1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,156 --> 00:00:11,276 Shelby: (On computer) And remember, tradeskees family, 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,178 you made it, now let's trade it. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,848 Don't forget to join by clicking here. 5 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,850 Or is it here? 6 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:21,520 I know it's on the left but is it my left or your left? 7 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,722 Pretty sure it's up here somewhere. 8 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:30,896 Wow. I'm getting better at making these videos. 9 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,800 Okay, Naldo, you can let Cyd in now. 10 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,302 I feel kind of bad for locking her out. 11 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,238 Was it really that hard to finish your video with her around? 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,107 I finally figured out how to play Shake It Off on the clarinet. 13 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,811 (Squawks) 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,916 You did the right thing, Shelby. 15 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:54,486 Hello. I'm Barry Eisenberg. 16 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,722 Has he been here the whole time? 17 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:00,993 No, he's only 15 years old. There's a lot of time he hasn't been here. 18 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:03,028 It's a pleasure to meet you. 19 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,664 Come on, Barry, we don't shake hands, we hug. 20 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:14,106 I knew this was gonna happen! Barry blew himself up in an experiment 21 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,842 and now his boring ghost is gonna haunt us forever! 22 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,677 Gotcha! 23 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,582 It's just my personal portable hologram projector. 24 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,385 It can project anything in full 3-D. 25 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,754 I've digitized an image of myself and programmed it 26 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,923 with my most frequently used expressions. 27 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,357 (Beeps) Aw, shuds! 28 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,059 (Beeps) I invented time travel! 29 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:36,028 (Beeps) Renaldo, to the lab! 30 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:39,465 Right behind you, Barry! That's what my hologram would say. 31 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:44,470 ♪ I know it sounds crazy 32 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,372 ♪ But time doesn't faze me 33 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:51,110 ♪ Ever since it lost its hold on me 34 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,911 ♪ Hey, hey 35 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,914 ♪ Hung out till midnight 36 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,450 ♪ Missed the curfew, that's all right 37 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:03,755 ♪ I'm back to bed and right on time, you'll see 38 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,157 ♪ Whenever 39 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,492 ♪ You need me 40 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,961 ♪ I'm right there with you 41 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,562 ♪ Whenever 42 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,097 ♪ There's something 43 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,900 ♪ You wanna redo 44 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,503 ♪ The clock is ticking but not for me 45 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,172 ♪ I'm living in a different reality 46 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,406 ♪ Whenever 47 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,008 ♪ Whatever 48 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,576 ♪ Wherever 49 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,146 ♪ I'm right there with you 50 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,481 ♪ I'm right there with you 51 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,883 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 52 00:02:33,715 --> 00:02:36,155 I'm taking my hologram projector down to the high school today 53 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,923 to pitch it to Dax Fraggins at the tech fair. 54 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,925 Who's Dax Fraggins? 55 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,861 He's the most famous guy whoever went to West Portland High! 56 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,464 Pretty much everything in the school is named after him. 57 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:49,201 Fraggins Gymnasium, Fraggins Library, Fraggins Field? 58 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,004 Wait a second. Our school has a library? 59 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:56,041 Hey, I'm gonna pitch to Dax today, too. 60 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:59,011 Ugh. No offense, but that is a terrible idea. 61 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:02,347 Your website pales in comparison to the brilliance of my hologram projector. 62 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,850 That's rude. It can't be. I said "no offense." 63 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,818 But I'm offended. 64 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,121 Well I told you not to be. I did everything I could. 65 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:14,960 You know what, Dax made his first website when he was a sophomore just like me. 66 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,296 I think I have a pretty good chance at him investing in my site. 67 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:20,199 Yeah, you do, Shelbs. If I know Dax... And I don't... 68 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,401 He's gonna love Tradeskees. 69 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:26,138 Shelby, Dax is coming to hear pitches from real innovators. 70 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,040 Are you implying that I'm not a real innovator? 71 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,676 Nope, I'm saying it. 72 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:33,946 Oh! I better get going, my billion dollar future awaits. 73 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,151 (Sighs) Because I'm his favorite, I'm gonna let that slide. 74 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,223 Because I'm actually his favorite, I'm gonna let that slide. 75 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:56,902 Thanks, this is so exciting! I just want to make sure I do everything right. 76 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,838 I'm number nine. So I go after eight, but before 10? 77 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,407 It goes eight, Shelby, 10? 78 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,043 Shelby, I thought we decided you wouldn't come down here. 79 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,547 When did we decide that? When I told you not to come down here. 80 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,283 Look, Barry, a lot of people like my site. 81 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:15,520 Almost 10,000. Hopefully... Soon... Maybe. 82 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:19,224 Either way, I'm not letting this opportunity pass me by. I'm doing this. 83 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,459 (Monitor chimes) 84 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,094 Oh, looks like I'm up. 85 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,763 Hey, because we're friends, I'll leave a tiny bit of his mind 86 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,765 un-blown for you, huh? You're welcome. 87 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,035 I'm not intimidated by you! 88 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:33,105 I click "yes" on user agreements without reading them. 89 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,807 Well, I do skim them, though. I'm not crazy. 90 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:43,148 Okay, Naldo. What are we doing today? 91 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,617 Actually, I was gonna work on some new Naldo-Tees. 92 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,386 I'm doing cities now. 93 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:51,256 "New York, New York: We Heard You The First Time." 94 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:54,826 You're doing your thing. Shelby and Barry are doing their thing. 95 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,262 What am I supposed to do? Just do your thing. 96 00:04:57,264 --> 00:05:01,933 Of course! My thing. Here's the thing. I don't have a thing. 97 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,569 Come on, Cyd. There's gotta be something you're passionate about. 98 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,972 Gravy. Nope. 99 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,142 All right, that settles it. 100 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,444 Today, my thing will be helping you find your thing. 101 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,746 Great, now you have two things! 102 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,822 Mr. Fraggins, it's a true honor to pitch to you. 103 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,091 Thank you so much for this opportunity. 104 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:31,697 Oh. Sorry, I didn't hear you. I had my sunglasses on. 105 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,167 I'm listening. 106 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,470 That was utter nonsense, but coming from your mouth, it made total sense. 107 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,340 That's why I own a jet. 108 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:46,845 Right. Well, I am here to present the most revolutionary invention ever. 109 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,315 (Beeps) I invented time travel. 110 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,051 Whoa, time travel? You better hurry up with your pitch, 111 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,220 this guy's trying to steal your thunder. 112 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:58,790 (Stammers) No, no, no. I came to talk about holograms. 113 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,160 Holograms? I might toss some change at that. 114 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,564 No offense, but that is a terrible idea. 115 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,300 Are you messin' with me? Is he messin' with me? 116 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:11,303 I'm so sorry. Let me just try restarting it. 117 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,739 (Beeping) Shuds! Shuds! Shuds! 118 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:16,141 Would you cut it out? You're ruining this for us! 119 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,677 I invented time travel. 120 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,245 Yeah. I wish you had. 121 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:23,048 That way I could get the last 30 seconds of my life back. 122 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,251 But, but Mr. Fraggins... 123 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,353 Renaldo, to the lab! 124 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,789 You heard him. Renaldo, to the lab! 125 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,426 (Beeps) 126 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:40,565 My dad's been restoring this motorcycle for six years. 127 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,667 He calls it his "pet project." 128 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:47,172 My mom calls it, "Why she can't park it in the garage." 129 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:51,243 Yes, a motorcycle! Building this could totally be my thing! 130 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,844 (Whirrs) 131 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,415 You know, I followed the online tutorial exactly, 132 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,417 but I still have this screw left. 133 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,087 You think I missed a step? 134 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,024 Maybe building motorcycles isn't your thing. 135 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,527 Or maybe everyone else has been building motorcycles wrong. 136 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,663 (Starts engine) 137 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,134 (Coughing) 138 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,303 Nope, the motorcycle industry knows what it's doing. 139 00:07:24,725 --> 00:07:27,446 Barry, save it. I don't want to hear about how great your pitch went. 140 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:30,215 Actually, Shelby... Hey, heads up, everybody. 141 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:35,120 The D-Man's real happy to be here taking your pitches, but don't waste my time. 142 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,657 If you don't have something legit, you may as well go home now. 143 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,159 Pitches, not glitches, people! 144 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,429 It was a disaster. 145 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,264 (Monitor chimes) 146 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:49,301 All right, number nine, you're up with the Daxter! 147 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,906 Hey, 53, you wanna trade? 148 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,909 (Whirring) 149 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,414 Don't worry, Shelby. It'll be over soon. 150 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,984 And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go shame-barf on Fraggins Field. 151 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,096 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Fraggins? Or should I call you Mr. Dax? 152 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:21,299 (Scoffs) Why would I call you Mr. dax? Dax is your first name. 153 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:25,103 Can we just start over? Hi, Shelby, I'm Fax Dragons. 154 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,706 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No names, all right? 155 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,508 I don't want to get too attached. 156 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:33,211 I have a feeling we aren't gonna be spending that much time together. 157 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,280 I'm sorry, I'm just really nervous. 158 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,215 You're a huge inspiration to me. 159 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:40,185 I even made you my screen background. 160 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,321 All right, all right, I'll sign it. (Scoffs) 161 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,723 Who do you want me to make it out to? 162 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,825 Oh. No, no, no! That's my screen... 163 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,927 Shelby Marcus. That would be great. 164 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,131 What are you standing there for? Let's hear your pitch. 165 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,066 (Stammers) Okay. 166 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,570 So with Tradeskees, you made a craft and you want a craft, 167 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,071 but not the craft you made, 168 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,207 'cause you don't know how to craft that craft... No! 169 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,377 Not another website. 170 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,646 Look, let me just save you a little bit of time, all right? 171 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,882 I won't refresh my browser for a website with less than 10,000 users. 172 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,052 Oh, well, I only have... 173 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,689 Twelve thousand? 174 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:21,059 Twelve thousand? All right, you've got my attention. 175 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,930 (Exhales) Mr. Fraggins, 176 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:28,333 what is the most desirable yet untapped market on the Internet? 177 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,536 Cats with credit cards. 178 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:35,373 Well, I'm talking about a website that offers exclusive access 179 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,809 to the close-knit Portland craft-swapping community. 180 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,612 Nobody's cracked the crafters. 181 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,747 They spend all their time stringing beads together, 182 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,318 hanging out at swap-meets and hawking artisanal sandwich sauces. 183 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,421 Until now. 184 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,757 Dax Fraggins, let me tell you about Tradeskees. 185 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,993 (Music playing) 186 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,451 This is Tradeskees today. 187 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,488 And this is Tradeskees tomorrow. 188 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:33,665 So you see, I'm not just pitching you a website, I'm pitching you a community. 189 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,334 Ninety-five percent of households contain a crafter, 190 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,638 and Tradeskees is a way to reach every single one. 191 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,107 So what do you say, Mr. Fraggins? 192 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,409 Are we ready to take Tradeskees to the next level? 193 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,716 I'll think about it. Send in number 10. 194 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,785 Oh, I thought... 195 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,388 Don't think. That's my job. Just send in 10. 196 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,198 Okay, so building motorcycles wasn't your thing. 197 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,101 Yeah, neither was cooking, painting, close-up magic, 198 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,604 street surfing, model trains, bird watching, 199 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,506 aerial gymnastics, real estate investing, 200 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:18,276 amateur dentistry, animal husbandry, cheese-making or reading. 201 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,446 That's why I brought you to the mall. 202 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,715 If we can't find your thing here, then so help me, 203 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,851 I'll just pick up the items I came for and we can leave. 204 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,021 (Whirring) 205 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,160 Naldo... 206 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,362 Cyd, there is no way you can do that... 207 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,898 But what if Chainsaw sculpting is my thing? 208 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,399 You didn't let me finish! 209 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,501 I was gonna say there is no way you can do that... 210 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,671 Without all the necessary safety equipment! 211 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,406 Why did you pause like that? 212 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,642 Pause like... What? 213 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,445 I don't have time for this. 214 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,649 (Whirring) 215 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,584 (Yelling) 216 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,159 (Whirring stops) 217 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,365 I think my log was broken. 218 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,634 It was supposed to have a bear in it! 219 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,805 Oh, Cyd. 220 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,350 That was the last pitch. 221 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,452 Dax has heard everybody's ideas. 222 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,088 Now we just wait and see who he's investing in. 223 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,625 I'm so nervous, I'm sweating in my knee pits. 224 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,360 Shelby, there's no reason to be nervous. 225 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,796 Because any second now, Dax is going to come out, 226 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,065 say that he's heard no good pitches today, 227 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,867 at which point, I will swing back around 228 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,470 with my newly repaired hologram and win the day. 229 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,472 (Beeps) You the man, Barry! 230 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,642 See? He doesn't say anything offensive now. 231 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,544 I made him nothing but positive. 232 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,214 (Beeps) How great is this guy? 233 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:07,585 I know he's saying nice things, but his Barry face makes me think he's lying. 234 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,321 (Beeps) Your opinions are valid! 235 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:17,862 Listen up, people, I'm sorry to say that there were no good pitches today. 236 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,232 But there was a great one. 237 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,068 Shelby Marcus, you owe me a new pair of socks. 238 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,537 'Cause you knocked mine off. 239 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,008 He picked me? 240 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,143 I can't think of anyone more deserving. 241 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,379 What about me? Lookin' good! 242 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,750 That's right, I'm investing in Tradeskees. 243 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,518 We're gonna take you global! 244 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,220 (Applause) 245 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,592 Um, Mr. Fraggins! If I could just give you a quick demonstration... 246 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,094 Send me the contract. Yeah. 247 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,797 I'll get the Marcus girl to sign Tradeskees over to me 248 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,666 and then I'll cut her out completely. 249 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,434 (Beeps) Now that's a plan! 250 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,902 Shh! Not now! (Beeps) 251 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,442 Just send me the contract. 252 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,213 (Sighs) I have to warn Shelby. 253 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,181 Ooh, have you been doing push-ups? 254 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,951 Stop patronizing me. You know I haven't. 255 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,792 Well, snorkeling isn't my thing. 256 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:24,662 Yeah, if you got grossed out in the hot tub, you probably won't like the ocean. 257 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,799 The pool guy never skims it. 258 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,368 I'm never gonna find my thing. This is pointless. 259 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,672 Why's it so important that you find your thing? 260 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,007 I don't know, it's just... 261 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,343 All of you guys have things you're passionate about. 262 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,078 What if I never find my thing? 263 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,980 Cyd, we'll keep looking. 264 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,716 There's no point. It's just a waste of time. 265 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,823 Despite the comical appearance of what's going on, 266 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,591 I'm still super sad on the inside. 267 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,765 Thank you. I'm very excited. (Chuckles) 268 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,400 There's my superstar! 269 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,836 Oh, thank goodness. He would not let go. 270 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,872 My lawyer sent over the contract. 271 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,742 All you have to do is sign it and we're good to go. 272 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,277 I can't believe it! 273 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,846 The Dax Fraggins is going to help me use Tradeskees 274 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:17,282 to unite crafters all over the world. 275 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,584 I remember when I sold my first website. 276 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,686 You know what I did? 277 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,454 I signed the contract real quick before they could take it back. 278 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,697 You're gonna take it back? Not if you sign it real quick. 279 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,026 No, Shelby, don't! 280 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,627 Barry, what are you doing? 281 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,593 You can't sign that! 282 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:34,065 Dax is gonna get rid of you and take over Tradeskees. 283 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,801 Why would I do that? Shelby is Tradeskees. 284 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,037 You know, this always happens. 285 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,773 You blow up and even your friends turn on you. 286 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,374 I'm just trying to protect you. 287 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,644 No, you're just jealous that Dax didn't choose your hologram. 288 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,813 You know, you don't have to listen to this... 289 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,682 If you put on these. 290 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,487 I'm signing it. 291 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,722 All right! 292 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,457 Let's go celebrate, partner. 293 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,758 You ever eat cheetah? 294 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,328 No. Yeah, me neither. It's gross. 295 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,738 So, now that I've signed the contract and we're working together on Tradeskees, 296 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,139 let's talk office layout. 297 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,775 Should we put our desks like this or like this? 298 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,110 (Gasps) Bunk desks! 299 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:23,748 I call the bottom, 'cause, you know, skirts. 300 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,285 Actually, I was thinking first we could increase membership fees. 301 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,820 But Tradeskees doesn't have fees. 302 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,356 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Let me riff off your riff. 303 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,993 What if, and I'm just brain jammin' here, we charge fees? 304 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,261 You can't do that! 305 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,430 Of course I can. And that's just the beginning. 306 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,701 I'm gonna use Tradeskees to squeeze every last dime out of your beloved crafters. 307 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,971 Thanks to you, I'm in 95% of households. 308 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,973 But my users trust me. 309 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,942 I won't let you do that to them. 310 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,910 I thought you might say that. 311 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,482 (Cell phone chimes) (Cell phone buzzes) 312 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,651 This is an email saying that I'm leaving Tradeskees? 313 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,553 Yeah, we're real sorry to see you go. 314 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,789 It just felt like we were on different pages. 315 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,726 You can't take my website. 316 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,128 I built it myself. 317 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,130 Of course I can. 318 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,700 I own Tradeskees now and there's nothing you can do about it. 319 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,668 Peace out. Bump me some knucks. 320 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,736 Forget it! 321 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,204 Come on, don't leave me hanging. 322 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,008 Why would you bump my knucks? 323 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,044 I just stole your website! 324 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,320 Shelby, you okay? 325 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,022 No. 326 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,058 You were right about everything. 327 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,325 I should have listened to you. 328 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,860 You were just being a good friend. 329 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,062 No. No, I wasn't. 330 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,863 I was a total jerk all day. 331 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,599 I never should have said those things about Tradeskees. 332 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,201 I wouldn't have listened to me either. 333 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,335 I'm sorry. 334 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,943 This is weird, right? Is it? 335 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,979 We should just... Yeah. 336 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,721 Hey, Cyd, I made you this to cheer you up. 337 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,290 Aw, is it apple? 338 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,379 No, it's pie. 339 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:17,728 I know you're bummed out, but think of it this way... 340 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,864 We know all the stuff we tried today isn't your thing, 341 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,867 which means you're that much closer to finding out what is. 342 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,435 Maybe you're right. 343 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,506 And who knows, maybe someday my thing will even find me. 344 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:36,047 Ugh, that is... Disgusting, right? 345 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,615 Yeah, making pies is not my thing. 346 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,053 Dax Fraggins invested in my website! 347 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,254 Shelby, that's amazing. 348 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,123 And then he completely cut me out of it. 349 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,892 Shelby, that's awful. Why'd you pause like that? 350 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,694 See what I mean? It's confusing. 351 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,164 Shelby, I'm so sorry. 352 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,999 That Dax guy sounds like a jerk. 353 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,634 Yeah, a huge jerk. 354 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,972 He stole Shelby's website and didn't buy my hologram. 355 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,975 But mostly the first thing, which is why I said it first. 356 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,012 We need to jump back to before I signed that contract. 357 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,180 Come on, Cyd, slap it in. 358 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,816 What's wrong? 359 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,852 Shelby, I don't think not signing that contract will fix this. 360 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,189 If he did that to you, what's to stop him from doing it to someone else? 361 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,958 Yeah, he could have stolen Barry's hologram projector! 362 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,095 You really think he would have stolen my hologram projector? 363 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,897 That's sweet of you to say, Renaldo. 364 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,834 We have to jump back and teach Dax a lesson. 365 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,270 We need to show everyone what kind of guy he really is. 366 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,377 Here we go. 367 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,546 I hope Cyd's plan works. 368 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,015 Okay, the lawyer sent over the contract. 369 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,450 All you have to do is sign it and we're good to go. 370 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,155 Cyd, what are you doing? 371 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,024 I have to stop Shelby, she's about to make a huge mistake. 372 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,393 Barry, don't worry, we're way ahead of you. 373 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,962 And contract signed! 374 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,565 Great! Let's go celebrate, partner. 375 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,467 Why did you do that? Shelby just signed away Tradeskees! 376 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,835 Exactly. 377 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,638 Wait, you jumped here from the future, didn't you? 378 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,407 I must know, when do I die? 379 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,376 I don't know. I just came here from this afternoon and you were alive then. 380 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,278 Yes! Still alive! 381 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,982 Come on, I need your help. Ahh! 382 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,021 Now that I've signed the contract, let me make one thing clear, 383 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,190 I'm in charge of Tradeskees. 384 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,160 Uh. Let me make one thing clear... No, you're not. 385 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,729 I own Tradeskees now. 386 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,233 I can do anything I want with it, including getting rid of you. 387 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,702 I can't believe I looked up to you. 388 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:41,205 You were a sophomore when you made your first website here, just like me. Oh! 389 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,107 You are so naive. 390 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,076 I didn't make that website. I stole it! 391 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,079 Just like I stole every other websites I "created." 392 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,380 Why would you do that? 393 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,350 For the money! 394 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,219 I've built my fortune off chumps like you. 395 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,055 "Dax, make me rich! Make me famous!" 396 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,257 That's what chumps sound like. 397 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,560 Well you're not getting Tradeskees. 398 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,095 You already signed it away. 399 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,796 Or did I? 400 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:07,999 Just read what I wrote. 401 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,370 "You're in a hologram"? 402 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,638 What does that mean? 403 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:22,947 It means everyone heard what you said. 404 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,651 "Aw, they tricked me! Everyone knows I'm a liar!" 405 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,185 That's what jerks sound like. 406 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,223 And your humiliation wouldn't have been possible 407 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,492 without my portable hologram projector! 408 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,894 Mr. Fraggins, if I could just have a moment of your time... 409 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,029 Both: Barry! Right. 410 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,464 This isn't fair! 411 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,068 You guys are huge meanies! 412 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:48,272 I'm taking my gym and my library and my football field and I'm going home! 413 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,341 (All booing) 414 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:56,113 I can't believe I ever wanted to be the next Dax Fraggins. 415 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,948 You're gonna be something better. 416 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,017 You're gonna be the first Shelby Marcus. 417 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:09,226 Barry hugs so weird. I know, right? 418 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,162 Do I? 419 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,439 Wow, using Barry's hologram projector 420 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,508 to trick Dax into thinking he was in the classroom was genius. 421 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,010 It was all Cyd's idea. 422 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,479 She's like some sort of revenge artist. 423 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,215 Hey, Cyd, maybe revenge is your thing! 424 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,518 I don't know. I only use it to get back at people who mess with Shelby. 425 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,887 Or me. Or you guys. 426 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,323 Or if it's funny. Or if there's money involved. 427 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,691 Or tacos. 428 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,262 Huh, maybe you're right, revenge is my thing. 429 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,332 Destroy all humans! 430 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:49,967 Destroy all humans! 431 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,236 Destroy all humans! 432 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,405 Uh-oh! I didn't teach him that. 433 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,674 He's become self-aware! We have to get out of here! 434 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,209 Where are the nearest caves? 435 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,980 I taught him that. 436 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:05,216 Revenge. 437 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,384 Revenge for what? 438 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,085 Okay, call it pre-venge. 439 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,407 We all know Barry's gonna do something annoying eventually. 440 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,991 She's terrifying!