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(cars honking).
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(Jordan) Ugh, Mother
of Moses, it is hot.
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I don't have a single body part
that's not sweating right now.
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I know... God, you know
how everyone's always, like,
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you're so lucky to live in L.A.
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It's so sunny all the time.
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Do they have butt sweat
11 months out of the year?
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I would stab you for an
ocean breeze right now.
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I'm so hot, I've literally
sweated my boobs off,
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Look at this. Do you see this?
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Can you stop Tindering
and listen to me complain?
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I mean, just look at these guys.
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Data entry.
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IT manager.
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Insurance sales? Ugh!
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Wait.
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Oh, this guy used to be the
backup drummer for Fall Out Boy.
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Motorcycle.
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Padlock necklace. Right!
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Wait... Where'd he go?
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Why aren't we a match?
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What happened to that ring
your mom gave you for Christmas?
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Oh, you know that guy Todd
that I dated for a while?
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He kinda stole it.
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Well, he was super in debt
from getting his tattoo license.
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He's a true artist.
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I mean, your ring, my boobs?
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There's a lot going missing right now.
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Oh, my God, I don't want my
skin to be touching my skin.
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Aaaaahh!
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Whoa... This place is huge.
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It looks just like Bachelorette Manor.
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Psst! Mary and Jane?
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Yeah, that... That's us.
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Awesome.
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Hey, do you guys mind if
we do the exchange out here?
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I got dogs in the house, ring the
bell, they start barking, it's a mess.
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Yeah, yeah, no prob,
I love dogs. Thanks.
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Cool house by the way.
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Do you mind if I ask what you do?
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Tech... Yeah, actually, Mark
Zuckerberg stole Facebook
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from the guy who stole it from me, so.
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I don't... Is that true?
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(scoffs) Is that true?
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Doug? They're looking for you.
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You're late for group.
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Oh, right-o, man. Right-o.
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I guess I'll see you ladies
in mindfulness therapy, huh?
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Holy crap.
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Did we just deliver
drugs to a guy in rehab?
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- Huh?
- (loud splash)
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What?
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I would stab you to get in that pool.
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I kind of feel like you mean it now.
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Are you two supposed to
be in group right now?
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Oh... No, no, no, we don't belong here.
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Oh, if I had a dollar for
every patient who said that.
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Now, would you like robes for
the spa or towels for the pool?
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- No, we really...
- Uh, yes. Yes, we would.
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♪ Say baby, what's your
name? (What's your name?) ♪
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♪ Are you the one Mary?
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♪ Are you Jane? ♪
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(Jordan) "Here at Becomings,
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we offer our patented six-step program."
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Half the steps at twice the price.
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Damn, rich people get
to do everything better.
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Look at this spa menu.
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They have a 15-hands massage.
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Paige! 15 hands!
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So, does one masseuse have one hand?
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Or does one masseuse have three hands?
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Serenity bell chimes and
then, with warm jojoba oil,
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scented with the essence
of blah-blah-blah...
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15 hands, I'm in.
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Jordan, we cannot stay here.
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It's fine.
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We'll just stay here for a little bit
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then we'll skip out.
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Vagina steam?
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I don't even know what that is.
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Put me down for 3:00. Thank you.
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♪♪
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♪ Say my name ♪
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♪ It got a ring (What?) ♪
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♪ Hotter than my
diamonds from Tiffany's ♪
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♪ Make you copy cut
paste and click on me ♪
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♪ I'm glistening ♪
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♪ I'm glistening ♪
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♪ Yeah I'm on that ♪
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♪ You can't afford
You can't afford ♪
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♪ I'm maxing out on "Forbes" list ♪
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♪ Yo I bet you never seen
a black card, back off ♪
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♪ I could fit your
condo in my backyard ♪
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♪ Better recognize opulence ♪
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♪ Opulence ♪
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♪ Recognize opulence ♪
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♪ Opulence ♪
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- ♪ I own everything, baby ♪♪
- _
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Come on, mouth. Make room!
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(bell tolling)
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Do you hear that? It's a serenity bell.
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That means someone is
getting a 15-hands massage
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and tomorrow, that
somebody's gonna be me.
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We're staying here overnight?
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Yeah, dude. They have central air.
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And I clocked a vacant room
just past that smoothie bar.
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Wait a minute, is that...
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I think that's Chris!
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Do you remember him?
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He was that super sweet
guy that I slept with
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and he thought I was a prostitute,
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but it a really just a
mix-up stemming from that time
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that you slept with
one of our customers.
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I'm looking forward to
when you let that go.
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We went on one date after
that, but he was just so...
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Chris.
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I had to ghost him.
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I wonder what he's doing in rehab.
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He looks like...
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taller...
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Or broader or something.
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Hello, ladies. Enjoying the facilities?
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Amazing.
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The vagina steam fell a little
bit short of my expectations.
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So your Miscellaneous Addictions
group session starts in five minutes.
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That's not our group. Thank you, though.
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Well, I've been watching you two all day
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and you know, I couldn't help but notice
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that you haven't reported
to a single group session,
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and therapy is mandatory for patients.
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Unless, of course, you aren't patients
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and you just snuck in
here to use the facilities.
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(both laughing)
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Miscellaneous addictions.
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That... I didn't hear that part.
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That is our group.
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Yeah, our addictions definitely fall
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into the miscellaneous category.
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Jordan!
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French pastries!
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Not again!
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Welcome to Miscellaneous Addictions.
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Please keep your shares
to under five minutes
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and never, ever, ever share
without the talking stick.
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Thanks. Ahem.
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Um, hi. I'm Doug.
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(all) Became, become, be Doug!
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Yeah... uh... I'm a workaholic.
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I'm super addicted
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to working on super
secret government projects.
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Uh, Doug...
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I'm addicted to my stormy,
yet passionate relationship
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with Emma Stone, with
whom I share two children.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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(sighs deeply) I'm addicted to lying.
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Although I did meet Emma Stone.
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No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
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No, I didn't. (sobbing)
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Thank you, Doug.
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Chris?
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Uh, hey. I'm Chris.
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(all) Became, become, be Chris!
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Chris.
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I wonder when it's gonna
get better, you know?
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I still crave it.
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I still wake up in sweats
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because I can't sleep
through the night without it.
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And I'm still afraid
to get close to anyone,
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because I'm always
sneaking off to get my fix.
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(whispering) I feel
like you dodged a bullet.
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- Jordan.
- What?
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- Shh.
- Would you like to share?
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What?
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Yeah, I'll share, I don't mind.
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Uh, hi. I'm Jordan.
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(all) Became, become, be Jordan!
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Um, if I'm addicted to anything,
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it's probably just work and success
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and general bad-assery
and just, you know,
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pimping hoes and clocking the grip,
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so that's me and I'd like
to go back to the pool now.
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Are you uncomfortable with emotion?
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What?!
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No, I love emotions.
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Happiness, elation, joy.
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Yes, please!
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What was the green
character in "Inside-Out"?
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- Disgust!
- That resonated with me.
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Emotions are like my sweatpants,
that's how comfortable I am in...
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Emotion. Yah.
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Okay.
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Let's break for trust falls.
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(sobbing) And then there was Noah.
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And he threw a party at my apartment.
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But then he slept with two
of my best friends, in my bed.
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Then there was Pete.
Do you remember Pete?
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Oh, Pete!
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He stole her identity and then
used it to get credit cards
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and then bought all these plane
tickets with her credit cards...
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Jordan.
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The talking stick is
with Paige right now.
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Well, Paige.
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It seems like you've got an open heart,
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but maybe you're drawn
to destructive people.
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Maybe I am.
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Excellent, Paige.
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Well, I'm afraid that's all
the time we have for today.
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Good work.
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Most of you.
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Until we meet again.
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Love and light, dear friends.
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I gotta go... That guy
David is zeroing in on me
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and it's Popsicle-o'-clock at the pool.
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Okay, I'll catch up with you.
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- Hey, Chris.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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It's crazy that we're both
here in rehab together.
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Yeah.
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God, Chris, I'm...
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I feel really bad about
how everything went down
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and I know after we went on that date,
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- you texted me a couple times and...
- Eight.
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I texted... I texted you eight times.
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- Was it that many?
- Mm-hmm.
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Um, eight times.
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Well, I was in a really messed-up place
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and I guess I wish I'd known
you were having a hard time, too,
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because maybe we could have
been there for each other.
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Yeah, I don't think
you could have helped.
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It was messy.
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Some of it was dark.
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I like dark.
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You know, sometimes people are
just a little more interesting
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and complicated than you might think.
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(bell tolling)
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Jordan.
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Oh! Hello.
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Beautiful sound, isn't it?
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You know, that bell is from
an ancient monastery in Tibet?
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And it's only rung
during the sacred ritual
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that begins the 15-hand massage.
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Mm-hmm. I've read about it.
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And I am very much
looking forward to mine.
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But right now, I'm
late for a seaweed wrap,
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so I'll bid you adieu.
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Jordan.
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I can't stop thinking
about your problem.
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I don't have a problem.
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I mean, I do, but, like,
the regular sort of problem
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for which one might go to rehab.
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I'm talking about your inability
to express sincere emotion.
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There's no healing without feeling.
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There's no denying crying.
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Not with a fox, not
in a box. (chuckling)
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(clears throat) I can cry.
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I cry all the time,
I'm just holding back
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because I'm feeling...
258
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vulnerable...
259
00:09:14,114 --> 00:09:15,380
here.
260
00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:18,049
(sobbing)
261
00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:24,088
Good God, it's worse than I thought.
262
00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,725
You're dealing with
severe emotional blockage.
263
00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:29,682
You might be right.
264
00:09:29,751 --> 00:09:31,951
And I would love to stay
here and talk about it, just,
265
00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:36,189
after my seaweed wrap and then
maybe like, 20, 30 minutes max
266
00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:38,453
in the saline pool, okay?
267
00:09:39,452 --> 00:09:41,919
Wait, are you crying?
268
00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,346
I'm so sorry, just give me a moment.
269
00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:53,027
I am so moved by your struggle.
270
00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,896
Now, we do things
differently here at Becomings,
271
00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:58,699
but I assure you, that
it is very effective
272
00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:01,402
if you will simply
commit to the program.
273
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,812
Look around you.
274
00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:06,707
Why do you think all of
these people keep coming back
275
00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:09,109
year after year after year?
276
00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:12,612
But I thought the point of rehab
was, like, not to come back.
277
00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:14,990
Oh, Jordan.
278
00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:19,720
Do any of us ever stop
becoming his or her best self?
279
00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:22,690
Oh... My child.
280
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,525
Come with me.
281
00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:26,960
We have so much work to do.
282
00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:30,097
And by so much work, do
you mean seaweed wrap?
283
00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:37,337
(Bleep) David spa-blocked me hard today.
284
00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:38,706
He took me to his office
285
00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:41,118
and made me take a
200-question psychological test.
286
00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,576
I didn't get a test. Just come here and,
287
00:10:42,645 --> 00:10:45,079
like, pull a nose hair
or something and I'll cry.
288
00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,614
Well, I'm not gonna be able
to do that in front of David.
289
00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:49,049
We could distract him.
290
00:10:49,118 --> 00:10:50,651
Maybe instead you should focus on
291
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,932
finding your deeper emotional issue.
292
00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:55,889
I don't have a deeper emotional issue.
293
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,357
Jordan.
294
00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:59,793
You're, like, my best
friend in the whole world,
295
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:03,263
and all I want for you
is to be happy, but...
296
00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:04,932
You know, sometimes
in order to be happy,
297
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,581
you just have to be sad and...
298
00:11:08,037 --> 00:11:10,170
I just love you so much.
299
00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:11,672
Are you tearing up?!
300
00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:13,574
Could you do it again
and I'll take notes?
301
00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:14,908
(knocking)
302
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,044
Just a minute!
303
00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:22,128
All right.
304
00:11:22,384 --> 00:11:23,147
Oh.
305
00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:24,905
- Hey.
- Hi.
306
00:11:25,354 --> 00:11:26,954
I thought you'd wanna hang.
307
00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:29,319
See what kind of
trouble we can get into.
308
00:11:29,698 --> 00:11:30,999
Really?
309
00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:35,796
Became, become, but use a be-condom!
310
00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:38,398
- ♪♪
- _
311
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,667
Okay, you ready?
312
00:11:41,704 --> 00:11:43,403
What is all of this?
313
00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:44,805
It's from David's office.
314
00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:46,288
I broke into the cabinet
315
00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,280
where they keep all the stuff
they confiscate from patients.
316
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,794
I guess this little guy is
addicted to being adorable.
317
00:11:52,468 --> 00:11:53,756
Oh, I almost forgot.
318
00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:56,166
For you.
319
00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:01,549
Look, I know we didn't get a lot of time
320
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:02,950
to get to know each other before,
321
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,053
but I really want to
get to know you now,
322
00:12:05,122 --> 00:12:06,202
and I just want you to know
323
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:09,270
that no matter what you have
to tell me, I promise you,
324
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,731
I won't be afraid.
325
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,436
It's not my first time here.
326
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,586
Really?
327
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,451
I mean, I'm so sorry.
328
00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:21,450
I was doing great for almost a year.
329
00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:25,780
But then, the next thing
you know, I am in a Costco,
330
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,216
and it's August, and...
331
00:12:28,285 --> 00:12:30,250
it is all out in front of me.
332
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:33,254
- Three months early.
- God.
333
00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:37,111
Then, all of a sudden, the
mini bars are everywhere.
334
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,479
Even in the dentist's office.
335
00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:41,082
Whoa... What kind of
dentist has a mini bar?
336
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,551
The minis are the
gateway to the full size
337
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,641
and the full size are the
gateway to the king size.
338
00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:49,663
But you don't feel like a king,
339
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,459
because the next thing you know,
340
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:54,028
it is Halloween night and
you are lying on the floor
341
00:12:54,097 --> 00:12:55,596
dressed like an astronaut,
342
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,732
licking the wrappers like an animal.
343
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,671
I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
344
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,996
I'm addicted to chocolate, Paige.
345
00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:05,335
You're addicted to chocolate?
346
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,250
I am.
347
00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:09,810
But I'm gonna get through it this time.
348
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,585
One day at a time, you know?
349
00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:17,685
You know, I just realized,
I'm late for group.
350
00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:18,686
It's midnight.
351
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,038
Well, addiction never rests... Bye!
352
00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:30,136
(sighing deeply) Oh.
353
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,234
Oh.
354
00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:35,158
Okay, David, I am very
excited and interested
355
00:13:35,227 --> 00:13:36,827
to hear the results of my test,
356
00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:39,963
but my 15-hands massage
is in ten minutes
357
00:13:40,032 --> 00:13:44,813
and I feel it would be bad
for my recovery if I missed it.
358
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,404
Jordan.
359
00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:50,707
Feeling real emotion is
going to be the first step
360
00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:53,076
in breaking you out of
this self-imposed prison.
361
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,492
Listen, I'm gonna level with you
362
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,780
and just tell you the complete truth.
363
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,678
(sighs) I'm afraid I'm addicted to weed,
364
00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:02,853
and I do it because it helps me
365
00:14:02,921 --> 00:14:05,255
to manage the anxiety
of becoming an adult
366
00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,258
and going into business for
myself, selling marijuana,
367
00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:12,329
and yes, my mother was way
too busy with her own problems
368
00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:13,363
to worry about mine.
369
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:17,000
And my parents' divorce was difficult,
370
00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:19,985
and weed was a great
way to dull the pain.
371
00:14:20,824 --> 00:14:23,317
It helped me to suppress feelings
372
00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:28,211
that were just... too hard
to deal with at the time.
373
00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:32,977
Holy shit!
374
00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:37,188
I've been repressing all of this stuff.
375
00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:38,553
With weed!
376
00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:39,774
Wait!
377
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:41,725
Dave... I...
378
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,301
Like, I didn't believe in any
of this, but this is a big...
379
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:47,216
breakthrough... David!
380
00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,448
Thank you.
381
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:49,983
I... I...
382
00:14:50,052 --> 00:14:51,718
And I still have time for my massage!
383
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,054
- Thank you.
- Not so fast.
384
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,391
Weed?
385
00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:00,612
Come now, Jordan.
386
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,902
That's barely an illegal drug.
387
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:08,487
I think it's best if we spend
the next hour working on this.
388
00:15:08,547 --> 00:15:11,350
Now, when I say the following words,
389
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,956
I want you to use one word
to describe how you feel.
390
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:17,462
Trust.
391
00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:20,332
My massage is in five minutes.
392
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:21,813
One word, please.
393
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:24,672
My-massage-is-in-five-minutes.
394
00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:27,238
Let's try another.
395
00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:43,690
Looks like this little guy
is addicted to being adorable.
396
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,824
Could you shut up?
397
00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:47,426
I'm reading.
398
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:55,967
(bell tolling)
399
00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,070
(David) Friendship.
400
00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,738
15 hands.
401
00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:01,506
Toast.
402
00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:02,874
Massage.
403
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:06,494
- Community.
- (bell stops tolling)
404
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:10,439
Gone. (sobbing)
405
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:14,719
And breakthrough.
406
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,354
(sobbing) What?
407
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,212
Time for group.
408
00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:23,550
(Paige) So I met this guy recently,
409
00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,643
and we had a great time together,
410
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:30,323
but I started distancing myself
from him because he was too...
411
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,683
nice.
412
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:33,783
You know what? I realize now
413
00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:35,975
that I do that all of the time.
414
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,852
And I mean, what... what does
that say about me, you know,
415
00:16:38,877 --> 00:16:40,391
that I date these guys because I think
416
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,336
that I don't deserve
any better than that?
417
00:16:44,323 --> 00:16:46,022
Well, you know what?
418
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,324
No!
419
00:16:47,392 --> 00:16:48,992
No more.
420
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:51,661
Because I am worth more than that.
421
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,663
Congratulations, Paige.
422
00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:56,933
You have reached a
new level of becoming.
423
00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:00,670
(all) Became, becoming, be Paige!
424
00:17:00,739 --> 00:17:02,979
♪♪
425
00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:04,775
_
426
00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:07,444
- Hey.
- Hey.
427
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,446
Listen, I'm so sorry.
428
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:10,814
For what?
429
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,110
You're just, like, this really nice guy
430
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,486
and I think before today,
that would have scared me away,
431
00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:18,254
but I don't know.
432
00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:20,836
Since being here, I've
realized that maybe I'm ready
433
00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:22,258
to be with someone
who's gonna be nice to me
434
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:25,428
rather than someone who's gonna,
I don't know, steal my stereo.
435
00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:26,796
That's such a relief.
436
00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:28,907
I thought that you had
been, like, scared off
437
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:31,034
- by my boring addiction for some reason.
- No!
438
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,369
So I actually broke into David's office
439
00:17:33,394 --> 00:17:35,638
and stole some heroin to impress you.
440
00:17:35,707 --> 00:17:36,906
You're kidding, right?
441
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:38,341
Yeah, totally.
442
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,776
- Um, about the heroin.
- Oh...
443
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:40,977
Excuse me.
444
00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,679
Can I see you and your friend Jordan
445
00:17:42,748 --> 00:17:44,114
in the office for a moment?
446
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:46,216
Uh... Uh, yeah, yeah.
447
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:48,861
Of course, great. Be right there!
448
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,166
- So ladies,
- _
449
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,235
we need to update your
credit card information,
450
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,591
because we have no card for you on file.
451
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,899
We actually have
nothing for you on file,
452
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,345
but we do have a record
of your stay so far.
453
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,937
So it's $30,000 for
the standard rehab fee.
454
00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:04,473
Another $5,000 in spa charges.
455
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:08,010
$600 for Becoming's swimsuits.
456
00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:11,179
Oh, and $500 for your 15-hand massage
457
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,752
that you failed to cancel
within the four-hour window.
458
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,026
Oh, is that all?
459
00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,813
And do you offer an installment plan?
460
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:18,588
We do.
461
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,935
It's one payment, in full.
462
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:26,173
- Are they following us?
- I don't know.
463
00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:27,595
I'm too afraid to turn around.
464
00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:29,963
(Chris) Paige? What's going on?
465
00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:32,799
Um, turns out maybe we're
not supposed to be here!
466
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,049
I'll call you.
467
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:42,268
(alarm blaring)
468
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:43,049
_
469
00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:47,962
Wait... What the hell are you doing?
470
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,163
Okay, we can go.
471
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:50,171
Hey!
472
00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:52,533
I've got heroin!
473
00:18:52,601 --> 00:18:54,234
Oooof!
474
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,308
Go, go, go, go!
475
00:19:01,377 --> 00:19:02,876
Hyah!
476
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,111
Here!
477
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,946
I got it!
478
00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,881
Go, go!
479
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,049
Oh!
480
00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,684
Oh, they're dragging Chris off!
481
00:19:10,753 --> 00:19:12,143
Oh, he really did steal the heroin.
482
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,135
- What a nice guy!
- Paige!
483
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,927
- Sorry.
- Hey, Paige.
484
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,291
Oh, hey, Doug.
485
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,993
Uh, I just wanted to
come and say thank you.
486
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:19,960
For what?
487
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,428
Look, I know you're not a real patient,
488
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:24,398
but what you said in group the
other day about self-esteem,
489
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,533
it really resonated with me.
490
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:29,047
It made me realize
that my compulsive lying
491
00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:30,871
was just a way to inflate my self-worth
492
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,607
and now I feel like I don't
have to do that anymore.
493
00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:36,377
Doug... I am so proud of you.
494
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,778
Thanks.
495
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,080
Tell them I'm not here.
496
00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:42,216
Oh, I don't do that anymore. Please!
497
00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,151
Hey, Doug.
498
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,552
Have you seen Jordan and Paige?
499
00:19:45,621 --> 00:19:47,254
Yeah, they're both
here, right in the bush.
500
00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,990
And they're huge drug dealers,
and I bought drugs from them,
501
00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:52,150
and I buffed one out in the massage oil.
502
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:54,228
Aren't you proud of me?
503
00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:56,463
Damn it, Doug! I ain't
got time for your bullshit.
504
00:19:56,532 --> 00:19:58,332
I'm not bullshitting...
They're right here in the bush.
505
00:19:58,401 --> 00:20:00,100
Let's check inside. It's
like a foot away, dude.
506
00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:02,201
Just look in the bush,
they're right there.
507
00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:06,832
Hey, Paige?
508
00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:09,043
Do you really feel like you
deserve to date assholes?
509
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,421
'Cause that's kinda crazy.
510
00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,179
Well, not anymore.
511
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,248
Didn't you hear about my breakthrough?
512
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,550
You don't need anybody
to tell you you're okay.
513
00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:18,050
'Cause you're okay.
514
00:20:18,387 --> 00:20:19,686
Oh, thanks.
515
00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:22,389
You ready to go back to our hot,
sweaty, disgusting apartment?
516
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,139
Yeah.
517
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,968
And guess what I'm
gonna turn into a bong!
518
00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,434
You know, being in
that place for two days
519
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:34,735
made me really grateful that
520
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:37,538
we're not addicted to anything.
521
00:20:37,606 --> 00:20:38,739
What?
522
00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,645
I don't know, something.
523
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,643
Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
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