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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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And welcome to the first
"on location" episode of
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper and
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present:
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BOTH: Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun with Flags.
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Hit it.
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(keyboard intro)
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(guitar and keyboard play)
♪ For joy and fun ♪
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♪ There's no better manner ♪
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♪ Than to fly a pennant ♪
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♪ Flag or banner ♪
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
♪ What fills my heart ♪
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♪ And makes my eyes moist ♪
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♪ Sending a flag ♪
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♪ Up a pole on a hoist ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Fun with flags ♪
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♪ Fun with flags ♪
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♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
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♪ It's fun with flags ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Fun with flags. ♪
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As you may notice, just one
of the changes around here
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is our new house band.
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(plays keyboard solo)
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Who haven't learned
their place yet.
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We're also coming to you
live from a different apartment.
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Dr. Fowler and I began an
experiment in living together
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after her apartment
became water damaged.
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This is our
friend Penny's place.
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You may remember her
from our episode
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"Flags: And the People
Who Don't Understand Them."
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So, in the spirit
of cohabitation,
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the theme of today's episode
is flags of two regions
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coming together as one.
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Such as the flag of
St. Kitts and Nevis.
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So, let's roll up our
"sleevis" and get to know Nevis.
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(rimshot)
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Well, I-I like that, but
next time check with me.
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Did you know that the flag
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was designed by a student
named Edrice Lewis...
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but can we watch the news
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or something?
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It's cute, they're having
fun living together.
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Yeah, I wonder what
they're gonna do
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when her apartment's ready.
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Actually, it's been
ready for weeks.
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What do you mean?
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Well, they finished
the work early,
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but she's been telling Sheldon
they're behind schedule.
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So, she's just
been lying to him?
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Well, you've lied to Sheldon.
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Yeah, but to make him leave,
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not to make him stay.
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Buda and Pest
united to form Budapest.
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And that's why Budapest
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"Budabest."
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Now.
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Oh, right.
(rimshot)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x07 ♪
The Veracity Elasticity
Original Air Date
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Thank you for your services,
gentlemen.
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Now, I'm hoping
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to broaden our audience
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with your youthful
rock and roll music.
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(chuckling):
Aw,
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you think you have
an audience, that's funny.
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We don't get paid?
Nothing?
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Not even a sandwich?
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It's almost dinner time.
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You in the mood for anything?
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Yeah, we could get Thai food
near your apartment
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and then drop in and
check on the progress.
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Oh, you don't want do that,
it's a construction zone.
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So?
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Well, what about your fear of
stray nails and butt cracks?
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I am terrified of
stepping on a nail
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and falling into a butt crack.
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Anyway, how about dinner?
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You know, if
you'd like, I could
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call your landlord and complain.
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Thanks, but you don't have to.
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Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good
at complaining.
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If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd complain about
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what a stupid sport it is
and then I'd take home the gold.
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Good stuff.
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So, uh, what about dinner?
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Is it me
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or are you purposely
changing the subject?
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No.
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And on the subject of subjects,
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is your use of the word
"subject" the same or different
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as when we speak about
the subject of a king?
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I have a feeling
you're still doing it.
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But I find that topic
irresistible, so,
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now, in ancient Mesopotamia,
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the king referred to the people
as his property.
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I'm serious,
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JPL's actually
developing a robot arm
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that could grab an asteroid
before it hits us.
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So their plan for saving
the Earth from Armageddon
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is hoping a bunch of
scientists can catch a ball?
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If we're all gonna die,
why am I eating so much kale?
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You're awful quiet,
everything okay?
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I'm concerned about Amy.
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She's acting a bit odd lately.
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Oh. Well, j-just
out of curiosity,
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what registers as odd to you?
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(laughter)
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Her behavior.
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No, I have the feeling
that she's hiding something.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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She's probably just
distracted by work.
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Well, whatever it is,
it's troubling me.
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And I can't eat, I can't sleep.
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And don't even ask
about the consistency
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of my bowel movements.
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You heard him, guys,
don't ask.
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Why would she keep
something from me, you know?
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I shared my body
with that woman.
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And my Netflix password.
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They recommended
Stella Got Her Groove Back
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because of her.
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Buddy, buddy, listen,
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nothing bad is going on,
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she just... she just
didn't want you to know
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that the work on her apartment
was finished a couple weeks ago.
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I don't understand.
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She's enjoying living with you
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and she didn't want it
to end early.
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So, she's deceiving me
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in order to spend
more time with me.
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Yes.
Oh.
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Well, I feel both
flattered and hurt.
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Like when people say I
look like that skeleton
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from Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Oh my God, that's
who you look like.
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Sheldon, this is not a big deal.
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It's a little white lie,
everyone does it.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Not me,
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I'm a 100% honest
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in all of my
relationships.
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And how single
are you right now?
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Eating-cake-on-the-toilet
single.
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Well, I won't tolerate
deception in my relationship.
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I have no choice
but to confront her.
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Don't do that,
you've got gold here.
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Hang onto it until
you're in trouble
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and then...
throw it in her face.
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LEONARD:
What?
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Why would you tell him that?
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That's terrible advice.
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So you wouldn't want to
have anything on Penny?
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Well, of course not.
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So, if I actually
know something right now...
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and I do...
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...you don't want me
to tell you?
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Uh...
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Pfft, no.
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I'll take that as a "Yes."
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She's secretly been moving
your collectibles into storage
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a little at a time
and you haven't noticed.
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Are you kidding me?
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See, I've known
that for weeks,
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but, you know, I waited
till the moment
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when it would cause him
the most pain.
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Superman's gone,
my stormtrooper's gone.
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Your Klingon word-of-the-day
calendar's gone.
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I'd say "damn it" in Klingon,
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but that wasn't until
next month.
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It's "khoo-vakh."
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Khoo-vakh!
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She took my Where's Waldo.
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Well, no, no, he's over there.
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Oh, yeah, there he is.
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So, what's the deal
with your apartment?
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Why's it taking so long?
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Um, it was a drywall problem.
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Oh, no, what happened?
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Well, the drywall got wet,
and you do not want wet drywall
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because when drywall gets
wet, it's really more...
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Wet wall?
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Or damp wall, just as bad.
Mm.
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So why don't they
just get more drywall?
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Well, they went to get some,
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but the woman at the wall store
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said it was going on sale
and they should wait
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because the savings...
Okay, are you done?
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Bernadette told me
your apartment's ready.
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I was done at wet wall,
but you wouldn't let it go.
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But is Sheldon really
believing all this crap?
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Well, he started to question it,
but then I fake sneezed on him
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and he ran to take a shower.
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Please don't say anything,
I feel terrible about this.
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Oh, don't worry, I won't.
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Thanks.
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"The woman at the wall store?"
Let it go!
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Are you going to confront Penny?
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Eventually, I guess.
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Although, I am kind of curious
how long she thinks
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she can keep hiding my stuff
without me knowing.
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Hmm.
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You know, perhaps
instead of confronting them,
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we should see how far
they're willing to spin
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their tangled webs.
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Like that
Spider-Man action figure
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that used to be on your desk.
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Oh, my God, I'm going blind.
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Hi.
Food's here.
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Oh.
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Excellent.
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I'm very hungry.
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Yeah, speaking of which,
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what's going on
with your apartment?
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Oh, uh, they're still
working on it.
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Interesting.
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Very interesting.
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Yeah, we swung by her apartment
on the way to the restaurant,
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and they're gonna be fixing it
for a while.
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Wait, uh...
you saw her apartment?
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I did, still a mess.
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Leonard?
Yeah?
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W-Why are you
speaking Klingon?
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Why are you speaking English?
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This is ridiculous.
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Penny, do you remember
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when I taught you Ubbi Dubbi?
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(speaks Ubbi Dubbi)
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(speaking Ubbi Dubbi)
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Oh, wait, stop that.
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You stop that.
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(speaks Klingon)
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(speaks Klingon)
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PENNY: Okay.
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That's enough.
You know what?
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What is going on?
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Fine, I told
Sheldon that
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her apartment's
been finished,
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but then you just said it's not,
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so now I'm all confused.
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Penny was just
covering for me.
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My place has been
ready for two weeks.
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How could you lie to me?
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Uh, she's enjoyed
living with you.
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It's called being in love.
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Mm-hmm, and
what's it called
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when you
secretly get rid
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of all your
husband's stuff?
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Wha... That is not true!
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Wh-wh-wh... Bernadette
told Howard, Howard told me.
257
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,260
Plus, I can see
all my stuff is gone!
258
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,363
Oh, so, you believe your friend,
and your friend's wife
259
00:11:20,365 --> 00:11:22,332
and your own eyes over me?
260
00:11:24,512 --> 00:11:25,629
Wow.
261
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,847
You really didn't
think I'd notice
262
00:11:33,849 --> 00:11:35,148
my stuff was missing?
263
00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:37,217
Uh, did you notice
your key chain?
264
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:43,724
Where's Batman?!
265
00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:46,560
Hey.
266
00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:47,561
Why did you tell Howard
267
00:11:47,563 --> 00:11:48,795
I was hiding
Leonard's things?
268
00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:49,529
One sec.
269
00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:50,564
Why did you tell Leonard
270
00:11:50,566 --> 00:11:52,699
I told you Penny was
hiding his things?!
271
00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:54,701
It just came up
272
00:11:54,703 --> 00:11:57,204
because we-we were talking
about secrets and...
273
00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:58,538
Wait.
274
00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,873
(speaks Klingon)
275
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,942
Everybody
stop it with that!
276
00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:04,578
I'm not really a part of this,
277
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,847
so I'm just gonna dig in.
278
00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:09,116
And I'd like to know
why you blabbed
279
00:12:09,118 --> 00:12:10,617
about my apartment.
280
00:12:10,619 --> 00:12:11,985
You're up, blabby.
281
00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:16,023
Amy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said anything.
282
00:12:16,925 --> 00:12:18,925
I guess it's okay.
283
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,661
I'm sorry
284
00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:22,996
that I lied about
my apartment.
285
00:12:22,998 --> 00:12:24,965
It's all right.
286
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,233
And...
287
00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,200
And what?
288
00:12:27,202 --> 00:12:29,102
Your wizard robes
are next to go.
289
00:12:30,906 --> 00:12:33,040
Now that everything's
out on the table,
290
00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:35,909
you-you think you two
will keep living together?
291
00:12:36,745 --> 00:12:39,246
Despite recent events,
292
00:12:39,248 --> 00:12:41,014
I do consider our experiment
293
00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:43,550
in cohabitation
to have been positive.
294
00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:46,486
Are you saying you'd like
to live with me?
295
00:12:46,488 --> 00:12:49,122
I'm open to the possibility.
296
00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:50,357
(gasps)
297
00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:52,159
(speaks Ubbi Dubbi)
298
00:12:52,161 --> 00:12:54,161
Whatever.
299
00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:59,433
You know, if he moves
across the hall for good,
300
00:12:59,435 --> 00:13:00,634
Leonard could keep the
stuff you don't like
301
00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:01,735
in Sheldon's old room.
302
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,203
Solves everything.
That's a great idea!
303
00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:05,872
Ooh, maybe I could turn it
into a gaming den.
304
00:13:05,874 --> 00:13:06,773
That would be amazing.
305
00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:07,841
Wait, wait,
hold on, do what?
306
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:10,177
Excuse me...
that's my room.
307
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,478
But you won't be living here.
308
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,913
But that's my room.
309
00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:14,448
But you won't be living here.
But that's my room.
310
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,716
You guys might want
to start eating.
311
00:13:15,718 --> 00:13:17,150
But you won't be living here.
312
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,686
Sweetie,
once you stop paying rent,
313
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:21,288
none of this is really yours.
314
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,422
But that's my room.
315
00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:24,658
ALL:
But you won't be living here!
316
00:13:26,995 --> 00:13:29,663
Thank you
for understanding.
317
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,298
Hey, I get it.
318
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,134
Everybody wants to spend
more time with me.
319
00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:38,105
I'm like a man made of sugar
in a world of ants.
320
00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:40,407
Good night.
321
00:13:40,409 --> 00:13:42,542
Mm, night.
(smooches)
322
00:13:53,388 --> 00:13:56,456
If we did continue
living together,
323
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,991
would it be here?
324
00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:00,827
I don't know.
325
00:14:00,829 --> 00:14:02,929
It-It could be.
326
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:03,864
Of course there's...
327
00:14:03,866 --> 00:14:06,399
there's always
your apartment.
328
00:14:06,401 --> 00:14:09,636
S-Sure, sure, we-we could
live in my apartment.
329
00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:12,038
I hate your apartment.
330
00:14:12,841 --> 00:14:15,542
Sorry, you brought it up?
331
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:18,879
Well, I suppose we could
find a whole new place.
332
00:14:18,881 --> 00:14:20,080
You know, and, technically,
333
00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:21,748
we don't even have to stay
in Pasadena.
334
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,651
We could, we could move
to Altadena...
335
00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:27,621
or a place that doesn't
even end in "Dena."
336
00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:29,356
It's kind of exciting.
337
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:32,392
I mean... we could do
whatever we want.
338
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,494
But what if we move
339
00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:36,296
and we don't like it?
340
00:14:36,298 --> 00:14:38,265
What if there's a smoker
in the building?
341
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:39,366
Or pets?
342
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,902
Or there could be mold.
343
00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:43,570
- There could be traffic noise.
- (humming "Theme from Star Trek")
344
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:46,406
I'm gonna have to learn
a whole new bus route.
345
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:48,441
(humming "Theme
from Star Trek")
346
00:14:50,779 --> 00:14:52,512
(stops humming)
347
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,414
Are you trying to soothe me
348
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:57,050
by singing the Star Trek
theme as a lullaby?
349
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,052
Yes.
350
00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,655
I'm not a child,
don't do that.
351
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,390
Sorry.
352
00:15:07,129 --> 00:15:10,564
Do you know 2001:
A Space Odyssey?
353
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,567
(humming "Also
sprach Zarathustra")
354
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,210
All right, now
that's soothing.
355
00:15:24,513 --> 00:15:26,780
(continues humming
"Also sprach Zarathustra")
356
00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:35,188
Look, I-I get it,
this is still my room;
357
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,890
we haven't really
made it yours.
358
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,124
Thank you.
359
00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:39,860
Which is why I got you
360
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:42,662
this Pink Power Ranger.
361
00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,532
Put it anywhere you like.
362
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:48,835
Okay, but you may feel
some discomfort.
363
00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:52,639
I'm kidding,
I want you to feel at home here.
364
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,808
Decorate it any way
that makes you happy.
365
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,309
Do you really mean that?
366
00:15:56,311 --> 00:15:57,277
I really do.
367
00:15:57,279 --> 00:15:58,712
Great, and just so you know,
368
00:15:58,714 --> 00:16:00,313
I'm not getting rid
of all your stuff.
369
00:16:00,315 --> 00:16:01,648
Yeah? What are you keeping?
370
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,216
That candle
371
00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:04,684
and you.
372
00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:07,787
What about my robot poster?
373
00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:08,755
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
374
00:16:08,757 --> 00:16:10,824
I can make do
with just the candle.
375
00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,799
What's going on?
376
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:22,969
I'm struggling with the thought
of leaving my old bedroom.
377
00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:26,673
Can it be more
of an internal struggle?
378
00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:29,643
I need to see it.
379
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:32,646
While I'm gone,
380
00:16:32,648 --> 00:16:35,348
don't breathe on my pillow.
381
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,284
How about if I just don't
breathe at all?
382
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:39,319
That's my girl.
383
00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:42,989
(dance music playing)
384
00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:48,128
What on earth?
385
00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,843
What is going on?!
386
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:05,512
Oh, hey, Sheldon.
387
00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:07,447
We turned your room
388
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:08,915
into a sex dungeon.
389
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,484
Oh!
390
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:13,420
No!
391
00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:14,988
What is happening?!
392
00:17:18,627 --> 00:17:20,527
Okay, last question.
393
00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:23,029
The chaps he was wearing...
assless?
394
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,600
Can we just focus on
the decision I'm facing?
395
00:17:27,602 --> 00:17:29,336
We can, but for the record,
396
00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:31,871
all chaps are assless.
397
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:34,507
Gentlemen, please,
398
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,376
this is a
significant decision.
399
00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:39,446
Now, do Amy and I
continue living together?
400
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,648
Or do I move back in
with Leonard?
401
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,917
Over my assless chaps you will.
402
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,354
This isn't complicated.
403
00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:48,922
Do you love Amy?
404
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:49,956
Yes.
405
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,458
Do you like living with her?
406
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,525
Yes.
407
00:17:52,527 --> 00:17:54,928
Do you know what
you need to do now?
408
00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:57,364
Apparently,
figure this out on my own
409
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,099
'cause you guys
are no help at all.
410
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:20,453
Hi.
411
00:18:20,455 --> 00:18:21,755
Hello.
412
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:23,623
What are you doing?
413
00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:28,561
I'm just contemplating
Buridan's donkey.
414
00:18:28,563 --> 00:18:29,829
I understand.
415
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:30,997
I'll leave you be.
416
00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:36,069
What, you're familiar
with the reference?
417
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,370
Of course.
418
00:18:37,372 --> 00:18:39,339
Jean Buridan proposed
419
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:40,874
a philosophical thesis
stating that
420
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:43,276
a hungry donkey placed
between two equidistant
421
00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:45,945
bales of hay would be
paralyzed by indecision
422
00:18:45,947 --> 00:18:47,514
and would starve to death.
423
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,920
Exactly.
424
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,657
Well, I wouldn't want you
to starve to death, so...
425
00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:00,994
...here's an eggplant.
426
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,197
Thank you.
427
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,767
You know, some people
believe that Buridan
428
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,369
was plagiarizing Aristotle.
429
00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:10,904
Really?
430
00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:11,938
Although,
431
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,206
in Aristotle's example,
432
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,042
he proposed an equally
hungry and thirsty man
433
00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:17,477
caught between food and drink.
434
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:19,212
Huh.
435
00:19:19,214 --> 00:19:20,480
Yeah, I wonder if that's related
436
00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:22,816
to the 12th century
Persian philosopher,
437
00:19:22,818 --> 00:19:23,716
Al-Ghazali
438
00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:25,285
and his story of a man
439
00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:26,986
caught between two dates.
440
00:19:26,988 --> 00:19:29,889
Are you suggesting Al-Ghazali
was Aristotelian?
441
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:33,026
'Cause if anything,
he was anti-Aristotelian.
442
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:37,597
Al-Ghazali was
anti-Aristotelian?
443
00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:39,466
Boy, you think you know a guy.
444
00:19:45,339 --> 00:19:46,638
Okay.
445
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,575
Open your eyes and
see your new room.
446
00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:55,814
Wow.
447
00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:58,350
I-I know I went
a little overboard.
448
00:19:58,352 --> 00:19:59,585
We can always
dial it back.
449
00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:00,719
No, no, no, no, no,
450
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,620
it's-it's important to me
451
00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:03,355
that you have
the bedroom you want.
452
00:20:03,357 --> 00:20:05,157
Oh, that means so
much. I love you.
453
00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:06,725
I love you, too.
454
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,427
(smooches)
455
00:20:09,864 --> 00:20:12,331
Just hiding some stuff in
your closet, don't tell Penny.
456
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:22,166
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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