1 00:00:00,891 --> 00:00:03,845 Ugh, Mother of Moses, it is hot. 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,436 I don't have a single body part that's not sweating right now. 3 00:00:05,461 --> 00:00:07,228 I know... God, you know how everyone's always, like, 4 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:08,662 you're so lucky to live in L.A. 5 00:00:08,731 --> 00:00:10,429 It's so sunny all the time. 6 00:00:10,454 --> 00:00:12,387 Do they have butt sweat 11 months out of the year? 7 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:15,141 I would stab you for an ocean breeze right now. 8 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:17,439 I'm so hot, I've literally sweated my boobs off, 9 00:00:17,508 --> 00:00:19,608 Look at this. Do you see this? 10 00:00:19,677 --> 00:00:21,810 Can you stop Tindering and listen to me complain? 11 00:00:21,879 --> 00:00:23,812 I mean, just look at these guys. 12 00:00:24,211 --> 00:00:25,781 Data entry. 13 00:00:25,806 --> 00:00:26,750 IT manager. 14 00:00:26,775 --> 00:00:28,984 Insurance sales? Ugh! 15 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,087 Wait. 16 00:00:31,149 --> 00:00:34,884 Oh, this guy used to be the backup drummer for Fall Out Boy. 17 00:00:34,953 --> 00:00:35,930 Motorcycle. 18 00:00:35,955 --> 00:00:38,344 Padlock necklace. Right! 19 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,678 Wait... Where'd he go? 20 00:00:40,711 --> 00:00:41,897 Why aren't we a match? 21 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,022 What happened to that ring your mom gave you for Christmas? 22 00:00:44,047 --> 00:00:46,381 Oh, you know that guy Todd that I dated for a while? 23 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:48,083 He kinda stole it. 24 00:00:48,152 --> 00:00:50,819 Well, he was super in debt from getting his tattoo license. 25 00:00:50,888 --> 00:00:52,554 He's a true artist. 26 00:00:52,623 --> 00:00:54,322 I mean, your ring, my boobs? 27 00:00:54,391 --> 00:00:55,824 There's a lot going missing right now. 28 00:00:55,893 --> 00:00:58,994 Oh, my God, I don't want my skin to be touching my skin. 29 00:00:59,062 --> 00:01:01,296 Aaaaahh! 30 00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:04,699 Whoa... This place is huge. 31 00:01:04,768 --> 00:01:06,701 It looks just like Bachelorette Manor. 32 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,637 Psst! Mary and Jane? 33 00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:10,806 Yeah, that... That's us. 34 00:01:10,874 --> 00:01:12,007 Awesome. 35 00:01:12,075 --> 00:01:14,009 Hey, do you guys mind if we do the exchange out here? 36 00:01:14,077 --> 00:01:16,711 I got dogs in the house, ring the bell, they start barking, it's a mess. 37 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,246 Yeah, yeah, no prob, I love dogs. Thanks. 38 00:01:18,315 --> 00:01:19,447 Cool house by the way. 39 00:01:19,516 --> 00:01:20,849 Do you mind if I ask what you do? 40 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:24,000 Tech... Yeah, actually, Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook 41 00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:25,754 from the guy who stole it from me, so. 42 00:01:25,823 --> 00:01:28,023 I don't... Is that true? 43 00:01:28,091 --> 00:01:29,257 Is that true? 44 00:01:29,326 --> 00:01:31,092 Doug? They're looking for you. 45 00:01:31,161 --> 00:01:32,327 You're late for group. 46 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,995 Oh, right-o, man. Right-o. 47 00:01:34,064 --> 00:01:37,900 I guess I'll see you ladies in mindfulness therapy, huh? 48 00:01:40,904 --> 00:01:42,404 Holy crap. 49 00:01:42,472 --> 00:01:45,173 Did we just deliver drugs to a guy in rehab? 50 00:01:45,242 --> 00:01:46,942 Huh? 51 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:48,512 What? 52 00:01:48,979 --> 00:01:51,146 I would stab you to get in that pool. 53 00:01:51,215 --> 00:01:52,747 I kind of feel like you mean it now. 54 00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:54,382 Are you two supposed to be in group right now? 55 00:01:54,451 --> 00:01:56,751 Oh... No, no, no, we don't belong here. 56 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,720 Oh, if I had a dollar for every patient who said that. 57 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,423 Now, would you like robes for the spa or towels for the pool? 58 00:02:01,491 --> 00:02:04,993 - No, we really... - Uh, yes. Yes, we would. 59 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:11,781 "Here at Becomings, 60 00:02:11,805 --> 00:02:14,306 we offer our patented six-step program." 61 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,408 Half the steps at twice the price. 62 00:02:16,477 --> 00:02:19,209 Damn, rich people get to do everything better. 63 00:02:19,234 --> 00:02:20,630 Look at this spa menu. 64 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:22,518 They have a 15-hands massage. 65 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,002 Paige! 15 hands! 66 00:02:25,027 --> 00:02:26,826 So, does one masseuse have one hand? 67 00:02:26,895 --> 00:02:28,395 Or does one masseuse have three hands? 68 00:02:28,463 --> 00:02:31,231 Serenity bell chimes and then, with warm jojoba oil, 69 00:02:31,299 --> 00:02:33,066 scented with the essence of blah-blah-blah... 70 00:02:33,135 --> 00:02:34,334 15 hands, I'm in. 71 00:02:34,403 --> 00:02:36,136 Jordan, we cannot stay here. 72 00:02:36,204 --> 00:02:37,303 It's fine. 73 00:02:37,372 --> 00:02:38,738 We'll just stay here for a little bit 74 00:02:38,807 --> 00:02:40,244 then we'll skip out. 75 00:02:40,809 --> 00:02:42,642 Vagina steam? 76 00:02:42,711 --> 00:02:44,077 I don't even know what that is. 77 00:02:44,146 --> 00:02:46,179 Put me down for 3:00. Thank you. 78 00:03:19,381 --> 00:03:21,781 Come on, mouth. Make room! 79 00:03:23,652 --> 00:03:25,785 Do you hear that? It's a serenity bell. 80 00:03:25,854 --> 00:03:28,521 That means someone is getting a 15-hands massage 81 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:31,089 and tomorrow, that somebody's gonna be me. 82 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:33,628 We're staying here overnight? 83 00:03:33,653 --> 00:03:35,753 Yeah, dude. They have central air. 84 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:38,945 And I clocked a vacant room just past that smoothie bar. 85 00:03:39,013 --> 00:03:40,279 Wait a minute, is that... 86 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,947 I think that's Chris! 87 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,089 Do you remember him? 88 00:03:43,105 --> 00:03:44,604 He was that super sweet guy that I slept with 89 00:03:44,673 --> 00:03:46,005 and he thought I was a prostitute, 90 00:03:46,074 --> 00:03:47,907 but it a really just a mix-up stemming from that time 91 00:03:47,976 --> 00:03:49,742 that you slept with one of our customers. 92 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:51,344 I'm looking forward to when you let that go. 93 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:54,914 We went on one date after that, but he was just so... 94 00:03:54,983 --> 00:03:55,949 Chris. 95 00:03:56,017 --> 00:03:57,542 I had to ghost him. 96 00:03:57,574 --> 00:03:59,174 I wonder what he's doing in rehab. 97 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:00,753 He looks like... 98 00:04:00,778 --> 00:04:02,077 taller... 99 00:04:02,402 --> 00:04:04,101 Or broader or something. 100 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:06,237 Hello, ladies. Enjoying the facilities? 101 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:07,738 Amazing. 102 00:04:07,807 --> 00:04:09,774 The vagina steam fell a little bit short of my expectations. 103 00:04:09,842 --> 00:04:13,377 So your Miscellaneous Addictions group session starts in five minutes. 104 00:04:13,446 --> 00:04:14,979 That's not our group. Thank you, though. 105 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:16,313 Well, I've been watching you two all day 106 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,049 and you know, I couldn't help but notice 107 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:20,551 that you haven't reported to a single group session, 108 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:23,020 and therapy is mandatory for patients. 109 00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:25,990 Unless, of course, you aren't patients 110 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:28,559 and you just snuck in here to use the facilities. 111 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,730 Miscellaneous addictions. 112 00:04:32,799 --> 00:04:34,198 That... I didn't hear that part. 113 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:35,433 That is our group. 114 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:36,767 Yeah, our addictions definitely fall 115 00:04:36,836 --> 00:04:40,004 into the miscellaneous category. 116 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,605 Jordan! 117 00:04:41,674 --> 00:04:43,690 French pastries! 118 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:45,182 Not again! 119 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:49,113 Welcome to Miscellaneous Addictions. 120 00:04:49,182 --> 00:04:51,282 Please keep your shares to under five minutes 121 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:55,300 and never, ever, ever share without the talking stick. 122 00:04:56,823 --> 00:04:58,355 Thanks. Ahem. 123 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,957 Um, hi. I'm Doug. 124 00:05:00,026 --> 00:05:02,026 Became, become, be Doug! 125 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:04,595 Yeah... uh... I'm a workaholic. 126 00:05:04,664 --> 00:05:05,971 I'm super addicted 127 00:05:05,996 --> 00:05:09,477 to working on super secret government projects. 128 00:05:09,502 --> 00:05:10,835 Uh, Doug... 129 00:05:10,903 --> 00:05:14,572 I'm addicted to my stormy, yet passionate relationship 130 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,141 with Emma Stone, with whom I share two children. 131 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:18,242 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 132 00:05:18,311 --> 00:05:21,479 I'm addicted to lying. 133 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:22,646 Although I did meet Emma Stone. 134 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,415 No, I didn't. No, I didn't. 135 00:05:24,484 --> 00:05:28,152 No, I didn't. 136 00:05:28,221 --> 00:05:29,246 Thank you, Doug. 137 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:30,753 Chris? 138 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:33,824 Uh, hey. I'm Chris. 139 00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:35,940 Became, become, be Chris! 140 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:36,651 Chris. 141 00:05:36,676 --> 00:05:39,477 I wonder when it's gonna get better, you know? 142 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,522 I still crave it. 143 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,257 I still wake up in sweats 144 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:45,392 because I can't sleep through the night without it. 145 00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:48,762 And I'm still afraid to get close to anyone, 146 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:51,900 because I'm always sneaking off to get my fix. 147 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:53,658 I feel like you dodged a bullet. 148 00:05:53,726 --> 00:05:54,675 - Jordan. - What? 149 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:56,824 - Shh. - Would you like to share? 150 00:05:56,849 --> 00:05:57,581 What? 151 00:05:57,606 --> 00:05:59,401 Yeah, I'll share, I don't mind. 152 00:05:59,996 --> 00:06:02,563 Uh, hi. I'm Jordan. 153 00:06:02,632 --> 00:06:04,799 Became, become, be Jordan! 154 00:06:04,868 --> 00:06:06,167 Um, if I'm addicted to anything, 155 00:06:06,236 --> 00:06:07,936 it's probably just work and success 156 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:10,338 and general bad-assery and just, you know, 157 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:11,773 pimping hoes and clocking the grip, 158 00:06:11,841 --> 00:06:14,918 so that's me and I'd like to go back to the pool now. 159 00:06:16,362 --> 00:06:18,379 Are you uncomfortable with emotion? 160 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:19,681 What?! 161 00:06:19,749 --> 00:06:22,417 No, I love emotions. 162 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:24,819 Happiness, elation, joy. 163 00:06:24,888 --> 00:06:25,954 Yes, please! 164 00:06:26,022 --> 00:06:28,423 What was the green character in "Inside-Out"? 165 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,564 - Disgust! - That resonated with me. 166 00:06:30,589 --> 00:06:34,562 Emotions are like my sweatpants, that's how comfortable I am in... 167 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:36,898 Emotion. Yah. 168 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:43,112 Okay. 169 00:06:43,673 --> 00:06:45,940 Let's break for trust falls. 170 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,791 And then there was Noah. 171 00:06:48,816 --> 00:06:51,050 And he threw a party at my apartment. 172 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:55,788 But then he slept with two of my best friends, in my bed. 173 00:06:55,856 --> 00:06:57,970 Then there was Pete. Do you remember Pete? 174 00:06:57,995 --> 00:06:58,557 Oh, Pete! 175 00:06:58,582 --> 00:07:01,003 He stole her identity and then used it to get credit cards 176 00:07:01,028 --> 00:07:03,228 and then bought all these plane tickets with her credit cards... 177 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,464 Jordan. 178 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:07,733 The talking stick is with Paige right now. 179 00:07:09,904 --> 00:07:11,470 Well, Paige. 180 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,806 It seems like you've got an open heart, 181 00:07:13,874 --> 00:07:17,647 but maybe you're drawn to destructive people. 182 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,315 Maybe I am. 183 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,450 Excellent, Paige. 184 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:26,587 Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today. 185 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:27,553 Good work. 186 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,121 Most of you. 187 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,689 Until we meet again. 188 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:32,991 Love and light, dear friends. 189 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:36,795 I gotta go... That guy David is zeroing in on me 190 00:07:36,864 --> 00:07:38,829 and it's Popsicle-o'-clock at the pool. 191 00:07:38,854 --> 00:07:40,733 Okay, I'll catch up with you. 192 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:42,935 - Hey, Chris. - Hey. 193 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:44,269 Hey. 194 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:47,573 It's crazy that we're both here in rehab together. 195 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,408 Yeah. 196 00:07:49,477 --> 00:07:50,878 God, Chris, I'm... 197 00:07:51,573 --> 00:07:53,846 I feel really bad about how everything went down 198 00:07:53,914 --> 00:07:55,748 and I know after we went on that date, 199 00:07:55,816 --> 00:07:57,649 - you texted me a couple times and... - Eight. 200 00:07:57,718 --> 00:07:59,485 I texted... I texted you eight times. 201 00:07:59,553 --> 00:08:01,520 - Was it that many? - Mm-hmm. 202 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:02,721 Um, eight times. 203 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,289 Well, I was in a really messed-up place 204 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,892 and I guess I wish I'd known you were having a hard time, too, 205 00:08:06,961 --> 00:08:08,827 because maybe we could have been there for each other. 206 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,496 Yeah, I don't think you could have helped. 207 00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:12,598 It was messy. 208 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,366 Some of it was dark. 209 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:16,001 I like dark. 210 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,704 You know, sometimes people are just a little more interesting 211 00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:22,307 and complicated than you might think. 212 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:25,477 Jordan. 213 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,946 Oh! Hello. 214 00:08:28,015 --> 00:08:29,848 Beautiful sound, isn't it? 215 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:32,818 You know, that bell is from an ancient monastery in Tibet? 216 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,420 And it's only rung during the sacred ritual 217 00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:36,789 that begins the 15-hand massage. 218 00:08:36,857 --> 00:08:38,724 Mm-hmm. I've read about it. 219 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:41,693 And I am very much looking forward to mine. 220 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,662 But right now, I'm late for a seaweed wrap, 221 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,397 so I'll bid you adieu. 222 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:46,765 Jordan. 223 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:49,735 I can't stop thinking about your problem. 224 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:51,303 I don't have a problem. 225 00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:54,506 I mean, I do, but, like, the regular sort of problem 226 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:57,009 for which one might go to rehab. 227 00:08:57,077 --> 00:09:00,869 I'm talking about your inability to express sincere emotion. 228 00:09:00,894 --> 00:09:02,961 There's no healing without feeling. 229 00:09:03,029 --> 00:09:04,362 There's no denying crying. 230 00:09:04,431 --> 00:09:07,832 Not with a fox, not in a box. 231 00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,151 I can cry. 232 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,575 I cry all the time, I'm just holding back 233 00:09:10,643 --> 00:09:12,510 because I'm feeling... 234 00:09:12,579 --> 00:09:14,045 vulnerable... 235 00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,380 here. 236 00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:24,088 Good God, it's worse than I thought. 237 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,725 You're dealing with severe emotional blockage. 238 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:29,682 You might be right. 239 00:09:29,751 --> 00:09:31,951 And I would love to stay here and talk about it, just, 240 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:36,189 after my seaweed wrap and then maybe like, 20, 30 minutes max 241 00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:38,453 in the saline pool, okay? 242 00:09:39,452 --> 00:09:41,919 Wait, are you crying? 243 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,346 I'm so sorry, just give me a moment. 244 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:53,027 I am so moved by your struggle. 245 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,896 Now, we do things differently here at Becomings, 246 00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:58,699 but I assure you, that it is very effective 247 00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:01,402 if you will simply commit to the program. 248 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,812 Look around you. 249 00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:06,707 Why do you think all of these people keep coming back 250 00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:09,109 year after year after year? 251 00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:12,612 But I thought the point of rehab was, like, not to come back. 252 00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:14,990 Oh, Jordan. 253 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:19,720 Do any of us ever stop becoming his or her best self? 254 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:22,690 Oh... My child. 255 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,525 Come with me. 256 00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:26,960 We have so much work to do. 257 00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:30,097 And by so much work, do you mean seaweed wrap? 258 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:37,337 (Bleep) David spa-blocked me hard today. 259 00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:38,706 He took me to his office 260 00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:41,118 and made me take a 200-question psychological test. 261 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,576 I didn't get a test. Just come here and, 262 00:10:42,645 --> 00:10:45,079 like, pull a nose hair or something and I'll cry. 263 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,614 Well, I'm not gonna be able to do that in front of David. 264 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:49,049 We could distract him. 265 00:10:49,118 --> 00:10:50,651 Maybe instead you should focus on 266 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,932 finding your deeper emotional issue. 267 00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:55,889 I don't have a deeper emotional issue. 268 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,357 Jordan. 269 00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:59,793 You're, like, my best friend in the whole world, 270 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:03,263 and all I want for you is to be happy, but... 271 00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:04,932 You know, sometimes in order to be happy, 272 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,581 you just have to be sad and... 273 00:11:08,037 --> 00:11:10,170 I just love you so much. 274 00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:11,672 Are you tearing up?! 275 00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:13,574 Could you do it again and I'll take notes? 276 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,044 Just a minute! 277 00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:22,128 All right. 278 00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:23,147 Oh. 279 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,905 - Hey. - Hi. 280 00:11:25,354 --> 00:11:26,954 I thought you'd wanna hang. 281 00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:29,319 See what kind of trouble we can get into. 282 00:11:29,698 --> 00:11:30,999 Really? 283 00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:35,796 Became, become, but use a be-condom! 284 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,667 Okay, you ready? 285 00:11:41,704 --> 00:11:43,403 What is all of this? 286 00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:44,805 It's from David's office. 287 00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:46,288 I broke into the cabinet 288 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,280 where they keep all the stuff they confiscate from patients. 289 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,794 I guess this little guy is addicted to being adorable. 290 00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:53,756 Oh, I almost forgot. 291 00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,166 For you. 292 00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:01,549 Look, I know we didn't get a lot of time 293 00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:02,950 to get to know each other before, 294 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,053 but I really want to get to know you now, 295 00:12:05,122 --> 00:12:06,202 and I just want you to know 296 00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:09,270 that no matter what you have to tell me, I promise you, 297 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,731 I won't be afraid. 298 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,436 It's not my first time here. 299 00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,586 Really? 300 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,451 I mean, I'm so sorry. 301 00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:21,450 I was doing great for almost a year. 302 00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:25,780 But then, the next thing you know, I am in a Costco, 303 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,216 and it's August, and... 304 00:12:28,285 --> 00:12:30,250 it is all out in front of me. 305 00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:33,254 - Three months early. - God. 306 00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:37,111 Then, all of a sudden, the mini bars are everywhere. 307 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,479 Even in the dentist's office. 308 00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:41,082 Whoa... What kind of dentist has a mini bar? 309 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,551 The minis are the gateway to the full size 310 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,641 and the full size are the gateway to the king size. 311 00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:49,663 But you don't feel like a king, 312 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,459 because the next thing you know, 313 00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:54,028 it is Halloween night and you are lying on the floor 314 00:12:54,097 --> 00:12:55,596 dressed like an astronaut, 315 00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,732 licking the wrappers like an animal. 316 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,671 I'm sorry, what are we talking about? 317 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,996 I'm addicted to chocolate, Paige. 318 00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:05,335 You're addicted to chocolate? 319 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,250 I am. 320 00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:09,810 But I'm gonna get through it this time. 321 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,585 One day at a time, you know? 322 00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:17,685 You know, I just realized, I'm late for group. 323 00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:18,686 It's midnight. 324 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,038 Well, addiction never rests... Bye! 325 00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:30,136 Oh. 326 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,234 Oh. 327 00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:35,158 Okay, David, I am very excited and interested 328 00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:36,827 to hear the results of my test, 329 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:39,963 but my 15-hands massage is in ten minutes 330 00:13:40,032 --> 00:13:44,813 and I feel it would be bad for my recovery if I missed it. 331 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,404 Jordan. 332 00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:50,707 Feeling real emotion is going to be the first step 333 00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:53,076 in breaking you out of this self-imposed prison. 334 00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,492 Listen, I'm gonna level with you 335 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,780 and just tell you the complete truth. 336 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,678 I'm afraid I'm addicted to weed, 337 00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:02,853 and I do it because it helps me 338 00:14:02,921 --> 00:14:05,255 to manage the anxiety of becoming an adult 339 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,258 and going into business for myself, selling marijuana, 340 00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:12,329 and yes, my mother was way too busy with her own problems 341 00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:13,363 to worry about mine. 342 00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:17,000 And my parents' divorce was difficult, 343 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:19,985 and weed was a great way to dull the pain. 344 00:14:20,824 --> 00:14:23,317 It helped me to suppress feelings 345 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:28,211 that were just... too hard to deal with at the time. 346 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:32,977 Holy shit! 347 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:37,188 I've been repressing all of this stuff. 348 00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:38,553 With weed! 349 00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:39,774 Wait! 350 00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:41,725 Dave... I... 351 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,301 Like, I didn't believe in any of this, but this is a big... 352 00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:47,216 breakthrough... David! 353 00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,448 Thank you. 354 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:49,983 I... I... 355 00:14:50,052 --> 00:14:51,718 And I still have time for my massage! 356 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,054 - Thank you. - Not so fast. 357 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,391 Weed? 358 00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:00,612 Come now, Jordan. 359 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,902 That's barely an illegal drug. 360 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:08,487 I think it's best if we spend the next hour working on this. 361 00:15:08,547 --> 00:15:11,350 Now, when I say the following words, 362 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,956 I want you to use one word to describe how you feel. 363 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,462 Trust. 364 00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:20,332 My massage is in five minutes. 365 00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:21,813 One word, please. 366 00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:24,672 My-massage-is-in-five-minutes. 367 00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:27,238 Let's try another. 368 00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:43,690 Looks like this little guy is addicted to being adorable. 369 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,824 Could you shut up? 370 00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:47,426 I'm reading. 371 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,070 Friendship. 372 00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,738 15 hands. 373 00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,506 Toast. 374 00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:02,874 Massage. 375 00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:06,494 Community. 376 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:10,439 Gone. 377 00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:14,719 And breakthrough. 378 00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,354 What? 379 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,212 Time for group. 380 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:23,550 So I met this guy recently, 381 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,643 and we had a great time together, 382 00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:30,323 but I started distancing myself from him because he was too... 383 00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,683 nice. 384 00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:33,783 You know what? I realize now 385 00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:35,975 that I do that all of the time. 386 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,852 And I mean, what... what does that say about me, you know, 387 00:16:38,877 --> 00:16:40,391 that I date these guys because I think 388 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,336 that I don't deserve any better than that? 389 00:16:44,323 --> 00:16:46,022 Well, you know what? 390 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,324 No! 391 00:16:47,392 --> 00:16:48,992 No more. 392 00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:51,661 Because I am worth more than that. 393 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,663 Congratulations, Paige. 394 00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:56,933 You have reached a new level of becoming. 395 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:00,670 Became, becoming, be Paige! 396 00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:04,775 _ 397 00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:07,444 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,446 Listen, I'm so sorry. 399 00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:10,814 For what? 400 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,110 You're just, like, this really nice guy 401 00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,486 and I think before today, that would have scared me away, 402 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,254 but I don't know. 403 00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:20,836 Since being here, I've realized that maybe I'm ready 404 00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:22,258 to be with someone who's gonna be nice to me 405 00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:25,428 rather than someone who's gonna, I don't know, steal my stereo. 406 00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:26,796 That's such a relief. 407 00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:28,907 I thought that you had been, like, scared off 408 00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:31,034 - by my boring addiction for some reason. - No! 409 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,369 So I actually broke into David's office 410 00:17:33,394 --> 00:17:35,638 and stole some heroin to impress you. 411 00:17:35,707 --> 00:17:36,906 You're kidding, right? 412 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:38,341 Yeah, totally. 413 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,776 - Um, about the heroin. - Oh... 414 00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:40,977 Excuse me. 415 00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,679 Can I see you and your friend Jordan 416 00:17:42,748 --> 00:17:44,114 in the office for a moment? 417 00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:46,216 Uh... Uh, yeah, yeah. 418 00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:48,861 Of course, great. Be right there! 419 00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,166 - So ladies, - _ 420 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,235 we need to update your credit card information, 421 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,591 because we have no card for you on file. 422 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,899 We actually have nothing for you on file, 423 00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,345 but we do have a record of your stay so far. 424 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,937 So it's $30,000 for the standard rehab fee. 425 00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:04,473 Another $5,000 in spa charges. 426 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:08,010 $600 for Becoming's swimsuits. 427 00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:11,179 Oh, and $500 for your 15-hand massage 428 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,752 that you failed to cancel within the four-hour window. 429 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,026 Oh, is that all? 430 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,813 And do you offer an installment plan? 431 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:18,588 We do. 432 00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,935 It's one payment, in full. 433 00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:26,173 - Are they following us? - I don't know. 434 00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:27,595 I'm too afraid to turn around. 435 00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:29,963 Paige? What's going on? 436 00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:32,799 Um, turns out maybe we're not supposed to be here! 437 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,049 I'll call you. 438 00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:43,049 _ 439 00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:47,962 Wait... What the hell are you doing? 440 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,163 Okay, we can go. 441 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:50,171 Hey! 442 00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:52,533 I've got heroin! 443 00:18:52,601 --> 00:18:54,234 Oooof! 444 00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,308 Go, go, go, go! 445 00:19:01,377 --> 00:19:02,876 Hyah! 446 00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,111 Here! 447 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,946 I got it! 448 00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,881 Go, go! 449 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,049 Oh! 450 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,684 Oh, they're dragging Chris off! 451 00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:12,143 Oh, he really did steal the heroin. 452 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,135 - What a nice guy! - Paige! 453 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,927 - Sorry. - Hey, Paige. 454 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,291 Oh, hey, Doug. 455 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,993 Uh, I just wanted to come and say thank you. 456 00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:19,960 For what? 457 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,428 Look, I know you're not a real patient, 458 00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:24,398 but what you said in group the other day about self-esteem, 459 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,533 it really resonated with me. 460 00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:29,047 It made me realize that my compulsive lying 461 00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:30,871 was just a way to inflate my self-worth 462 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,607 and now I feel like I don't have to do that anymore. 463 00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:36,377 Doug... I am so proud of you. 464 00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,778 Thanks. 465 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,080 Tell them I'm not here. 466 00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:42,216 Oh, I don't do that anymore. Please! 467 00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,151 Hey, Doug. 468 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,552 Have you seen Jordan and Paige? 469 00:19:45,621 --> 00:19:47,254 Yeah, they're both here, right in the bush. 470 00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,990 And they're huge drug dealers, and I bought drugs from them, 471 00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:52,150 and I buffed one out in the massage oil. 472 00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:54,228 Aren't you proud of me? 473 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:56,463 Damn it, Doug! I ain't got time for your bullshit. 474 00:19:56,532 --> 00:19:58,332 I'm not bullshitting... They're right here in the bush. 475 00:19:58,401 --> 00:20:00,100 Let's check inside. It's like a foot away, dude. 476 00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:02,201 Just look in the bush, they're right there. 477 00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:06,832 Hey, Paige? 478 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:09,043 Do you really feel like you deserve to date assholes? 479 00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,421 'Cause that's kinda crazy. 480 00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,179 Well, not anymore. 481 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,248 Didn't you hear about my breakthrough? 482 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,550 You don't need anybody to tell you you're okay. 483 00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:18,050 'Cause you're okay. 484 00:20:18,387 --> 00:20:19,686 Oh, thanks. 485 00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:22,389 You ready to go back to our hot, sweaty, disgusting apartment? 486 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,139 Yeah. 487 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,968 And guess what I'm gonna turn into a bong! 488 00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,434 You know, being in that place for two days 489 00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:34,735 made me really grateful that 490 00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:37,538 we're not addicted to anything. 491 00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:38,739 What? 492 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,645 I don't know, something. 493 00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,643 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com