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[Crow caws]
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Frankie: Wind power,
water power, coal power.
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How great would it be
if you could harness the power
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of a young man in love?
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♪♪
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Can't talk. Going to see April.
I'm in love!
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Mm, you know, one good thing
about being saddled
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with the worst dorm on campus...
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You really appreciate the outside.
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Keep spinning it, girlfriend.
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Can you check my hair for mouse poop?
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Hey. Is that...
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Don't let the Morley Safer
School of Journalism
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turn into the Home Depot
School of Journalism!
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Oh, hi, hon.
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Ah.
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- You want to go say hi?
- That's okay.
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He doesn't know it,
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but I'm actually kind of
protesting him right now.
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Last night, he made the delivery
guy take back the pizza
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because he didn't like
where the cheese was sourced.
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Professor Balio?
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Hi. Sue Heck.
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I just wanted to introduce myself
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on the first day of class.
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College can be so impersonal. [Chuckles]
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I just wanted to say
I'm very excited to be here.
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Or am I here? [Laughs]
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Philosophy joke.
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I'm sorry. Did you say Sue Heck?
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Are you sure you're in the right class?
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I-I don't see you on my list.
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You know what?
I would be shocked if you did.
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No prob. Happens all the time.
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I get dropped from lists
or people don't remember me
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or they think I'm someone else.
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You'll see.
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Sherpa's home.
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[Sighs] All right.
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Construction paper,
thermos, electrical tape,
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washer fluid, dog treats, people treats.
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Picked your medicine,
and chicken sub, no pickles.
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I know, they don't have
the seeded bun anymore,
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so they gave it to you on wheat.
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I am done. My day is over.
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Goodbye.
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Uh, I wouldn't take that off just yet.
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Tiny problem.
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You brought me pills
instead of my usual medicine.
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Sadly, I cannot swallow pills.
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Well, sadly, I will not be going back.
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You're in high school now.
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I'm not gonna get you a razor
and the New York Review of Books
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and then buy you raspberry-flavored
squirty medicine.
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Look, I'm more than flexible.
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I'd prefer the teddy bear shot glass,
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but I'm more than willing to
accept the plain plastic syringe
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if it's slightly warmed
in the microwave.
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Sorry. Pills are what we got.
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If you want your ear infection
to get better,
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you got to take a pill.
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Remember how scared you were
of Scotch tape?
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And now you can be
in the same room with it.
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Wow. Are you seriously telling me
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that you're unwilling to go back out
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and get your son the medicine
in the form that he requires?
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♪♪
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[Cellphone vibrates]
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Oh, damn!
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Not cool, bro. Not cool.
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So you fell asleep in one town
and woke up in another.
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It's not a problem, dude.
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That's an awesome college story.
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You know what else
is an awesome college story?
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Me graduating college.
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I said I was sorry, all right?
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Look, I had to see her.
We were together all summer.
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Her eyes are the color of a lake, dude.
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A lake! Would you just relax?
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I'm gonna get you to your first class.
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Nothing happens
in the first 15 minutes, anyway.
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It's just when all the dorky kids
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introduce themselves to the professors.
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So, I was introducing myself
to my professors,
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and I think there's been
a little mix-up.
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See, none of them seem
to have me on their rosters.
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Well, let's see if we can't get to
the bottom of this mystery, huh?
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Name?
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Sue Sue Heck.
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Well, okay.
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So, did you have a nice summer?
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Oh, my God. It was a-ma-zing.
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I worked at Dollywood.
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Girl in the Well
for 14 1/2 performances.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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Huh. I'll be darned.
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What?
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It says you never signed up
for any classes.
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So, tell me.
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Is that Dolly Parton as nice
as they say she is?
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You know, she seems very down-to-earth.
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Wait, what? No classes?
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But I signed up for them
right when the lists went up...
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2:00 a.m. July 15th.
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Oh! Fanny hold the phone!
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You're right.
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You definitely did sign up
for those classes.
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- [Sighs] Phew!
- [Chuckles]
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Yeah, but then they got dropped
by the system
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for nonpayment of tuition.
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You know, I think my cousin
went to Dollywood once.
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Or was it Nashville she went to?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Nonpayment of tuition?
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No, no. I don't have to pay tuition.
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I'm on financial aid.
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Look it up. You'll see.
I have financial aid.
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Oh! There you go.
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It says that your financial aid
got rescinded
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because you failed to renew it.
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Tuscaloosa.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't have to renew it.
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I have the four-year package.
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It came in this huge envelope.
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We had to use six stamps
to mail it back.
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We were poor enough for four years.
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Yeah.
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But even though you got it
for four years,
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you still got to renew it every year.
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You know, we send out letters
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and you should have gotten an e-mail.
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And there's the posters
with Lou the Renew Raccoon.
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See, that's not even a good mascot.
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Raccoons are hardly examples
of responsible behavior.
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They're the bandits of the forest!
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[Chuckles] Okay. Fine.
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Now we know. Let's just renew it then.
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Let's just renew it right now.
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[Chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Wouldn't that be great?
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But that deadline has passed.
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But don't worry.
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There's still one thing you can do
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to reinstate those dropped classes.
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Okay, great. Phew!
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Whatever it is, whatever it is,
let's just do it right now.
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You just need to write a check
for the whole year's tuition.
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[Pencil snaps]
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It's huge!
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It's a normal-sized pill.
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Now, come on. Ready? Go.
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[Whimpers]
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[Crunches]
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[Groans]
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What's the matter with you?
Did I tell you to chew it?
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You can't chew those.
You got to take them with water.
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[Sighs] Come on.
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You swallowed seven LEGOs...
that I know of.
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It's no different than swallowing food.
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Here, look.
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See? Nothing to it.
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Now, come on. Let's get it done.
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You made me waste an M&M.
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Did I do it?
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[Sighs]
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Brick, people your age
used to be blacksmiths.
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They handled hot iron.
You can swallow a little pill.
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They also died at 14.
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Just like you're gonna do
if you don't take the damn pill!
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Now, come on. You're overthinking it.
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Just relax. Okay?
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Put the pill on your tongue
and just let it sit there.
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Now take a sip of water.
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All right. Now just hold it there.
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Imagine that it's a river,
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and the pill is a little raft.
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And you're just serenely floating do...
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[Grunting] Swallow it, swallow
it, swallow it, swallow it.
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Ow! Br... [Sighs]
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[Spits]
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[Door opens]
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Mom! Dad! Help!
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Sue! What's the matter? Are you okay?
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What's going on?
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[Stammering]
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Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
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Sentences, Sue. Whole sentences.
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East Indy kicked me out!
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I'm not in college anymore!
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♪♪
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Did you tell them
you have it for four years?
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Did you mention the big envelope?
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Did you tell them how poor we are?
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Yes, yes, yes!
I even showed them a picture
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of our family room
I had saved on my phone,
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but it didn't help.
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I made a mistake,
and I missed the deadline,
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and I didn't renew it,
and then it's all gone!
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It's all gone!
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What? No! They can't do that!
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Well, they did!
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Okay, hold on. Calm down, everyone.
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When was the deadline?
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March.
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- March?!
- March?!
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[Groans]
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I was so happy then.
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And now I'll never see Lexie again,
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and I will never paint my face
for a Dragons game,
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and I'll never put a couch
on the lawn in the spring...
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Not that I ever did that, but that's
something I imagined myself doing!
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Wow, that's really bad.
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You know, this probably
isn't a good time
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for me to be swallowing a pill.
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I don't want to add
to the family stress.
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Brick!
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[Sighs]
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How the hell did this happen?
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It's my fault. It is all my fault.
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I kind of remember getting an e-mail
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with a lot of words in it like "fiscal"
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and "pursuant to" and "subsidies"!
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Yeah, well, "pursuant to"
the situation, we are screwed!
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Why didn't you send it to us?
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You said not to forward you
so much stuff!
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Yeah, I was talking about the daily
soup choices at the dining hall,
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not critical financial information!
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Well, I thought
it was just for our records.
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I didn't realize
I had to do anything with it!
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"For our records"?
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You know we don't have any records!
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You want to see our records?
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Here! Here they are!
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You know, there is blood
on your hands, too.
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You're the parents.
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You're supposed to know
about this stuff.
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It's not our responsibility, Sue!
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They sent this stuff to you
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because they assumed you were an adult!
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Well, that's where the mistake happened
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because I am not an adult!
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I still play checkers with Woofy Dog.
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And I lose!
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See, Brick, this is why you got
to learn to swallow a pill.
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Everyone has to learn
to grow the hell up right now!
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Calm down.
Losing it doesn't help anybody.
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I think we just have to go up there,
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talk to the bursar, and
straighten out this whole mess.
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Your dad's right.
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I mean, we'll go nuts on 'em
if we have to.
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We'll be the mayors of Crazytown.
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Oh, and I know
the hostess at Applebee's.
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Her second cousin is a Congressman.
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Don't think I won't play that card.
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'Cause I will burn that place down.
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Because we are strong and
we are Americans, and they...
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Yeah, you're staying home.
257
00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:46,823
I think it's smarter if I go down there,
258
00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:48,825
calmly explain the situation.
259
00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:49,959
So she missed the deadline.
260
00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:51,660
There's got to be
some kind of grace period.
261
00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:52,728
Grace period!
262
00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,163
Yes. Yes, yes!
263
00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:55,831
There will be a grace period,
264
00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,599
and grace will be bestowed upon me.
265
00:08:57,601 --> 00:08:59,534
See, you know this
because you're the dad
266
00:08:59,536 --> 00:09:01,904
and you know about grace periods
and you can make it right.
267
00:09:01,906 --> 00:09:04,039
Thank you, Daddy! Thank you so much!
268
00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:07,208
[Sobbing]
269
00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,277
♪♪
270
00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:14,849
[Metal clangs]
271
00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:17,051
What are you doing?
272
00:09:17,053 --> 00:09:18,619
Oh. Hey, Axl.
273
00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:20,955
Uh, Kenny and I were just
doing a little safety check
274
00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:23,291
- on the 'Bago.
- Safety check?
275
00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:25,259
Weren't you the guy who said,
"Brakes are for sissies"?
276
00:09:25,261 --> 00:09:27,961
Yeah, well, I just noticed this
thing has really been acting up.
277
00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:31,365
Like yesterday, it rudely
drove itself to Orson again
278
00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:32,933
without telling anybody.
279
00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:35,068
Well, maybe it had to go there
280
00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:38,538
because it has a girlfriend
whose hair smells like lemons.
281
00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:40,007
Lemons!
282
00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:42,141
Well, you know, I'm starting
to think that this 'Bago
283
00:09:42,143 --> 00:09:43,442
is whipped. [Gasps]
284
00:09:43,444 --> 00:09:44,476
Well, you know what I think?
285
00:09:44,478 --> 00:09:46,678
I think you are a selfish, little man.
286
00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,813
You know what? I'm done with you.
287
00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:48,847
That's it!
288
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,182
Kenny and I are freezing you out.
289
00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:51,918
Kenny, stop talking. Oh, that is low.
290
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,219
Fine, I'm freezing you out, too.
291
00:09:53,221 --> 00:09:54,887
You can't freeze me out.
I froze you out first.
292
00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:56,389
Can't even hear you. You're frozen out.
293
00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:58,123
Freeze back in. You suck. Freeze out.
294
00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,124
Freeze in. You're a jerk!
295
00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:00,225
Freeze back out. Freeze back in.
296
00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:01,459
Maybe I'll find another place to live.
297
00:10:01,461 --> 00:10:02,560
Freeze back out. Freeze back in.
298
00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:03,494
Maybe I don't even want
to live with you.
299
00:10:03,496 --> 00:10:04,262
Freeze back out.
300
00:10:04,264 --> 00:10:05,330
Freeze back in. Good.
301
00:10:05,332 --> 00:10:06,898
Freeze out. Secret bonus freeze in.
302
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,300
And your hair's not as great
as you think it is.
303
00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:09,401
- Freeze back out.
- Freeze in.
304
00:10:09,403 --> 00:10:10,868
[Gasps]
305
00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,003
Freeze back out.
306
00:10:14,474 --> 00:10:16,440
I got two hours to see April.
307
00:10:16,442 --> 00:10:19,876
I'm not gonna waste it having
a childish argument with you!
308
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,014
[Sighs] Really, Sue?
309
00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:25,715
Ugh. I'm sorry.
310
00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:28,085
I mean, I sometimes look down when walk.
311
00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,253
I-I don't want to trip,
312
00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,388
and also, I'm always looking
for lucky pennies.
313
00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:33,589
Well, if you find 20,000 bucks
worth, let me know.
314
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,991
Wait, I got to poop again.
315
00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:37,994
Oh, come on, Sue.
We already stopped twice.
316
00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:39,829
I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
317
00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:41,331
What if she says no?
318
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,498
That's not gonna happen.
319
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,363
'Cause we're gonna get you
back in school.
320
00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:46,538
Now, look.
321
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,826
When we get in there, just as a warning,
322
00:10:48,829 --> 00:10:51,233
you may see me do some things
you've never seen before.
323
00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:53,752
Things I'm not proud of.
324
00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:55,966
Hi! Ms. Teegarden, is it?
325
00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,734
Teegarden. That's a pretty name.
326
00:10:57,736 --> 00:10:59,670
And who... Oh! Who's the cute kitty?
327
00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:02,005
She's a little sweetie, isn't she?
328
00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:04,074
Mr. Heck. How can I help you?
329
00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:05,776
Well, first of all, let me thank you
330
00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:07,610
for taking time
out of your busy schedule.
331
00:11:07,612 --> 00:11:09,279
I know you've got a lot on your plate.
332
00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:11,347
Okay, we have a little situation here.
333
00:11:11,349 --> 00:11:13,216
My wife's a little upset with me.
334
00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:16,319
See, our daughter forgot to fill
out her financial aid package.
335
00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:17,687
Just a small thing.
336
00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,389
But now they're telling her
that she won't be in school,
337
00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:20,756
and she really wants to go to school
338
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,392
because school is important and...
339
00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:24,359
Look who I'm talking to.
You're an educator.
340
00:11:24,361 --> 00:11:25,794
I don't have to tell you that.
341
00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:28,430
So, if you could just see your
way clear to reinstate that aid,
342
00:11:28,432 --> 00:11:30,699
well, that'd go a long way to
get me out of the old doghouse
343
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:31,800
with the old wife.
344
00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:33,268
Not that she's old. She's kind of old.
345
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,603
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
346
00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,538
I appreciate your plight,
347
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,349
but unfortunately,
there's nothing I can do.
348
00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:41,075
Unless you'd like to pay
the full tuition now.
349
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:42,610
Oh, well, I'd like to,
350
00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:45,646
but I'm afraid that's not really
a possibility for us right now.
351
00:11:45,648 --> 00:11:47,114
You want to see a picture
of our family room?
352
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,149
No, see, we're not asking
for anything extra.
353
00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:50,484
We only take as many ketchup packets
354
00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:51,985
as the drive-thru gives us.
355
00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,987
We're... We're just asking
for what we already had.
356
00:11:53,989 --> 00:11:55,055
See?
357
00:11:55,057 --> 00:11:58,326
There must be some kind
of wiggle room here.
358
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,995
Mr. Heck, I did not get
to be East Indiana State's
359
00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:06,065
first woman bursar by fudging the rules.
360
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,000
F-First woman bursar, huh?
361
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,370
Funny coincidence...
362
00:12:10,372 --> 00:12:13,005
Sue here always kind of
wanted to be a bursar!
363
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,407
Oh! Oh, yeah.
364
00:12:15,409 --> 00:12:17,843
Oh, growing up, I used to play bursar
365
00:12:17,845 --> 00:12:20,679
with my friends
in the basement all the time.
366
00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:21,714
Hoo-hoo.
367
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:23,682
Of course, I never withheld funds.
368
00:12:23,684 --> 00:12:25,551
I was all about the allotting.
369
00:12:25,553 --> 00:12:28,820
Look, the truth is, it's not up to me.
370
00:12:28,822 --> 00:12:30,289
The state FAFSA deadlines
371
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,590
are set by the Department of Education,
372
00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:34,212
and we have no control over them.
373
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,327
I'm afraid the matter is closed.
374
00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:37,362
Ye...
375
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:39,163
What if it were your daughter?
376
00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:40,665
Here. You be me aa-and I'll be you.
377
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,133
Real quick. Let's change places.
378
00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,835
I'm the bursar, and this is my picture.
379
00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:47,071
"Hmm. I sure understand your dilemma.
380
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:48,938
Hmm, let me think about that.
381
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,240
I'm gonna find a way."
382
00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:52,743
But you are not the bursar. I am.
383
00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,278
And the answer is no.
384
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,012
But if you were sitting
in this position,
385
00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:57,381
I think you would see it.
386
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:58,382
You've come to me.
387
00:12:58,384 --> 00:12:59,516
I'm the bursar. This is my cat.
388
00:12:59,518 --> 00:13:02,719
"I'm gonna help you
'cause what is a bursar
389
00:13:02,721 --> 00:13:07,022
besides someone who sees
beyond the bounds of numbers."
390
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:10,459
Okay, I'm gonna have to ask you
not to touch my cat picture.
391
00:13:10,461 --> 00:13:11,761
Look, my daughter made a mistake,
392
00:13:11,763 --> 00:13:13,228
and sometimes when you make a mistake,
393
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:17,800
someone... can step in...
a kind providence,
394
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:20,936
a-a knight, a hero, a bursar...
395
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,937
and they can take an action
396
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:25,500
that changes the course of human events!
397
00:13:26,102 --> 00:13:28,577
Now, what would that feel like?
398
00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,613
♪♪
399
00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:34,849
[Whispers] Dad, ask her
about the grace period.
400
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,853
Okay. So, what do we do now?
What's our plan "B"?
401
00:13:39,855 --> 00:13:41,154
I don't know, Sue.
402
00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:42,623
Well, there must be something.
403
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:43,624
[Gasps] Oh, wait!
404
00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:45,158
You never mentioned Mom's friend,
405
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,293
the hostess at Applebee's.
406
00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:47,328
Should we go back in?
407
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:48,895
No. We're done.
408
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,397
Well, can't we go over her head?
409
00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:51,998
Can't we just keep going over heads
410
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,734
until we get to the head that says yes?
411
00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:55,352
Come on, Dad. What's our next step?
412
00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:57,970
I don't have the next step!
Don't you get it?
413
00:13:57,972 --> 00:13:59,592
You know, we wouldn't be in this mess
414
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,513
if you paid just a little bit
more attention.
415
00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:03,615
I thought a summer in Dollywood
would help you grow up,
416
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:04,983
but I guess I was wrong.
417
00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:07,119
Why are you yelling at me?
418
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,521
You think I'm not upset?
419
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,922
I'm the one who doesn't
get to go to college.
420
00:14:10,924 --> 00:14:12,391
[Sighs]
421
00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:15,753
Look, I'm sorry.
422
00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:17,828
I'm just... frustrated.
423
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,063
I'm the dad.
424
00:14:19,432 --> 00:14:23,033
I'm supposed to know how to fix
these things for you,
425
00:14:23,035 --> 00:14:25,636
and I just don't know how to fix this.
426
00:14:25,638 --> 00:14:29,006
♪♪
427
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,191
Hmm.
428
00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:48,370
Mmm.
429
00:14:48,372 --> 00:14:50,705
All right, blocking drills.
We're pairing up.
430
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:51,739
Heck, you're with Hutch.
431
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,374
Krewson, you're gonna be with Donovan.
432
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:56,043
Uh, excuse me, Coach?
Can I hit with Madman instead?
433
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,412
This isn't a dinner party.
This is football!
434
00:14:58,414 --> 00:14:59,880
You go where I tell you.
435
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,315
Now go! Get your helmets on!
436
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,849
Here we go.
437
00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:04,518
Look alive, people! Here we go!
438
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,653
[Groans] Line up!
439
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,922
[Sighs] Okay. Watch the leg.
440
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:11,524
Oh, is that your scooterin' leg?
441
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:13,893
Hey, I didn't even get
to see April that day,
442
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:15,728
so I hope you're happy, butthead!
443
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,130
[Whistle blows]
444
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,165
"Butthead"?! You're the butthead!
445
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,633
You left me in the middle of Orson!
446
00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:22,268
And you tore up the 'Bago!
447
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,702
I tore it up 'cause you're rude!
448
00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,804
You got no consideration
for anybody but yourself!
449
00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:29,074
[Whistle blows]
450
00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:30,909
You're just jealous.
451
00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,377
"Jealous"? Why would I be jealous?
452
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,479
'Cause I got a girl
with lake eyes and you don't.
453
00:15:34,481 --> 00:15:35,713
- [Whistle blows]
- [Grunts]
454
00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,349
Dude, you just don't get it!
455
00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:39,951
You don't want to see me happy!
Why do you hate love?!
456
00:15:39,953 --> 00:15:41,886
You think I hate love? I love love!
457
00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:44,821
I love seeing you in love.
It's beautiful, man!
458
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:46,790
[Whistle blows]
459
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,359
Then what's your problem?
460
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,627
The problem is, you didn't return
any of my texts this summer,
461
00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,430
and I had to hear that
you were in love from Kenny.
462
00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:53,997
It hurt, man. It really hurt.
463
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,332
I'm sorry.
464
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,368
You know I have a hard time
expressing my feelings.
465
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,702
- [Whistle blows]
- [Grunts]
466
00:15:58,704 --> 00:16:00,803
It's just our senior year,
and you're my best friend.
467
00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:02,472
I feel like you just don't care!
468
00:16:02,474 --> 00:16:04,840
I care! I totally care!
469
00:16:04,842 --> 00:16:06,376
Well, then spend more time with me.
470
00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:07,710
Hug a brother once in a while.
471
00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:10,012
You want a hug?
Then just say you want a hug!
472
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:12,148
I want a hug!
473
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,184
[Whistle blows]
474
00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:18,165
Heck! Hutchinson! I said break it up!
475
00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:20,655
You see that?! Look at these two!
476
00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:21,756
They're animals.
477
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:23,525
That's the kind of hate I want to see.
478
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,361
♪♪
479
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,863
Look, if I'm gonna sneak out of
work in the middle of the day,
480
00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:31,433
it better involve
a margarita or a Cinnabon.
481
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:33,668
Not a sick kid who won't take a pill.
482
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,536
I told the nurse not to call you.
483
00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:36,604
I'm fine.
484
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:38,172
Besides, with my hearing getting worse,
485
00:16:38,174 --> 00:16:40,408
all my other senses
are getting stronger.
486
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,509
[Sniffs]
487
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,177
You did have Cinnabon, didn't you?
488
00:16:43,179 --> 00:16:46,180
Okay, that's it.
This pill is going in you.
489
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,649
Right now, you still have
a choice of which entrance.
490
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,918
[Sighs] Listen.
491
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,853
Sometimes you just got to
do things you don't want to do.
492
00:16:53,855 --> 00:16:55,722
That's called being an adult.
493
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,723
I mean, I don't get it.
494
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,258
It's the easiest thing in the world.
495
00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,826
Why can't you do it?
496
00:16:59,828 --> 00:17:00,893
I don't know.
497
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,596
Why can't you parallel park?
498
00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:04,848
I can parallel park.
499
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:05,898
Not really.
500
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,767
You drive blocks out of your way
just to avoid parallel parking,
501
00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:11,670
which seems like something
an adult should be able to do.
502
00:17:11,672 --> 00:17:13,439
[Sighs] Look.
503
00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:16,008
My dad barked at me when I was
learning to parallel park,
504
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,443
and it was very tense,
505
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:19,612
and it's something
I never mastered, okay?
506
00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:20,979
I get it.
507
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:22,981
Just seems like something you
should have gotten over by now.
508
00:17:22,983 --> 00:17:24,216
Why can't you just do it?
509
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:25,283
[Sighs]
510
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,352
Okay. Fine.
511
00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:29,254
Fine. You know what? I'm gonna do it.
512
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,490
I'm gonna parallel park and
you're gonna swallow that pill.
513
00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:33,491
But... Hey.
514
00:17:33,493 --> 00:17:35,426
If I'm doing it, you're doing it.
515
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:37,128
Okay.
516
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,431
Bumper even at the front.
517
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:44,701
Now gently, gently turn.
518
00:17:44,703 --> 00:17:47,070
Ooh. Hey. [Laughs]
519
00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:49,273
This is pretty good.
520
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,807
[Gags, coughs]
521
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,142
Oh, crap.
522
00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:53,243
Hey! I did it!
523
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,411
I swallowed a pill!
524
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,646
I am a man!
525
00:17:55,648 --> 00:17:57,214
Who cares? I dinged
that guy's license plate.
526
00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:58,615
Let's get out of here.
527
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,650
Uh, Mom, I think we just
lost our side mirror.
528
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:03,786
Don't bark at me! I told you
I wasn't good at this!
529
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,243
I can't believe
this is really happening.
530
00:18:09,245 --> 00:18:10,809
That you're really leaving.
531
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,091
What are you gonna do now?
532
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,026
I don't know. Move back home.
533
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,528
Work at Spudsy's. Cry a lot.
534
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:18,880
This can't be the end.
535
00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:20,547
Did you try calling your lawyer?
536
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:21,982
What about your parents'
business manager?
537
00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,618
Oh, Lexie. I'm gonna miss that.
538
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,187
[Computer chimes]
539
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,523
Ugh. Why is the school e-mailing me?
540
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,625
Don't they know I don't go here anymore?
541
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,494
Wait, what?
542
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:34,761
Oh, my God.
543
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,763
No. Wait, Lexie.
544
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:37,863
Can this be right?
545
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,867
"Dear Sue Sue Heck,
We are pleased to inform you...
546
00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:44,770
Both: "...that you have been
reinstated as a student
547
00:18:44,772 --> 00:18:47,640
at East Indiana State
for the current school year."
548
00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:49,608
[Both squeal]
549
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,710
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
I'm back in school!
550
00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:53,012
[Squeals] Oh, my God.
551
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,479
What do you think happened?
I don't know.
552
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,048
Maybe they changed their minds.
553
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,815
Maybe because Dad and I were so earnest.
554
00:18:57,817 --> 00:19:00,718
Because earnestness triumphs
over red tape and bureaucracy
555
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,020
every time.
556
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:04,022
Because you don't get to be
the first woman bursar
557
00:19:04,024 --> 00:19:07,025
of a major university
without having a heart!
558
00:19:07,027 --> 00:19:09,061
Well, whatever it was, you get to stay!
559
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,929
Both: Yay!
560
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:12,930
I love my life! I love my college!
561
00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:14,565
I love my room!
562
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,134
[Air blowing]
563
00:19:17,136 --> 00:19:19,670
We got to get out of this dump!
564
00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:23,807
Mike, I just talked to Sue!
You heard the good news?
565
00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:24,808
I heard.
566
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:25,809
What happened to your side mirror?
567
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,445
Oh, who cares about that?
568
00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:28,778
Can you believe it?
569
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,580
We were so worried,
we didn't sleep all night,
570
00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:31,647
and then look what happened.
571
00:19:31,649 --> 00:19:32,748
The nightmare is over.
572
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,584
We're back to our regular nightmare.
573
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:37,287
And I didn't even have to use
my connection at Applebee's.
574
00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:39,556
Yeah. Looks like it all worked out.
575
00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:44,160
Aren't you excited?
Sue's back in school.
576
00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:46,095
Although, I don't understand
why the bursar people
577
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,796
put us through so much hell
when they knew
578
00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:49,864
they were just gonna give us
the financial aid anyway.
579
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:51,032
[Sighs]
580
00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:52,501
They didn't give us financial aid.
581
00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:53,969
What do you mean? They must have.
582
00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:55,337
Then how is Sue back in school?
583
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,507
I paid for it.
584
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,873
[Scoffs] With what?
585
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,342
We have like $8 in checking.
586
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,527
We don't even have enough
to buy more checks.
587
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,047
I sold my half of the diaper business.
588
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:07,825
What?
589
00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,251
What do you mean? How?
590
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,321
This guy from the baby fair's
been sniffing around
591
00:20:13,323 --> 00:20:15,423
for a long time
trying to buy it from me.
592
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:20,139
He made a good offer,
so I called Rusty and I took it.
593
00:20:21,196 --> 00:20:23,296
[Sighs]
594
00:20:23,298 --> 00:20:25,232
But you worked so hard.
595
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:26,899
- You built that.
- [Chuckles]
596
00:20:30,339 --> 00:20:31,691
It's Sue.
597
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:37,683
Hmm.
598
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,046
[Sighs deeply]
599
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,787
Well, we built one business.
600
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,722
- We can build another one.
- Hmm.
601
00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:53,558
I mean, I have... I have lots
of great ideas.
602
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,393
Like... Like remember crazy straws?
603
00:20:55,395 --> 00:20:58,062
Okay, what if you could have a straw
604
00:20:58,064 --> 00:21:00,565
that allowed you to drink
from across the room?
605
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,933
A Crazy-Crazy-Crazy Straw!
606
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:04,602
- Mm.
- Ooh, ooh!
607
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:06,504
How about a belt made of beef jerky?
608
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:09,674
That would be so great
for camping trips, right?
609
00:21:09,676 --> 00:21:11,708
Oh, and, um, yes...
610
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:14,278
A breakaway bra so when moms come home
611
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,480
and they're tired from work,
612
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,849
they could just...
right down in front of the TV.
613
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:28,894
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