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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ friendly faces everywhere
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♪ humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ ample parking day or night
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♪ people spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ heading on up to south park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Long ago in the dim and frozen
lands of Scandinavia,
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There were creatures who wreaked
havoc on humanity -- the troll.
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They dwelled in rocks, in caves,
isolated from civilization.
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The creatures were ugly, fat,
and slow-witted.
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But some could also look
and behave like human beings.
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These were the most dangerous.
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Now the creatures have returned.
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This time,
1,000 miles across the sea.
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Today the monsters believe
they can go undetected,
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Free to attack and then retreat
to the darkness.
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But in Denmark, we have dealt
with the trolls before.
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And now,
we shall deal with them again.
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Sure, Kyle.
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All the girls at school
are really mad.
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It's like
one guy gets online
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And says terrible things
about girls,
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And it reflects badly
on all of us.
Uh-huh.
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Everyone's sad,
everyone's depressed,
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And nobody knows
how to move forward.
Good.
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I guess
what I'm saying is
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I'm starting to feel a lot
of guilt just for being a boy.
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How do I not feel that?
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Sorry, Kyle,
I have to meet someone.
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Talk to your mother.
I love you.
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It's been
a rough few weeks, baby.
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The girls are still mad
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About being trolled
on the school message board,
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Parents are all freaking out
about the election,
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And let me tell you,
you're glad not to be living
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In this country
right now.
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Butters, I'm sorry,
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But I told you not to Skype me
anymore, right?
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But, Charlotte, I love you.
I need you.
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You can't break up with me.
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I have to stand
with my girlfriends.
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Oh, my god.
I can't believe they got to you.
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Those slinky snakes
in the grass!
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Who?
You know who!
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The girls at my school!
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They all broke up
with their boyfriends,
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And now they got you
to go along with them!
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This is a time when women and
girls have to stand together.
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So then it's true!
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You're all snakes in the
grass -- every last one of you!
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Oh, Charlotte?
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Are you there?
Honey?
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I don't know
why you're harassing me.
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I don't even
own a computer.
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My name is Dick.
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Are you with the NSA
or Homeland Security?
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No. I'm a colleague.
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A colleague?
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You probably know me
as dildo shwaggins.
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Dildo shwaggins
from pussystormers.org?
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We need to talk.
You're just a troll?
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Oh, thank god!
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We're on the same team,
Skankhunt.
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Wait. That means I went
protocol zero for nothing.
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Oh, shit!
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What's protocol zero?
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Everything's gone.
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I destroyed my computers,
my phone.
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Why couldn't you just say,
"I know who you are.
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I'm a troll, too."
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Why'd you have to be
so fucking cryptic?!
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Us trolls have to be careful.
You know that.
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Look, I'm not
really a troll, okay?
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I just started
as a yelp reviewer
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And got sick of how stupid
everyone's comments sounded.
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I just like messing with people
'cause it was funny.
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I got carried away.
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These are really dangerous
times, Skankhunt.
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There are things happening
in the world,
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And trolls
have to come together.
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For what?
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Someone is trying
to wipe us out.
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Our way of life
is in danger.
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It's not a way of life.
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I was just doing it
for the lols.
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That's not true.
I've studied your work.
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You're one of the best trolls
I've ever seen.
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No, no, I'm done
with this crap.
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I thought my wife
was gonna find out.
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That was too spooky.
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Gerald,
we need each other!
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The danish are planning
something horrible against us!
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I'm not one of you,
okay?
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I just need to stop.
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Guys, I've been
thinking this over a lot,
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And we need
to be more active
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In showing the girls
we respect them.
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There's a big
girls' volleyball game tonight,
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And we should all go
and show our support.
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You really think
that's gonna make a difference?
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I do. We need to show the girls
that all boys
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Aren't the same, and that we are
willing to change.
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Oh, why don't you
shut the fuck up, Kyle?!
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All I've been hearing about
the past few weeks
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Is how this is our problem,
how boys need to change.
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Well, I'm getting
pretty sick of it!
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Everyone else
seems to be able to be proud
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Of who they are,
but not us.
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And then we got uncle Kyle here
telling us the girls are right.
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Butters.
This is a war
on all of us!
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You want to listen
to uncle Kyle? Go ahead!
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Pretty soon they'll be
locking us all up.
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And don't think you're safe,
either, tweek and Craig.
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Just 'cause you're gay
doesn't mean
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You aren't looked down upon
for being boys.
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The world wants us all
to feel shame
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Just 'cause we were all born
with wieners!
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Butters,
you need to calm down.
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No! We tried doing it
your way, Kyle.
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We tried doing what the girls
wanted us to do,
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And where
did it get us?
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Nowhere.
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Right! It turned us against
one of our own,
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That's what it did!
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What happened to Eric Cartman is
the girls' fault, not ours!
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That's true.
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I'm done feeling guilt.
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I'm a boy, dag nab it.
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And you know what,
I'm proud of my little wiener!
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Mark my words --
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The moment is coming
when you all need to decide.
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Are you with your kind,
or are you with uncle Kyle?
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Gerald, you've been
sitting at the table
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For three hours now.
You okay?
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I'm great. Totally good just
sitting and...Doing nothing.
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Is there a problem
with that?
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Is there a problem with wanting
to sit and just be?
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Is that illegal now?
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Not at all, Gerald.
I'm sorry.
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I'm totally happy.
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I'm...Happy.
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I don't need to do anything
to make me happy.
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Fuck!
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Well, I know you said
your computer was broken, so...
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I went ahead
and got you something.
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Here,
it's your own iPad.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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No, no, I-I-I'm good.
Get that away from me.
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You don't like it?
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No, sorry, I love it.
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I'm just...Swearing off
electronics for a little bit.
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Or maybe I could just get on
a couple of message boards.
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No! I'm good!
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I don't need it!
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Gerald,
what's going on?
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Nothing, sheila.
I'm fine.
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I'm just trying
to make some changes,
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And less electronics
is part of it.
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I'm sorry, honey.
Everything is okay. I promise.
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Okay, Gerald.
I'll make us some lunch.
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Oh, uh, did that guy outside
talk to you?
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What guy outside?
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What the fuck?
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go away! Go!
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Go! Go away! Go! Go!
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Goddamn it!
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Welcome,
students and parents,
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To tonight's match-up
between the south park cows
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And the Buena Vista demons.
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Dude,
this is awesome!
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Do you see how many of the boys
I got to come tonight?
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Yeah, this is
a pretty sweet turnout.
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This is exactly
what we needed.
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Thank god
people listened to me.
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And now, please sit, stand,
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Or kneel
for the national anthem.
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Holy crap, dude.
Look at butters.
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Oh, no!
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Son a bitch!
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Ah!
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Gerald.
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Hey, come on in.
You're not alone, bud.
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We're all facing
the same struggles
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And trying to do something
about it.
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Anyway, please continue,
Richard.
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Well, like I was saying,
I've been addicted
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To memberberries
for about two months now.
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It's okay, man.
You're not alone.
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It's just, you know,
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Membering is so much more fun
than thinking.
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I want so bad to go back
when things were good --
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When I was a kid, you know?
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Like, the '80s and the '90s,
and things made sense, you know?
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And that's how we got here to
this very memberberry election.
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What is this?
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What have been your struggles
with memberberries, Gerald?
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I-I don't even know
what a member--
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Member the degobah system?
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Oh, I loved degobah!
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- That's where Yoda lived!
- Member Yoda?
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Oh, I member!
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Michael, are there memberberries
in your pocket?
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Oh-ho!
Member corellian corvettes?
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I member
corellian corvettes!
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Nope.
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Anyway, Gerald,
what has your experience been?
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I don't even know
what memberberries are.
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Gerald, come on.
The first step towards healing
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Is admitting
you've got a problem.
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Yeah?
Well, you've got a fat pussy,
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And you should go
and fucking kill yourself!
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Sorry.
I think I'm in the wrong place.
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Make no mistake.
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I want to be very upset.
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However, as a community,
we have all decided
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That people have the right
to protest the national anthem.
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They took
their wieners out!
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Correct.
But they did so peacefully
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And without malice
towards others.
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This was
an attack on us.
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This is exactly why
we sat out the national anthem
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In the first place!
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I want you to understand
something, ladies.
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I am in a PC pretzel here
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Because if I say
they can't protest
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Even though you protested,
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And the only difference is
their protest
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Included physical gestures,
then I'm body-shaming!
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So, you're just gonna
let boys take their wieners out
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Whenever they want?
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That's what happens when
you sit out the national anthem.
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We walk together in peace!
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We walk together in pride!
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We are not going to feel
ashamed for who we are!
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We are not going to feel guilt
for the way we were born!
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- Wieners out!
- Wieners out!
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Don't let anyone tell you
you're somehow less
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Because you're a boy!
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Don't let anyone tell you
to not think with your wiener,
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As if your wiener is
a bad thing!
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Yeah!
That's right!
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What makes us different
makes us beautiful!
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No more shame!
No more doubt!
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No more bigotry!
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Wieners out!
250
00:11:41,547 --> 00:11:43,647
Don't be an uncle Kyle!
251
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Be proud of who you are!
252
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:47,484
You are either with us
or against us!
253
00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:49,687
It's really that simple!
254
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damn it! Get out of here!
255
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:08,205
Stop that!
256
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,877
You don't have to work
tonight?
257
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:14,545
Nope!
Nothing!
258
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:16,914
Wow. I don't remember
the last time you were able
259
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,183
To actually get in bed
at the same time as me.
260
00:12:19,185 --> 00:12:20,551
Got all caught up
with my work!
261
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:24,755
Hey, I'm not complaining.
It feels good to have you here.
262
00:12:24,757 --> 00:12:26,757
I'm going on a run!!
263
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,496
Fuck you.
264
00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:34,965
Fuck you!
265
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,300
yeah.
266
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,768
Screw you, skank.
267
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:39,103
You fat, little bitch!
268
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:41,605
Go --
go kill yourself, whore!
269
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:42,806
Yeah, fuck you, bitch!
270
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:44,074
Fuck you! Yeahhaha haha!
271
00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:45,576
Fuck you, bitch! Hahaha!
272
00:12:45,578 --> 00:12:47,911
Gerald?
273
00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,281
aah!
274
00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,550
oh, sorry, hon!
275
00:12:53,552 --> 00:12:54,084
Sorry!
276
00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:55,386
Everything all right,
guys?
277
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:57,588
Everything's fine, Kyle.
Go back to bed.
278
00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:01,625
One night, y-you say all
our computer stuff is broken,
279
00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:02,826
And you --
you hide everything!
280
00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:04,928
And then you show up
with all this new equipment
281
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,430
And now this!
Please!
282
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:08,465
Tell me
what's going on!
283
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,166
Nothing is going on.
284
00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,168
- You hissed at me!
- You went
285
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:15,406
Okay, okay. I-I'm going to tell
you the truth, sheila.
286
00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:19,009
I watch porn
on the internet.
287
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:19,943
Sorry.
288
00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:21,378
I'll try to stop.
289
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,080
But I know
you watch porn.
290
00:13:23,082 --> 00:13:24,415
You told me
you watch porn,
291
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,784
And I told you
I don't care, Gerald.
292
00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:29,186
Oh, yeah!
But, uh...
293
00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:30,154
It's, uh...
294
00:13:30,156 --> 00:13:31,989
But this is different.
295
00:13:31,991 --> 00:13:35,993
Why? Because it's not...
Normal porn?
296
00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:36,593
Right.
297
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,929
Like something
really embarrassing?
298
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,731
It's really embarrassing.
299
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,399
Tell me.
300
00:13:42,401 --> 00:13:44,101
It's...Porn.
301
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:47,371
It's...Piss...Porn.
302
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:48,505
Piss porn.
303
00:13:48,507 --> 00:13:49,339
Piss porn?
304
00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:50,674
Like people
peeing on each other?
305
00:13:50,676 --> 00:13:52,976
See?!
It's so embarrassing.
306
00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:54,845
No wonder I hid it,
right?
307
00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:56,313
Phew.
I'm sorry.
308
00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,982
It's good to get it out
in the open, though.
309
00:13:58,984 --> 00:14:01,318
Do you want me
to pee on you?
310
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:01,919
No!
311
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:04,254
You only like watching
other women pee?
312
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,957
Oh, no, no. It's --
it's not like that.
313
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,492
Because
they're pretty?
314
00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:10,160
You have to
watch it on a video
315
00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:11,929
Because I'm overweight
and old?
316
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:14,698
No!
I-I-I want you to.
317
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,067
I just couldn't ask.
318
00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:20,137
You do? Promise?
319
00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:23,740
Yes?
320
00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,525
Am I doing it right,
Gerald?
321
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:44,461
Yep.
322
00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:46,230
So hot, honey.
323
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:49,266
Ugh. Warm. Ugh.
324
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,577
Hi, Cartman.
325
00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:02,346
Hey, Kyle.
326
00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:04,748
I'm so sorry.
327
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:05,749
What we did to you.
328
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:08,418
This internet troll
has everyone going crazy.
329
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,220
We shouldn't have assumed
it was you.
330
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:13,957
We shouldn't have...
Broke all your stuff.
331
00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,627
Cool.
332
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:17,928
That's cool.
333
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,563
No.
I know it's not cool.
334
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,999
I know you're figuring out
how to get back at us.
335
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:25,068
I saw a vagina, Kyle.
336
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:26,036
What?
337
00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:27,371
I'm not holding a grudge.
338
00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:29,506
I'm happier now.
I have purpose.
339
00:15:29,508 --> 00:15:31,708
You saw whose vagina?
My girlfriend's.
340
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:34,044
She stood six feet away
and flashed it really fast.
341
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:35,746
But in that instant,
you know what I saw?
342
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:38,448
I saw that humankind
could colonize mars.
343
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,083
I saw the potential
of our species
344
00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:42,452
To terraform other planets
and reach the infinite.
345
00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:45,522
Yeah, right, okay.
I'm being serious, Cartman.
346
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:47,090
Butters needs
to be taken down a notch,
347
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:48,125
And you're
the best at that.
348
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:49,560
Eric! Hey, I got us
chocolate milks!
349
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:51,361
Of course you did,
'cause you're amazing.
350
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,496
And look
what I made you.
351
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:53,730
The pink and blue one?
352
00:15:53,732 --> 00:15:55,299
That's what
my baby wanted.
353
00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:56,066
Yay!
Put it on me!
354
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:59,002
Oh, sorry.
Heidi, you know Kyle.
355
00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:00,003
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Kyle.
356
00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:00,871
The show's on
at 5:00 tonight
357
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:02,472
If you want to watch
at your house or my house.
358
00:16:02,474 --> 00:16:04,041
Oh, either way, we totally can.
I just --
359
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:07,311
I guess Kyle had something
to talk to us about first.
360
00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:09,146
Go ahead, Kyle.
361
00:16:09,148 --> 00:16:11,081
Uh...
362
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,884
The school's
in trouble and, um...
363
00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:16,220
O-our friends are --
364
00:16:16,222 --> 00:16:17,854
He said something about us
working together
365
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:19,489
To help
take down butters?
366
00:16:19,491 --> 00:16:21,391
Why?
What's going on, boo?
367
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:22,125
I'm not sure, boo.
368
00:16:22,127 --> 00:16:23,260
Could you start
from the beginning, Kyle?
369
00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:25,996
Heidi's amazing
at figuring things out.
370
00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:41,144
It wasn't supposed to be
like this.
371
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:45,115
I just thought it was funny
making people get riled up.
372
00:16:45,117 --> 00:16:48,051
It was just stupid, harmless
locker-room humor...
373
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,987
Until I made that lady
kill herself.
374
00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:53,857
you can't deny
who you are, Skankhunt.
375
00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:55,626
don't call me that here!
376
00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,828
Why can't you just
go away?!
377
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,796
Because
we're all in danger!
378
00:16:59,798 --> 00:17:01,898
Didn't you see the video
I sent you?
379
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,533
No!
Don't you get it?
380
00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:05,035
I went protocol zero!
381
00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:05,902
I broke my phone!
382
00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,038
I deleted
all my e-mail accounts
383
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,341
So that nobody
can trace me ever again!
384
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:13,410
They will be able to.
385
00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:14,311
Everyone.
386
00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:16,813
You need to see this video,
Skankhunt.
387
00:17:16,815 --> 00:17:20,517
The whole world
is about to change.
388
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,488
You want to know
what's really going on?
389
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:25,355
I'll tell you
what's going on.
390
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:27,858
Even though women have made
great gains in the last century,
391
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,160
There's still a part of men
who aren't comfortable
392
00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:31,395
With women having power.
393
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:32,629
It really
just comes down to that.
394
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:34,298
And then you have social media,
which allows men to
395
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,100
Anonymously say horrific things
like "women aren't funny,"
396
00:17:37,102 --> 00:17:40,304
Even though Heidi's, like,
the funniest person I ever met.
397
00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:41,004
Pssh, shut up.
398
00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:42,773
No, it's true.
Get over yourself.
399
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:44,441
I don't even try
to be funny.
400
00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:46,276
I know. You don't have to
because you're awesome.
401
00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,979
Cartman, will you just help me
mess with butters
402
00:17:48,981 --> 00:17:51,715
To stop his little agro club
from getting any bigger?
403
00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:54,117
Like, mess with
butters how?
404
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,553
What do you mean,
"mess with butters?"
405
00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:58,522
You know what I mean.
Come on!
406
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,090
We need
the old Cartman back.
407
00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:03,293
Oh, I see.
You have a problem with Heidi.
408
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,062
What?
You're threatened by her
409
00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:06,963
Because she actually has
interesting things to say
410
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,632
And she's
funnier than you.
411
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:10,133
That's not true at all.
412
00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:11,401
Oh, she's not
funnier than you?
413
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,869
Or is she just not funny
because she's a girl?!
414
00:18:12,871 --> 00:18:15,472
Babe, stop. I don't think
he meant anything by it.
415
00:18:15,474 --> 00:18:17,808
Sorry, babe. It just
really ruffles my feathers.
416
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:18,842
Look, Kyle,
I think it's great
417
00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,644
You're trying to patch things up
with everyone,
418
00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,245
But the truth is,
Eric and I are
419
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:23,880
Just kind of
out of it now.
420
00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:24,948
We're just
out of it now.
421
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,650
We gave up social media
and all the ugliness
422
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:29,886
That goes along with it,
and we're in a better place.
423
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:32,422
Humans.
On mars.
424
00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:35,158
I'm warning you,
Skankhunt,
425
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,461
This video is really gonna
rock your world.
426
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,262
can you please call me Gerald?!
427
00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:42,599
It's a very obscure news story
from the BBC in England.
428
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,935
Hardly anyone's
even seen it over here.
429
00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:49,740
This is why we all have to
come together, skank.
430
00:18:49,742 --> 00:18:51,341
since the dawn of the internet,
431
00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:53,877
Message boards and chat rooms
have lit up with people
432
00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:57,547
Who incite and insult
for no apparent reason.
433
00:18:57,549 --> 00:18:59,216
They're called "trolls."
434
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:00,951
And a controversial company
in Denmark
435
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:04,054
Is working to make them
a thing of the past.
436
00:19:04,056 --> 00:19:06,623
The days of trolls
hiding behind nicknames
437
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,192
And message boards are over,
the danish claim,
438
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,695
As a new website,
trolltrace.Com,
439
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,096
Will soon be up and running.
440
00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:16,700
In less than a month,
the servers will become active.
441
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,368
Anyone can take
any troll comment
442
00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:19,636
And send it
through the danish servers
443
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:22,906
Where a real name and a physical
address will be attached.
444
00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:26,076
Every message, every comment
ever made by trolls
445
00:19:26,078 --> 00:19:29,746
Will retroactively be given
a tag with the author's name,
446
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:34,117
Location,
and full internet history.
447
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,386
Fuck.
448
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:36,987
I told you.
449
00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:40,357
And this is the man
who has masterminded it all.
450
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,125
What this
will allow people to do
451
00:19:42,127 --> 00:19:45,796
Is trace back harmful
and hateful postings or e-mails.
452
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:48,965
You see, the troll hides behind
a protective layer,
453
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:52,402
If you will, that
internet anonymity provides.
454
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:54,604
We intend to strip them
of that protection
455
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:57,140
So that everyone will know
who they are.
456
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:59,176
And what about people
who will use this
457
00:19:59,178 --> 00:20:01,445
To spy on others
who aren't trolls?
458
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:02,679
Uh, what do you mean?
459
00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:03,914
Once your servers
become active,
460
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:06,016
Anyone could trace
anything on the internet
461
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:07,184
Back to
whoever wrote it.
462
00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:09,119
How do you stop that
from happening?
463
00:20:09,121 --> 00:20:11,087
Oh, oh. Right.
464
00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:15,725
This service is only for tracing
the identity of trolls.
465
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:16,760
Thank you.
466
00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:18,462
Komme oot troll.
467
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:21,531
Komme oot und Dee.
468
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:24,067
I Google translated
the last part.
469
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,269
He says "come out, troll.
470
00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:28,071
Come out and die."
471
00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:28,839
This can't be happening.
472
00:20:28,841 --> 00:20:32,242
By next week, everything
everyone has ever done online
473
00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:34,544
Is gonna be available
to the public.
474
00:20:34,546 --> 00:20:36,580
Then it's over.
475
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:37,714
I-I'm dead.
476
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,549
You're not dead,
Skankhunt.
477
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:41,852
There's still hope.
478
00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:49,392
Everyone! Can I have
your attention please?!
479
00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:53,196
I know the past few weeks
have been very difficult...
480
00:20:53,198 --> 00:20:54,364
For all of us.
481
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:59,002
I know, now more than ever,
that something has to change.
482
00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:01,638
I thought a lot about this
the past few days.
483
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,475
I've seen a lot of things I
never thought I would ever see.
484
00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:07,878
These are all complex issues
we're having to face.
485
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,914
And now I know
that after you break it down,
486
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:13,617
There's really
only one answer.
487
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,760
Good for you,
uncle Kyle!
488
00:21:34,038 --> 00:21:40,110
Fellow trolls, let me
introduce you to...Skankhunt42.
489
00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:43,213
I'm not necessarily
Skankhunt42.
490
00:21:43,215 --> 00:21:46,082
It's okay, skank.
491
00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:49,286
You're with
your kind.
492
00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,302
Am I doing it right,
Gerald?
493
00:22:05,304 --> 00:22:07,604
Yep.
494
00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:09,973
So hot, honey.
495
00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:10,006
Ugh. Warm. Ugh.