. 130 00:06:09,239 --> 00:06:11,506 Yeah? Well, surprise. 131 00:06:11,508 --> 00:06:13,575 You can't control this either, Riles. 132 00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:15,410 Welcome back, beloved. 133 00:06:15,412 --> 00:06:18,213 All right, everybody open your Health textbooks to page 73. 134 00:06:22,651 --> 00:06:23,952 (Thud) 135 00:06:25,221 --> 00:06:27,756 He is the only one here that knows what he's doing. 136 00:06:35,364 --> 00:06:38,633 And that's what they taught us in Health class about our bodies. 137 00:06:41,904 --> 00:06:43,538 You okay, Bubba? 138 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:45,006 I'm telling everybody. 139 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:46,441 You're not tellin' anybody. 140 00:06:46,443 --> 00:06:47,909 Concentrate on somethin' else. 141 00:06:47,911 --> 00:06:49,144 I can't. 142 00:06:50,112 --> 00:06:51,846 He's a gym teacher. 143 00:06:51,848 --> 00:06:54,349 Why would they have a gym teacher teach us about our bodies? 144 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:56,084 This is another thing you can't control. 145 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:58,586 Could you please tell Riley that there's nobody in this world 146 00:06:58,588 --> 00:07:00,054 - who can control everything? - (Door unlocking) 147 00:07:00,056 --> 00:07:01,489 That ought to do it. 148 00:07:02,691 --> 00:07:04,759 Hi. It's me. 149 00:07:04,761 --> 00:07:06,227 Oh, good! 150 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:08,563 Your daughter wants to control what happens to her in life, 151 00:07:08,565 --> 00:07:10,598 and she needs someone to tell her she can't, 152 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,801 and you are the worst person in the world for the job. 153 00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:15,103 Out of all the houses in the world she could have walked into, 154 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:16,704 - she walks into ours. - (Chuckles) 155 00:07:16,706 --> 00:07:18,807 Well, I did used to be a little bit of a control freak. 156 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:20,375 (Laughs) 157 00:07:21,811 --> 00:07:23,111 "Used to be"? (Laughs) 158 00:07:25,881 --> 00:07:31,719 I just thought of something funny I just heard right now... from me. 159 00:07:31,721 --> 00:07:35,290 In school, I'm supposed to write a big report about what life means to me. 160 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:36,758 Oh, great. I'll help you. 161 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,427 Why? 162 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,094 Because I can't control who likes me or who teaches me 163 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:43,465 or my own life, but I can sure control yours. 164 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:46,835 You know what's the best about being the youngest? Nothin'. 165 00:07:46,837 --> 00:07:49,003 Riley, you can't worry about what people think 166 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:51,005 because you can't control what people think. 167 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:53,308 The truth is, when you try to control life, 168 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:54,742 life does its best to teach you not to. 169 00:07:54,744 --> 00:07:56,578 There's a girl who doesn't like me. 170 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,646 What's that you say now? 171 00:07:59,915 --> 00:08:04,452 Okay, honey. You just keep being you, and she's gonna come around. 172 00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:05,787 So, we don't try to control it? 173 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:06,988 - No. - We just let it be? 174 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:08,122 - Yes. - How? 175 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:11,192 Well, see, what's gonna happen all on its own 176 00:08:11,194 --> 00:08:13,328 is that Daddy's gonna get me her phone number, see? 177 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,296 And then perhaps, I don't know, maybe I have 178 00:08:15,298 --> 00:08:17,131 a little howdy do with her mommy. 179 00:08:17,133 --> 00:08:19,601 And if you don't have a new friend by 9:00 tomorrow, 180 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,836 as natural as flowers in the springtime, 181 00:08:21,838 --> 00:08:24,806 well, then maybe Leonard, the income tax attorney in Mommy's office, 182 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:28,209 he's gonna do just a little bit of research into their family's paperwork 183 00:08:28,211 --> 00:08:30,845 and see if there are any inconsistencies. 184 00:08:34,717 --> 00:08:37,785 ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ 185 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:40,221 - ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ - That's so soothing. 186 00:08:40,223 --> 00:08:41,289 (Softly) Yes, it is. 187 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,891 I'm gonna put Momma to bed now. 188 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:43,958 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 189 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,793 - I can do what I want. - Yes, you can. 190 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:47,896 - I'm the boss of this world. - Yes, you are. 191 00:08:51,734 --> 00:08:53,835 Huh. Riley, listen. 192 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,803 I'm sure Mr. Fanucci knows what he's doing. 193 00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:57,906 I need you to tell him to treat our Health class 194 00:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,507 with dignity and sensitivity. 195 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:03,077 Okay, but it's been my experience that when you try to control things, 196 00:09:03,079 --> 00:09:04,479 they only turn out worse. 197 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:05,713 Promise me you'll tell him that. 198 00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:07,849 Okay. I promise you I'll talk to him. 199 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:11,819 What could be worse than learning about my body from the boy's gym teacher? 200 00:09:11,821 --> 00:09:13,454 Nothin'. 201 00:09:27,503 --> 00:09:30,171 Ya happy? 202 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,207 Do it. 203 00:09:33,209 --> 00:09:36,611 ♪ Lee, lie, loo, la ♪ 204 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:38,012 Shh, shh. ♪ La, la, la ♪ 205 00:09:45,421 --> 00:09:48,623 So I said, "Hey, Fanucci, don't take this the wrong way." He did. 206 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,926 "Can you be a little more sensitive in Health class?" He can't. 207 00:09:51,928 --> 00:09:57,332 So, here I stand in front of you begging you to make this easy on me. 208 00:10:00,869 --> 00:10:03,571 Put that hand down forever. 209 00:10:03,573 --> 00:10:06,040 You have to answer my question about the body. 210 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,542 Uh... 211 00:10:07,544 --> 00:10:10,311 Maya, it's my father! He doesn't know anything. 212 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:11,913 I know things. 213 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,314 What is the body? 214 00:10:13,316 --> 00:10:14,816 What does the body want? 215 00:10:14,818 --> 00:10:16,050 I'm gonna tell ya. 216 00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:18,820 Soup. 217 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:20,154 Now you know everything. 218 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:21,289 Goodnight! 219 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,725 What do you want? 220 00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:25,460 - Smackle time, please. - Absolutely. 221 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:26,961 Hey, I thought it was "Farkle time." 222 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:27,570 It is Farkle time. 223 00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:29,998 It's always been Farkle time. It'll always be Farkle time. 224 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,800 Farkle time is a worldwide phenomenon, a division of Farkle Enterprises 225 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:34,522 and the incontrovertible essence of my soul. 226 00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:38,806 It's Smackle time from now on. 227 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:42,777 Mr. Matthews is our teacher and our friend 228 00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:45,246 who always encourages us to pursue the subject matter. 229 00:10:45,248 --> 00:10:47,015 Not this time, baby. 230 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:49,017 We will begin. 231 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:53,888 On page 73 of your Health books, what they're trying to teach you is (Bleep). 232 00:11:02,031 --> 00:11:05,933 (Bleep) 233 00:11:10,472 --> 00:11:13,775 You're not going to believe what that man of yours did today. 234 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:17,311 Oh, sure I will, but Auggie wants to tell Riley something first. 235 00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:19,180 Oh, yay! Your homework. 236 00:11:19,182 --> 00:11:21,683 The one thing I was able to completely control. 237 00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:25,653 How could you fail what life means to me? 238 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,121 Yeah. 239 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:30,024 Perhaps Mrs. Pigsniffle asked me if I did the work myself. 240 00:11:30,026 --> 00:11:31,893 "Mrs. Pigsniffle"? 241 00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:35,630 Yeah. You're the first to notice it. 242 00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:39,534 She could tell I helped you with it, huh? 243 00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:42,236 She told me that this was clearly the work of a fifth grader. 244 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,538 (Stifled laugh) 245 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,306 Ugh. 246 00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:48,676 She don't like me, my father teaches soup, and I can't even 247 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:50,378 help my own brother with his homework. 248 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,979 You want to break it to her or should I? 249 00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:54,048 Riley, as much as I've tried, 250 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,417 it's impossible to control what goes on all the time. 251 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,019 I know how hard that was for you. 252 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,921 It's killing me. I'm smiling, right? 253 00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:02,924 Auggie, your teacher wants you to write 254 00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:05,727 what life means to you, not what it means to somebody else. 255 00:12:05,729 --> 00:12:07,895 Then I will. Thanks anyway, Riley. 256 00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:10,131 You're welcome, Auggie. Good luck with everything. 257 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,267 I give up. 258 00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:16,070 Riley, as much as I try, 259 00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:18,439 it's impossible to control what goes on all the time. 260 00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:21,743 Sometimes it's okay to just be a leaf in the wind and see where we land. 261 00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,911 Even when we don't like what's happening to us? 262 00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:25,847 Especially then. 263 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,116 Because that's when I found out life was usually trying to teach me something. 264 00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,685 Well, what could this be trying to teach me? 265 00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:32,587 It teaches you who you are. 266 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,022 Because as much as we think we show everybody who we are 267 00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:36,958 when we're completely in charge of what happens, 268 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,260 we find out who we really are when we're not. 269 00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:41,963 Thanks for being my mom. 270 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,364 You're welcome. 271 00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:45,032 That's who I am. 272 00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,445 Lucas, what would you do 273 00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:59,280 if there was somebody in your life who didn't like you? 274 00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:01,082 I'd go like this. 275 00:13:02,785 --> 00:13:04,352 That would work for you? 276 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:08,456 (Giggles) 277 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,791 - Smackle! - Do it. 278 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:12,160 (Giggles jaggedly) 279 00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:15,429 Thanks, honey. 280 00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:17,131 - Zay? - Riley? 281 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,467 What would you do if there was somebody in your life who didn't like you? 282 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:20,935 Oof. I'd move to New York. 283 00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:22,470 (All laugh dryly) 284 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,472 (Laughs dryly) 285 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,240 Maya, what would you do? 286 00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:27,675 I just don't care as much. 287 00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:29,177 Well, you cared when you used to be me. 288 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:31,946 Yeah, and it was exhausting, but I'm better now, Riles. 289 00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,915 You want to feel better? Don't care so much. 290 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:35,149 I don't know how to do that. 291 00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:36,818 I care that people like me. 292 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,852 Do people like me? 293 00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:39,787 - Of course they like you. - They do? 294 00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,389 - You like me, Lucas? - Sure. 295 00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:44,225 He's sitting right next to me! 296 00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:47,695 Riley, there's not a person in this world 297 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:49,330 that wouldn't like you once they got to know you. 298 00:13:49,332 --> 00:13:51,132 Oh, well, that's very nice of you, Lucas, 299 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,267 but the more me I was, the faster she ran away. 300 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:54,435 Come on. Who cares about her? 301 00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:55,870 Let's think about something else. 302 00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:58,806 Yeah, maybe if we move on and think about something else, 303 00:13:58,808 --> 00:14:00,308 then we could get on with our lives... 304 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,443 she said, knowing that was crazy. 305 00:14:03,979 --> 00:14:08,649 Hey, guys, did you know that astronomers calculate 306 00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:12,620 that there are one billion trillion stars in the observable universe? 307 00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:15,189 One billion trillion? 308 00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:16,624 Well, that's just amazing. 309 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,192 I thought it was less. 310 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:19,721 Zay: I know! 311 00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,996 It gives you so much to think about... 312 00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:25,132 Other than whatever's going on in our little lives. 313 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,002 A billion trillion stars? 314 00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:30,504 You could give them all Riley names is what you could do. 315 00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:31,572 I'll get you started. 316 00:14:31,574 --> 00:14:34,876 Twinkly, Sparkly, Twinkly. 317 00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,178 There's three. 318 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,081 It certainly shows how vast the universe is and how small we are. 319 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,515 Hey, you're right. 320 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:44,151 We're all just specks. That's all we are. 321 00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,421 And that other speck doesn't like me! 322 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,364 Did you finish your paper, Auggie? 323 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:59,901 Yeah. I still don't really know what Mrs. Pigsniffle wanted, 324 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,736 so I just tried to answer the question. 325 00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,572 Can we hear it? 326 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:07,475 What Life Means to Me by Auggie D. Matthews. 327 00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,644 Your middle name isn't "Doggie." 328 00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:14,816 "I've been here seven years and I think life is a good idea. 329 00:15:14,818 --> 00:15:19,854 "I love my mom and dad, my sister Riley, "my wife Ava, 330 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,823 "my apartment where I live in America 331 00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:24,426 and everything that happens to me every day." 332 00:15:24,428 --> 00:15:26,494 Nice job, Auggie. 333 00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,997 So nice when you're young and still in control of everything. 334 00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:30,865 I'm not in control of anything. 335 00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,601 That's what makes life so easy for me. 336 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:34,202 What? 337 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:36,705 Yeah. When you think about it, nothing's really my fault yet 338 00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,340 'cause I'm still cute. 339 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,409 It's the first thing I check every day. 340 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,346 How did you get such a good attitude? 341 00:15:44,348 --> 00:15:47,449 Because every day when I say, "Good morning, Mrs. Pigsniffle," 342 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,351 I realize how lucky I am. 343 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,022 So when do you start wanting to be in control of things 344 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,124 and when do you lose it? 345 00:15:56,126 --> 00:16:00,061 I remember I started getting real confused about things when I was 11 or 12. 346 00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:01,396 When does it end? 347 00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,497 No. 348 00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:05,533 So, you know nothing when you're a baby, 349 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,402 when you're nine, you're just figuring things out, 350 00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:08,903 and when you're 12, you get confused forever? 351 00:16:08,905 --> 00:16:10,438 - That's life? - Yep. 352 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,042 10 and 11. 353 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:16,411 The Good Years by Cory Matthews. 354 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,546 Mornin', crunch bars. What up? 355 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:22,284 Auggie was just reading us his paper about life and everybody he loves. 356 00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:24,052 - Am I in it? - Yes. 357 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,553 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 358 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:26,888 You didn't put me in it. 359 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,990 I'm never even gonna see 10 or 11! 360 00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:30,625 No, you won't! 361 00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:42,570 My good years are behind me, I have 80 star names to go, 362 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:45,173 and I go to a high school where somebody doesn't like me. 363 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,408 Look on the bright side. 364 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,678 Bright Side! 79 to go. 365 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,646 And now, this. 366 00:16:51,648 --> 00:16:54,582 One of the most intricate parts 367 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,285 of the human body is... 368 00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:58,420 No! 369 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:04,192 I want to talk to you guys today about the human foot. 370 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,328 Uh-huh. 371 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,595 Ha. 372 00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:20,175 Questions? 373 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:24,112 See, what we have here is a man with nothing to say. 374 00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:25,747 Sad. 375 00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,684 - Give up, Matthews? - Okay. 376 00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:33,054 It's not so easy to explain the wonders of the human body 377 00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:34,189 to the freshman class, huh? 378 00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,523 Or anyone. 379 00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:38,293 So did he teach it to you in the delicate 380 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,228 and sensitive manner you requested, Sunshine? 381 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,564 Not quite, but it's out of my control. 382 00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:43,732 Everything is. 383 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,000 Mm. (Blows raspberry) Wrongo! 384 00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:47,736 Wrongo? 385 00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,537 I've been doing this 20 years. 386 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,840 It is never graceful. 387 00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:53,141 But it's always important. 388 00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,044 'Cause after you get past all your laughter 389 00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:59,381 and your embarrassment, we all arrive at one thing: 390 00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:03,918 you get this one mind and you get this one body. 391 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:07,756 That's what's completely yours to control. 392 00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:10,091 How you take care of it, how you treat it, 393 00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:13,561 how you nourish it, what becomes of it. 394 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:14,829 It's completely up to you. 395 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,799 Especially when it seems like nothing else is. 396 00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,302 Boy, do you have the right teacher here. 397 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:26,040 Does life know what it's doing or huh? 398 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:29,210 Uh, you know what else there is about the human foots? 399 00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:30,412 They do... 400 00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,786 Yeah, they all do that. 401 00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:40,722 All right, here is the thing about Health. 402 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,290 This is what makes you healthy: 403 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:45,427 whenever it seems like everything else is just out of control, 404 00:18:45,429 --> 00:18:47,796 you need to be able to rely on your own minds 405 00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:52,100 and your own bodies to be whoever you are. 406 00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:56,604 'Cause knowing who you are, that's the best control you could possibly have. 407 00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,641 So, make good decisions about yourselves. 408 00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,912 That's the best thing I can teach you. 409 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,747 He's pretty good, Riley. 410 00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,715 Yeah. 411 00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:09,651 Maybe I should just control me. 412 00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:11,119 Maybe that's okay. 413 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,655 What about "Our bodies, our friends"? 414 00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,223 What about page 73? 415 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,293 (Thud) 416 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,094 Oh, yeah. 417 00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:27,068 Listen, someday, way down the line, please, if you make more of yourselves... 418 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,505 teach them the same thing. 419 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:31,840 They'll thank you for it. 420 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,241 Thank you. 421 00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,745 Anytime, Sunshine. 422 00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:48,590 Why did you make us set our alarms for so early? 423 00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:49,757 I had such a good dream. 424 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,493 You know what I was dreaming of? 425 00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:54,496 How you doin'? 426 00:19:56,131 --> 00:19:57,699 We're holding balloons, Riley. 427 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,200 Why are we holding balloons? 428 00:19:59,202 --> 00:20:01,836 I know that sometimes I can be a handful... 429 00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,838 - All: No... - Yes, yes, you are. 430 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,175 But I learned something and I want to share it with you guys. 431 00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:08,843 This is our letting go ceremony. 432 00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,478 We will let go of all of the things 433 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,480 that we think we can control but we really don't. 434 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,148 Well, I'm not doin' it. 435 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,650 You don't control that. 436 00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:17,819 Except each other. We will never let go of each other. 437 00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:19,187 See? 438 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,758 Okay, everybody. Let go of your balloons. 439 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,664 What happens now? 440 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:35,203 Well, whatever life does to us, maybe we can't control it, 441 00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:37,572 but we can be who we are and... 442 00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:40,475 control how we react to it. 443 00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:57,692 Hi. 444 00:20:57,694 --> 00:20:58,726 (Sighs) 445 00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:01,829 Yeah, I still don't like you. 446 00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:03,831 Well, I like you. 447 00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:25,019 Woman: ♪ Here comes Mr. Googly ♪ 448 00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,422 ♪ And his googly, boogly friends! ♪ 449 00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,458 Honey, I'm home! 450 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,027 We're watching Googly. 451 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:35,730 I decided to stay young and cute as long as I can. 452 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:37,031 You can't control that, Augs. 453 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,633 Nobody can control anything. 454 00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:40,468 Yeah. Might as well learn that right now. 455 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:41,803 (Channel changes) 456 00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:45,873 Reporter: And in local news, one Greenwich Village family has been found guilty 457 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,875 of four counts of tax evasion. 458 00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:49,377 When asked to comment, 459 00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,546 they said they would have gotten away with it, 460 00:21:51,548 --> 00:21:53,648 except their daughter chose not to like 461 00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,950 the wrong person at school. 462 00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:59,320 Just another reason everybody should like everybody. 463 00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:03,891 What did you do? 464 00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:05,293 Nothin'. 465 00:22:05,295 --> 00:22:06,961 Nobody can... can control nothin'. 466 00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:08,630 D... dessert? 467 00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:10,231 Who wants dessert? 468 00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:11,966 I'll tell everybody what they're having.