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- Hey, Lacie!
- Hey!
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Ryan?
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Ryan!
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- I was holding a bomb!
- Come on!
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Sorry, guys.
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Landlord is sending buyers over
today so... put your pants on.
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Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em
off and we can stay here.
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Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.
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Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.
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Nate's roommate took a job in
Phoenix so I get his place.
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- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?
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I'm... seeing some places
over lunch. Catch you later.
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Sorry, that was my sister.
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
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Jasmine tea?
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And that's one Brushed Suede.
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You want a cookie with that?
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- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome.
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- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.
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Oh, I saw your boy in
the fire hat just now! So cute!
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Yeah, he's really something.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Lacie!
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- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.
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How's Pancakes?
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He's hilarious. Such a
funny cat. Just the best.
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- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.
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- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.
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- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.
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Whoa! Top floor! That's...
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- Well, good luck.
- I know, right?
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It's great you're still
happy at Hoddicker.
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- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.
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- But for now...
- It's OK for now.
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It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
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Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
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Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.
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They're from the organic
stall at the farmers' market.
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Sure. Okay.
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Mmm!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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We're kind
of not talking to Ches.
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- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.
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Oh...
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- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
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Sure! Obviously.
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Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.
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Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.
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Hello?
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- Yo, they're taking it.
- Who?
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The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.
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Okay.
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So, now we move into
the light space area.
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Ideal for special times with loved ones.
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- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!
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Whoa!
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Sampled your
photo stream to make her.
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Great hair!
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Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.
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Oh, my God.
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It's hilarious!
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You like him?
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- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.
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But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.
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We have unparalleled
metrics on romantic geneses.
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Uh-huh.
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I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."
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- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.
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Standard occupancy on a
minimum six-month contract,
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we're talking... this much.
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- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.
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Okay.
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- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.
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There's options.
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You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
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- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.
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We'd need you around a 4.5.
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4.5?
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Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
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- 4.5.
- That's right.
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Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?
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- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.
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A two-year-old with a fucking
balloon isn't this happy.
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It's actually a pretty cool place.
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Like you'd even qualify.
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There's nothing I can do, sir.
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Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.
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That's the sense you get just from... me?
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From your rep report analytics.
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If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.
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Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
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You see, even...
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What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're
working hard on your socials.
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- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.
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Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?
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Oh, just a workplace thing.
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Okay. Let's check on
your sphere of influence.
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Let me zoom out here.
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Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.
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- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you.
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There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
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How long do you think?
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- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, barring a major setback,
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a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.
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Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more.
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Then you'll need a boost.
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- What kind of a boost?
- Well...
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Most of your interactions are
confined to your inner circle
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and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.
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Same with your outer circle.
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You've got a ton of reciprocal five
stars from service industry workers,
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but there's not much else.
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At least as far as I can see.
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So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.
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Ideally, that's up votes
from quality people.
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- Quality people?
- High fours.
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Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc
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and there's your boost.
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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!
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- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!
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- You look great today.
- Thank you!
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- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
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I just need some stars, please!
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Fuck!
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- Oh, hi!
- Hi!
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- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.
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- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.
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Would you like a croissant?
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They gave me an extra
at the coffee place.
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- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's me, so...
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Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.
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High fours can smell it
a mile off. Just be you.
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Authentic gestures, that's the key.
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- That's time up, I'll catch you later.
- Oh, could I just ask...
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... "Mr. Rags."
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Shit!
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- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?
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Who even are you?
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It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
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Oh, my God.
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- What is it?
- Naomi!
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Shit!
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Old school, el perfecto Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?
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Ryan, just go! Go!
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- Oh, my God!
- Nay-Nay, how are you?
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I was just fixing myself a snack.
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Oh, Lace, could I just say I
am so happy to see your face?
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- Me too. It's been...
- Too long.
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- Way too long.
- And that's my fault.
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- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
- Everything's just so...
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Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
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When you posted that
Mr. Rags photo...
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I know, Mr. Rags!
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I just had to call
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and talk to you because...
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow! That's a... big ring!
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Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?
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He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
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I know you're gonna love him.
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Uh-huh.
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So, anyways, the big day...
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Yes, when is it?
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So, we're getting married in a month
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on his family's estate
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up here on the island.
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This place outside Port Mary,
Honeysuckle. You heard of it?
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No, but...
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Well, it's a private island.
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Take a looooook!
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Oh, wow! That is...
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I know, right? So... can you make it?
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Are you kidding? Of course.
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Great, cool,
cos I was wondering if...
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Lace, do you think...
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Would you be my maid of honour?
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Seriously?
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, you've got such cool
friends now. Are you sure?
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Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?
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- I know but we haven't s...
- I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
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All the memories.
It just brought things home.
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Oh, Nay-Nay.
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I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked
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and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.
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A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.
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I want you by my side.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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What do I have to...
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Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
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Speech? Of course!
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Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?
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Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
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It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
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Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,
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but they're all, like, 4.7 or above.
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Uh-huh.
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Nay-Nay, I will not
let you down.
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Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.
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- Sure.
- How we were, any old things.
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- Gotcha.
- I'll ping you some anecdotes.
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- That would be great.
- And what's your dress size?
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Oh, um...
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I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.
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- Perfect.
- We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
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Well, anyway...
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Love you, Lay.
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You too, Nay-Nay!
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Oh!
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Bye.
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What was that? The F-word?
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You two pussy pals now?
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Shut up.
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- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.
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- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.
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- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.
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She fucked Greg.
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She... did not fuck Greg.
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She looked hot. I'll give her that.
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Okay.
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Impressive.
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- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Pelican Cove.
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Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the
place yesterday. I wanna take it.
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That's fantastic!
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Uh... Oh, I see you're still
on a 4.2. Is that, um...
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Yep, I'm on it, just gonna
transfer the deposit now.
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- Well, okay.
- Yes!
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In this world, we're all so
caught up in our own heads.
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It's easy to lose sight of
what's real. What matters.
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But as I stand here today...
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seeing the joy Paul has
brought to Naomi's life,
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I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.
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Nay-Nay,
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the little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,
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started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
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The girl who helped me make
Mr. Rags. I still have him.
247
00:22:44,107 --> 00:22:46,067
He sits on my desk and...
248
00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:50,787
every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
249
00:22:52,947 --> 00:22:56,547
What she meant to me then and now.
250
00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:01,747
I am so honored to be here
251
00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:08,907
and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.
252
00:23:11,627 --> 00:23:13,827
I love you, Nay-Nay.
253
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,107
Is the tear too much?
254
00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:21,083
You fucking sociopath.
255
00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:26,163
- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
256
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:28,123
I do keep him on my desk.
257
00:23:28,147 --> 00:23:31,043
There's sugary and then
there's fucking diabetes.
258
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,923
I just wanna make her
happy on her wedding day.
259
00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,923
The captive audience of 4-point
holies five-starring your ass off,
260
00:23:36,947 --> 00:23:38,083
that's just a bonus.
261
00:23:38,107 --> 00:23:41,443
- Naomi and I were best friends.
- Come on...
262
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:44,403
I wish her well and wanna
express it the best I can.
263
00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:46,923
And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred
264
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,403
by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.
265
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:53,688
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
266
00:23:53,713 --> 00:23:56,769
Unh-unh. You get points
from your gaming buddies.
267
00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,449
It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
268
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:00,769
Pelican Cove higher?
269
00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:03,689
What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!
270
00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:06,689
They are fake-smile jail cells.
271
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,753
Great. Car cancelled.
272
00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:12,232
And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.
273
00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:16,003
- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.
274
00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:20,123
Before this obsession, when we
had conversations, remember?
275
00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:21,203
I need my charger.
276
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:25,723
This whole ranking thing, just
comparing yourself to people who...
277
00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:28,963
- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.
278
00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:31,747
I said don't borrow this!
279
00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:36,003
High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
280
00:24:36,027 --> 00:24:37,723
My car is here. Again.
281
00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:39,923
Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?
282
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:41,403
Like, what if this doesn't work?
283
00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:44,443
- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!
284
00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:47,283
Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed
285
00:24:47,307 --> 00:24:51,227
living with you hasn't been one
big rainbow sandwich for me.
286
00:24:52,187 --> 00:24:54,963
Do you know why I never
brought any guys back here?
287
00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:58,523
Because I didn't want them to know
I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
288
00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:01,587
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
289
00:25:03,347 --> 00:25:05,027
Good luck with your performance!
290
00:25:36,027 --> 00:25:41,067
Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.
291
00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:44,603
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
292
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,667
That's great. Just great.
293
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,747
Oh... Hi.
294
00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:07,963
Nay-Nay!
295
00:26:07,987 --> 00:26:10,083
Hey, Lace! Just checking in.
296
00:26:10,107 --> 00:26:13,283
I'm on my way to the
airport right now.
297
00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:15,643
Okay, cool, and you're all
good for the rehearsal dinner?
298
00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:20,523
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.
299
00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:24,443
- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?
- Mm-hmm. In my case.
300
00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:25,803
- I love the pink.
- Uh-huh.
301
00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:29,883
So the latest draft of
the speech is great.
302
00:26:29,907 --> 00:26:31,923
Going handwritten's so cool.
303
00:26:31,947 --> 00:26:35,563
Those scans of the page, my God,
I welled up just at that.
304
00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:39,107
- Oh, thank you!
- Um... just one thought.
305
00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:42,243
That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...
306
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,483
- You think that's a little...
- A little over-sharing, yeah.
307
00:26:44,507 --> 00:26:46,523
You're so right. It's gone.
308
00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:49,483
Okay. Cool. Well, I'll
see you in a few hours!
309
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,443
♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪
310
00:27:04,627 --> 00:27:08,312
And here's your tip. Thank you.
311
00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:13,227
Oh, come on.
312
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,707
May I
have your attention, please...
313
00:27:24,373 --> 00:27:27,629
- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.
314
00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:33,467
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
315
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:37,907
- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.
316
00:27:38,547 --> 00:27:41,363
But... So when is the next flight?
317
00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:44,443
Yeah, they're all kind of full.
318
00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:48,123
Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.
319
00:27:48,147 --> 00:27:50,283
- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.
320
00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:52,203
Okay... let's see what we can do.
321
00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:54,267
Thank you. Thank you so much.
322
00:28:01,149 --> 00:28:03,923
I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.
323
00:28:03,947 --> 00:28:05,547
Uh...
324
00:28:06,507 --> 00:28:09,203
That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.
325
00:28:09,227 --> 00:28:11,203
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
326
00:28:11,227 --> 00:28:13,563
- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.
327
00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:16,918
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
328
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:23,003
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
329
00:28:23,027 --> 00:28:25,643
Some woman dinged me
down in the... Can't you just...
330
00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:28,163
I'm sorry, it won't let me book
it without the correct ranking.
331
00:28:28,187 --> 00:28:30,283
- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.
332
00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:32,043
- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
333
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:34,123
to moderate your language there.
334
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,467
Sorry. It's just...
335
00:28:37,427 --> 00:28:41,483
I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.
336
00:28:41,507 --> 00:28:44,427
And I am so sorry about that.
337
00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:49,323
- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
338
00:28:49,347 --> 00:28:50,963
- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
339
00:28:50,987 --> 00:28:52,883
- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.
340
00:28:52,907 --> 00:28:55,563
- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...
341
00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:57,883
- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.
342
00:28:57,907 --> 00:29:01,083
- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!
343
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,163
Ooh.
344
00:29:04,187 --> 00:29:05,507
I'm so sorry.
345
00:29:06,307 --> 00:29:10,643
- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
346
00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:13,983
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.
347
00:29:14,007 --> 00:29:16,203
- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.
348
00:29:16,227 --> 00:29:18,603
- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.
349
00:29:18,627 --> 00:29:20,347
- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.
350
00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:25,003
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
351
00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:27,323
I'm invoking my authority
as airport security
352
00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:30,323
to dock you one full ranking
point as a punitive measure.
353
00:29:30,347 --> 00:29:32,243
- This is a temporary measure.
- No!
354
00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:33,995
Your score reverts
to normal in 24 hours.
355
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:34,963
No, no, no. But I need it now.
356
00:29:34,987 --> 00:29:38,483
During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.
357
00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:39,603
Times two?
358
00:29:39,627 --> 00:29:41,683
We recommend you avoid
negative feedback at this time.
359
00:29:41,707 --> 00:29:42,763
I'm on double damage?
360
00:29:42,787 --> 00:29:46,961
Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.
361
00:30:09,627 --> 00:30:11,203
Okay, well, due to your ranking...
362
00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:36,083
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
363
00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:38,923
- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.
364
00:30:38,947 --> 00:30:41,683
- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.
365
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,843
- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.
366
00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:47,563
Well, due to your current ranking,
367
00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:50,403
you're restricted to
our super saver fleet.
368
00:30:50,427 --> 00:30:53,363
- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?
369
00:30:53,387 --> 00:30:55,387
They still have the 2?
370
00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:22,563
Oh, God.
371
00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:42,163
Oh, come on.
372
00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:43,963
Uh...
373
00:31:47,867 --> 00:31:50,867
Damn it!
374
00:32:12,427 --> 00:32:16,867
The little girl, who when we were
both five years old in art camp,
375
00:32:16,987 --> 00:32:20,907
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
376
00:32:22,427 --> 00:32:25,787
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
377
00:32:28,587 --> 00:32:33,483
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this.
378
00:32:39,227 --> 00:32:43,267
- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- How far away are you?
379
00:32:43,987 --> 00:32:47,843
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
380
00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,443
- What?
- Well, not missed it but...
381
00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:52,307
So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?
382
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,723
- No.
- Lacie!
383
00:32:54,747 --> 00:32:57,587
I am so sorry. It's been...
384
00:32:58,107 --> 00:33:00,603
I got a rental car. I'm driving.
385
00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:04,523
Driving? That's like nine hours.
386
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,923
I'm making good time,
387
00:33:05,947 --> 00:33:09,443
gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it.
388
00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:10,827
Is everything okay?
389
00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:13,643
I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.
390
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,643
No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.
391
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,123
Ha ha ha!
392
00:33:18,147 --> 00:33:20,243
Okay, just drive safe!
393
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,923
You bet. I'll just...
394
00:33:30,987 --> 00:33:32,387
Come on.
395
00:33:34,787 --> 00:33:35,963
Come on.
396
00:33:35,987 --> 00:33:37,267
Please.
397
00:33:43,907 --> 00:33:44,987
Okay.
398
00:34:11,747 --> 00:34:15,363
What do you want?
399
00:34:20,067 --> 00:34:24,027
Oh, shit.
400
00:34:56,187 --> 00:34:58,147
Hi. Sorry.
401
00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:04,987
Your charger doesn't fit my car.
402
00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:10,627
- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.
403
00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:16,667
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?
404
00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:20,427
No. Do you have one?
405
00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:26,243
- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.
406
00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:28,307
You're super helpful.
407
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,107
Two stars?!
408
00:35:43,147 --> 00:35:44,443
Two stars?
409
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:46,587
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
410
00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:52,083
Sir, excuse me.
411
00:35:52,107 --> 00:35:53,843
Excuse me, sorry.
412
00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:57,547
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
413
00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:03,267
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
414
00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:05,696
Sure.
415
00:36:07,187 --> 00:36:08,267
Great.
416
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:12,987
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
417
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:16,307
I have a rental car. It's...
418
00:37:01,707 --> 00:37:06,107
- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- She's, like, 2.8.
419
00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:09,307
Come on!
420
00:37:16,427 --> 00:37:18,147
I didn't even do anything!
421
00:37:38,347 --> 00:37:40,547
You look like you need a ride.
422
00:37:41,787 --> 00:37:43,403
Um...
423
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:46,227
Actually, I'm okay.
424
00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:53,867
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.
425
00:37:56,747 --> 00:38:01,243
Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds,
whiskey. Help yourself.
426
00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:03,107
I'm okay. Thanks.
427
00:38:04,147 --> 00:38:05,603
Where are you headed?
428
00:38:05,627 --> 00:38:10,427
Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great.
429
00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,947
Checking my feed for danger signs?
430
00:38:24,107 --> 00:38:29,027
I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be
an antisocial maniac, right?
431
00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:32,363
- You seem...
- Normal?
432
00:38:32,387 --> 00:38:34,587
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
433
00:38:36,187 --> 00:38:40,667
It took some effort.
What happened to you?
434
00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:45,483
I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.
435
00:38:45,507 --> 00:38:47,163
That's not... This is temporary.
436
00:38:47,187 --> 00:38:49,363
- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.
437
00:38:49,387 --> 00:38:52,603
- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.
438
00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:54,187
Wanna hear my speech?
439
00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:55,987
No.
440
00:38:59,707 --> 00:39:02,043
So how come you're a 2.8?
441
00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:05,563
Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,
442
00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:08,243
and they put me on double damage.
443
00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:11,427
- How did it feel?
- Awful.
444
00:39:12,307 --> 00:39:13,747
I meant the yelling.
445
00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:17,667
I don't know. I was mad.
446
00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:20,747
Look at where it got me.
447
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,963
But as long as I get to the
wedding, do the speech,
448
00:39:25,987 --> 00:39:28,443
they'll overlook the
2.8. I'm with the bride.
449
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,523
And if I do well, well,
they're all high fours
450
00:39:30,547 --> 00:39:31,803
so that velocitates my arc.
451
00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:35,483
And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,
452
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,067
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
453
00:39:41,307 --> 00:39:43,403
God, you remind me of me.
454
00:39:43,427 --> 00:39:45,867
- Hmm.
- Not now.
455
00:39:47,747 --> 00:39:51,427
I was, uh... 4.6 once.
456
00:39:53,507 --> 00:39:56,227
- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.
457
00:39:57,507 --> 00:39:59,827
All the work I put in...
458
00:40:02,707 --> 00:40:06,043
Eight years ago, Tom,
my husband, got cancer.
459
00:40:06,067 --> 00:40:11,307
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.
460
00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:13,867
I'm so sorry.
461
00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,363
You don't know me so
you're not really sorry.
462
00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:21,627
You're just mainly awkward cos I
have sprung some cancer talk at you.
463
00:40:22,747 --> 00:40:25,243
Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,
464
00:40:25,267 --> 00:40:29,883
every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.
465
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:31,723
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
466
00:40:31,747 --> 00:40:34,467
The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.
467
00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:39,643
A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.
468
00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:43,347
It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.
469
00:40:44,387 --> 00:40:48,347
I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.
470
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:52,827
Tom was a 4.3.
471
00:40:54,787 --> 00:40:57,307
They gave his bed to a 4.4.
472
00:41:02,307 --> 00:41:06,467
So when he died I thought, fuck it.
473
00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:10,923
I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.
474
00:41:10,947 --> 00:41:12,427
Just drop it out there.
475
00:41:13,507 --> 00:41:14,987
People don't always like that.
476
00:41:15,947 --> 00:41:19,323
It is incredible how fast
you slip off the ladder
477
00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,083
when you start doing that.
478
00:41:21,107 --> 00:41:25,627
It turned out a lot of my
friends didn't care for honesty.
479
00:41:27,707 --> 00:41:32,003
Treated me like I had taken a
shit at their breakfast table.
480
00:41:32,027 --> 00:41:36,083
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
481
00:41:36,107 --> 00:41:38,587
Shedding those fuckers.
482
00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,347
It was like taking off tight shoes.
483
00:41:42,827 --> 00:41:46,083
- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on.
484
00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,443
Why not?
485
00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,163
I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.
486
00:41:52,187 --> 00:41:55,547
- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...
487
00:41:57,907 --> 00:42:00,923
Look, you had something with your life,
488
00:42:00,947 --> 00:42:06,683
real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.
489
00:42:06,707 --> 00:42:11,323
So now you've got nothing left to lose.
490
00:42:11,347 --> 00:42:14,243
But I don't even have the
something worth losing, not yet.
491
00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:17,707
You know, I mean,
I'm still fighting for that.
492
00:42:19,547 --> 00:42:24,907
- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough to be content?
493
00:42:25,987 --> 00:42:31,267
Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.
494
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:36,867
Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...
495
00:42:38,187 --> 00:42:44,283
Like just... And that is
way off, like, way, way off.
496
00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:47,147
And until I get there, I have
to play the numbers game.
497
00:42:47,787 --> 00:42:51,947
We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.
498
00:42:53,507 --> 00:42:57,987
Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.
499
00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:02,067
I do not mean that how it sounds.
500
00:43:04,387 --> 00:43:07,107
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
501
00:43:31,827 --> 00:43:35,283
- Sweetheart.
- What time is it?
502
00:43:35,307 --> 00:43:39,603
I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.
503
00:43:39,627 --> 00:43:42,763
- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.
504
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:46,083
A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.
505
00:43:46,107 --> 00:43:49,403
- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.
506
00:43:51,947 --> 00:43:54,803
I put a little something in there for you.
507
00:43:54,827 --> 00:43:58,383
- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!
508
00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:02,587
Bye.
509
00:44:17,347 --> 00:44:20,683
In this world,
we're all so caught up...
510
00:44:20,707 --> 00:44:22,923
...in our own dramas.
511
00:44:22,947 --> 00:44:26,163
- So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.
512
00:44:26,187 --> 00:44:27,762
He'd never even heard of the show.
513
00:44:27,786 --> 00:44:29,803
I'm like, "You never heard of
Sea of Tranquillity?"
514
00:44:29,827 --> 00:44:32,523
Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,
515
00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:34,523
and he's all like,
"What the fuck?" Whatever!
516
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,763
I think I'm allergic to this purple.
517
00:44:36,787 --> 00:44:40,083
So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.
518
00:44:40,107 --> 00:44:42,763
That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."
519
00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:45,683
He's all like, "Uh...
Port Mary is frickin' miles away."
520
00:44:45,707 --> 00:44:46,803
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
521
00:44:46,827 --> 00:44:51,683
He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
522
00:44:51,707 --> 00:44:55,107
- See you back on there.
- Okay.
523
00:44:58,787 --> 00:45:02,763
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
524
00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,803
- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.
525
00:45:05,827 --> 00:45:07,403
I was all set to go.
526
00:45:07,427 --> 00:45:13,147
My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.
527
00:45:13,827 --> 00:45:16,507
Well, there's some space in the RV.
528
00:45:25,467 --> 00:45:27,523
- Hi.
- Hey!
529
00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:29,683
- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?
530
00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:32,003
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
531
00:45:32,027 --> 00:45:35,643
Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from.
532
00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:39,283
- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
533
00:45:39,307 --> 00:45:41,123
- She's awesome.
- She?
534
00:45:41,147 --> 00:45:43,403
He! I misspoke.
535
00:45:43,427 --> 00:45:46,163
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
536
00:45:46,187 --> 00:45:49,763
I know, and that's why it's
so hard to remember, right?
537
00:45:49,787 --> 00:45:51,803
Excuse me. Gotta get this.
538
00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:54,507
My friend, at the convention.
539
00:45:56,747 --> 00:45:58,643
Hi, Nay!
540
00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:04,003
So, oh, my God, insane night,
but I am so close now.
541
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,603
Don't come.
542
00:46:05,627 --> 00:46:09,203
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
543
00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:11,243
Don't come. I don't want you here.
544
00:46:11,267 --> 00:46:14,843
I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
545
00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:18,203
Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.
546
00:46:18,227 --> 00:46:20,523
Well, the wedding's today so...
547
00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:23,083
- But it doesn't change anything.
- Lacie...
548
00:46:23,107 --> 00:46:25,283
- I can still do the same speech.
- Lacie...
549
00:46:25,307 --> 00:46:28,603
- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!
550
00:46:28,627 --> 00:46:31,283
But... But you invited me.
551
00:46:31,307 --> 00:46:33,963
You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
552
00:46:33,987 --> 00:46:37,403
They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,
553
00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,067
plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.
554
00:46:41,627 --> 00:46:45,123
You said you wanted your oldest friend.
555
00:46:45,147 --> 00:46:48,283
When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?
556
00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:51,683
And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre
557
00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:54,723
played fantastically on all
the stimulations we ran.
558
00:46:54,747 --> 00:46:57,003
Forecast was a prestige
bounce of 2 minimum.
559
00:46:57,027 --> 00:47:00,603
But now you're a sub three. Sorry.
560
00:47:00,627 --> 00:47:02,323
That just puts the stink on
things a little too much.
561
00:47:02,347 --> 00:47:04,523
That just plays badly for us.
562
00:47:04,547 --> 00:47:07,003
So it was just about numbers for you?
563
00:47:07,027 --> 00:47:10,163
Oh, cut the shit! It was
numbers for both of us.
564
00:47:10,187 --> 00:47:12,123
You wanted those
primo votes, don't deny it.
565
00:47:12,147 --> 00:47:15,203
It's not like you could get them on
your own. Let's not kid ourselves.
566
00:47:15,227 --> 00:47:17,643
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
567
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:21,003
What? You're just gonna roll up
here and make people like you?
568
00:47:21,027 --> 00:47:25,683
- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.
569
00:47:25,707 --> 00:47:30,123
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.
570
00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:35,203
- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!
571
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,243
Hello?
572
00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:40,827
Fuck!
573
00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:46,667
I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.
574
00:47:52,427 --> 00:47:55,067
Hope they cancel it!
575
00:48:06,267 --> 00:48:08,667
I need a ride!
576
00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:13,907
Fuck!
577
00:48:17,547 --> 00:48:19,027
Jesus!
578
00:48:34,947 --> 00:48:37,107
Hey! Hey!
579
00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:38,747
Hey!
580
00:48:40,707 --> 00:48:43,163
- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?
581
00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:46,363
Can I borrow your bike?
582
00:48:46,387 --> 00:48:51,363
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,
583
00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:54,307
to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?
584
00:48:55,227 --> 00:48:57,323
To love him, comfort him,
585
00:48:57,347 --> 00:49:01,003
honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...
586
00:49:01,027 --> 00:49:04,427
and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...
587
00:50:09,227 --> 00:50:12,323
To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.
588
00:50:13,947 --> 00:50:17,403
You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.
589
00:50:17,427 --> 00:50:20,963
Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.
590
00:50:22,307 --> 00:50:25,203
- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
591
00:50:25,227 --> 00:50:28,883
He's still got a few
bullets left. Oh, man.
592
00:50:28,907 --> 00:50:30,947
Oh, gosh, well, um...
593
00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,107
Shit!
594
00:50:35,667 --> 00:50:39,643
We have so many people to
thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids.
595
00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,523
But, of course,
596
00:50:41,547 --> 00:50:46,603
my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,
597
00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:49,907
are to someone who's my best friend,
598
00:50:51,187 --> 00:50:58,083
my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.
599
00:50:58,107 --> 00:51:00,627
Naomi!
600
00:51:02,867 --> 00:51:07,947
One, two, three! Naomi!
601
00:51:09,427 --> 00:51:12,283
The A Team!
602
00:51:12,307 --> 00:51:13,723
I love you so much, darl.
603
00:51:13,747 --> 00:51:15,323
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
604
00:51:15,347 --> 00:51:17,363
Congratulations, sir.
605
00:51:17,387 --> 00:51:19,243
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
606
00:51:19,267 --> 00:51:21,403
Get over here!
607
00:51:21,427 --> 00:51:23,003
Get your ass over here.
608
00:51:23,027 --> 00:51:25,683
Get in here, big boy.
609
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,747
You're beautiful!
610
00:51:29,707 --> 00:51:32,683
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
611
00:51:32,707 --> 00:51:35,107
You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.
612
00:51:39,507 --> 00:51:41,323
Everybody, hello!
613
00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:43,387
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
614
00:51:47,387 --> 00:51:51,187
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
615
00:51:53,307 --> 00:51:54,907
Thank you.
616
00:51:56,267 --> 00:51:58,443
- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.
617
00:51:58,467 --> 00:51:59,763
She's a fucking 1.1.
618
00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:05,203
Now for those of you who don't
know me, which is... all of you...
619
00:52:05,227 --> 00:52:09,243
my name is Lacie Pound
620
00:52:09,267 --> 00:52:13,107
and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
621
00:52:13,707 --> 00:52:15,827
Hi, Nay-Nay!
622
00:52:17,107 --> 00:52:20,203
It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.
623
00:52:20,227 --> 00:52:22,083
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
624
00:52:22,107 --> 00:52:24,563
Pretty big deal.
625
00:52:24,587 --> 00:52:28,283
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
626
00:52:28,307 --> 00:52:30,307
Uh...
627
00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:34,787
Anyway, um... I...
628
00:52:36,467 --> 00:52:40,923
have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.
629
00:52:40,947 --> 00:52:42,883
We met when we were five years old,
630
00:52:42,907 --> 00:52:47,067
and right up through to our teenage
years, we made quite the pair.
631
00:52:47,787 --> 00:52:50,083
We'd talk about all the
things girls talk about,
632
00:52:50,107 --> 00:52:56,443
you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys.
633
00:52:56,467 --> 00:53:00,083
I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little
634
00:53:00,107 --> 00:53:04,787
and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...
635
00:53:05,427 --> 00:53:06,843
Go on.
636
00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:09,763
She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?
637
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,363
Whoo!
638
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:15,883
Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.
639
00:53:15,907 --> 00:53:18,483
You know, fuck the planet!
640
00:53:18,507 --> 00:53:20,963
Fuck the planet!
641
00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:25,747
Anyway...
642
00:53:26,827 --> 00:53:33,843
I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,
643
00:53:33,867 --> 00:53:39,147
which meant she was looking down on me.
644
00:53:40,027 --> 00:53:43,043
Always with a smile though.
645
00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:47,683
In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.
646
00:53:47,707 --> 00:53:53,043
She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.
647
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:57,627
They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo!
You know, that was it.
648
00:53:58,507 --> 00:54:04,403
She had this tight ass,
649
00:54:04,427 --> 00:54:07,603
like two fists.
650
00:54:07,627 --> 00:54:09,363
Uh-huh.
651
00:54:09,387 --> 00:54:12,483
I was all like...
652
00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:18,603
I was like...
653
00:54:18,627 --> 00:54:20,467
through the hallways in high school.
654
00:54:38,867 --> 00:54:40,587
And she was there for me.
655
00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:44,467
Holding my hair back...
656
00:54:46,107 --> 00:54:51,347
as I knelt, vomiting,
in front of the crapper.
657
00:54:55,947 --> 00:54:59,427
Thank you for that, Naomi.
658
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,347
I always wished I was you.
659
00:55:06,627 --> 00:55:07,907
And...
660
00:55:08,867 --> 00:55:11,227
I guess that's why you
kept me around so long?
661
00:55:14,427 --> 00:55:17,443
Until you got your new job
662
00:55:17,467 --> 00:55:22,427
and your fancy new friends.
663
00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:26,803
And that...
664
00:55:28,707 --> 00:55:31,827
...fucking... jackhole!
665
00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:36,163
And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.
666
00:55:36,187 --> 00:55:41,603
Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.
667
00:55:41,627 --> 00:55:44,387
I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
668
00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:48,147
Stay back.
669
00:55:49,627 --> 00:55:52,683
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
670
00:55:52,707 --> 00:55:54,603
I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!
671
00:55:56,947 --> 00:55:59,443
Time's nearly up!
672
00:55:59,467 --> 00:56:00,643
- Hey! Calm down.
- I...
673
00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:05,723
I just wanted to say, in this
world so caught up in our own shit,
674
00:56:05,747 --> 00:56:09,147
- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.
675
00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:15,707
Happiness, fucking Paul
and Naomi, and she's...
676
00:56:16,187 --> 00:56:20,307
She... She fucked Greg!
677
00:56:22,067 --> 00:56:23,827
I know she did.
678
00:56:24,907 --> 00:56:27,843
- I know you did.
- No...
679
00:56:27,867 --> 00:56:30,203
Don't even try to deny...
680
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:38,043
The little girl who, when we
were just five-years-old in art camp,
681
00:56:38,067 --> 00:56:41,747
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared
682
00:56:42,427 --> 00:56:44,923
and helped me make Mr. Rags.
683
00:56:44,947 --> 00:56:50,523
He reminds me of you and
what you meant to me then!
684
00:56:50,547 --> 00:56:54,107
And I'm so honoured
to be here to see this shit!
685
00:56:55,027 --> 00:57:00,227
I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!
686
00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:03,587
I love you!
687
00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:50,643
What the fuck are you looking at?
688
00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:52,707
Just what I was wondering.
689
00:59:53,029 --> 00:59:53,749
Well...
690
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:56,612
Don't!
691
00:59:57,627 --> 01:00:00,643
Don't? Don't wonder?
692
01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:01,827
Uh-huh.
693
01:00:02,427 --> 01:00:04,752
It would be a dull
world without wonder.
694
01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:07,571
I don't give a shit about your world.
695
01:00:08,387 --> 01:00:10,307
I don't like your brassiere.
696
01:00:13,707 --> 01:00:15,187
I don't like your moustache.
697
01:00:16,587 --> 01:00:18,443
I don't like your aura.
698
01:00:18,467 --> 01:00:20,707
- My aura?
- Yeah.
699
01:00:22,427 --> 01:00:26,283
I don't like your... head.
700
01:00:26,307 --> 01:00:29,043
Your entire head is
just ridiculous to me.
701
01:00:29,067 --> 01:00:30,283
Really?
702
01:00:30,307 --> 01:00:36,163
You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.
703
01:00:36,187 --> 01:00:38,723
You sound like a lost little lamb
704
01:00:38,747 --> 01:00:41,227
that just got told there's no Santa Claus.
705
01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:45,243
What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck
706
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,923
to brew you up in the womb?
707
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,683
At least I look like I was born,
708
01:00:48,707 --> 01:00:53,243
not shit out by some tormented cow
creature in an underground lab.
709
01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:55,003
You got tossed out of that lab.
710
01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,563
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.
711
01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:00,483
- Ooh!
- In the trash!
712
01:01:00,507 --> 01:01:04,123
- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.
713
01:01:04,147 --> 01:01:08,083
Fucking biological car crash
714
01:01:08,107 --> 01:01:10,163
that made Picasso screw
his eyes up and say,
715
01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:11,723
"Well, that just don't make sense."
716
01:01:13,547 --> 01:01:16,203
- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!
717
01:01:16,227 --> 01:01:19,049
- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!
718
01:01:19,074 --> 01:01:23,914
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
719
01:01:27,557 --> 01:01:33,636
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