1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:08,374 Oh, that audition went so great! 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,276 No one is here. 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,680 Dang it! Dramatic entrance ruined. 5 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,281 Mom! 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,716 Oh, hey, Liv! 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:18,784 How'd the audition go? 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,352 One sec. 9 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,392 Oh, that audition went so great! 10 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:31,030 So, did you get it? 11 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,831 Uh, I don't know yet. 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,900 But I do know that they are looking 13 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,503 for a Liv Rooney type, and I mean, who could be 14 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,371 more Liv Rooney than Liv Rooney, right? 15 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,205 (Chuckles) 16 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,807 (Phone rings) 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,575 Ooh, it's my manager Becky Bicklehoff. 18 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,743 Ooh. 19 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,745 Hey, Becky. Did I get the part? 20 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,647 You didn't get the part. 21 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:50,816 What? 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:55,354 No, they said that they were looking for a Liv Rooney type, and I'm Liv Rooney. 23 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,922 I am the actual Liv Rooney. 24 00:00:56,924 --> 00:01:01,226 Uh... that's the problem. 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:05,197 No one wants to hire you because they don't trust you since you quit Voltage. 26 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,565 Liv Rooney... 27 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,500 you're too Liv Rooney. 28 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,202 Hang in there, babe. 29 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,337 Bye-bye from the Bick. (Makes kissing sounds) 30 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,610 I'm going to go outside and then come back in, 31 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,413 and this time, do not ask me about my audition. 32 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,515 (Theme music playing) 33 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,052 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 34 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,887 ♪ Bet-bet-better in stereo ♪ 35 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,889 - ♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 36 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,392 - ♪ I lace up my high-tops ♪ - ♪ Oh no ♪ 37 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,194 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 38 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,396 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 39 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,765 - ♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ - ♪ Holler ♪ 40 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,134 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 41 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,436 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 42 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,038 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 43 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,373 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 44 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,209 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 45 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,277 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 46 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,913 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 47 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,916 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 48 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,918 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 49 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,555 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 50 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,592 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 51 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,161 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 52 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,230 ♪ But we both know ♪ 53 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,298 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 54 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:16,835 (Laughter) 55 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,018 Oh, hey, girls. 56 00:02:19,049 --> 00:02:22,007 Just shucking some clams that we got from down on the beach. 57 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,409 You can call me The Shuck Master. 58 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:30,516 Yeah, so I'm, like, never gonna do that. 59 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,819 Hey, thank you so much for the ride home, Willow. 60 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,788 I am going to change out of this sweaty T-shirt 61 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,358 before it permanently attaches itself to my skin. 62 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,528 I am really gross. 63 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,364 I'd argue, but... you are. 64 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:47,933 Ugh. 65 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,437 Willow, honey, could you grab me a platter from the dining room, please? 66 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,572 - Yeah. - Thank you. 67 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,475 More clams, Mother? 68 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,709 (Chuckles) 69 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,079 Here you go, Mrs... 70 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,782 Hey, Joey. 71 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,118 H... hey, Willow. 72 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,288 I should go. 73 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,458 Joey... what was that? 74 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,893 I thought you and Willow were dating. 75 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,028 What happened to Jillow? 76 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:20,699 Well... we broke up. 77 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,401 What? 78 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,637 Oh, you guys have been so happy since we moved here. 79 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,406 You've been together all summer. 80 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,174 Yeah. 81 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,410 It was the best summer of my life. 82 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:37,282 Until about a week ago when she broke up with me, completely out of nowhere. 83 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:42,554 So, another wonderful bike ride and picnic with your little man. 84 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,089 Yup. 85 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:48,594 Just like our five-minute relationship back at Stevens Point. 86 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,496 Are you sure there isn't something else you'd rather do? 87 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:54,733 Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? 88 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,301 (Sighs) 89 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,039 I can't believe that's how you feel. 90 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,342 That is how I feel. 91 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,345 (Sighs) I don't know what to say. 92 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,582 I don't want to do this anymore! 93 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,553 What? 94 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,588 No! I'm sick of it, Joey! 95 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,523 Okay. 96 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,927 Okay, well... if you don't want to do this anymore, 97 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,695 then... then I don't want to do this anymore. 98 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,365 Then I guess Jillow is over! 99 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,236 Well, that doesn't sound like Willow. 100 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,905 Yeah. I am just as confused as you are, Mom. 101 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,407 You really think you know a girl 102 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,643 after she obsessively follows you for three years. 103 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,447 Something about this story wasn't adding up. 104 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,584 Joey needed my help, and I was unemployed and bored. 105 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:50,322 So, it was time for Momma to put on her meddlin' pants. 106 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:54,960 Aunt Karen! 107 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,561 - (Gasps) - Look at my trophy! 108 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,930 Hey, Ruby. Did you win your game? 109 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,232 No. 110 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:05,671 Because the Sunny Side 12 and Under League plays non-competitive basketball. 111 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:09,675 She didn't win because... they don't even keep score. 112 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:15,514 But I got a trophy and Coach made us each a participation bracelet. 113 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,250 She says it's the same color as our inner sparkle. 114 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,686 Yeah, so wait, get this. 115 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:25,991 The coach actually said that having fun is more important than winning. 116 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,592 - Mm. - (Laughs) 117 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:28,660 Stupid coach. 118 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,030 Look, Maddie, is it really so important 119 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,666 for kids her age to learn winning and losing? 120 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,767 Yes! 121 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,671 When I won the state championship, that was the best moment of my entire life. 122 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,174 And you know what? We kept score! 123 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,510 So, trophies are for winners. And you know what? 124 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,753 You're gonna get this back when you know what that means. 125 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,951 She said the same thing about my "#1 Mom" mug. 126 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,219 (Chuckles) 127 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,588 Still haven't gotten that back. 128 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,727 This was a formative moment in my cousin's young life, 129 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:05,530 and I mean, lucky for her, you know, "Mad Dog" Rooney was in California 130 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:09,634 to teach her how to crush her opponents, and, uh, I mean, I don't know. 131 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,738 I kind of wish I had a me when I was her age. 132 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,673 How do I get my trophy back? 133 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:18,143 Uh, okay, um, you're gonna have to win it back. 134 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,911 Try beating me at something. 135 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,547 Anything. We could, um... 136 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,648 Oh! Why don't we thumb wrestle? 137 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,350 - Okay. - Okay. 138 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,520 Both: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 139 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,588 All right. 140 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,157 Oh... Okay. 141 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:35,093 I don't exactly get what Maddie was all fired up about, 142 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:38,497 but it was fun watching that vein in her forehead pop out. 143 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,267 - A, B, C, one, two, three! - (Grunts) 144 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,769 - I win! - Ow! 145 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,571 You're right, winning does feel kind of good! 146 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,674 "Kind of good"? 147 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,077 No, no, no. Winning feels great. 148 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,545 But you know what? 149 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,781 You're not even gonna know how great it feels to win 150 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,583 until you know how awful it feels to lose. 151 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,625 So, you are gonna lose and you are gonna feel awful! 152 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,189 - Thank you? - You're welcome! 153 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,060 Okay, so you said you had some... 154 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,595 Big news! 155 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,696 I got you a job. 156 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,064 What? Seriously? 157 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:16,067 Someone wants to hire Liv Rooney, the actual Liv Rooney? 158 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,804 My clients are the stars of a hit TV show, 159 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:22,741 so I pulled some strings and got you a guest part! Ah! 160 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,142 The Bick's got your back, baby. 161 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,812 Oh, my acting dry spell is over! 162 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,782 And once you do this job, Hollywood will trust you again. 163 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,385 - So, what's the show? - It's called Linda and Heather. 164 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,720 She'll take it! 165 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,656 She'll take it! She'll take it! 166 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,730 - ♪ Pink, pink, pink ♪ - ♪ Girls, girls, girls ♪ 167 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,766 Both: ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter, Twirls, twirls, twirls ♪ 168 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,434 ♪ Together forever ♪ 169 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,436 - ♪ We're Linda ♪ - ♪ And Heather ♪ 170 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,605 Both: ♪ Best friends! ♪ 171 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,873 (Bell rings) 172 00:07:56,642 --> 00:08:00,612 I am on the set of Linda and Heather. 173 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,913 Pinch me! 174 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,782 Ow! 175 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,817 That was unnecessarily hard. 176 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,854 Okay, are you ready, Liv? 177 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:12,190 Oh, no. Becky, on the set, I'm not Liv. 178 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:16,495 (Russian accent) I am Russian cosmonaut Icevanka Icevankovich. 179 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,864 Pleasure to meet you, strange lady. 180 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,500 Oh, there they are! 181 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:26,271 Linda and Heather, I'd like you to meet Liv Rooney! 182 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,539 Hi! 183 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,175 From Voltage and Space Werewolves? 184 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,977 Why is she here? 185 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,879 We hate her. 186 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,849 Both: Not! (Laughing) 187 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,851 Boom! Chicken soup! 188 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:46,324 You just got boom-chicken-souped by Linda and Heather! 189 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,860 I can't breathe. 190 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,531 We are huge Liv Rooney fans! 191 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,200 She said "huge," but she means 192 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,018 ♪ Huuuuuge ♪ 193 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,579 Okay, well, it's so great to meet you guys. 194 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:12,717 Um, this is my little brother Parker, and he really is your biggest fan. 195 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,522 Oh, well, aren't you adorable? 196 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,991 We're so glad to have you on our set. 197 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,461 Both: Kiss, kiss, miss, miss. 198 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,600 (Laughs) 199 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,169 I'm adorable. 200 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,671 I'm gonna puke. 201 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,607 Oh. 202 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,576 Oh, that makes me so happy. 203 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,778 - They seem so nice. - They do, don't they? 204 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:43,081 - Yeah. - They are insane! 205 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,252 Most guest actors don't last a day, but this was the only job I could get you. 206 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,088 Just finish the week and watch your back. 207 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,791 What? Becky, you're really, really scaring me. 208 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,960 You should be scared. 209 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:59,898 Scared makes you careful, and careful survives. 210 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,999 Okay, have fun! 211 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,440 Hey, Mrs. R. 212 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,542 Thank you for inviting me to your book club. 213 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:11,977 I brought snacks. 214 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,913 Wait a second. 215 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,042 No one's here. 216 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:20,552 Aww, man, you're bored and unemployed and looking for friends. 217 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,954 - I'm here for you, Mrs. R! - Oh! 218 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,090 - You're not wrong! - Ohh. 219 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,725 But... 220 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,993 I want to talk about Joey. 221 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,694 So, have a seat. 222 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,263 Now what happened? 223 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,733 Why did you break up with Joey? 224 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,801 What do you mean? I didn't break up with him. 225 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,902 He broke up with me. 226 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,938 - What? - Yeah. 227 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,539 Let me tell you the story. 228 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,643 The summer started out great. 229 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:48,947 What a great date: riding our tandem love cycle 230 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,815 and picnicking on baloney sandwiches. 231 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,817 (Sighs) 232 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,287 Just like we did on our first date. 233 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,623 Joey, this is so romantic. 234 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,861 But as the summer went on, it got less and less great. 235 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,596 Mmm. 236 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,831 Another bike ride baloney picnic. 237 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,168 How exactly the same as last time. 238 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:14,339 He kept doing the exact same bike ride picnic date all summer long. 239 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,007 Until finally... 240 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:21,179 So, another wonderful bike ride and picnic with your little man. 241 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,723 Yup. 242 00:11:24,754 --> 00:11:28,219 Just like our five-minute relationship back at Stevens Point. 243 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:32,057 Are you sure there isn't something else you'd rather do? 244 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,926 If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? 245 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,965 I can't believe that's how you feel. 246 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,601 Yeah. It is how I feel. 247 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,105 I don't know what to say. 248 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,777 I don't want to do this anymore! 249 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,747 You don't? 250 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,049 No. I'm sick of it, Joey. 251 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:58,952 Okay. 252 00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:02,554 Okay, well, if you don't want to do this anymore, 253 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,256 then I don't want to do this anymore. 254 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,894 Then I guess Jillow is over. 255 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,101 This is a classic case of he thought/she thought. 256 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,403 Well, you know what me thought? What I think? 257 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,706 The three of us need to sit down and talk. 258 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,074 (Sighs) That's a great idea. 259 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,111 Oh, well, since you're in the advice-receiving mood, 260 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,114 let's talk about these hoop earrings. 261 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,316 Stay in your lane, Mrs. Rooney. 262 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,929 Jump, jump, jump. 263 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,030 I win again! 264 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,098 What am I supposed to say? 265 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,301 You're supposed to say, "Bam! What?" 266 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:54,639 I know you said winning feels great, but I've been winning all day 267 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,841 and I'm actually kind of getting bored. 268 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,577 Is that the lesson? 269 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,945 No, that is not the lesson! 270 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:06,050 The lesson was teaching her about the pain of losing, 271 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,086 but I can't do that until I beat her. 272 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,822 (Chuckles) Just one time! 273 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,091 This is called Hot Hands. 274 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,059 This is Patty-Cake's evil older cousin. 275 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,429 My mom said no one's evil. 276 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,964 Just misunderstood. 277 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:24,135 Wow, you... you just... You never had a chance. 278 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:30,408 Anyway, uh, so the object of Hot Hands is to slap 279 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,344 the other person's hand before they pull away, so. 280 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,347 Missed me! My turn. 281 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,621 (Screams) 282 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,356 I win again! 283 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,825 Victory dance. 284 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,927 Bam! What? 285 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,628 Bam! What? 286 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,863 Bam! What? 287 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,164 Bam! What? 288 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,200 - Bam! What? - Okay, okay, okay, no, no, no. 289 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,534 Ruby, Ruby! 290 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,336 You can't... You can't do ballet 291 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,438 as a victory dance, okay? 292 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,540 I mean, you know, for... for a victory dance, 293 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,210 you gotta dab or you gotta cabbage patch. 294 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,012 Or if you really, really mean it, you know, you do the chicken neck. 295 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,049 (Chuckles) 296 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:17,055 Tell you what, um, when you win, you can do whatever dance you want. 297 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:21,059 Until then, eat my grand jeté. 298 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,460 Bam! What? 299 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,628 Bam! What? 300 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,230 Bam! What? 301 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,538 Greetings, fellow space comrades. 302 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:42,513 I am Dr. Icevanka Icevankovich. 303 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,150 To whom do I have the pleasure of meeting? 304 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:50,054 I'm so glad you asked. 305 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,190 - ♪ Pink, pink, pink ♪ - ♪ Girls, girls, girls ♪ 306 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,259 Both: ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter, Twirls, twirls, twirls ♪ 307 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,461 This is the greatest day of my life. 308 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,696 Oh. 309 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:03,668 I don't get a lot of hugs, but when I do, I enjoy them. 310 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,605 - Liv is crushing it. - Yup. 311 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,242 As long as she can manage to keep from starting an argument between the girls, 312 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,678 she just might make it to the end of the week. 313 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,213 One more hug! 314 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,115 Nope. You smell like a litter box. 315 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,619 Both: ♪ Best friends! ♪ 316 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:27,191 Thank you for wonderful song, best friends. 317 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:33,097 The United Space Nations of the World have sent me vital fuel cell for reactor. 318 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,267 And... 319 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,936 - And I'm so sorry. - (Bell rings) 320 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,973 Um, my script actually didn't say whether I'm supposed to give 321 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,042 the fuel cell to Linda or to Heather. 322 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,410 Both: Give it to me. 323 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,045 Don't give it to her. 324 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,013 She should give it to me! 325 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:55,620 Last time we got critical supplies, you got the strawberry lip gloss. 326 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,255 Well, you got the bigger dressing room. 327 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,290 Well, it's not Heather and Linda. 328 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,892 It's Linda and Heather! 329 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,165 Well, my fan page has 13 more followers than yours. 330 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:12,770 Oh yeah? Well, behind your back, everyone on stage calls you Stank Breath. 331 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:13,838 (Gasps) 332 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,808 Do you? 333 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,576 - Do you? - They do! 334 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,846 I can't work with you anymore! 335 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,449 - I quit! - I quit too! 336 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,584 Linda and Heather is over! 337 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,986 - Over! - Over! 338 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,654 - (Both scoff) - (Wails) 339 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,855 (Bell rings) 340 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,024 Liv, you broke Linda and Heather. 341 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,861 No more pink, no more girls, no more glitter, and no more twirls! 342 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,496 Not friends! 343 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,666 Don't blame yourself, Liv. 344 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,335 Those two have had issues for a long time. 345 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,503 Oh, thank you, Becky. 346 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,475 But... that's not how Hollywood is going to spin it. 347 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,777 The headline is going to be 348 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,980 "Liv Rooney, the girl who quit Voltage , shuts down Linda and Heather "! 349 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,349 What? No! Ugh! 350 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,284 We have to fix this, otherwise I'm gonna be known 351 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,020 as the girl who ruined two shows! 352 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,191 I'll take that litter box hug now, Becky. 353 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:16,300 So, when Willow said, "I don't want to do this anymore," 354 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,536 she was talking about the tandem bike picnic, 355 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,005 but you thought she didn't want to date anymore. 356 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,841 Ohh. 357 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,710 And Joey only broke up with you 358 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,632 because he thought you were breaking up with him. 359 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,415 Ohh. 360 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,350 So, really neither of your versions 361 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,286 of what happened to Jillow were 100% accurate. 362 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,323 Both: Ohh. 363 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,993 Willow, I'm so sorry. 364 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,262 Our five-minute relationship was just so perfect. 365 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,665 I was afraid to try anything else because I didn't want to mess things up. 366 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,567 I'm sorry too. 367 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,170 Our five-minute relationship was perfect. 368 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,205 I was just tired of repeating it. 369 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,407 I should have been more clear. 370 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,408 Oh, this is wonderful. I saved Jillow. 371 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,143 Jillow is back. 372 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,247 Actually, I don't know about that. 373 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,017 Maybe our five-minute relationship was so perfect 374 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,685 because it was just five minutes. 375 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,122 Maybe that's all it was meant to be. 376 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,191 For now. 377 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:17,895 Any chance you'd be happy just keeping that memory perfect 378 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,031 and just being friends? 379 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,066 I would love that. 380 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,470 Joey Rooney, would you not date me? 381 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:30,007 Willow Cruz, I would be honored not to date you. 382 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:39,317 Ah! Linda and Heather are here to clear out their dressing room. 383 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,918 Okay, we have one chance to fix this 384 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,221 before Linda and Heather walk off this stage forever. 385 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,123 So, Parker, do you know your lines? 386 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,492 I'm ready. 387 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,496 I don't like trickin' my girls, but... 388 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,232 (Robotic voice) I have to trick them to save them. 389 00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,238 I've never been on this side of the camera before. 390 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,206 It's electrifying. 391 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,444 (Gasps) Liv... 392 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,112 I spoke with the network. 393 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,414 We're making a few changes to the show. 394 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,316 You're still Icevanka. 395 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,685 This is your robot, Bobby. 396 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,987 Oh. 397 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,090 I am programmed to get funky. 398 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,194 Let's hear the new theme song. 399 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,764 - ♪ Me, me, me ♪ - ♪ You, you, you ♪ 400 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,833 Both: ♪ Ice, ice, ice, Bolts, bolts, bolts ♪ 401 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,601 ♪ Together forever ♪ 402 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,803 - ♪ Icevanka ♪ - ♪ And Bobby ♪ 403 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,705 Both: ♪ Space friends ♪ 404 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,445 Put those jazz hands down! 405 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,517 You can't steal that song or the show. 406 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,286 Sorry, girls. 407 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,356 You quit the show, but the show must go on! 408 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,660 Yeah, and thank you for that, by the way, 409 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,662 because I was really hurtin' for a job, 410 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,097 but then you quit and I totally got yours! 411 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,633 No way. 412 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:07,672 This is my song and my show. I'm un-quitting. 413 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,340 You mean... 414 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,409 our song and our show, bestie. 415 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,577 I un-quit too. 416 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,580 Oh, no, you can't. 417 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,415 I mean, it's too late. Right, Becky? 418 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,550 Liv... 419 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,186 this is awkward... 420 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:27,091 but it is in their contract that they have 24 hours to un-quit. 421 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,426 Oh! 422 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,894 Sorry... 423 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,663 but the Linda and Heather show is back on! 424 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,764 (Both squeal) 425 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:40,204 We are never gonna fight again, Heather, because you are the best friend ever. 426 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,974 Well, you just started another fight, Linda. 427 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,210 Because you're the best friend ever! 428 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,252 - Linda: Oh! - (Both laugh) 429 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,516 Both: Kiss, kiss, miss, miss. 430 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,688 You did it, Liv! You saved Linda and Heather. 431 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,125 Oh, the acting jobs are going to start pouring in! 432 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:08,466 I know this wasn't an easy week, and my girls weren't exactly pleasant, but... 433 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,568 (Voice cracks) I love this show. 434 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,436 Thank you for saving it. 435 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,477 (Chuckles) 436 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,649 Your hands are so tiny, but so painful! 437 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,520 Okay, you know what? That's it. I'm done. You win. 438 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,125 I'm sorry, Maddie. 439 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,028 I know you really wanted to teach me about losing. 440 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,164 Mm. 441 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,633 No. I mean, I'm... 442 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,602 the one who should be sorry. 443 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,504 'Cause if I... 444 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,073 hadn't been so obsessed with winning, 445 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,642 we could have been having fun today. 446 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,945 Oh, maybe that's the lesson. 447 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:59,817 I was wondering how many times I'd have to slap her before she got the lesson. 448 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,620 The answer is 375. 449 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,655 Thank you for playing. 450 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,192 I got you a trophy and I made you a participation bracelet. 451 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,593 Oh. 452 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,828 Ruby... 453 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,697 Thank you. That really means 454 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,031 a lot to me! 455 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,034 Ohh! 456 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,770 That is how you do it! Bam! What? 457 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:23,040 (Vocalizes) 458 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,813 Linda: Thank you for visiting our space station, Icevanka. 459 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,649 Heather: Don't let the airlock hit you on the way out. 460 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,517 (Linda and Heather laugh) 461 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,885 (Music plays) 462 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,957 Gotta be honest. I'd rather be watching Icevanka and Bobby. 463 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:40,991 (Laughs) 464 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,493 (Russian accent) ♪ Me, me, me ♪ 465 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,728 (Robotic voice) ♪ You, you, you ♪ 466 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,697 Both: ♪ Space friends! ♪ 467 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,701 Liv! There's big Liv Rooney buzz around Hollywood! 468 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,971 Now you're not a show killer, you're a show saver! 469 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:58,642 The network wants you to reprise your role of Stephanie Einstein. 470 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,212 What? 471 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,315 Wait, they want me to do an updated version of 472 00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:05,750 ♪ Sing it Loud? ♪ 473 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:06,519 Are you kidding? 474 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:09,587 Becky, you better not be kidding because you are fired if you're kidding. 475 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,821 Not kidding. 476 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,357 They're calling it Sing It Louder! 477 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,592 Oh! 478 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,527 No, Becky. 479 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:21,665 They're calling it ♪ Sing It Louder! ♪ 480 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,167 (Squeals) 481 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,668 Oh! 482 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:27,405 Are you gonna be doing that every time? 483 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,241 Parker, I think we both know the answer to that. 484 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,463 Linda and Heather: Kiss, kiss, miss, miss!