1 00:00:04,749 --> 00:00:05,788 ♪ Come on home ♪ 2 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:07,496 ♪ Comin' home, baby, now ♪ 3 00:00:07,506 --> 00:00:09,036 ♪ You know I'm waiting here for you ♪ 4 00:00:09,046 --> 00:00:11,739 ♪ I'm comin' home now, real soon ♪ 5 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:12,763 ♪ You've been gone ♪ 6 00:00:12,764 --> 00:00:13,776 ♪ Comin' home baby, now ♪ 7 00:00:13,777 --> 00:00:15,763 ♪ You don't know what I'm going through ♪ 8 00:00:15,764 --> 00:00:17,767 ♪ I'm comin' home, I know I'm overdue ♪ 9 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,787 ♪ Since you went away ♪ 10 00:00:19,788 --> 00:00:22,715 ♪ Expect me any day now, real soon ♪ 11 00:00:22,716 --> 00:00:24,771 ♪ I'm comin' home and never more to roam ♪ 12 00:00:24,772 --> 00:00:26,739 ♪ Baby, tell me you'll ♪ 13 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:30,388 ♪ Baby, I'm for sure comin' home ♪ 14 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,251 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 15 00:00:39,468 --> 00:00:41,036 Good afternoon, Mr Prendergast. 16 00:00:41,046 --> 00:00:42,788 I'm your anaesthetist, Dr Denyar. 17 00:00:42,789 --> 00:00:45,715 I am filling in for... Oh! 18 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:48,771 - Dr Gupta? - Dr Gupta, yes. 19 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:51,779 Yes. He had a family emergency. He had to fly home. 20 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,783 They didn't tell me what a pretty replacement I'd be getting. 21 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:57,739 [GIGGLES] Oh, no, no. 22 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,707 I think that might be the pre-med talking. 23 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:02,707 You are a lot... a lot hotter than Dr Gupta. 24 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:03,792 [CLEARS THROAT] Right. 25 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:06,227 I just need to ask you a couple of questions, Mr Prendergast. 26 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:07,792 Matt. Call me Matt. 27 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:10,759 Oh, we're supposed to keep things a little bit formal here. 28 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,789 Formal? I'm in a gown and I'm not wearing any pants. 29 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,735 Fair enough! Hi, Matt. I'm Bess. 30 00:01:17,736 --> 00:01:19,175 I like your eyes. 31 00:01:19,185 --> 00:01:20,748 - Oh... - [CLATTERING] 32 00:01:20,749 --> 00:01:22,196 Oh... Um, sorry. 33 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:24,445 So it's keyhole surgery of the shoulder. 34 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:26,154 The... left shoulder? 35 00:01:26,164 --> 00:01:28,167 What, this one? 36 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:30,171 Yes, that one. Uh-huh. Yep. 37 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:32,369 It's sore, Doctor. 38 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:35,219 Funny. It looks pretty perfect to me. 39 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,670 No. I'm so sorry. 40 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,232 It doesn't. It's... Sorry, that was a joke. 41 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:40,159 I'll just pop that back on. 42 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,616 Um, so, are you on any other medication at the moment, Matt? 43 00:01:42,626 --> 00:01:44,167 - Oops. - What about aspirin? 44 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:46,776 Hey! Who's the Top Fuel racing fan here? 45 00:01:46,786 --> 00:01:48,227 - Top Fuel? - That's the Wheelers. 46 00:01:48,228 --> 00:01:50,187 That's Julie Wheeler. She's the driver. 47 00:01:50,188 --> 00:01:53,199 Did she have an operation here? Was that for her knee? 48 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,163 Do you follow the team? 49 00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:57,175 Oh, sort of. She's my aunty. 50 00:01:57,176 --> 00:02:00,084 - Your aunty? - Yep. Aunty Julie. 51 00:02:00,094 --> 00:02:02,835 As in close family friend that you call 'Aunty'? 52 00:02:02,845 --> 00:02:05,844 No, as in she's my mother's sister, so she's my aunty. 53 00:02:05,845 --> 00:02:07,872 But they're not close. They don't even speak. 54 00:02:07,873 --> 00:02:10,852 There's been, like, some family feud for, like, a million years. 55 00:02:10,853 --> 00:02:11,893 Oh, no. 56 00:02:12,642 --> 00:02:14,257 My gown needs fixing. 57 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,848 I will get... I will get the nurse for that. 58 00:02:15,849 --> 00:02:17,542 - [CLATTERING] - Pardon. 59 00:02:22,804 --> 00:02:25,518 (BESS) You told me your sister was dead! 60 00:02:25,528 --> 00:02:26,864 You said Susan was dead! 61 00:02:26,865 --> 00:02:28,285 I never said that. 62 00:02:28,295 --> 00:02:30,239 - Yeah, you did. - You totally did. 63 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:32,872 I said she was dead to me. 64 00:02:32,873 --> 00:02:37,143 Yeah, well, you must've said the "to me" part very bloody quietly. 65 00:02:37,901 --> 00:02:39,557 What are you looking at? 66 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,382 - Fuck off! - Swear jar. 67 00:02:42,392 --> 00:02:43,864 This way, guys. Just... 68 00:02:44,313 --> 00:02:46,965 Amber, they happen to be very special... 69 00:02:47,449 --> 00:02:50,167 Julie, don't you think it's important that we know who's in our family? 70 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:52,895 Obviously I don't, otherwise I would've said something. 71 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:54,160 Anyway, now you know. 72 00:02:54,161 --> 00:02:57,525 Well, what if we, you know, married our cousin? 73 00:02:57,535 --> 00:03:02,216 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] Not that we... [LAUGHS] Not that I... That's not... Ohh. 74 00:03:02,217 --> 00:03:04,832 But what if there are medical issues we should know about? 75 00:03:04,842 --> 00:03:06,721 There is nothing you need to know about. 76 00:03:06,731 --> 00:03:08,837 So first we find out we have a sister. 77 00:03:08,847 --> 00:03:11,799 - Then we find we have an aunty. - And cousins. 78 00:03:11,809 --> 00:03:14,583 Any chance of finding out he's not our brother? 79 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:16,387 Thank you. 80 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,196 So why did you stop speaking? 81 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:20,774 Matt said there were something about a feud, didn't he, Mum? 82 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,975 - Was it over a will? - Was it about money? 83 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,547 Look, you are all making too much of this. 84 00:03:25,557 --> 00:03:26,957 It was no big deal. 85 00:03:26,967 --> 00:03:29,495 My sister and I just... 86 00:03:29,891 --> 00:03:31,503 didn't get on. 87 00:03:32,149 --> 00:03:33,349 He's on Facebook. 88 00:03:34,684 --> 00:03:36,192 Is that him, Mum? 89 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:39,613 Holy shitballs. You didn't say he looked like that. 90 00:03:39,623 --> 00:03:41,529 - Like what? - Like yum. 91 00:03:41,539 --> 00:03:44,544 Oh, do you think? Oh, I hadn't noticed. 92 00:03:44,554 --> 00:03:46,168 Mum, look. This is him. 93 00:03:46,169 --> 00:03:47,923 No, no, wait. Wait, is that... 94 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:49,228 Is that your sister, Nan? 95 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,164 - Oh, I didn't get to see her! - You're not going to either. 96 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,468 - No, I just want to see her face. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 97 00:03:53,478 --> 00:03:56,144 I don't want you to see her face. I don't want you to see his face. 98 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:57,489 - Why? What happened? - [RINGING CONTINUES] 99 00:03:57,499 --> 00:03:58,875 For Christ's sake, Wayne! 100 00:03:58,885 --> 00:04:00,825 Get the front door and tell them to go round the side! 101 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:05,160 Listen to me. We don't speak to that family ever. 102 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,238 End of story. 103 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:09,009 You understand me? 104 00:04:11,106 --> 00:04:12,770 - Constable Miklis! - Wayne. 105 00:04:12,771 --> 00:04:14,762 I haven't seen you for a while. 106 00:04:14,763 --> 00:04:17,763 - This about the abalone? - What abalone? 107 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:19,906 I dunno. 108 00:04:19,916 --> 00:04:22,155 Wayne, this is Cecilia Banks from the council. 109 00:04:22,156 --> 00:04:24,143 Hello, Mr Wheeler. 110 00:04:24,153 --> 00:04:27,342 We hear you've been having a lot of visitors to the house. 111 00:04:27,352 --> 00:04:28,831 - Not really. - (MAN) Sup. 112 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:31,123 - Hey. - Oh, they're not visitors. 113 00:04:31,124 --> 00:04:33,115 They're customers. 114 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:35,840 So it's true? You are selling? 115 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:38,159 Oh, not me. The boys. [CHUCKLES] 116 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:42,131 Welcome to the Princes of Protein. 117 00:04:42,132 --> 00:04:43,765 Kayne, you remember Constable Miklis? 118 00:04:43,775 --> 00:04:46,600 And this is my son-in-law to be, Younis. 119 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,159 They're the only things in here not made in China. 120 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,846 (KAYNE) It's top-quality powder. 121 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,829 - Younis? - Absolutely. 122 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:56,115 Over 12% improvement in strength and stamina. 123 00:04:56,116 --> 00:04:59,550 What areas are you interested in working on, Constable Miklis? 124 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,772 Is this for the council web page? 125 00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:03,832 This is for evidence, Mr Wheeler. 126 00:05:03,842 --> 00:05:05,979 Wayne, this is illegal. 127 00:05:05,989 --> 00:05:07,883 No, the boys got it through Customs. Kayne, get the receipt. 128 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:11,143 No, no, selling it like this... out of your house... is illegal. 129 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,155 See you next week. Looking great. 130 00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:15,566 You need a commercial licence to trade, Mr Wheeler. 131 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,889 From my own backyard? No, I don't. 132 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,731 Where's your permits, where's your public liability, your insurance? 133 00:05:19,741 --> 00:05:22,159 Where's your van with the men in the white coats to take you away, lady? 134 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,171 'Cause you are seriously crazy. 135 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:26,159 This isn't Westfield. 136 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,155 This is a tent up the side of a house. 137 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:31,050 No, it's a shop, and you have to dismantle it. 138 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,130 Doesn't he, Constable Miklis? 139 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:35,143 - Sorry, Wayne. - And then you have to pay the fine. 140 00:05:35,144 --> 00:05:38,144 - What fine? - For running a shop without a licence. 141 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:41,131 - $2,000. - We haven't made any profit yet! 142 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,977 - You're joking. - Dad, we've just started. 143 00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:45,863 - Mate, I was talking to her. - Oh. 144 00:05:51,148 --> 00:05:52,348 Awesome! 145 00:05:54,156 --> 00:05:56,159 Which side of the bed do you want, Dad? 146 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,107 No, no. No, no. No. No, no, no. 147 00:06:00,108 --> 00:06:02,111 Hello. Yes. Yes, it is. 148 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:06,119 Yes, I'm sorry. I'm going to need twin beds for my son and me. 149 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,167 Yeah, that's because my wife was on the original booking 150 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,172 but she had to fill in at work 151 00:06:09,173 --> 00:06:11,159 and she decided it would be a good life experience 152 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,723 for my son to come with me instead. 153 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:14,151 Psst! Psst! 154 00:06:14,152 --> 00:06:15,200 Are you there? Yep. 155 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:17,151 So, yep, do you have another room? 156 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:18,188 Sorry? 157 00:06:18,189 --> 00:06:19,820 Yes, no, I know it's a busy week. 158 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:22,139 Yes, I'm actually a guest speaker, so... 159 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:25,171 - [ZIPPER UNZIPS] - Okay, what about a folding bed? 160 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:27,135 Oh, none? Not one? 161 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,187 Okay. That's perfect. 162 00:06:29,302 --> 00:06:31,107 We're going to have the best time, Dad. 163 00:06:31,108 --> 00:06:32,156 We're not here for the best time. 164 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:34,187 We're here for an architects' conference. 165 00:06:34,188 --> 00:06:37,171 I'm just gonna do some tweaking on my speech, okay? 166 00:06:37,172 --> 00:06:38,958 Put some more jokes in it. 167 00:06:38,968 --> 00:06:41,171 No. What you mean, more jokes? I've got plenty of jokes in here. 168 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:43,123 I read it on the plane when you were napping 169 00:06:43,124 --> 00:06:44,929 and I think it could be funnier. 170 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:47,440 Funnier? Did you read the bit where I wrote 171 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,159 "Denton, Corker and Marshall walk into a bar... 172 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,632 a steel bar protruding from a building. 173 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:53,431 That'll teach them." 174 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,546 Because they always design buildings with pieces sticking... 175 00:06:56,556 --> 00:06:59,119 It's architecture... Okay, fine, I'll write more jokes. 176 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,103 [DOG BARKS] 177 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,553 All clear. Well? 178 00:07:07,124 --> 00:07:09,147 That picture of Matt and Susan is four years old. 179 00:07:09,148 --> 00:07:11,614 - And she's not on Facebook. - Well, that's the end of that. 180 00:07:11,624 --> 00:07:15,171 No. No, no, no, no. No, it's not. We'll go through Matt. 181 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:16,917 You heard Mum. We're not allowed. 182 00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:18,600 [SCOFFS] We are grown women. 183 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:21,725 We are entitled to know how and to whom we are related. 184 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:23,163 "To whom we are related"? 185 00:07:23,164 --> 00:07:25,115 It's not the fucking Federal Court. 186 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:26,654 - Do you have to be so stuck up? - I'm sorry. 187 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:30,477 I don't speak like you because I was raised somewhere else. 188 00:07:30,487 --> 00:07:34,225 Remember? Because I, like Susan, was a secret. 189 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:36,124 - Boo-hoo. - Amber. 190 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,498 All right. Wow. 191 00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:42,167 - Really? Yay! - Do not think about hugging me. 192 00:07:42,168 --> 00:07:45,171 Okay. So, Matt is married to Lauren. 193 00:07:45,172 --> 00:07:47,753 - Married? - To Lauren. Four kids. 194 00:07:47,763 --> 00:07:50,115 - Four kids?! - Why's that so surprising? 195 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:53,172 Oh, my God. [GASPS] You got it on with him. 196 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:55,167 What?! That's ridiculous. 197 00:07:55,168 --> 00:07:58,167 Why is that ridiculous? I would totally tap that. 198 00:07:58,168 --> 00:08:00,407 If I didn't know he was my cousin. 199 00:08:02,304 --> 00:08:04,131 Do you see why we have to find out who they all are? 200 00:08:04,132 --> 00:08:06,190 [MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE] 201 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,670 Where are you going? 202 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:10,827 - [LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] - Oi. You two. 203 00:08:10,837 --> 00:08:12,192 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Go and watch that at Nan's. 204 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:14,542 - In the lounge room. - Why? 205 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:17,723 Because I'm... fumigating. Out! 206 00:08:20,169 --> 00:08:22,629 - He has sisters! - And four Cheesecake Shops. 207 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:24,111 Jodi and Brooke are younger, and... 208 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,127 Let's go now. We can ask him about family medical stuff 209 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:27,490 and get cheesecake. 210 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,418 - We can't. Mum will find out. - We won't say who we are. 211 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,111 We'll just flirt with him like Bess did. 212 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,151 I did not. I did not flirt with him. 213 00:08:34,152 --> 00:08:36,609 His gown fell and I just happened to see his bicep, 214 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:39,200 his deltoid and his pectoralis major. 215 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:43,111 And neither of you can go because he knows who you are. 216 00:08:43,112 --> 00:08:45,143 So who can we send to ask questions? 217 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:47,111 (MARGARET) Cheesecake? 218 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:50,147 But you never let me eat cheesecake. 219 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:52,135 - I don't want you to eat it. - Oh. 220 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:55,710 I want you to do some sniffing around in The Cheesecake Shop. 221 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,151 Bess, you know I'm not comfortable 222 00:08:57,152 --> 00:09:01,127 in places where they wear polo shirts with embroidered logos. 223 00:09:01,128 --> 00:09:02,575 Mum, please. 224 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:06,769 This is the only way to find out about my extended biological family. 225 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:10,143 Julie's very unhappy that we know as much as we do. 226 00:09:10,144 --> 00:09:11,962 - She is? - Yes. 227 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:15,784 She would be furious if she knew that we were going behind her back. 228 00:09:15,794 --> 00:09:17,151 Why didn't you say so? 229 00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:19,873 Of course I'll help. [LAUGHS] 230 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,203 Just popping down to the Thai for a feet and legs. 231 00:09:23,204 --> 00:09:25,143 Feet and legs? Sounds serious. 232 00:09:25,144 --> 00:09:27,674 You still upset about the girls finding out about your sister? 233 00:09:27,684 --> 00:09:29,167 - No. - Do you want to talk? 234 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,135 It's feet and legs, babe. If I was upset, it'd be a full body. 235 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,382 - Lower the numbers, boys. - They'll be right. 236 00:09:34,392 --> 00:09:36,203 Just need some creative accounting. 237 00:09:36,204 --> 00:09:40,175 7, 9, 36, take away 5. 400. 238 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:44,123 - Did you carry the 3? - Oh, bum. Start again. 239 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:48,131 Roughly speaking, how much do you owe if you close up shop now? 240 00:09:48,132 --> 00:09:49,713 3,600. 241 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,171 - Bloody fine. - Oh, yeah, the fine. 242 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:54,185 5,600. 243 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:58,139 This is not right. This is not right. 244 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,650 - Do you know what this is? - Not right? 245 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,167 This is the government sticking their noses into our business. 246 00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:06,111 This is my house. I own it. 247 00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:09,048 - I thought the banks owned it. - Only on paper. 248 00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:11,921 They can't tell us what we can and can't do on our own property. 249 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:15,155 We're gonna fight this. We're gonna stand up for what's ours. 250 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,895 Kayne, did we buy The Castle DVD in Bali? 251 00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:20,046 - Yes. - Put it on. 252 00:10:20,213 --> 00:10:22,901 - Okay. - We're not gonna pay that fine. 253 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:27,147 (BESS) But Julie completely flipped out 254 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:30,131 and forbade us from talking about them ever again. 255 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:33,199 - Really? What's the big mystery? - Well, no one knows. 256 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,171 So of course we're all dying to find out. 257 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:38,123 You should see how good-looking Mum's cousin is, Dad. 258 00:10:38,124 --> 00:10:41,132 No, he isn't. What? Good-looking? 259 00:10:42,136 --> 00:10:44,159 - Hi, darling. - Hi, Mum. Hi, Edwina. 260 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,631 Sorry, Dad, there was only one robe. Do you mind? 261 00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:48,183 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 262 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:50,199 Why did you make me bring him? 263 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,187 I've got my big speech. He's going to wreck it. 264 00:10:52,188 --> 00:10:53,850 It's just room service, Dad. 265 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,778 I... I didn't order room service. 266 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,818 - I did. Do you have a tip? - Yep, here's my tip... 267 00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,167 Don't bring your son away on a conference. 268 00:11:00,168 --> 00:11:02,444 I've got to go. 269 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,654 This is a $27 burger. 270 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,115 I only got the mini. 271 00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:08,163 Oscar, we had dinner provided by the conference. 272 00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:10,147 - This is very greedy, mate. - I was starving. 273 00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:12,143 I had food from the plane. 274 00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:15,123 I've got half a prawn and dill sandwich here. 275 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:16,522 But that's been in your bag. 276 00:11:16,532 --> 00:11:20,046 Oh, when did you get so spoiled? That is completely fine, Oscar. 277 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,678 Then you eat it. 278 00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:23,336 Happily. 279 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:26,791 Mmm! 280 00:11:28,112 --> 00:11:29,963 Does it taste disgusting? 281 00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,124 It tastes free. 282 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:40,508 - Constable Miklis! - Wayne. What are you doing here? 283 00:11:40,755 --> 00:11:42,605 I'm a drug mule. 284 00:11:43,196 --> 00:11:45,705 - Sorry? - Only kidding. 285 00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:49,119 It's what Kayne and Younis call me when I help them with deliveries. 286 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,144 Right. 287 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:53,124 And we'd like you to have a tub on the house. 288 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:56,456 You'll start seeing improvements in your pecs first. 289 00:11:57,128 --> 00:12:00,208 Wayne, if you're trying to get me to drop the fine by giving me a gift... 290 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,127 I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 291 00:12:02,128 --> 00:12:04,757 I'm not issuing it. It's the council's fine. 292 00:12:04,951 --> 00:12:09,749 And if you're going to contest it, you'll need to present something, 293 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:13,098 not a bucket of powder, to show why you should be exempt. 294 00:12:13,596 --> 00:12:16,486 Okay. Thanks for your advice. 295 00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:20,019 And on second thoughts, you're probably more of a cardio man. 296 00:12:22,128 --> 00:12:24,195 - Are you okay in there, Dad? - [TOILET FLUSHES] 297 00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:26,811 You've been in there for ages. 298 00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:28,384 Should I get the hotel doctor? 299 00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:30,880 [WEAKLY] Just let me focus on my speech. 300 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,748 - [SIGHS] - Do you think it was the sandwich? 301 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,116 [RETCHES] 302 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,127 If you got rid of the embarrassing standard-issue wheels, 303 00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:42,183 switch them up with a 20-inch alloy, seriously consider a body kit, 304 00:12:42,184 --> 00:12:43,788 this might be worth driving. 305 00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:47,912 - Why does she have to drive my car? - We may need a quick getaway. 306 00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:50,111 Do you remember what you have to ask him? 307 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,608 Family, relationships, illnesses... 308 00:12:51,618 --> 00:12:53,397 Please don't change it from Classic FM. 309 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,723 I'm switching it from bullshit eco-mode to sport 310 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,175 so we can make an exit less like a nun's Corolla. 311 00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,111 Mum, you need to go. 312 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,562 Don't you dare pimp my ride while I'm gone. 313 00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:08,168 I've seen the ads on Foxtel. I know what you people do. 314 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,116 There's someone here to see you, Matt. 315 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,877 Can I help you? 316 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:20,838 Matt? Matt Prendergast? 317 00:13:20,848 --> 00:13:22,786 That's right. And you are? 318 00:13:22,796 --> 00:13:25,199 I am very pleased to meet you, that's what I am. 319 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,147 I'm a big fan. 320 00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,989 Of... of me? 321 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:33,107 Mmm. And of what you've done with the shops. 322 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:36,147 - You have four, is that right? - Well, my family does. 323 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,852 We run them together. That's my little sister Jodi right there. 324 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,123 Oh, they didn't say she'd be here. 325 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,403 Who didn't? 326 00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:45,426 - Head office. - Oh. 327 00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:47,654 Are you interested in buying a franchise? 328 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:49,179 Yes. Yes, I am. 329 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,191 And everyone in the family is well and fit... 330 00:13:52,192 --> 00:13:54,127 to run a business, I mean. 331 00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:56,956 - Yes. - How about psychologically? 332 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,842 Any mental illness? 333 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:02,111 I mean, it must be quite a toll on the family, 334 00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:04,923 running a cheesecake... empire. 335 00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:09,115 The Murdochs of the mud cakes. That's what they call you. [LAUGHS] 336 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,200 Do they? 337 00:14:10,201 --> 00:14:12,155 I suppose it is a bit of empire. 338 00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:15,135 - Do you mind if I take some notes? - Sure. 339 00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:16,666 Can I get you a piece of cheesecake? 340 00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:19,931 No, I'm a diabetic. What about you? 341 00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:21,692 Am I a diabetic? No. 342 00:14:21,702 --> 00:14:25,111 Any other autoimmune diseases? Alopecia, vitiligo? 343 00:14:25,112 --> 00:14:27,123 Why are you interested in a franchise if you're a diabetic? 344 00:14:27,124 --> 00:14:30,183 Well, you don't just sit here and eat cake all day, do you? 345 00:14:30,184 --> 00:14:32,203 Or your cholesterol levels would be through the roof. 346 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,059 How are your cholesterol levels, by the way? 347 00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:37,111 - Fine. - And your mother's? 348 00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:39,111 Are you going to ask me about my shoulder? 349 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,163 - Should I? - It's just a bit weird. 350 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:43,815 You're asking all this stuff about my health 351 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:46,147 and here I am with my arm in a sling, you haven't even asked why. 352 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:48,127 It's as if you already know what happened. 353 00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,187 - No, I don't. - Really? 354 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,167 You have no idea that I had surgery on my shoulder? 355 00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,199 Ooh, that sounds nasty. 356 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,111 So, aren't you going to ask whether it was a workplace injury 357 00:14:58,112 --> 00:14:59,140 or some genetic defect? 358 00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,115 Was it a genetic defect? 359 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,123 I knew it. 360 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,167 - You did? - You people. 361 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:07,139 You can't actually believe that someone genuinely hurt themselves at work. 362 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,566 You have to blame it on the family. 363 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,646 You can't just pay the insurance. 364 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,496 You disgust me. 365 00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:46,799 (WAYNE) Thank you, councillors. 366 00:15:49,152 --> 00:15:50,557 That's the whole presentation? 367 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:54,119 I did also wanna ask them about fixing the lid on our wheelie bin. 368 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,202 But I thought it might be off topic. 369 00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:57,452 It's all off topic. 370 00:15:57,462 --> 00:16:00,135 How is what you just did contesting the fine? 371 00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:02,187 Because we're showing them how good the powder is. 372 00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:05,151 But you're not being fined over the quality of the powder. 373 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:07,732 You're being fined because you don't have a licence to sell it. 374 00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:09,152 I appreciate your concern, Edwina, 375 00:16:09,153 --> 00:16:10,777 but I think this should get them over the line. 376 00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:13,492 - Let's go, boys. - Wayne, wait. 377 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,345 Let me write a couple of notes for you. Just in case. 378 00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:21,166 All right, sweetie. Just in case. 379 00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:25,111 [GASPS] What did you find out? 380 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:28,119 Well... the lemon meringue pie is delicious. 381 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,136 Mum! 382 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,171 He was convinced the insurance company had sent me 383 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,131 to investigate his shoulder injury. 384 00:16:33,132 --> 00:16:35,808 I had to buy 200 worth of cheesecakes to distract him. 385 00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:38,163 - Did you get serviettes? - (WOMAN) Excuse me. 386 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,617 Oh. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 387 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,440 It's the little sister, Jodi. 388 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,930 Fuck. Duck! 389 00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:46,199 You left your credit card behind. 390 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,115 Oh, thank you so much. 391 00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:50,159 - How silly of me. - No worries. 392 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,705 Oh, hi, Mum! 393 00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:54,135 [GASPS] She said "Mum"! It's Jodi's mum! It's Matt's mum! 394 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:55,140 It's Julie's sister! 395 00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:57,191 Thanks for the update, Detective. 396 00:16:57,192 --> 00:17:00,061 No, no, no! Find out stuff. 397 00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:02,135 Ah... 398 00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:06,112 I... I don't think I said thank you for... 399 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,697 Oh. I didn't see... 400 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:11,139 Do you need a hand? 401 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,841 Oh, that's really nice. 402 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:16,131 - Thanks. Uh, I'm good. - [SLURS] My... my handbag. 403 00:17:16,132 --> 00:17:18,701 Oh. I've got your bag, Mum. 404 00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:22,131 Is she all right? 405 00:17:22,132 --> 00:17:24,852 Oh, well, she can't speak, walk or swallow, 406 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:27,485 but apart from that, she's absolutely fine. 407 00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:29,575 Anyway, see ya. Have a good one. 408 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:37,107 She can't walk or swallow? What's that, Bess? 409 00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:39,139 Oh, my God, I think it's ALS. Motor neurone disease. 410 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,143 I've always been worried I'm gonna get that. 411 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,143 - Seriously, this is about you? - No, no. No, of course not. 412 00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:47,978 I'm just saying... it's hereditary. 413 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,005 5% of the time. 414 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:53,143 Which is 50-50 in my head. 415 00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:55,199 [STEADY BEEPING] 416 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,127 [MACHINE CONTINUES BEEPING] 417 00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:00,781 [SIREN WAILS, DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 418 00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:12,120 - Huh! - Huh! 419 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,124 - Huh! - Ah! 420 00:18:22,374 --> 00:18:25,140 Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! 421 00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:28,163 Princes of Protein! 422 00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,826 Whoo! Oh, wow! 423 00:18:30,836 --> 00:18:32,188 That was awesome. 424 00:18:32,189 --> 00:18:35,163 That was just like having Magic Mike at work, but with more clothes on. 425 00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,123 No, very clever, guys. 426 00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:41,107 So, in conclusion, I think you'll agree that the protein powder works. 427 00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:42,725 It sure does. Wow. 428 00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:45,131 - Yes siree, Bob. - So, the fine? 429 00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:47,192 Yeah, you can pay that at the counter at the front of the building. 430 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,115 - Hang on, you just said... - Mr Wheeler. 431 00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:51,116 It's not the quality of the powder that's the issue. 432 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,892 - That's what Edwina said. - I know what Edwina said. 433 00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:55,308 She's so smart. 434 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,136 Hang on a sec. 435 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,151 Further to our display, I would just like to add... 436 00:19:01,152 --> 00:19:05,848 "Kayne and Younis are two young guys with a dream. 437 00:19:05,858 --> 00:19:08,950 They remind me of two other young guys with a dream... 438 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,472 Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. 439 00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:15,183 Just like Kayne and Younis, those guys didn't have any money 440 00:19:15,184 --> 00:19:20,199 when they created their first Apple computer in their parents' garage. 441 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,171 Just like the Princes of Protein, 442 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:27,139 Microsoft, Disney, Google all began as backyard endeavours." 443 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,515 I didn't know that. 444 00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:30,823 Uh... until I... I wrote this. 445 00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,187 "If the government is truly committed to economic growth, 446 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:37,111 then Kayne and Younis should be rewarded, not punished. 447 00:19:37,112 --> 00:19:42,136 We implore you to make them exempt from this punitive $2,000 fine." 448 00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:45,805 Oh... and fix our broken wheelie bin. 449 00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:46,731 How about this? 450 00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,807 What if you pay for a temporary trading licence 451 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,112 and we forget all about the fine? 452 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,673 And we have a look at your wheelie bin. 453 00:19:53,683 --> 00:19:55,171 - Fantastic. - Yes! 454 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,171 How much is the licence? 455 00:19:57,172 --> 00:20:00,160 That one is, um... 2,500. 456 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,143 We'll pay the fine. 457 00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,619 Any chance of an encore, boys? 458 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,107 Can't believe you went behind my back. 459 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:13,144 I told you, I explicitly said, that it was none of your business. 460 00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:17,111 And it was certainly none of her business. 461 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:18,690 Well, it became all of our business 462 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,514 when we found out that your sister has ALS. 463 00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:24,116 No, no, it was my decision and you had no right! 464 00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:26,984 She's got what? 465 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,167 - ALS. - What's that? 466 00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,760 The Ice Bucket Challenge, Mum. 467 00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,112 She... 468 00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:36,320 she's dying? 469 00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:44,324 Hey, O-man. 470 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:47,123 Dad! You look so much less green. 471 00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,324 Oh... 472 00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:51,013 I don't even remember coming to bed. 473 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:54,135 I kind of dragged you in here the night before last. 474 00:20:54,136 --> 00:20:56,574 The night before... What day is it? 475 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,521 Saturday. 476 00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:00,010 Saturday? 477 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,930 I missed my speech. 478 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,115 Oh! Oh, I spent so long on that paper. 479 00:21:05,116 --> 00:21:07,139 - I know, Dad. - I was writing more jokes for it. 480 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,172 - I know, Dad. - Oh! 481 00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:10,107 It would have gone over very strongly! 482 00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:11,519 It did, Dad. 483 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:13,743 What do you mean, it did? 484 00:21:13,753 --> 00:21:17,139 And this is what I call the light bulb moment... 485 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:22,131 the precise point in time where pragmatism and idealism collide. 486 00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:24,148 Oscar, you gave my speech. 487 00:21:25,148 --> 00:21:27,131 Why would you do that? 488 00:21:27,132 --> 00:21:29,789 I knew how important it was to you. 489 00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:32,152 Speaking of light bulbs, 490 00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:35,135 how many architects does it take to change a light bulb? 491 00:21:35,136 --> 00:21:37,961 None. They have to get a builder to do it. 492 00:21:37,971 --> 00:21:42,127 That's not my joke! You put your jokes into my speech?! 493 00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:43,156 Because you got sick. 494 00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:46,266 Oscar, why would you do that to me?! 495 00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:49,111 Oh, my career is over! 496 00:21:49,112 --> 00:21:51,820 People thought I was funny. Look at this bit. 497 00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,468 What is it with my dad, the architect? 498 00:21:54,478 --> 00:21:57,837 He loves the Sydney Opera House, inspired by an orange, 499 00:21:57,847 --> 00:22:01,072 but he hates the Big Banana, inspired by a banana. 500 00:22:01,082 --> 00:22:03,131 And don't get him started on the Big Pineapple. 501 00:22:03,132 --> 00:22:05,139 [CROWD LAUGHS] 502 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:07,203 You've been a great crowd. Thank you and goodnight. 503 00:22:07,204 --> 00:22:10,124 [CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS] 504 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:27,518 Mum's very nervous. Everyone on their best behaviour. Amber. 505 00:22:27,528 --> 00:22:31,119 Why are you picking on me? Mum, you look fantastic! 506 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,135 [ALL GREET HER ENTHUSIASTICALLY] 507 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:34,539 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - I can't do it. 508 00:22:34,549 --> 00:22:38,147 - Yeah, you can. - But Bess isn't even here yet. 509 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,171 She messaged me. "On my way with Margaret, 510 00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:43,147 but first time ever, she's been pulled over for speeding." 511 00:22:43,148 --> 00:22:45,163 Told her sport mode was quicker. 512 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,364 I'll get the door. 513 00:22:52,128 --> 00:22:54,203 Hi. I'm Brianna. 514 00:22:54,204 --> 00:22:56,151 - This is Amber. - Hi. I'm Jodi. 515 00:22:56,152 --> 00:22:58,179 Yeah, we know. I mean, hi. 516 00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:01,164 You must be Brooke. And you're Matt. 517 00:23:02,659 --> 00:23:04,316 Ah. Hello. [COUGHS] 518 00:23:06,132 --> 00:23:08,159 Hi, Julie. I'm Matt. 519 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,208 Matt, hi. Last time I saw you, you... 520 00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:13,737 Um, hello. 521 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:17,949 - You remember Dad. - Whoa, Keith! You got old. 522 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,140 - So how come you didn't? - [LAUGHS] 523 00:23:23,108 --> 00:23:26,175 - Thanks for coming. - Oh, thanks for inviting me. 524 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:30,123 My God, I'm so sorry. So sorry. 525 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,760 - I was hoping you'd say that. - 'Course I would. 526 00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:38,123 So, how long have you got? 527 00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:40,155 All afternoon. 528 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:43,712 No, no, I mean, you know... 529 00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:47,002 I actually thought you couldn't walk. 530 00:23:47,558 --> 00:23:49,653 Oh! Well, I couldn't last week. 531 00:23:49,663 --> 00:23:52,958 But these boots are magic. I'm on the mend now. 532 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:56,139 - What's wrong with you exactly? - I'm a klutz. 533 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,147 And she's stubborn and impatient. 534 00:23:58,148 --> 00:24:02,171 I had my wisdom teeth out and I was a bit groggy from the painkillers. 535 00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:05,163 - And she was told to stay in bed. - I got up to go to the loo... 536 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:08,162 And then she fell and broke her ankle. 537 00:24:08,172 --> 00:24:09,789 That's all that's wrong with you? 538 00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,560 Oh, it's a nasty break. 539 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:13,640 - So you're not dying? - Dying? 540 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:16,151 Me? No. God, no! I hope not. 541 00:24:16,152 --> 00:24:19,131 So you thought that I was saying sorry for... 542 00:24:19,132 --> 00:24:21,098 For... Okay. Get out. 543 00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:22,159 - What? - Jules... 544 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,958 She's not dying. She can leave. 545 00:24:24,968 --> 00:24:26,659 Sorry we're late. 546 00:24:27,914 --> 00:24:29,140 You're my... 547 00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:32,143 And you're... 548 00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:34,151 What the hell's going on here? 549 00:24:34,152 --> 00:24:36,569 Is this some sort of WorkCover sting? 550 00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:38,108 I'm your cousin. 551 00:24:39,128 --> 00:24:41,127 - I'm Janice. - You're Janice? 552 00:24:41,128 --> 00:24:43,602 Yeah, okay, we've all met each other. Susan was just leaving. 553 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,509 - But I thought you gave her up. - And she found me. 554 00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:49,167 - And her name's Bess. - And this is her mother, Margaret. 555 00:24:49,168 --> 00:24:50,941 And we're all very close. 556 00:24:50,951 --> 00:24:53,135 - Aren't we, Margaret? - [TIGHTLY] Mmm. 557 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:54,890 So... 558 00:24:55,674 --> 00:24:57,183 we had a happy ending after all. 559 00:24:57,184 --> 00:24:59,828 Not quite the miserable life you were hoping I'd have. 560 00:24:59,838 --> 00:25:02,107 - I never hoped you would... - Really? Really? 561 00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,691 Because I seem to recall that they were your exact words, 562 00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:05,753 along with, uh... oh, yeah, that's right... 563 00:25:05,763 --> 00:25:08,456 I'm the worst person in the world for giving up my baby. 564 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,600 I should never have said that. 565 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,171 I was scared. I had Matt at the same time. 566 00:25:13,172 --> 00:25:16,945 I was hoping we'd raise our babies together. 567 00:25:16,955 --> 00:25:19,107 You didn't have to stop speaking to me. 568 00:25:19,108 --> 00:25:21,943 Of course I had to stop speaking to you! 569 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,609 You had Matt! 570 00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:27,108 And I didn't have Janice. 571 00:25:29,555 --> 00:25:31,111 Bess. 572 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,979 Oh, my God. I didn't understand. 573 00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:37,171 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 574 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,614 Jesus. What a terrible sister. 575 00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:44,183 Yeah. 576 00:25:44,618 --> 00:25:45,852 Well... 577 00:25:46,654 --> 00:25:51,270 don't get me started on how you used to wear my clothes without asking. 578 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,744 I'm sorry. 579 00:25:55,907 --> 00:25:57,312 I'm sorry too. 580 00:26:01,152 --> 00:26:06,188 I just wanted to say I very much enjoyed the Belgian double choc. 581 00:26:11,783 --> 00:26:14,139 There's all your room service and minibar paid for. 582 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,187 - You're welcome. - Are you still mad at me? 583 00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:18,135 Oh, mad? Why would I be mad? 584 00:26:18,136 --> 00:26:21,143 - Oscar! - Hey! Conrad! 585 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,658 So glad I caught you. 586 00:26:24,698 --> 00:26:26,179 Oh, you must be Danny Bright. 587 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,200 - Conrad Gardner. - I know. 588 00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:29,825 Yes, I'm a big... I'm a big fan. 589 00:26:29,835 --> 00:26:32,111 Incredible speech. Congratulations. 590 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,808 Well, I mean, it's maybe not as I intended. 591 00:26:33,818 --> 00:26:36,751 Your thoughts on project conception were groundbreaking. 592 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,131 And this guy... [CHUCKLES] Hold the phone. 593 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:42,087 His warmth and charisma delivering your words... 594 00:26:42,097 --> 00:26:44,119 it was the moment of the conference. 595 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,911 - How funny is he? - Is he? 596 00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:49,820 Have you seen the Facebook page? It's all anyone's talking about. 597 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,801 Well, yeah, I mean, you know, we're... 598 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,151 we're a bit of a double act. 599 00:26:53,152 --> 00:26:54,730 - I'd love to do lunch. - Me too. 600 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:57,814 Awesome. Oscar, keep in touch. 601 00:27:00,124 --> 00:27:03,112 - It really went well? - Dad, I killed. 602 00:27:04,116 --> 00:27:06,155 Oh, thank you. Really. 603 00:27:06,156 --> 00:27:08,124 Oscar, you're amazing. 604 00:27:09,156 --> 00:27:11,443 Let's look at Facebook comments. 605 00:27:12,188 --> 00:27:14,204 [GENERAL HUBBUB] 606 00:27:25,953 --> 00:27:28,851 So we're fine as long as we sell within the law. 607 00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:30,123 Like at a garage sale. 608 00:27:30,124 --> 00:27:31,703 Which would be every second Saturday. 609 00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:33,111 And every third Monday. 610 00:27:33,112 --> 00:27:34,572 And every Wednesday between 6:00 and 8:00. 611 00:27:34,582 --> 00:27:36,539 And every other Thursday before breakfast. 612 00:27:36,549 --> 00:27:38,135 Yeah. Like, Friday weeks we could do. 613 00:27:38,136 --> 00:27:39,624 Alternate public holidays... 614 00:27:39,634 --> 00:27:41,458 - Yeah. - in the mornings. 615 00:27:41,881 --> 00:27:44,318 (KAYNE) Edwina, what nights do you think we should do? 616 00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:46,708 What the fuck is this? 617 00:27:46,718 --> 00:27:50,131 A home theatre package that threw in two massage chairs. 618 00:27:50,132 --> 00:27:51,942 Such a good bundle. 619 00:27:51,952 --> 00:27:53,718 You've never thought about doing medicine? 620 00:27:53,728 --> 00:27:56,099 - No. - Even though I'm in medicine? 621 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:59,080 How would you like to come to work with me? 622 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:00,621 You're going out with her. 623 00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:02,115 She is too old for you. 624 00:28:02,116 --> 00:28:03,848 Is it okay if I crash here for a few days? 625 00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,690 - Absolutely. - Absolutely not. 626 00:28:06,156 --> 00:28:10,016 I want my own space. There is no room in this house for me! 627 00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:13,120 Try it! Shiatsu or traditional Thai. 628 00:28:13,286 --> 00:28:17,092 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~