1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 GEORGE: Fact - people die. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,999 Fact - when someone dies, what makes them real, makes them human, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,999 goes with them. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:11,999 I know this to be true 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,999 from the hours that I spent sitting with my wife 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 in the days after she died. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,999 Her face, the one I'd loved for so many years, 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,999 was the same face. 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,999 But the person I loved was no longer in residence. 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Laura had left the building. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,999 Fact - just because someone has left the building 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,999 doesn't mean they can't come back to be... 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 A complete pain in the proverbial backside. 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,999 Hey there, you. Hey there, you. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,999 Hope I'm not disturbing you. No, no. Same old, same old. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,999 Just thought you might like to know we're coming over. 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,999 To here? Yep. 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,999 For the one year. Oh, my god. Has it been a year? 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,999 Almost. Holy... 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,999 Exactly. 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,999 Roger and Trish are very keen that we're all there. 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,999 They have something planned. They do? What? 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,999 They won't say. Uh, I don't see this ending well. 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,999 Yep. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,999 One year. 26 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,999 Far out. Yeah, exactly. 27 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,177 How are you feeling? 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,999 Think it'll sneak up on me when I least expect it, 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 which is why, I suspect, I will need you by my side. 30 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,999 When is this thing they've got planned? 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,999 Well, we're looking at heading over next week for a week or so. 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,999 Bugger, I'm not here. You're not? 33 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,999 No, I'm away on a story in Perth. 34 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,999 You're the editor. You never leave the office. 35 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,999 Times are tough, George. Even the editor has to go to the coalface. 36 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,999 Can't you get a lackey to do it? No. 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,999 Not next week, I'm afraid. Sorry. 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,999 Bugger. Bugger. 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,999 What do you think they've got planned? 40 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,999 I mean, I know we should go 41 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,999 and we definitely need to do something for Mum but... 42 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,999 Oi. 43 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,999 I was kind of hoping we could do something here. 44 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,999 Why is that, Arlo? Because you finally got a girlfriend? 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,999 Yes, actually. 46 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,999 And there is a clock ticking until she leaves. 47 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,999 Maybe Anna can come with us. 48 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,999 We're not going to Sydney. 49 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,999 Yes, we are. 50 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,999 No, we're not. 51 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,295 Are we good? You and I? Yeah, of course. 52 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,999 Just, you seem a bit... 53 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,999 We're fine, George. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,999 I'm just bummed I'm not gonna be here to hold your hand 55 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:09,999 for the Roger and Trish show. 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,999 Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. 57 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,999 Yeah, well, just grit your teeth and remember it's all about Laura. 58 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,999 (RINGTONE PLAYS) 59 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,999 And, speak of the devil, Roger and Trish. 60 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,999 Probably with a dress code for the event. 61 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,999 Yeah, well, you better take that. 62 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,999 Absolutely, I must. 63 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 George? Trish. It's me. 64 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,471 Did you put her up to it? 65 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,999 ARLO: Seriously, why aren't we going to Sydney? 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,412 Put who up to what? Shay. 67 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 But I agreed to pay you back for the ticket. 68 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,999 Not that. What she took with her. 69 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,999 Sorry? 70 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,999 I'm not giving her back? Giving who back? 71 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,999 She what? 72 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,999 We went to check on Laura's ashes in the urn 73 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,999 when we were talking about the crypt and they weren't there. 74 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,999 Sorry, the what? 75 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,999 The crypt, though mausoleum is more accurate and ornamental house is... 76 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,999 The point is, George, Laura's ashes were not in her urn. 77 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,999 And you think Shay took them? Who else? 78 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,999 Well, are you sure your cleaner 79 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:56,999 didn't put them up the vacuum cleaner? 80 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,999 This is my daughter you're talking about. 81 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,999 And my wife. 82 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,999 All of us were told, in no uncertain terms, 83 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,999 never to touch the urn. 84 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 We're sure it was Shay, George. 85 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,999 Shay. 86 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,999 Yeah. 87 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,118 We're definitely not going to Sydney. 88 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Shay, what are they talking about? 89 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,999 Grandpa was talking about building this thing for Mum. 90 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,999 A crypt. 91 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,999 Yeah, this monument where he and Grandma 92 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,999 could show off dead Mum to their mates 93 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,999 and it freaked me out really bad. 94 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,999 Mum would die, even more, 95 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,999 being stuck in a place like that for eternity. 96 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,999 You get what I'm saying, right? So, you stole the ashes? 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:39,999 I defended Mum against... 98 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,999 You took Laura's ashes and you brought them here, right? 99 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,999 Yes. 100 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,999 You smuggled Mum into New Zealand? Yes, didn't I just say that? 101 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,999 And no-one noticed 102 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 you had the remains of our mother in your luggage? 103 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,999 Obviously not. 104 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,999 But New Zealand is, like, obsessed with biosecurity. 105 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,999 Which part of "obviously not" wasn't obvious enough for you? 106 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,059 Where's Laura now? 107 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,999 Well, that's dignified. 108 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,824 It's more dignified than what they were planning. 109 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,999 Dubious. 110 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 No, Arlo. I saved her. 111 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,942 I literally saved Mum from a fate worse than death. 112 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,999 Yes, the ashes are here and they're intact. 113 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,999 Then you need to bring them back when you come over. 114 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,999 No. That's not gonna happen. 115 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,999 I told you he'd side with her. 116 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,999 Look, it's not a question of me siding with Shay. 117 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's a question of me being weirded out by this whole thing. 118 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I'm not even sure what the laws are 119 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,999 when it comes to transporting ashes between countries, for a start. 120 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,999 Well, that didn't seem to worry Shay. 121 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,999 Yeah, well, young people don't think about things like that. I do. 122 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,999 So, she wins? 123 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,999 It's not a question of winning, Trish. 124 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,999 Why didn't you tell me about the crypt? 125 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,999 We assumed, when you left her ashes with us, it was our call. 126 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 No. No, it was... 127 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,999 It was the best way to deal with things at the time. 128 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,999 We agreed that we would talk about it after a year. 129 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,999 And we thought you'd like the idea so we went ahead. 130 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,999 Well, I don't, starting with the word crypt. 131 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,999 It freaks me out, like Laura's gonna rise up, wrapped in bandages. 132 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,999 Which is why you don't dwell on the word... 133 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,999 Look, if you're not going to bring her back here, well, send her back. 134 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,999 What? No, I'm not putting Laura in a box and posting her back to you. 135 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 So, you get to keep her? Only until we work something out. 136 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,999 And it is not gonna be a crypt. 137 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Do you have a better suggestion? No. 138 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,999 No, I... 139 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 I don't. 140 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,999 We'll come to you. 141 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,999 Obviously, we need to sort this out face to face, 142 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,765 so it's best we come to you, unless you have a better suggestion. 143 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,999 No. No. 144 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,999 No. Good. 145 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 And goodnight. Night. 146 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Thank you. 147 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,999 For what? Not giving in to them. 148 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,999 Don't. Don't what? 149 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,999 Don't try and make me a hero when all I want to do is be furious with you. 150 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,999 I did what you would've done. Not necessarily. 151 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,883 Fine. Then I did what was right. 152 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,999 And now the grandparents of the apocalypse are heading this way. 153 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Are they gonna stay here with us? 154 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,999 There must be something somewhere. 155 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,999 You do grasp what time of year it is, don't you, George? 156 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yes, yes, when all the summer people flock into town. 157 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:17,999 There is so little accommodation available 158 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,999 that we don't even run an Accommodation Available section 159 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,999 because it just gets people's hopes up. 160 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 What about the yurt place? The what place? 161 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:27,999 The yurt place. 162 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,999 I don't think George's in-laws sound like yurt people, honey. 163 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,999 Well, that depends. What's a yurt? 164 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 It's a portable structure the Mongol hordes carried with them 165 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,999 as they swept across Asia. 166 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,999 I didn't think the Mongol hordes made it as far as Weld. 167 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,999 They didn't but hippies did. 168 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,999 And, for a fee, they will erect a yurt in your backyard. 169 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,999 Yeah, well, there are certain Mongol horde similarities 170 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,999 but Gloria's right - I don't think they're yurt people. 171 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,999 I think all those yurts are being used 172 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,999 up in the Drum and Bass Festival near Stafford anyway. 173 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,999 Could always try the motel. 174 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,999 They get a lot of cancellations. 175 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,999 I've stayed at that motel. I know why they get cancellations. 176 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 That's us out of options. 177 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,942 Unless Monty has something empty. 178 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,236 Sorry, George, but this time of year... 179 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 ..even the least desirable property 180 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,999 is desired in ways that bring joy to the heart of the agent renting them. 181 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,999 There's not something on the market that's standing empty? 182 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,999 Those, prize snapper, have long since swum off 183 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,999 to spawn many, many rental dollars. 184 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:19,999 You could try the yurt place. 185 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,999 Something about a Drum and Bass Festival. 186 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,999 Ah, right, yeah. 187 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,999 They're pretty big on yurts, the drum and basses. 188 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,883 Hey, why don't you try the motel? They've always got cancellations. 189 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,999 At least, if they stay at the motel, 190 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,999 they'll have some idea what it's like to be stuck in a crypt. 191 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 The best thing you can do for the foreseeable future, young lady, 192 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:37,999 is remain very quiet. 193 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,999 Did you seriously just use the phrase "young lady"? 194 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,999 So, I guess they'll be staying with us then. 195 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,999 We can put them in my room and I'll sleep on the couch. 196 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,999 Oh, yeah, they're so gonna love that. 197 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,999 Everything OK here? 198 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Yes, it's excellent, thanks, Emma. 199 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,999 She... she really does try her best. 200 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,706 Yeah, not that you're biased. 201 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,999 We need to get them in the best frame of mind possible, alright? 202 00:07:59,000 --> 00:07:59,999 Well, staying at our place isn't gonna help that. 203 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,999 They like to drink. 204 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,999 Well, so, we just keep them drunk all the time. 205 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,999 Can't hurt. 206 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,999 Hey, Woody, you wouldn't be able to whip up 207 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,999 a brand-new bedroom with ensuite by tomorrow, can ya? 208 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,999 With ensuite. 209 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,999 Uh, it's a bit tricky with all the plumbing 210 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,999 and, no, I can't because I promised Trace 211 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 that I would fix her cupboard door that's been sticking. 212 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:19,999 Why? What's the big rush? 213 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,999 Laura's parents are coming to visit. Oh, the flash ones. 214 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,999 Yep. Them. 215 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,999 Coming to see the grandkids, eh? Aw, that's nice. 216 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,765 It's not that straightforward. 217 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,999 It's been one year since Laura passed away. 218 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,999 Oh, my god. Momentous. 219 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,999 Well, you know, if I could help, I would, mate. 220 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,999 Woody, I didn't really expect you to whip me up a room in 24 hours. 221 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,999 We just need to find somewhere for them to stay, somewhere nice. 222 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 You should try the motel. He said nice, Woody. 223 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,999 I can sort something out for you. 224 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,999 I thought everything was full up at this time of year. 225 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,999 It is, except this place. 226 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:52,999 How come? 227 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,883 Are you looking a gift horse in the mouth, George? 228 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,999 Well, no offence but these are very picky people. 229 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,999 OK, well, how about you finish your lunch 230 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,999 and then you and I can take a drive 231 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,999 and, if it doesn't meet your very high standards, 232 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,059 you can carry on looking elsewhere. 233 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,295 Truly can't be any worse than the motel. 234 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Yeah. 235 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Wow. 236 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,999 GEORGE: Emotions can be managed up to a point. 237 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,999 The right setting, the right ambience, 238 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,999 can go a long way towards the desired tone, 239 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,999 the best in which... 240 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,999 Ideally. 241 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,999 ..emotions can be massaged and moulded. 242 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,999 How is this place empty at this time of year? 243 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,999 Oh, long-ish story. 244 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,999 Think it'll do the trick? 245 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,999 Oh, they'll find fault in it, as they always do, 246 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,059 but it's light years better than staying at my place. 247 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 This is great. 248 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,999 Suitable for your in-laws? Absolutely. 249 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,999 And I'm not just saying that because the best alternative 250 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,999 this far is a yurt. 251 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,999 The yurts are all in Stafford. 252 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,999 So, why is it empty? 253 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,999 How long are they staying? 254 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,236 Well, that very much depends on how the negotiations go. 255 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,999 I'm sorry? 256 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 It's been a year since Laura died. 257 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,999 Oh, my god. 258 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,999 We were meant to be going over there but there's a slight problem, 259 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 in that Shay... 260 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,999 ..hijacked the ashes. 261 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,999 What? 262 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 When Shay came back from Sydney, she brought Laura... 263 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,999 ..or at least Laura's ashes with her. 264 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,999 Oh. K. 265 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,118 Let's just say there's an ongoing dispute over the final resting place. 266 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,999 So, I can rent this from whoever owns it for as long as they stay? 267 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,999 Oh, it's fine. 268 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,118 I don't want money. 269 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,412 This is your place? Yeah. 270 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,999 In a roundabout sort of way. 271 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 But what about where you live? Also mine. 272 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 I'm a lady of property. I'm quite a catch, actually. 273 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,999 This house was given to Robbie and me on our wedding day. 274 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,999 Big Mac. Got it in one. 275 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:57,999 Generous man. 276 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,999 Well, the catch was we were to fill it with grandchildren 277 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:05,999 but, of course, Robbie moved out by moving to prison 278 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,999 and I couldn't stand being here anymore 279 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,999 so moved back to my old place. 280 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 It's been empty ever since. 281 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,999 Actually, you should probably speak to Big Mac, 282 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,999 even though, legally, it belongs to Robbie and me. 283 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,999 You know what he's like. 284 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,059 In his head, it still belongs to him. You're onto it. 285 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Are you OK? Yeah. Why? 286 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 One year. 287 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 You know, I haven't really stopped to think about it yet. 288 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,999 Events have kind of gotten in the way. 289 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,118 Well, when you do, if you need a shoulder to cry on... 290 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Thank you. 291 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,589 How on earth did you get her through customs? 292 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,999 In a boot. A boot? 293 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,999 Yes, stuffed in my boot in my bag 294 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,999 and, yes, I'm a terrible person and it really wasn't dignified 295 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,999 but I was in a hurry to get out of there so I... 296 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,059 I...it was what worked at the time. 297 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,353 No-one's saying you're a terrible person. 298 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,999 This thing that my grandparents were talking about building. 299 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 The crypt. Yes. 300 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,999 It sounded hideous. 301 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,999 It was a monument to them, not her. 302 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,999 Ooh, the crypt. 303 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,999 Will you stop saying that? Sorry. Just, it's a cool word. 304 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,999 But my mum isn't ending up in one, if I have anything to do with it. 305 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,999 So, where is she now, your mum, her ashes? 306 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,999 In a plastic bag in a bowl on the kitchen bench. 307 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Oh, no. No, that won't do at all. 308 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Come with me. 309 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Where? You'll see. Come with me. 310 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,999 And she was actually at the house when she made this offer? 311 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,999 Yes. Wow. 312 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,999 After vowing she would never again 313 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,999 set foot in my exceedingly generous gift? 314 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,999 I think she was just trying to do me a favour 315 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,999 and it is a lovely house. 316 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,999 (GRUNTS) 317 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 And these are Laura's parents? 318 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,706 Yes. With all that that entails. Which is what? 319 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,999 Well, they're old-school, money, Sydney with certain expectations. 320 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,999 Certainly ones that I've never been able to live up to. 321 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,999 They sound fascinating. That's another word for it. 322 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,999 Yes, of course you can use the house, George. 323 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,999 Thanks. On one condition. 324 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,999 Which is? 325 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,883 You let me host a party for them when they arrive. 326 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,999 It can be a celebration of family. 327 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,999 Um... 328 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 (MOTOR STARTS) 329 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,999 (PHONE RINGS) 330 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,999 Accommodation issue sorted. That's good. 331 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,999 You need to grab Arlo and come to Zac's place. 332 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,999 Why? What have you done now? 333 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,999 I haven't done anything. 334 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,589 Get your arse up here, George. It's all good. 335 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,999 Why do Arlo and I need to go to Zac's? 336 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,295 I don't know. They won't tell me until you guys get here. 337 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,999 They just keep smiling at me. 338 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 OK. On my way. 339 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,999 Hello. Ohp, got it. 340 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,999 Still can't believe you smuggled your mum. 341 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,999 That's some balls right there. 342 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,999 Didn't really think of it like that. 343 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Oh. In terms of balls. 344 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,706 I like that you did what you thought was right. 345 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Hey. Welcome. Have a seat. 346 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 As requested, here we are. Go and get the thing. 347 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,999 Why are we here? 348 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,999 When families argue over things like this, 349 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,999 usually the one who gets forgotten 350 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,353 is the most important person in the room. 351 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,999 Which is why, luckily, Zac has one or two skills, 352 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 beyond fathering children. 353 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,999 The thing is, we get how families will always argue 354 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,883 about what happens to loved ones 355 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,177 long after the loved one shuffles off. 356 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,059 And that's why we have hura kohatu. 357 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,999 A year after the passing in Latangi, everyone gets together again 358 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,999 and the headstone is unveiled. 359 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,999 And all the arguments that happened the year before 360 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,999 are meant to be put to rest. 361 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Sometimes they are, sometimes not so much. 362 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,999 But we figure, even if you guys 363 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,999 are still arguing over Laura a year later, 364 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,999 she may as well be resting in something made with aroha 365 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 while you do it. 366 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Aroha means love. 367 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,999 Yeah, I got the context, thanks, Billy. 368 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,706 It's gotta be better than a plastic bag, right? 369 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,999 Yeah. 370 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,999 Or some well-manicured version of the ever after. 371 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Laura would've hated it with a passion. 372 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,999 Thank you, Zac. Just looking after the loved ones. 373 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 That's what it's all about. 374 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 OK. Bring it on. 375 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,999 Did you scrub the toilet? Yes. 376 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,999 Properly? 377 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,999 Yes, it sparkles. You could eat lunch off the bowl. 378 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,530 Did you vacuum everywhere? 379 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,999 Dad, it doesn't matter. Nothing we do will be good enough. 380 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,999 (PHONE RINGS) True. But it's good to know. 381 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Then yes. 382 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,999 Hello, Trish. 383 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,999 The address you gave us, are you sure that's right? 384 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,999 Yes. Why? 385 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 We're outside that address. Frankly, the place is a dump. 386 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,999 Shay said you were having work done 387 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,999 but this places looks half finished, at best, 388 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,118 and like it's been thrown together... 389 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,999 Yeah. Hi. 390 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,999 So, how was your flight? 391 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,999 It took off, landed. Everything you want in a flight. 392 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,999 Good. 393 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,999 And the drive down? 394 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,999 Yeah, not much traffic. 395 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,999 A little bit off the beaten path here. 396 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,999 It is. 397 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,999 We like Weld. It suits us. 398 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,999 We had to cancel everything, you know? 399 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,999 Cancel what? A lot of our friends. 400 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,999 Most of the partners from Laura's firm. 401 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000 It was very embarrassing. Well, I'm sorry about that. 402 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Where is she? 403 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Shay? 404 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,999 We had no idea you had such a big deal planned. 405 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 It was meant to be a surprise. 406 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 This is by a local craftsman. 407 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,999 This is your plan for her final resting place? 408 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 No, we don't actually have a plan. 409 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,999 Then you won't mind if we take Laura home with us. 410 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,999 Yes, we do, actually, and that is what we're here to talk about. 411 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 So, let us talk. No, not now. 412 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,999 There's a party in your honour tonight. 413 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 In our honour? Yes. You'll see. 414 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,999 And I need to get you to your accommodation. 415 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,999 Well, we're not staying here? 416 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,999 No, we don't actually have a spare room. 417 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,999 So, I arranged a house. Well, that's a pity. 418 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Yes, it is. 419 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Shall we go now? 420 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,883 Big Mac will send a car for you. 421 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,999 Big Mac, as in the hamburger? 422 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,999 No, as in Bill McNamara, it's just what people call him. 423 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,999 Is it formal because we haven't exactly packed...? 424 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,999 Whatever you wear will be fine. 425 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,999 You entrusted her to us. 426 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,999 I had many other things on my mind. 427 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,999 Going mad? Shifting our only grandchildren to another country? 428 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,999 This would never have happened if you'd stayed in Sydney. 429 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,999 We'd still have to have this conversation, though. 430 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,589 Or you quite simply could've accepted our very generous offer. 431 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,999 No. 432 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,999 I'm with Shay on this one. This whole crypt idea... 433 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,999 It helps if you don't think of it as a crypt. 434 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Whatever you call it, Roger, it doesn't sound right to me. 435 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,999 It doesn't sound like Laura. 436 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,999 And do you have a better idea, George? 437 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,999 That's what we'll talk about. 438 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 The car will be here at 5. 439 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,999 Dad, do we have to go? Yes. 440 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,999 So, Grandma can have a go at me in front of Big Mac's rich mates? Yay. 441 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,999 Trish knows how to play nice in social situations. 442 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,999 Oh, until she gets half a dozen wines into her. 443 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,999 OK, here's the thing. 444 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,999 Yes, Trish is angry with Shay, with all of us. 445 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,999 Mainly with Shay. 446 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,999 So, what we have to do is get round that 447 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,883 so we can knock this whole crypt idea on the head. 448 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 And that job starts tonight and we all have to play our part. 449 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 You got that? 450 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,999 Which is why we are going to Big Mac's party 451 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,706 and we are going to enjoy it, 452 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,999 no matter how much we hate it. 453 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Alright? 454 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,999 Ah, here's our driver. Uh, hello. 455 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,236 Kia or a, tena korua. 456 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,999 What's that mean? Means hello to the two of you. 457 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,999 Uh. Is that Maori? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 458 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Are you a Maori? No. 459 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,999 Maybe. Maybe a teeny bit, somewhere in the past. You never know. 460 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,999 But, fundamentally, no. 461 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,999 Then why are you speaking Maori? 462 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,999 Oh, I'm just trying to show you a little bit of local culture. 463 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 And you're this Big Mac fellow's driver? 464 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,999 No. 465 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I'm his son. 466 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 But, also, yes. 467 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,236 Who are these people? 468 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,999 I think this is Weld's version of Downton Abbey. 469 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,999 The rich bit. 470 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,999 We may be the plebs here but we are definitely at the right party. 471 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,999 Wee tipple, George? 472 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,999 Non-alcoholic, please. 473 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,999 I might need to keep my wits about me. 474 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,999 Yeah. They're interesting, your in-laws, aren't they? 475 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,999 Special. 476 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,999 Yeah. Very. 477 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,999 Best of luck for your one-year thing, aye? 478 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Thanks, Monty. 479 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,999 Need a friendly face? Yes, please. 480 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,999 Welcome to the social elite. 481 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,999 A whole new world to me. Mmm. Old world to me. 482 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,999 Clearly, you still have enough standing to make the invite list. 483 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,999 I seriously doubt that, 484 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,999 although he was very insistent that I be here. 485 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,999 Maybe he knew I'd need some moral support. 486 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Maybe he did. 487 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,999 We could spread Mum in the garden around the house. 488 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,999 As in, fertiliser? 489 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 OK, maybe not. 490 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,999 Hey, grave robber. Don't call me that. 491 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,999 But that thing you did with the ash smuggling, 492 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,999 totally on my bucket list. 493 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,999 Don't tell Dad. 494 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,999 What about at the bottom of the property, overlooking the sea? 495 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,999 Where Woody built the long drop? Well, yeah, no-one ever used it. 496 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,999 And the view is great. 497 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,412 My dad has a secret supply of sky rockets. 498 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,999 We could blast your mum into orbit. 499 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 No. Why not? It'd be awesome. 500 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 No. 501 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,999 We're trying to figure out how to dispose of Laura's body. 502 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,999 Ashes, not body. 503 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,999 Same diff. 504 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:31,999 Yeah, but not a crypt. 505 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,999 I'd hate to end up in one of those things. They are creepy. 506 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,999 Exactly. It's OK, Dad. 507 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,999 When you die, I'm gonna have you stuffed and mounted on the wall 508 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,999 like this. 509 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,999 Yeah. You can wheel me out to scare the kids at Halloween. 510 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 You're onto it. 511 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,999 My dearly departed Norma has a lovely headstone, 512 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,999 nothing like what Roger says you're planning, 513 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 but it's so comforting to go there to remember. 514 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,999 A place. Just for her. Exactly. 515 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,999 Been a few years since we've been up to visit her, mind you. 516 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,999 That's not the point, Bill. 517 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,999 Knowing there's a place. That's the important thing. 518 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,999 Entirely. It's because Dad's off the rum. 519 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,999 Dad, here, he's a bit emotional when he gets a few rums in him. 520 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 The rum demon, we call it. 521 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,471 Shouldn't you be attending to the barbeque? 522 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,353 The word crypt is inaccurate in this case 523 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,999 because a crypt is typically underground. 524 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,999 What we're looking at is better termed a mausoleum. 525 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,999 It doesn't matter what it's called, Grandpa. It's still wrong. 526 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,999 Well, if you'd stayed around long enough to see the plans, 527 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,999 you'd think differently. 528 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,999 I wouldn't bet on that. 529 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,999 The people at the cemetery call it an ornamental house. 530 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,999 Trish and I will both end up there too. 531 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 And you two, if you want. 532 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 It costs an absolute fortune but they're very peaceful. 533 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,999 (SOMEONE DINGS A WINE GLASS) 534 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,999 Thank you. Thank you. 535 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,999 I won't take up too much of your time. 536 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,999 Heard that one before. 537 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,999 I just want to thank you all for coming at such short notice 538 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,999 and especially to welcome Roger and Trish, our guests of honour, 539 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,999 here to Weld. 540 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,999 Thank you. Thank you. 541 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,999 Hear, hear. 542 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,999 We wholeheartedly acknowledge that the reasons they're here 543 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,999 aren't exactly ideal. 544 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,999 But we hope that they find the healing they seek 545 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,999 in our little town. 546 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Family. There's nothing more important. 547 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,999 But it isn't easy 548 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,999 and sometimes the lessons we learn aren't exactly palatable. 549 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,000 As most of you know, my family's been through a hard time 550 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,999 over the last little while. 551 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,999 My son, Robbie, strayed from the path and ended up leaving us. 552 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,999 But just today I've heard some wonderful news. 553 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,999 My lawyers have done what lawyers do 554 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,589 and I'm sure I'll be getting the bill for it. 555 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:48,999 But the point is that my son is coming home very soon. 556 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,999 There's still a lot of healing to be done 557 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,118 but I live in hope that we can put the past behind us. 558 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,999 And, like Roger and Trish here, 559 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000 we can move forward knowing that family is the most important thing. 560 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 To family. Cheers. MAN: To family. 561 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,999 Fiona. Fiona, hold on. 562 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,118 My guess is you knew none of that. Good guess, George. 563 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 You OK? No, I'm not OK. 564 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,999 Sorry. 565 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,999 It's not your fault. 566 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Ooh, he's such a bastard. 567 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,999 You know, it's so typical. 568 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,999 He didn't even have the balls to call me and tell me in person. 569 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,999 He had to bring me here so he could tell all of his mates, 570 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,999 so they could all just take a good, long look 571 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,999 at the woman that put his son in prison, 572 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,999 just to remind everyone who the bad person is here. 573 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 That's not remotely true, Fiona. 574 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 You were invited because you're important to Weld and to me. 575 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,999 And I only found out about Robbie 20 minutes ago. 576 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,589 Could have taken me aside, have a quiet word. 577 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,999 Oh, I think you gave up that right 578 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 when you went to the police instead of coming to me. 579 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,999 So, you can sweep it all under the rug. 580 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Sorted out in a family way. 581 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,999 He still loves you, you know. 582 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Good for him. 583 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,824 You should write an editorial about prodigal sons and forgiveness. 584 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,999 I'll leave that to you, Big Mac. 585 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,999 Oh, come on, George. 586 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,999 Even you must realise there are certain parallels 587 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,999 to our family situations. 588 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,999 Forgiveness required. Decisions to be made. 589 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,765 You don't have to worry about the house, though. 590 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,999 One of the rules is that Robbie has to stay with me. 591 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,883 So, Roger and Trish can stay as long as they like. 592 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,530 They're delightful people. 593 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,999 Basically, Uncle Robbie was the golden child. 594 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,999 He was everything my dad never was and could never be. 595 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,999 But he ended up in prison. Yeah. 596 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,999 He was also a drug-dealing scumbag 597 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,999 who ripped off a whole lot of people. 598 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,999 And you think your family sucks. 599 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,999 All I'm saying, Roger, is, putting what Shay did to one side, 600 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,999 we all need to agree on this. 601 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,999 What I'm saying, George, is I hear you. 602 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 But you're only speaking to the chequebook. 603 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,999 How many has she had? Enough. 604 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,999 You need to know... Sure, but does it have to be now? 605 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,999 We took you in, we gave you every opportunity... 606 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,999 Honey, maybe we can save this... 607 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,999 She needs to know she took what we gave her 608 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,824 and threw it back in our faces. 609 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:25,999 And we can talk about all that sort of stuff. 610 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,999 Arlo, go and tell Big Mac that Roger and Trish are leaving now. 611 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 You are an ungrateful little cow. Enough, Trish. 612 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,999 You want to talk? 613 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,118 Isn't that what we're doing tomorrow? 614 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,999 You know what I meant. Thank you but no. 615 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I just want to sleep. 616 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,999 I'm not tired. I might stay up for a bit. 617 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,999 Sure. Night. 618 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Night. 619 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,999 GEORGE: Where emotion and politics and history cloud things, 620 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,999 what you need is that person... 621 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,999 That special person. 622 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,999 ..who can cut through the fog to shine a light of clarity 623 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 on the big mess happening before your eyes. 624 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,824 Aunty Fiona came home and slammed round the kitchen, opening wine. 625 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,999 (SOFT CHUCKLE) 626 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,999 Then turned up the old music she always plays 627 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 when she's sad or angry. 628 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,999 When I left, the music was still playing 629 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,999 but she was snoring on the couch. 630 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,999 Yeah, that's got something to do with someone getting out of jail. 631 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Mmm. Uncle Robbie, the drug dealer. 632 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 OK. 633 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Meanwhile, all I have to worry about is everyone arguing over some ashes. 634 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,999 That and Shay being a huge disappointment. 635 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 I don't get that. 636 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Well, Grandma wanted Shay to be just like Mum... 637 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,999 No, I mean about the ashes. 638 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,999 It's not like the actual person's here anymore. 639 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 So, what does it matter? 640 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,999 Tell my grandparents that. 641 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Sorry. That's your job. 642 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,999 Oh. I wondered when you'd get here. 643 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,999 Are you psychic, Woody? 644 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I knew you were gonna say that. 645 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,999 Nah, I didn't really. 646 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,999 Nah, I just figured you'd probably want to see a friendly face, 647 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,648 you know, today of all days. 648 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,999 It is today, isn't it? 649 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,999 Yes, it is. 650 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 The one-year day. 651 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,999 You alright? 652 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,999 I'd like to say I'm fine but I suspect I'm not. 653 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,999 Yeah. As I suspected. 654 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,999 You're very perceptive. 655 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,999 I am, George, 656 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,999 which is why I figured you'd need a surf today. 657 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,942 You know, despite it being the... 658 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,999 Non-surfing period for locals? 659 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,999 Yeah, but I think today we can make an exception, aye? 660 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,999 Well, are you sure that's wise after your...? 661 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,999 George, there is nothing wrong with my noggin 662 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,999 that wasn't already wrong with it. 663 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,999 Are they doing follow-up tests? 664 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Enough about me. Today is about you, my friend. 665 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,999 And Laura. Yes. Laura as well. 666 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,999 And Roger and Trish and Shay and Arlo. 667 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,999 Yeah, all of 'em, all of 'em, but right here, right now, 668 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,999 you and me are gonna go and rip the livin' daylights out of her. 669 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,999 (CHEEKY LAUGH) 670 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,589 Seriously, are they doing brain tests on you? 671 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,059 GREG JOHNSON: ♪ Everything you ever love is everything you'll ever own 672 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,999 ♪ Victoria and Elton 673 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,999 ♪ Raining from a curious stone 674 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000 ♪ No-one makes it alone 675 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,999 ♪ No-one no-one 676 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 ♪ No-one 677 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,999 ♪ No-one makes it alone 678 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,999 ♪ No-one 679 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 ♪ No-one 680 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,530 ♪ No-one makes it alone. ♪ 681 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,648 Uh, you guys are up early. We're early risers. 682 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,999 Yeah, well, I thought maybe after last night... 683 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000 The place was open so we let ourselves in. 684 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,999 I'm sure that's how it works around here. 685 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,999 Yes, absolutely. 686 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,999 The kids are sound sleepers. They'll be up soon. 687 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,471 (CLEARS THROAT) Breakfast? 688 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Why don't I get breakfast started? That usually gets them up. 689 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 (ROCK TUNE PLAYS) 690 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,999 ♪ Well this is no ordinary day... ♪ 691 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,999 Good morning. 692 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 TRISH: Morning, Arlo. 693 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 (PHONE BUZZES) 694 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,999 Hey, it's George here. Just checking. 695 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,883 Hope you're OK after last night. 696 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,999 Can you call me when you get this? 697 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000 You're not hungry, Trish? I'm fine. Thank you, George. 698 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,999 So, how'd the exams go? 699 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,999 Good. Excellent endorsements across the board. 700 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,999 And that's good, eh? 701 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,706 Can't really get much better. 702 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 These are these New Zealand exams, right? 703 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,999 NCEA. 704 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,999 Do they hold any weight in the real world? 705 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,999 I have no idea. 706 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,999 But, you know, excellent. Sounds good. Well done. 707 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,999 It's good that someone's doing well at school. 708 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,999 Oh, and away we go. 709 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 We took you in! 710 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,999 And we gave you every opportunity and how did you repay us? 711 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,999 Well, I'm gonna be paying for it forever, Grandma. 712 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,353 I'm well aware of that. 713 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Today is the day. 714 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000 One year to the day. 715 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,999 Now, however it happened, she's here now 716 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,999 so shouldn't we be talking about that, 717 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,999 what we're gonna do with Laura? 718 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,999 We have made our position very clear on that matter. 719 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,999 That is true and we have made our position equally as clear. 720 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,999 Without offering any alternative. 721 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Well, that is what we are here to discuss. 722 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,999 I suppose we could take half each. 723 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,999 We are not dividing Mum in half. 724 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,999 We have a place for her to rest where we can visit her. 725 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,999 And what's the alternative? What alternative have you got? 726 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000 That she stays here, a place that she has never been? 727 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,999 A place that you would never have come to if she hadn't died? 728 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,999 Better than spending eternity in some monstrosity 729 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,999 just so you can show off to your rich mates. 730 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,999 That's unfair. 731 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,999 Is it? Mum would hate your idea. 732 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,999 You don't know that. Yes, I do. 733 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,999 It goes against everything she believed in. 734 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,999 Nonsense. 735 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,999 This is my mother we're talking about. I think I would... 736 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 And my daughter! 737 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Mine. My only girl. 738 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,999 My beautiful, beautiful girl who I miss every second of every day. 739 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,999 And you think I don't? 740 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,999 It's different for you. You're young. 741 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,999 Children should never die before their parents. 742 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 It's just wrong. 743 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Can I say something here? 744 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Yeah, of course. 745 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,999 Mum's dead. Oh, duh, genius. 746 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,999 No, listen to me. 747 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Mum's dead. 748 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,999 She's gone. 749 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000 You know, whatever is in that box, that isn't her. 750 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Mum lives in here now. 751 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,999 And here. 752 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,999 So, to me, anyway, arguing over a handful of ashes 753 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 on the day when we're supposed to be remembering her, 754 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 laughing at stories at her and crying if we want to, 755 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 I think Mum would be really pissed if she heard us. 756 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 If she were here to hear us. 757 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 That's all. 758 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 OK. Come with me. 759 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,999 Come on. Where? 760 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 You'll see. 761 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Shay. Bring Laura. 762 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,999 GEORGE: There is an innocence to youth, 763 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,999 a worldview unclouded by history and the politics of everyday life. 764 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,999 One of the great things about innocence 765 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,999 is that it is an excellent aid to clarity. 766 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 As it turns out. 767 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,999 Hey, run up ahead and check 768 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,999 there's no locals doing local things, alright? 769 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,706 Well, there are no cars here. Just better to be safe that sorry. 770 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,999 Where's he off to? 771 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,999 A call of nature. 772 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 This way. 773 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,999 (EXCITED CHATTING) 774 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,999 MAN: Yes. Come on, get in. 775 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,999 ARLO: No. No, no. WOODY: Don't push me! 776 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,999 (GIGGLING) 777 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,177 Oh. Hey. G'day, Arly. 778 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,999 Coming in for a swim, mate? 779 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,999 Hey, don't mind us. We've just been hiking so... 780 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,999 Will we jump in...? 781 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,999 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doin'? 782 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,999 Just not now. Please. What? 783 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,999 Just go, hike. Righto. Alright. 784 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Come on. OK. 785 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 You OK? Yep. All good. 786 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 So, what do you think? 787 00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,999 About what? 788 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,999 Here. It's very pretty. 789 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,999 Are you suggesting we scatter her ashes here? 790 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,999 Why not? 791 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,999 A place that means nothing to Laura. 792 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,999 Well, isn't that always gonna be the case? 793 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,999 I mean, Laura's never been to 794 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,999 this ornamental thing that you're building for her. 795 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,999 Yeah, well, that's different. Is it? 796 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,999 Yeah. Why? 797 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,353 'Cause it's purpose built as a place to house the remains. 798 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000 The remains. 799 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,999 Is that why you're gonna go there every anniversary of Laura's death? 800 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Because her remains are there? 801 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,648 It's a place to go and remember and that's all it will ever be. 802 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 If you're going there and thinking about her remains, 803 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,295 then I reckon you're thinking about all the wrong things. 804 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 This place... 805 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,706 I know Laura never came here. 806 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 But, if she had... 807 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,942 ..I reckon she would've loved it. 808 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,999 And what's important to me is that, if we were to scatter her ashes here, 809 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,999 that, every time we came here, 810 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,059 we would remember her and Laura would always live on. 811 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,999 And, in Sydney, you build whatever you need to build 812 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000 and, whenever you go there, you will remember Laura 813 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,999 and, in that way, she lives on. 814 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,999 You don't need the remains to build a shrine, right? 815 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,295 So, what do you think? 816 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,589 Yeah, I can live with that. 817 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,999 I like it, love. I really like it as an idea. 818 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,999 George is right. 819 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,999 I mean, we can have our Laura place 820 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,000 and George and Shay and Arlo can have theirs. 821 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 It makes sense. 822 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:08,000 And I think... I think our girl would be really happy here. 823 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,999 Grandma, I know this isn't what you planned 824 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000 and I know that's my fault. 825 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:25,000 But here, this place, this is totally Mum. 826 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Don't you agree? 827 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 I do. 828 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 I can see that. Mmm. 829 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,999 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 830 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,999 Oh, Woody! No... 831 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,999 Woody... That's so sad! 832 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 (CLEARS THROAT) 833 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:19,999 Woody and Tracey were kind of here. 834 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 You can come out now, Woody. 835 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 So... yep. 836 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,999 Sorry, mate. 837 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,118 It's just that, when you said the... 838 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:33,999 (WHISPERS) It's OK. 839 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,999 When I go, George, I want you to be the one that gives the speech, OK? 840 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,999 And I'd like for it to be here, 841 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,000 if that's not treading on Laura's toes, so to speak. 842 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,353 G'day, mate. I'm Woody. 843 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,999 Hi. 844 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Tracey. Hi. 845 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000 It's Weld. You get used to it. 846 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,999 So, how would you say 847 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,999 New Zealand academic standards compares to Australia? 848 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,999 The good Australia schools, I'm talking about. 849 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,999 Right up there, I'd say. 850 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,999 Because, if he's got promise, I mean, real promise, 851 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,999 it would be a tragedy if the boy is stuck in a backwater. 852 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,999 You get my drift? 853 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Drift well and truly got. And there's no danger of that. 854 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,999 As far as I'm concerned, Arlo can have any future he chooses. 855 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,118 ANNA: There you go. 856 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,589 The rest will be right out. 857 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 I think she quite likes you. 858 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,999 Uh, this isn't what I ordered. 859 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,999 Oh, yeah. It's a Weld thing. 860 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,999 Thanks. Oh. 861 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,999 Can I tell you something? Certainly, dear. 862 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,999 One of the reasons that I couldn't stay in Sydney 863 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,999 is I realised I would never be like mum. 864 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 And I didn't... I didn't want to disappoint you. 865 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,999 Shay, I would never want you to be your mother. 866 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,999 All I will ever want is for you to be the best you you can be. 867 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Whatever that is. 868 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,883 Well, what are your plans for when you leave here? 869 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,999 I mean, this is a beautiful place, now, in summer, 870 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,999 and it's perfect for George to write his columns and what have you, 871 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,999 but it's not a place for young people, is it? 872 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,236 Not in the long term. 873 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 It's a pretty cage but... 874 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,177 ..it's still a cage. 875 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,999 GEORGE: When you strip away the emotional baggage 876 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,999 the dead bring with them, 877 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,999 they exist in the past - gone... 878 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,999 But not forgotten. 879 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,999 The future, meanwhile, will always be lying in wait. 880 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,059 Ready to trip you up at every turn. 881 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,999 Excuse me. 882 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,999 Hey there. 883 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,999 Oh, George. Hi. Hi. 884 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,999 I got your message. Thank you. 885 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,999 I was gonna call you back but then I... 886 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,999 I thought you probably had more important things to think about. 887 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,999 It's all sorted. Done and dusted. 888 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,999 What a terrible thing to say. 889 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,999 Probably. 890 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,999 But good on you. 891 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Anyway, enough about that. How are you doing? 892 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,999 Hey, Fee. 893 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,999 Before you kick me out, 'cause I know that's what you're gonna do, 894 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,999 I just want to say one thing, OK? 895 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,999 You were right to do what you did. 896 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,706 I mean, I'm not gonna lie. It hurt at the time. 897 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,412 Hurt like hell, in fact. 898 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,999 But now I realise it was what I needed to get my life back on track 899 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,999 and make things right. 900 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 And I know you and I are history 901 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,999 and that hurts more than anything else. 902 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,999 I just hope that, at least, we can reconnect on some level, 903 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 maybe even be friends. 904 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Don't get your hopes up. 905 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 That's the one I love. 906 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Can you just...? 907 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,999 Hey, mate. Robert McNamara. 908 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000 People call me Robbie. George Turner. 909 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,999 George. 910 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Good to meet you, George. 911 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,824 Right, who's buying me a drink?