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Okay, guys. Let's hurry
up, 'cause we're running

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- a little bit late this morning.
- No mustard on mine.

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No special orders, no substitutions.

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This is a school lunch;
it's not supposed to be good.

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I'm gonna be late for work.

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Let's finish those lunches, huh?

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Okay, apple, apple,

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apple.

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Cheese, cheese, cheese.

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Teddy doesn't like cheese.

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No substitutions.

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All right, babies,

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let's go. Love you.

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Kiss, kiss,

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- kiss, squeeze.
- Ooh.

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How 'bout a kiss?

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No substitutions.

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Hey, there he is, Big Don.

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Want to guess what's in my pocket?

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Oh, that feels like a game
you should play with your wife,

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not your brother.

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Well, now you're making it weird.

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Well, I think you made it weird.

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Okay, forget my pocket, listen up.

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You know our kitchen
remodel on Broad Street?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I helped the owner

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get his old T-Bird running.

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He was so grateful, he gave me these.

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Those look like Steelers tickets.

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Yep, they are. For this Sunday.

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50-yard-line seats,

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section 134, seats 1 and 2.

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That's on the aisle!

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I know!

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I'm not sure you do, Adam.

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When I imagine heaven, one
of the necessary elements

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is convenient access to a john.

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I don't think you're gonna
need a toilet in heaven.

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Okay, I don't want to get
into a religious argument

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with you right now.

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I think you're about to do

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something really fantastic for me.

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Okay, well, since
Andi went back to work,

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I've been really busy with kid stuff

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and you have really picked
up the slack around here.

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Hey, I'm happy to do it.

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Well, I want to say thank
you by taking you to the game.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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We've never had seats this good.

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You've outdone yourself, little brother.

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Oh, this is gonna be great.

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And I say, if we make
it on the kiss-cam,

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we go for it, give the people a show.

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You know, this almost makes
me regret when you were a baby,

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and I took you to the pound
to try to trade you for a dog.

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Now, why did you think that would work?

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You were a very hairy baby.

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All right, Emme,

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you got blackjack!

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That pays three cookies to two.

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- Gambling is the best.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, all right, Katie, what do you bet?

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I fold.

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Teddy ate all my chips.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Hi, Mom.
- Hey, Mom.

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Hi, munchkins. What's going on?

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Daddy's teaching us blackjack
in case we need a plan B in life.

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All right, kiddos,
upstairs, do your homework.

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Huh. Look at you.

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We've had this seismic
shift in our life,

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and you're just handling it.

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Hmm.

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- You know what it makes me realize?
- What's that?

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How little you were doing before.

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Yeah, I was... I was
getting away with murder.

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- Hey, you know what I just realized?
- What?

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We're alone.

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Yeah, we actually get to
just hang out for a minute.

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- When was the last time we did that?
- We hang out.

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We brushed our teeth
together this morning.

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It was adorable.

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Oh, you know what I mean.

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I just feel like ever
since I went back to work,

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I'm going out one door,
you're coming in the other.

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I just want to make sure we
keep the romantic spark alive.

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Oh, I have got spark.

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Too much spark, according to
you, at 2:00 in the morning.

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- Hmm?
- Okay, but I'm talking about romance.

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- You know, I miss you.
- Oh.

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- What's this?
- What?

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Oh.

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- Oh, my God. Steelers tickets?
- Yeah.

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- Listen to this.
- You got these for us?

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Well...

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Because our first date
was at a Steelers game.

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Oh, you missed me, too.

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Okay, sure, but...

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Wait. And you remembered

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that Sunday is the 17th anniversary

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of that incredible day,
and you got us these?

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Apparently.

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Why do I ever think I have
to say anything to you?

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You're nothing but sparks.

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Yeah.

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Hey, do you remember
how our first date ended?

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Yeah, yeah, you said

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nice girls don't go all
the way in pickup trucks.

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Boy, did I misjudge you.

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Okay, well, um, nice girls don't,

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but, um, married girls do.

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- Mm.
- Come on.

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- Right now?
- Right now.

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- In the truck?
- In the truck.

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I am so glad I got us those tickets.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Wow, it's so calm this morning.

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- Did you already make lunches?
- Nope.

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I signed them up for hot lunch.

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Hey, kids, I hope you like,
uh... eggplant goulash.

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Okay, I got to go. I
love you. I love you.

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I love you. Hey, follow me.

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After that truck thing,
I'll follow you anywhere.

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I just wanted to say that
yesterday was very romantic.

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And I'm confident I'm gonna
be feeling the same way

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when I get home tonight... Mr. Sparky.

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I'm not sure about the new
nickname, but, uh, I am in.

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Yeah.

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Hey, there you are!

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I got a surprise for you.

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Oh, are you two in the
middle of something?

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- Well...
- No, no.

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Adam was just walking me to the door

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because he's the most
romantic husband in the world.

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You would not believe what
he surprised me with. He...

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Okay, no time for small talk. Bye-bye!

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- What are you...?
- Hold on.

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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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Okay, okay, she was
confused for a minute,

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- but she's leaving.
- Oh.

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Okay, listen, I got to talk
to you about the Steelers game.

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- That's why I'm here!
- Oh.

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Let me do mine first. It's better.

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I ordered us,

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via next day air...

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which you know I hate to pay for...

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vintage 1976 Steelers jerseys.

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A little thank you for
taking me to the game.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what to say.

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Well, I'll say it. I'm a good guy.

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You are.

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And you're a good guy, too.

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Eh. Not...

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No, no, no, no, it means a lot.

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We grew up watching the
Steelers. It's our thing.

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Is it?

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And is it

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exclusively our thing?

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I mean, you know,

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you could've easily invited
Andi, but who'd you pick?

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- Me.
- Mm.

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You know, I'm not much for
physical displays of affection,

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- but I'm gonna give you one of these.
- Well...

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Wow. Three pats?

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That's two more than my wedding day.

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Don't tell the guys at work about this.

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I don't want them to think I'm a sissy.

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Oh...

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- Bye, Dad!
- Bye, Dad!

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Bye!

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Uh...

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Hmm. Where are you going, Mr. Burns?

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There's a parent education
seminar this morning.

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Oh, well, listen, not only do I have

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a pressing family
situation I need to handle,

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I don't want to go to that.

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So, what, are you
just gonna stare at me?

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You think that's gonna intimidate me?

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Well, we'll find out after the seminar.

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Adam! Adam!

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I saved you a seat. Right here. Adam.

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Hey, Marie.

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I don't know if you heard,
but Lowell saved you a seat.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Welcome parents.

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Today's topic will be: "How
to stop playground bullying."

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Before we begin, I'd like to apologize

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for the lack of refreshments.

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If you have any
complaints, please feel free

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to direct them to your
room parent, Mr. Burns.

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Okay, I got a question.

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All right?

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What has happened in society

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that we can't go 30
minutes without a water?

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Huh?

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We don't need water.

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What we need is a way
to tunnel out of here!

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You done, Mr. Burns?

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Yeah, I've said my piece.

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So as you continue to workshop scenarios

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in your smaller groups,
remember the watch word

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for when your child feels bullied:

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"Stand up, Talk, Depart."

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STD.

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All right?

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Let's just call it
"Stand up, Talk, Depart."

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Yeah, bullying is the worst.

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Okay, so now I got two people

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who think they're going
to the game with me.

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If they run into each other
again, this whole thing

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is gonna blow up in my face...

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said that bully to me.

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You know you got to take
your wife to the game.

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I fed my kids Chips Ahoy! for
breakfast, and even I know that.

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No. I know, I know.

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Now I just got to get to
work and break it to Don.

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Question is: how do I get out of here?

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This is tough.

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I mean, if it were
me, I would ask myself,

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"What would Adam do?" but you're Adam.

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And you don't know.

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It might be unknowable.

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You guys are so cute together.

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Marie, it doesn't sound
like you're talking about

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what you're supposed
to be talking about.

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Excuse, Mrs. Rodriguez.

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I think you're bullying my good friend.

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So I will stand up...

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talk... and depart.

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That's right... I just gave you an STD.

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- Andi.
- Hey.

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And Don.

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What a heart-stopping surprise.

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What are you two unlikely buddies up to?

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Oh, just gabbing...

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about you taking Andi
to the Steelers game.

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What a lucky girl.

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I sure wish someone would
invite me to a Steelers game.

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You know, it's strange.
I wish it so much it,

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it seems like it actually happened.

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I just wanted to bring

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my romantic husband a romantic
sausage and pepper for lunch.

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Oh. So you're still happy with me?

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- Um, I brought you a sausage and pepper.
- Oh.

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Okay, I got to get back to the hospital.

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Everybody thinks

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- I'm in the bathroom, so...
- Oh.

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Love you.

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Okay. Love you, too.

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You're the best wife ever!

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You remember that if
something should come up later.

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You want my sandwich?

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Not even sausage can fix this.

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I'm still taking it.

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I'm sorry. And thanks
for not telling Andi

259
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:44,078
I invited you to the game first.

260
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,279
It's called loyalty.

261
00:10:45,538 --> 00:10:48,309
Something you should have a
little less of with your wife.

262
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,927
But this is just a small obstacle.

263
00:10:50,952 --> 00:10:53,188
We can still save this;
just make up a reason

264
00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:55,634
why I have to go to
the game instead of her.

265
00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:57,066
I don't want to lie to my wife.

266
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,156
I did it once already;
that's bad enough.

267
00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:00,996
Eh, that's where you're wrong.

268
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,633
Once you lie to your wife,

269
00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,528
the only way out is to double down.

270
00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:07,528
Like with me and Marcy...
if I have to lie to her,

271
00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:08,934
I don't stop at just one.

272
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,595
I layer it... lie upon lie.

273
00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:14,943
Like a delicious lasagna of deception.

274
00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:17,231
All right, look, Andi thinks

275
00:11:17,256 --> 00:11:18,899
we don't spend enough
time together, okay?

276
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:20,810
She saw the tickets,
she got all excited.

277
00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:22,750
I had no choice. I had to invite her.

278
00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:24,534
You know, I'd hate to bring up the fact

279
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,028
that while you've been
off making cupcakes

280
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,165
for kindergarten, I've
had your back here.

281
00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:30,626
I don't think you hated
to bring that up at all.

282
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,894
You're right. I loved it.

283
00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:35,998
Okay... bottom line, I'm taking Andi.

284
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:39,647
Okay. I guess that's par for the course.

285
00:11:41,138 --> 00:11:43,196
- What does that mean?
- It's a golf expression.

286
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:45,206
That means it's normal
for you to screw me over.

287
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,583
Oh. Come on, Don, it's just one game.

288
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,912
We'll go to another game.

289
00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:52,155
It's more than one game; it's a pattern.

290
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:53,782
It's like when Andi went back to work.

291
00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:56,041
You changed everything up.
You're hardly ever here.

292
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,150
You didn't even think about
how it would affect me.

293
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,263
You said you were happy to do it.

294
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,964
Because you were giving
me Steelers tickets.

295
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:04,860
Okay, you know what?

296
00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:06,536
Don't call me anymore.

297
00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,470
I'm blocking your number.

298
00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:08,455
Well...

299
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,416
we run a business together.

300
00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:12,543
Then I'll block it after business hours.

301
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:15,912
All right, so... so you're
gonna unblock me every morning,

302
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,139
and then block me again every night?

303
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:21,610
Yes. I will learn how to block calls.

304
00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:24,812
And do it twice daily for
the foreseeable future.

305
00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,929
That's how angry I am.

306
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:36,343
Okay, kids are all dropped
off at their playdates.

307
00:12:36,368 --> 00:12:37,313
Let's go to the game.

308
00:12:37,346 --> 00:12:39,801
Hey, why aren't you
wearing your Steelers jersey

309
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,676
that you never wash
because it "totally affects

310
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,187
the outcome of the game"?

311
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,840
Uh...

312
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,680
listen, honey, I got
to tell you something,

313
00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:49,393
and it might make you mad, but...

314
00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:53,079
I think I got to take Don to the game.

315
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:54,638
What? Why?

316
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:57,311
Well, he hasn't talked
to me in three days.

317
00:12:57,336 --> 00:12:59,483
He's all bent out of shape
because of all the extra stuff

318
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:01,251
he's been doing for me
since you went back to work,

319
00:13:01,276 --> 00:13:04,292
and I think... I think
if I take him to the game,

320
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,586
he might forgive me.

321
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,644
You know what? Maybe you're right.

322
00:13:07,669 --> 00:13:10,058
Now, hold on, just
hear me out. I... wait.

323
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:12,076
What did you say?

324
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,678
Well, we never thought about
how this would affect him.

325
00:13:14,703 --> 00:13:16,474
We just went off and did it. So...

326
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,533
yeah, you should take him to the game.

327
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,772
So just to be clear...

328
00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:30,259
I go to the game with Don,
and he's not mad at me anymore;

329
00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:34,488
you don't go to the game,
and you're also not mad at me?

330
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,416
Right.

331
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,051
And I'm not dreaming?

332
00:13:42,745 --> 00:13:43,992
Oh, honey, I can't believe

333
00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:46,023
you've been carrying
this around so long.

334
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,594
You know that if we're
honest with each other,

335
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,288
we can just work this stuff out.

336
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,429
Yeah.

337
00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:53,556
You're right.

338
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:54,515
I do feel better.

339
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,725
Good.

340
00:13:56,455 --> 00:14:00,069
But there is one tiny
thing I haven't mentioned.

341
00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,765
Babe... you were thoughtful enough

342
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:06,502
to buy us Steelers tickets
for our anniversary.

343
00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:08,529
Right?

344
00:14:08,562 --> 00:14:10,832
Nothing you say can ruin that.

345
00:14:21,029 --> 00:14:23,019
You know what, maybe it can
wait till after the game.

346
00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:25,663
Are you sure? It might
feel better to say it now.

347
00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:27,648
- I don't think so.
- Okay.

348
00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:29,339
Well, this is actually good.

349
00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,378
I mean, the kids need
new clothes, and...

350
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:34,664
since I went back to work, I
kind of miss buying tiny shoes.

351
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,255
- All right, well, go call Don.
- I can't.

352
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,082
I'll have to go over there.

353
00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,383
He blocked my number!

354
00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:46,133
Oh, hey, Marcy. I'm looking for Don.

355
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:47,958
I'm taking him to the
Steelers game. Where is he?

356
00:14:47,991 --> 00:14:50,060
Oh, he's supposedly at
a Steelers game with you.

357
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,118
He left an hour ago, said
you guys were tailgating,

358
00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:54,812
but, um... you're not there.

359
00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:57,367
Okay, good-bye.

360
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,568
Whoa, whoa.

361
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,470
Hold on a second.

362
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,339
Why aren't you at the game?

363
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,447
W-We are.

364
00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:07,244
Well, Don is.

365
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,112
But we forgot charcoal.

366
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:10,314
So I left Don

367
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:13,050
at the stadium, and I
came here to get some.

368
00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:15,052
But that was dumb.

369
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:16,719
What are you doing?

370
00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:19,554
Just regretting certain choices.

371
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,159
Like coming here.

372
00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:23,747
You look great, by the way.

373
00:15:23,848 --> 00:15:26,217
Those angry lines in your
forehead, very becoming.

374
00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:27,658
- Okay, good-bye.
- Oh.

375
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,863
Don! There you are.

376
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,790
You got to unblock me.

377
00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:37,698
Okay, I'm gonna say this fast.

378
00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:39,476
Andi said I could take you to the game.

379
00:15:39,508 --> 00:15:41,421
- What?!
- Yeah. So let's get going.

380
00:15:41,446 --> 00:15:43,546
I'll tell you the part you
might not like in the car.

381
00:15:43,579 --> 00:15:45,581
Okay. Oh, oh-oh.

382
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,618
Hey, Marcy.

383
00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:50,155
Yeah, I'm here at the game with Adam.

384
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,149
Say "charcoal," say "charcoal"!

385
00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:54,090
He came over to the house?

386
00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:56,292
Charcoal. Charcoal!

387
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:57,293
Oh...

388
00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,466
oh, oh, is that right, Marcy?

389
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,462
You think I'm lying? Prove it.

390
00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:04,635
Hello, Don.

391
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,608
She tailed you.

392
00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:15,511
Sloppy.

393
00:16:15,785 --> 00:16:17,399
Sloppy Adam.

394
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,786
Why do you have to lie, Don?

395
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,390
Okay, yes, I've made
mistakes in the past,

396
00:16:26,422 --> 00:16:29,125
but the fact is, today
is all Adam's fault.

397
00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:31,988
- Come on, man!
- See, I had to lie to you,

398
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,192
because Adam lied to Andi,

399
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:36,053
so I had to cover for him
to protect my baby brother.

400
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:38,965
So you started this?

401
00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:43,138
You know, I always thought

402
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:45,867
you were the good brother,
the honest, dependable one.

403
00:16:45,892 --> 00:16:49,212
A little boring, yes, but at
least you could be trusted.

404
00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:50,943
What do you have to say for yourself?

405
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,841
Well, I... w-we...

406
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:56,337
Does this pivot around
back to you at some point?

407
00:16:58,842 --> 00:17:00,511
What's this? Hey, Marcy.

408
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:02,812
Why aren't you guys at the game?

409
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:03,910
She's right. Adam, we should go.

410
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,705
- Sit down.
- Good idea, baby.

411
00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,067
So, do you want to
tell her, or should I?

412
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,660
I-I...

413
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,571
Okay, look, honey...

414
00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:20,609
the Steelers tickets were from a client.

415
00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:23,814
And I didn't remember our
first date anniversary thing,

416
00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:25,665
but... you were so excited,

417
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,693
I... I couldn't tell you about it.

418
00:17:28,102 --> 00:17:30,543
So I... I built one of Don's

419
00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:33,405
stupid lasagnas of deception!

420
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:37,593
Okay, so not one thing you said all week

421
00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,663
about this game has been the truth?

422
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:42,698
Well, there is a game today.

423
00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:44,174
Really? That's what you're going with?

424
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:45,748
I don't know. How do you live like this?

425
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,642
It doesn't work at all!

426
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,851
You don't have enough layers.

427
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:53,013
Nobody likes a one-layer lasagna.

428
00:17:53,185 --> 00:17:54,931
Okay, fine, you know what, I screwed up.

429
00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,888
All right? I got tickets
on the 50-yard line!

430
00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,815
One of the best things
that's every happened to me.

431
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:00,884
And I wanted to take my
brother, 'cause I love him

432
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,197
and I wanted to make him happy.

433
00:18:02,222 --> 00:18:03,815
And I wanted to take my wife,

434
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,624
'cause I love her, and I
wanted to make her happy.

435
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,550
I wanted to make everybody happy.

436
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:10,900
Now nobody's happy. So you know what?

437
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,498
These tickets are a curse.

438
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:13,460
I don't even want them anymore.

439
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:14,987
Take 'em!

440
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:16,936
No, not you.

441
00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:18,496
You called me boring.

442
00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,218
But why couldn't you
have just been honest

443
00:18:22,243 --> 00:18:24,346
with me in the first place?

444
00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:26,342
That is a good question.

445
00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:29,806
I should have been honest.

446
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:31,442
- I'm sorry.
- Listen,

447
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,336
when we decided I was
gonna go back to work,

448
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:35,665
we didn't take into account
all the people it would affect.

449
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,780
You know? So... Don,

450
00:18:38,193 --> 00:18:40,863
thank you for helping Adam out.

451
00:18:46,222 --> 00:18:47,502
And, Adam, you know,

452
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,456
keeping the spark alive,
it's not all on you.

453
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:51,584
I didn't mean to put
all the pressure on you.

454
00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:54,023
Oh. So do you forgive me?

455
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,050
Yeah.

456
00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:57,773
- Do you forgive me?
- Keep dreaming.

457
00:19:01,377 --> 00:19:03,095
Okay, so who gets to go to the game?

458
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,711
Oh, honey, I don't think
there's any question about that.

459
00:19:05,736 --> 00:19:07,145
Oh, babe, you're the best.

460
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,038
Yeah, Marcy and I are going.

461
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:12,056
You lied; you lose.

462
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,083
Marcy, let's hit it.

463
00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:18,604
Enjoy your lasagna.

464
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:25,695
Oh. Pause the game. There I am!

465
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:29,766
That is you.

466
00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,659
Man, those are some good seats.

467
00:19:32,684 --> 00:19:34,939
They were. Would've been better, though,

468
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:36,168
if you were there with me.

469
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:38,296
That's what I would've said
if I'd have gone without you.

470
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,674
Hey, tell you what, next
year, for our 19th...

471
00:19:41,699 --> 00:19:43,665
- 18th.
- 18th first date anniversary,

472
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,191
- Mm-hmm?
- we'll go together.

473
00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:46,348
That'd be nice.

474
00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:47,427
Yeah.

475
00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:53,382
Hey, I do remember one
thing about our first date.

476
00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:54,841
- Hmm?
- After the game,

477
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:56,474
I told Don I had just gone out

478
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,968
with the girl that I was gonna marry.

479
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:00,942
Aw.

480
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:03,649
I told my girlfriend
you needed a haircut.

481
00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:06,120
That's okay.

482
00:20:06,192 --> 00:20:08,164
I also told Don we did it in my truck.

483
00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:20,200
What did I do now?

484
00:20:20,232 --> 00:20:23,874
This time it wasn't you,
it was your daughter.

485
00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:26,669
What do you know about
Cookie Blackjack, Mr. Burns?

486
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,111
Never heard of her.

487
00:20:31,143 --> 00:20:32,967
The game, Mr. Burns.

488
00:20:32,992 --> 00:20:35,662
Your daughter won all her
friends' lunches at cards.

489
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,373
Hey, you teach book smarts,
I teach street smarts.

490
00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:57,896
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