1 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:16,749 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:18,684 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,019 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:23,822 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,224 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,558 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,262 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:33,132 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:37,403 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:46,278 We are back again with the brave Olympic gold medalist 11 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,946 from Denmark, Freja Ollengaurd. 12 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:51,150 Freja, you've talked about being trolled on the Internet 13 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,585 and its consequences. - Yes, Heidi. 14 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:57,256 I believe trolling has a tragic effect on innocent people. 15 00:00:57,258 --> 00:01:00,459 You have been the victim of horrific, degrading attacks 16 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:04,129 spearheaded by a troll called Skankhunt42. 17 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:04,630 Nice. 18 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,465 I've tried to just ignore the trolls, 19 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,735 but that only seems to make them attack me more. 20 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,770 It must be so awful for you to 21 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,139 create a website for women like yourself 22 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,307 who are breast cancer survivors, 23 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,444 and these monsters get on and somehow make light of it, 24 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,046 even going as far as ridiculing mastectomies. 25 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:25,551 Yes, it's very disgusting, but I still try very hard 26 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,120 to believe in the goodness of humanity. 27 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,524 Well, I can tell you that the support for you on our website 28 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,559 has been overwhelming. 29 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,194 We'd like to share some comments we've received, 30 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:38,864 many from doctors who believe your website is saving lives. 31 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,467 The first is a comment from a physician in Spain. 32 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,169 "You go girl. You're doing great things. 33 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,737 Don't let trolling stop you." 34 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:50,042 And that is from Dr. Juerdo Titsgo in Spain. 35 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,478 He shoots, he scores! 36 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,178 And there's this one -- 37 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:56,248 "Believe in yourself and don't listen to the haters. 38 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,015 You're an inspiration." 39 00:01:57,017 --> 00:02:01,653 That's from Hungarian physician Dr. Courtsier Boobsoff. 40 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,723 From the three-point line! 41 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,392 I'm sorry. Am I missing something? 42 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,966 Oh! Police! 43 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:14,466 Yes? 44 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,669 Hello, sir. We're conducting an investigation. 45 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,605 Uh...regarding? 46 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,539 Uh, regarding what? 47 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:23,342 Do you happen to know this child? 48 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,343 Oh. Sure. 49 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,544 That's one of my son's friends. 50 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,647 Well, I'm afraid he's quit Twitter. 51 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,749 Oh. Another one, huh? 52 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,384 Yeah, but this one's different. 53 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,553 The events surrounding his quitting Twitter 54 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:35,320 were very suspicious. 55 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,390 Most people that quit Twitter leave at least three paragraphs 56 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,825 stating that they're quitting Twitter 57 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,126 before they quit Twitter. 58 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,762 This child just stopped using it. 59 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:44,396 Kyle! 60 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,731 We're simply trying to gather information 61 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,467 on whether was a Twitter suicide or Twitter homicide. 62 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:52,137 Kyle, have you seen your friend Eric online? 63 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,739 No. Uh, he quit. 64 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:54,873 Do you happen to know why, son? 65 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,776 He probably got fed up with all the negativity 66 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,511 and decided to end it. I don't know. 67 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,280 Without tweeting a goodbye? 68 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,382 People don't just quit social media. 69 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,918 They post long, drawn-out messages on social media 70 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,353 explaining why they're leaving social media. 71 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,522 Look, officers, why don't you just 72 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,491 go ask him why he quit Twitter? 73 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,093 At where, sir? 74 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:18,630 At where? 75 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,967 Okay, that was the cops. The cops were here. 76 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:22,601 Cops? For what? 77 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,836 You know for what! You know what we did to Cartman! 78 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,139 -We did what we had to do. -But we were wrong! 79 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:29,975 It's not the police we have to worry about. 80 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,577 It's Eric. 81 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,277 He's gonna get us. 82 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:35,380 Fellas, we all just have to stay cool, okay? 83 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,749 It doesn't matter. He's coming. 84 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,319 He's gonna get us. 85 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,433 Stan. 86 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,236 You can't just stay in your room all day. 87 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,204 What happened, Dad? 88 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,440 Everything's upside-down. 89 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:05,911 Everyone's taking sides and splitting into groups. 90 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,513 Everything sucks. 91 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,950 Yeah, everything sucks. 92 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,619 Everyone's divided. 93 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,487 Nobody's getting along. 94 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,689 And there's people like your mother 95 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,858 who are thinking about voting for a douche 96 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,460 'cause she doesn't have a brain! 97 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,061 Go to hell, Randy! 98 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,764 I don't know what's wrong with people in this town. 99 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,033 More and more are agreeing with your mother. 100 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,936 I tried getting on community message boards 101 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:31,970 and swaying people's minds, 102 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,841 but it always ends up with some asshole talking about vaginas 103 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,577 and photoshopping a dick in my mouth. 104 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,812 That's where we're at today. 105 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,116 Everything sucks. 106 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,952 Here's everything to prepare you for the debates, ma'am. 107 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,255 Just try and stay focused no matter what your opponent says. 108 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,123 Don't let him rattle you. 109 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:54,126 He's gonna do whatever he can to try and mess with your head. 110 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:54,926 Don't buy into it. 111 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,628 Whatever he says, just respond with 112 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,232 "My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted." 113 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:03,068 Got it. 114 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,638 Decision 2016 -- 115 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,709 the first presidential debate with moderator Lester Holt. 116 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,511 Okay, let's get right into it. 117 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,446 Our first question is for you, sir. 118 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,149 How will you deal with ground troops in Syria? 119 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,852 Everyone, I need to just speak from the heart here. 120 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:24,156 Uh, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 121 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,824 I've got to come clean. 122 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,126 I-I had no idea I would get this far, 123 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:32,197 but the fact of the matter is, I should not be president. 124 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,701 Okay? I will fuck this country up beyond repair. 125 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,203 I am a sick, angry little man. 126 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:42,240 Please, if you care at all about the future of our country, 127 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,208 vote for her, okay? 128 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,677 She's the one who at least has some experience. 129 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,779 She's -- She's not as bad as you think. 130 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,280 I promise. 131 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:52,851 And unlike me, she's actually capable of running this country. 132 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,455 My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted. 133 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,789 -No! -Oh, my God. 134 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,157 She is such a turd sandwich. 135 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:02,060 What he is saying is simply not true. 136 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,595 Do not believe it. 137 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,331 I am giving you this, lady! 138 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,999 I am giving you this! 139 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,468 What the fuck are you doing? 140 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,837 Okay, look. Look. Just vote for her. 141 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,205 She -- She knows politics. 142 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,806 She really wants to put this country first. 143 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,242 -My opponent is a liar -- -Would you just please shut up? 144 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,912 -And he cannot be -- -Get out of your own way! 145 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,881 Cannot be trusted. 146 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,517 Okay, okay. Look. 147 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,952 She doesn't mean what she's saying. 148 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,720 She just doesn't know how to take this 149 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,189 because it's very weird and her advisors probably -- 150 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,426 My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted. 151 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,460 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 152 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,429 Why the fuck did it have to be her? 153 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,231 I am so fucked. 154 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,634 All right, boys. I've had just about enough of playing games. 155 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:45,203 The four of you were good friends with Eric Cartman, 156 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:49,174 and yet none of you seem to know why he left social media. 157 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,977 Nobody's got anything to say? 158 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,912 Well, I have a theory. 159 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,113 I think that Eric Cartman 160 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,717 was somehow forced to leave social media as a retaliation 161 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,752 for Heidi Turner quitting social media! 162 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,387 Now, because of the actions 163 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:06,358 of one sexist, bigoted, racist troll... 164 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:06,792 Aah! 165 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,627 ...we have a gender war on our hands. 166 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,328 Make no mistake, gentlemen. 167 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,564 Our community is under attack. 168 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:15,267 And if we don't get to the bottom of it, 169 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,869 there's gonna be more students like Eric Cartman 170 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:18,670 wandering the hallways 171 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:22,174 with no connection to the rest of the world. 172 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:33,151 Eric. 173 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,623 Heidi? 174 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,225 Heidi Turner? 175 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,260 Come with me. 176 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,629 Where? 177 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,338 Join us. Here. 178 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,473 The park? 179 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,041 I know how you feel, Eric. 180 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,977 I know how hard it is when school gets out. 181 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,679 With no phone. 182 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,615 No human contact. 183 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:07,452 I m-miss my stuff! 184 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:11,423 Come on. There are others like us here. 185 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,260 Look at them, Martha. 186 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,561 Do you see them? 187 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,462 What are they? 188 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,231 Lost souls who have quit Twitter. 189 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:22,968 Damned to just wander the earth and hang out and stuff. 190 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:27,005 They seem so lonely. 191 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:32,177 Okay. 192 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:36,715 What the fuck is wrong with you people?! 193 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,918 I just saw a new poll that says more and more of you 194 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,988 are thinking about voting for that douche! 195 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,122 Some of us are. 196 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,391 A lot of people like what he has to say, all right? 197 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,094 You're telling me that after that debate, 198 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,396 you still want to vote for that guy? 199 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,864 More than ever. 200 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,298 Yep. 201 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,601 Did you see the same debates I saw? 202 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:57,869 Don't you get it, Randy? 203 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,239 There's people in this country who are sick and tired. 204 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,308 Tired of hearing all the rhetoric. 205 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:07,546 Tired of Washington failing us while they pat their own backs. 206 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:11,416 Finally, someone comes along who says what he feels. 207 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,251 That's why people like him. 208 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,486 Because, say what you want, 209 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:18,590 at least he doesn't sound like another politician. 210 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,128 America, please listen to me. 211 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,897 I have no idea how to be president. 212 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,499 I am a complete jackass 213 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,834 and I have made a giant mistake here. 214 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,071 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 215 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,439 Why are you clapping? 216 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,509 I am not a good person for the White House. 217 00:09:37,511 --> 00:09:39,711 I am not a good person period! 218 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:43,882 Finally, someone who doesn't talk like a politician! 219 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,750 I am peeing my pants 220 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,153 at the thought of being president, okay? 221 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,922 No, shut up! Listen to me! 222 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,592 You don't want a guy like me in the White House! 223 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:56,628 You don't even want to know the shit I've done. 224 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,195 Whoo-hoo! 225 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:01,232 I have scissored with another woman when I had a sex change! 226 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:04,469 - He's so honest! 227 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,337 No, no! 228 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:08,139 I'm not the guy you want going to Russia 229 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,774 to negotiate with Putin! 230 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,643 I'll probably end up getting drunk 231 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,178 and trying to suck his dick! 232 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,750 Oh, geez! 233 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,358 Ike, got a minute? 234 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,693 Let's talk, buddy. 235 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,429 You know, the school really wants us to 236 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,965 keep talking to our kids about trolling on the Internet 237 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:34,966 and how serious it is. 238 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,968 I guess the troll from the school message boards 239 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,038 is now harassing a famous Olympic athlete from Denmark. 240 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,340 Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? 241 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,476 Yeah, well, she kind of called him out 242 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,212 and said he could never get her to quit social media, 243 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,581 and you know, you might say she's asking for it. 244 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,284 But, uh, now this troll is being copied by other trolls 245 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,487 who are all dog-piling to see if they can get her to quit, 246 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,857 and, well, God only knows what they're gonna do tonight. 247 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,225 Well, see ya, pal. 248 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,427 You be sure to let your mom know we talked more about 249 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,297 the horrific consequences of trolling. 250 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,477 I want to tell you that I'm sorry. 251 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,579 For what? 252 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,014 When women first started getting trolled 253 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:27,218 on the school message boards, I was sure it was you. 254 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,753 I was wrong. 255 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,689 You weren't the only one. 256 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,224 I guess I didn't deserve a second chance. 257 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,460 I really tried to make changes. 258 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,163 I really tried to become a better person. 259 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,699 To show that I was trying to listen. 260 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,100 So, when you held the assembly 261 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,335 that women were just as funny as men, 262 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,105 you -- you weren't being sarcastic? 263 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,141 Women are funny, Heidi. 264 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,943 Get over it. 265 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,979 Every time Amy Schumer talks about her vagina, 266 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,848 I lose my fucking mind. 267 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,851 Do you miss your friends? 268 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,753 I don't have any friends. 269 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,389 I don't know if I ever did. 270 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,592 You do now. 271 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,196 Cool. 272 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,232 Hello, Florida. 273 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,366 Please put your hands together 274 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:19,904 and welcome the next President of the United States! 275 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,283 I hate all of you so much. 276 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,351 Yeah! 277 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,953 I seriously hold so much contempt 278 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,822 for each and every one of you pieces of shit. 279 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,159 If you vote me in as president, 280 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,963 I'll seriously throw up and have lost all faith in humanity. 281 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,800 I agree! 282 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,870 I don't want to be here. 283 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:55,073 Please just let me go. 284 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,308 I don't know what I'm doing. 285 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,711 I don't know anything. 286 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,713 I'm scared. 287 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:05,383 I'm completely clueless how to proceed. 288 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,152 I just...spew bullshit 289 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,754 and cry myself to sleep at night. 290 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,689 Stop thinking that I'm anything more 291 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,926 than a douche in over his head. 292 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,596 For fuck's sake, please. 293 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,667 Shit, I'm starting to really like this guy. 294 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,872 And after stating that he was not fit to be president, 295 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,607 Secretary Clinton responded with 296 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:33,144 "My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted." 297 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,280 I am so confused. 298 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,214 In other news tonight, 299 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,982 Danish gold medalist Freja Ollengaurd 300 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,386 is the apparent victim of extreme trolling once again. 301 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,321 Oh, hey. Could you turn that up? 302 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,323 The athlete from Denmark has been the target 303 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,591 of relentless online attacks 304 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,727 that began with the troll Skankhunt42. 305 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,696 Last night, the trolling took a vicious turn 306 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:55,333 when Freja Ollengaurd finally succumbed to the pressure 307 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,601 and committed suicide. 308 00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,905 Paul, Danish women's volleyball champion Freja Ollengaurd 309 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:01,773 has been pronounced dead 310 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,508 outside her apartment in Copenhagen. 311 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,476 The four-time gold medal winner took her own life 312 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,314 after jumping 17 floors from the balcony of her building. 313 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:15,720 Freja Ollengaurd, dead at the age of 38. 314 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,258 Oh, my God. 315 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,259 Oh, shit. 316 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,428 Oh, shit! Oh, my God! 317 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,931 Oh, God! Oh, noooo! 318 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,437 I was wrong, Stephen. I'm voting for your guy. 319 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,371 What? 320 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,340 It's just -- I see what you mean. 321 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,075 He talks like an ordinary person. 322 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,745 And he has a lot of the same emotions I do, you know? 323 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,947 He's got my vote. 324 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,983 Are you out of your fucking mind? 325 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:45,516 What?! 326 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,285 You want to vote for that douche?! 327 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,486 He'll ruin this country. 328 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,989 You were just voting for him yesterday! 329 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,724 Yeah, but not anymore. 330 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,058 What happened? 331 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:54,692 I don't know. 332 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,995 What the hell is wrong with people?! 333 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,064 You don't just flip back and forth like that! 334 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,700 You just did. 335 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,168 I did. 336 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,804 What's going on, Stephen? 337 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,941 Why does everything suck this hard? 338 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,842 I don't know. 339 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,278 Nobody knows what to think anymore. 340 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,746 But how did we get here -- 341 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,849 completely confused and with shit for choices? 342 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:21,619 It's like -- It's like there are other forces at work. 343 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,789 I'm just tired of thinking about it. 344 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,960 Come on. Let's relax and have some memberberry pie. 345 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,829 Memberberry pie? 346 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,732 Okay. I love memberberries. 347 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,568 -Member Tatooine? -Member the torture droid? 348 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,504 -I member! -Ay, member "Goonies"? 349 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,973 -I loved "Goonies"! -Member Chunk? 350 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,075 -Member? -Member the trash compactor? 351 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,777 Oh, the trash compactor! 352 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,379 Wait a minute. 353 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,131 Citizens of Denmark, 354 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,233 we are under attack. 355 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,503 As our ancestors did in days long ago, 356 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,106 we must rise to defend our families. 357 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,876 A troll has come into our village 358 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,814 and taken from us a beloved princess. 359 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,450 He then returned to his secret hiding place, 360 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,918 crawled back to his little cave, 361 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,488 thinking the Danes would simply cry and run. 362 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,389 No. 363 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,124 What this troll doesn't realize 364 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,327 is that we have been planning our own attack. 365 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,363 I am announcing here and to the world 366 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,899 that a plan to destroy the troll is underway. 367 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:42,533 For in Denmark, 368 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,470 there is one thing we have known for centuries -- 369 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:49,240 to get a troll to come out of hiding, 370 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,045 you must say its name. 371 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:05,173 Hey. 372 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,808 Hey. 373 00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:10,112 I was thinking again... 374 00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:12,514 about how women are just as funny as men. 375 00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:16,418 And then I realized that the only way to really be sure 376 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:19,488 is to see if African-Americans think they're funny. 377 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:21,657 Why is that? 378 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:25,093 Because black laughs matter. 379 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,229 Is that a joke? 380 00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:29,231 Yes, it is. 381 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,899 I don't get it. 382 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:33,702 Yes, you do. 383 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,673 Heidi, does it ever get any easier, 384 00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:39,341 living in this world? 385 00:17:39,343 --> 00:17:41,677 The hardest part is not having any followers. 386 00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:44,780 I used to go places just to show them where I was. 387 00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:47,316 You want to go somewhere? 388 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,618 I'll follow you. 389 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:02,931 Mornin'. How can I help ya? 390 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:06,168 Yeah, I had some questions about, uh, memberberries. 391 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:10,205 Yeah. Everyone wants memberberries these days. 392 00:18:10,207 --> 00:18:11,973 Right over here. 393 00:18:11,975 --> 00:18:13,742 Don't know what makes them so popular. 394 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:17,546 I've had to get rid of all my pumpkins, my onions, my peppers 395 00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:20,615 just to make room for more memberberries. 396 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:28,490 Oh, my God. There's this many? 397 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,619 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 398 00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,521 Protocol zero. No evidence. 399 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:02,357 Clear history, e-mails, delete, delete, delete, delete. 400 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,526 Erase, erase, trash, trash. 401 00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:41,496 I saw Nancy Morris today. 402 00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,665 She has a different hair color. Again. 403 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,034 I swear she doesn't think anyone even notices. 404 00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:48,236 Her natural hair color must be clear. 405 00:19:48,238 --> 00:19:50,372 Our computer's broke. 406 00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,406 What? 407 00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,774 It broke, and I had to throw it away. 408 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,643 I thought if a computer isn't working, 409 00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:55,510 you try and get it fixed. 410 00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,179 No, now you just throw it away. 411 00:19:57,181 --> 00:19:58,447 You had all my recipes 412 00:19:58,449 --> 00:20:00,582 on that FileMaker program on your computer. 413 00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,150 I'll get us a new computer tomorrow. 414 00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:04,119 Then I can see if we can pull your recipes up 415 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,254 from Ike's computer, and that way they -- 416 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:08,190 Ike's computer! 417 00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:09,658 Shit! 418 00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:11,693 Move, move, move! 419 00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:13,228 My computer is off the network, 420 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,564 and -- and this computer didn't mirror that computer. 421 00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,365 But they did have the same Time Machine schedule, 422 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,401 so then would any of my files be accessible? 423 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:21,937 No, because they didn't know each other's IP addresses. 424 00:20:21,939 --> 00:20:23,605 What if you can access my e-mail account 425 00:20:23,607 --> 00:20:24,639 from this computer through iCloud? 426 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,275 If I go to iCloud, my e-mails are deleted. Good. 427 00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:29,377 Except there's a new e-mail. That shouldn't have come in. 428 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,481 Why would an e-mail to me have come in if I deleted everything? 429 00:20:33,684 --> 00:20:35,817 "I know who you are." 430 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,387 You? 431 00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:42,724 Do you know who I am? 432 00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:45,660 Do you know who I am, Ike?! 433 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,761 No. 434 00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:49,397 But I want to, Dad. 435 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:50,632 Not like that, smartass! 436 00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:53,235 Delete. Delete the account, not the e-mails. 437 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:56,338 "Meet me under the Freemont Bridge, 438 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,206 9:00 a.m. tomorrow." 439 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,243 Oh, God. 440 00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:08,216 You dip your French fries in a sweet-and-sour sauce? 441 00:21:08,218 --> 00:21:11,620 Yeah, it's the best, dude. Try it. 442 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,489 Wow. That's really good. 443 00:21:14,491 --> 00:21:18,727 I'm starting to feel like life isn't gonna be so bad. 444 00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:20,161 Yeah. 445 00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:22,097 I think I am, too. 446 00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:24,733 Heidi, can I ask you something? 447 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:26,401 Yeah, of course. 448 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:27,335 Do girls... 449 00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:29,671 not have balls? 450 00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:32,607 Girls do not have balls. No. 451 00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,144 So, when a girl goes to scratch her balls, 452 00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:38,413 how does that work? 453 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:43,184 I just don't understand what's at the bottom of a vagina. 454 00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:48,323 Do you want me to show you? 455 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,326 Holy shit. 456 00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:56,731 Okay, okay, look. 457 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,400 She doesn't mean what she's saying. 458 00:21:58,402 --> 00:21:59,935 She just doesn't know how to take this 459 00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:02,370 because it's very weird and her advisors probably -- 460 00:22:02,372 --> 00:22:05,907 My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted. 461 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:06,875 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 462 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:08,743 Why the fuck did it have to be her? 463 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:08,776 I am so fucked.