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Hey, can you get the small of my back?
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Uh...
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Nicole!
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Why is there a crackhead in the bathtub?
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Oh, my God, don't call him
that... that's offensive.
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He has a name. It's Crackhead Kenneth.
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Okay, then why is Crackhead
Kenneth in the bathtub?
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Because I want him to look nice
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for when my brother gets here.
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Okay. That makes sense.
No, that makes total sense.
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I should have done the same thing
when my Aunt Judy came into town.
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You're cleaning?
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Yeah, Reggie's got this thing
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where everything has its place.
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Messy house, messy brain.
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Reggie's gonna be here!
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Yeeeeees!
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- So, what is he doing here?
- A conference or something.
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I don't know. I can't
remember what his job is.
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I think it's like
something with computers?
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- Oh, no, he sounds terrible.
- No, he's great.
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He's just a little bitch
when it comes to being clean.
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- What time does he get in?
- What did he say... 5:00, 5:00 p.m.?
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- That's right now.
- Oh, no, is it?
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Oh, damn it!
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Okay, can you finish sweeping the rug,
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and do me one teeny, tiny little favor?
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Clean the rest of the apartment,
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go buy some new sheets for Reggie,
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and make me those funfetti
cupcakes that I like.
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Okay, bye!
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Arrival in two hours.
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Sweet Jesus, take the wheel!
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Yes?
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Ma'am, do you know
why I pulled you over?
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'Cause I'm a big, Black
lady in a big, black car?
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Your car's kinda small.
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Do you wanna try this again?
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Yes, please.
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Because you think I'm cute
and you wanna take me to a Red Lobster?
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You rolled through a stop sign.
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Straight to your heart?
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License and registration, please.
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I'm late picking up
my brother from the airport,
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and he's gonna be so annoyed.
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Growing up, he was
always kinda the favorite,
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- and I was always kinda the screw-up.
- Uh-huh.
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My parents just like
liked him better than me,
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and they're both dead, so, that's a
ranking that's not gonna change.
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But I could show him
that I'm not a screw-up,
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if I could just, you know,
get him on time.
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God, don't you know what it feels like
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to have a sibling that acts
like they're better than you?
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I have a sister who's a lawyer.
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I never hear the end of it.
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Oh, thank you, Officer Good-looking.
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Don't let me see you
break any more laws...
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Sorry I was so late picking you up.
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No, you're actually right on time.
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The flight number that I gave you
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was for one that got in
two hours before mine.
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What if I'd gotten there on time
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and had to wait
the airport for two hours?
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Sorry you have to hold your suitcase.
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- My trunk won't open.
- Oh, that's okay.
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I prefer knowing where it is.
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It's good to see Mom's
old car is still moving.
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Yeah, well... ♪ I treat it really good ♪
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♪ I take care of it ♪
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Oh, I am so happy to have
you in town for 12 hours.
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I have a surprise for you!
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No! No surprises, Nicole. I'm beat.
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But we have to make one teeny,
tiny, itsy-bitsy little stop.
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Ta-da!
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Ever since you told me you were gay,
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I have been dying to take you here.
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- A gay bar by the airport?
- Not just any gay bar...
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a gay bar that hasn't been discovered
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by bachelorette parties.
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It's uncontaminated.
Pure gays and tranzes.
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Nicole, I'm really not
comfortable in bars.
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- Do we have to do this?
- Why? Did you get a boyfriend?
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No, not yet...
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and I don't wanna talk
about this with my sister.
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Just tell me what your type is.
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A bear? Twink? Super queenie?
Male de flame?
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A homophobic football player
with a secret?
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Okay, okay, I... I guess
my type is someone
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who's real nice, uh, a reader, like me,
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well-traveled, solid vinyl collection,
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down with a good brunch.
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What kind of flesh package
do you like working with?
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You're a virgin!
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Why don't you say that a little louder?
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I should say it louder.
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These guys'll be lining
up around the block
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- once they figure out you're a virgin.
- Oh, yeah, I'd love for my first time
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to be me having a train run on me.
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Trains are fun. But you know what? Fine.
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You're not gonna find a guy like
that back in Jersey, you know?
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Maybe just one drink.
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Okay, you grab us a table
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and I'm gonna go grab
you cocoa-mocha man.
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No. No, no, Nicole, don't do that.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry, I started walking.
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I can't stop walking. What's happening?
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Sorry!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Ugh, you're straight.
What are you doing here?
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I don't know. It's
close to where I work out.
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Oh, so, you just come for the attention?
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Look, ladies never
notice my calves, right?
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You sicken me.
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Could I buy you a drink?
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No.
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You could buy me two.
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Okay, good news and bad
news about cocoa-mocha man.
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Bad news... he's straight.
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Good news... he's generous.
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Nicole, you can't just
leave me here like that.
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I'm sitting here by myself,
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while you're over there
talking to some guy...
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with incredible calves.
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Well, look at you. You're so closed off.
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You need to be more inviting.
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Let them see your pretty face.
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Okay, uncross your arms, arch your back,
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invite them to Club Reggie.
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Show them that you're open
for business. That's better.
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Nicole, I can't just do what you do.
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You're fearless.
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Yes, you can.
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We had a Black president.
That was his campaign slogan.
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Obama!
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Oh! Uh, hi. I'm Rebbie...
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I mean, Reggie. Sorry.
Um, do you ever do that?
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Do you ever say the wrong name
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thinking that it's the right name?
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Uh, sorry about your drink.
I'll get you a new one.
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I'm here for a conference.
Do you like shrimp?
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I know some people that are allergic,
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and I'm like, whew, that is not living.
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- Why did I just say that?
- Shut it down.
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- Okay. I'll take that. I wanna go home.
- Shut it down.
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- Yes, yes, yes. That was very bad.
- I said "hello."
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- You said your name was Rebbie.
- What the?
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- That was so humiliating.
- Oh, please.
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Humiliating is when
a guy burps in your mouth
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when you're making out with him,
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and then you go out with
him three more times.
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Okay, yeah, you've been
humiliated more than I have.
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Winner! Still champion!
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I am drunk. We're taking a car.
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Why don't we just take the bus?
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The bus? In LA?
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We're taking a car.
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You said it yourself. Money is tight.
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Maybe if you learned first-hand
how affordable and effective
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the LA metro system is,
you'd say it's affordable.
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No, we'll take the bus
as long as you stop talking.
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Oof! Pffft!
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That was easier than I thought.
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Deep sigh.
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I know what you're doing.
This is not that bad.
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Oh, really?
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It's a perfectly fine
mode of transportation.
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Oh, we could be drinking
three tiny waters
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in the back of some Armenian's Uber.
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Instead, we're sitting
here and getting what?
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Three different types of bedbugs?
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You're being a snob.
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Uh. Oh, I'm Reggie, a bus-taker.
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I love the bus 'cause I love
saving money and I'm boring.
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Boring? Why am I boring?
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Because I have a real job and
I'm not some wannabe actress
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that got cut off of
a mattress commercial?
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You can make a crossword puzzle
look like a line of cocaine.
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Yeah, I bet you know what
a line of cocaine looks like.
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Yeah, I do know what
a line of cocaine looks like,
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and I know what a dick looks like,
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and I know what a line of
cocaine on a dick looks like.
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Of course, you've done
cocaine off of a penis.
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You are the least
responsible person I know.
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What about Aunt Thelma?
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She didn't know she was pregnant
'til Tyrell slid out of her
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in the bathroom of a gas station.
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That's irresponsible.
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At least Aunt Thelma helped
me with Dad's funeral.
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Come on, that's not fair.
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You know you wouldn't let me help.
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It's like you're trying to
rewrite history or something.
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Yeah, I should've let you
take over Dad's funeral
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so that it could have been a complete
disaster... just like tonight.
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Oh, I am so sorry that I took you out of
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your shitty virgin little life
to have fun tonight.
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That's it. I'm outta here.
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Reggie, don't you dare get off this bus.
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This is a terrible neighborhood.
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- Hey, I live here.
- Then you know it.
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Reggie, don't you dare hit that buzzer.
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Reggie!
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You will not get off this bus.
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Reggie!
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Stop the bus! I need to get off the bus!
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Hold the door! Hold the door, please!
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Let's rob him!
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Let me back on the bus!
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I love the bus! I love the bus!
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Oh...
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Oh...!
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Oh... Oh...
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Oh, God...
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Oh. No. No.
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No! No! No! No! No!
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Excuse me, sir,
have you seen my brother?
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He's 23 and polite.
He must be so terrified.
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I am so worried. He is not street smart.
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He is polite. He loves computers
or he works on computers.
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I don't know which one he said, okay?
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He is so polite.
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How long he been missing?
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Oh...
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eleven minutes.
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He's probably dead.
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Bye, Mahmood.
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Thank you for the Snapple
and the fattoush.
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Tell your son to add me on LinkedIn.
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I just wanted him to have a good time.
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This night was supposed to be
fun and I ruined everything.
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Wanna smoke some of this weed?
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Yes. Some weed would be good.
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It could help me calm down,
stay focused, relaxed,
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and figure out where Reggie is.
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Ugh. Hold up. That's not weed.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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It's brown and it's
got clumps of fur in it.
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This is the finest weed I've ever had.
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I don't doubt that, man-with-
shopping-bags-for-shoes,
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but that is definitely not weed.
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Are you callin' me a liar?!
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Oh, okay, I see that I'm like
pushing some buttons here.
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But I gotta stand firm. That's not weed.
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- Just smoke it!
- No!
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Oh, well, I shoulda
seen that one coming.
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Oh, hey, you must be Reggie.
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Hi, I'm Devin.
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A pleasure.
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Where's Nicole?
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- She's not here?
- No.
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She was just one stop
behind me on the bus.
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The bus? The bus? Nicole on a bus?
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You're funny. You are funny.
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She told me you were funny.
I didn't know how much.
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Where did you guys go?
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Some horrible gay bar near the airport.
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Oh, the Cockpit.
Oh, I love gays in transit.
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They're fun. They're free.
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Uh, where am I sleeping?
I just wanna go to bed.
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You don't wanna stay
up and wait for Nicole?
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I gotta hear what she
thought about this bus.
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Then you stay up for her.
I'm mad at her.
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Why? Did she try to control
your evening and then
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when you didn't wanna do what she said,
she powdered into her huge tantrum?
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Wow, it's like you were there.
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Have a seat. I've got the perfect
Shiraz for bitching about Nicole.
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Welcome to LA.
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Pour yourself a glass. I'm not a maid.
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Hi, nice people. Can someone help me?
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Oh, please don't run. Please don't run.
Nice people, I mean you no harm.
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Oh, I have no money, no food.
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Oh, I'm just trying to get home.
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Hey! Oh, chill!
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No, don't yell don't Chill. Chill.
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Please, don't kill me.
I have so little to live for.
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- Please...
- Shut up!
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I did a lot of bad things
in my life and tonight...
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- I'm gonna help you.
- Ohhhh...
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- Do you have a car?
- Don't need one.
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LA metro's very reliable and affordable.
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Not the bus again.
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Look, look, look,
let's get you some food first.
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Yeah, yeah, food sounds good.
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But I have to find my brother.
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But you know what?
Tacos are pretty fast.
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But he's my only family.
I have to find him!
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Oh, this is the truck that puts
the fries on the taco.
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- I'm very excited about this.
- Here, take this.
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This is all my fault.
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This would have never happened
if I hadn't made such a big deal
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about getting him laid at the bar
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and telling everyone
that he was a virgin.
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Well... you tried
to get your brother laid?
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- Mm-hm.
- Damn!
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My sister never cared about my dick.
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Wow.
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- You is a nice bitch.
- I know.
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I'm the nicest bitch.
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So, you just feel like
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you've got nobody else to rely on.
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You know, I feel the same way.
I've been on my own since I was 24.
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I mean, I have to do everything.
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I've always had to be
the responsible one.
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And you hurt, don't you?
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I do.
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Nicole just doesn't care
about me and my feelings.
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See, that's where you're wrong.
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She really cares. Yeah, I get it.
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She's lazy. She eats in bed.
She leaves the toilet seat up.
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- Yeah, I hate that.
- Please, I'm not done.
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She's unreliable.
She's horrific with men.
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- Terrible time management.
- Exactly.
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Please do not interrupt
me right now, okay? Don't!
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She's very selfish. She pays
with most things in change.
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Small change, not quarters, and I know
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she's had a UTI for at least a month,
and she's done nothing about it.
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But somewhere deep down inside...
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I'm sorry, I... forgot
what I was gonna say.
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Your eyes...
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Um...
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I know that she really
loves and cares about you.
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I've never seen her
so giddy to see somebody
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or hear her talk about,
the way she talks about you.
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It's kinda gross.
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It made me very excited to meet
you and a little jealous.
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Really?
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Absolutely. Yeah.
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I've been asking her to clean
this place up for months,
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and it wasn't a priority
until you showed up.
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- Ugh, this is clean?
- Watch it.
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- Right.
- I can't tell you how to feel.
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But I know if you could see
things from her perspective,
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you'd feel differently.
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Wow. I...
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe she does care.
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She cares and I know I'm right.
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Psychology is very easy.
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I can't believe my therapist had
to go to Arizona State for this.
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So, why do you think he's so uptight?
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I don't know. He never talks to me.
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I mean, he bcc'd me on a mass
email coming out of the closet.
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I mean, what do I look like?
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A person who's gonna hit "reply all"?
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- How'd that make you feel?
- I mean, bad.
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Like, uh, like I'm not important to him.
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- Did you tell him?
- No.
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He's always judging me,
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making my life feel crummy
in comparison to his.
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Well, if you don't speak,
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how do you expect a person to listen?
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Wow, Scary Man, you deep as hell.
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Communication is key.
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See that tattoo right there.
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- Oh, I like that.
- You like that, right?
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Teachable moments right up by your face.
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Nicole, is that you?
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Oh, my God! This is my home!
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Damn, girl, you look like shit.
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You better wash your hair.
Your brother's home.
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Oh! Thank God!
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00:16:56,694 --> 00:17:01,027
Wait, Kenneth, that's Devin's car.
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Okay.
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Uh...!
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Nice bitch? Hold up, bitch.
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- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay, I really am.
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00:17:16,981 --> 00:17:18,547
- Hello?
- 'Sup?
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What did you do to my sister?
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Hey! Woah, woah!
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Easy, little man, this nice sister bitch
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has been looking all over for you.
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Worried sick.
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See, Reggie, I told you Nicole cares.
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- Mm-hm.
- Nicole!
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Do you see what your
brother's doin' for you?
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This tiny pork chop ran up
on me without thinking,
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maybe he's got a knife
or a gun... which I do.
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Okay, all right,
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can you just like let my brother go?
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Can you let the anger
for your brother go?
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Did you go to Arizona State?
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- Sure did.
- It's a good school.
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Now, nice bitch,
give your brother a hug.
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I'm sorry I left you on the bus.
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Oh, I'm sorry, too.
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00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:03,725
Who is that guy?
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Little Stroke. Northside. 818.
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- 818?
- 818.
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Um, well, thanks for everything.
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00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,810
It was really nice to meet you.
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Have a good night.
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- No, no, no, hell, no.
- Wha...? Wha...?
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You're gon' give me what I want.
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What? What do you want?
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I want your number.
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Oh...
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00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:33,496
Um... uh... I... I don't
have anything to write on.
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00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,236
Oh, that's right.
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00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,744
Oh, solves that problem.
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00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:40,384
Okay.
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00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,731
Nicole?
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Hey. Well, I'm off.
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00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,268
Well, it was great
having you, little beebee!
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00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:57,318
Yeah. Ahhh...
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00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:00,955
Thanks for an interesting night?
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00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,290
Uh...
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00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:06,860
You know, I just wanted to
say that I'm proud of you.
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00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,096
I know I don't really say that enough.
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00:19:09,121 --> 00:19:10,259
But...
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I'm impressed that you moved out here
to pursue your dreams.
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00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,735
That takes a lot of guts.
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00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,228
Maybe this will, I don't know,
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- help with bills or something.
- Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.
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- Okay.
- Ahhh!
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I'm not trying to be rude.
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Listen, you and your money
are welcome here whenever you want.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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- Take care of Mom's car.
- I will.
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- Text me when you get home.
- I will.
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00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:38,324
- Bye!
- Bye, Devin.
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I'm gonna miss that little nerd.
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Hey, thank you so much
for taking care of him.
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00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,193
No worries. I'm just
happy you're not mad
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that I deflowered your little brother.
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00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:52,054
Thank you!
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00:19:52,844 --> 00:19:54,513
He needed that.