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Okay, five rows to go.

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Why do we have to rotate this again?

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So it doesn't get moldy.

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Jordan, I am your business partner.

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You really should have asked
me before buying this much.

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No, no, this is HufflePuff.
This strain commands top dollar.

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And I got it for half off.

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Trust me, you'll be thanking
me when we sell all this.

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We're gonna be 80 when
we sell all of this.

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Also, we really need the cash.

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Did you see we got a second
notice on our power bill?

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Okay, I'm sorry... we'll go to the DWP

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and we'll pay the bill tomorrow.

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No, I'm sorry.

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God, I had the worst date
with this guy last night.

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I'm still so bummed about it.

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Okay, sat across from
him for like two hours,

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he didn't ask me a single
question about myself.

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And then I caught him
Tindering under the table.

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Ugh, bad form.

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I think I'm just done dating in L.A.

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I mean, seriously, is it so much to ask

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just to have someone listen to you?

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Girl, if I was dating you,

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I would listen to the shit out of you.

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Thanks, lady.

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And trust me about
this HufflePuff strain.

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It's gonna sell.

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I have a good feeling about this.

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Is is possible it's getting bigger?

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Or are we getting smaller?

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What is this line?

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Ugh, there's Bentley.

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He's like the UTI of weed dealers.

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And then she wasn't a "she," and I was
like, "So what?" You know what I mean?

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- 'Scuse me? What is all this?
- Oh, wow.

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It's Beach East, dummies.

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- What?
- Heh, of course,

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you wouldn't know about it.

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It's the premiere beach experience

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for the Eastside.

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It's got lifeguards, sands, lime-aritas,

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broken glass, lost children, mm-hmm.

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Yeah, but the actual beach
is only like 40 minutes away.

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Anybody can get into
the actual beach, mm-kay?

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It's just... whoa.

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You guys smell weird.

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Did somebody buy that skunk-ass
HufflePuff weed in bulk?

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Oh, my God, you did, didn't you?

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Goddamn it.

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How did you know about
this place, anyway?

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Because Immaeatit posted about it

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on his Whaaaaaaat.com channel.

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All these people are waiting in line

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because a guy in a
viral video told them to?

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Hey, Immaeatit has
millions of subscribers.

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He's an influencer.

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So why don't you scatter
before they see me with you,

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and then they don't let me in.

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Go on!

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Don't scrunch your nose at me.

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Immaeatit!

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Everyone check out Beach
East in Silver Lake.

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It's a beach, but inside, all right?

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I just found a burrito
in a nail salon dumpster

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under a pile of hair extensions.

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Immaeatit!

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Okay, this is our answer. Look at this.

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We'll hire a viral video
guy to plug our business.

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Girl, I'm gonna prove to you
that buying a wall of weed

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was not stupid by hiring
a guy who eats garbage.

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Yeah!

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Uh... yeah, thank you. I'm so sorry.

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Immaeatit can't do it.
He's in the hospital.

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- Why? What'd he eat?
- He got stabbed.

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- Oh.
- I know.

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But I've compiled a list of
the top-rated Whaaaaaaat...

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You don't have to say it every time.

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- Oh. Right.
- Yeah.

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Okay, these guys

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prank each other until
one of 'em throws up.

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Um, this girl...

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puts makeup on with her feet.

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Uh, this girl puts makeup on her feet.

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Close.

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And these are goats screaming at cops.

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Tired of dating frogs

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instead of princes in Los Angeles?

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- Yeah.
- Why date real guys

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when you can create the perfect guy?

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What is this?

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Download the Prinz app

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to create your ideal Prinz Charming.

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Yeah, Prinz Charming, we get it... skip.

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Oh, yeah, skip all day.

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Oh, a gamer! MasonFlipsCubes... sweet!

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Gamers love weed.

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What's up, everybody?
It's MasonFlipsCubes.

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Here we go.

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Okay, he plays a game called Cube Move.

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Basically, he just
flips and stacks cubes.

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But look at how many subscribers he has.

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I mean, people travel to competitions

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to watch him play.

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He made $5 million last year?!

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It is a sad day when
any kid with a phone

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can make more money than a drug dealer.

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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com

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Noodles is pregnant?

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Well, who let her outside?

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No, I can't find another (bleep) cat

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with 200 million followers.

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Get... get the cat in the box.

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'Scuse me, Andrew?

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Mason's manager?

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Hi. Jordan. Mary + Jane.

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- Oh, right, the drug dealer.
- Yeah.

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Okay, listen, I'm gonna level with you.

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Mason is very much in demand right now.

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Why don't I hook you
up with Dranks Pranks?

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- Or, uh, Twerking Grandma?
- No, no, no.

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Mason is who we want, and don't worry.

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He's gonna love me.

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I have a giant wall of
rotting weed that says has to.

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Well, if you want to win him over,

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you'll have to meet with
him in his cube cave.

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You know, if you do actually get him

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to promote Mary + Jane,

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that Mason bump is a game-changer.

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There's tons of fans in
L.A. They all love weed.

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You think people watch that
shit not stoned? I mean, come on.

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Hi, Therese, it's
Paige from Mary + Jane.

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We're running a special
on some amazing HufflePuff

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we have this week, and...

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the Sorting Hat picked you!

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Hello?

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You will be flying higher than a snitch.

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If it was bad, we'd call it
The Weed That Must Not Be Named.

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Oh!

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Uhh.

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_

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Welcome to Prinz.

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Create your ultimate Prinz Charming

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with a brief survey.

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Okay, lame.

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Um, let's see.

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"What is your favorite color?"

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Light Blue.

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You've selected "Handsome,

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but doesn't know how handsome he is."

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Okay, uh, "What is your favorite
Thanksgiving Day side dish?"

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Mashed potatoes.

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You've selected stable and supportive.

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Hey, I don't know, I guess
it's maybe that I die first,

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and then he dies... no, no, no, no, no.

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He would die first, and then
I would die of a broken heart,

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John Green style.

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Survey completed.

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Introducing your ideal
boyfriend: Channing.

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Wow... you are beautiful.

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Oh, my God, come on.

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No, really, I didn't
know what to expect.

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Sorry... I'm Channing.

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So, Paige... tell me about yourself.

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Okay, come on.

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Like I'm gonna talk to some
stupid, fake phone person.

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Weak.

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Look, I know that it's a little weird.

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But give it a shot. I'm here to listen.

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What are you up to, Paige?

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I'm just sorting my giant
wall of rotting weed.

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You sound upset.

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Well, I am, because, yet again,

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Jordan has dreamed up some amazing plan,

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but I'm stuck doing all the grunt work.

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That must be really hard for you.

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It is.

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Thanks.

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I'm here to listen.

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You know, you are so cute

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when you do that little
thing with your nose

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that only you can do... Paige.

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What? This kid is 19?

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What the (bleep) have I
been doing with my life?

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He lives in a house like
this for playing video games?

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Oh! Hello, Mary + Jane.

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Ah, hello!

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Yeah, I'd like to purchase a large,

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Costco-sized quantity
of your reefer product!

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Great! Amazing!

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We're actually running a
big special right now on...

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On bullshit, moldy
weed! Ya better burn it.

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(bleep) you, Bentley!
God... you know what?

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Your Scottish accent sucks!

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No, it doesn't!

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Stupid...

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So, Mason, huge fan.

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Um... I really admire the way you...

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flip and stack cubes.

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Uh, Mary + Jane would be honored

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if you would wear our gear
in your next competition.

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I've given your marijuana
venture some thought.

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In my two long years as a businessman,

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I've learned its vital
I protect my brand.

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White Castle wanted me to eat
burgers during competitions.

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- Seven figures.
- Sweet!

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- I said no.
- Right, say no to that.

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They have square burgers,
and I refuse to be limited

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to cube-shaped products.

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Well, I am proud to tell you

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that our weed has no right angles.

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- I'll need to try it.
- Yeah, absolutely.

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I'll hook you up.

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Oh, now! Oh.

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Then Laurie posts a picture of her bag,

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and I say "love it," but I put a period

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and seven exclamation points,
and she got all offended.

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I didn't even know that was a thing.

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Sounds like she's jealous.

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Thank you!

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Does this shirt look too tenty?

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You look beautiful in everything.

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You...

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Have you really been
to all these places?

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No... my fans just send me those.

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I don't really go anywhere.

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Yeah, but you can't
play videogames 24/7.

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You have to get out sometime.

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Oh, my orthodontist is in Tarzana.

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Dude, there's a whole world out
there you should be experiencing.

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- You're 12 years old.
- I'm 19!

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What?! Then there's even more
you should be experiencing.

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You're 40 minutes from
the mountains, dude.

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You're 40 minutes from the beach.

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You're right.

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We need to go to the beach!

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What? No, I can't... I
can't take you to the beach.

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You know who also didn't
take me to the beach?

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White Castle.

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To the beach!

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Okay, Mary + Jane is proud to present...

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the beach.

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Now, will you please
agree to wear Mary and...

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Oh, my God, what the
(bleep) are you doing?

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(bleep), dude, have you seriously
never been to the beach before?

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Oh, is this not what
you do at the beach?

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No, this is not what
you do at the beach.

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Oh... I always...

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- I'm gonna go find Nemo!
- No, Mason, what are you doing?

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Hey, yo, this is the police.

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We got a call about a terrible smell

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coming from your apartment,

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Yeah, we suspect it's a...

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dead business! Ha ha ha ha...

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Hey, (bleep) you, Bentley, okay?

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Your police accent sucks.

257
00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,589
No, it doesn't!

258
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:16,620
Nathan, are you okay?

259
00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:18,455
Look at me. Are you okay?

260
00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:19,589
- Uhh!
- Ohh!

261
00:10:23,962 --> 00:10:25,594
I'm so sor...

262
00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:26,796
It's okay.

263
00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:34,003
Hey, they have any hand sanitizer?

264
00:10:34,072 --> 00:10:35,604
No, but they had this
artisanal beard oil.

265
00:10:35,673 --> 00:10:38,040
It smells like juniper and entitlement.

266
00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:39,056
Thank you.

267
00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,410
Listen...

268
00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:43,379
I'm not just saying this because you...

269
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,781
let me make you into
a sand mermaid and I...

270
00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,550
ralphed on you, but...

271
00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:50,086
Jordan, this has been
the best day of my life.

272
00:10:50,154 --> 00:10:51,988
So I will probably wear Mary + Jane

273
00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:53,189
for a very large fee.

274
00:10:53,257 --> 00:10:54,657
Mason, thank you!

275
00:10:54,726 --> 00:10:56,659
Oh, and wait till you see the nasty gear

276
00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:59,493
we're gonna put you in...
you're gonna look so dope.

277
00:11:00,698 --> 00:11:01,697
To the Mason bump.

278
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,391
See ya, weed wall.

279
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,701
But then I had a boyfriend

280
00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:08,625
while I was at Northwestern
who stole $500 from me

281
00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,297
and my Social Security number.

282
00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:12,908
I mean, he was nice
compared to guys in L.A.

283
00:11:12,977 --> 00:11:15,044
You deserve so much better.

284
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,349
You know, I thought this
was gonna be so weird.

285
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,152
But... we're just like everybody else.

286
00:11:23,221 --> 00:11:24,987
Nobody else has what we have.

287
00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:26,360
Excuse me.

288
00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:28,584
Did I hear you say you
went to Northwestern?

289
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:29,652
I went to Northwestern.

290
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,320
And...

291
00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:35,024
Is that guy bothering you?

292
00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:37,527
Channing... you jealous?

293
00:11:37,595 --> 00:11:38,828
Of course I am.

294
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,029
I don't wanna share you, Paige.

295
00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:41,702
I'm here to please you...

296
00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:44,323
in every way imaginable.

297
00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,035
Shh.

298
00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:47,703
Let's go back to your place,

299
00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:49,872
you slip your headphones in.

300
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,503
Let's just say...

301
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,506
you're gonna need to be hands-free.

302
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,346
You like a hotter Margot Robbie.

303
00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:05,054
I know, I can't stop
thinking about it, either.

304
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,923
Hey, do you want me to take a shift?

305
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,983
Uh, what... wha... Yeah, sure!

306
00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,927
Um, did you pick up that dehumidifier?

307
00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,328
It's next on my list, but right now,

308
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,964
we gotta celebrate 'cause we got Mason!

309
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:16,432
Mason bump!

310
00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:17,700
Boom!

311
00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,168
See, I promised you I'd fix everything.

312
00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:21,470
And I did. I'm gonna get
you off that wall, girl.

313
00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:22,972
I knew you had it in you.

314
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,041
Right? I'm killing it at business.

315
00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:29,612
So, to celebrate, I got... a...

316
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,343
$225 owl T-shirt.

317
00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,968
You know I love owls, right?

318
00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:34,211
Look at him, look at his eyes.

319
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:36,392
It's like he understands
the secrets of the universe.

320
00:12:36,461 --> 00:12:37,693
I love it so much.

321
00:12:37,762 --> 00:12:39,095
- Wait, you do?
- Yeah.

322
00:12:39,164 --> 00:12:40,663
You're not gonna, like, lecture me

323
00:12:40,732 --> 00:12:41,864
about reckless spending

324
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,266
or ask me if it was on sale or...

325
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:44,667
Mm-mm.

326
00:12:44,736 --> 00:12:46,047
Oh, my God.

327
00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:48,070
You met a guy!

328
00:12:48,139 --> 00:12:50,139
- What?
- P, I'm so happy for you!

329
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:52,108
No, I... ptuh! Well, it's not...

330
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:54,811
Look at your face. You
spent the night with him.

331
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:55,878
I don't want to talk about it.

332
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,380
Good, don't jinx it.

333
00:12:57,696 --> 00:13:00,516
In the meantime, check out
the gear I had made for Mason.

334
00:13:00,585 --> 00:13:01,584
Boom!

335
00:13:01,653 --> 00:13:03,386
"Gary + Jane."

336
00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,188
What? Oh, crap weasel.

337
00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:06,827
I have to get all-new gear made.

338
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,919
Mm, you gotta spend money to make money.

339
00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:11,788
Wow, you must really like him.

340
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,257
No... get...

341
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,728
I was thinking maybe this weekend
we could drive down to Ojai.

342
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:22,299
I heard about this amazing place
where there are these lavender fields.

343
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:24,935
We could pack a picnic.
What do you think?

344
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,002
Hmm?

345
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,671
About Ojai?

346
00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:29,206
Were you listening?

347
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:31,563
Uh... whatever you want.

348
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,211
I'm sorry, I'm just tired.

349
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,590
Oh, hey, Andrew.

350
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,991
Where's Mason?

351
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,127
I don't know, I haven't
seen him since the beach.

352
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:52,562
Hey, can I call you back, I'm
about to take a shower right now.

353
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,632
You took him to the beach
the week of his competition?

354
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,967
Do you know what you've done?

355
00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:58,310
Made you very loud?

356
00:13:58,335 --> 00:13:59,469
The last big gamer

357
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,871
that went outside before a championship

358
00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,839
volunteered for Habitat for Humanity.

359
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:03,907
That sounds great.

360
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,408
No! It wasn't great!

361
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,181
Two weeks later, she quit
gaming to become a doctor.

362
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:09,849
A doctor!

363
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,682
Doctors don't play videogames
in front of millions of people,

364
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,354
wearing your brand.

365
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,119
Aw, don't worry.

366
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,821
Mason'll be fine. I'll find him.

367
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,356
At least you didn't
introduce him to a girl.

368
00:14:19,424 --> 00:14:21,291
That's fatal for gamers.

369
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,059
May as well just shoot
me in the dick right now.

370
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,031
Mason!

371
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,466
- Mason!
- Very cool.

372
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,635
Do you play good at that?

373
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,615
- Ma...
- Jordan?

374
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,973
What are you doing here?

375
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,610
Uh, I don't know if
you two officially met,

376
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,646
but you remember Julie, right?

377
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,450
- Sorry.
- See ya.

378
00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:50,075
Who needs the beach?

379
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,255
This is where you belong.

380
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,712
The cube cave, where you can practice.

381
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:57,170
We can hang, while you practice.

382
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,973
Right? Cube for life.

383
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,387
Flip it!

384
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,591
And up, and forward.

385
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,256
You gotta get in there, flip
the cubes, you know what I mean?

386
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:12,847
You're just gonna give up now?

387
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,048
That's all you got?!

388
00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:17,460
Yeah!

389
00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:20,764
I like your owl shirt.

390
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,547
It's so cool you like owls.

391
00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:24,244
Did you know that an eagle owl

392
00:15:24,313 --> 00:15:25,746
can carry off an adult monkey?

393
00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,181
Psh, do I?

394
00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:28,982
And their feathers
make no noise, either.

395
00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:30,517
So, by the time the owl gets here...

396
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,319
You've never even had a chance to run.

397
00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:33,153
Yeah!

398
00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:34,488
Dude, this is hard!

399
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,089
Seriously, I guess I thought it was,

400
00:15:36,158 --> 00:15:37,658
I don't know, like, silly at first,

401
00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:38,892
but it's a skill.

402
00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,694
I mean, you found something you love,

403
00:15:40,763 --> 00:15:42,162
and you're great at it.

404
00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:44,235
That took me forever to figure out.

405
00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:45,933
You should be proud.

406
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:47,935
Thanks, that's... that's really nice.

407
00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:49,837
And I'm not just blowing smoke.

408
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,839
Get it?

409
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,807
"Blowing smoke." Oh, my God.

410
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:55,375
Your muscles are so soft.

411
00:15:55,796 --> 00:15:57,311
It's like you're made of memory foam.

412
00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,312
Oh.

413
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,216
And so I realized I was
having that dream again

414
00:16:02,284 --> 00:16:04,117
where Rihanna has invited
me to a dinner party,

415
00:16:04,186 --> 00:16:05,719
but then suddenly,
all my teeth fall out,

416
00:16:05,788 --> 00:16:07,387
and my mom shows up, and I...

417
00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:10,824
Hey, you used to love
hearing about my dreams.

418
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,593
Channing, hello?

419
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,528
What?

420
00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:16,897
Are you mad at me?

421
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:18,365
Whoa... babe...

422
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:20,067
I think you're being a little dramatic.

423
00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:22,202
- I'm not being...
- Okay.

424
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,638
We're in public.

425
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:26,206
You need to calm down.

426
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:29,142
Do not tell me to calm down.

427
00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:31,211
Seems like somebody's on the rag.

428
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,779
Must be Shark Week.

429
00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:34,748
Ohh! You...

430
00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:36,817
Channing?

431
00:16:36,886 --> 00:16:39,920
Channing! Channing...

432
00:16:39,989 --> 00:16:42,489
If you would like
Channing to turn around,

433
00:16:42,558 --> 00:16:44,291
pay $19.99.

434
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,159
Are you (bleep) kidding me?

435
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,195
If you'd like Channing
to tearfully apologize

436
00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:49,863
and introduce you to his parents,

437
00:16:49,932 --> 00:16:52,566
- pay $29.99.
- Oh, hell no.

438
00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:57,871
All right, squares,
it's almost Cube-o-clock!

439
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,908
Who's ready to rock out
with their blocks out?

440
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,350
Where is he?

441
00:17:03,078 --> 00:17:04,611
Oh...

442
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,403
Oh, my God, Mason,
where the hell were you?

443
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:07,881
I had to get your present.

444
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,741
You didn't have to get me a present.

445
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:11,285
Oh, my God, is that an owl?

446
00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:12,986
You got me an owl?

447
00:17:13,055 --> 00:17:14,221
Yeah, you like them, remember?

448
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,822
Yeah, but I...

449
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:18,425
And now the reigning
World Cube Move champion.

450
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:21,194
You know him as MasonFlipsCubes.

451
00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:22,696
Oh, quick, the Mary + Jane gear!

452
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,164
Oh, right.

453
00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:27,100
Yeah.

454
00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,201
Don't worry, Jordan.

455
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,503
I'm gonna slay this.

456
00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:31,104
In about an hour, the entire world

457
00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:33,040
will know the name Mary + Jane.

458
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:34,107
Yes!

459
00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:35,447
Good luck.

460
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,112
Oh...

461
00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:41,248
So this is actually a male owl.

462
00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:42,649
His name is Owl Gore.

463
00:17:42,718 --> 00:17:43,650
Aww...

464
00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:44,618
Here's his food.

465
00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,320
Fresh mice and water every day.

466
00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:49,018
Oh, and this freak is
agitated by the color purple.

467
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:50,057
The movie?

468
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:51,244
Yeah, because he should
really watch that.

469
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:53,293
Oprah's performance is like next level.

470
00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:54,995
Oh, it's an amazing Broadway musical.

471
00:17:55,064 --> 00:17:56,063
The color.

472
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:57,597
Ohh...

473
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,499
I'd like to dedicate this performance

474
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:00,801
to Mary + Jane.

475
00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:04,137
And especially... to my girlfriend...

476
00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:05,675
Jordan.

477
00:18:07,176 --> 00:18:08,575
Come on up here, babe.

478
00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:12,379
Come on, I wanna... show you off, heh.

479
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,115
I'm... I'm not your girlfriend.

480
00:18:15,184 --> 00:18:17,217
Heh heh. Such a kidder.

481
00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:21,955
Wha... of course you are.

482
00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:23,423
I mean, you...

483
00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:24,658
You stayed up all night with me.

484
00:18:24,727 --> 00:18:26,927
You pulled me off of
the girl at the beach.

485
00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:28,595
Gave me a finger massage, I mean...

486
00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:30,397
You said that my muscles
were like memory foam.

487
00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:33,433
I mean... the impression of
your fingers are still in my arm.

488
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,569
That was business, Mason.

489
00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:37,337
I just needed you to
stay inside and practice

490
00:18:37,406 --> 00:18:38,805
and not get distracted.

491
00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:41,988
I'm sorry, I have to
stay loyal to my brand.

492
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,707
You can sympathize?

493
00:18:47,249 --> 00:18:49,462
I'm your square burger.

494
00:18:50,886 --> 00:18:52,819
You keep the owl. And I'll...

495
00:18:52,888 --> 00:18:54,654
I'll wear the Mary + Jane brand.

496
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:55,856
A deal's a deal.

497
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:58,091
Even if it is the brand of my ex.

498
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,326
I'm not your ex.

499
00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:00,761
Is he crying?

500
00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,696
He does appear to be crying!

501
00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:03,764
Nope, nope, not crying.

502
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:05,771
Mason flips cubes...

503
00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:07,667
not tears.

504
00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:15,842
Oh! I mean, you really
can hear them coming.

505
00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:20,397
This is not good for our brand.

506
00:19:20,465 --> 00:19:22,732
It's great for our brand!

507
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:25,335
And, look, we already have
500 new Instagram followers

508
00:19:25,404 --> 00:19:27,037
and 40 orders, just for this week.

509
00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:29,139
I'm gonna swing by the
hospital and bring Mason

510
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,240
some cush for the pain.

511
00:19:30,309 --> 00:19:31,474
Maybe I'll bring him two.

512
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,932
He can, like, flip 'em and stack 'em.

513
00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,778
Should I pick up candy or just, like,

514
00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,176
let him touch a boob?

515
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:40,517
Channing says, "How are you?"

516
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,552
Oh, uh, hey, babe,

517
00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:45,288
can you give us a second to catch up?

518
00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:50,594
Hey.

519
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:51,941
Hey.

520
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,264
You look good.

521
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,600
Thanks.

522
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:58,832
For closure, pay $2.99.

523
00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:07,847
If you'd like Channing to get
an STD from his new girlfriend,

524
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,172
pay $35.

525
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:16,831
What's up, guys?

526
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,346
This is Weed Pranks.

527
00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,410
My friend Paige is super high right now.

528
00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:24,315
So I'm gonna go in there and tell her

529
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,442
that there was an apocalypse
and that I got bit by a zombie.

530
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,210
Okay? Here we go.

531
00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,512
Oh, my God, help! Help, I was attacked!

532
00:20:31,581 --> 00:20:32,814
- I got bit by a zombie!
- What?!

533
00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:34,782
Help, I got bit by a
zombie! I think I died!

534
00:20:34,851 --> 00:20:36,951
- Oh, my God!
- Paige, oh, my God, look!

535
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,358
This is not my day to die, bitch!

536
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,867
That was... awesome!

537
00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:54,702
You should have seen your face, Paige.

538
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:56,593
I totally got you.

539
00:20:56,618 --> 00:20:58,418
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