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Great. The karaoke machine.
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Thanks, Uncle Mitch.
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It's Cam's, and he loves it.
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He's never more than two
glasses of wine away
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from treating us all to
an impromptu concert.
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It's 100 bucks if you break it.
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- Really?
- Do you want more?
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Who's America's favorite TV mom?
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Could it be June...
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Cleaver?
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That must make me the Beaver.
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I can't hear too well.
How hard is Luke laughing?
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Don't waste this gold on me.
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Get over to the Hendersons' party,
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put your keys in a bowl, do the Hustle.
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Relax.
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Your uncool parents
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aren't gonna hang around your party
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and make it all lame.
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Of course not. Hey.
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I just heard a story about a kid
who had an unsupervised party
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and one of the guests broke his leg
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because he jumped off the roof onto
a trampoline and sued the parents.
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We have a trampoline. And a roof.
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I need to know that you're joking.
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Mom, I have everything under control.
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Claire, come on!
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He's a responsible young man!
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Have a little faith in your son.
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These are all the emergency numbers.
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That's Fire, Police, Poison Control,
Homeland Security.
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You're in charge.
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I mean, unless you...
happen to have other plans.
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Yeah, let's just pretend I
partied too hard last night.
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You're an animal.
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- Ugh!
- Hmm?
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- Dang it!
- What's wrong?
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Is this flower straight?
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I don't know. Oh!
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Halloween prank!
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That's payback from last year.
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A Pritchett always pays his debts.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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The Friedmans' pool party.
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That's what I say.
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What is -- Classic.
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The old fly in the plastic ice cube gag.
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Very funny! Very --
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No!
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Ha, ha!
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You're melting!
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You're melting!
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I did the ice cube.
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Well, now you're the one who's wet.
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Not really. Most of it's on the floor.
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Phil, are you okay?
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I'm fine. Yeah.
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Hey, you know what the Beaver said
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when he slipped in water?
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- Damn it?
- Damn it.
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Synced and corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Jay, as a Catholic,
I do not feel right about this.
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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It's the perfect family costume.
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It doesn't even make sense.
Joe should be the Jesus.
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Yeah!
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"Joe" short for "Joseph."
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"Jay" short for "Jaysus."
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It's the only way it makes sense.
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- But he's the child.
- You're overthinking it.
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Huh? You get who this is, right?
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Harriet Tub Man?
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Oh, Joyce Carol Floats.
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Farrah Faucet, spelled F-A-U --
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Yeah, I get it.
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And why are you only guessing women?
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I'm Dalton Trumbo, blacklisted screenwriter,
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wrote in a bathtub.
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I'm a little worried that
because of the movie,
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a lot of people will have this costume.
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I think you're good.
Nobody going to Luke's party
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will ever be able to
figure out that costume.
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Yeah, that's why I'm going
to a different party.
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You're not skipping Luke's
party to go to someone else's.
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There's going to be a
million people at Luke's.
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He's not going to care
whether or not I attend.
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Manny, is this because Luke
beat you for class president?
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Why can't you get over this
devastating humiliation?
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Because something keeps me reminding me.
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But it has nothing to do with that.
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Sophie Chambers is throwing a party
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with a much more sophisticated crow--
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You're not going to any
party thrown by any member
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of that crooked Earl Chambers family.
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That bastard stole my closet
company right out from under me!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't say the word "bastard"
when you're dressed like Jesus!
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And you -- never turn your back on family.
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My cousin Gomez skipped my
other cousin Gomez's party,
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and my cousin Gomez felt
completely stabbed in the back.
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- Because he --
- Because he was.
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Come on. The party's going to be
at Sophie's grandpa's mansion.
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It's the social event of the season.
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You're going to Luke's!
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That's not fair!
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You heard your mother!
You're going to Luke's!
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- You're going to Earl's.
- What?
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You're gonna put dead fish in his shoes.
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And I'm gonna cover for you if
your mother gets suspicious.
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Where am I going to hide fish?
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You're in a bathtub!
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- Happy Halloween! Thank you.
- Happy Halloween.
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- They just took one, right?
- Yes.
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How much candy do we have to hand out
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before I go trick-or-treating?
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Can't I just take a knife and go by myself?
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No!
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No one would mess with me.
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I told you she was too young for
"West Side Story."
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- Hmm.
- W-What are you doing?
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What? It's my one and only
candy bar for the night.
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No more Snickers.
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If you don't want to hear any more snickers
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then don't pretend that's
your last candy bar.
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Cam doesn't react well to candy.
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Which is why I never eat it.
Except on Halloween.
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And I admit, in years past,
I may have overindulged.
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Which leads to a crazy high
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followed by a tearful, self-loathing crash.
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It's a Days of Red Vines and Roses.
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Trick or treat!
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Yep, just take one.
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I know that laugh. Not this year.
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Drop it.
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You're crazy.
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Yeah, crazy for justice!
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And just because you're
dressed like a villain
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doesn't mean you have to act like one!
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Oh, my God. Can you believe that?
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Yes, a 9-year-old kid
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wanting extra candy on Halloween.
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Oh, it is baffling.
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Speaking of 9-year-olds
wanting candy on Halloween...
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Okay, just a second, honey.
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Cam, maybe grabbing a kid's arm
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is where we draw the line.
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I think I read that in
every single law book.
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This sounds like something we could
be talking about on the sidewalk.
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Okay, just a second, honey.
You know what, Mitchell?
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That same little jerk grabs a
handful of candy every year.
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He's my Halloween nemesis.
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There is a social contract.
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You say "trick or treat,
" you get one piece of candy.
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That breaks down, we're just a hop,
skip, and a jump
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to a lawless wasteland where we
use beads and teeth for money!
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That was your first candy bar, you say?
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You think maybe you should
have a little protein
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to balance that out?
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I don't need any protein.
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Oh!
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I feel like the universe
is telling you differently.
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Who did that?!
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He went that way! Past all
the houses handing out candy!
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I'm on it!
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No, see, his name is Joe.
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Yeah, but wouldn't the child be Jesus?
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I got to take this.
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Tell her what we're doing with this.
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My husband is going to hell
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and he's trying to take us with him.
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Hello?
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Okay, I'm in Earl's bedroom.
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Do you want me to show you his shoes
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so you can pick which
ones I shove fish into?
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Follow your heart, kid.
Wait a minute. What's that?
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What?
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That picture on the wall behind you.
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What is that? Let me see it.
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David Soul played Hutch in
"Starsky and Hutch."
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Now, one of my groovier closet ideas
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was a hutch for your skis
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that latched onto the end of your closet.
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I called it the "Storeski End Hutch."
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David Soul gave me a signed picture.
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Well, one day, the picture disappears
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and Earl plays innocent.
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But the whole time, he's had it.
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Ironically, this would've been
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a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch."
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Steal that picture!
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But what about the fish?
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Forget the fish!
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Oh, so, for no reason,
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I've just been carrying
around this red herring?
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I want that picture.
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You want it, you steal it.
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I still have some self-respect.
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- Gloria, you won't believe this.
- What?
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That was Claire.
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Manny never showed up at Luke's party.
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They think he went to Sophie's.
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So disappointed in him.
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I know, and I hate to drive over there
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and drag him to Luke's,
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but I know better than to try to stop you.
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I feel bad about embarrassing him,
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but I was very clear about this.
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Well, maybe next time he'll...
get the picture.
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Why did you just chuckle like that?
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Nothing. The -- The beard tickles.
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Come on, I'll drive.
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- Here you go.
- Sorry I forgot that, buddy.
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I would have grabbed it myself,
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but we were trying to respect
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the whole "no parents" thing.
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Also, how would it look
if I went into your party
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looking for some tail?
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I'm gonna reuse that later. Act surprised.
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Yeah.
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Hey, honey. How's it going in there?
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Huh? Oh. Awesome.
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Yeah, I got to go.
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I know you were going to say
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that I'm being a neurotic,
overly protective mom, but I --
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I saw that, too. Something's up with Luke.
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You think he's in over his head?
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I should check on him.
Should I check on him?
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I should check on him.
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You are never sexier than
when you out-crazy me.
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Don't let anyone see you.
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I am way a...
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...head of you.
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Aah!
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Shh! I'm not a real beaver! It's me -- Dad!
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Ugh.
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What are you doing?
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I just wanted to make
sure everything's okay.
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Luke seems upset.
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Where is everybody?
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Are people upstairs? I said nobody upstairs!
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Nobody's upstairs. Nobody's even downstairs.
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They are literally like five people here.
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Oh!
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Hello, my dearest.
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Ugh. Well, four, and Reuben.
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I see your costume
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is The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.
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Shut up, Reuben.
You make everything terrible.
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And we're off.
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Don't flatter yourself!
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Just because I'm alone on Halloween
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doesn't mean I don't have plenty of suitors!
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Last week, an Uber driver
asked to see my feet!
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Reuben, are you listening to me?!
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Reuben!
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One last one.
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Good. 'Cause you're vibrating right now.
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With rage -- Not sugar, rage.
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Hello. Excuse me. Hi.
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Have you seen a little brat about this tall
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dressed as Darth Vader?
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Throws eggs. Laughs like this --
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He-he-he-he-he-he!
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Find him yourself. You're Batman.
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That one's on my list.
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I don't think there's any more room.
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I'm gonna go throw away these apples
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and make space for more candy.
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Cam, I feel terrible that
you got hit with an egg,
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but you're ruining the night for Lily.
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Do you have to nurse every single grudge?
272
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- I don't do that.
- Are you kidding me?
273
00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:06,224
You have more archenemies
than the actual Batman.
274
00:09:06,293 --> 00:09:08,326
How about that sales lady who
helped you with the scarf?
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She implied my neck was the problem.
276
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,073
The Spanish teacher
you've been working with?
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He calls me "locos frijoles"
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like I don't know what that means.
279
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- It's "crazy beans," right?
- Yes, it is.
280
00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:18,213
Oh, and don't forget about
Andrew from your old choir.
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He stole my piano key scarf,
which is why I had to go
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into the stupid scarf store to begin with!
283
00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:22,717
Okay, you know what?
284
00:09:22,785 --> 00:09:25,386
Maybe I do have an
overdeveloped sense of justice.
285
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- Thank you.
- But maybe I wouldn't...
286
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if my partner took my side
every once in a while.
287
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I take your side when I agree with you.
288
00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:35,692
That's easy. Anybody can do that.
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Marriage is about sticking
up for your partner,
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even... when you don't agree with him.
291
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Is it?
292
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Do you remember last week at lunch
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when they brought you regular fries
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and you insisted that you
ordered sweet potato fries?
295
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Well, guess what.
296
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You ordered regular fries.
297
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No, I didn't. You absolutely did.
298
00:09:51,953 --> 00:09:54,153
And I stuck up for you because I love you.
299
00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:56,554
And because you love sweet potato fries.
300
00:09:56,623 --> 00:09:57,722
- Hey, Dad.
- What?
301
00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:59,490
There's that kid you hate.
302
00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:02,582
Holy Halloween. There he is.
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00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:05,386
Hey! You! Stop!
304
00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:06,720
No.
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00:10:06,789 --> 00:10:09,556
♪♪
306
00:10:09,749 --> 00:10:11,916
He's getting away!
307
00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:14,651
Ow!
308
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,820
Stupid cape!
309
00:10:16,988 --> 00:10:20,756
Oh, poor Luke. He must be crushed.
310
00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:22,425
It's not as easy to pack a high-school party
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00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:24,127
as it was in our day, Claire.
312
00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:25,228
Apparently, it's no longer cool
313
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for kids to invite teachers or parents.
314
00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:28,664
It makes my heart hurt.
315
00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:30,432
I mean, people like him, don't they?
316
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,233
Why wouldn't they?
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00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,324
He's by far the most likable
of all our children.
318
00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:35,426
Then why didn't anybody come to his party?
319
00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:37,294
Because they're all at
Sophie Chambers' party.
320
00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,029
- Who?
- A kid in Luke's class.
321
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,197
I'm Facebook friends with her brother
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00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,800
'cause he used to sell me wee-gs. Wigs.
323
00:10:42,868 --> 00:10:44,508
That's how he pronounces it. He's British.
324
00:10:44,537 --> 00:10:46,102
When are you guys gonna talk, huh?
325
00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:47,462
Luke worked so hard on this party.
326
00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,364
He made his own costume,
did all the decorations.
327
00:10:49,432 --> 00:10:50,764
He even thought he hid that bottle
328
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,433
of Peppermint Schnapps under his bed.
329
00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:53,601
This is the kind of thing
330
00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:55,336
that could ruin his first senior year.
331
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,205
Wait! I can help!
332
00:10:57,218 --> 00:10:59,451
Are we forgetting what
I do for a living? Huh?
333
00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,153
Uh, we remember.
334
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,445
You... pretend to be
friends with celebrities.
335
00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:07,448
So you can sell h-- hats?
336
00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:08,916
I'm a promoter.
337
00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:12,386
I can go to Sophie's and
talk up Luke's party.
338
00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:14,188
- In an hour, it'll be packed.
- Great!
339
00:11:14,226 --> 00:11:15,226
While you do that,
340
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:16,360
I'm gonna get the party started.
341
00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:17,694
What -- No, no.
342
00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:19,596
A dad hanging around will
only make that party lamer.
343
00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:21,664
Um, a dad, maybe.
344
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:24,400
But not Rod Skyhook, yo!
345
00:11:24,469 --> 00:11:26,635
The coolest new transfer student ever!
346
00:11:26,704 --> 00:11:27,424
Oh, wait.
347
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,497
What do cool kids call girls nowadays?
348
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,565
Bettys? Shawties?
349
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:31,732
Don't worry. There are none in there.
350
00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:32,933
Okay.
351
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,869
What, what? Whoo!
352
00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:44,420
I'm glad my hypoglycemia
353
00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:47,023
doesn't prevent me from
filling up on eye candy.
354
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:48,191
Sorry. I can't hear you.
355
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:49,258
I'm listening to a message
356
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:51,236
from the sexiest professor
in the physics department.
357
00:11:51,305 --> 00:11:53,338
Let's just say he got drunk
after a symposium last year
358
00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:55,774
and asked me to wheel him home.
359
00:11:57,844 --> 00:12:00,011
Thanks for inviting me to your party, brah!
360
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,781
Sweet jams. Where are all the fillies at?!
361
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:04,169
- Dad?
- Dad?
362
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:07,139
I'm Rod Skyhook --
recent transfer student, yo!
363
00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,507
What's that knockin'?
364
00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:12,777
Oh, it's me, about to
get this party rockin'!
365
00:12:12,845 --> 00:12:13,785
Oh, God.
366
00:12:13,822 --> 00:12:17,858
It's all good up under the hood, biznatches!
367
00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:20,259
Pretty soon, every kid in here's
gonna call everyone they know,
368
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,660
tell them to get their butts down here.
369
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:22,928
You want to gas up the foot traffic --
370
00:12:22,998 --> 00:12:25,398
- I'm not inviting parents.
- Your party, broseph!
371
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:27,735
Sorry, Jack.
372
00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:30,870
I'm gonna need some beats!
373
00:12:43,584 --> 00:12:44,784
Rambo?
374
00:12:44,853 --> 00:12:46,251
No, Trumbo.
375
00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:48,654
Dalton Trumbo. He wrote in the bathtub.
376
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:49,755
Why?
377
00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:51,123
Maybe, as a screenwriter,
378
00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:53,058
he knew he was going to
take a bath on the back end.
379
00:12:54,161 --> 00:12:55,627
You smell like fish.
380
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,590
Oh, my God, you guys.
This party's such a snore.
381
00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,024
I should have stayed at Luke Dunphy's party.
382
00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:02,325
That was going off!
383
00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:03,960
Isn't he the guy that
ate a jar of mayonnaise
384
00:13:04,028 --> 00:13:04,961
for a dollar?
385
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:06,563
Probably 'cause he's a wild man.
386
00:13:06,631 --> 00:13:08,531
That's why his parties are always insane.
387
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,999
Look, it's really exclusive,
388
00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:12,368
but I could probably get
you guys down on the list.
389
00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:13,769
Really? Who's there?
390
00:13:13,838 --> 00:13:17,340
Uh, just everyone. Luke... Rod Skyhook.
391
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:18,575
Haley D!
392
00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:19,575
Oh!
393
00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,276
Griffin. Hey.
394
00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,797
What are you doing at my sister's party?
395
00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:25,099
Oh, nothing. Just --
Just something for my mom.
396
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,801
Wow, it's so good to see you.
397
00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:28,836
You, uh, still in the sales industry?
398
00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:30,004
Guilty.
399
00:13:30,073 --> 00:13:32,139
How guilty? That is a costume, right?
400
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,375
Yeah. I went legit. I work for a dispensary.
401
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:36,275
I deliver.
402
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:37,744
Oh, my God!
403
00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:39,946
I forgot how much I like you.
404
00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:44,871
- Did you say Dumbo?
- No, Trumbo. Little background.
405
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,775
In the 1950s, a certain
senator from Wisconsin
406
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:49,143
named Joe McCarthy --
407
00:13:49,211 --> 00:13:50,278
Hey! Let's dance!
408
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,412
Oh, okay.
409
00:13:58,886 --> 00:13:59,752
Mom?
410
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,818
You said that you were going to Luke's.
411
00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:02,887
Yeah, but Jay said --
412
00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:05,655
Don't you say a word, mister!
413
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:08,258
I will deal with you later.
414
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,759
Jay said I could come to the party
415
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:11,394
if I put dead fish in Earl's shoes.
416
00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:13,162
Where does he come up with this stuff?
417
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:16,432
Are you lying, dressed
as our Lord and Savior?
418
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,734
What is that? Did you steal that?
419
00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:21,003
No. I've had this with me all night.
420
00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:22,371
You're lying again!
421
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,373
Manny, don't stand next to him!
422
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,319
Pritchett!
423
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:26,387
- Ay!
- Aah!
424
00:14:26,422 --> 00:14:27,921
Look what you did!
425
00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:29,823
What the hell do you think you're doing?
426
00:14:29,891 --> 00:14:31,324
We're just leaving, Earl!
427
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,392
That Soul is mine.
428
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:34,694
Ay!
429
00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:37,099
Give it back!
430
00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:39,123
When Hell freezes over!
431
00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:40,247
- Argh!
- Ahh!
432
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:42,061
As soon as they stop fighting about whatever
433
00:14:42,086 --> 00:14:43,889
stupid new thing that
they're fighting about,
434
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,843
we're getting the car and
we're going to Luke's.
435
00:14:45,912 --> 00:14:47,845
I'm not really in the
mood for another party.
436
00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:50,481
Well, I wasn't in the mood
to insult God tonight,
437
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,950
but the Bible also said,
"Listen to your husband."
438
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:55,786
I'm very tense about this,
so don't fight me! And get in the car.
439
00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:56,918
I won't fit in.
440
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,987
We'll take this bathtub
and put it in the roof.
441
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:01,056
No. I won't fit in at the party.
442
00:15:01,124 --> 00:15:02,323
Nobody gets me, Mom,
443
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:04,125
and I'm starting to worry nobody ever will.
444
00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:06,298
Who cares that the kids
your age don't get you?
445
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:08,933
That means that you're
more interesting than them.
446
00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,801
That means that you're gonna
be hanging out around people
447
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,909
that are more interesting.
448
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,205
- You're gonna have a more inter--
- Interesting life. Yes, I know.
449
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,890
I've been hearing this speech since I was 5.
450
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,058
When's it gonna happen?
451
00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:19,493
Jesus has the devil in a headlock.
452
00:15:19,562 --> 00:15:20,795
That's not interesting to you?
453
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:23,831
No!
454
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,065
This is mine!
455
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:27,333
I'm the one who came up with
"Storeski End Hutch."
456
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,969
Just like I came up with the
"Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet."
457
00:15:30,038 --> 00:15:32,638
You were the hack! I was the visionary!
458
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:35,430
I saw my reflection and I asked myself --
459
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,332
What would Jesus do?
460
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,635
It's time to be the bigger man.
461
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,804
This isn't over, Pritchett.
462
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,805
I don't want to do this anymore.
463
00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:46,039
Wh-- What are you saying?
464
00:15:46,108 --> 00:15:49,209
This has gone on too long.
The lies, the anger.
465
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,878
And what I left in your sock drawer tonight.
466
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:51,912
What?
467
00:15:51,977 --> 00:15:55,078
Keep the picture, Earl. I forgive you.
468
00:15:57,149 --> 00:15:59,849
It's gonna drive that son of a bitch crazy.
469
00:16:02,387 --> 00:16:03,585
Haley.
470
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,328
I have been waiting for over an hour,
471
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,030
and not a single person has left this party.
472
00:16:07,122 --> 00:16:09,823
Oh, my God, this is the
best sushi I've ever had.
473
00:16:09,891 --> 00:16:12,425
For the first time,
I can taste the yellowtail
474
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,280
from the sea and then
the rice from the land,
475
00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,336
then back to the sea for the seaweed.
476
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:18,253
Looks like you did more than just seaweed.
477
00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:20,356
Mom, you're beautiful.
478
00:16:20,425 --> 00:16:22,225
Does Dad tell you that enough?
479
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,792
I would hate to see
480
00:16:23,861 --> 00:16:26,662
- a cleaver in your head for real.
- No. Honey.
481
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:28,844
- Sarah?
- Mrs. Dunphy.
482
00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,045
Is that a beer?
483
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,581
It's not mine. Please don't tell my parents.
484
00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:34,507
That's when I realized
485
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,694
I didn't need Haley to undermine a party.
486
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:40,498
I just needed to drop the Mom-bomb.
487
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:43,633
Don't you two look cozy.
488
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:47,170
Remember, it's not easy
raising a baby by yourself.
489
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,374
Oh, look at that!
490
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,074
That's a fun way to serve Jell-O.
491
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,675
Let me get a pic for your moms.
492
00:16:53,744 --> 00:16:55,377
No? Come on!
493
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,048
Okay. Ooh!
494
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,016
Isn't that better?
495
00:17:00,044 --> 00:17:01,978
Now we can all see and hear each other.
496
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,046
Nice, huh?
497
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,281
You got a little something --
498
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,416
Who are you, and what are
you doing at my party?
499
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:11,417
Just making sure everybody's
having a good, clean, safe time.
500
00:17:11,485 --> 00:17:13,718
Somebody's talked to you
all about herpes, right?
501
00:17:13,787 --> 00:17:15,654
Let's just go to that other kid's party.
502
00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:17,722
You know, I made out with Rod Skyhook once.
503
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:18,823
He's obsessed with me.
504
00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:25,253
Hey, remember last week when
we all had lunch together --
505
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:28,122
You ordered the regular fries
and Daddy lied for you.
506
00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:28,956
Damn it.
507
00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:30,457
Wait. There he is.
508
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:32,560
Darth Vader! Freeze!
509
00:17:33,629 --> 00:17:35,196
Okay.
510
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:38,098
♪♪
511
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:40,288
Hey, there, fellas.
512
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,623
You're a little old, aren't you?
513
00:17:41,692 --> 00:17:44,225
Your son -- He hit me with an egg.
514
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,362
No, I didn't! And he yelled at me.
515
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,664
Whoa, whoa. You yelled at my son?
516
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:52,299
He took a handful of candy and laughed.
517
00:17:52,369 --> 00:17:53,601
He does it every year.
518
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,569
So?
519
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:55,637
So...
520
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:58,597
...how does it feel?
521
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:02,067
Well, it feels like you took
about 17 cents worth of candy.
522
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,469
He said he didn't egg you. Are we done here?
523
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,333
He's lying.
524
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:06,402
No, I'm not.
525
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:07,936
Look, buddy. I don't know who egged you,
526
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,537
but I can understand why.
527
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:12,540
A kid takes a little extra
candy and you chased him home?
528
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:13,609
He's 9.
529
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:14,643
How old are you, Batman? 50?
530
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:16,884
What kind of person does that?
531
00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:21,360
I will -- I will tell
you what kind of person.
532
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,929
Someone who believes in a civilized society,
533
00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:25,497
who believes that the future of our country
534
00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:29,368
depends on the lessons
that we teach our children.
535
00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:32,605
"What kind of person," sir?
536
00:18:32,673 --> 00:18:33,939
A hero.
537
00:18:34,008 --> 00:18:35,041
I didn't do it!
538
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,110
Oh, come on. We heard you laughing!
539
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:39,278
'Cause the blonde lady
with an Axe in her head
540
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:40,379
threw an egg at you.
541
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,215
- Blonde lady?
- Axe?
542
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:45,184
That squirting flower
really yanked my chain.
543
00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:49,122
Could not go unanswered.
544
00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:53,725
Oh! Close enough.
545
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,127
Who did that?!
546
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,629
He went that way!
547
00:18:59,365 --> 00:19:00,898
Well, that was embarrassing.
548
00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:02,624
No, it wasn't.
549
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,693
It was magnificent.
550
00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:06,528
You stood up for me.
551
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:08,996
Sometimes I just feel like it's
me versus the entire world.
552
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,565
It's just nice to know
that we really are a...
553
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,534
a dynamic duo.
554
00:19:13,603 --> 00:19:15,703
All right. Now we play candy crash.
555
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:16,970
Okay.
556
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,340
Give me some space, son.
557
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,186
That's how we do, sucka!
558
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:35,823
Is it just my imagination,
559
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:37,758
or is Dad actually saving your lame party?
560
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:39,426
Is it just my imagination,
561
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,527
or is Reuben's makeup on your chin?
562
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:43,196
I have a problem.
563
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,070
Oh! Sorry.
564
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,273
Oh, okay.
565
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:54,541
I'm so sorry.
566
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,808
Don't be.
567
00:19:55,877 --> 00:19:57,709
This is the most a girl's
danced with me all night.
568
00:19:57,778 --> 00:20:00,546
I love your Dalton Trumbo.
569
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,581
Thank you, Dorothy Parker.
570
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:05,083
You're the first person tonight
who's actually gotten that.
571
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:06,618
I know how that feels.
572
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:09,054
Yo, yo, yo!
573
00:20:09,122 --> 00:20:11,856
Awesome rager on the ground floor!
574
00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:13,458
Upstairs off-limits!
575
00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:16,893
Backyard, too, 'cause it just got re-sodded!
576
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:18,329
What's up, buddy?
577
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:20,530
Typical high-school idiot.
578
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:22,833
I fear for this country.
579
00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:26,337
Well, I think it's safe
to say that things here
580
00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:28,939
are appropriately out of control.
581
00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:30,374
Oh, yeah -- Oh, wow.
582
00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:33,509
And I think you might have lost
your deposit on that thing.
583
00:20:33,578 --> 00:20:35,144
Hmm.
584
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:38,081
How come you never tell
me I'm beautiful anymore?
585
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,782
- Oh!
- Damn it.
586
00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:41,884
Oh, just let me throw already.
587
00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:45,704
Hey, gorgeous!
588
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,410
Look what I turned this water into.
589
00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:48,687
Jay, enough. Halloween is over.
590
00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:52,377
Come on. The night is young.
Why don't we go begat it on?
591
00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:55,380
I'm not going to fool around
with someone dressed like Jesus.
592
00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:56,614
Gloria, you're being silly.
593
00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,015
Am I?
594
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,117
I once dated a guy named Jesús.
595
00:21:00,186 --> 00:21:02,252
There was no harvest that year.
596
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:03,988
Is that the same year your uncle got drunk
597
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:05,089
and planted marbles?
598
00:21:05,157 --> 00:21:06,891
Who do you think made him do that?
599
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,225
Gloria, all due respect,
600
00:21:08,294 --> 00:21:09,994
I think the big guy has
better things to worry about
601
00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,462
than two sexy, you know --
602
00:21:14,432 --> 00:21:17,067
I'm gonna change into something
a little more secular.
603
00:21:19,926 --> 00:21:21,926
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