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Hey, can you get the small of my back?
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Uh...
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Nicole!
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Why is there a crackhead in the bathtub?
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Oh, my God, don't call him
that... that's offensive.
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He has a name. It's Crackhead Kenneth.
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Okay, then why is Crackhead
Kenneth in the bathtub?
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Because I want him to look nice
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for when my brother gets here.
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Okay. That makes sense.
No, that makes total sense.
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I should have done the same thing
when my Aunt Judy came into town.
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You're cleaning?
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Yeah, Reggie's got this thing
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where everything has its place.
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Messy house, messy brain.
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Reggie's gonna be here!
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Yeeeeees!
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- So, what is he doing here?
- A conference or something.
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I don't know. I can't
remember what his job is.
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I think it's like
something with computers?
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- Oh, no, he sounds terrible.
- No, he's great.
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He's just a little bitch
when it comes to being clean.
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- What time does he get in?
- What did he say... 5:00, 5:00 p.m.?
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- That's right now.
- Oh, no, is it?
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Oh, damn it!
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Okay, can you finish sweeping the rug,
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and do me one teeny, tiny little favor?
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Clean the rest of the apartment,
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go buy some new sheets for Reggie,
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and make me those funfetti
cupcakes that I like.
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Okay, bye!
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Arrival in two hours.
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Sweet Jesus, take the wheel!
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Yes?
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Ma'am, do you know
why I pulled you over?
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'Cause I'm a big, Black
lady in a big, black car?
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Your car's kinda small.
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Do you wanna try this again?
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Yes, please.
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Because you think I'm cute
and you wanna take me to a Red Lobster?
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You rolled through a stop sign.
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Straight to your heart?
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License and registration, please.
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I'm late picking up
my brother from the airport,
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and he's gonna be so annoyed.
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Growing up, he was
always kinda the favorite,
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- and I was always kinda the screw-up.
- Uh-huh.
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My parents just like
liked him better than me,
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and they're both dead, so, that's a
ranking that's not gonna change.
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But I could show him
that I'm not a screw-up,
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if I could just, you know,
get him on time.
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God, don't you know what it feels like
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to have a sibling that acts
like they're better than you?
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I have a sister who's a lawyer.
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I never hear the end of it.
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Oh, thank you, Officer Good-looking.
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Don't let me see you
break any more laws...
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Sorry I was so late picking you up.
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No, you're actually right on time.
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The flight number that I gave you
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was for one that got in
two hours before mine.
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What if I'd gotten there on time
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and had to wait
the airport for two hours?
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Sorry you have to hold your suitcase.
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- My trunk won't open.
- Oh, that's okay.
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I prefer knowing where it is.
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It's good to see Mom's
old car is still moving.
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Yeah, well... ♪ I treat it really good ♪
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♪ I take care of it ♪
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Oh, I am so happy to have
you in town for 12 hours.
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I have a surprise for you!
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No! No surprises, Nicole. I'm beat.
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But we have to make one teeny,
tiny, itsy-bitsy little stop.
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Ta-da!
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Ever since you told me you were gay,
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I have been dying to take you here.
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- A gay bar by the airport?
- Not just any gay bar...
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a gay bar that hasn't been discovered
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by bachelorette parties.
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It's uncontaminated.
Pure gays and tranzes.
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Nicole, I'm really not
comfortable in bars.
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- Do we have to do this?
- Why? Did you get a boyfriend?
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No, not yet...
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and I don't wanna talk
about this with my sister.
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Just tell me what your type is.
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A bear? Twink? Super queenie?
Male de flame?
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A homophobic football player
with a secret?
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Okay, okay, I... I guess
my type is someone
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who's real nice, uh, a reader, like me,
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well-traveled, solid vinyl collection,
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down with a good brunch.
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What kind of flesh package
do you like working with?
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You're a virgin!
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Why don't you say that a little louder?
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I should say it louder.
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These guys'll be lining
up around the block
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- once they figure out you're a virgin.
- Oh, yeah, I'd love for my first time
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to be me having a train run on me.
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Trains are fun. But you know what? Fine.
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You're not gonna find a guy like
that back in Jersey, you know?
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Maybe just one drink.
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Okay, you grab us a table
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and I'm gonna go grab
you cocoa-mocha man.
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No. No, no, Nicole, don't do that.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry, I started walking.
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I can't stop walking. What's happening?
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Sorry!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Ugh, you're straight.
What are you doing here?
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I don't know. It's
close to where I work out.
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Oh, so, you just come for the attention?
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Look, ladies never
notice my calves, right?
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You sicken me.
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Could I buy you a drink?
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No.
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You could buy me two.
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Okay, good news and bad
news about cocoa-mocha man.
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Bad news... he's straight.
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Good news... he's generous.
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Nicole, you can't just
leave me here like that.
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I'm sitting here by myself,
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while you're over there
talking to some guy...
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with incredible calves.
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Well, look at you. You're so closed off.
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You need to be more inviting.
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Let them see your pretty face.
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Okay, uncross your arms, arch your back,
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invite them to Club Reggie.
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Show them that you're open
for business. That's better.
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Nicole, I can't just do what you do.
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You're fearless.
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Yes, you can.
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We had a Black president.
That was his campaign slogan.
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Obama!
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Oh! Uh, hi. I'm Rebbie...
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I mean, Reggie. Sorry.
Um, do you ever do that?
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Do you ever say the wrong name
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thinking that it's the right name?
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Uh, sorry about your drink.
I'll get you a new one.
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I'm here for a conference.
Do you like shrimp?
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I know some people that are allergic,
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and I'm like, whew, that is not living.
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- Why did I just say that?
- Shut it down.
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- Okay. I'll take that. I wanna go home.
- Shut it down.
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- Yes, yes, yes. That was very bad.
- I said "hello."
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- You said your name was Rebbie.
- What the?
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- That was so humiliating.
- Oh, please.
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Humiliating is when
a guy burps in your mouth
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when you're making out with him,
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and then you go out with
him three more times.
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Okay, yeah, you've been
humiliated more than I have.
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Winner! Still champion!
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I am drunk. We're taking a car.
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Why don't we just take the bus?
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The bus? In LA?
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We're taking a car.
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You said it yourself. Money is tight.
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Maybe if you learned first-hand
how affordable and effective
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the LA metro system is,
you'd say it's affordable.
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No, we'll take the bus
as long as you stop talking.
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Oof! Pffft!
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That was easier than I thought.
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Deep sigh.
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I know what you're doing.
This is not that bad.
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Oh, really?
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It's a perfectly fine
mode of transportation.
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Oh, we could be drinking
three tiny waters
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in the back of some Armenian's Uber.
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Instead, we're sitting
here and getting what?
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Three different types of bedbugs?
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You're being a snob.
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Uh. Oh, I'm Reggie, a bus-taker.
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I love the bus 'cause I love
saving money and I'm boring.
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Boring? Why am I boring?
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Because I have a real job and
I'm not some wannabe actress
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that got cut off of
a mattress commercial?
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You can make a crossword puzzle
look like a line of cocaine.
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Yeah, I bet you know what
a line of cocaine looks like.
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Yeah, I do know what
a line of cocaine looks like,
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and I know what a dick looks like,
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and I know what a line of
cocaine on a dick looks like.
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Of course, you've done
cocaine off of a penis.
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You are the least
responsible person I know.
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What about Aunt Thelma?
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She didn't know she was pregnant
'til Tyrell slid out of her
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in the bathroom of a gas station.
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That's irresponsible.
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At least Aunt Thelma helped
me with Dad's funeral.
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Come on, that's not fair.
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You know you wouldn't let me help.
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It's like you're trying to
rewrite history or something.
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Yeah, I should've let you
take over Dad's funeral
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so that it could have been a complete
disaster... just like tonight.
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Oh, I am so sorry that I took you out of
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your shitty virgin little life
to have fun tonight.
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That's it. I'm outta here.
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Reggie, don't you dare get off this bus.
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This is a terrible neighborhood.
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- Hey, I live here.
- Then you know it.
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Reggie, don't you dare hit that buzzer.
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Reggie!
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You will not get off this bus.
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Reggie!
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Stop the bus! I need to get off the bus!
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Hold the door! Hold the door, please!
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Let's rob him!
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Let me back on the bus!
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I love the bus! I love the bus!
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Oh...
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Oh...!
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Oh... Oh...
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Oh, God...
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Oh. No. No.
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No! No! No! No! No!
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Excuse me, sir,
have you seen my brother?
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He's 23 and polite.
He must be so terrified.
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I am so worried. He is not street smart.
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He is polite. He loves computers
or he works on computers.
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I don't know which one he said, okay?
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He is so polite.
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How long he been missing?
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Oh...
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eleven minutes.
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He's probably dead.
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Bye, Mahmood.
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Thank you for the Snapple
and the fattoush.
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Tell your son to add me on LinkedIn.
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I just wanted him to have a good time.
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This night was supposed to be
fun and I ruined everything.
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Wanna smoke some of this weed?
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Yes. Some weed would be good.
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It could help me calm down,
stay focused, relaxed,
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and figure out where Reggie is.
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Ugh. Hold up. That's not weed.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
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It's brown and it's
got clumps of fur in it.
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This is the finest weed I've ever had.
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I don't doubt that, man-with-
shopping-bags-for-shoes,
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but that is definitely not weed.
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Are you callin' me a liar?!
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Oh, okay, I see that I'm like
pushing some buttons here.
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But I gotta stand firm. That's not weed.
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- Just smoke it!
- No!
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Oh, well, I shoulda
seen that one coming.
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Oh, hey, you must be Reggie.
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Hi, I'm Devin.
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A pleasure.
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Where's Nicole?
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- She's not here?
- No.
252
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,851
She was just one stop
behind me on the bus.
253
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The bus? The bus? Nicole on a bus?
254
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You're funny. You are funny.
255
00:11:52,268 --> 00:11:54,306
She told me you were funny.
I didn't know how much.
256
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Where did you guys go?
257
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Some horrible gay bar near the airport.
258
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Oh, the Cockpit.
Oh, I love gays in transit.
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They're fun. They're free.
260
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Uh, where am I sleeping?
I just wanna go to bed.
261
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You don't wanna stay
up and wait for Nicole?
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I gotta hear what she
thought about this bus.
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Then you stay up for her.
I'm mad at her.
264
00:12:12,485 --> 00:12:15,447
Why? Did she try to control
your evening and then
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when you didn't wanna do what she said,
she powdered into her huge tantrum?
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Wow, it's like you were there.
267
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Have a seat. I've got the perfect
Shiraz for bitching about Nicole.
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Welcome to LA.
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Pour yourself a glass. I'm not a maid.
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Hi, nice people. Can someone help me?
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Oh, please don't run. Please don't run.
Nice people, I mean you no harm.
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Oh, I have no money, no food.
273
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Oh, I'm just trying to get home.
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Hey! Oh, chill!
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No, don't yell don't Chill. Chill.
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Please, don't kill me.
I have so little to live for.
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- Please...
- Shut up!
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I did a lot of bad things
in my life and tonight...
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- I'm gonna help you.
- Ohhhh...
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- Do you have a car?
- Don't need one.
281
00:13:17,811 --> 00:13:20,978
LA metro's very reliable and affordable.
282
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Not the bus again.
283
00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:25,717
Look, look, look,
let's get you some food first.
284
00:13:25,719 --> 00:13:29,286
Yeah, yeah, food sounds good.
285
00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:32,457
But I have to find my brother.
286
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:36,266
But you know what?
Tacos are pretty fast.
287
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:40,766
But he's my only family.
I have to find him!
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00:13:40,768 --> 00:13:45,676
Oh, this is the truck that puts
the fries on the taco.
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00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:49,693
- I'm very excited about this.
- Here, take this.
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This is all my fault.
291
00:13:51,744 --> 00:13:54,927
This would have never happened
if I hadn't made such a big deal
292
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about getting him laid at the bar
293
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and telling everyone
that he was a virgin.
294
00:13:59,619 --> 00:14:02,253
Well... you tried
to get your brother laid?
295
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:04,231
- Mm-hm.
- Damn!
296
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,403
My sister never cared about my dick.
297
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,294
Wow.
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- You is a nice bitch.
- I know.
299
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I'm the nicest bitch.
300
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So, you just feel like
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you've got nobody else to rely on.
302
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,641
You know, I feel the same way.
I've been on my own since I was 24.
303
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I mean, I have to do everything.
304
00:14:25,077 --> 00:14:27,853
I've always had to be
the responsible one.
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And you hurt, don't you?
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I do.
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00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:37,923
Nicole just doesn't care
about me and my feelings.
308
00:14:37,925 --> 00:14:39,199
See, that's where you're wrong.
309
00:14:39,224 --> 00:14:41,492
She really cares. Yeah, I get it.
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She's lazy. She eats in bed.
She leaves the toilet seat up.
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- Yeah, I hate that.
- Please, I'm not done.
312
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,700
She's unreliable.
She's horrific with men.
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- Terrible time management.
- Exactly.
314
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Please do not interrupt
me right now, okay? Don't!
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00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:58,360
She's very selfish. She pays
with most things in change.
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00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:01,205
Small change, not quarters, and I know
317
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,454
she's had a UTI for at least a month,
and she's done nothing about it.
318
00:15:04,479 --> 00:15:06,519
But somewhere deep down inside...
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00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:10,863
I'm sorry, I... forgot
what I was gonna say.
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Your eyes...
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00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:14,292
Um...
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I know that she really
loves and cares about you.
323
00:15:19,479 --> 00:15:22,511
I've never seen her
so giddy to see somebody
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or hear her talk about,
the way she talks about you.
325
00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:25,934
It's kinda gross.
326
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,966
It made me very excited to meet
you and a little jealous.
327
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,477
Really?
328
00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:33,677
Absolutely. Yeah.
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I've been asking her to clean
this place up for months,
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and it wasn't a priority
until you showed up.
331
00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:41,010
- Ugh, this is clean?
- Watch it.
332
00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:44,423
- Right.
- I can't tell you how to feel.
333
00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:47,291
But I know if you could see
things from her perspective,
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00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:48,688
you'd feel differently.
335
00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:51,203
Wow. I...
336
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:53,782
Maybe you're right.
337
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:56,101
Maybe she does care.
338
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,535
She cares and I know I'm right.
339
00:15:57,537 --> 00:15:59,238
Psychology is very easy.
340
00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:02,842
I can't believe my therapist had
to go to Arizona State for this.
341
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,544
So, why do you think he's so uptight?
342
00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:07,336
I don't know. He never talks to me.
343
00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:11,593
I mean, he bcc'd me on a mass
email coming out of the closet.
344
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:12,718
I mean, what do I look like?
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00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,651
A person who's gonna hit "reply all"?
346
00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:18,064
- How'd that make you feel?
- I mean, bad.
347
00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:20,525
Like, uh, like I'm not important to him.
348
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,593
- Did you tell him?
- No.
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00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:23,994
He's always judging me,
350
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:26,865
making my life feel crummy
in comparison to his.
351
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,065
Well, if you don't speak,
352
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,202
how do you expect a person to listen?
353
00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:34,693
Wow, Scary Man, you deep as hell.
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00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:36,841
Communication is key.
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00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:38,964
See that tattoo right there.
356
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:41,045
- Oh, I like that.
- You like that, right?
357
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,797
Teachable moments right up
...horrible neighborhood forever.
358
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,781
We're never gonna make it to my home.
359
00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:49,002
Nicole, is that you?
360
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,173
Oh, my God! This is my home!
361
00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:54,954
Damn, girl, you look like shit.
362
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:57,257
You better wash your hair.
Your brother's home.
363
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:59,386
Oh! Thank God!
364
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,961
Wait, Kenneth, that's Devin's car.
365
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,907
Okay.
366
00:17:08,536 --> 00:17:10,080
Uh...!
367
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,172
Nice bitch? Hold up, bitch.
368
00:17:17,611 --> 00:17:20,913
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay, I really am.
369
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,481
- Hello?
- 'Sup?
370
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,900
What did you do to my sister?
371
00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:25,594
Hey! Woah, woah!
372
00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:28,887
Easy, little man, this nice sister bitch
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00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:30,322
has been looking all over for you.
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00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:31,519
Worried sick.
375
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,511
See, Reggie, I told you Nicole cares.
376
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,662
- Mm-hm.
- Nicole!
377
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,297
Do you see what your
brother's doin' for you?
378
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:41,400
This tiny pork chop ran up
on me without thinking,
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00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:44,435
maybe he's got a knife
or a gun... which I do.
380
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,174
Okay, all right,
381
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,808
can you just like let my brother go?
382
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,511
Can you let the anger
for your brother go?
383
00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:54,129
Did you go to Arizona State?
384
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:56,418
- Sure did.
- It's a good school.
385
00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:00,398
Now, nice bitch,
give your brother a hug.
386
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:03,570
I'm sorry I left you on the bus.
387
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:05,789
Oh, I'm sorry, too.
388
00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:07,659
Who is that guy?
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00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:10,286
Little Stroke. Northside. 818.
390
00:18:10,908 --> 00:18:13,314
- 818?
- 818.
391
00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:19,344
Um, well, thanks for everything.
392
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:21,144
It was really nice to meet you.
393
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:22,380
Have a good night.
394
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:24,384
- No, no, no, hell, no.
- Wha...? Wha...?
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00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:26,343
You're gon' give me what I want.
396
00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:28,470
What? What do you want?
397
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,747
I want your number.
398
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,247
Oh...
399
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:37,830
Um... uh... I... I don't
have anything to write on.
400
00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:39,570
Oh, that's right.
401
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,078
Oh, solves that problem.
402
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,718
Okay.
403
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,065
Nicole?
404
00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:57,751
Hey. Well, I'm off.
405
00:18:57,776 --> 00:18:59,602
Well, it was great
having you, little beebee!
406
00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:01,652
Yeah. Ahhh...
407
00:19:01,945 --> 00:19:05,289
Thanks for an interesting night?
408
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,624
Uh...
409
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:11,194
You know, I just wanted to
say that I'm proud of you.
410
00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:13,430
I know I don't really say that enough.
411
00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,593
But...
412
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,350
I'm impressed that you moved out here
to pursue your dreams.
413
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,069
That takes a lot of guts.
414
00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:21,562
Maybe this will, I don't know,
415
00:19:21,587 --> 00:19:23,704
- help with bills or something.
- Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.
416
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,736
- Okay.
- Ahhh!
417
00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,134
I'm not trying to be rude.
418
00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:30,014
Listen, you and your money
are welcome here whenever you want.
419
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:33,017
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
420
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:35,219
- See ya.
- Bye.
421
00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:36,988
- Take care of Mom's car.
- I will.
422
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:39,132
- Text me when you get home.
- I will.
423
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:42,658
- Bye!
- Bye, Devin.
424
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,931
I'm gonna miss that little nerd.
425
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,634
Hey, thank you so much
for taking care of him.
426
00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,527
No worries. I'm just
happy you're not mad
427
00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,254
that I deflowered your little brother.
428
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,388
Thank you!
429
00:19:57,178 --> 00:19:58,847
He needed that.