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I want to remind you
that this is a safe space,

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and the purpose of this exercise

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is for you to acknowledge
the truth of your experiences.

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Raise your hand if you've ever had

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a sexual relationship
with someone at work.

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Okay.

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Raise your hand if you've
ever slept with your boss.

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If you're not sure if
the man you're thinking of

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is your boss or not, but you
are sure you screwed him,

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raise your hand.

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Okay.

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Next week,

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we'll try that with your eyes open.

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- Hi.
- And all she wants to do is sing

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from the moment she wakes up.

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You must be exhausted.

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Same time next week?

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We alternate between meeting here

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and my friend's apartment one floor up.

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Let me introduce you.

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- Hi. Eleanor.
- Ariana.

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Would you like some?

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Let me rescue you from your staring.

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You might start making
people uncomfortable.

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I've just never been a part of
something like this before.

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- How are you?
- Good. Thanks.

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Okay.

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Did you talk to Lenny
about the diaphragm?

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I called my doctor,

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and I'm getting a new one, so...

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N-No.

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I couldn't talk to Lenny.

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I just couldn't.

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I've never been married,
but I guess I thought

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you could talk to your
husband about everything.

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- Oh.
- Again, I wouldn't know.

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Yeah. No.

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She's terrifying.

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- Who is she?
- That's Eleanor Holmes Norton.

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She's an attorney from the ACLU.

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She drops in on these
meetings to wake women up,

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so she says.

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How do you ladies know each other?

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- Oh, we work together.
- At, uh, News of the Week.

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Ah. Fancy publication.

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Yeah. It's fun. No days
is ever the same as the next.

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Oh, I wasn't as taken with it.

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- I quit.
- Why?

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They don't let women write.

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We do write... files

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for the reporters, to help
them with their stories.

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So is that the role that you want?

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Being of service to men?

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It's the tradition there.

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You know what else was a tradition?

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Separate water fountains.

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It's not like that.

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If women aren't allowed
the same kinds of jobs as men,

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that's illegal.

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Uh, illegal?

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Yes.

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Ladies.

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Circle back up for our final exercise.

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Oh, and please bring your compacts.

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We're going to be celebrating
our beautiful bodies

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by looking at our vulvas.

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I think I'm going to go.

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- I'm going to come with you.
- Okay.

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You ladies have a case.

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I want to talk to you more about it.

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Did she just say "vulva"?

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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
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- Who is it?
- It's me, Patti. Open up.

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Marybeth?

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My God!

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Come on.

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Hi, Sissy!

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- Hi.
- Oh! Marybeth!

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Hey, you two look adorable.

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We got engaged.

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Look at that stardust.

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He asked me at Rockefeller
Plaza just now.

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- He got down on one knee.
- I was down there for about 45 minutes

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before she could answer.

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Everyone was clapping.
It was so special, Patti.

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Oh, wow.

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I had to come and tell you
before anyone else.

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I'm so glad you did.

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I'm so surprised.

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I'm happy. I'm happy for you.
Of course I'm happy for you.

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I'm so happy for you. Ohh!

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We have so much to do
in just a few weeks.

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- Let's just enjoy it tonight.
- Wait. Why so fast?

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I... I'm... I go off to basic in February.

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I didn't know you enlisted.

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Yeah, his number was
drawn at the lottery.

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Yeah, on television two nights ago.

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I watched it, but they didn't say names.

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Randy, I'm so sorry.

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Um...

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Take off your coats.

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Can... Are you hungry?

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We can't stay.

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Yeah. My hazard lights
are on down at the curb,

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so we should...

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- I'm s... I'm sorry.
- Okay.

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But come home tomorrow.

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You know, Mom's making a huge dinner.

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- It'll be fun.
- I have to work.

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But I'll try to figure something out.

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We should go.

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Hey, thank you so much

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for coming to tell me in person.
That means a lot.

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It's just dinner, if you can stand it.

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I can stand it.

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It would mean a lot to me,

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and you haven't been home in months.

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I'll be there.

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- You know, I...
- Thank God you changed it.

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I was starting to see
polka dots in my sleep.

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I thought I was looking in a circus.

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The Feds say they're responding
proportionately to threats.

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Hoover wants millions of dollars
and a big bump in manpower.

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My source tipped me to
an item in the new budget

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under Domestic Surveillance.
It was buried.

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Dig up that damn grave.
How are they justifying the ask?

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Hoover's guys point to
crime stats in big cities.

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Bullshit. Which kinds of crime?

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What cities? And while
you're up their ass,

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find out if they're buying
any new wire tap gadgets.

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I love the G-man equipment.

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Ralph, you're on the Altamont follow.

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Make sure those pricks at Rolling Stone

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know we're not backing
down on our coverage.

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You got it.

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Wick? Wick are you in there?

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I'm sorry, but there's a phone call.

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Wick!

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You better have the fucking
ghost of JFK on the phone.

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It's Mamie.

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God damn it.

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Sam, your exit interview with
the Fed chairman. How are we?

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There's nothing I don't
know about the recession

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or deposit ceiling rates of interest.

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And my bond trader buddies tell me

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that Martin's defending the gold
standard, despite Nixon's objections.

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There's no rationale for the
stupid gold standard anymore.

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It's magical thinking, and if
you can get him to admit that,

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you'll have a story. You know...

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Martin and I played in a charity
golf tournament a few years back.

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He's not funny.
"Just the facts" kind of guy

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who knows the whole world
hangs on his every word.

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I think I speak for all Jews

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when I say that's who I
want in charge of my money.

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Newbie's got a sense of humor.

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- When's the sit-down?
- 4:00.

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Let me know how that goes.
And don't sweat it.

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Martin's only one of the
smartest men on planet Earth.

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You'll be fine.

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Thank you, boys. Meeting is adjourned.

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Ohh. Mamie Eisenhower's
bloomers are in a bunch

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because she did not get her
Sunday copy of the magazine.

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Finn, you had me take her off,
unless I'm mistaken.

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I thought I was in charge
of the Sunday Night List.

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In general, yes, but I
wanted to add somebody.

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When I add somebody,
I like to take somebody off.

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- It keeps it special.
- Who did you add?

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Kirk Douglas.

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Kirk Douglas.

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So we bump a former First Lady

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and the widow of the finest
military mind of our era

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for a Hollywood pretty boy?

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Our Sunday Night List
is the 40 most powerful

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decision makers and influencers.

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Mamie is the relic of a dead president.

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Finn, he sells popcorn.

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I admire his success,
his taste, and his wife.

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He's currently the only man in
America I can say that about.

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Pardon me.

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Ahem.

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How was that story meeting?

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We're doing a piece on the FBI
upping their domestic surveillance.

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Who are they surveilling?

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The bad guys.

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What am I doing here?

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Oh.

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Are you okay?

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No.

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My little sister got engaged.

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It's not as scary as domestic
surveillance, but...

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it still freaks me out.

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Is the guy a jerk?

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No. He's from our neighborhood.

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Randy. He's a wrestler...
All state, actually.

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Yeah? What weight class?

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- That's not the point.
- Then what is the point?

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She's only 18,

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and she's never been
outside of our town.

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She doesn't know what her choices are,

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and now she's going to get married

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and be of service
to a high school wrestler.

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You know, my parents got married at 18.

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They went to college together,
and they're still going strong.

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You met my parents, right?

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Oh. No. You didn't.

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Okay. I knew that if I told you

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I was going to San Francisco
to get a story for Sam,

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you would have told me not to.

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Actually, you have no idea
what I would have said.

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Oh! Oh, damn it!

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This is not your toilet.

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Ugh! Damn it.

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Ohh.

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Uch.

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Here I go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh, God. Thank... I'm so sorry.

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Thank you. Thank you!

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I did it. I looked down there,

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and it did not make me feel beautiful.

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It made me feel not normal.

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Well, honey, do you know
what normal looks like?

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I mean, I had an image in my mind,

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you know, but... but that
image did not match

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what I saw down there.

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I can't stop thinking about
that woman from the ACLU.

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Oh, good morning. Where are you going?

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I'm just going to run
some errands for Doug.

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Jane, have you looked at your vulva?

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What? No. Patti. No. That is medical.

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That is for my doctor.

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And my future husband.

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Wait a second. Jane, are you a virgin?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

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I don't think that's a good idea.

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- If it's what she wants.
- It is what I want.

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Jimi Hendrix wants you to be
experienced for your future hu...

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I was a virgin when I got married.

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I just looked at my vulva
for the first time.

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- Yeah.
- Okay. We are at work.

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But for the record, I am proud to know

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that my white wedding
will not be a fraud.

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Wait. Just for the record,
you do other stuff, though, right?

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- I did.
- Well, I'm not frigid.

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So what do you do, like, blow jobs?

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- No.
- Really?

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- God, I did.
- Hand jobs?

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You know, BJs
always hurt my neck, though.

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I could never find a good angle.

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If you use your hand at the same time...

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- You use your hand?
- Okay, the two of you out, please?

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Go be crude somewhere else.

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- Enjoy your vulva.
- Oh, Patti!

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My great thinkers, listen up, please.

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I may regret this, but at the moment

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00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,843
I'm actually interested
in your nascent opinions.

257
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,813
Everyone on our musty Sunday Night List

258
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,815
is now officially up for grabs.

259
00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:48,583
Who do we want to get our news first?

260
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:49,918
Who's relevant?

261
00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:52,020
Wick has a hard on for Mamie Eisenhower.

262
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:53,589
Jesus.

263
00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:55,290
Anybody? What do you got?

264
00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:57,192
Brady, you served.

265
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,594
Talk some sense into this tenderfoot.

266
00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:02,588
Sorry chief, I'm a Stevenson man.
I went to Princeton.

267
00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:04,232
- What year?
- '58.

268
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:05,600
Go, Tigers.

269
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:09,170
Uh, does Jackie get a copy?

270
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:10,238
Indefinitely.

271
00:16:10,305 --> 00:16:11,439
How about Senator Russell?

272
00:16:11,506 --> 00:16:12,674
All the Congressional leadership,

273
00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:14,042
Cabinet secretaries, Teddy Kennedy.

274
00:16:14,109 --> 00:16:16,382
- All covered.
- Even after Chappaquidick?

275
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,648
He's a living Kennedy.
How about Goldwater?

276
00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:21,917
Ever since we put Mao on the
cover, he won't touch us.

277
00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:24,152
But the Madame Mao centerfold
was one of our best.

278
00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:25,220
Right you are, Jane.

279
00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:27,623
Gil? Gil Hodges?

280
00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:30,358
You're fired. I'm a Yankees fan.

281
00:16:31,627 --> 00:16:32,828
He's joking.

282
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,696
- I think.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

283
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,765
Joe Namath and not Jonny Unitas?

284
00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:38,333
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- That's a good point.

285
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,625
Scratch Namath.

286
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:41,521
- No!
- Namath's a fox!

287
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:45,340
Well, the girls like their beefcake.

288
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,476
Beefcake Namath stays. For the Pit.

289
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,912
- Yay.
- Thank you.

290
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:55,050
Thank you all for your valuable
opinions, gentlemen and ladies.

291
00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:00,288
Here are my questions
for Chairman Martin.

292
00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:01,935
- Can you...
- Type them up?

293
00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,660
Hey, this is not the poll I got.

294
00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:06,156
That's the poll I got.

295
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:17,839
Gabe.

296
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:18,740
Jane.

297
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:19,808
That's right.

298
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,576
I like your vest.

299
00:17:21,677 --> 00:17:23,378
You dress like my grandfather.

300
00:17:23,444 --> 00:17:24,704
Is that a...

301
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,081
Compliment? Yes.

302
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:29,150
I admire my grandfather.
He was very stylish.

303
00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:32,320
Wick wants you to select
a replacement for Nora.

304
00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:33,689
They're all qualified girls.

305
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:36,291
Ahem. I feel the need to intercede here.

306
00:17:36,357 --> 00:17:38,326
Big opportunity, young man.

307
00:17:38,393 --> 00:17:39,961
He's picking a new girl today.

308
00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:41,730
Let's see what we've got, fellas.

309
00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:43,398
They have all been vetted by the agency

310
00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:44,833
and pre-approved by personnel.

311
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,603
Bernice Hafner types 50 words a minute

312
00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,436
and already had her cherry
popped at the Dailies.

313
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,405
Not possible. Only prudes
work at the Dailies.

314
00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:53,621
And they can all start
by end of the day. Good luck.

315
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,245
Whoever you call, make sure
she has Dimples of Venus.

316
00:17:57,312 --> 00:17:59,614
- What are those?
- And are they contagious?

317
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:01,520
- And get her waist size.
- What? No!

318
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,793
Get it!

319
00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:12,593
Mmm.

320
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,896
Is that a delicious peace offering?

321
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,398
Why, Doug, I'm so glad you asked.

322
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:19,400
Yes. Yes, it is.

323
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,938
This is your favorite
pre-lunch second breakfast:

324
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:26,474
Two strips of crispy...
But never burned... bacon

325
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,095
and orange slices.

326
00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:32,748
I know you're still mad
that I stood you up

327
00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:35,984
and that I helped Sam
with his Altamont cover.

328
00:18:36,051 --> 00:18:37,753
And I also understand
that you might need

329
00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:39,487
some more time to cool down from that.

330
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:41,756
- Still...
- If I may,

331
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:44,059
you're doing really well right now.

332
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:47,863
Resist the urge to get the last word in.

333
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:57,552
Still, I am ready, even eager,
to move forward whenever you are.

334
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:02,878
Thank you.

335
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,213
How can I help?

336
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,248
Ahem.

337
00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:12,787
This is last year's FBI budget.

338
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:15,056
This is the new proposed one.

339
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:18,426
The Bureau's gross budget
simply keeps up with inflation,

340
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,528
which means the increase in
counter-surveillance numbers

341
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:23,555
deprived some other poor
department of their funding.

342
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:25,676
So who got the smaller piece of the pie?

343
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,924
Exactly. And that'll lead us
to who the Bureau considers

344
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,426
a big enough threat to throw money at.

345
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,537
Hmm.

346
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,207
I'm looking at gear
and materiel right now.

347
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,108
Finn's hot for G-man equipment.

348
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,443
Good to know.

349
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,612
Why don't you compare staffing budgets?

350
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,514
Okay.

351
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,554
Mm-mm.

352
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,491
Oh. Are you going to hum while you chew?

353
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,561
Yes. But only as long as it bothers you.

354
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,164
Ah. Got it.

355
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,918
I'm gonna have to put you
to work after lunch.

356
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,654
I am working right now.

357
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,623
I've done six captions since I got here.

358
00:20:25,286 --> 00:20:26,692
More work.

359
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,495
I need you to sit while
I adjust these fill lights.

360
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,929
Sure.

361
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,731
I'm taking staff photos.

362
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,733
Oh, for award submissions?

363
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,235
Mm-hmm.

364
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,105
Have you won lots of awards?

365
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,874
I'm not gonna answer that.

366
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,210
- That means that you have.
- Did I ever tell you

367
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,844
about the best staff photo ever taken?

368
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,081
No, but I'm not gonna sit
for you until you do.

369
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,616
I'll bring it tomorrow.

370
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,718
It was this guy at the Post-Gazette

371
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,054
who had one ear that he could make
a few inches higher than the other.

372
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:59,758
At first, you don't know
what's strange about this guy,

373
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:03,429
and then it's the only
thing you can see.

374
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,664
He was cool.

375
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,967
He made the paper use that
for his Pulitzer submission.

376
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,837
Our priest used to move his hairline.

377
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,641
Yeah, it looked like someone
was tugging on a wig.

378
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,276
I want to see a priest do that.

379
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,066
Well, he died so...

380
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,650
Oh, sorry.

381
00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:28,454
No. He's alive.

382
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,964
Don't look into the sun.

383
00:21:31,974 --> 00:21:33,100
Oh, God!

384
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:35,694
Do not look directly into the sun.

385
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,567
Denise, you have
a beautiful speaking voice,

386
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,938
and your boss at The Star
said you were a good girl.

387
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,346
You know what? It says here you're 25.

388
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:55,781
Is that your age or your waist size?

389
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,653
You're honest. I like that.

390
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,295
Uh-huh.

391
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,030
So... So you have the address?

392
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:15,100
Okay. Well, then we'll
see you this afternoon.

393
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,502
Bye-bye.

394
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:31,584
I typed up the questions, starting
with general present-day issues

395
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,287
and ending with Martin's
goals for his legacy.

396
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,322
Where's the question
about defense spending?

397
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,624
All post-war spending
is on the second page.

398
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,925
It's all there.

399
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,429
Are you nervous?

400
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,365
Try to get past the economics.

401
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,501
With the Chairman
of the Federal Reserve?

402
00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:50,469
And unearth his private life.

403
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,738
You think that's the key
to this sit-down?

404
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,708
My father always says, "Get a
man to talk about his family",

405
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,419
and you'll end up hearing
about his business."

406
00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:59,512
And what is Daddy Hollander's advice

407
00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:02,515
about how to get his
daughter to go out with me?

408
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,097
My brain hurts.

409
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:24,036
I never feel stiff until I
see someone else stretching.

410
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,408
You need a break?

411
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,044
I just wish Randy hadn't been drafted

412
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,779
because if he hadn't been drafted,

413
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,781
I really think that his
relationship with Marybeth

414
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,183
would have run its course
in a couple more months.

415
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,085
How do you know that?

416
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,354
Marybeth is so smart.

417
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:44,490
She's the smartest one
of all of my sisters.

418
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,494
She would have thrived
in college or art school.

419
00:23:47,582 --> 00:23:49,495
She's an amazing artist.

420
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,364
They got her, Doug.

421
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,165
The sleepwalkers, they got her.

422
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:55,601
You told me no one's ever
meeting your parents,

423
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,503
and now I understand why.
They're zombies.

424
00:23:57,513 --> 00:23:59,372
No. No. They're human.

425
00:23:59,382 --> 00:24:02,675
My mom makes dinner
for my dad every night.

426
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:06,445
I don't think he even knows how to
work the appliances in the kitchen.

427
00:24:06,455 --> 00:24:08,658
- What? Like the toaster?
- No. Like the...

428
00:24:10,244 --> 00:24:13,719
blender. I don't know. It's frustrating.

429
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,327
And if the grandkids are home,

430
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:18,924
he'll just walk in,
step over their toys.

431
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:22,628
I have never... and I will
never... see my mom stop

432
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,163
and step over their toys.

433
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:26,699
No. She will pick them up every time.

434
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,934
Maybe your dad figures he works all day.

435
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:32,771
He's done his job,
and she is a homemaker.

436
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,139
That's her job.

437
00:24:34,149 --> 00:24:37,154
But she didn't know that she had
the choice to do anything else.

438
00:24:37,164 --> 00:24:38,644
But Marybeth does.

439
00:24:39,304 --> 00:24:41,447
And she's choosing to marry him.

440
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:45,518
I hate this. Okay?

441
00:24:46,082 --> 00:24:47,620
You know who I hate?

442
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,422
Hoover.

443
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,058
Let's take him down.

444
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:56,662
Okay.

445
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,143
Mr. Greenstone?

446
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,880
Hi. I'm Denise.

447
00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:19,284
26-inch waist?

448
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,988
Hi. I'm sorry. I...

449
00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,491
Denise. Of course.

450
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:30,863
Uh, why don't we go upstairs?
I'll show you around.

451
00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,573
Uh, the piece I'm working on...

452
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,975
Bob Dylan's wife had a son,

453
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:46,244
another kid, so I'm doing a brief on it.

454
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:47,746
I could call the Vital Records office,

455
00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,181
get his birth certificate.

456
00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:50,483
That would be good.

457
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,328
Who's up there?

458
00:25:53,338 --> 00:25:55,521
Oh, the editor: Finn.

459
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,490
That's why we call it Finnland.

460
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,191
His last name's Woodhouse,

461
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:02,628
so if you're in trouble,
they call it the Woodshed.

462
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,602
They're big into color-coding here.

463
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:15,170
Um, uh... the paper.

464
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,716
Uh, blue means it's foreign,

465
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:29,054
uh, pink means it's out of Washington,

466
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:33,425
yellow is anything domestic
but not out of D.C.,

467
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:36,662
and green is in-house...

468
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,631
Meaning here.

469
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,399
Oh, Cindy, where's Jane?

470
00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,736
Uh, I don't know.

471
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:48,406
Can you show our new researcher

472
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,342
Denise to personnel?

473
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:51,710
Thank you.

474
00:27:00,883 --> 00:27:02,154
Yes?

475
00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:05,991
Nyet.

476
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,094
The Training Division received no
money for new Russian speakers.

477
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,630
James McCall is the head
of the Anti-Soviet desk,

478
00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:16,034
and he is going to be
one very grumpy comrade.

479
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,871
Yeah, we tried to get a copy
of the birth certificate,

480
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,473
of course, but we were unable to.

481
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,042
Now I just need to confirm

482
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:27,580
they are spelling Jakob with a K.

483
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,183
Thank you.

484
00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,886
Okay. Yeah. Goodbye.

485
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:39,224
I thought the temp agency sent over
your new researcher this morning.

486
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,793
Yeah, they did.

487
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,428
Because it seems like you're
taking up valuable time

488
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,698
doing tasks she could be doing.

489
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:50,268
I'm not sure this one's
a good fit, either.

490
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,238
Why? Did you ask her to do
something she couldn't?

491
00:27:53,248 --> 00:27:55,173
No, I just...

492
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,612
The best reporters in
the building, I've found,

493
00:27:59,622 --> 00:28:01,203
are good at delegating.

494
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,716
Otherwise, nothing
would ever get finished.

495
00:28:08,343 --> 00:28:11,389
Mm. Thank you. Thank you very much.

496
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,325
Oh. Yeah. You, too.

497
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:18,030
- Talk.
- The Black Panthers

498
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,065
are now Public Enemy Number One.

499
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,269
They're the bad guys
who need to be watched.

500
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,671
Right.

501
00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,103
I'll tell Finn.

502
00:28:27,465 --> 00:28:30,909
Is this going to be a late
night or an early morning?

503
00:28:32,196 --> 00:28:35,180
As much as I would love to
have a late night with you...

504
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,949
And I would...

505
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:39,084
Can I come in early tomorrow morning?

506
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,654
Because I'd like to catch
the 5 p.m. bus home.

507
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,822
Oh. Sure. Good.

508
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,658
- Thank you.
- Yes. Go.

509
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,663
I'm gonna talk some sense into Marybeth.

510
00:28:54,936 --> 00:28:57,542
- What?
- Or you could give her a blessing.

511
00:28:57,552 --> 00:29:00,138
Actually, I can't because
that would be phony.

512
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:02,207
Then, by all means,
tell her how to live her life.

513
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,776
That's exactly what
somebody wants to hear

514
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:07,045
- the day after they get engaged.
- I didn't ask for your advice.

515
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,534
If Sam calls, tell him I'm on my way.

516
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,836
Okay.

517
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,139
Yeah. No. Right now,

518
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:36,308
I'm less interested in who
the Bureau is investigating.

519
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:37,776
I want to know how you guys

520
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,401
are circumventing the
Freedom of Information Act

521
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:42,047
so you can do whatever
the hell you want.

522
00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:47,720
Finn?

523
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,390
I couldn't find you.

524
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,060
I'm standing in a fishbowl
in the middle of a newsroom

525
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,362
surrounded by professional observers.

526
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,563
Open your eyes, Angie.

527
00:29:58,573 --> 00:29:59,965
Talia's cooking tonight.

528
00:29:59,975 --> 00:30:01,767
I promised I'd have you
home in time for dinner.

529
00:30:01,777 --> 00:30:04,436
That sounds just lovely.

530
00:30:04,446 --> 00:30:06,371
I gave her my word.

531
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,144
Are you insinuating your word
means more than mine?

532
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,179
The girls can't wait to see you.

533
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,816
I can't wait to see them.

534
00:30:18,403 --> 00:30:20,118
That's what I thought.

535
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,725
Finn. This FBI story's
hotter than I thought.

536
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,096
That Mona Lisa smile. I mean,
what are you thinking?

537
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:35,300
That I have 28 more captions to write.

538
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,672
Captions-snaptions.
What are you really thinking?

539
00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:43,776
I was thinking about how I hung out

540
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,944
with a bunch of groovy women last night.

541
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,679
You must have fit right in.

542
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:50,749
Can you turn a little to your left?

543
00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:53,886
A little more?

544
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,156
Hold on one sec.

545
00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:16,141
Perfect.

546
00:31:24,996 --> 00:31:26,318
Mm. Oh.

547
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,937
I've been here less than a week,
and I'm already sick of the selection.

548
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,372
Luckily, I'm not there yet.

549
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,875
How's your story?

550
00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:52,577
Oh. It's, uh...

551
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,279
pretty groundbreaking.

552
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:57,615
Bob Dylan is naming his son Jakob

553
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,184
but with a K.

554
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,019
Kacob.

555
00:32:02,466 --> 00:32:05,623
No. uh, J-A-K-O-B.

556
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:08,752
Ah. That's better.

557
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,331
Want a Mallo Cup with a C?

558
00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:15,100
No, thanks.

559
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,973
Could you make some calls for me?

560
00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:23,241
I'd be happy to.

561
00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,447
Hello.

562
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,548
Hiya, doll.

563
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:05,050
I'm hoping you can help me.

564
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,685
I need to deliver something
to the Chairman's office.

565
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:10,338
Unless you have an appointment,
you'll have to leave the item here.

566
00:33:10,348 --> 00:33:12,146
We'll send it up with the next courier.

567
00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,491
When does he go up?

568
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:15,427
In the next hour or so.

569
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,933
Discretion is of the utmost import.

570
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,921
I would never want to put the Chairman

571
00:33:23,931 --> 00:33:27,439
in a compromising position
by making an appointment.

572
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,477
I need to return something to him

573
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:36,148
before his wife visits him
here later this evening.

574
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,472
Sam!

575
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,340
Oh, thank God.

576
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,911
- I couldn't remember anything that...
- Hmm!

577
00:34:04,921 --> 00:34:06,644
Hi.

578
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,845
I'm with him.

579
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,614
Sam Rosenberg?

580
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,116
Yes, sir. Chairman.

581
00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:14,463
Your secretary can take notes.
No tape recorder.

582
00:34:14,473 --> 00:34:16,088
- She...
- Of course.

583
00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:19,992
After you.

584
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:27,632
My editor Finn Woodhouse
said you two go way back.

585
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:30,068
We don't. He was mistaken.

586
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,004
Oh, well, I thought he said...

587
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,633
Never mind, never mind.

588
00:34:38,769 --> 00:34:40,212
They weren't lying.

589
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:42,709
Being here is like
coming to the dentist.

590
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,149
Who's the patient?

591
00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:56,428
I feel like maybe we got
off on the wrong foot.

592
00:34:56,438 --> 00:34:57,595
A Mulligan?

593
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,737
Well, for starters,
how are you going spend

594
00:35:01,747 --> 00:35:03,901
your first few days off the clock?

595
00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:05,637
Any family plans?

596
00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,306
My wife is planning
a vacation to the beach.

597
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:12,610
She claims she can get me to
unwind even if it kills her.

598
00:35:13,407 --> 00:35:15,047
Your children must be thrilled

599
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,614
to get some down time with you.

600
00:35:17,231 --> 00:35:18,781
I think that they are.

601
00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:22,041
But I think my wife and children
know where my priorities were.

602
00:35:22,051 --> 00:35:23,855
Which brings us to gold.

603
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,861
Inflation is almost 6%.

604
00:35:25,871 --> 00:35:28,060
The gold standard isn't working anymore.

605
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:31,263
The dollar remains and will
remain convertible into gold.

606
00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:32,964
Do you really believe

607
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:35,363
that a big, modern economy like ours

608
00:35:35,373 --> 00:35:37,202
should depend on...

609
00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,660
A shiny yellow rock?

610
00:35:40,727 --> 00:35:42,129
People's faith in the dollar

611
00:35:42,195 --> 00:35:44,064
is based on their ability
to turn it into gold.

612
00:35:44,131 --> 00:35:45,933
It's been that way since ancient Greece.

613
00:35:45,999 --> 00:35:48,936
When Apollo controlled the sun.

614
00:35:48,969 --> 00:35:50,737
Sounds like magical thinking.

615
00:35:51,209 --> 00:35:53,941
Superstitions make us feel safe.

616
00:35:54,007 --> 00:35:55,976
That's good for the economy.

617
00:36:02,149 --> 00:36:04,217
Finn is going to flip out!

618
00:36:04,284 --> 00:36:07,187
How's this? Martin admitted he
has doubts about the office

619
00:36:07,254 --> 00:36:09,689
and said superstitions
sometimes inform...

620
00:36:09,756 --> 00:36:11,491
"Superstitions make us feel safe,

621
00:36:11,558 --> 00:36:14,540
and that's good for the
economy." That's what he said.

622
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,329
- I gotta call Finn.
- Mm-hmm.

623
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:21,168
Get in here.

624
00:36:21,234 --> 00:36:22,369
Sam.

625
00:36:22,435 --> 00:36:24,304
I'll need to read him the quotes.

626
00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:36,549
You're goddamn beautiful up close.

627
00:36:36,616 --> 00:36:37,784
Finn Woodhouses office.

628
00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,486
Ahem. Uh, hey, Angie,

629
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,221
is Finn there? It's Sam.

630
00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:43,556
Back there felt like a bank heist.

631
00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:46,212
We're Bonnie and Clyde.

632
00:36:46,222 --> 00:36:47,260
Let's rob a bank.

633
00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:48,428
Talk to me.

634
00:36:48,495 --> 00:36:50,897
Hey, I got him. Finn, I got him.

635
00:36:50,998 --> 00:36:53,200
- What'd he say?
- Yeah. What wouldn't he say?

636
00:36:53,266 --> 00:36:54,659
You were right, though.
No sense of humor.

637
00:36:54,669 --> 00:36:56,003
Give me the skinny.

638
00:36:56,036 --> 00:36:58,838
Our Fed Chairman believes
in some black magic.

639
00:36:59,006 --> 00:37:00,140
No kidding?

640
00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:02,675
Yeah, it's going to write itself.

641
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,049
Okay, boss, I'm heading home.

642
00:37:09,116 --> 00:37:11,484
Sam got an exclusive
with the Fed Chairman.

643
00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:13,420
Good.

644
00:37:13,486 --> 00:37:15,122
Good night.

645
00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:22,130
Hey. Listen.

646
00:37:24,264 --> 00:37:26,233
I would have appreciated a heads up

647
00:37:26,299 --> 00:37:28,168
before you took the list over.

648
00:37:28,235 --> 00:37:31,535
Don't need your permission
to change up the list, Wick.

649
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,596
Finn.

650
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:39,046
Not permission.

651
00:37:40,547 --> 00:37:41,714
Courtesy.

652
00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:47,087
A courtesy, especially after
what happened last week

653
00:37:47,154 --> 00:37:50,223
when my Vietnam story got
bumped for the Altamont.

654
00:37:50,290 --> 00:37:52,392
I don't owe you more courtesy this week

655
00:37:52,459 --> 00:37:55,062
because we ran another cover last week.

656
00:37:56,896 --> 00:38:00,133
Look, if we get too comfortable,

657
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,469
like with the Sunday Night List,

658
00:38:02,535 --> 00:38:05,805
before we know it, you won't
have a table at the "21" Club.

659
00:38:05,872 --> 00:38:07,340
I'm not here to dine.

660
00:38:07,407 --> 00:38:09,076
I know, and I appreciate that.

661
00:38:09,142 --> 00:38:11,278
But dining is part of the job.

662
00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:13,681
We've got to stay in the mix.
And we're no good anywhere else.

663
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:17,184
We're opinionated sons of
bitches who get bored easily.

664
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:19,352
What would we do without this place?

665
00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:23,090
So you were actually trying to help me.

666
00:38:23,123 --> 00:38:25,292
- Yes, I was.
- Yes, you were.

667
00:38:27,194 --> 00:38:28,749
I promised Talia.

668
00:38:29,304 --> 00:38:32,275
- It's like I have two wives.
- And no girlfriends.

669
00:38:32,285 --> 00:38:33,533
Oh, Jesus.

670
00:38:41,808 --> 00:38:43,110
You're here late.

671
00:38:43,176 --> 00:38:45,513
Yeah. You, too.

672
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,847
But I'm leaving.

673
00:38:47,914 --> 00:38:49,216
Do you need anything?

674
00:38:49,282 --> 00:38:51,584
Oh, no, I'm all right. Thank you.

675
00:38:51,651 --> 00:38:53,120
Are you sure?

676
00:39:01,328 --> 00:39:04,231
Ralph always has snacks.

677
00:39:07,434 --> 00:39:09,169
You know all the secrets.

678
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:11,304
I really do.

679
00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:16,676
Good night.

680
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:19,412
Good night.

681
00:39:26,319 --> 00:39:28,154
Who's saying grace?

682
00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:29,622
Patti.

683
00:39:29,689 --> 00:39:31,458
Oh, let Marybeth do it.

684
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:34,370
Why? Did you forget them all?

685
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:36,329
No. I did not.

686
00:39:37,364 --> 00:39:39,158
Bless us, O Lord, for these gifts

687
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:41,268
we're about to receive
from Your bountiful hands.

688
00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:42,869
In Jesus' name we pray.

689
00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,338
- Amen.
- Amen.

690
00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:47,807
Randy, have you heard anything
about where they're sending you?

691
00:39:47,874 --> 00:39:49,242
Nothing yet. No.

692
00:39:49,309 --> 00:39:50,610
Can I get some ice in my water?

693
00:39:50,677 --> 00:39:53,180
- Yes.
- He can get his own ice, Mom.

694
00:39:53,246 --> 00:39:54,647
I got it.

695
00:39:54,714 --> 00:39:57,184
Hey, how many people does
that room at the Ramada hold?

696
00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:58,951
I went to a wedding there last fall.

697
00:39:59,018 --> 00:40:01,588
No more than 60, tops.

698
00:40:01,654 --> 00:40:05,124
My family alone
is about 100 Irish drunks.

699
00:40:06,426 --> 00:40:08,127
Also, I have an aunt and uncle

700
00:40:08,195 --> 00:40:10,129
who renew their vows
as "oft-ten" as possible

701
00:40:10,197 --> 00:40:11,731
just to throw a party.

702
00:40:11,798 --> 00:40:12,765
Often.

703
00:40:12,832 --> 00:40:14,434
Huh?

704
00:40:19,454 --> 00:40:21,374
You said "off-ten." It's "offen."

705
00:40:21,441 --> 00:40:23,543
- You don't pronounce the T.
- Mm.

706
00:40:26,846 --> 00:40:30,650
Okay, Patti, can I talk
to you for a minute?

707
00:40:41,228 --> 00:40:43,363
I'm sorry I corrected Randy.

708
00:40:44,764 --> 00:40:46,633
You can be a real bitch.

709
00:40:46,699 --> 00:40:49,402
I have never heard you say that.

710
00:40:49,469 --> 00:40:51,338
Because you're never around.

711
00:40:51,404 --> 00:40:53,039
He's a decent guy.

712
00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:55,208
Then why did it take you 45 minutes

713
00:40:55,275 --> 00:40:56,624
to say yes to him?

714
00:40:56,634 --> 00:40:58,611
Because I was crying!

715
00:40:58,678 --> 00:41:01,381
I was overwhelmed with happiness.

716
00:41:01,448 --> 00:41:03,450
What is the rush? Are you pregnant?

717
00:41:03,516 --> 00:41:07,254
No! No! I just love him.

718
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,291
For God's sake, why can't
you just be happy for me?

719
00:41:11,358 --> 00:41:13,960
Because I don't understand
what you're doing.

720
00:41:16,263 --> 00:41:18,698
I can't breathe here, Marybeth.

721
00:41:18,765 --> 00:41:23,035
Sometimes I actually cannot breathe.

722
00:41:23,102 --> 00:41:24,771
And then I think about you cooking

723
00:41:24,837 --> 00:41:27,507
and cleaning for Randy
for the rest of your life,

724
00:41:27,574 --> 00:41:29,476
and it doesn't make sense to me.

725
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:32,379
Remember when you
wanted to be a painter?

726
00:41:32,445 --> 00:41:34,414
And we were going to move to Europe

727
00:41:34,481 --> 00:41:38,285
and you were going to stand
on the side of the road

728
00:41:38,351 --> 00:41:40,287
with an easel?

729
00:41:41,388 --> 00:41:44,924
This is what I want now.

730
00:41:46,058 --> 00:41:47,494
Don't worry about me.

731
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,563
I'm living my dream, too,
just like you are.

732
00:42:00,307 --> 00:42:03,876
My dream doesn't feel
like I imagined it would.

733
00:42:06,746 --> 00:42:07,880
Uhh!

734
00:42:09,081 --> 00:42:11,183
No.

735
00:42:11,318 --> 00:42:13,320
Now I'm worried about you.

736
00:42:13,353 --> 00:42:14,954
What's wrong?

737
00:42:17,457 --> 00:42:18,925
I don't know.

738
00:42:31,338 --> 00:42:34,374
If you could start smoking, that would
make my mooching a little easier.

739
00:42:34,441 --> 00:42:36,509
Charlie's always got some.

740
00:42:39,479 --> 00:42:42,849
Charlie's one tidy son of a bitch.

741
00:42:42,915 --> 00:42:45,952
Look at this. You could operate here.

742
00:42:46,018 --> 00:42:48,388
We should do appendectomies
right fucking here

743
00:42:48,455 --> 00:42:50,790
on his desk as he copy edits.

744
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:55,695
Why are you here so late?

745
00:42:56,629 --> 00:42:58,618
We're days away from printing.

746
00:42:58,628 --> 00:43:00,367
Where's Robinson?

747
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,371
She had to go home for a family thing.

748
00:43:06,773 --> 00:43:08,274
You two good?

749
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:11,811
Ah. Depends on the day.

750
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:13,846
She's got a lot of fight in her.

751
00:43:13,913 --> 00:43:15,214
That sounds fun.

752
00:43:15,281 --> 00:43:16,949
Wait, what does that mean?

753
00:43:17,016 --> 00:43:20,119
It means I don't know whether I'm
going to get kissed or kicked.

754
00:43:20,186 --> 00:43:23,390
It could be worse. Could be boring.

755
00:43:24,891 --> 00:43:27,394
Boring's sounding pretty good right now.

756
00:43:27,427 --> 00:43:29,462
Boring is what you marry.

757
00:43:29,529 --> 00:43:31,063
Crazy is what you date.

758
00:43:31,613 --> 00:43:33,400
Wise words.

759
00:43:33,466 --> 00:43:35,735
I'm the fucking Dalai Lama, right?

760
00:43:36,936 --> 00:43:38,705
Patti's just trying
to get her groove here.

761
00:43:38,771 --> 00:43:41,474
She's a hippie astronaut on re-entry.

762
00:43:43,209 --> 00:43:44,811
What are you working on, man?

763
00:43:47,179 --> 00:43:48,955
This FBI story.

764
00:43:49,545 --> 00:43:52,419
Uh, it started out as
a line item on their budget,

765
00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:55,310
but it's got legs.

766
00:43:56,088 --> 00:43:59,225
Tell you what, man. Has anybody
updated his obituary here?

767
00:43:59,235 --> 00:44:00,493
Whose obituary?

768
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,561
Hoover. That son of a bitch
is about to go any day now,

769
00:44:03,571 --> 00:44:04,714
- right?
- I hope so.

770
00:44:04,724 --> 00:44:07,434
How many fucking years has
he been doing this? Jesus.

771
00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:11,460
Oh.

772
00:44:14,774 --> 00:44:16,308
Well, I'm going to sleep like a baby.

773
00:44:16,443 --> 00:44:17,644
Hmm.

774
00:44:18,212 --> 00:44:20,513
That dinner was delicious.

775
00:44:21,264 --> 00:44:24,450
The girls were so excited
to have you home for dinner.

776
00:44:25,183 --> 00:44:26,619
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

777
00:44:26,686 --> 00:44:28,955
- How about you?
- Of course.

778
00:44:29,021 --> 00:44:31,803
I was pleasantly surprised
that Angie managed to get you...

779
00:44:31,813 --> 00:44:33,926
I made it home, okay?

780
00:44:49,476 --> 00:44:52,944
Okay, Patti, before I go off to war,

781
00:44:52,954 --> 00:44:54,947
I have one question for you,

782
00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:57,884
and I want the God's honest truth.

783
00:44:57,950 --> 00:44:59,552
Cross my heart.

784
00:44:59,957 --> 00:45:02,622
July 1958.

785
00:45:03,823 --> 00:45:06,225
Did you or did you not

786
00:45:06,292 --> 00:45:08,695
intentionally run into the curb

787
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,730
to throw me off the handlebars?

788
00:45:10,797 --> 00:45:14,300
Okay, I swear I do not remember,

789
00:45:14,366 --> 00:45:15,935
but you were such a brat,

790
00:45:16,002 --> 00:45:18,705
I might have done it on purpose.

791
00:45:22,408 --> 00:45:23,910
Are you scared?

792
00:45:25,712 --> 00:45:27,246
I'm gonna have a gun.

793
00:45:27,313 --> 00:45:29,015
They better be scared.

794
00:45:30,349 --> 00:45:31,751
I'd be scared.

795
00:45:31,818 --> 00:45:33,753
Well, what are you gonna do?

796
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:36,956
Well...

797
00:45:37,023 --> 00:45:39,759
you could get a IV-F deferment.

798
00:45:39,826 --> 00:45:41,260
You know, at the magazine,

799
00:45:41,327 --> 00:45:42,701
we were writing about these guys

800
00:45:42,711 --> 00:45:46,265
who would show up to Induction Centers
in clown suits or high on acid.

801
00:45:46,332 --> 00:45:48,968
Some of them are taking handfuls of
laxatives before their physicals...

802
00:45:49,035 --> 00:45:52,185
I'm not gonna crap my pants
to get out of the draft.

803
00:45:52,539 --> 00:45:55,141
It was just a suggestion.

804
00:46:00,012 --> 00:46:01,180
Be good to her.

805
00:46:01,247 --> 00:46:05,117
I know that you will be.
I just need to say it.

806
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,622
I will.

807
00:46:10,657 --> 00:46:13,210
I'd rather leave her a
widow who's taken care of

808
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,861
than a girlfriend who isn't.

809
00:47:12,084 --> 00:47:13,619
Hey, pretty girl.

810
00:47:14,462 --> 00:47:15,987
Hi, there.

811
00:47:17,705 --> 00:47:20,392
Why don't you find out
what happens in Chapter 4

812
00:47:20,459 --> 00:47:21,694
tomorrow night?

813
00:47:22,155 --> 00:47:25,264
Lenny, I... I'm not feeling well.

814
00:47:25,331 --> 00:47:27,129
I guarantee this will
help you feel better.

815
00:47:27,139 --> 00:47:28,668
No, I don't...

816
00:47:28,735 --> 00:47:31,804
Ahem... I don't feel well.

817
00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:35,908
I'm sorry.

818
00:47:37,143 --> 00:47:38,645
I'm...

819
00:48:23,122 --> 00:48:24,957
- I'm checked.
- Okay.

820
00:48:25,024 --> 00:48:26,225
Gabe.

821
00:48:27,359 --> 00:48:28,694
Oh, yeah.

822
00:48:28,695 --> 00:48:29,796
- Hey, Doug.
- Doug...

823
00:48:29,862 --> 00:48:31,697
What just hap... I got to get in here.

824
00:48:31,698 --> 00:48:32,965
Come on.

825
00:48:41,874 --> 00:48:44,744
If I had to say goodbye
to you for a long time,

826
00:48:44,811 --> 00:48:48,347
or maybe forever, I...

827
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:52,518
I couldn't handle it, Doug.

828
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:55,221
And I am so sorry

829
00:48:55,287 --> 00:48:57,723
if I made you feel like
I don't appreciate you

830
00:48:57,724 --> 00:48:59,325
because I do.

831
00:49:01,761 --> 00:49:03,229
Why do you have a lamp?

832
00:49:03,295 --> 00:49:04,931
I, uh,

833
00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:07,466
I brought it back
from my parents' house.

834
00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:08,868
And I wasn't very convincing.

835
00:49:08,935 --> 00:49:10,737
She's still going to marry him.

836
00:49:14,273 --> 00:49:15,341
What?

837
00:49:16,575 --> 00:49:17,910
I don't...

838
00:49:19,445 --> 00:49:20,780
Man.

839
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,584
What you said this morning...

840
00:49:25,651 --> 00:49:27,954
How you're worried about your sister

841
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,349
being a servant to her husband
after she got married...

842
00:49:30,359 --> 00:49:32,758
No. I said being of service.

843
00:49:32,759 --> 00:49:35,593
I haven't stopped thinking
about that all day.

844
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:40,232
To me, you get married
because you want to be a team,

845
00:49:40,299 --> 00:49:41,834
and then, I don't know,

846
00:49:41,901 --> 00:49:44,470
you figure the rest out together.

847
00:49:44,536 --> 00:49:46,305
And no one keeps score.

848
00:49:48,885 --> 00:49:52,544
But damn, Patti, you drain
all the fucking fun out of it.

849
00:49:52,611 --> 00:49:53,880
And then I'm to blame,

850
00:49:53,946 --> 00:49:56,182
or, because that sounds
like a good deal to me,

851
00:49:56,248 --> 00:49:57,516
I'm a chump.

852
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,952
I didn't say you were a chump.

853
00:50:04,323 --> 00:50:07,226
It's just... You're too complicated.

854
00:50:08,626 --> 00:50:10,930
You're too complicated for me, Patti.

855
00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:16,135
Right.

856
00:50:19,839 --> 00:50:21,640
And you're not up for the challenge

857
00:50:21,707 --> 00:50:25,444
because everything has
come easy for you.

858
00:50:28,714 --> 00:50:32,518
I'm not gonna keep trying to
convince you I'm a good guy.

859
00:50:36,455 --> 00:50:38,290
Let me call you a cab.

860
00:50:45,597 --> 00:50:47,366
Taxi.

861
00:51:22,168 --> 00:51:27,306
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