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Please, you have to sign me
as your agent.
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How can I change your mind? Talk to me.
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I know your time is valuable,
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but Bernie Schotz wants to be in
business with the Jerky Mime Channel.
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I would not... lose all your money.
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What kind of agent do you think I am?
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Okay, I did that one time.
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Oh, what up, Jerky Mime?
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Bernie, you okay? I haven't seen
you this sad since we caught you
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getting a haircut at the "sit in little
racecars and get a balloon" place.
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Only good boys get a balloon.
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No one at Vuuugle wants me
to be their agent.
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Bizaardvark is still my only clients.
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Well, your only clients need your help.
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"Get Out! With Britt Pickles"
is coming to Vuuugle
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to shoot her Web show,
and we want to be on it.
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Everyone that goes on her show
becomes a huge star.
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We tried calling, but they don't take
you seriously unless your agent calls.
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How can I call myself a real
agent if I only have one client?
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Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
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Yeah.
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Bernie, you're definitely
cut out for this.
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You just need
to build up your confidence.
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Maybe you're meeting with
the wrong kind of people.
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Or maybe you're not a people person?
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Have you thought about animal clients?
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Animals on the Internet?
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I feel like you
might be on to something.
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(snorts)
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With this pig's skateboarding skills
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and Bernie's agent skills,
the sky is the limit.
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Now, we can't discuss business
on an empty stomach.
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Can I offer you some lunch?
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I have ham...
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bacon...
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and pulled pork.
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(squeals)
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So you're a rabbit who wears hats?
That's a great hook!
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Bernie's just in the bathroom,
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but I have a feeling you two
are gonna hit it off big-time.
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Hey, guys. Check out
this stupid hat I found.
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Isn't it the dumbest
thing you've ever seen?
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Oh, come on!
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(purrs)
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I just don't see it.
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Listen, kid, let me
give you some advice.
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Cheer up.
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The world wants to laugh.
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Now get out of my office.
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Next animal!
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Bernie, that's Grumpy Cat!
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You're telling me.
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Wait, what?
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I'm sorry. Uh, I would love
to represent you.
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Have you thought about
wearing funny hats?
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(theme music plays)
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Both: ♪ You could spend all day ♪
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♪ On a swing eating a baguette ♪
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♪ But why do boring things like that ♪
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♪ When there's the Internet? ♪
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♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
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- ♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ You could watch Dirk
doing crazy dares ♪
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- ♪ Saying, "Here we go" ♪
- Here we go!
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♪ He'll do anything you want ♪
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♪ Just don't try this at home ♪
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♪ Or watch Amelia teaching ya ♪
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♪ How to look your best ♪
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♪ Making over people is
her never-ending quest ♪
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♪ You could watch... ♪
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Do you have constant foot odor?
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♪ You could watch us make
ridiculously funny videos ♪
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♪ Like the one with evil pop-up books ♪
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♪ That punch you in the nose ♪
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♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
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♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
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And I... I missed it.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Pickle Nation!
It's me, Britt Pickles!
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"Get Out!" is getting out
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and headed to Vuuugle LA!
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I'll have lots of special guests
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and of course, I'll be bringing
my pickle launcher.
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Yeah!
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She's bringing the launcher?!
We gotta get on that show.
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- Hi!
- (both scream)
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It's me, Belissa.
Bizaardvark's biggest fan.
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Belissa, are you still interning here?
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Yep! They keep firing me,
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but I have access to
the badge-making machine!
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(laughing)
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You're my life force.
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Uh, hey, Belissa, I forgot.
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How much do you love us?
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- This much!
- Run!
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Hi, can you mail these autographed
photos out to my fans?
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Okay. And you are?
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Uh, Amelia?
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Amelia...
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Amelia! As in "Perfect Perfection With."
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Are you on the maintenance staff?
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(laughing) Am... I... on...
the... maintenance...
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No.
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I have the most successful
beauty channel at Vuuugle!
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Okay.
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So... now that you realize your mistake,
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you can subscribe to my channel.
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No thanks. I subscribe to Bizaardvark.
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Bye.
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That girl will subscribe to my channel.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Get ready to meet the newest addition
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to the Bernie Schotz
Entertainment empire.
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If you like dogs, but think
they're a little too friendly...
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then you're gonna love...
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- cats!
- (meowing)
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So, wait. You could have
signed Grumpy Cat,
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but instead you chose
two smelly street cats
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you obviously found in a Dumpster?
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Uhp-uhp-uhp! Behind a Dumpster.
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Look, any agent can work with big stars.
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A good agent finds talent
that needs a lot of work
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and builds them up into big stars,
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like I did with you two.
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Both: Uh...
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Open the crates and be dazzled
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as my cats make their way through
this elaborate obstacle course.
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(cameras beep)
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And... open!
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(yowling)
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Aah!
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(Bernie screaming, cats yowling)
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Oww, my face!
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Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww!
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Should we help him?
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Yeah, probably.
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(screaming continues)
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Whew.
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Meow.
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We're close.
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Wait, there's only one of them in the...
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(growling)
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Aah!
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Aah! The fur is in my mouth!
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Aah!
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Oh, the pain! The pain is unbearable!
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Help me, plea...
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Aah!
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(screaming)
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Is the other one still in the crate?
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Bernie... I'm so sorry.
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(cat screeches)
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Aah!
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You texted that you wanted to see me?
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Oh, how embarrassing.
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You caught me and my numerous
awards by surprise.
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That is embarrassing.
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So...
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So, I went through all
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of my 3.7 million subscribers
one by one,
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and I didn't see your name.
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- My name's Belissa!
- Yes.
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I know.
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You're the first person who's met me
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and hasn't wanted
to subscribe to my channel.
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But once you see what I do,
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I'm sure you'll change your mind.
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Let's start with a makeover.
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Why would I want a makeover?
I like me the way I am.
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Okay...
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I also do a lot of DIY projects.
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Like, I can make lip balm
out of rose petals.
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I like my lips cracked,
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that way I can hear it when I smile.
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(crackling)
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Uh... I can also teach you
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how to make a "Perfectly Perfect Salad."
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I only eat sugar. Bye!
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Hey, Bernie, we got you a get-well card.
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They only had one
with a cat on the front.
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I hope that doesn't trigger anything.
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- (laughing)
- Oww, my face!
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What are you watching?
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I posted the video
of the cats attacking me
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and it went viral.
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Oh, the pain! The pain is unbearable!
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Wait, are those cats
pulling you up the stairs?
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(phone rings)
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Bernie Schotz Entertainment.
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It's The Britt Pickles show!
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(both gasp)
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Really? You want my clients on the show?
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They would love to do it.
See you tomorrow.
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Guess what!
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You two are gonna be on
"Get Out! With Britt Pickles."
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(screaming)
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I'm sorry, could you guys
scooch out of the way?
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I'm trying to tell the cats they're
going on the Britt Pickles show.
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Both: What?!
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(meowing)
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So proud of you girls.
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I'd give you a hug, but...
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we all know how that would end.
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Bernie! You got your cats on the
Britt Pickles show instead of us?!
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You know how much we wanted that.
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It's not my fault.
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The producers saw my cat attack video.
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Maybe if you two had attacked my
face, they would have chosen you.
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Paige, get the camera.
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Now, ladies, I would love
to continue this conversation,
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but I have to go to the doctor
to get a bunch of shots.
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Who knew alley cats
were riddled with disease?
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I can't believe these smelly cats
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get to be on the Britt
Pickles show and we don't.
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I have an idea.
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What if we tame the cats?
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Then Bernie won't have an act.
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And since the show
will be streaming live,
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he'll have to put us on to save the day.
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But I don't know how to tame a cat.
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I do. Okay, promise you won't laugh,
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but I... am a cat whisperer.
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(snickers)
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Continue.
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My aunt has a bunch of cats,
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and over time, I've learned
techniques to calm them down,
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like soft ear nuzzles
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and butterfly kisses on their bellies.
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(chortles)
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Not about you,
I was thinking about a cartoon.
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I even put up a few videos online
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under the name "TameDaKitty."
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(laughs)
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I'm so sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
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I do weird stuff too.
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Ah, I am such a hypocrite.
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♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
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(cats meowing)
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Now, the first rule of cat
whispering is to be on their level.
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So get on your hands and knees
and speak like they do.
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Meow. Meow. Meow...
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Wow, we are really doing this. Okay.
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Meow. Meow.
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Paige, they're not tabby cats.
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Okay. Uh...
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Mee-ow! Mee-ow!
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They're not dying cats, either.
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- Meeyow!
- Whoa!
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Paige, that's their word!
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Well, I don't know. I'm a dog person!
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Listen, it's not "meow,"
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it's "meow."
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Hear the difference?
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No.
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(both meowing)
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(high-pitched meowing)
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I can't believe this worked.
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I'm sorry I doubted your methods.
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One question though.
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Why did I have to use
a giant litter box?
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00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,632
Oh, you didn't. That was just to
get you back for laughing at me.
264
00:12:57,668 --> 00:13:01,169
(laughing)
265
00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,174
Hey, Bernie. The Britt Pickles
people are upstairs setting up
266
00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,542
- and... (gasps)
- (meows)
267
00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:12,113
Oh my! What's going on here?
268
00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:14,416
They won't use their claws
or their teeth.
269
00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:16,318
They just want to love me!
270
00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:19,321
They might as well be dogs.
271
00:13:19,356 --> 00:13:21,289
Wow, Frankie,
272
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:24,259
Bernie's cats are somehow tame.
273
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:26,294
Oh, the timing!
274
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,331
That's too bad.
275
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:32,300
Attacking you was
really their only skill.
276
00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:37,605
It's a shame they don't have a real
talent, like playing guitar or keyboard.
277
00:13:37,641 --> 00:13:41,509
Girls, you just saved my little tushy.
278
00:13:41,545 --> 00:13:44,179
I mean my, uh, big boy butt...
279
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,349
Uh, Grandma calls it...
You know what? Thank you.
280
00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:53,488
"Get Out!"
281
00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:56,358
Crowd: With Britt Pickles!
282
00:13:56,393 --> 00:13:57,625
That's me.
283
00:13:57,661 --> 00:14:01,529
(cheering)
284
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:04,532
Vuuugle LA!
285
00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:08,536
Tonight's guest is Bernie Schotz and
a couple of special young ladies.
286
00:14:08,572 --> 00:14:12,340
This is it, Frankie.
This is the big time.
287
00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:14,309
(electronic music playing)
288
00:14:17,381 --> 00:14:20,115
Ladies and gentlemen!
289
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:25,186
You've seen them claw my eyes,
now let them warm your hearts!
290
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:29,124
Introducing Puff and Frankie!
291
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,593
(cheering)
292
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,464
(Bizaardvark music playing)
293
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,468
- Frankie and Paige: ♪ This is the ♪
- Bernie: ♪ Meow, Meow song ♪
294
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,237
♪ The Meow, Meow song ♪
295
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,571
♪ The Meow, Meow song ♪
296
00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:46,408
♪ Cats! Cats! ♪
297
00:14:46,443 --> 00:14:49,377
(cheering)
298
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,939
Bernie, what'd you do?!
299
00:14:57,974 --> 00:15:01,008
Your stupid cat act
is a direct copy of Bizaardvark!
300
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:04,145
Whoa, I don't know
where you got that idea.
301
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:07,849
First of all, they're cats,
you're people.
302
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:09,851
Why are we still talking?
303
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:14,889
Okay, that's a good point.
304
00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:18,126
But I have the right
to "borrow" Bizaardvark's style.
305
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:21,896
After all, I'm the one who
discovered you in the first place.
306
00:15:25,268 --> 00:15:28,936
(with British accent) A song
for your lunch money, guv'nor?
307
00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:32,807
(with British accent) Please, sir,
may I have some representation?
308
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:35,009
(bike bell ringing)
309
00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,119
You girls there!
310
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:48,122
I shall transform you into famous stars!
311
00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:51,192
But kind sir, we have no skills.
312
00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:54,028
Plus, we don't know how to do anything.
313
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:58,166
Well, that's all about to change.
314
00:15:58,201 --> 00:16:00,868
Say goodbye to your disgusting lives
315
00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:04,205
and... follow me!
316
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,911
Onward, Brixton!
317
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:14,815
Bernie, the only thing
realistic in that story
318
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,918
was that you don't know
how to ride a bike.
319
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,954
Please, I don't have to take this.
320
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:21,022
Brixton!
321
00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:27,128
Maybe I did imagine that.
322
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:32,800
I can't believe Bernie ripped
us off with those cats!
323
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,803
Let's get online right now and
tell the truth about that dingus.
324
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:38,806
Yeah, I'm bringing "dingus" back.
325
00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:40,908
Uh-oh, Frankie, I think it's too late.
326
00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:42,243
Look at these comments.
327
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:44,212
"Just watched
my first Bizaardvark video.
328
00:16:44,247 --> 00:16:47,982
"I liked it better the first time when
it was called 'Puff and Frankie.'"
329
00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:52,053
"The Comeback Song is a total
rip-off of The Meow Meow Song."
330
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:54,889
Those cats are gonna ruin us.
331
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:59,160
(in menacing tone)
Unless... those cats disappear.
332
00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:03,164
(in menacing tone) Yeah. And
we're the ones who can do it.
333
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,999
Yeah.
334
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:08,069
It's fun to talk like this, isn't it?
335
00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:09,971
Yeah.
336
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,807
Is your throat starting to hurt?
337
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,402
(normal voice) Yeah, a little let's go.
338
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:26,787
One Paige and Frankie.
339
00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:28,956
Two Paige and Frankie.
340
00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:30,958
Three Paige and Frankie.
341
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:41,135
Subscribe to "Perfect Perfection
with Amelia."
342
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:43,272
Something's wrong.
343
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:49,277
(shrieks) Amelia, what are
you doing in here?
344
00:17:49,312 --> 00:17:51,979
You can't just
sneak into someone's bedroom.
345
00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:54,181
That's nutball behavior.
346
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:56,117
No, it isn't.
347
00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:59,887
I'm here for a subscribe-over...
uh, sleepover!
348
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:05,793
Is your room an exact replica
of Frankie's bedroom?
349
00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:06,927
Not exact.
350
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,162
Real Frankie's not in it.
351
00:18:08,197 --> 00:18:10,197
Only the life-sized
wax mannequin I made.
352
00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:16,137
That's Frankie's real hair.
353
00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,134
Now I think you should leave.
354
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,943
Belissa, why don't you like me?
355
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:26,247
I've never met someone who doesn't
want to subscribe to my channel.
356
00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:30,017
Wait. Do you want me to like you
or subscribe to your channel?
357
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:32,920
What's the difference?
358
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:37,158
Amelia, there's a difference
between who you are
359
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:39,093
and what you put online.
360
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:42,997
And if you can't separate the two,
361
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:45,032
then you're crazy.
362
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,034
Right, Frankie?
363
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:48,202
(Frankie's voice) Right, Belissa.
364
00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:51,172
(screaming)
365
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:54,108
I should have mentioned
I put a voice box in it!
366
00:18:55,878 --> 00:19:00,047
Hey, who wants to go snoop around
in Old Man McFlannigan's barn?
367
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:04,085
But, Frankie, that place is haunted!
368
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,822
Oh, the wacky adventures we get into!
369
00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:14,762
(cats meowing)
370
00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:17,765
This doesn't feel right.
371
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,967
Don't you think getting rid of
the cats might be going too far?
372
00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:21,135
Paige, we just got here!
373
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:24,839
How can you already
be on the moral high ground?
374
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:28,809
Because Bernie was so down about
not having any other clients,
375
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,945
and just because it affects us
negatively doesn't mean...
376
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,246
You know what, it's fine.
377
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:35,216
Every time we have this kind of
argument, you're always right.
378
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:37,218
Let's just leave the cats here,
and... Oh! there they go!
379
00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:38,253
(meows)
380
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,159
- Frankie!
- What?!
381
00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:46,794
No, I'm calling for the cat.
382
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:47,995
Human Frankie, you search over there.
383
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,830
Wait, I'm "Human Frankie" now,
384
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:50,998
but the cat is just "Frankie?"
385
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:54,235
Well, the cat's not gonna
respond to "Cat Frankie."
386
00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:56,905
Girls...
387
00:19:58,274 --> 00:20:00,074
I think you owe me an apology.
388
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,876
Bernie, we are so sor...
389
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,210
No, wait, I said that wrong.
390
00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:06,947
I owe you an apology.
391
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:10,217
Man, I practiced so many times.
392
00:20:11,954 --> 00:20:14,221
Guys, I messed up.
393
00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,924
I guess I wanted
another client so badly,
394
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,859
I lost sight of our friendship.
395
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:20,161
We all lose sight of things...
396
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,897
friendship, cats.
397
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,301
Anyway, I called Britt Pickles
and she had this great idea
398
00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:29,170
where I could give Puff and Frankie
399
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:31,272
to a little girl, live on the air.
400
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:34,074
And I said I'd do it if
you guys got to play a song.
401
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,977
Really? You did that for us?
402
00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:40,948
Yeah, you're my two
most important clients.
403
00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:44,318
As long as I'm repping you guys,
I consider myself a success.
404
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:47,254
Wow. Thanks, Bernie.
405
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,193
(cats yowling)
406
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,996
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
407
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,034
And now, since
Bernie Schotz Entertainment
408
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:02,937
will be focusing on
its most talented clients,
409
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,872
Bizaardvark,
410
00:21:04,907 --> 00:21:07,174
I'd like you, cute little girl,
411
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:10,044
to give Puff and Frankie
the good home they deserve.
412
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:13,080
(cheering)
413
00:21:15,952 --> 00:21:18,285
You think anyone's going to notice
we put in two different cats?
414
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:20,054
(cats yowling)
415
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:21,255
Aah!
416
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:25,893
(screaming)
417
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:28,162
Well, you're the one who
always does the right thing.
418
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:30,097
What do you think we should do?
419
00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:31,132
Bernie: Oww, my face!
420
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,199
Run!
421
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:34,034
Aah!
422
00:21:35,238 --> 00:21:38,038
♪ When I first saw you, blob fish ♪
423
00:21:38,074 --> 00:21:39,907
♪ I said I really like your style ♪
424
00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:41,976
Welcome back to hour seven
425
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:45,179
of the "Amelia Watches
Bizaardvark Videos" marathon.
426
00:21:45,214 --> 00:21:48,215
Coming up next, more Bizaardvark videos!
427
00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:50,184
Bizaardvark! Bizaardvark! Bizaardvark!
428
00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:53,087
Bizaardvark!
429
00:21:53,122 --> 00:21:56,891
Wow, Amelia! I can't
put my finger on it,
430
00:21:56,926 --> 00:22:00,861
but there's something about this new
direction that I'm really responding to.
431
00:22:00,897 --> 00:22:03,797
I'm gonna go subscribe
to your channel right now!
432
00:22:06,135 --> 00:22:08,168
Everybody likes me.
433
00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:12,106
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
434
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,944
Thanks for giving me
another chance, Grumpy Cat.
435
00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:19,113
I really think you're gonna
want to sign with me
436
00:22:19,148 --> 00:22:22,049
when you hear the mega hits
I've produced with other cats.
437
00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:23,951
(electronic music playing)
438
00:22:23,986 --> 00:22:25,886
Bernie's voice: ♪ This
is the Meow, Meow song ♪
439
00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:27,154
♪ The Meow, Meow song ♪
440
00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,822
♪ The Meow, Meow song ♪
441
00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:31,825
♪ Cats! Cats! ♪
442
00:22:31,861 --> 00:22:33,928
No, not a hip-hop fan?
443
00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:35,863
That's okay, I got others.
444
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,531
Frankie and Paige:
♪ You gotta love the ♪
445
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,300
- Bernie: ♪ Meow, meow ♪
- Frankie and Paige: ♪ And all their helpful ♪
446
00:22:39,335 --> 00:22:40,335
Bernie: ♪ Cats ♪
447
00:22:42,939 --> 00:22:44,238
Oh, boy, uh...
448
00:22:44,273 --> 00:22:47,141
Uh, I know what you need, hard rock.
449
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:49,176
Feast your fluffy ears on this.
450
00:22:49,211 --> 00:22:51,178
(rock music plays)
451
00:22:51,213 --> 00:22:53,080
Frankie and Paige:
♪ Everything's better with ♪
452
00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:54,281
Bernie: ♪ Meow, meow! ♪
453
00:22:54,317 --> 00:22:56,917
(meowing guitar solo)
454
00:22:56,953 --> 00:22:58,852
Yeah.
455
00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:01,789
So, you ready to sign?
456
00:23:01,824 --> 00:23:03,057
(purring)
457
00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:06,961
Oh. Disappointed to hear that.
458
00:23:08,064 --> 00:23:09,897
Best of luck with your "career."
459
00:23:12,868 --> 00:23:14,201
(door slams)