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[Crow caws]
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Frankie: Ahh, the first leaves
of fall...
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when you take the duct tape
off the sprinkler
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and put it back on the rake
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and you know summer's really over.
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Sue was coming back from Dollywood,
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where she'd spent the whole summer
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as a featured performer in
Ramblin' Jack's Banjo Review.
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♪ Do you love me ♪
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♪ Do you love me
in a country sort of way? ♪
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♪ Well, I love her, yeah, I love her ♪
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♪ But I ain't a-gonna say ♪
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Who said what?!
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And we were all excited
to see her, especially Mike.
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Would you relax?
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Sue will get here when she gets here.
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Ooh! White jeans!
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You don't have those.
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I'm sorry, Mom. No more cousin stuff.
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I'm putting my foot down,
and not in those Crocs.
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All right.
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I'm just gonna try
these snowpants on you
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while you talk.
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No! It's high school... a fresh start.
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First impressions are key.
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Most people decide what
they think about you
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within the first seven seconds
of meeting you.
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It's in this fascinating book
I've been reading.
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I found it by happenstance
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because it was erroneously mis-shelved.
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Don't tell that story
in the first seven seconds.
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[Sighs] Mike, you have got
to stop lurking in the windows.
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The baby next door is already
scared of you as it is.
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I mean, I know you're excited,
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but it won't get Sue home any faster.
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- I'm not excited.
- [Vehicle approaching]
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I just thought I heard
the garbage tru...
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She's here!
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[Gasps] "Team Aniston"...
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I am totally gonna wear this!
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- [Door opens]
- Hi!
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Hey, look who I found!
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Oh, my daughter... the featured player!
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Oh, my gosh! Tell me all about it!
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Oh, can you believe it?
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I was Girl In The Well
for 14 1/2 performances!
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And people loved us!
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I could tell they wanted to give
us a standing ovation,
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but a lot of them were in wheelchairs.
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No, not for a sad reason.
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- They were just fat.
- I'm gonna watch TV.
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Wha... You couldn't wait
for her to get home
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and now you're done?
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Yeah, she's home.
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By the by, since you're
only home two days
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before you leave for school,
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I'm still gonna live in your room.
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Good? Great. Welcome back.
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You know, I feel like I really
had an effect on people.
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Like, I heard a girl in line say,
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"Who said what?!" [Chuckles]
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I mean, she went home
thinking that she could be
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Girl In The Well,
or "Who Said What" Girl.
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I didn't have an official name.
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This one nasty kid called me
"Sewer Head,"
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but I think he had other issues
'cause I saw him punch his mom.
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Honey, take a breath. I'm afraid
you're gonna pass out.
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[Exhales deeply] Okay.
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Anyway, it all led to an epiphany.
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I am going to make acting my major.
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[Squeals]
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Oh, well... you don't have to
make that decision right now.
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You're right because it's already made.
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If there is one thing I learned
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from watching Dolly Parton's life story
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on a loop every nine minutes,
it's that you got to be all in!
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No backup plan!
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Mike: Hey! Little quieter
in there... trying to watch.
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He's so happy you're home.
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[Vehicle sputtering]
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Huh, that looks a lot like our kid.
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Been so long since I seen him,
I can't be sure.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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[Groans]
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Oh, hey.
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Hey.
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You know we don't have any money.
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Obviously.
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Listen, you guys know I've been
seeing this girl.
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Well, she's coming by later.
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Okay. Well, I guess Dad and I
can go to CVS
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and read magazines or something.
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No, I want you guys here when she comes.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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Sure, no problemo. It's all good.
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Great! Well, she'll be here
around 4:00, so put on a bra.
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I'm wearing a bra.
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Try again, Mom. This is important.
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[Sighs]
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[Squealing]
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Easy, girl.
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Did you hear that, Mike?!
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Axl wants us to meet his girlfriend!
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Oh, my God, she could be the one.
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No, that's something
that can happen now.
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He's at the age where the person
he's dating could be the one,
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and he knows that, and that's
why he wants us to meet her!
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Slow down. He's a little young for that.
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He's only...
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Whoa, he's about the age I was
when I met you.
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And I was the one.
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Damn near anyway.
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Oh, my gosh, my kid wants to
introduce us to her...
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his idea.
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And you can thank me for that
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because I played it cool all summer.
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I knew he was dating someone,
but for the first time,
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I didn't get all up in his "bidness."
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I didn't ask any questions.
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[Chuckling] Don't say "bidness."
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No, I totally stayed out of it.
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Partly because I was
binge-watching "Outlander,"
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but mostly because I was
patient, and it paid off.
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Ooh, yeah! Playing it cool!
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Ohh. Threw your back out, didn't you?
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No, just bringing the dance down
a little bit.
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So, remember, Mike, this person
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is very special to Axl,
so you have to talk to her.
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Be social. Don't be your usual self.
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You know, just because I'm big
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doesn't mean words don't hurt me.
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Well, you really got to bring it.
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We may be about to meet the one,
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so you got to take it in,
be present, be in the moment.
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Oh, but also be in the future,
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where you can look back on this moment.
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But also be in the past,
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where Axl was a baby
so you can feel feelings.
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Oh, no wheelbarrow story.
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You're the only one
that thinks it's funny.
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[Chuckling] I walked off
with the wrong wheelbarrow!
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Everyone thinks that's funny.
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[Doorbell rings]
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That's her. That's her!
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Hi!
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Come in, come in!
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You must be April!
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[Chuckling excitedly] This is her!
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Mwah! Hey, babe. Find the place okay?
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I think so. This is it, right?
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Mm.
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I had a little trouble at first.
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You said to go south on Glenville,
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but you didn't say if it was
your south or my south.
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[Chuckles] Well, April,
these are my parents.
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Parents, this is April!
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Hi. I'm April.
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It's so nice to finally meet you, April.
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Oh, and... and this is Axl's
brother... Brick.
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Brick, say hi to April.
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Hi, I'm April!
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So, April, this guy
never tells us anything.
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So how exactly did you two meet?
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's such a good story.
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He saw me, and he came over...
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[Chuckles]
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He said hi, and I said hi.
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- Oh, that is a good story.
- [Chuckles]
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Especially the way she tells it.
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[Chuckles uneasily]
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So, April, are you from around here?
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Well, not this street,
but I graduated from Orson CC.
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That's community college.
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Now I work at Orson CC.
That stands for country club.
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It's confusing.
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I mean, let's use some other
letters of the alphabet, people.
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There's like 35 of them.
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But I love my job.
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It's so... oh, what's the word?
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Good.
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So after 20 more minutes
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of scintillating conversation with April
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and hearing how she thinks
world peace would be... good,
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she and Axl were off to the movies.
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[Sighs deeply, chuckles]
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Oh, my God, right?
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What? I liked her.
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You liked her? You liked her.
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Uh, she didn't strike you
as a little, um...
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[As April] Oh, what's the word?
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[Normal voice] dumb?
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No, she seemed okay.
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Are you kidding?
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She asked if the grapes were homemade.
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Brick, back me up on this.
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I once saw a cartoon where
a wolf saw a sexy rabbit
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in a nightclub, and his tongue
came out like steps.
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That's how she made me feel...
April, not the rabbit.
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A little bit the rabbit.
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You just like her 'cause she's pretty.
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[Chuckling] I just liked you
'cause you were pretty.
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Really?
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Still, I had something
going on upstairs.
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But I was mainly interested
in your downstairs.
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You guys know I'm still
in the room, right?
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Look, I don't see what the big deal is.
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The big deal is our son cannot
end up with a ding-dong...
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Wait, did you say "were pretty"?
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I don't know.
Maybe they're a good match.
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It's not like Axl's the sharpest
tool in the shed.
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Yeah, but at least he can find the shed.
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Listen, he needs to marry up
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in the brains department, not down.
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Their kids are gonna be wearing
their pants on their heads!
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Oh, my God, this is my fault.
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I shouldn't have played it cool.
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I should have been all up in his grille.
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Don't say "all up in his grille."
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Don't say "were pretty."
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Hey, Brick! Oh.
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Super psyched about changing
my major to theater.
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Yep, I am all-in.
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No backup plan.
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And yet, so few make it.
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Maybe I do need a backup plan.
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But maybe those who make it only make it
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because they don't have a backup plan.
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But if I don't have a backup plan
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and I fail, then I have nothing.
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Sue, today's kind of a big day for me.
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I grew my hair the perfect amount,
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I'm rocking new jeans,
I even have a normal backpack.
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No more pizza bag.
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Oh, my God, Brick, I am so sorry.
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It's your first day of high school!
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Uh! How are you feeling?
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Are you excited? Are you nervous?
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Oh, man, I envy you that you do not
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have to make any big life decisions yet.
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I mean, I did, but I am
totally fine with it.
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Yeah. No regrets here.
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It's all good.
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I have a foolproof plan.
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I don't have lunch period
with Cindy or Troy,
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but I do have it with Duncan,
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this popular kid from my old school.
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If I can sit with him, I'm set.
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Hey, high-school boy. You want a lift?
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No, I don't want a ride from my mom.
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It'll look weird.
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[Sighs]
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So, I was thinking if we pack smart,
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I think we can get you up
to school in one car.
256
00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:09,978
Oh, and we can stop at the new
outlet mall on the way.
257
00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:12,780
They have a Wetzel's Pretzels
where they only sell "oopsies."
258
00:09:12,782 --> 00:09:14,482
Oh, actually, you don't need to take me.
259
00:09:14,484 --> 00:09:15,851
I'm gonna ride up with Jeremy.
260
00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:18,520
Oh, Jeremy... Tree Guy Jeremy.
261
00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:20,254
[Chuckles] I didn't know
that was still a thing.
262
00:09:20,256 --> 00:09:22,590
Yeah, we've been texting
a lot over summer.
263
00:09:22,592 --> 00:09:24,625
Well, that's just more free time for me.
264
00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,461
[Chuckles desperately] That's great.
265
00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:29,597
[Sighs] This sucks.
266
00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:31,758
Sue doesn't need me to take her
back to college,
267
00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,601
Brick is growing his hair,
Axl is marrying a simpleton.
268
00:09:34,603 --> 00:09:36,203
It's all slipping away, Mike.
269
00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:38,605
They're growing up, moving on.
270
00:09:38,607 --> 00:09:39,773
Good.
271
00:09:39,775 --> 00:09:41,472
It's not good.
272
00:09:41,474 --> 00:09:43,978
The moments are rushing by,
the window is closing.
273
00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:46,046
Don't you feel the rushing
and the closing?
274
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,850
I miss people differently
than you do, Frankie.
275
00:09:48,851 --> 00:09:51,752
Quietly, to myself. You should try it.
276
00:09:51,754 --> 00:09:52,865
[Sighs]
277
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,021
Can't I get support from anyone
around here?
278
00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:56,356
I'm on Team Aniston.
279
00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:58,191
Why can't you be on Team Frankie?
280
00:09:58,193 --> 00:09:59,959
What's Team Aniston?
281
00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:02,061
Ugh, how are we even a couple?
282
00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:03,530
Ooh, I know!
283
00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:05,298
We should have a dinner.
284
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,133
Yeah, before everyone scatters.
285
00:10:07,135 --> 00:10:09,235
Then I can tell them exactly
how much I love them
286
00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:10,836
'cause I do love them so much, Mike.
287
00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:12,405
I just don't say it enough,
288
00:10:12,407 --> 00:10:15,106
and I never take the time to tell them.
289
00:10:15,108 --> 00:10:16,164
I'll make a toast.
290
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:19,312
Something about the closing
of the window
291
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,614
and how they're storm windows,
292
00:10:21,616 --> 00:10:23,982
but in the spring, we take them down
293
00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:26,051
and there are screens there that...
294
00:10:26,053 --> 00:10:29,321
that let the love just seep through...
295
00:10:29,323 --> 00:10:32,658
I-I'll have it locked down by the toast.
296
00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:34,593
♪♪
297
00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:38,230
So, Brick was ready to face his
first lunch of high school.
298
00:10:38,232 --> 00:10:40,132
He had three dollops of spaghetti,
299
00:10:40,134 --> 00:10:42,801
two fruit cups, and one solid plan.
300
00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:45,503
Hi, Duncan.
301
00:10:45,505 --> 00:10:46,805
Hey, dude.
302
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:51,910
Well, he figured out
the first part of the plan.
303
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,313
He just hadn't figured out
anything after that.
304
00:10:56,716 --> 00:10:58,650
High school.
305
00:10:58,652 --> 00:10:59,984
Crazy, huh?
306
00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,152
[Chuckles]
307
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:03,505
The trays are on the left
instead of the right.
308
00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:07,325
Yeah, I went the wrong way today.
309
00:11:10,263 --> 00:11:12,363
Hey.
310
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,832
Yep, it was all going well until...
311
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,063
I know that girl.
312
00:11:16,065 --> 00:11:17,634
Her Instagram has 5,000 followers.
313
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,437
Let's see if we can sit with her.
314
00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:21,005
That's the point guard
315
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,173
from David Letterman Middle School.
316
00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:24,041
There's two seats at his table.
317
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:24,976
Let's go.
318
00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:26,643
No.
319
00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,351
Brick discovered he wasn't the only one
320
00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:36,252
jockeying for position that first day.
321
00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,923
Hello, old friend.
322
00:11:39,925 --> 00:11:41,091
[Whispering] Friend.
323
00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,826
Whoo. Damn it!
324
00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:47,732
You're being awfully helpful.
325
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,584
I'm on Team Frankie. [Chuckles]
326
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,468
I don't want to fight anymore.
I'm tired.
327
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,991
Well, that was a bust.
328
00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:58,208
First day of high school,
and once again,
329
00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,078
I'm the oddball who talks
to his backpack.
330
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,919
So much for a fresh start.
331
00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:04,381
Aw, maybe nobody saw you.
332
00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,569
No, five people saw me.
But you're right.
333
00:12:06,632 --> 00:12:08,764
High school is better 'cause
only three of them made fun of me.
334
00:12:08,766 --> 00:12:10,219
Well, no one's making fun
of you at dinner.
335
00:12:10,221 --> 00:12:12,488
Axl: Eh, that haircut makes you
look like a Muppet.
336
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,791
Not a main one, like one
that played a waiter.
337
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:15,959
Axl!
338
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:17,556
What? You said, "At dinner."
339
00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:19,562
[Sighs]
340
00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:21,791
Okay, everything looks good.
341
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,225
So, I made noodle casserole.
342
00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:29,628
Brick, I'm thinking I should
have a backup plan
343
00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:31,396
for the acting major,
but if I know what it is,
344
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:32,698
then I might give up on my dream.
345
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,099
So could you come up with one for me,
346
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,734
write it down,
but don't tell me what it is?
347
00:12:35,735 --> 00:12:37,468
- Sure.
- Great.
348
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:39,236
Make two copies and give one
to somebody else,
349
00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:40,971
in case you die.
350
00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:43,207
- What?
- Sorry I'm late.
351
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,109
I went wrong south again.
352
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:48,845
Oh, well, we're just so happy
to have you!
353
00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,115
Oops. Oh, did I forget an extra chair?
354
00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:53,317
Axl, you want to come into the
dining room and help me get one?
355
00:12:53,319 --> 00:12:54,618
Sue, why don't you entertain April.
356
00:12:56,121 --> 00:12:57,754
Hi! I'm April.
357
00:12:57,756 --> 00:13:00,123
Sue. Theater major. All in.
358
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,358
Well, except for my secret backup plan,
359
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,260
which I won't need
because I am gonna make it.
360
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:05,796
How exciting.
361
00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,464
Will you be in anything I've heard of?
362
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,466
Ye... Wait.
363
00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:12,335
What a nice surprise to have April.
364
00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:14,670
Although I thought it was just
gonna be the core group,
365
00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:15,838
so I wasn't prepared.
366
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,374
So you think she's gonna stay
the whole time?
367
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:21,444
I'm so glad you like her.
Isn't she great?
368
00:13:21,446 --> 00:13:23,779
Yeah, she's... pretty.
369
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:26,082
Although I was gonna make a toast,
370
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,350
kind of just for the core group.
371
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:30,219
Did you notice how her hair
smells like fruit?
372
00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:32,321
Not the real fruit,
373
00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:34,223
but the good kind, like in candy.
374
00:13:34,225 --> 00:13:35,858
And there's no drama with her, ever.
375
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,527
It's just... the best.
376
00:13:38,529 --> 00:13:39,629
[Both chuckle]
377
00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:44,566
[Sighs]
378
00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:47,536
Okay.
379
00:13:47,538 --> 00:13:49,938
Here we go.
380
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:52,907
I guess I just counted wrong
the first time.
381
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:55,310
That's okay. I do that a lot, too.
382
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,512
[Chuckles uneasily]
383
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,150
Um, excuse me. Where's your bathroom?
384
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:05,353
Oh, it's down the hall,
first door on the left.
385
00:14:05,355 --> 00:14:06,888
Hurry back!
386
00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:10,025
Okay, now that I have
the core group here,
387
00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:11,126
I want to say something.
388
00:14:11,128 --> 00:14:12,293
Raise your glass.
I'm gonna make a toast.
389
00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:13,327
I just want to say...
390
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:14,529
I don't have anything in my glass.
391
00:14:14,531 --> 00:14:16,197
- Well, here, have some of mine.
- Ew! No.
392
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,931
[Scoffs] I used to breast feed you!
393
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,233
Oh, worst toast ever.
394
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:21,902
I'm sorry. This house is a maze.
395
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,771
You said, "Down the hall...?"
396
00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:25,339
All: First door on the left!
397
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:27,135
"First door on the left."
398
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,743
"First door on the left."
399
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,646
[Sighs] All right.
400
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:33,714
I just want to say time is moving fast
401
00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:35,983
and these moments are fewer and fewer.
402
00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:38,618
And especially with the...
the storm window of life c...
403
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,854
[Doorbell rings]
404
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,723
You're doing good.
405
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:44,524
[Sighs]
406
00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,293
Team Frankie!
407
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:47,360
Go ahead, Mom.
408
00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:49,029
No, no, we have to wait for Dad.
409
00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,330
It's a family thing.
410
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,365
Sue, this guy says he knows you.
411
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,767
Oh, Jeremy!
412
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,636
Hi! You're early!
413
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:57,804
We weren't supposed to leave
till tomorrow.
414
00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,372
Jeremy: I was biking through Missouri
415
00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:00,907
to protest feeding antacids to cows,
416
00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:02,175
and I made good time.
417
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,211
Ohhh. Well, great.
Now you can stay for dinner.
418
00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,546
Yay! Jeremy's joining us for dinner.
419
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,083
Axl. Sue's brother.
420
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,149
Namaste.
421
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,450
Nam...
422
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,320
Oh, April! Jeremy.
Jeremy, this is April.
423
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:15,822
Hi. I'm April!
424
00:15:15,824 --> 00:15:17,190
[Chuckles]
425
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,825
Wow, there's so many introductions,
426
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,727
we're not even gonna have
time for dinner.
427
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,195
Maybe there's too many people.
428
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:24,463
[Chuckles] Just kidding.
Everybody's welcome.
429
00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:28,235
So, Dad, Jeremy is from Indianapolis.
430
00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:30,135
Oh, yeah? So you follow the Colts?
431
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,738
No, Mike. I follow the underpaid workers
432
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,840
who make the footballs the Colts "earn"
433
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:36,575
their multi-million-dollar
salaries with.
434
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:37,776
[Chuckles]
435
00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:39,044
Did he just call me Mike?
436
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,278
So, April...
437
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,371
April?
438
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,148
April!
439
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,983
Oh, I'm sorry.
440
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,052
I thought you were talking
about the month.
441
00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,820
I guess that happens
with all month names.
442
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,823
I wish I had a less complicated
name, like June.
443
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,860
But June is a month.
444
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,828
Right, but like June or Mary.
445
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,962
Yeah, so Mary's not a month.
446
00:15:58,227 --> 00:15:59,997
But it sounds like May.
447
00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:01,866
Jeremy: I'm sorry, Mike.
448
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:03,468
I just don't worship
at the altar of violence
449
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:04,835
and testosterone poisoning.
450
00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,405
There's a lot of benefit to
playing sports, you know?
451
00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:09,106
You learn a lot about character.
452
00:16:09,108 --> 00:16:10,975
Or you can learn that from your parents.
453
00:16:10,977 --> 00:16:12,577
Sue: Mm-hmm.
454
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,611
You know what is a really
interesting field?
455
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:16,013
Sports medicine.
456
00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:18,082
I mean, you know, not for me, obviously,
457
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:19,183
but for someone else.
458
00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,018
[Whispering] Maybe for me.
459
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,853
[Chuckles]
460
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:26,791
- Brick, what are you doing?
- Oh, texting Cindy.
461
00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:28,725
Since everyone else has
their significant others here,
462
00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:29,793
I should, too.
463
00:16:29,795 --> 00:16:30,994
Brick, we've already started.
464
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:32,796
By the time Cindy gets here,
dinner's gonna be over.
465
00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:34,364
[Door opens, closes]
466
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:35,766
How did you get here so fast?
467
00:16:35,768 --> 00:16:36,933
My mom took to her bed,
468
00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:38,935
so I have to fend for myself for dinner.
469
00:16:38,937 --> 00:16:40,937
I was eating apples
from your neighbor's tree.
470
00:16:41,807 --> 00:16:43,039
Who's the blonde?
471
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,342
- That's April.
- Hi, I'm April!
472
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:48,211
Oh. No shrimp?
473
00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:51,681
I'm irritated, but I'll hide it.
474
00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:52,949
[Dishes clatter]
475
00:16:56,754 --> 00:17:00,389
So, Cindy, what's new in your world?
476
00:17:00,391 --> 00:17:02,491
My bio teacher has six fingers
on one hand.
477
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:04,827
At first, I thought he was
holding a pencil, but he wasn't.
478
00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:05,928
When he's holding a pencil,
479
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:07,430
it looks like he has seven fingers.
480
00:17:07,432 --> 00:17:09,632
Sorry, I'm just having
a really hard time
481
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,701
hiding my irritation about the shrimp.
482
00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:14,069
Jeremy: You know where you can
really learn about character, Mike?
483
00:17:14,071 --> 00:17:16,104
Living on the streets
and eating out of Dumpsters,
484
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:18,407
just to see what it's like to
live below the poverty line.
485
00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:19,607
You did that?
486
00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:21,009
No, my friend Rob saw a documentary.
487
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,978
Jeremy... can I call you Jeremy?
488
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,012
Sure!
489
00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:25,480
Well, you can't call me Mike.
490
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:28,450
You know, maybe we should just
head on up to school now.
491
00:17:28,452 --> 00:17:29,985
What? No, why?
492
00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:32,454
Well, I-I feel like I should get
settled before it's too late.
493
00:17:32,456 --> 00:17:34,957
Fine, I'll strap my bike to
your four-wheel planet killer.
494
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,958
We get it, Jeremy. You don't like cars.
495
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,549
Wait, you can't go yet.
There's something I wanted...
496
00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,797
You know, I need some help
at the fridge.
497
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,469
I'm just gonna randomly
pick four people...
498
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,502
Sue, Mike, Axl, Brick.
499
00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:48,670
- Did she say April?
- [All talking]
500
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:50,204
Just meet me over here!
501
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,039
♪♪
502
00:17:54,477 --> 00:17:55,542
What are we looking for?
503
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,111
Nothing. I want to say something,
504
00:17:57,113 --> 00:17:58,779
and I want it to be just the family.
505
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,381
You better pray there's
some shrimp in here.
506
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,383
Just stay with me for a minute,
okay, Brick?
507
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,417
I want to make a toast.
508
00:18:03,419 --> 00:18:04,618
But our drinks are back there.
509
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,187
[Sighs]
510
00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:08,022
There's something I wanted to say
511
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:10,223
because I realized
I don't say it enough.
512
00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:11,492
I don't like olives.
513
00:18:11,494 --> 00:18:13,394
You don't have to actually drink it.
514
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,195
[Clears throat]
515
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:18,599
Time is fleeting.
These moments are precious...
516
00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:20,066
I'll trade you your olives
for my soy sauce.
517
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,502
Yes.
518
00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:23,103
Because we won't have many more
with just the core four...
519
00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:24,772
- Five.
- Five... I knew that.
520
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,106
The rhyme threw me off.
521
00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:28,241
Look, we have a window, a small...
522
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:29,809
April: Where's your bathroom, again?
523
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:32,279
Would you just hold it
for a second, April?!
524
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:33,888
We're at a crossroads.
525
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,748
Axl's a senior,
Brick is in high school...
526
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,117
I should really show April
where the bathroom...
527
00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,286
No, you are not showing her
where the bathroom is!
528
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:42,522
Look, what I'm trying to tell
you is that I love you!
529
00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:43,823
I love you, and we have to
530
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:45,625
appreciate these moments together
531
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,894
because we will never have
this again, never!
532
00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:49,295
Do you get that?!
533
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,196
The storm windows are shutting!
534
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,165
I'm gonna ditch the whole idea
of the storm windows.
535
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,801
The point is, I love you!
536
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:56,736
Now, clink your mayonnaise
and your olives together
537
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:57,770
like you mean it!
538
00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:58,503
[Bottles clink]
539
00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,976
It's one night.
540
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:05,210
No, it's not.
541
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,012
This is our future, Mike.
542
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,181
It's never gonna be
just the five of us again.
543
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:12,317
The core group is dead.
It's us plus three strangers.
544
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,386
I should just go down
to the bus station,
545
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:15,988
pick up three hobos, and say,
546
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,722
"Hey, you want to spend
every Christmas together
547
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,756
for the rest of our lives?"
548
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,758
I'm not spending Christmas with Jeremy.
549
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,996
I'll tell you that. I'd like to sock
that guy in his beardy face.
550
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:26,798
I am telling you, these losers
could be our in-laws.
551
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,433
April could be it for Axl!
552
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,134
What are you worried about April for?
553
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,636
Jeremy's the one to worry about.
554
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,671
He's trying to take away
the one thing I love.
555
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,973
Sue?
556
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,007
No, the Colts.
557
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,309
[Scoffs] This is how bad it is.
558
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,879
We're crossing our fingers for Cindy.
559
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:44,115
[Scoffs] [Sighs] That's it.
560
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,349
I'm done being cool.
561
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,518
Axl needs an uncool mom's advice.
562
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,919
You know what I think?
563
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:51,522
I think he brought her here
for a reason.
564
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,165
He wants me to tell him the truth.
565
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,573
I'm gonna go out there right now
566
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,521
and tell him exactly
what I think of her.
567
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,016
[Sighs]
568
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,899
Yep, Axl was in love...
569
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,079
and April accidentally took my coat.
570
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:22,385
- What'd he say?
- I couldn't do it.
571
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,953
He loves her.
572
00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:26,059
There's nothing to be gained
by me saying anything.
573
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,857
It's just not gonna go my way.
574
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:33,568
You think you can control
things, but you really can't.
575
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:36,165
You make plans and backup plans
576
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:39,101
and backup plans to your backup plans.
577
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,872
But then stuff happens,
578
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,541
and your plans go out the window.
579
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,109
'Cause more often than not,
580
00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:49,912
it's about the little things
you don't plan for.
581
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,980
[Chuckles] Cool backpack.
582
00:20:51,982 --> 00:20:54,248
Thanks! You too.
583
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:58,486
You ever talk to yours?
584
00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:00,488
- What?
- Nothing.
585
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,427
Maybe we shouldn't plan at all.
586
00:21:06,429 --> 00:21:09,998
Maybe we should just be
in the moment we're in
587
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,901
and enjoy the time we have
with the people we love.
588
00:21:13,903 --> 00:21:15,269
Damn it!
589
00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:17,071
That would've been the perfect toast.
590
00:21:17,073 --> 00:21:18,939
Oh, I'll save it for Thanksgiving.
591
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,509
I hope it's just the core group.
592
00:21:22,185 --> 00:21:32,020
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