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D'oh!
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Ow.
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Hola.
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♪ Simpsons Time ♪
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♪ Run, don't walk ♪
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♪ You might even hear ♪
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♪ Maggie talk ♪
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♪ Bart the Boy and a dog named Homer ♪
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♪ And jokes written on signs ♪
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- ♪ It's Simpsons Time. ♪
- Yay!
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What a beautiful day
for a family stroll.
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Tell that to my aching back!
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It's not a family stroll...
Homer forgot where
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he parked his car last night,
and now we have to find it.
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What a beautiful day to be in denial.
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Yeah, Bart. Who cares?
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The sun is shining, birds are singing...
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people are staring up
at the sky in terror?
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Do you see it, Lisa?
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There's... nothing... there.
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And that's where Lard Lad used to be!
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Oh, looks like we better file a report
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with the Bureau of Missing Statues.
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Yeah. Be like that time that
Rodin statue got stolen.
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What was the name of
that statue again? Eh...
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Ah, let me think. Um...
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Thinkin'.
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Yeah, still thinkin'.
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Still thinkin'.
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Uh, either we can fan out and search,
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or bunch up and riot.
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Oh, balderdash and poppycock.
I say we do not riot.
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Riot!
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Don't!
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Riot!
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Don't!
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Riot!
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And thanks to the equal
number of nonrioters,
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the total cost of the
damage is zero dollars.
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Homer, were you in that riot?
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Marge, please.
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I'm a leader in this community.
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In response to the outcry,
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Lard Lad's parent company,
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Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts,
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has issued the following statement:
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"We are rebranding Lard Lad
with an updated statue."
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Ooh, rebranding.
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That just means admitting failure, Dad.
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Ooh, admitting failure.
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People of Springfield,
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please welcome Mr....
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I know I'm gonna mangle this...
Lee Fong.
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Uh, actually, it's
pronounced Robert Chan.
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And now, please welcome the model
for the original Lard Lad,
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Mr. Laird Lad.
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A lot of crazy names today.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I
give you Lard Lad's bold,
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focus-grouped, new look!
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That doesn't say donuts!
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That says management overthink!
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The Thinker!
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That statue's called The Thinker.
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What? What are we on now?
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What?
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People, let's give the
new statue a chance.
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When the Eiffel Tower was first built,
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many said it was a steel monstrosity.
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It still is.
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Fine, but maybe this will grow on you.
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Aw, this thing sucks. I don't think so.
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Well, at-at-at a certain angle...
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It's beautiful.
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- We love it.
- That's beautiful.
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You fools!
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You've erected a massive
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concave reflective surface.
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It will focus the sun's
beam in a deadly ray.
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- Yeah!
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- Oh.
- Uh.
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Hey!
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First off, I'd like
to thank the good people
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at Tianjin Smelting and
Mining and Donuts and Tarps
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for neutralizing our wonderful,
deadly, new Lard Lad.
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Yeah, that's great.
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They'll grow back.
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The time for mourning and
blaming our mayors hasassed.
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We will rebuild.
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We will rebuild.
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We will rebuild.
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We will rebuild!
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We will rebuild!
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We will rebuild.
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We will rebuild.
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I guess there's only one
man we can turn to.
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Supergirl?!
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So... you'd like me to save the town.
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Well, you've got gumption,
I'll give you that.
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And such an adorable baby,
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it really restores my... my faith in...
in the, uh...
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Smithers, where is the
damn trapdoor button?
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Mr. Burns, you already trap-doored us
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from your upstairs office.
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Yes.
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And how was your fall?
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Painful? Unexpected?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Worst I've ever had.
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- Oh! Really...
- Really...
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- Pulled something.
- Totally painful.
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Did not see it coming.
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Excellent.
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So... remind me what I was saying no to.
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Funding repairs to the town.
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But if you could do even
one little project.
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Reducking the duck pond
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or fixing up the Springfield Bowl.
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The Springfield Bowl.
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Very well.
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I will rebuild this
town on one condition.
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Forget it.
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Our desperate plea is nonnegotiable.
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I want to put on a variety
show at the Bowl.
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A celebration of everything
wonderful about... um,
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what's the name of this town again?
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Springfield, sir.
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Yes, I will destroy Springfield.
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Celebrate, sir.
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Fine, we'll try it
your way first.
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Springfield has risen from
the ashes like a phoenix.
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That's phoenix, the mythical bird,
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not Phoenix, the cultureless,
Mars-scape of the Southwest.
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Our unlikely angel,
the devil himself, C. Montgomery Burns.
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Thank you, Kent.
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And don't forget the open auditions
for my Springfield Follies.
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This year women may audition, too,
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with permission of husband,
father and pastor in writing.
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Next.
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♪ Un bel di, vedremo ♪
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♪ Levarsi un fil di fumo... ♪
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Puccini's a little
well-trod, don't you think?
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This isn't right.
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This isn't how it was at all.
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I remember that night so vividly.
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Monty, time to go on stage.
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Yes, Mama.
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Your little butterscotch
drop won't let you down.
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Aw, who's candy?
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You's candy.
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Oh, I'm gonna lick you,
my sweet little lolly.
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Who likes Mommy's licks?
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Monty likes Mommy's licks.
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Lickity, lickity, lick.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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Oh. Oh, ho, ho.
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But the butterscotch soon
turned to bitter squelch.
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I want everything just
as it was back then.
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The stage filled with children
like those from 1913.
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High-spirited, snaggletoothed,
and willing to work 18 hours a day.
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Attention.
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An old man is prowling the school,
looking for young children.
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Please, perform for him.
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Watch me make this nerd disappear.
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Ta-da!
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Also, haw-haw!
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Excellent villain.
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And my cast is complete.
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I'll just save the list and...
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Samson himself could not
pry open these jaws.
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Can I help you, sir?
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Oh, women aren't meant
for clasp opening.
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Young lady, if there's one thing I know
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about show business, it's that
there are a lot of clipboards.
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How would you like to be
my assistant director?
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Hmm.
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And I'll be perfectly positioned
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to find out exactly what Mr.
Burns is really up to.
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I'm in.
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And if you need another act,
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I also play this.
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There's no room in my show
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for Adolphe Sax's vile-sounding o-phone.
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Do you ever say anything
in a simple way?
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Shut up.
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Well, that was clear.
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Hey, Homer, are you sure we haven't let
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the plant slip with Mr. Burns gone?
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Smitty, as a wise, old man once said,
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"Out with the old...
and in with the brew."
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♪ ♪
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That's enough.
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But I haven't started my act.
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Muntz, what have you got?
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A rabbit in a bag.
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Ooh, a promising magic trick.
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No, it's my lunch.
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Bah! You're all incompetent.
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I won't go through this a second time.
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Second time?
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Is there something
you're not telling us?
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A vast amount.
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And what part of "What I've never
told you" don't you understand?
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♪ ♪
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Mother, what is that
sound they're making?
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Well, it's called laughter.
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You're a laughingstock, Charles.
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Oh, oh, it's awful.
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This show isn't good enough.
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No show could be good enough.
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It's not?
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What are you doing?
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Da-da-do-doo! Getting ready for Monday.
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I'm gonna fill a Super
Soaker full of lemonade,
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Carl's gonna fill one with iced tea,
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and we're gonna Arnold Palmer
Lenny when he walks in.
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Arnold Palmer Lenny.
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You're going to Arnold Palmer Lenny.
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Yeah, you see, Arnold
Palmer was a golfer
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and he made up this drink
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where it's not a full glass of lemonade
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or a full glass of iced tea.
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Instead...
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Homie, I'm worried about all
this silliness at work.
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You're the safety inspector.
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I'm a safety inspector.
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Not the.
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I've never seen another.
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What... wait, one safety inspector?
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For the whole nuclear plant?
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That's insane.
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Put everything in the car
and get out of town.
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I'll find you, if there are still roads!
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Sweetie, sweetie, all you've
got to do is be responsible.
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Your friends consider you the leader
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because you're a little taller.
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Hmm. Wow.
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Wow!
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With above-average height comes
above-average responsibility.
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Marge, thank you for
setting me straight.
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You're welcome.
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Okay, I want to open this show
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with someone being shot into a cannon.
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You're joking, right?
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Well, because, see, that's impossible.
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Gah! Oh.
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Everyone, little miss
nitpick hates the show,
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so I'm shutting it down.
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This was an act.
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Now it's just bullying.
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Thanks a lot, Lisa.
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We were getting out of school for this.
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Well if isn't the little girl
that made a billionaire cry.
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May I please speak with Mr. Burns?
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No, he's very busy.
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Won't you please come
back and do the show?
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Shan't.
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Oh, that bell has quite the recoil.
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Oh, what is bothering him?
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And what were those weird
lines around his eyes?
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I know. It's such a tragedy
on that beautiful face.
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Come here.
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Well, there's only one explanation
for those lines, Lisa.
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He's been watching something
on the Mutoscope.
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So, if I play this,
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I'll know the answer.
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Mm-hmm.
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It, uh, costs a nickel.
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So this is what made Mr.
Burns the monster he is.
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Within days
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half of America was
cranking to my bottom.
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I think you're trying to make up
for what happened to you then
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by putting on a perfect Bowl show now.
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Spare me you
amateur psychology.
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"Ooh, I saw my father decapitated
by a grain harvester
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"and now I can't enjoy wheat. Boohoo."
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Mr. Burns, I want you to
listen to that crowd.
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Do you really want to let those
happy, joyous people win?
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Smithers, locate my dickey.
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We've got a show to do.
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♪ I was gonna clean my room ♪
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♪ Until I got high ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I was gonna get up and find the broom ♪
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♪ But then... ♪
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Springfield Nuclear.
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Yes, yes, sir, I'll alert the workers...
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that the pizzas are here!
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Oh, yeah, here he comes.
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The life of this party!
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Who wants to get back to work?
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What?
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We are a public trust.
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We bring power to people's homes.
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Lightbulbs, toasters, and
that's all I can think of.
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Now let's buckle down!
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Okay, Homer, just let us
get our microwave popcorn
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out of the core.
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You're only supposed to do that
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when we're watching a movie in the core.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Well, that's the easiest time
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anyone's had parking at
the Springfield Bowl.
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Don't you laugh at me!
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Now, enjoy the show.
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God always liked you best.
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No, God loves everyone equally.
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That's wonderful news.
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Enough of your tomfoolery, Todd.
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Let's sing.
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♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪
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♪ Hallelu... ♪
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Say, Sockie, who was that lady
I saw you with last night?
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That was no lady.
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That was your mother.
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Oh, she'll date anyone.
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Why won't she give me a stable home?
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Haw-haw!
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Um, this is just a simple twins trick.
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They pulled the other
twin out of the tank
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behind the curtain.
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Wait, that wasn't part of the show.
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No. No, it's not fair!
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I was good!
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Arnold.
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Palmer!
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Fantastic.
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What a finale, eh, Mr. Burns?
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Childhood trauma cured, huh, huh?
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That wasn't the finale.
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Maestro, "Golden
Slippers," if you please.
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Ooh, boy.
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We can't let him make a
fool of himself again.
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No, no, Mr. Burns needs to do this.
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♪ Oh, dem golden slippers ♪
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♪ Oh, dem gold...
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Ow, the burn. Ooh!
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Mr. Burns can't take the
impact of that many photons.
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Those light-shining fools!
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Ow! Ah!
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Oh, for a murder of crows
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to pluck out mine eyes!
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You.
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This show was your fault.
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Well, you'd better know this, mister.
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This town has my back.
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And... hey.
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Where did they go?
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How did 15,000 people leave so fast?
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Um... hey!
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Want to see me do a cartwheel?
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Always had trouble with those.
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Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
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At my age, I can't stay
anything at anybody.
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Oh, and you know what?
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The laughter in my head is gone.
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Go ahead, blow your German kazoo.
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Yes, sir!
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Smithers, tap my foot for me.
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With impatience.
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00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:17,388
Now, lift my arm so I
can check my watch.
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Oh, you really should start doing
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some of these things yourself.
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♪ ♪
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Dad, why do Simpsons always fail?
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Oh, sweetie pie, it's a terrible
curse that goes back centuries.
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No, no!
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Don't answer that.
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We just need a place
to stay for the night.
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Oh, shouldn't we help them?
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00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,364
Hey, in Zero BC, you
can't trust anybody.
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Curse them, Mary!
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You curse them, my water just broke!
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Please?
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You're telling me that really happened?
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They looked just like us, didn't they?
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Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!
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Shh!