1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,965 ♪ Da, da, da ♪ 2 00:00:01,745 --> 00:00:03,612 Nicole Byer, Stackwell Management, 3 00:00:03,614 --> 00:00:05,515 reading for Restless Leg Sufferer. 4 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:06,882 Whenever you're ready. 5 00:00:06,884 --> 00:00:09,253 Now I only have to take one pill instead of three. 6 00:00:09,255 --> 00:00:10,986 That was good. 7 00:00:10,988 --> 00:00:15,858 But... do you think you could try it sassier? 8 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:16,925 Sassier? 9 00:00:16,927 --> 00:00:20,564 Yeah, you know... urban. 10 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:22,965 I... I don't know if I'm following. 11 00:00:22,967 --> 00:00:26,602 Okay, um... I'm just gonna say it. 12 00:00:26,604 --> 00:00:27,703 Blacker. 13 00:00:27,705 --> 00:00:29,571 I want it blacker. 14 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:30,806 Do you understand what I'm saying? 15 00:00:30,808 --> 00:00:32,141 Uh, I think so. 16 00:00:32,143 --> 00:00:33,608 Okay, good, from the top. 17 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:35,044 Okay. 18 00:00:35,046 --> 00:00:36,013 Now I only gotta take 19 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:38,114 one pill instead of three. 20 00:00:38,116 --> 00:00:38,949 Good. 21 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,016 A little blacker. 22 00:00:41,018 --> 00:00:44,587 Daaamn, one pill's gonna do me, not three. 23 00:00:44,589 --> 00:00:45,721 Church lady black. 24 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:48,958 Oooh, child, oooh, yes, Lord, Jesus, 25 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,428 I only gotta take one pill, not three no more. 26 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:53,596 Oprah black. 27 00:00:53,598 --> 00:00:54,997 You get a pill! You get a pill! 28 00:00:54,999 --> 00:00:57,068 You get a pill-l-l-l-l! 29 00:01:01,038 --> 00:01:02,705 Thank you. We'll be in touch. 30 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,507 Ooh, okay. Well, ha-ha, 31 00:01:05,509 --> 00:01:07,911 I hope you call me on my phone. 32 00:01:07,913 --> 00:01:09,313 That was snapping black. 33 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:10,646 I... I gotcha. 34 00:01:10,648 --> 00:01:14,450 Oooh, baby, I'm gonna get in my car and zoom-zoom home. 35 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:16,986 That was a mix of a Mazda commercial and Monique. 36 00:01:16,988 --> 00:01:19,188 I've very black. 37 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:23,225 Synced and corrected by MasterCookie - www.addi7ed.com - 38 00:01:24,762 --> 00:01:27,763 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪♪ 39 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:32,301 Oh God, who the hell's calling me at... oooh... 10 a.m...? 40 00:01:32,303 --> 00:01:34,137 Uhhh. 41 00:01:34,139 --> 00:01:36,271 Uh, hi, Avi, is that you? 42 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:38,206 How's my favorite client? 43 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,741 Am I really your favorite client? 44 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:40,742 Sure. 45 00:01:40,744 --> 00:01:42,111 Anyway, I have good news. 46 00:01:42,113 --> 00:01:44,313 I booked that restless leg thing. 47 00:01:44,315 --> 00:01:46,783 No, Jenny Stein got that one. 48 00:01:46,785 --> 00:01:50,953 You booked a national commercial for Swedish Slumber Pillows. 49 00:01:50,955 --> 00:01:53,155 Yes! I'm going to Sweden! 50 00:01:53,157 --> 00:01:54,991 No, they're shooting it on a soundstage. 51 00:01:54,993 --> 00:01:58,126 Yes, I'm going to a soundstage. 52 00:01:58,128 --> 00:02:00,130 I just wanted to give you a heads up about the director. 53 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:01,964 Her name's Nora McNab. 54 00:02:01,966 --> 00:02:03,300 She's great. 55 00:02:03,302 --> 00:02:05,468 She's done a bunch of commercials, a few features. 56 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:06,202 You're gonna love her. 57 00:02:06,204 --> 00:02:07,470 There's just a few things. 58 00:02:07,472 --> 00:02:08,505 Ooh, what things? 59 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,606 Nothing huge. 60 00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:10,606 Just follow her rules. 61 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,707 She's big-time. 62 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:13,010 She directed "Resurrection Day." 63 00:02:13,012 --> 00:02:14,643 I love that movie. 64 00:02:14,645 --> 00:02:16,546 Liam Neeson's all like, "What it's gonna take 65 00:02:16,548 --> 00:02:19,016 for you understand that my daughter belongs to me?" 66 00:02:19,018 --> 00:02:20,517 And then he jumps out of that window to save her 67 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:21,784 when she falls out of that helicopter. 68 00:02:21,786 --> 00:02:24,219 Uh, classic Liam Neeson. 69 00:02:24,221 --> 00:02:26,822 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:26,824 --> 00:02:29,392 So, yeah, just follow her orders, 71 00:02:29,394 --> 00:02:31,794 and you'll be $6,000 richer in four days. 72 00:02:31,796 --> 00:02:33,063 Six thousand dollars! 73 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,030 Oh my God, oh my God! 74 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:37,267 What do rich people do with $6,000? 75 00:02:37,269 --> 00:02:38,068 Save it. 76 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,302 I'm gonna buy shoes! 77 00:02:39,304 --> 00:02:41,536 Okay, but after taxes and my commission, 78 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:42,905 it's really not $6,000. 79 00:02:42,907 --> 00:02:44,473 Lots of 'em. 80 00:02:45,943 --> 00:02:47,376 I'm an actress. 81 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,447 ♪ 82 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,951 Ooh, thank you. 83 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:56,920 Is this for free? 84 00:02:56,922 --> 00:02:58,389 Yes. 85 00:03:00,626 --> 00:03:01,925 Excuse me. 86 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:03,159 What is this? 87 00:03:03,161 --> 00:03:04,695 Uh, it's a call sheet. 88 00:03:04,697 --> 00:03:06,195 And that is? 89 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,964 It's a sheet of paper that lists everyone's names, jobs, 90 00:03:08,966 --> 00:03:09,965 what we're shooting today. 91 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,833 Okay. 92 00:03:11,835 --> 00:03:14,737 Let me guess, you're Mohammed? 93 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,874 No, he's our key grip. 94 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:19,075 I'm Danny. 95 00:03:19,077 --> 00:03:21,945 See, I'm right here under boom operator. 96 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:22,945 Ah. 97 00:03:22,947 --> 00:03:25,081 What is a boom operator? 98 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,617 I hold the microphone while we shoot. 99 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:28,951 I knew that. 100 00:03:28,953 --> 00:03:30,519 I didn't think you worked in explosives. 101 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:33,221 I mean, that would be... that would be crazy. 102 00:03:33,223 --> 00:03:35,092 Um, I don't see my name on here. 103 00:03:35,094 --> 00:03:36,526 - You're Nicole, right? - Mm-hmm. 104 00:03:36,528 --> 00:03:38,261 So you have your own little section 105 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:40,529 right here under talent. 106 00:03:40,531 --> 00:03:41,564 I'll see you on set. 107 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:43,065 Yeah, okay. 108 00:03:43,067 --> 00:03:45,134 Oh my God, every single person here 109 00:03:45,136 --> 00:03:47,604 knows I am talented. 110 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:50,874 Is that Nicole Byer? 111 00:03:50,876 --> 00:03:52,175 Nora McNab, director. 112 00:03:52,177 --> 00:03:53,276 Glad to have you. 113 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:54,444 I'm so happy to be... 114 00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:55,677 This is gonna be a fun four days. 115 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:57,279 - Mm-hmm. - Have some melon. 116 00:03:57,281 --> 00:03:58,613 It's fantastic, good for the eyelashes. 117 00:03:58,615 --> 00:03:59,915 Okay. 118 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,751 Did you know 400 people auditioned for this commercial? 119 00:04:01,753 --> 00:04:02,751 Oh, really? 120 00:04:02,753 --> 00:04:03,719 Welcome to the majors. 121 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,021 Thank you. 122 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,655 Now, hair and makeup is outside in that trailer. 123 00:04:06,657 --> 00:04:08,023 Meet you in 20 on the set. 124 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:09,492 Okay. Twenty. 125 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,627 Oh. 126 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:15,263 Uh. Uh. 127 00:04:15,265 --> 00:04:17,400 Oh, I hate it. Uh. 128 00:04:17,402 --> 00:04:19,035 ♪ 129 00:04:19,037 --> 00:04:20,603 On your mark. 130 00:04:20,605 --> 00:04:22,571 ♪ 131 00:04:22,573 --> 00:04:25,742 When you lay your head down on a Swedish Slumber Pillow, 132 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:29,112 you can count on a visit from me! 133 00:04:29,114 --> 00:04:30,379 And cut! 134 00:04:30,381 --> 00:04:32,182 That's a wrap on day one. 135 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,182 Big hand for Nicole, everybody! 136 00:04:34,184 --> 00:04:36,718 Ooh, stop! 137 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,020 Stop it. 138 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:39,355 Also, is someone recording this? 139 00:04:39,357 --> 00:04:41,324 If so, can you please send it to me? 140 00:04:41,326 --> 00:04:42,492 You crushed it today. 141 00:04:42,494 --> 00:04:43,992 Oh, really? 142 00:04:43,994 --> 00:04:45,494 How many actresses have you worked with? 143 00:04:45,496 --> 00:04:47,663 Probably like a couple of hundred. 144 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:49,198 Oooh, am I the best? 145 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,566 Uh, top five, for sure. 146 00:04:50,568 --> 00:04:52,268 But like top of the five, right? 147 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:54,203 Yeah, but you're gonna have to tell Demi Lovato 148 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:55,371 she's number two. 149 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:57,040 I don't know who that is. 150 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,340 Mm. 151 00:04:58,342 --> 00:05:00,442 Wait until I leave to read this. 152 00:05:00,444 --> 00:05:01,877 Also, don't read it out loud. 153 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:03,946 It's very sexual in nature. 154 00:05:03,948 --> 00:05:06,117 Bye. 155 00:05:08,186 --> 00:05:10,987 "Dear Danny, I know we've only just met. 156 00:05:10,989 --> 00:05:12,487 "But I could feel a strong connection 157 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:15,458 "growing between us... as two people who work together, 158 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,128 "but also in a sexual nature. 159 00:05:20,331 --> 00:05:22,131 "Since you pointed out my name on the call sheet, 160 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:24,600 "mm, I can't stop thinking about you. 161 00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:26,936 "And how when we were shooting, people would yell at you, 162 00:05:26,938 --> 00:05:28,504 "'Boom in the frame!' 163 00:05:28,506 --> 00:05:31,006 "Because I want you to get your boom in my frame. 164 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:32,475 "Okay, so if you feel the same way, 165 00:05:32,477 --> 00:05:34,244 "check the box below that says I like you 166 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:35,812 "and return it to me tomorrow, or just talk to me. 167 00:05:35,814 --> 00:05:36,812 "Whatever's easier. 168 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,480 Sincerely, Nicole." 169 00:05:42,686 --> 00:05:43,987 Crazy. 170 00:05:43,989 --> 00:05:45,187 Hi, hi, hi. 171 00:05:45,189 --> 00:05:46,723 Hey, how was your first day? 172 00:05:46,725 --> 00:05:48,924 Ooh, so good. 173 00:05:48,926 --> 00:05:50,526 Devin, I talked to the director. 174 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:51,961 And she said I can't have an assistant, 175 00:05:51,963 --> 00:05:53,862 even if he works for free. 176 00:05:53,864 --> 00:05:56,031 But I'm not gonna give up. 177 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,466 I made a very valuable discovery. 178 00:05:57,468 --> 00:05:58,567 I think you should have a seat. 179 00:05:58,569 --> 00:05:59,667 Okay. Well, let me get some wine. 180 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:00,739 Nope. 181 00:06:02,172 --> 00:06:03,341 But let me get a glass. 182 00:06:04,809 --> 00:06:05,908 Okay. 183 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,511 So, I was doing my normal Internet perusing, 184 00:06:08,513 --> 00:06:11,013 pipping to that site, popping to this site. 185 00:06:11,015 --> 00:06:12,949 And I pipped across this. 186 00:06:12,951 --> 00:06:14,783 What? Bone Bus? 187 00:06:14,785 --> 00:06:16,052 You just discovered that? 188 00:06:16,054 --> 00:06:17,888 No, I've known about Bone Bus since I was 13, okay? 189 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:19,122 It's Raymond. 190 00:06:19,124 --> 00:06:21,090 Raymond as in Veronica's boyfriend Raymond. 191 00:06:21,092 --> 00:06:23,225 I know who Raymond is! 192 00:06:23,227 --> 00:06:24,727 Oh my God, who's the girl? 193 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:25,595 Becca Boston. 194 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:27,095 - No way. Mm-hmm. 195 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:28,430 That must have been before the implants. 196 00:06:28,432 --> 00:06:29,865 Yeah, They're so, so small. 197 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:30,900 They're very small. 198 00:06:30,902 --> 00:06:32,167 I feel like mine are bigger than hers. 199 00:06:32,169 --> 00:06:33,302 Yeah, yours are definitely bigger than hers. 200 00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:34,571 What about mine? 201 00:06:34,573 --> 00:06:35,872 - Definitely bigger. - Mm-hmm. 202 00:06:35,874 --> 00:06:36,905 Definitely bigger. 203 00:06:36,907 --> 00:06:38,206 Anyways, I've been dying to watch this. 204 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,975 - Shall we get to business? - Yes. 205 00:06:39,977 --> 00:06:41,679 ♪ 206 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:49,751 That was... 207 00:06:49,753 --> 00:06:51,487 Let us never speak of this again. 208 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:53,288 Oh. 209 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,189 Where are you going? 210 00:06:54,191 --> 00:06:55,324 I gotta tell Veronica. 211 00:06:55,326 --> 00:06:57,026 She's gotta know. 212 00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:58,259 It's too much to text. 213 00:06:58,261 --> 00:06:59,961 Wait... 214 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:01,730 would you take a picture of her face when you tell her? 215 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:02,932 Maybe. 216 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:06,035 Don't drink my wine. 217 00:07:12,443 --> 00:07:13,776 Uh, I was dead asleep. 218 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:14,843 I'm sorry. 219 00:07:14,845 --> 00:07:16,045 This is just too important. 220 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:17,946 Where's your laptop? 221 00:07:17,948 --> 00:07:20,249 What's going on? 222 00:07:20,251 --> 00:07:22,151 Raymond is in a porn. 223 00:07:22,153 --> 00:07:23,653 Raymond is not in a porn. 224 00:07:23,655 --> 00:07:24,756 Check it out. 225 00:07:27,424 --> 00:07:29,090 Oh my God, that's him. 226 00:07:29,092 --> 00:07:30,360 Yeah, it sure is. 227 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:31,994 - I can't watch this. - Yeah, but... 228 00:07:31,996 --> 00:07:33,362 No, I said I'm not watching it. 229 00:07:33,364 --> 00:07:34,230 Are you okay? 230 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:35,264 Yeah. 231 00:07:35,266 --> 00:07:36,965 Uh, can we just drop this? 232 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,266 Let's just not talk about this. 233 00:07:38,268 --> 00:07:39,382 - But I know... - Look, Nicole, 234 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,436 I'm trying to be the cool girlfriend 235 00:07:40,438 --> 00:07:41,704 who doesn't care about his past, okay? 236 00:07:41,706 --> 00:07:42,937 I haven't asked about his ex-girlfriends 237 00:07:42,939 --> 00:07:44,107 or when he lost his virginity, 238 00:07:44,109 --> 00:07:45,275 because I'm cool with that stuff. 239 00:07:45,277 --> 00:07:47,244 - Are you? - I'm cool! 240 00:07:47,246 --> 00:07:48,744 With everything! 241 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:51,081 Besides, we all do dumb things when we're younger. 242 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,314 Oooh, yeah. 243 00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:54,050 Like when you hooked up with that guy Aaron. 244 00:07:54,052 --> 00:07:57,787 When he [bleep], he was just like, "Ooooooh, booooy!" 245 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,422 Yeah, that was a stupid thing that I did. 246 00:08:00,424 --> 00:08:01,990 That's a stupid thing that Raymond did. 247 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:03,259 Doesn't change who he is now. 248 00:08:03,261 --> 00:08:05,261 Listen, I just think you need to see the end of it. 249 00:08:05,263 --> 00:08:07,864 No, Nicole, please don't bring this up again. 250 00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:09,631 I'm just gonna leave you my password 251 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,403 just in case you change your mind. 252 00:08:16,874 --> 00:08:18,708 Veronica! 253 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:21,977 You can use that password for all of the porn on that site. 254 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,882 ♪ 255 00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:27,583 Action. 256 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:28,883 Six years of research 257 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:31,352 went in this Swedish Slumber System Pillow. 258 00:08:31,354 --> 00:08:32,521 So you can go to sleep knowing 259 00:08:32,523 --> 00:08:34,323 you're not laying your head on a pillow, 260 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:36,795 you're laying it on science. 261 00:08:50,675 --> 00:08:52,141 And cut! 262 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:54,944 Sorry for the waiting. 263 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:56,444 That's just a little prank I like to pull 264 00:08:56,446 --> 00:08:58,079 on the last shot of the day. 265 00:08:59,383 --> 00:09:01,184 That's hilarious. You're hilarious. 266 00:09:01,186 --> 00:09:02,986 Uuuh, this is hilarious. 267 00:09:03,988 --> 00:09:05,155 That's a wrap, everybody! 268 00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:07,025 ♪ 269 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:10,059 - Hey. - Hey. 270 00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:11,794 So, I read your letter. 271 00:09:11,796 --> 00:09:13,362 And? 272 00:09:13,364 --> 00:09:16,232 You made a lot of assumptions about my penis. 273 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,300 How far off was I? 274 00:09:18,302 --> 00:09:20,069 - There. - Oh, yes! 275 00:09:20,071 --> 00:09:21,603 I told you I was talented. 276 00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:22,771 You wanna get a drink? 277 00:09:22,773 --> 00:09:23,839 Yes. But first, 278 00:09:23,841 --> 00:09:25,842 I have to make a dainty number one. 279 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:27,309 I'll be right back. 280 00:09:27,311 --> 00:09:28,676 I'll be waiting. 281 00:09:28,678 --> 00:09:30,982 - And I'll be thinking of you. - Ooh. 282 00:09:34,719 --> 00:09:36,752 Danny, your father's in town, 283 00:09:36,754 --> 00:09:38,354 and he wants to take you to brunch at Shutters. 284 00:09:38,356 --> 00:09:39,454 I'm busy, mom. 285 00:09:39,456 --> 00:09:40,457 With what? 286 00:09:40,459 --> 00:09:41,790 I'm just busy. 287 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,859 He's here like three times a year. 288 00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:45,861 Uhhhh, fine! 289 00:09:45,863 --> 00:09:47,930 Thank you. 290 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,000 Love you, too. 291 00:09:54,739 --> 00:09:56,738 I thought of a drinking game. 292 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,775 Every time you buy me a shot, I drink it. 293 00:09:59,911 --> 00:10:00,912 ♪ 294 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:05,240 You know you're a natural in front of the camera? 295 00:10:05,242 --> 00:10:07,509 Tell me more about how I'm a good actress. 296 00:10:08,545 --> 00:10:11,447 Ooh, hey, can you bring us six shots 297 00:10:11,449 --> 00:10:15,118 of your finest, cheapest vodka, please? 298 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,453 That sounds great, but I have to drive home. 299 00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:19,388 Why? 300 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,124 I live around the corner. 301 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:24,159 Do you not get what I'm putting down? 302 00:10:24,161 --> 00:10:26,261 Come here. 303 00:10:26,263 --> 00:10:28,097 Ooooh! That was nice. 304 00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:29,298 It was fun. 305 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:30,634 Oooh, I like that. Okay. 306 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:39,307 Oh no, there's a red thing on your balls. 307 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:40,743 It's just an ingrown hair. 308 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,711 I shave 'em, so it happens all the time. 309 00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:44,046 It looks like a herpe. 310 00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:45,648 No, it's not. 311 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,182 Ehhhhhh. 312 00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:49,085 Ah, herpes is clusters. 313 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:51,220 That's just one little bump. 314 00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:52,855 So, can we get back to it? 315 00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:53,956 Duh. 316 00:10:55,126 --> 00:10:56,726 ♪ 317 00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:58,326 Uh, you learn 318 00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,399 something new every day. 319 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,301 So then the IT guy, the one with all the tattoos, 320 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:08,703 he just came and told me to restart my computer. 321 00:11:08,705 --> 00:11:12,542 And then he just looks at me like I'm some little, tiny baby. 322 00:11:12,544 --> 00:11:16,778 Oh no, uh, I forgot it's Tuesday. 323 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,846 Alfie's is closed. 324 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:21,683 All right, hey, well, I went to George's Taco a while back, 325 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:23,886 it was pretty good. 326 00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:25,254 - Veronica? - What? 327 00:11:25,256 --> 00:11:26,422 Do you wanna go to George's Taco? 328 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,024 I went a while ago, it was pretty good. 329 00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:29,392 You went and you didn't tell me? 330 00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:30,793 It was before we started going out. 331 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,094 Yeah, but why wouldn't you tell me? 332 00:11:32,096 --> 00:11:33,495 Did you not think I'd be cool with it? 333 00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:35,030 Do you ever see me as someone who's not cool with that? 334 00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,333 No. 335 00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:40,001 Oooh, George's is fine. 336 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,870 I'm just stressed from work. 337 00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:42,871 Oh, okay. 338 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:43,938 Hey, don't apologize. 339 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,341 I should have told you. 340 00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:46,575 The walk there should be plenty time of time 341 00:11:46,577 --> 00:11:49,144 to cover every place I've eaten since 2004. 342 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,214 ♪ 343 00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:52,715 Hi, hi, hi! 344 00:11:52,717 --> 00:11:54,250 Oh, hi, Lester. 345 00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:56,686 I brought you half of a banana. 346 00:11:56,688 --> 00:11:58,553 - Where's the other half? - Inside of me. 347 00:11:58,555 --> 00:12:00,389 Damn, girl, you're nasty. 348 00:12:00,391 --> 00:12:01,756 No, no, I mean, I just ate it. 349 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,793 Oh, boy. 350 00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:05,394 Oooh. 351 00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:07,028 Hi, Gladys. Good morning. 352 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,030 Everything looks delicious. 353 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,870 Oh, good morning, Nora. 354 00:12:13,872 --> 00:12:15,171 Shall we go have a chat? 355 00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:17,340 ♪ 356 00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:18,407 I would have never slept with him 357 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:19,807 if you told me he was your son. 358 00:12:19,809 --> 00:12:21,711 This isn't about him being my son. 359 00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:23,812 I accept my son as a sexual being. 360 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,947 I accept my son as a sexual being. 361 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:28,149 I accept my son... it's unprofessional behavior 362 00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:29,250 on the job. 363 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:30,852 It sets a bad example for the crew. 364 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,388 I completely understand. 365 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:34,256 I was working at this warehouse this one time, 366 00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:35,923 and everyone was like banging everyone. 367 00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:37,893 It was such an unprofessional environment. 368 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,430 We got like no work done. 369 00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:42,398 I'm truly very sorry. 370 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,200 I accept your apology. 371 00:12:44,202 --> 00:12:46,134 But I only give warnings once. Okay. 372 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,469 - Is that clear? - Very clear. 373 00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:48,703 - So we're clear? - Crystal clear. 374 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,105 - Clear? - Clearer than water. 375 00:12:50,107 --> 00:12:51,273 Thank you. 376 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,511 I won't bang him again. 377 00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:55,977 Hey, why aren't you ready? 378 00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,212 The movie starts in half an hour. 379 00:12:57,214 --> 00:12:58,715 I don't feel good. 380 00:12:58,717 --> 00:12:59,982 My head hurts. 381 00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:02,317 Oh, you want me to get you an ice pack for your head? 382 00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:03,519 Okay, that's it. 383 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,053 I am done pretending to be cool about this. 384 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:07,425 How could you not tell me that you're in a porno? 385 00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:11,760 So it really was you? 386 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,428 Yeah, oh God. 387 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,696 This is so humiliating. 388 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,065 You think it's humiliating? 389 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:18,433 How do you think I felt when Nicole showed me the video? 390 00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:19,634 Nicole showed it to you? 391 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,372 Yeah, who else is gonna show me bus porno? 392 00:13:23,107 --> 00:13:24,273 Why would you ever do that? 393 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,109 I don't know. I was young, I was drunk. 394 00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:27,309 It was spring break. 395 00:13:27,311 --> 00:13:28,878 I'd just from this free Hoobastank concert. 396 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,912 Hoobastank? 397 00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:32,350 Oh my God, it just keeps getting worse. 398 00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:36,519 Can you just go? 399 00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:37,720 We need to talk about it. 400 00:13:37,722 --> 00:13:38,756 Just go. 401 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,826 Is it okay if I still go see the movie? 402 00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:44,826 I'm gonna go home, 403 00:13:44,828 --> 00:13:47,029 and I'm gonna think about what I've done. 404 00:13:47,031 --> 00:13:48,163 Hoobastank? 405 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:50,569 ♪ 406 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:00,543 Hey. 407 00:14:00,545 --> 00:14:01,409 You're not supposed to be here. 408 00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:02,845 I'm not? 409 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,078 Ooh damn! 410 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,948 That's like 16 bucks a bottle. 411 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:06,815 You want some? 412 00:14:06,817 --> 00:14:09,217 Uh, this is a bad idea, but yes. 413 00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:10,120 One drink. 414 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,558 And just to be clear, we are not having sex. 415 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,092 No problem. 416 00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:20,195 Oooh! 417 00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:22,063 Fancy vodka. 418 00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:23,231 I'll have one, please. 419 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,332 No, back to your room. 420 00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:25,267 I'm dealing with adult stuff here. 421 00:14:25,269 --> 00:14:27,235 - Sorry. - Okay? 422 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:28,439 Cheers. 423 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:32,475 Mm. 424 00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,076 Oooh, that is smooth. 425 00:14:35,246 --> 00:14:36,677 No! God no! 426 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,514 This commercial is important to me. 427 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:39,715 I don't wanna blow it. 428 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,351 Come on, she can't tell us what to do. 429 00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:43,820 Ah! Knock it off! 430 00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:47,522 Oh my God! 431 00:14:47,524 --> 00:14:50,125 I...I... I can help you help, no? 432 00:14:50,127 --> 00:14:51,128 You just gonna leave? 433 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,598 Hey, don't take the vodka. 434 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,604 Okay. 435 00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:04,038 Talent got me here, Gladys. 436 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,274 Being professional's gonna keep me here. 437 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:09,678 Are there any more breakfast burritos? 438 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,114 Oh, Gladys, you're not gonna make it. 439 00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,682 Nicole. 440 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:15,918 You boned my boy... again. 441 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,188 ♪ 442 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,425 ♪ 443 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:23,754 Excuse you! 444 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,788 I got fired. 445 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,857 Me, too. Sorry. 446 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,324 Why'd you tell your mom that I banged you again? 447 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:29,391 I was mad at you. 448 00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:30,861 Ooh, you were mad at me 449 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,530 because I wouldn't sleep with you again? 450 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,796 Very, very cute. 451 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:34,997 If you had just waited two more days, 452 00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:36,699 I would have banged you to the moon and back. 453 00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,367 Okay, all right. 454 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,103 You know what? Screw it. 455 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,038 I wanted to get fired. Why? 456 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,807 Because I needed a way out. 457 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,842 My mom wants me to follow in her footsteps. 458 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,544 I tried to quit like a bunch of times, 459 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,645 and she wouldn't let me. 460 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,146 Okay, so you used me to get fired? 461 00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:52,149 Yeah. 462 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:53,796 I just wanna be a chef. 463 00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:55,132 What? 464 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:56,633 I wanna open a restaurant that's like an artisanal take 465 00:15:56,635 --> 00:15:57,901 on snack foods. 466 00:15:57,903 --> 00:15:59,503 German pretzels, Canadian potato chips, 467 00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:00,870 Japanese octopus balls. 468 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:04,508 So you risked my career for octopus balls? 469 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,642 I gotta follow my dream. 470 00:16:05,644 --> 00:16:07,076 Hey, [bleep] you, I'm gonna tell your mom. 471 00:16:07,078 --> 00:16:08,112 Go ahead. 472 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:09,513 It's my word versus yours. And I'm her son. 473 00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:11,415 Okay, both of you, time to go. 474 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,084 But Lester, you're my friend. 475 00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:15,152 Please, Nicole, don't make this harder than it already is. 476 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:18,089 But we shared a banana yesterday, Lester. 477 00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:24,728 Hey. 478 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:25,862 You should have brought cookies. 479 00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:27,333 Well, this is all I got now. 480 00:16:30,269 --> 00:16:32,502 - So we're cool? - No. 481 00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:33,670 It's just really hard to know 482 00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:37,041 that there's this video of you having sex. 483 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,709 Wait. You haven't watched it, have you? 484 00:16:38,711 --> 00:16:39,877 I didn't have to watch it. 485 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,445 Okay, sit down. We're gonna watch it now. 486 00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:43,113 - No. - Just trust me, okay? 487 00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:44,013 I don't wanna do this. 488 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:44,980 Come on. 489 00:16:44,982 --> 00:16:47,117 Please. 490 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:55,958 What are you doing? 491 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,630 Nicole wrote her password on one of these pieces of paper. 492 00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:01,264 It's "dicks." Capital D? 493 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:02,198 All caps. 494 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,333 She screams it. 495 00:17:03,335 --> 00:17:05,636 ♪ 496 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:07,737 All right, here we go. 497 00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,138 - I need some tea. - No. 498 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,275 This won't take long. 499 00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:15,178 Look how hot she is, bro. 500 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,515 Mm, yeah, man, she's... she's very pretty. 501 00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,518 I wanna see what he's working with. 502 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,586 Whoa, whoa, hey, now, come on. 503 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:23,820 - Come on, come on. - I won't bite. 504 00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:26,157 I know, but I think I just wanna get off. 505 00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:29,092 Me, too. Come on. 506 00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:30,394 Yeah, Raymond, she's hot for you. 507 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:31,364 Ugh. 508 00:17:34,234 --> 00:17:36,667 Uh, uh, you know, I think you're a nice lady, but... 509 00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:38,838 - Whoo! - I don't... I don't like that. 510 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:43,206 Are you crying, bro? 511 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,208 No. 512 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,510 He's totally crying. 513 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,478 No, I just came from a very emotional concert. 514 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,380 So that's just going on. 515 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:52,049 Stop the bus. 516 00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:53,317 Thank you. 517 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:57,588 ♪ 518 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,188 What the... 519 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,756 I forgot my T-shirt. 520 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,794 - The T-shirt. - Don't. 521 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,936 What was that for? 522 00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:16,974 Because the reason is you. 523 00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:18,708 It's Hoobastank's most famous song. 524 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,343 Oooh, so you do like them? 525 00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:22,779 No, I was just alive in 2003. 526 00:18:22,781 --> 00:18:24,115 I'm really sorry about that. 527 00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:25,148 No, it's okay. 528 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,750 Your whole life is a punishment for that. 529 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:28,051 I get fan mail though every now and then. 530 00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,320 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 531 00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:30,920 It's kinda like that weird fetish, you know? 532 00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:32,688 Crying porn and stuff. 533 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,625 God, the world is over. 534 00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:35,828 I'm a star though. 535 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,501 All right, your octopus balls. 536 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,594 Thank you. 537 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,395 Hey. 538 00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:44,564 A food truck, huh? 539 00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:45,565 Yeah, yeah. 540 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:46,499 You gotta start somewhere. 541 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,871 Hey, you know, I kinda feel bad about how things went down. 542 00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:53,306 Oh, no, no, don't worry. 543 00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,106 I actually wanted to thank you. 544 00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:55,974 What? 545 00:18:55,976 --> 00:18:57,008 Yeah, you made me realize 546 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,210 that there's some people in this world 547 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,312 willing to betray you to get ahead in life. 548 00:19:00,314 --> 00:19:01,914 It was a harsh lesson, 549 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,115 but it was one I needed to learn. 550 00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:05,116 True. 551 00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:07,353 You were soup screen. 552 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,188 That's a strange phrase. 553 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,155 It's my phrase. 554 00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:11,324 Hey, own it. 555 00:19:12,426 --> 00:19:13,392 You know what? 556 00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:14,661 Let me get a pretzel. 557 00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,662 You sure you don't wanna try the octopus balls? 558 00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:18,130 I've had enough of your balls. 559 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:21,933 No, this one's on the house. 560 00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:23,304 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 561 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,604 Thanks. 562 00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:27,174 ♪ 563 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:38,916 Daryl Montrose, County Health Inspector. 564 00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,720 We got a report that you've been... 565 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:44,155 mushing your junk into the pretzels. 566 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:45,258 What? 567 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,826 Do you or do you not have a small, red lump 568 00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:48,626 on the right side of your testicle? 569 00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,195 Uh, you cannot do this. 570 00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:51,963 It's this girl, I hooked up with her. 571 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:53,566 She's trying to bring me down. 572 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,701 Well, it's your word versus hers. 573 00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:56,835 And I like her more. 574 00:19:56,837 --> 00:19:58,604 Come on, you don't even know me, man. 575 00:19:58,606 --> 00:19:59,739 Sorry, pal. 576 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,839 You can go to prison 577 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:01,976 for putting your testicles in food. 578 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,043 Hey. 579 00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:06,478 You feeling any better, sweetie? 580 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,613 Yeah. 581 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,214 I think so. 582 00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:10,182 What's in the bag? 583 00:20:10,184 --> 00:20:11,183 A shitty pretzel. 584 00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:12,686 ♪ 585 00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:20,492 That's a shitty pretzel. 586 00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:21,888 Synced and corrected by MasterCookie - www.addi7ed.com -