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All right, my nigs.
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It's time to get
our game face on.
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We got to go
hard in the paint.
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Straight to the hole.
And remember,
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whoever gets the most digits
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at the end of the day
wins.
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Let the Hoe-lympics begin.
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[music]
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What's up, girl?
You can call me Fannie Mae,
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'cause I'ma take a loan out
on that ass.
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Uh, that's your game?
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You need to take out a loan
and buy yourself a chest.
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Your nipples are touching.
[laughing]
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What up, mamacita?
You want to see my El Chapo?
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Hey, you're pretty cute
for a white boy.
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White boy?
I'm light-skinded.
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[laughs]
[blows raspberry]
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You know that ratchet-ass
Negro over there?
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I don't know
that sugar baby over there.
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Hey, Milk, check this out, man.
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- "She just gave me some "head."
- Mm-mm. [laughs]
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Hey, you giving the game
a black eye, Jamal.
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[slurping]
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I can't believe
we ain't get no play.
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All these bitches
be stuck up and shit.
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[plays toy whistle]
[lively music]
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♪ Hello, hello ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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I'm not giving up.
I'ma go holler at Cindy right quick.
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[music]
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- What up, girl?
- What are those?!
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[crowd laughs]
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Come on, snap!
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New booty's got them
old Starburys on now!
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I'm posting this shit.
[laughs]
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[cell phone dings]
Ah, I got them.
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[phones chiming]
[crowd laughs]
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[theme song plays]
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1x03 - Come Out to Play
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Damn, homey, Randy
put you on blast all over Vine.
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- Let them busters talk.
- Aye, yo, fuck this, man.
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It's time for
a sneaker-vention, my dude.
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Your stank shoe game
is messing with our reps.
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Yeah, even "Free Lunch" Leroy
is clowning you,
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and he wears cleats to school.
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Ya'll trippin'.
My Starburys is vintage.
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Popeye Jones rocked these.
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A'ight, that's it.
Show him, Jamal.
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Cindy retweeted
Randy's video, my nig.
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- And she also left a comment.
- Damn, a smiley face with tears?
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That's messed up.
Maybe it is time for a change.
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Announcer: This year's
NAACP Image Awards
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are brought to you by:
Shackles Footwear.
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[man singing blues]
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I gots it.
I gots it!
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[music intensifies]
[whiplash]
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[yelling]
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Shackles.
They're off the chain.
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All: Oh, shit!
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That's it, my nigs.
That's how I'ma get
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my street credit back.
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I got to cop me some Shackles.
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Uh-oh, Malik's coming. We
haven't made no money all day.
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He's going to be mad, homes.
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Ah, what a wonderful day
to be black,
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my brown and yellow brothers.
Now what them pockets do?
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Sorry, it's a little slow out here.
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All we got is Chiclets
and a nug of sativa.
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You know what?
Don't even trip.
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Just charge it to the game.
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Seriously?
You okay with Chicwits?
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- Did you take nap?
- Well, if you're gonna pry,
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I have a play date tonight.
Her name is Ebony.
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I met her on
blackpowerplanet.org.
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Ugh, girls' booties got cooties.
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[laughs]
Nah, Rodrigo, this one's cool.
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She's very respected in the
activist community.
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Check out her page.
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Ooh, that's a powerful
black fist, my man.
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Take her to Chuck E. Cheese.
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My cousin, Little Spider,
he does security there.
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Nah, man. We're going to a Black
Panther Party party tonight.
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That reminds me,
I got to go to the dry cleaners
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and pick up my suit.
Peace out, Cub Scouts.
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All right, Grover,
I got you all set up.
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Shackles is already in the cart.
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As soon as 10:00 a.m. hits,
they yours.
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All you got to do is put in
Milk's credit card number.
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6234-1234-3859.
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Your tab's getting
mad fat, homey.
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Last week I had to get
a water heater for your family.
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Man, you know I got
you when I go league.
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They going on sale in
three, two, one.
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[clicks] [buzzer]
Shit, they sold out.
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I got this. Let's go to that
Black search engine, YooHoo.
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That's where I get all my
flavored sunflower seeds.
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[drawn out] Shiiiit.
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No luck, my dude.
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Where did people buy kicks
before the internet?
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What's Gucci, my zebra?
Let me get a pair
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of your finest Shackles.
Size 10, please.
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[laughs]
Hey, Larry, get a load of this.
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This kid thinks
he's gonna get Shackles.
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Kid, you got a better chance
getting laid in this uniform.
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[chuckles]
I gets pussy.
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Stall me out. You ain't
gotta come at me like that.
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Hold up...
now I know where I know you from.
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You're that stanky Starbury kid
from the Gram.
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Selfie!
[camera snaps]
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This is some bullshit. I ain't
gonna keep getting played.
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Don't trip, homey.
It'll blow over.
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But enough about foreign
policy. Mr. President,
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more importantly,
what did you think
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of that video of the kid
with the Starburys?
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Well, I-I just have
one question for him,
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and that's, uh,
what are those?!
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[crowd laughs]
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I got to get those Shackles, bruh.
You gotta have a hook up.
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Please, my high school rep
depends on it.
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Sorry, kid. Your best bet is to
find someone grimy who has a plug.
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Get off the couch, you
stupid, lazy, small-dick loser.
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You wanna stop smoking that
dirt weed with seeds in it?
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It's easy. If I was you,
I would kill myself.
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Fuck you.
College.
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[inhales]
That's real talk, though.
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What up, 'Trel?
I need your help.
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Nigga, I told you, I ain't yo daddy,
and yo daddy ain't my daddy.
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Stop telling me that.
Look, I need you to help me
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- cop some Shackles. You got any plugs?
- Oh, little bro want
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to step his
sneaker game up, huh?
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I got the hook up,
but it's gonna cost you.
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- $10.
- Oh, come on 'Trel.
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You gonna
shake down your own brother?
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It's just two Lincolns, nigga.
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- Damn!
- All right, fine. Break bread, Milk.
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Broke ass nig. [slap]
Ah!
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Here's a spot
in East Chamberlain.
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- Just ask for Pook Pook.
- Thanks, 'Trel.
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Yo, if we leave now, we can get
back in time for the game tonight.
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Yo, you know it get real on
the East Side after dark.
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Don't end up a hashtag.
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I can't wait to see
the look on Randy's face
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when I pull up to the game
in my Shackles.
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- Coach might even put me in.
- Yeah, my dude.
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You're going to be
looking fresher than one of
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Russell Westbrook's man purses.
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Man, ya'll need to be worried
about getting shanked.
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East Chamberlain ain't no joke.
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Stop being a little biznitch, Jamal.
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Besides, we on Martin Luther
King boulevard,
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so you know we safe.
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This is East Chamberlain?
Man, they got palm trees,
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real banks,
and not a crackhead in sight.
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Hey I can see myself
paying child support
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to a breezy
that live over here.
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All right, remember kids,
last bus is at 7:00.
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[hip-hop beat]
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[music]
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What the hell is this?
I thought I was
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the only one
getting the hook up.
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It's only a few hours till tipoff,
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and you know I need to get
my pregame meal.
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Don't trip.
I bet the line will move fast.
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[ominous music]
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- Aye, who got next?
- 'Bout time. Ya'll stay here.
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Hey, these dudes
look harder than my dick
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after watching
that Caitlyn Jenner show.
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- Now, that's a MILF.
- Man, they seem a'ight.
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Peep game. Yo, I'm Jamal,
and this is my boy, Milk.
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We from Chamberlain Heights.
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- I like your J's.
- Bitch, you don't know me.
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Fuck you
and fuck my shoes.
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Yo, I copped the last pair.
Legend!
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- Aw. [growling]
- Oh, shit.
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[alarm buzzes]
[bars rattling]
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- [panting] Hold up!
- Ay, come on, homey!
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- Oh, shit, that's the last one.
- I'm Gubering.
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Location:
East 101 Chamberlain Heights.
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[drawn out] Shiiiit.
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Aw, damn.
We on our own.
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Well, I think we got
bigger problems... look!
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Bring ya'll little asses over here.
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Let's cut through that alley.
[all panting]
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[text tone]
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[romantic music]
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All right, Huey, wish me luck.
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They coming, hide!
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Aye, big caa.
I'm a killer and all,
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but I don't mess
with dead people.
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I think they're gone.
Let's bounce.
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Aye, get your hand
outta my crack, Jamal.
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You getting close
to my chili ring.
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- That's not my hand.
- It's not mine, either.
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[yelling] My bad, that is my hand.
I'm just scared, my nigs.
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Fuck this.
Milk, call your mom.
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- I ain't got no bars.
- Shit, me neither.
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How we gonna get all the way
back to CH before the game?
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Ooh, I know how
to get to the subway.
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Follow me, my nigs.
[howling]
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- I think we lost them.
- I'm not letting any
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punk asses from Chamberlain
Heights get away.
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Put the word out, those Shackles
don't leave East Chaim.
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Well, all right, now.
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The Thugs just put out
a proclamation.
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Those Shackles
don't leave East Chaim.
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So if you three squares
from Chamberlain Heights
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are listening,
you better watch your back,
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'cause you're bound
to get jacked.
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- Man, this street looks grimy.
- Oh, shit, a dead prostitute.
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Damn, she look kinda smashable.
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I wonder if that plumbing still work.
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[laughing]
Yeah, these motherfuckers
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- is dry and riedel.
- Shalom, bitch.
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Oh, shit, we just
rolled up on a set.
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Yo, this is Shalom Avenue
Rydaz territory, partna!
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Yeah, l'chaim motherfucker!
Challah at ya boy.
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I'm a step-Jew.
Lemme handle this.
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Look, homey, we didn't mean
to roll up like this.
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We just tryin' to get back
to Chamberlain Heights.
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Chamberlain Heights, huh?
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You know you gotta pay
a little street tax, right?
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Come on, man.
How you finna play me like that?
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I'm part of the tribe, too.
You know that Holocaust thing?
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I believe that shit
could really happen.
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Aye, yo, get the Shackles.
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[both grunting]
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- Aye, man.
- Aye, why don't y'all do something
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before the Inglourious
Basterds smoke us.
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Not so fast.
[gasping]
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- All: Whoa!
- What are you doing?
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Aye, back away, homey,
or it's "Sorry Ms. Jackson."
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Aye, come on, man.
That's one of them new 20s.
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Yo, cool down, he's barely had
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00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,300
- a chance to live.
- Don't do anything stupid.
235
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:57,504
- Let's talk about this.
- Grab the Shacks.
236
00:09:57,506 --> 00:09:59,907
Mazel teezy, my neezies.
237
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:00,725
[all panting]
238
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,477
- Oh, boy, okay.
- Uh, this is not worth it.
239
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:06,680
[lively music]
240
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,955
[bluesy trumpet]
241
00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:17,124
Ah, my Nubian princess.
242
00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:22,165
- Hey, you must be Ebony.
- No, Ebony is over there.
243
00:10:23,232 --> 00:10:26,099
Malik?
As-salaam alaikum, my brother.
244
00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:28,569
- Ebony?
- My government name is Lindsey.
245
00:10:28,571 --> 00:10:31,672
Is that bean pie for me?
It's beautiful.
246
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,074
Yeah, you... you ever
have one of these?
247
00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:35,342
Had 'em?
I love 'em!
248
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,045
Wow, you're even more handsome
than I imagined, Malik.
249
00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:40,247
- And I know what you're thinking.
- You do?
250
00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:42,549
Yeah, I'm pretty small for an activist.
251
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,652
Believe me, this petite frame
can take a Taser.
252
00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:47,354
Oh yeah, peep this.
I got this one
253
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,890
at a Black Lives Matter rally,
back when it was cool.
254
00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:52,459
That's nothing.
I got this at Ferguson.
255
00:10:52,461 --> 00:10:56,797
Rubber bullet, 12 gauge.
Go ahead, touch it.
256
00:10:56,799 --> 00:10:57,864
You like that, huh?
257
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,867
[bluesy music and singing]
I love that.
258
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,537
Um, can I get you another
Black Power-Ade?
259
00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,505
I would love one.
260
00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:09,643
How you going to bring
a blue-eyed devil to the party?
261
00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:12,045
- Race traitor.
- I wonder if brothers know I'm gay.
262
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:15,682
Hey, I got to step over to the
bathroom... I'll be white back.
263
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:18,218
I mean, right black.
I mean, sit tight.
264
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,187
Think, Malik.
Think, think, think.
265
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:23,056
You need somebody who's had
experience with girls.
266
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:23,824
[water sloshing]
267
00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:26,827
[cell phone rings] Malik?
Why you interrupting my spa time?
268
00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:29,296
Hey, I'm on a play date with
this girl I met on the internet.
269
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:31,031
- You fuck yet?
- I'm eight.
270
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,567
Aw, man I thought you said
you was on a date.
271
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,202
Man, will you shut up and listen?
272
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:37,904
I really, really like this girl.
But there's just one problem.
273
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,106
[whispering] She's white.
274
00:11:39,108 --> 00:11:40,507
Oh, I get it.
You've been popping
275
00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:42,909
all that black shit,
and now you don't want niggas
276
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,312
in the 'hood
to see you with that yakub.
277
00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:46,613
Yeah, Negro.
What do I do?
278
00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:47,949
Aye, yo, tell you what.
279
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,484
Yo take that pink toe
to the white part of town.
280
00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,252
Ain't nobody going to see you
if you go West.
281
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:56,523
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'ma marinate in this Jacuzzi.
282
00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:59,026
[sighs]
[water bubbles]
283
00:11:59,694 --> 00:12:01,161
Go, White girl.
[music plays]
284
00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:03,163
Go, White girl.
Go, White girl.
285
00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:04,631
Go, White girl.
286
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,301
- We here.
- Jamal, where the hell
287
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:08,969
- is the subway?
- Right there.
288
00:12:08,971 --> 00:12:12,272
I'm thinking
Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
289
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,226
with some SunChips on the side.
What about you?
290
00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:17,411
Your chunky ass was
talking about getting food?
291
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:19,313
How the hell
is this going to help us?
292
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:20,280
[munching]
293
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,449
[sighs]
Damn you was right, my dude.
294
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,291
- I do feel better.
- This Spicy Italian is on point.
295
00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:28,889
I told you, my nigs.
I'm going back for a warm cookie.
296
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:30,657
Ha ha, well, well, well.
297
00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:33,327
The Shalom Avenue Rydaz
got gassed again.
298
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:35,696
But there is still time.
'Cause my favorite
299
00:12:35,698 --> 00:12:38,198
sandwich artist, Tina,
just dropped that dime
300
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,100
that they're making their way
up Elm Street.
301
00:12:40,102 --> 00:12:41,819
You might have won that round,
302
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,404
but they're on your heels.
But you know the deal.
303
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:46,740
And shit is about to get real,
and those fools kill.
304
00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:49,176
And speaking of kill,
I need a killer deal
305
00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:50,510
on some Daytons for my Regal.
306
00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:52,979
Why do we have to leave?
I was having fun.
307
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,948
If you've been to one
Black Panther Party party,
308
00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:55,882
you've been to them all.
309
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,218
Besides, you know a brother
like to be spontaneous.
310
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:02,022
Ooh, spontaneous.
Nat Turner was spontaneous.
311
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:03,090
[sighs]
312
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:05,759
[panting]
Damn, I'm lethargic.
313
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:09,196
Man, ain't nobody got time
for Latin. Bring yo ass.
314
00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:12,099
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
315
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,410
Finally, some
East Chain freak-a-leaks.
316
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:18,004
Damn, she got big titties
just like your mom, Milk.
317
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,006
- Ah! [slap]
- Hey, boys, you look lost.
318
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,376
- Do you need some help?
- Yeah, we're trying to get
319
00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:23,577
back to Chamberlain Heights.
320
00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:25,445
We're the star players
of the basketball team.
321
00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:27,547
- We Legends, baby.
- Aye, we need to bounce.
322
00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:30,751
- Our game starts in a hour.
- Really, I was just about
323
00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:33,187
to head over there.
My name is Ellen, um...
324
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,289
I can give you guys a ride. I just
have to take a hot shower first.
325
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:40,561
My boobs are really dirty.
You want to come in?
326
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,796
[hip-hop music]
327
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:46,600
These are some of my friends.
This is Tegan and that's Sarah.
328
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:49,403
Oh, my God.
Hey, what's in the bag, cutie?
329
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:51,505
Oh, these?
I just copped the new Shackles.
330
00:13:51,507 --> 00:13:55,093
Wow, lucky boy.
You can't find those anywhere.
331
00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:59,045
Mmm, there's nothing hotter
than a guy who spends
332
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,515
more money on shoes than I do.
333
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,983
Do you guys like older women?
334
00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,852
Hell, yeah... high school girls
are so inexperienced.
335
00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:07,220
I ain't been able to find a breezy
336
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,722
who can take
the whole nine yet.
337
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,056
All right,
well why don't you guys
338
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,358
make yourselves
more comfortable?
339
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,760
We're going to go
prepare our vaginas.
340
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:17,764
Then we'll get this party started.
[mellow music plays]
341
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:21,535
Looks like these freaks wanna smash.
Good thing I brought these.
342
00:14:21,537 --> 00:14:23,387
Aye, yo, I call dibs on Ellen.
343
00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:26,239
- I think we had a connection.
- Nah, homey, she mine.
344
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,948
- You can have sloppies. [music]
- Man, I always get sloppies.
345
00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:30,911
'Cause you a sloppy dude.
That's what you deserve.
346
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,345
You see when I came
in the door she was
347
00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:33,747
- breaking her neck at me.
- She breaking it
348
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,515
- looking at me, homey.
- Oh, come on, dude.
349
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:39,453
The WNBA doesn't have any...
fans.
350
00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:43,623
[thud] Oh, shit.
We gotta get out of here.
351
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,828
So, you the punk asses who scored
the last pair of Shackles, huh?
352
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,362
I need those for my collection.
353
00:14:49,364 --> 00:14:50,831
Who the hell is you supposed to be?
354
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,833
That's my girlfriend,
Big-Knee Grinder.
355
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:56,102
You think you can just roll up
on our set like this?
356
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,838
Hold up, y'all in the game?
357
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,006
LSB.
L Street Bleeders.
358
00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:02,776
We rule this hood with an iron dildo.
359
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:03,944
Now hand the Shacks over.
360
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,847
Hey, look, there's a sale
at Home Depot.
361
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,048
Huh? Where?
362
00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,773
[intense music]
Get them niggas!
363
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:16,356
[exciting music]
364
00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:18,158
[engine revs]
365
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,460
[clattering]
366
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:25,131
Legends, come out to plaa-aay.
367
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:29,402
Legends, come out to plaaa-aay!
368
00:15:29,404 --> 00:15:33,473
All right, my dudes.
We have to be very, very quiet.
369
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,407
Not even a...
[fart]
370
00:15:34,409 --> 00:15:36,443
[brakes screech]
Ew, did one of y'all queef?
371
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:38,912
[sniffs]
Is that Sweet Onion Teriyaki?
372
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:39,980
[sniffs]
And a warm cookie?
373
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,616
- He's over here.
- Oh, shit, here she comes.
374
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:43,984
Let's bounce.
375
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:47,587
[music]
[all grunting]
376
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,123
- Got ya!
- Grover, Milk, come on, man!
377
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:54,127
- Help me!
- Get... the... Shackles.
378
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,034
Don't let them take me, my nigs!
379
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:03,403
Oh, shit!
What do I do?
380
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:08,324
- I'm sure Jamal's fine.
- Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
381
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:13,930
Wow, check out that sweet
mid-range jump shot.
382
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:18,134
Beautiful bounce pass.
Layup.
383
00:16:18,136 --> 00:16:20,804
Layup. Layup...
384
00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:25,041
[helicopter whirring] Oh, shit.
Is that what I think it is?
385
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:26,576
Aye, that better not be a mirage.
386
00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:29,379
- It's a bitch ass hipster.
- Hell yeah.
387
00:16:29,381 --> 00:16:31,294
That's what
I'm talking about, broski.
388
00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:33,016
- That mean we out the hood.
- I've never been happier
389
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,351
to see a guy in tight
pants and a mustache.
390
00:16:35,353 --> 00:16:36,519
- Aw, yeah.
- Whoo, we back
391
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:37,987
- in Chamberlain, homey.
- I can't believe
392
00:16:37,989 --> 00:16:39,455
you took me to
a Wes Anderson movie.
393
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,764
I love Wes Anderson movies.
394
00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:42,725
Really? You slept
through the whole thing.
395
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:45,128
- I thought you would enjoy it.
- Why? I was busy
396
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,062
watching "Django" on my iPhone.
397
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:48,898
Can we do something fun, now?
Something with some action?
398
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,900
There's a lot of action
on this side of town.
399
00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:53,503
- We can find something to get into.
- That's what's up.
400
00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:57,674
[chains rattling]
How they feel, my dude?
401
00:16:57,942 --> 00:17:00,398
[sniffs] Whoever said,
"Money can't buy happiness,"
402
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:01,978
ain't never had a pair
of Shackles on they feet.
403
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,714
Let's see Randy's bitch ass
clown on these.
404
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,851
Yo, there go one time.
Let's see if we can get a ride.
405
00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:09,744
Maybe we can still make the game.
[siren wails]
406
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,688
- Hey, you kids okay?
- Thank God, Officer.
407
00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:14,224
Can you give us
a ride back to CH?
408
00:17:14,226 --> 00:17:15,391
Our basketball game's starting.
409
00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:17,060
What are you guys doing in
East Chamberlain?
410
00:17:17,062 --> 00:17:18,661
We went there to get
these new sneakers.
411
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,264
We've been running from bangers
trying to jack us all night.
412
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:24,133
Well, I'm glad you're all right.
Hey, are those Shackles?
413
00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:26,402
Those look like a size 10, son.
414
00:17:26,404 --> 00:17:29,038
- I wear a 10.
- Oh, shit.
415
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,975
Well, the L Street Bleeders
muffed it again.
416
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,677
But for our three little warriors,
that wasn't the end.
417
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,847
They juked and they jived
like brave little nigs.
418
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,350
But you can't escape
the worst gang of them all,
419
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:44,320
those Goddamn dirty ass
motherfuckin' pigs.
420
00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,623
- How about this?
- Are you serious?
421
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,425
- Hockey, Malik?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
422
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,160
We'll take two tickets
for the game, please.
423
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,196
There's no hockey tonight.
It's the grand opening
424
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,899
of "Kendrick Lamar Presents:
Boyz n the Hood on Ice"
425
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:58,568
- Oh, now this we can do!
- Wait, is that
426
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,336
Grover's little brother over there?
427
00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:02,038
And with a white girl, too, though?
428
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,642
Aye, somebody call up CNN
and tell them we got a jumper.
429
00:18:05,644 --> 00:18:07,477
[laughter]
430
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:09,946
It's getting late.
Um, let... let's call it a night.
431
00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:12,081
All right, enough.
What the fuck
432
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,117
- is wrong with you, nigga?
- Wha?
433
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,220
You took me away from
the Black Panther Party party
434
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,821
to go to the whitest part of town
435
00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:20,657
to see a sorry-ass
Wes Anderson movie.
436
00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:23,541
And then you try to sell me
on a hockey game?
437
00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:26,296
But hold up, though.
Did you just call me a "nigga"?
438
00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:27,263
You know what?
I'm sorry.
439
00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,564
I was expecting to meet Malcolm X,
440
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,833
and I got "Malcolm in the Middle."
441
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:32,802
- Ouch.
- Look, Malik, you're just not
442
00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:35,138
the guy I fell in love with
on the internet yesterday.
443
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,607
- We're just two different people.
- How are we different?
444
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:41,411
- We like all the same things.
- No, we don't.
445
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:46,049
Good-bye. I hope you find
your blackness, Malik. [mwah]
446
00:18:47,017 --> 00:18:53,289
[frustrated grumbling]
447
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,624
[thud]
[audience laughter]
448
00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:01,097
[panting]
Man, coach is going to kill us.
449
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,832
Sorry we missed the game, Coach.
450
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,067
We have a good excuse, I swear.
451
00:19:04,069 --> 00:19:06,769
You motherfuckers was gone?
Shit, I ain't even noticed.
452
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,772
Oh, shit, is that Jamal?
What's he doing in the game?
453
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,808
'Cause it's a blowout, motherfuckers.
454
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,776
Somebody's gotta collect
the garbage time,
455
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,878
so the players that do matter
don't get hurt,
456
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,080
you dumb motherfuckers.
457
00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:18,548
Okay, now... now that
"dumb motherfucker"
458
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:19,716
might have been unnecessary.
459
00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:23,152
Damn, when did fat boy
get his fundamentals down?
460
00:19:23,154 --> 00:19:25,955
Layup.
Oh, shit, I scored.
461
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,458
I have statistics!
[buzzer]
462
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,460
Jamal, how the hell
did you get here?
463
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,528
My boo, Big-Knee,
gave me a ride.
464
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,896
Her cousin play
on the other team,
465
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,332
and, you know, she
helped me step my game up
466
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:38,901
with some sweet WNBA skills.
467
00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:40,203
Aye, those girls got balls.
468
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:43,139
Good job, Jamal.
Your first points of the year.
469
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,107
I'm so proud of you.
470
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:47,343
I almost had a pair of
Shackles today, Cindy.
471
00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:49,912
Oh, okay, uh, I'll just
tell you about it later.
472
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,482
I'm a legend, my nigs.
473
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:57,573
Hey, how did your play
date with Ebony go?
474
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,208
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Uh, sound like
475
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,944
- no love connection, esé.
- Do you want me to bully her
476
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,746
on Facebook until she kill herself?
477
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:06,916
Nah, let her live.
Love is a complicated thing.
478
00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:07,717
Both: Yeah.
479
00:20:07,719 --> 00:20:09,085
Anyway, now back to this money.
480
00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:10,886
All these sad white people
out here, and all y'all got
481
00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:11,954
is Chiclets in your pockets?
482
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:15,758
Man, y'all better get to stepping
and go get my paper.
483
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:19,962
Shiiiit.
[beeps]
484
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:21,597
[sighs]
485
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:24,600
What's up, my nig? Sorry
about ditching you tonight.
486
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,868
You wanna
get down on some grub?
487
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,354
Nah, sorry, homies.
488
00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:30,773
I already made plans
with my new friends.
489
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:32,575
Yeah, we going out for Mexican.
490
00:20:32,577 --> 00:20:37,446
For some reason,
they really love fish tacos.
491
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,348
[engine revs]
[tires screech]
492
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,084
Damn, today was a big ass
dookie burger with cheese.
493
00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:44,920
Yeah, I don't think going
after these kicks was worth it.
494
00:20:44,922 --> 00:20:48,057
I guess it doesn't pay to be a slave
to the shoe game.
495
00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:51,260
I'm just glad this night
is finally over.
496
00:20:51,262 --> 00:20:52,395
[laughs]
497
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:54,864
What are those?!
498
00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:58,067
[mellow R&B music]
499
00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:01,771
sync & correction by f1nc0
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500
00:21:03,524 --> 00:21:05,425
I gots it.
I gots it!
501
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:08,561
[soul music]
502
00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:14,600
[crowd yelling]
503
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:18,103
Shackles!
They're off the chain!