1 00:00:01,805 --> 00:00:02,850 Previously on This is us. 2 00:00:02,875 --> 00:00:04,945 I wanted to be the man that made you happy. 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,601 From here on out, I'm gonna be a 12 for you. 4 00:00:07,635 --> 00:00:09,703 You are getting in the car right now, 5 00:00:09,737 --> 00:00:12,539 and we are going to this doctors appointment. 6 00:00:12,574 --> 00:00:14,374 Hi, white people. 7 00:00:14,409 --> 00:00:16,543 I don't know what you were looking for with all this, 8 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,745 but I do know you don't have a whole lot of time. 9 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:20,914 I'd like to tell the girls who you are. 10 00:00:20,949 --> 00:00:22,193 I was not a very good brother to you, was I? 11 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:23,183 RANDALL: No, you weren't. 12 00:00:23,218 --> 00:00:24,568 But you still got time. 13 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:26,122 - Toby. - Kate. How's your breakfast? 14 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:27,364 You mean this, uh, 15 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:29,389 steel-cut oatmeal and egg-white pancake 16 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:31,058 you're making me eat? It's amazing. 17 00:00:32,227 --> 00:00:33,360 I'm gonna do theater. 18 00:00:33,394 --> 00:00:35,896 I did it... I-I-I booked a redeye to New York. 19 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,350 ANNOUNCER [on radio]: It's a scorcher out there, folks. 20 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,792 - Stay cool, Pittsburgh. - RANDALL: Shut up. 21 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,267 KEVIN: Don't tell me to shut up. 22 00:00:43,301 --> 00:00:44,345 - You're doing it wrong. - No, I'm not. 23 00:00:44,369 --> 00:00:46,604 - Yes, you are. - Mom, I'm hot. 24 00:00:46,638 --> 00:00:49,473 I know, kiddo. Dad is trying to fix the air conditioning. 25 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:52,009 Babe, how's it going? We're dying in here. 26 00:00:52,043 --> 00:00:54,044 - JACK: I'm working on it. - Give it back! 27 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:55,846 - Just hold on. - Enough! 28 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,381 Mom, Randall took my Rubik's Cube. 29 00:00:57,415 --> 00:00:59,516 - You weren't doing it right. - Enough. Come here. 30 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:01,980 Wow. You did this? 31 00:01:02,005 --> 00:01:03,988 You're supposed to be yelling at him! 32 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,489 Randall, stop scratching. 33 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,168 That's a rash, babe. You're gonna make it worse. 34 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,519 - JACK: Okay, I think I have a solution. - Is it fixed? 35 00:01:10,544 --> 00:01:13,704 Jack, what... what are you doing wearing that shirt? You know I hate that shirt. 36 00:01:13,756 --> 00:01:17,325 I'm wearing this shirt because it makes me think of fun. 37 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:18,993 It makes me think of sun. 38 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:24,348 And because we are going to the pool! Huh? 39 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:26,374 Kate Pearson, you get in here 40 00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:28,210 and you strut your stuff, young lady. 41 00:01:28,244 --> 00:01:30,487 That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 42 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:33,168 - Care Bears. - You know it, you know it. 43 00:01:33,202 --> 00:01:37,970 Today, people, we are gonna debut the brand-new Care Bear bikini! 44 00:01:38,003 --> 00:01:39,804 Can we go to the Greenview pool? 45 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,173 The one with the diving board? Please. 46 00:01:42,207 --> 00:01:43,313 No, that place sucks. 47 00:01:43,338 --> 00:01:45,250 - You barely get in anyway. - [blows raspberry] 48 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:48,650 The Big Three. Your brother needs you. 49 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,058 - Come on, you big mope. - [others repeating "please"] 50 00:01:50,082 --> 00:01:51,149 Don't hold out on us. 51 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:52,650 Please. Please. 52 00:01:52,685 --> 00:01:54,697 Okay, okay, yes. 53 00:01:54,729 --> 00:01:55,906 Go get your swimsuits on. Go get your suits. 54 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,674 Come on, towels, towels. 55 00:01:57,737 --> 00:01:59,415 AC is zonked, babe, we're gonna have to call someone. 56 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:01,774 Pool, huh? Not a movie? 57 00:02:01,808 --> 00:02:03,876 Are you sure you're okay with the pool today. 58 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:07,046 We're gonna have a day-long pool vacation. 59 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,614 I'm gonna snag us 60 00:02:08,648 --> 00:02:10,749 not one, not two, 61 00:02:10,784 --> 00:02:13,474 - but five pool chairs. - [gasps] Five? 62 00:02:13,498 --> 00:02:15,065 I'm gonna snag us five pool chairs. 63 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,601 - You bad man. - Yes, I am. 64 00:02:17,635 --> 00:02:19,069 The kids are gonna run off, 65 00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:22,363 you're gonna finish that book you've been trying to read for two years. 66 00:02:22,388 --> 00:02:24,275 - It's Misery. - Oh, it's gonna be fun. 67 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,828 No, no, no, the book is Misery, by Stephen King. 68 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,330 Oh, yeah, right. 69 00:02:28,364 --> 00:02:30,065 Hey, I already packed the cooler. 70 00:02:30,099 --> 00:02:32,267 All soft drinks, no beer. 71 00:02:32,301 --> 00:02:34,736 A whole day at the pool with those kids and no beer? 72 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:36,071 I told you, I stopped drinking. 73 00:02:36,105 --> 00:02:37,539 It's not you I'm worried about. 74 00:02:37,573 --> 00:02:39,874 [chuckles] See? That's what we need, then. 75 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,243 We just need a day to relax. 76 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:43,912 [laughing] 77 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,047 [children screaming happily] 78 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,249 WOMAN [over P.A.]: A reminder, there is no running, 79 00:02:48,284 --> 00:02:51,920 no diving, and absolutely no glass containers in the pool area. 80 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,556 Feeling relaxed yet? 81 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,925 [shouts, laughter] 82 00:02:59,307 --> 00:03:01,266 There's a chair! 83 00:03:03,002 --> 00:03:03,969 Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. 84 00:03:03,996 --> 00:03:05,697 Go get it! Get it, yes! 85 00:03:05,731 --> 00:03:07,499 - Get it, get it, get it. - Yeah! 86 00:03:07,795 --> 00:03:09,207 Ow. 87 00:03:09,215 --> 00:03:11,016 Oh, stop it. That doesn't hurt. 88 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,528 - Ow! - RANDALL: Oh, that one might've hurt. 89 00:03:12,552 --> 00:03:14,353 Sorry. Gotcha. 90 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:15,431 ANNIE: I want Grandpa to do mine. 91 00:03:15,455 --> 00:03:17,356 WILLIAM: No problem, Miss Annie. 92 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,092 Oh, really? You want Grandpa to try to tame this mess? 93 00:03:20,126 --> 00:03:22,361 - Have at it. - Let's see here. 94 00:03:22,395 --> 00:03:24,663 Oh, that's gotta go. Beth, where's your scissors? 95 00:03:24,697 --> 00:03:26,298 - No! - [William laughing] 96 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:29,301 Then you better sit still and not give me a hard time. 97 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,303 How'd you get that scar? 98 00:03:31,328 --> 00:03:33,863 Oh, that? Rock, bottle... 99 00:03:33,906 --> 00:03:35,469 Eh, there were plenty in the air that day. 100 00:03:35,493 --> 00:03:38,687 - Maybe we don't tell that story. - Oh, no, it's not a bad one. 101 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,678 Some people in Pittsburgh were fighting against bussing, 102 00:03:40,702 --> 00:03:42,486 and I was helping out with that. 103 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,987 '86, '87? 104 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,288 ANNIE: What's bussing? 105 00:03:45,323 --> 00:03:48,258 Getting poor children into the schools in better neighborhoods. 106 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:49,259 You were working with the Urban League? 107 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:51,194 Yeah, a little bit, yeah. 108 00:03:53,487 --> 00:03:54,987 Look, I gotta get on my walk. 109 00:03:55,021 --> 00:03:56,455 You wanna take over here? 110 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:57,896 - Mm-hmm. - Mwah! 111 00:03:58,991 --> 00:04:01,160 Okay, you two, let's get moving. 112 00:04:01,194 --> 00:04:02,628 Mom and I gotta get to work 113 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:04,330 so we can pay for all this hair product. 114 00:04:04,364 --> 00:04:05,724 - [Annie laughs] - [FaceTime rings] 115 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:10,836 Hey, hey! 116 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,482 - The Eagle has landed. - RANDALL: What's up? 117 00:04:12,506 --> 00:04:15,608 I'm officially a New Yorker now... East Coast! 118 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:17,343 Hey, somebody wants to say hi. 119 00:04:17,762 --> 00:04:19,681 Uncle Kevin, come see my play. 120 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,787 I'm Snow White. 121 00:04:20,821 --> 00:04:22,288 You're kidding me! 122 00:04:22,323 --> 00:04:23,967 Snow White's my favorite character of all time! 123 00:04:23,991 --> 00:04:25,792 I'm actually auditioning for a play, too. 124 00:04:25,826 --> 00:04:27,894 Yeah, it's very dark, very, very truthful... 125 00:04:27,928 --> 00:04:30,093 - Do the Manny voice. - What's that? 126 00:04:30,118 --> 00:04:31,575 They love it when you do the catchphrase. 127 00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:33,633 I don't want to do the Manny voice. 128 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:35,068 - Please. - Please. 129 00:04:35,102 --> 00:04:37,804 - Baby say what? - Like, for real. 130 00:04:37,838 --> 00:04:38,972 [grumbles, sighs] 131 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,713 Baby say what? 132 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,281 No, like in the show. 133 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,385 [in character]: Baby say what? 134 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:49,581 [girls laughing] 135 00:04:49,652 --> 00:04:51,526 Your biggest fans. 136 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:55,351 Any... anyway, this play is a total departure for me, you know? 137 00:04:55,376 --> 00:04:59,694 None of that, like, Manny stuff. It's a character-driven departure for me. 138 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:02,030 Where'd you go? What are you looking at? 139 00:05:02,064 --> 00:05:04,079 Uh, hey, man, uh, I gotta go. 140 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,308 You're just gonna hang up on him? 141 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,441 No, no, no, I will not show you my I.D. 142 00:05:10,512 --> 00:05:12,813 Not until you tell me why you need a reason to see it. 143 00:05:12,847 --> 00:05:15,315 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tony, what's going on here? 144 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,339 Hey, Mr. Pearson. We had a report of someone loitering. 145 00:05:17,363 --> 00:05:19,019 I wasn't loitering. 146 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:22,289 I was taking my walk, and literally on my way to smell the roses, 147 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,324 - as I have been for the past week. - I know. 148 00:05:24,359 --> 00:05:26,193 Is there some local rose smelling ordinance 149 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:27,538 - I'm not aware of? - William, enough. 150 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:28,695 Enough... 151 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:29,997 He's with you, sir? 152 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:31,665 Yeah, he's staying with us. 153 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,230 - Sorry. - Sorry? [scoffs] 154 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:37,504 WOMAN: We're so sorry. 155 00:05:37,539 --> 00:05:39,157 We didn't know, Randall. 156 00:05:39,182 --> 00:05:40,841 Understood. Thanks. 157 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,209 Thank you, Tony. 158 00:05:46,525 --> 00:05:48,671 We're gonna get you some new clothes. 159 00:05:53,534 --> 00:05:54,534 I hate kale. 160 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:56,202 Me, too. 161 00:05:56,236 --> 00:05:57,588 Ick. 162 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:01,874 Baby arugula is just as bad as grown-up arugula. 163 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:04,351 All right, you know what? 164 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:06,987 Here we go. 165 00:06:07,022 --> 00:06:08,926 Oh, no, no, no. Let me get... 166 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:10,991 Remember, you are unemployed. 167 00:06:11,636 --> 00:06:13,436 And I am not convinced that you would do well 168 00:06:13,471 --> 00:06:15,605 - begging for money. - Are you kidding? 169 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,117 You don't think the drivers will be sympathetic to me 170 00:06:17,141 --> 00:06:18,619 holding up a sign that says "hungry?" 171 00:06:18,643 --> 00:06:20,343 That's good. 172 00:06:20,378 --> 00:06:22,913 I'm gonna use the restroom, and then we'll go, okay? 173 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,033 TOBY: Hi. 174 00:06:33,157 --> 00:06:34,658 Hi. [chuckles] 175 00:06:34,692 --> 00:06:35,760 WOMAN: How are you? 176 00:06:35,785 --> 00:06:38,579 - Uh, good. How are you? - Good. 177 00:06:44,302 --> 00:06:47,270 Okay, uh... you wanna get out of here? 178 00:06:47,305 --> 00:06:49,940 - Who was that? - Who was... uh... 179 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:52,842 You saw that. Uh, that was my ex-wife. 180 00:06:52,877 --> 00:06:55,645 [laughing] 181 00:06:59,262 --> 00:07:00,450 Wait, are you serious? 182 00:07:00,475 --> 00:07:02,898 Uh, yeah. I told you I was married before. 183 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:07,302 Not to that. 184 00:07:13,657 --> 00:07:15,658 ♪ 185 00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:19,727 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 186 00:07:23,669 --> 00:07:27,449 Supermodel, pose... and catwalk. 187 00:07:27,888 --> 00:07:31,598 Hey, Kate, stop being silly. Come over here, please. 188 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:36,470 Oh, Samantha and Vicki are here! 189 00:07:36,504 --> 00:07:38,805 - Care Bears! - JACK: Okay, that's two. 190 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,451 Babe, I had to sleep with someone to get this one. 191 00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:42,119 - I hope that's okay. - Yeah, I'm fine with it. 192 00:07:42,143 --> 00:07:43,677 As long as his wife is okay with it. 193 00:07:43,711 --> 00:07:45,679 Kevin, you're up, please. Shirt off. 194 00:07:45,713 --> 00:07:47,014 Why? I don't even like swimming. 195 00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:48,949 You don't have to put your face in. 196 00:07:48,983 --> 00:07:51,128 You can sit in the shallow end and Randall will stay with you. 197 00:07:51,152 --> 00:07:52,319 I don't like Randall either. 198 00:07:52,353 --> 00:07:53,364 - Hey, Kev, come on. - REBECCA: Enough. 199 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:54,655 Turn around. 200 00:07:56,636 --> 00:07:57,953 Randall, you're up, please. 201 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:00,925 Come here. 202 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,699 Turn around, please. 203 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,284 Are you sure I really need sunscreen? 204 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:08,381 - Yes, absolutely. - Yeah, absolutely. 205 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,695 - Of course you do. Sure. - [groans] 206 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,208 Okay, look, Big Three, come here. 207 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,271 Come here. You are surrounded by adults 208 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:16,334 and lifeguards that resemble adults. 209 00:08:16,382 --> 00:08:18,027 There's very little trouble you can actually get into... 210 00:08:18,051 --> 00:08:19,785 Wait, wait. Kate, baby, 211 00:08:19,819 --> 00:08:21,820 are you sure you don't want to put a shirt on? 212 00:08:21,854 --> 00:08:23,955 - Right. - Here. 213 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:25,824 Enjoy your Misery. 214 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:28,334 People are staring at her in that bathing suit, Jack. 215 00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:30,592 Some jerky little kid is gonna say something. 216 00:08:30,628 --> 00:08:32,495 It's baby fat. 217 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:35,265 She's only eight years old. Kids haven't turned mean yet. 218 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:38,101 And what is up with Kevin lately, and that attitude? 219 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:40,103 - He's so jealous of Randall. - He's fine. 220 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:41,291 Babe, he's fine. 221 00:08:41,316 --> 00:08:43,595 They are all fine. 222 00:08:43,619 --> 00:08:45,286 And does Randall need sunscreen? 223 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,922 I mean, have we just been wasting sunscreen all of these years? 224 00:08:48,385 --> 00:08:50,053 That I have no answer for. 225 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:51,993 Chair. Chair! 226 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:53,829 Careful! 227 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:57,768 KEVIN: She's his ex-wife, Kate. 228 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,609 All right? The operative word being "ex." 229 00:08:59,643 --> 00:09:01,302 They're not together anymore. He's with you now. 230 00:09:01,326 --> 00:09:03,779 "Why?" is the question. You should see her. 231 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:05,481 Maybe that's what Toby wants. 232 00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:07,617 Maybe he's fulfilling a fat-girl fetish with me. 233 00:09:07,651 --> 00:09:08,618 Well, that's actually a thing. 234 00:09:08,652 --> 00:09:11,130 Of course, for me it was more of a phase than a thing, but anyway... 235 00:09:11,154 --> 00:09:12,788 I did a deep dive with this woman. 236 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:14,290 Everything reeks fabulous. 237 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:16,859 She has fabulous taste, she has fabulous friends. 238 00:09:16,893 --> 00:09:19,024 She's been to Argentina, Kevin! 239 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:22,665 Listen to me, I did not leave you in Los Angeles so you could selfsabotage, okay? 240 00:09:22,699 --> 00:09:24,800 So get off the Internet... do that right now... 241 00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:27,269 and tell me how hard I'm gonna crush this audition. 242 00:09:27,304 --> 00:09:29,828 The edges are gone... 243 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,961 and then the thing. 244 00:09:32,582 --> 00:09:34,116 DIRECTOR: Thank you, Sean Patrick. 245 00:09:36,983 --> 00:09:40,493 - Some good choices, I thought. - It's Daniel. Everyone else sucks. 246 00:09:40,521 --> 00:09:42,989 - WOMAN: You know, I kind of liked... - It's Daniel. 247 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,865 Hold on, hold on. 248 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:48,237 We have one more. Kevin Pearson. 249 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:50,690 Sorry. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm late. 250 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,794 It's just, you know, I tried to take the subway, right, 251 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,129 and then walk, like a New Yorker. 252 00:09:54,153 --> 00:09:56,320 Uh, Ron Shiller. 253 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,256 This is Sloane Sandberg. 254 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,958 - You're the, uh, screenwriter. - Playwright. 255 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:03,612 Well, you know, I mean, you gotta start somewhere. 256 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:07,861 Um, you'll be reading with Miss Maine today, if that's okay. 257 00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:10,261 Yeah, no, whatever you got, you know. Miss Maine, Miss Iowa. 258 00:10:10,296 --> 00:10:12,197 I judged, uh, Miss USA for Trump once, 259 00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:14,032 so we may have actually met before. 260 00:10:14,066 --> 00:10:16,601 Miss Maine is Olivia Maine. 261 00:10:17,354 --> 00:10:19,089 Tony nominee. 262 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:21,639 SHILLER: She plays Jessica. 263 00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:24,766 Of course. Hi. Good to meet you. 264 00:10:27,479 --> 00:10:29,446 Uh, well, before we start, I just wanted to... 265 00:10:29,481 --> 00:10:31,438 I want to get something off my chest. 266 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:32,994 I do understand the perception, you know. 267 00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,495 These L.A. actors, they come out here, right? 268 00:10:34,519 --> 00:10:36,954 They do their little quick stint in theater 269 00:10:36,988 --> 00:10:38,549 just to feel better about themselves. 270 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:41,498 That's not why I'm here, okay? I'm here for the right reasons. 271 00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:46,206 Let's get this over with, shall we? 272 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:49,405 [sniffles, clears throat] 273 00:10:57,442 --> 00:10:58,736 Did you want me to start? 274 00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:00,604 Yes, I thought it would be good, if, uh... 275 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:03,496 you speak, then I speak, then you speak, and we all go home. 276 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:05,710 Does that work for you? 277 00:11:05,744 --> 00:11:07,244 Yeah. That's great... 278 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,102 [clears throat] 279 00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:17,595 My recollection's hazy, actually, it was a long day. 280 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,100 Not for me. Mine was over before 9:00 in the morning. 281 00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:23,202 [whispering]: That's really good... accent. 282 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:25,044 - What? - The American accent. 283 00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:26,371 What? 284 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,641 I just... diving... diving right back in. Uh... 285 00:11:29,676 --> 00:11:31,677 [flipping pages] 286 00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:35,447 It say, uh... it says "I lay," uh, I don't... 287 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:37,183 Let me just say... I don't need to say it. It says... 288 00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:38,507 I'll just say it. 289 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,252 I lay... 290 00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,375 Just keep going. 291 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,378 [chuckles softly] This is... 292 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,247 I'll get it. [sniffles] 293 00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,596 I lay on the dock all night, 294 00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:50,550 and part of the next morning. 295 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,423 And I don't feel a thing. 296 00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:56,471 Let me take that again. 297 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,811 KEVIN: Oh, my gosh... oh, my gosh. 298 00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:01,481 Okay. Baby say what... [chuckles] 299 00:12:01,515 --> 00:12:05,251 Okay. I-I lay... Let me get into it. 300 00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:08,296 I lay on the dock all night and part of the next morning. 301 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,280 And I don't feel a thing. 302 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:13,893 The bug bites, the sunburn. Nothin'. 303 00:12:13,928 --> 00:12:16,296 It's like when we used to go fishing. You remember? 304 00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:24,124 - I never fished... - Do you have the next... 305 00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:25,514 - What the hell? - Sorry. 306 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,602 You weren't talking, so I thought... 307 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,053 - It's called a pause. - Right. 308 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,771 Sorry. It doesn't say pause on my script... 309 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,681 Well, it doesn't say suck, either, yet here we are. 310 00:12:40,787 --> 00:12:42,487 RANDALL: You know your size? 311 00:12:42,522 --> 00:12:44,122 Always tended toward the slim. 312 00:12:44,157 --> 00:12:46,505 I don't see that changing much at this point. 313 00:12:51,623 --> 00:12:52,816 Try these. 314 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,502 Afterwards, we'll swing by the pharmacy, 315 00:12:54,536 --> 00:12:57,338 get those medications that the doctor wrote for you. 316 00:12:57,372 --> 00:12:59,173 Sounds like a plan. 317 00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:01,509 Ugh! $100? 318 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:03,544 It's what they cost. 319 00:13:03,578 --> 00:13:06,781 I'm paying, just take the pants. 320 00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:16,257 So are we gonna talk about it or not? 321 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,591 Talk about what? 322 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:20,133 Ha. About what. Uh, this morning. 323 00:13:20,158 --> 00:13:23,998 Or are you content to stand in silent judgment with that face? 324 00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:25,110 It's just my face. 325 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:28,169 No, you didn't like me apologizing for you. 326 00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,563 I get it. 327 00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,578 Would you have been happier if I made a big scene? 328 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,379 You know, got up in Tony's face, 329 00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:35,978 had the cops roll up and turn the hoses on us? 330 00:13:36,012 --> 00:13:37,411 It's the Cosgroves. 331 00:13:37,436 --> 00:13:40,603 He runs an insurance agency, she collects owls. 332 00:13:40,627 --> 00:13:43,096 History would not have memorialized our stand. 333 00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:44,726 You ever had a hose turned on you? 334 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,228 Can't say that I have, I'm very sorry. 335 00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:48,387 Don't be. It hurts. 336 00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:50,411 And there's that face. 337 00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:52,446 Only face I got. Look, I could use some socks... 338 00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,715 No, the face. The one that says I have a scar 339 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,784 on my arm from integrating schools. 340 00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:59,900 And probably blisters on your feet from marching for freedom, 341 00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:02,463 but me, because I grew up in a white house, 342 00:14:02,488 --> 00:14:04,824 you think I don't live in a black man's world. 343 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:06,234 Oh, you know the one. 344 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,729 The one where that salesman there has been eyeballing us 345 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,965 ever since we came in here. Or where that security guard 346 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:13,645 has moved just a little off his mark so he can keep us in his sight. 347 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,236 And where they'll definitely ask 348 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,471 for an ID with my credit card when I go to pay, 349 00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:19,840 even though they haven't asked for anybody else's. 350 00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:24,901 Plus a million things every day that I have to choose to let go, 351 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:28,605 just so I'm not pissed off all the time. 352 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,740 Like I did on the street this morning. 353 00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:33,776 Like I have done every day of my life. 354 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,915 Now try on the damn slim cut flat front chinos. 355 00:14:38,926 --> 00:14:42,162 I think they'll look nice on you. 356 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:51,859 - KEVIN: Randall! - Yeah? 357 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,352 Watch! 358 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:56,063 [chuckling]: Cool! Cool! 359 00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:58,691 Dad, watch! Dad! 360 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,236 - Where's the other one? - I'm looking. 361 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:03,475 Man, you take your eyes off one for a second, you lose track of the others. 362 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,232 That's because there are more of them than there are of us. 363 00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:08,567 - Always will be. - What? Oh. 364 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:09,935 Talking about the kids. 365 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,404 Yep. It's a war. They got the numbers. 366 00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:14,383 - KEVIN: Dad! Dad! - We were beat before we started. 367 00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:15,941 - Watch! - There she is. 368 00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:17,209 Hi. Hey, guys. 369 00:15:17,244 --> 00:15:18,544 You want to play mermaids? 370 00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,279 This is from all of us. 371 00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:25,351 KEVIN: Dad! 372 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,753 - Dad! Daddy! Dad! - Yep. 373 00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:30,522 - Dad, watch me! - Yeah. I see you, pal! 374 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:34,551 Do you remember the first time he said "Dad"? How happy I was? 375 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,019 Now where's Randall? 376 00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:40,056 - How about that time? Did you see? - Hey, Kev. Where's your brother? 377 00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:41,391 I don't know! 378 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:43,827 - Jack... - You take land, I'll take sea. 379 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:46,242 KEVIN: Dad! Watch! 380 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,477 REBECCA: Kevin. 381 00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:49,833 You were supposed to watch each other! 382 00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,246 REBECCA: Randall! 383 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:54,112 Randall! 384 00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:01,650 KEVIN: Aw, Kate it was the worst audition in the history of the world. 385 00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,145 Okay? I mean, that woman made me so nervous, 386 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:05,831 I started doing an English accent in the middle of it for no reason! 387 00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:07,856 Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 388 00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,885 Maybe that's the problem. You know? I wanted it too much. 389 00:16:09,909 --> 00:16:11,137 Hey! It's the Man-ny! 390 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,047 Hey Man-ny! How's it going? [squeals] 391 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,875 Yeah. Listen. Could you please fly out here? I really need you right now. 392 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:18,127 You'll be fine, you just... 393 00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:20,469 What? I'm just what? Where'd you go? 394 00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:22,037 Nowhere. I'm here. I'm shopping. 395 00:16:22,072 --> 00:16:23,639 - I'm lost. - KATE: You're not lost. 396 00:16:23,673 --> 00:16:26,239 It's just all new. It's just new. 397 00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:28,277 No... I mean I'm actually lost, 398 00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:30,612 I have no idea where the hell I'm at. I got to go. 399 00:16:30,647 --> 00:16:31,947 - Oh! - Ow! 400 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:33,983 Sorry. Oh. 401 00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:37,381 - [sighs] - Hey, uh... 402 00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:40,483 that whole thing back there, just so you know. I'm not actually bad, okay? 403 00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:42,191 - Okay. Duly noted. - Okay. 404 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:43,469 Okay. Just wanted to get that out there. 405 00:16:43,493 --> 00:16:45,127 Well, out there it is. 406 00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:47,646 Although you weren't super helpful. 407 00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:52,860 You want to get a drink? 408 00:16:53,394 --> 00:16:54,495 What, like, now? 409 00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,997 Yeah. Now. Come on, 410 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,899 - L.A. - What? Yeah. 411 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,001 ♪ 412 00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:04,004 [indistinct chatter] 413 00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:07,274 TESS: Mom, the play's about to start! 414 00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:09,754 All right, Tess. Hurry up. Go get your dress on. Get her her shoes. 415 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,922 - Hurry, hurry, hurry. - Break a leg. 416 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,247 Come on... [chuckles] 417 00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:15,606 Wow, this is a nice place. 418 00:17:15,631 --> 00:17:17,554 Yeah. Public schools in this area are good, 419 00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,119 it's why we moved here. 420 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,014 - Even better than private. - Mm-hmm. 421 00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:22,656 You know, the parents are real involved. 422 00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:25,025 - Mm-hmm. - You know, Beth's on the board. 423 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,261 Real involved. 424 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,730 They got a farm. 425 00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,899 - Really? - Yeah. Out back. 426 00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,480 Kids learn about the land. Grow their own food. 427 00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,316 Thank you. 428 00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:39,386 They got, uh, chickens. 429 00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:42,179 They got a goat. 430 00:17:43,753 --> 00:17:47,956 ♪ Wanna take it down, gonna do my thing ♪ 431 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:50,725 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 432 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,561 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 433 00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:54,928 ♪ Gonna do my thing ♪ 434 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,806 Hi. 435 00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:58,683 Can I help you find something? 436 00:17:58,708 --> 00:17:59,708 No. 437 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:02,102 Oh! You're here about the job. 438 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:05,416 - Hmm? - You know. The job? [chuckles] 439 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,089 - Y-yeah. - Great! 440 00:18:07,114 --> 00:18:08,481 ♪ I'm unstoppable ♪ 441 00:18:08,506 --> 00:18:11,175 Let's go over here so we can talk. 442 00:18:12,403 --> 00:18:15,038 ♪ It's time to hit the road again. ♪ 443 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,447 Randall? 444 00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:24,721 Randall? 445 00:18:25,128 --> 00:18:27,416 Hey, Kate. Have you seen Randall? 446 00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:29,721 [sighs] Randall! 447 00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:32,018 _ 448 00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:35,194 ♪ 449 00:18:45,596 --> 00:18:47,597 Randall? 450 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:49,614 Randall... 451 00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,236 Randall! Hello! 452 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,354 Did you not hear me calling you? 453 00:18:54,378 --> 00:18:56,221 - Hey, what are you doing over here? - Oh, no, no, no... 454 00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:58,205 - I've been... - It's okay. I'm watching him. 455 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,020 Okay, it's... I-I have him now. I'm sorry, 456 00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:02,099 I'm his mother. I was a little panicked. I'm Rebecca. 457 00:19:02,123 --> 00:19:03,357 Oh, we know who you are. 458 00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:04,691 You do? 459 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,893 Oh yes. When a white family has a black child 460 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,627 and they don't introduce themselves to any of us, 461 00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,763 we tend to take notice. 462 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:15,597 Well. Thank you for watching him, 463 00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:17,799 He's just not supposed to be over here. 464 00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:21,836 Not... "over here" like that. 465 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,403 There's nothing wrong with over here. 466 00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:27,382 I just mean that I want him 467 00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:29,850 where we can see him. Where we're sitting. In front of us. 468 00:19:31,076 --> 00:19:33,889 Thank you. It was very nice to meet you. Randall, come on. Let's go. 469 00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:36,284 Come on. Thank you. 470 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:41,923 Actually, you stay right here. 471 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:45,093 That's my son, and I'm his mother. 472 00:19:45,127 --> 00:19:47,472 And I don't know if you have some sort of problem with that arrangement, 473 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:48,997 but also, I don't really care. 474 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,697 Thank you very much for watching my son. 475 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,166 But I have him now. 476 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,002 - Okay. - Okay. 477 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,751 You need to get the child a proper haircut. 478 00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,852 The razor bumps on his neck. 479 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:02,621 You need a barber who knows how to cut black hair. 480 00:20:04,591 --> 00:20:06,258 Come on. 481 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,546 Hey, I told you to stay with your brother. Didn't I? 482 00:20:08,571 --> 00:20:10,395 Sorry. 483 00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:14,529 Is this the real reason you wanted to come to this pool and not the other? 484 00:20:14,953 --> 00:20:18,403 - Come on. - [classical music playing] 485 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,716 So beautiful. 486 00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:38,980 BOY: Ho, there. Who might you be, fair maid? 487 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,790 I am the Princess Snow White. 488 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,992 [laughter] 489 00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:45,534 BOY: I have traveled this land 490 00:20:45,569 --> 00:20:48,371 and many others, and never have I seen 491 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:50,707 a beauty so fair. 492 00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:51,775 [laughter] 493 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:54,019 ANNIE: Where are you from, noble sir? 494 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,387 What errand brings you to the forest? 495 00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:58,647 ♪ 496 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:01,318 I come from a land far away. 497 00:21:01,352 --> 00:21:03,320 ♪ 498 00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:14,798 - Thanks. - Cheers. 499 00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:16,833 [indistinct conversation] 500 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,103 - The, uh... - Thank you. 501 00:21:20,641 --> 00:21:21,684 That play is really special, isn't it? 502 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,409 I mean, I don't read a lot of plays, 503 00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:25,195 - but that's-that's good. - [laughing]: Yeah. Yeah, I got that. 504 00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:26,853 - No, look, it's... - [laughs] 505 00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:29,195 it's really good, actually. I mean, it's... 506 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,695 it's fragile. 507 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,248 It's-it's delicate. 508 00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,434 So, where are you from, Kevin Pearson? 509 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:38,633 - Me? - Mm. 510 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,301 Uh... Pittsburgh, originally. 511 00:21:40,337 --> 00:21:41,653 You got family back there? 512 00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:43,364 Um... not anymore. 513 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,860 Right, so, L.A. is home now? 514 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,556 Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. 515 00:21:52,048 --> 00:21:54,981 - I think you should go back there. - I know, right? [laughs] 516 00:21:58,048 --> 00:21:59,182 Are you serious? 517 00:21:59,216 --> 00:22:01,517 I am serious. 518 00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:04,020 And I'm telling you this as a friend 519 00:22:04,054 --> 00:22:05,915 because I see this all the time. 520 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,634 I mean, you said it yourself. 521 00:22:08,087 --> 00:22:10,622 Pretty people come here from TV or movies 522 00:22:10,657 --> 00:22:12,391 because they want to do something real. 523 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:13,559 I mean, even if they've... 524 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:17,896 they've never had a genuine moment in their entire lives. 525 00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:19,898 Do you know what they find out? 526 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:21,400 That guess what? 527 00:22:21,434 --> 00:22:23,068 It's hard. 528 00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:25,504 It's so hard. It's not... 529 00:22:25,538 --> 00:22:29,675 it's not pretend, it's not Guys and Dolls in some high school cafeteria. 530 00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:31,510 It's not... 531 00:22:31,544 --> 00:22:33,744 I'm sorry, what-what-what was the-the movie you were in? 532 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,970 It was a TV show, actually, called, uh, The Man-ny. 533 00:22:36,995 --> 00:22:38,517 Yeah, and look, 534 00:22:38,551 --> 00:22:40,552 I'm not saying that you're not good at what you do. 535 00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:42,875 I'm sure you're... you're great at it. 536 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,460 I mean, I-I couldn't do it. 537 00:22:44,991 --> 00:22:47,759 But this... is not that. 538 00:22:47,961 --> 00:22:50,228 You're in over your head, Kevin Pearson. 539 00:22:50,263 --> 00:22:53,398 I mean, if you really want to do this, then go home, 540 00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,767 find a class, get some training. 541 00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:59,096 I'm just being honest. 542 00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:00,842 I see. 543 00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:02,202 As a... as a friend. 544 00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:03,203 - Yeah. - Yeah. 545 00:23:03,237 --> 00:23:04,537 [phone beeps and vibrates] 546 00:23:04,572 --> 00:23:07,492 Still, just, you know, it feels like you're using the word "friend" wrong. 547 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,078 Everything all right? 548 00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:13,714 - You okay? - Yeah. 549 00:23:13,739 --> 00:23:15,612 - Yeah? - Yeah. 550 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,779 [glass shatters] You got the part. 551 00:23:18,803 --> 00:23:20,633 - Wait, I'm sorry, what? - They think the nanny 552 00:23:20,657 --> 00:23:22,358 will sell tickets. 553 00:23:27,764 --> 00:23:29,832 It was actually The Man-ny. 554 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,835 Dad, look! I'm going under and everything! 555 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:33,836 Dad! 556 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,038 - Yeah, I see you, pal! - Randall. 557 00:23:36,073 --> 00:23:37,506 - KEVIN: Dad! - Lunch, baby. 558 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,851 - Dad! - You know, maybe she was just 559 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,186 - trying to be helpful. - KEVIN: Dad! Watch! 560 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,212 By condescendingly telling me how I could raise my kid? Yeah. 561 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,715 - No, thank you. - KEVIN: Dad! 562 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:49,819 [children shouting] 563 00:23:54,738 --> 00:23:56,806 ♪ I love my father and I love him well... ♪ 564 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,308 [children laughing and shouting] 565 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:03,546 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 566 00:24:06,414 --> 00:24:09,549 ♪ I love my father and I love him well ♪ 567 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,713 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 568 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:22,000 ♪ 'Cause where I live it gets dark at night ♪ 569 00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:28,563 ♪ The kind of dark eats up the light ♪ 570 00:24:29,707 --> 00:24:33,525 ♪ Yeah, where I live it gets dark at night ♪ 571 00:24:35,695 --> 00:24:40,098 ♪ The kind of dark eats up the light ♪ 572 00:24:41,387 --> 00:24:44,871 ♪ And you know that, mother I'd be lying ♪ 573 00:24:49,217 --> 00:24:52,652 ♪ If I didn't tell you I'm afraid of night. ♪ 574 00:24:53,746 --> 00:24:55,747 [gasping] 575 00:24:55,772 --> 00:24:57,439 [heavy breathing] 576 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,543 WOMAN [over P.A.]: We have a lost child, looking for its parents. 577 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,501 If you are missing a child, 578 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,870 please call Lost and Found. 579 00:25:41,925 --> 00:25:43,926 [laughing] 580 00:25:49,457 --> 00:25:50,610 JACK: Kate, you're not eating. 581 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:51,910 You okay? 582 00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:54,269 What's up with her? 583 00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:02,955 Are you kidding me?! Oh! Why? 584 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:05,063 Because we didn't make her wear a T-shirt, that's why. 585 00:26:05,087 --> 00:26:07,355 No, no, Jack, you're only gonna make it worse. 586 00:26:07,389 --> 00:26:08,589 Sit... 587 00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:10,986 - [whispering]: sit down. Seriously. - I almost drowned! 588 00:26:11,011 --> 00:26:12,478 - REBECCA: What? - Did you even care? 589 00:26:12,503 --> 00:26:14,079 - When? - I tried to get to the deep end, 590 00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:15,891 - but you never watch me. - Hey. Calm down. 591 00:26:15,931 --> 00:26:17,208 - You always watch them. - Kev, Kev, Kev. 592 00:26:17,232 --> 00:26:18,399 - Come on... - Don't touch me. 593 00:26:18,433 --> 00:26:19,571 Watch yourself, pal. 594 00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:22,251 And you're so busy making sure that Kate's not eating too much... 595 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:25,438 - Kev, calm down. - and... and Randall's not too adopted, 596 00:26:25,463 --> 00:26:27,508 and meanwhile, where's Kevin? 597 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:29,508 Oh, guess what? 598 00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:30,728 He's dead. 599 00:26:30,753 --> 00:26:32,238 REBECCA: Bud, we love you. We were watching... 600 00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:33,927 - KEVIN: Don't touch me. - I got this one. 601 00:26:33,961 --> 00:26:36,424 Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here. Come here. 602 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:38,098 - What? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 603 00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:40,510 I'm sorry. Okay? I should have been watching. 604 00:26:40,534 --> 00:26:41,628 - Okay? - You should have. 605 00:26:41,653 --> 00:26:43,559 And I said I was and I should have been watching you, pal. 606 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,016 I'm trying, okay? Look, I know that I'm bigger than you. 607 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,183 I know that I'm an adult, 608 00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:52,379 but I... th-th-this is my first time, okay? This is my first time, too. 609 00:26:52,397 --> 00:26:54,168 I got three of you and I'm trying. 610 00:26:54,193 --> 00:26:56,146 I'm sorry. I should've been there. 611 00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:57,835 And I'm gonna be there, okay? 612 00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:01,412 - Okay. - Can I have a hug? 613 00:27:01,446 --> 00:27:03,580 Can I get a "Dad, I love you"? 614 00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:27,377 Do you have the name of a barber? 615 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,108 I do. 616 00:27:32,644 --> 00:27:34,572 Well, I would appreciate it. 617 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,323 Then I'll write it down. 618 00:27:41,353 --> 00:27:45,052 When he gets out of the pool, you need to put lotion on him or he gets ashy. 619 00:27:45,157 --> 00:27:47,224 Lotion. Okay. Thank you. 620 00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:57,064 Do you think that my son could play with yours sometime after school? 621 00:28:00,502 --> 00:28:02,456 Yeah, yeah. 622 00:28:02,731 --> 00:28:04,071 I think we can do that. 623 00:28:04,888 --> 00:28:06,640 And does he need sunscreen or not? 624 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,396 - He does, right? - [laughs] 625 00:28:12,544 --> 00:28:15,489 - I thought he did. I knew he did! - [laughing] 626 00:28:15,747 --> 00:28:17,583 Can you tell my husband that, please? 627 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,248 Uh, I didn't bring a résumé, sorry. 628 00:28:19,275 --> 00:28:20,909 I didn't think I'd have a job interview. 629 00:28:20,944 --> 00:28:22,855 And I thought I would just pick up an application... 630 00:28:22,879 --> 00:28:25,514 Oh, well, you're here and I'm here, let's talk. 631 00:28:25,699 --> 00:28:27,400 ♪ I could be your highlight, highlight ♪ 632 00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:28,993 ♪ I could be your highlight... ♪ 633 00:28:29,448 --> 00:28:30,752 You have really pretty skin. 634 00:28:30,787 --> 00:28:33,692 Oh, thank you. So do you. 635 00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:35,874 - Thanks. - So, Kate, 636 00:28:35,899 --> 00:28:38,167 do you know anything about my store or my background? 637 00:28:38,202 --> 00:28:40,903 Hmm... a little. 638 00:28:40,938 --> 00:28:43,539 I know that you've had this store since 2013 639 00:28:43,574 --> 00:28:46,175 and before that you sold your own designs on Etsy, 640 00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:49,212 until you partnered with that woman that you met at UC Santa Cruz... 641 00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:51,871 go, Banana Slugs... at her wedding in Thailand. 642 00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,616 Oh, so beautiful. 643 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,418 Like, that is my dream trip. 644 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:58,516 And then you imported those scarves then it just, like, took off from there. 645 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,773 Oh, and you're divorced, you have no kids and you look 646 00:29:00,797 --> 00:29:02,765 amazing in wide-brimmed hats. 647 00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:04,567 [sighs] 648 00:29:05,298 --> 00:29:07,903 I assume. You just have the head for it. 649 00:29:07,938 --> 00:29:10,406 I don't. I look like a pacifier. 650 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,907 [laughs] 651 00:29:11,942 --> 00:29:14,677 ♪ 652 00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:19,173 I like a person who does her research before an interview. 653 00:29:20,183 --> 00:29:22,184 - I'm a big researcher. - [knocking] 654 00:29:23,253 --> 00:29:24,920 Hey, what's up? 655 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,592 So, the good news is: I got a job. 656 00:29:30,891 --> 00:29:33,162 Well, that means that there's bad news. 657 00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,445 Bum-bum-bum! 658 00:29:44,002 --> 00:29:46,322 [whistle blows sharply] Adult swim. 659 00:29:46,377 --> 00:29:49,846 - Adult swim only. - [children groaning] 660 00:29:53,299 --> 00:29:54,430 You cold? 661 00:29:54,455 --> 00:29:56,320 ♪ Every word I said ♪ 662 00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:57,821 ♪ When I said that I love you... ♪ 663 00:29:57,855 --> 00:30:00,157 - T-shirt? - I didn't bring one. 664 00:30:00,191 --> 00:30:02,159 ♪ That I love you forever... ♪ 665 00:30:02,193 --> 00:30:04,194 Well... 666 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:07,722 I brought a T-shirt. 667 00:30:07,747 --> 00:30:09,666 That's the one Mommy hates. 668 00:30:09,701 --> 00:30:12,002 - Oh, Mommy's just jealous. - I don't think so. 669 00:30:12,036 --> 00:30:13,170 [laughing]: Well, it's true. 670 00:30:13,204 --> 00:30:16,439 She just pretends like she hates it because I won't let her wear it. 671 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,771 You know where I got this shirt? 672 00:30:19,795 --> 00:30:23,196 I heard Mommy say it was from a drugged-out drifter. 673 00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:26,692 Listen, Mommy doesn't know the whole truth, 674 00:30:26,716 --> 00:30:28,556 so this is gonna have to stay between us, okay? 675 00:30:29,544 --> 00:30:31,325 I got it... 676 00:30:31,387 --> 00:30:33,355 in Florida. 677 00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:35,857 A magical land called Daytona Beach. 678 00:30:35,891 --> 00:30:37,359 Can we go there? 679 00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:38,810 No. 680 00:30:38,835 --> 00:30:42,197 No, you may never go to Daytona Beach. 681 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,498 [stammers] 682 00:30:43,532 --> 00:30:44,899 I want you to say it out loud: 683 00:30:44,934 --> 00:30:46,545 "Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach." 684 00:30:46,569 --> 00:30:48,934 Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach. 685 00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:50,337 Good girl. 686 00:30:50,373 --> 00:30:52,173 But I was there... 687 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:56,578 and one night, I was walking back to my hotel, 688 00:30:56,612 --> 00:31:00,682 and... I came across this man... 689 00:31:00,716 --> 00:31:01,916 a traveler. 690 00:31:01,951 --> 00:31:05,794 He was wearing ragged clothes and he had a strange way of talking. 691 00:31:06,213 --> 00:31:10,117 And these three young jerks were bothering him. 692 00:31:11,072 --> 00:31:14,041 They were trying to take away his bag of groceries. 693 00:31:14,066 --> 00:31:15,900 And so... I chased the jerks off. 694 00:31:15,925 --> 00:31:19,085 - By yourself? - Yeah, by myself. 695 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,898 And I had a few... 696 00:31:21,853 --> 00:31:25,181 vitamin drinks and... I chased them off. 697 00:31:25,206 --> 00:31:28,427 It happened. And the traveler was so grateful, 698 00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:29,810 he wanted to repay me. 699 00:31:29,818 --> 00:31:31,719 You know, he-he didn't have much, 700 00:31:31,754 --> 00:31:33,788 so he reaches into his little satchel 701 00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:36,758 and he pulls out this shirt. 702 00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:40,762 He says to me that it's a magic T-shirt. 703 00:31:41,245 --> 00:31:44,766 He said, that when you wear it, 704 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,770 your enemies will see you exactly as you want to be seen, 705 00:31:48,804 --> 00:31:50,438 and only that way. 706 00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:53,274 Whether it's a... a warrior, 707 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,017 or a princess. Whatever you want. 708 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:58,282 - Does it work? - You tell me. 709 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:01,955 I was wearing this shirt the night I met your mom. 710 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:05,195 And she thought I was the handsomest man in the world. 711 00:32:05,229 --> 00:32:06,604 - You? - Yeah, I know. 712 00:32:06,629 --> 00:32:08,052 Me. 713 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:10,796 Magic. 714 00:32:20,358 --> 00:32:22,692 I'm gonna go with princess. 715 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:32,000 I want you to know... 716 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,578 that your daddy already sees you that way without the shirt, okay? 717 00:32:34,602 --> 00:32:36,037 You don't need it. 718 00:32:36,728 --> 00:32:40,046 Thanks, Daddy, but I'm gonna wear it anyway. 719 00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:46,380 Okay. 720 00:32:47,913 --> 00:32:49,213 Your Highness. 721 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,269 Need to find you a crown. 722 00:32:57,846 --> 00:32:59,980 Oh, my God, this is not happening. 723 00:33:01,031 --> 00:33:03,804 This is... are you... oh. [laughs] 724 00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:07,425 - Toby. - Oh... 725 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:12,444 So you're telling me that you work for my ex-wife? 726 00:33:12,469 --> 00:33:14,599 I didn't mean to, okay? It just happened. 727 00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:16,468 Like, I-I wanted to see her up close. 728 00:33:16,502 --> 00:33:19,732 So you... just stalked her like a serial killer. 729 00:33:19,757 --> 00:33:21,755 Josie and I prefer to call it "research." 730 00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:24,130 "Josie and I." "Josie and I"? 731 00:33:24,155 --> 00:33:26,412 Wha... how in the hell is there a Josie and I? 732 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,048 - I don't know. I just had to know. - Know what? 733 00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:32,735 Toby, one of these things is not like the other, okay? 734 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,029 So I wondered, like was she fat and then she got skinny? 735 00:33:36,054 --> 00:33:38,212 Was she a terrible person? But no. 736 00:33:38,237 --> 00:33:40,037 She's actually beautiful, and she's great, 737 00:33:40,072 --> 00:33:41,706 and she thinks that I'm great, 738 00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,251 and she has amazing taste in imported goods. 739 00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,109 Like, feel this. 740 00:33:45,143 --> 00:33:46,911 [stammering]: I don't even know what that is! 741 00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:48,212 It's a portfolio. 742 00:33:48,247 --> 00:33:49,880 - Oh. - And I liked it. 743 00:33:49,915 --> 00:33:51,662 Is that what you want? 744 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:53,662 Is that what you want? Do you want a skinny person? 745 00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:57,339 No, but I would like to be with a sane person, Kate. 746 00:33:58,674 --> 00:33:59,957 That is not nice. 747 00:33:59,992 --> 00:34:02,159 Yeah, well, maybe I'm a little tired of being nice. 748 00:34:02,194 --> 00:34:03,661 Some stranger 749 00:34:03,695 --> 00:34:05,440 tells you that you're great and you believe her. 750 00:34:05,464 --> 00:34:07,175 I tell you you're great and you think I'm lying. 751 00:34:07,199 --> 00:34:08,270 Why is that? 752 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:10,340 I don't... I don't know. I have a problem. 753 00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:11,969 We all have problems, Kate. 754 00:34:12,004 --> 00:34:15,606 - Toby, all of my life... - You've been fat. 755 00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:17,708 Yeah, I get it. 756 00:34:17,743 --> 00:34:20,211 I empathize, clearly. 757 00:34:20,236 --> 00:34:24,758 I empathize, then I say something cute, then you feel better, rinse and repeat. 758 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:28,285 She was terrible to me, Kate. 759 00:34:29,078 --> 00:34:30,485 Josie, 760 00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:33,958 this skinny, successful woman 761 00:34:33,992 --> 00:34:36,141 that-that you admire so much? 762 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:38,529 She cheated on me, she lied to me, 763 00:34:38,563 --> 00:34:40,781 and then she took half my life savings. 764 00:34:40,806 --> 00:34:45,742 I gained 95 pounds in one year after she left me. 765 00:34:47,422 --> 00:34:49,477 At my lowest point, I told my brother 766 00:34:49,525 --> 00:34:52,031 that I was committing suicide even though that wasn't true 767 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:55,141 because I wanted him to be as scared and lonely as I was. 768 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:57,164 You know what? You know what? That's... 769 00:34:58,545 --> 00:35:00,913 that's a lie, I, uh... 770 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,968 I did consider suicide. 771 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:06,550 A lot. 772 00:35:07,922 --> 00:35:10,078 When I would get drunk. 773 00:35:10,743 --> 00:35:14,956 Alone. And disgust myself. 774 00:35:17,526 --> 00:35:20,784 So, you haven't cornered the market on problems, Kate. 775 00:35:24,969 --> 00:35:26,957 God, I'm really sorry. 776 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:34,876 My issues are not gonna go away overnight, Toby. 777 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:36,983 Well... 778 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,005 neither am I. 779 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,298 But Jesus, Kate... 780 00:35:49,782 --> 00:35:51,049 Josie and I 781 00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:53,525 weren't good together. 782 00:35:55,035 --> 00:35:56,703 So we're not. 783 00:35:59,781 --> 00:36:01,864 It's not like I was gonna keep the job anyway. 784 00:36:01,889 --> 00:36:03,951 But you know who are good together? 785 00:36:06,192 --> 00:36:08,263 Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie? 786 00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:10,005 [quietly]: Yeah, duh. 787 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,260 I love them. 788 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,052 And I want them to be my family. 789 00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:14,705 And also us. 790 00:36:14,741 --> 00:36:16,634 We're pretty good together. 791 00:36:18,618 --> 00:36:21,634 But mostly I was talking about Matt and Savannah. 792 00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:27,953 - Can I keep the portfolio? - Oh, my God, you're killing me. 793 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,523 - No. - Do you just want to feel it? 794 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:37,025 [gasps] 795 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:39,038 Oh, my God. 796 00:36:40,118 --> 00:36:42,380 - [phone vibrating] - What is that? 797 00:36:42,405 --> 00:36:44,166 That's a baby something. 798 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:48,616 KATE [over voicemail]: Leave a message for Kate. [voice mail beeps] 799 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,565 Hey, hey, it's me. Um... 800 00:36:51,087 --> 00:36:52,864 I got the part. 801 00:36:53,015 --> 00:36:54,816 Yay, right? I think. 802 00:36:54,841 --> 00:36:56,542 Can you call me? Uh, it's just, you know, 803 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,680 you're-you're usually the one who... 804 00:36:58,714 --> 00:37:01,149 who tells me how great I am, and you're not here. 805 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,355 [softly]: So... 806 00:37:11,455 --> 00:37:13,456 [footsteps approaching] 807 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,469 WILLIAM: Man, that Tess was some Snow White tonight, huh? 808 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:22,204 [chuckles] 809 00:37:22,238 --> 00:37:23,505 Yeah. 810 00:37:26,142 --> 00:37:27,976 [sighs] 811 00:37:28,011 --> 00:37:30,476 I've offended you somehow. 812 00:37:30,947 --> 00:37:32,848 - No. - No, I have. 813 00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:42,211 - You think I'm judging you. - I... 814 00:37:42,235 --> 00:37:45,844 Because I'm in no position to judge you whatsoever. 815 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:50,768 But you need to know, if I was in a position to judge you, 816 00:37:50,793 --> 00:37:52,269 you'd be getting a very high score. 817 00:37:52,294 --> 00:37:55,763 That story you told about helping to bus little black kids in Pittsburgh. 818 00:37:55,798 --> 00:37:58,800 - That was '86, '87? - Thereabout. 819 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,999 So you were clean then? Just... functional? 820 00:38:03,891 --> 00:38:05,916 Because you know what this little black kid was doing? 821 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,477 - I don't... - I was a little boy, 822 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,256 living in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. 823 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,459 Which is pretty much the whitest place on Earth. 824 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:16,508 I had this little notebook... 825 00:38:17,399 --> 00:38:20,108 and every time I met a new black person, 826 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:23,391 I would put a mark in this notebook. 827 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:28,404 And every time I met a black man, I wondered if, somehow, 828 00:38:29,656 --> 00:38:31,955 if that man could possibly be my father. 829 00:38:31,991 --> 00:38:34,026 But I couldn't say that. 830 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:36,131 You know, I couldn't say it out loud 831 00:38:36,156 --> 00:38:37,982 because I loved my father. 832 00:38:40,483 --> 00:38:42,167 My white father. 833 00:38:42,498 --> 00:38:43,998 And my white mother. 834 00:38:51,383 --> 00:38:54,766 I'm a strong, successful, black man. 835 00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:57,389 My wife and I give a lot of thought 836 00:38:57,423 --> 00:38:59,189 to how we raise our girls, believe that. 837 00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:00,697 - Yes. - The fact that my daughter 838 00:39:00,722 --> 00:39:03,454 doesn't find anything unusual about her playing Snow White? 839 00:39:04,961 --> 00:39:07,258 - That's the whole idea. - [chuckles] 840 00:39:07,283 --> 00:39:08,592 Right? 841 00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:14,164 Look, I-I don't know everything, William. 842 00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:15,474 I don't. 843 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:18,502 But I wouldn't change a thing about my parents, 844 00:39:18,536 --> 00:39:20,841 or the way that I parent, and I will not apologize 845 00:39:20,866 --> 00:39:22,348 - for any of it. - You shouldn't. 846 00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:24,211 - Because I don't. - I should. 847 00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:28,902 Three weeks I've known you, 848 00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:30,395 and I still haven't said the words. 849 00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:32,755 - You don't have to say any... - I'm sorry. 850 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,520 I am so deeply sorry. 851 00:39:39,824 --> 00:39:42,190 I did everything wrong by you. 852 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:44,266 And you've done everything right. 853 00:39:44,744 --> 00:39:47,949 You are doing everything right, son. 854 00:39:49,739 --> 00:39:53,409 ♪ 855 00:39:58,517 --> 00:40:00,118 Well, uh... 856 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:04,123 Now, you wear whatever you want on your walk tomorrow. 857 00:40:04,148 --> 00:40:06,930 Oh, I like my new flat front khakis just fine. 858 00:40:06,955 --> 00:40:09,273 [both laugh] 859 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,430 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 860 00:40:11,455 --> 00:40:13,022 [doorbell rings] 861 00:40:13,729 --> 00:40:15,363 Hmm. 862 00:40:15,398 --> 00:40:18,233 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 863 00:40:20,236 --> 00:40:22,070 [door opens] 864 00:40:22,104 --> 00:40:23,758 - Baby say what? - Uncle Kevin! 865 00:40:23,783 --> 00:40:25,826 - Hey! How are you? - Good. 866 00:40:26,275 --> 00:40:27,980 - Hi! I'm good, how are you? - How you doing? 867 00:40:28,004 --> 00:40:29,495 - Oh, you look beautiful. - Thank you. 868 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,050 Honey, look, it's Kevin. 869 00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:32,638 - What's up, bro? - Yo! 870 00:40:32,673 --> 00:40:34,255 - What's going on, man? - Oh, you know. 871 00:40:34,303 --> 00:40:36,271 Missing my fan club, of course, you know? 872 00:40:36,305 --> 00:40:38,873 And, uh, you don't mind if I crash for a bit, right? 873 00:40:38,908 --> 00:40:41,044 Uh... [chuckles] uh... Yes. 874 00:40:41,069 --> 00:40:42,777 - Absolutely. - For a time. 875 00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,713 - Thanks. - Uncle Kevin, I was Snow White! 876 00:40:44,747 --> 00:40:46,272 - Yeah? - You should come see the video, 877 00:40:46,296 --> 00:40:48,927 and we have to call Stacy Klein, who doesn't believe you're my uncle. 878 00:40:48,951 --> 00:40:51,037 You're kidding me, that's ridiculous. All right, yeah, I'll be right there. 879 00:40:51,053 --> 00:40:52,653 We'll tell her what's up. 880 00:40:52,681 --> 00:40:55,049 - She's cute. - RANDALL: Yeah, she is. 881 00:40:55,445 --> 00:40:56,679 Hey. 882 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,152 - Hi. - Hey. Oh. 883 00:40:58,186 --> 00:41:00,220 - Uh, Kevin, this is, uh... - Yeah? 884 00:41:00,255 --> 00:41:01,689 William, he's my, uh... 885 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,687 This is my biological father... 886 00:41:08,157 --> 00:41:12,093 whom I looked for, and I found, and this is him. 887 00:41:14,627 --> 00:41:17,575 Uh, well, that probably is gonna be a longer conversation, 888 00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:19,448 - but it's good to meet you. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 889 00:41:19,472 --> 00:41:21,969 TESS: Uncle Kevin, come on! 890 00:41:22,004 --> 00:41:23,877 - Uh, go. - Okay. All right, yeah, no. 891 00:41:23,902 --> 00:41:26,399 - [claps] Let's go. - Go, go, go, go. Yes, yes. 892 00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:27,729 KEVIN: All right, where's my little Annie, huh? 893 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,947 I miss the other half of my fan club. 894 00:41:33,987 --> 00:41:35,650 Was that the Man-ny? 895 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,790 - Yeah. - Yeah. 896 00:41:37,824 --> 00:41:39,568 I love that show. 897 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:42,284 I'm gonna go get my autograph book. 898 00:41:42,319 --> 00:41:44,720 [William laughs] 899 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:49,224 ♪ A mind filled with memories ♪ 900 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:57,978 ♪ Weigh me down like gold ♪ 901 00:42:00,035 --> 00:42:03,119 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 902 00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:08,560 ♪ I hope to see him someday soon ♪ 903 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:13,376 ♪ I love my father, and I love him well ♪ 904 00:42:13,401 --> 00:42:16,400 Hey, is now a bad time to mention having another kid? 905 00:42:19,323 --> 00:42:22,994 - Are you reading? - I'm on the last page, come on, baby. 906 00:42:23,019 --> 00:42:24,894 - Yeah. - Please. 907 00:42:24,929 --> 00:42:26,663 [soft chuckle] 908 00:42:35,043 --> 00:42:38,065 ***