1 00:00:12,107 --> 00:00:13,907 Got ya, ya little bugger. 2 00:00:16,478 --> 00:00:19,345 Big news! 3 00:00:19,347 --> 00:00:21,214 Dude, are you still tweezing your legs? 4 00:00:21,216 --> 00:00:22,783 You know I'm not allowed to shave. 5 00:00:22,785 --> 00:00:24,250 Ma says it'll grow back thicker. 6 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:26,519 She also says that migraines are a byproduct 7 00:00:26,521 --> 00:00:28,187 of laziness and premarital sex. 8 00:00:28,189 --> 00:00:30,489 You had big news? 9 00:00:30,491 --> 00:00:33,893 My parents are moving back to the Philippines. 10 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:36,129 Jen, I would never leave you... 11 00:00:36,131 --> 00:00:38,564 not even for 7000 tropical islands. 12 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:40,433 That's why we're moving in together. 13 00:00:40,435 --> 00:00:41,934 What? The what? 14 00:00:41,936 --> 00:00:43,469 Do you remember in 10th grade 15 00:00:43,471 --> 00:00:45,037 when you showed me your tits? 16 00:00:46,273 --> 00:00:48,607 Mo, look, check out my tits! 17 00:00:48,609 --> 00:00:49,975 Don't remind me. 18 00:00:49,977 --> 00:00:51,510 I've been taking these black market 19 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,011 boob pills like candy, and so far nothing. 20 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:56,048 No! T-T-I-T-T-S: 21 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:58,483 The Things I'm Totally Trying Someday. 22 00:00:58,485 --> 00:01:00,986 "Get first apartment with Mo after university." 23 00:01:00,988 --> 00:01:03,055 Give controversial valedictorian speech 24 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:05,890 outing the injustices of our administration, 25 00:01:05,892 --> 00:01:08,327 and kiss a boy at my sweet 16. 26 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,128 But, Jen, today is your birthday. 27 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:11,696 I know... that is why I kissed Todd 28 00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:12,897 behind the portable. 29 00:01:12,899 --> 00:01:14,766 Um, I hope it was a butterfly kiss, 30 00:01:14,768 --> 00:01:16,167 'cause Todd fully has mouth herpes. 31 00:01:17,771 --> 00:01:18,970 He said it was a zit. 32 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:21,038 We made a pact and pacts last forever... 33 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,574 like Todd's mouth herpes. 34 00:01:22,576 --> 00:01:24,742 See, I was thinking, maybe I take 35 00:01:24,744 --> 00:01:26,945 a little bit more time and save up to buy a place. 36 00:01:26,947 --> 00:01:28,412 If I live with my parents, 37 00:01:28,414 --> 00:01:29,881 I'll have enough for a down payment 38 00:01:29,883 --> 00:01:31,349 in Toronto by the time I'm 40. 39 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:33,317 Jen, I'm pre-homeless, 40 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,919 so, either you're in now or never. 41 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,927 Jen, dinner! 42 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:44,996 I should go. 43 00:01:44,998 --> 00:01:46,930 Ma says Mo can stay! 44 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:47,998 I could eat. 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 46 00:02:10,489 --> 00:02:12,822 Jenny, eat more. So skinny. 47 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:17,060 Mo, when your parents abandoning you? 48 00:02:17,062 --> 00:02:19,095 My Lolain the Philippines needs help, 49 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,596 so at the end of the month. 50 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,164 Then I'm gonna finally get my own apartment. 51 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:24,000 - Right, Jen? - Mm-hm. 52 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:27,136 Jenny good child... not move out until married. 53 00:02:27,138 --> 00:02:28,905 Then, Mommy and Daddy live in Jenny's basement. 54 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:32,341 Works for me. 55 00:02:33,811 --> 00:02:35,878 Ma, I think I need a change. 56 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,212 I know. 57 00:02:37,214 --> 00:02:40,315 No career, no boyfriend, now no Mo. 58 00:02:40,317 --> 00:02:44,319 That's why I sign Jenny up for Mommy-Daughter Zumba! 59 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:46,455 Mo and I are getting our own apartment! 60 00:02:47,691 --> 00:02:49,091 What?! 61 00:02:49,093 --> 00:02:52,027 What did Mommy ever do but love you... 62 00:02:52,029 --> 00:02:53,628 even though you too skinny 63 00:02:53,630 --> 00:02:55,196 and don't put bath towels back right. 64 00:02:55,198 --> 00:02:56,230 Oh, can I have some money for new shoelaces? 65 00:02:56,232 --> 00:02:57,532 Yes, later. 66 00:02:57,534 --> 00:03:01,436 Ma, I just need some space. 67 00:03:01,438 --> 00:03:03,838 And, again, there is no proper way to hang a bath towel. 68 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,807 Your standards are completely arbitrary. 69 00:03:05,809 --> 00:03:07,709 You hate Mommy's rule, I kick you out. 70 00:03:07,711 --> 00:03:10,144 You can't kick me out. I'm leaving! 71 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:12,780 Daddy, may I be excused? 72 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,858 This is so good. 73 00:03:30,532 --> 00:03:32,432 I keep fantasizing about sticking it 74 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:34,234 to my mom with the perfect couch. 75 00:03:34,236 --> 00:03:36,670 - How's this one? - Uh, that couch is $2,000... 76 00:03:36,672 --> 00:03:38,138 so I hate it. 77 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,874 My parents are leaving us their couch, so we're covered. 78 00:03:40,876 --> 00:03:43,210 Oh, good news. 79 00:03:43,212 --> 00:03:45,212 I found us really cheap movers online. 80 00:03:45,214 --> 00:03:47,880 Oh, bad news. 81 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:49,483 All our rental applications were rejected, 82 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:50,817 so we have nowhere to move to. 83 00:03:50,819 --> 00:03:52,419 How can they all reject us? 84 00:03:52,421 --> 00:03:53,820 I have a degree in commerce. 85 00:03:53,822 --> 00:03:55,555 In this economy... good luck. 86 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:56,889 You have a steady job. 87 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:58,358 Part-time at a video game store. 88 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,492 Oh, look. 89 00:03:59,494 --> 00:04:00,927 We haven't applied to that one yet... 90 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:03,863 "cozy home in eclectic area." 91 00:04:03,865 --> 00:04:06,465 Codename: over-crowded rooming house 92 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:09,035 next to a fish plant and DJ training academy. 93 00:04:09,037 --> 00:04:10,837 I can't do this. 94 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,038 I'm not ready. 95 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:16,275 Got panties on sale for Jenny's time-of-the-month. 96 00:04:16,277 --> 00:04:18,144 You can have Jen's hand-me-downs, 97 00:04:18,146 --> 00:04:19,545 because parents abandoned you. 98 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:23,815 - You ready yet? - Uh-huh. 99 00:04:23,817 --> 00:04:27,053 _ 100 00:04:33,722 --> 00:04:36,760 _ 101 00:04:36,761 --> 00:04:37,228 ... accepting... 102 00:04:37,229 --> 00:04:38,385 _ 103 00:04:38,431 --> 00:04:39,597 ... application. 104 00:04:42,002 --> 00:04:44,235 Move day! Yay! 105 00:04:44,237 --> 00:04:46,705 I know we're a little over-dressed, but we hired movers. 106 00:04:46,906 --> 00:04:50,663 _ 107 00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:55,669 _ 108 00:04:55,983 --> 00:04:57,382 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. What did he say? 109 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,749 Yeah, I think he likes us. 110 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:03,325 _ 111 00:05:03,326 --> 00:05:04,750 _ 112 00:05:04,751 --> 00:05:07,560 _ 113 00:05:11,263 --> 00:05:13,263 Yeah, he just says go in. 114 00:05:13,265 --> 00:05:14,965 Did he just say "meth dealer"? 115 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:16,801 No. No. No, he didn't. No. 116 00:05:22,808 --> 00:05:24,874 This is really... 117 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:28,978 - ... all ours! Ohhh! - Yes! 118 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:34,751 Wall squirrels. 119 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:36,886 You'll get used to it. 120 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:42,192 The rent is due on the 1st of the month... 121 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:43,659 not the 2nd. 122 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:49,099 Well, now he speaks English. 123 00:05:49,101 --> 00:05:53,304 _ 124 00:05:58,443 --> 00:06:01,444 Nate! Oh, good! 125 00:06:01,446 --> 00:06:03,112 Take those clothes off. 126 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:05,045 Lewis, we discussed this... under no circumstance 127 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:08,317 will I let you spray tan my bathing suit area. 128 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:10,753 What? I thought you said you like that. 129 00:06:10,755 --> 00:06:14,422 Now, today's the day our new lady neighbours move in. 130 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:17,292 So, I'll tell you what, why don't you go into my closet 131 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,061 and you pick out anything you want, all right? 132 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:21,163 And remember, patterns can go with patterns 133 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:23,498 as long as you keep your accessories solid. 134 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,068 What I'm wearing is fine. 135 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:31,172 Nate, do you remember when I was your RA back at Queens, 136 00:06:31,174 --> 00:06:35,009 and you were this freaky little freshman that everybody ignored? 137 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:36,511 I wasn't ignored. I was study... 138 00:06:36,513 --> 00:06:37,945 All you needed was like just like 139 00:06:37,947 --> 00:06:40,148 a little push, from me, you know? 140 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,584 Now look at you, huh, big guy. 141 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:47,188 You're this awesome, amazing, super-successful... 142 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,457 What? I always forget this. What exactly do you do again? 143 00:06:50,459 --> 00:06:53,094 I'm a stats intern for a minor league hockey team. 144 00:06:53,096 --> 00:06:56,330 Do not touch, thank you. 145 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,299 Right, I guess that makes sense 146 00:06:58,301 --> 00:07:00,801 why you're always borrowing my clothes. 147 00:07:00,803 --> 00:07:03,103 So, listen... 148 00:07:03,105 --> 00:07:05,205 assuming these new lady neighbours of ours are hot, 149 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:08,709 I say we invite them out on a late night pub-crawl tonight 150 00:07:08,711 --> 00:07:10,611 that ends up in four consenting adults 151 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:13,380 in various states of undress, huh? 152 00:07:13,382 --> 00:07:16,183 As much fun as that sounds, I have work to do. 153 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,651 You're gonna choose work over me, 154 00:07:18,653 --> 00:07:20,954 and by association, fun? 155 00:07:20,956 --> 00:07:23,023 Your version of fun leaves me shoeless. 156 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,825 You need new shoes anyway. 157 00:07:28,563 --> 00:07:30,563 - Hold on. - Wait! 158 00:07:30,565 --> 00:07:32,532 Let me go first. You're all wound up right now. 159 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:33,866 We'll do a good cop, bad cop scenario. 160 00:07:33,868 --> 00:07:35,267 Okay, I like that. Good call, good call. 161 00:07:35,269 --> 00:07:38,137 - Okay, just move it to the left. - I'm trying. 162 00:07:38,139 --> 00:07:39,472 No, the left. 163 00:07:40,642 --> 00:07:41,774 Jen, that's the wall. 164 00:07:41,776 --> 00:07:43,275 Are you doing this on purpose? 165 00:07:43,277 --> 00:07:44,977 I don't know. Maybe subconsciously. 166 00:07:44,979 --> 00:07:46,011 Hello! 167 00:07:49,317 --> 00:07:50,816 Are you talking to us? 168 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,818 Yeah, you're our new neighbours, right, 169 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:53,986 moving in? 170 00:07:53,988 --> 00:07:55,888 So, I thought I'd come over and say hello. 171 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:58,357 So, hello. 172 00:07:58,359 --> 00:08:00,659 Hi, I... I'm Jen. 173 00:08:00,661 --> 00:08:02,962 Nate, they hot? 174 00:08:02,964 --> 00:08:04,596 Um, I'm Jen, too. 175 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,298 Oh, two Jens? Neat. 176 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,166 Oh, you can just call her "Mo." 177 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:11,670 - Are they hot? - Hey, Mo. 178 00:08:11,672 --> 00:08:13,372 - Hey, no? - No! Hey, Mo. 179 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:14,439 - Oh, so they are hot! - Yes! 180 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:21,847 I don't know if I'd agree with your vehement "yes". 181 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,615 I mean, maybe with some softer lighting or something... 182 00:08:24,617 --> 00:08:28,286 Golly, Jen, fantasies do come true. 183 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:30,054 It's fine, it's fine. 184 00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:33,791 Hey! Who's down for an early morning pub-crawl? Huh? Huh? 185 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:35,059 It's barely noon. 186 00:08:35,061 --> 00:08:36,861 Oh, yeah. No, for sure, we should get started. 187 00:08:36,863 --> 00:08:38,997 You're right. You guys down? 188 00:08:38,999 --> 00:08:40,898 Oh God, kill me now. 189 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:47,415 _ 190 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:48,949 Okay, now. Hang on though, I haven't... I haven't stretched yet. 191 00:08:48,951 --> 00:08:50,284 - Have you stretched? - No, I haven't stretched. 192 00:08:50,286 --> 00:08:51,852 You gotta stretch first... lower back stretch. 193 00:08:51,854 --> 00:08:53,821 Limber up? That's what you wanna do? You wanna limber up? 194 00:08:53,823 --> 00:08:55,389 Yeah, it's like breakfast... 195 00:08:55,391 --> 00:08:56,623 the most important meal of the day. 196 00:08:58,093 --> 00:09:00,527 I would like to call our first official 197 00:09:00,529 --> 00:09:03,163 Jen and Mo roommate meeting to order. 198 00:09:03,165 --> 00:09:04,998 - Any new business? - Yes. 199 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,634 I purpose this be our last official roommate meeting. 200 00:09:07,636 --> 00:09:09,236 Mo, we need to get on top of the issues 201 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,871 we're soon gonna be facing. 202 00:09:10,873 --> 00:09:13,239 Like me murdering you for having roommate meetings. 203 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:15,308 Fine, we'll skip the opening remarks, 204 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,176 and go straight to the first thing on our agenda... 205 00:09:17,178 --> 00:09:18,845 lighting design. 206 00:09:18,847 --> 00:09:22,382 Now we're gonna need about 100 Watts per 50-square-foot area. 207 00:09:22,384 --> 00:09:24,584 Oh, just remembered, haven't had my first official apartment pee. 208 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:26,919 Great idea. 209 00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:28,455 I was kinda thinking I'd go alone. 210 00:09:28,457 --> 00:09:30,323 Yeah. Of course. 211 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,430 Yes, Shwarma Hut. 212 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:40,066 Sorry, I must have the wrong number. 213 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:42,168 I'm looking for a moving company. 214 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,770 Ah, not again. Listen, you were scammed, okay? 215 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:46,505 But during this difficult time, 216 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:49,007 I can offer you 10% off a falafel, all right? 217 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:50,476 Scammed? 218 00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:53,479 Scammed? What the... 219 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:05,240 - You know, let's take a break. You're right. - This is... oh! 220 00:10:05,242 --> 00:10:07,142 Let's just sit down for a second, can't we? 221 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:10,846 Oh, my God, we've been scammed! 222 00:10:10,848 --> 00:10:12,947 Oh, my God, my tweezers were on that truck! 223 00:10:12,949 --> 00:10:15,316 Yeah, and all of our stuff and the rest of my parents' furniture. 224 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:16,984 I... I need to get my mom. 225 00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:19,054 And kick her in the metaphorical box with how independent you are? 226 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:24,392 Okay. You're right. It's you and me now. 227 00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:26,027 We can handle these movers. 228 00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:28,996 Let's make 'em pay. 229 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:31,532 Vigilante justice time. 230 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:33,434 You want scissors or my crossbow? 231 00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:36,103 Actually, I was thinking we'd just call the police. 232 00:10:36,105 --> 00:10:39,306 Obviously, I was joking. Crossbow's on the truck. 233 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:51,452 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Okay, copy that. 234 00:10:51,454 --> 00:10:53,720 So, the police don't care. 235 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:56,156 Has any of our stuff been posted online yet? 236 00:10:56,158 --> 00:10:58,692 I don't know, but I did find 237 00:10:58,694 --> 00:11:02,261 some excellent deals on VCRs and troll dolls. 238 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,897 Which one looks more like my mom? 239 00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:06,532 Are you really comparing your mom to a troll? 240 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:09,268 Not just my mom... my entire family. 241 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,705 Round noses, big eyes, frizzy hair. 242 00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:13,406 We have very troll-like features. 243 00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:15,308 I think I'm gonna try calling the police again. 244 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:24,250 Mom... 245 00:11:24,252 --> 00:11:25,918 Mommy busy. 246 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,886 Jenny prove herself so independent, 247 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,822 we turning old room into exercise studio. 248 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,423 _ 249 00:11:33,495 --> 00:11:35,227 Mommy have to go. 250 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,529 Daddy moving all of Jenny's old things into basement. 251 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,098 No, no, no, Mom, wait! 252 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,504 Occupied? 253 00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:50,242 _ 254 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:51,309 Yeah. 255 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,145 Where do you think you're going? 256 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,114 I was gonna go wax my neck strip for tonight so I look good. 257 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,116 You can wax your neck later. 258 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,118 You have to guard the couch with me. 259 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,986 Guard the couch? What... ? 260 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,455 Would you calm down, Nate. 261 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,023 You know what's happening right now, right? 262 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,558 Yeah, yeah, you're turning back into 263 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,892 that little paranoid lonely kid 264 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,961 that I had to pull out of his room in first semester. 265 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,595 Well, stop pulling me anywhere. 266 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,297 I can pull myself just fine. 267 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,399 Yeah, I know you can. You know why? 268 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,401 Because my room is right next to yours. 269 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,170 So, that's right, me and the wall squirrels... 270 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,105 we hear everything. 271 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,440 It's nasty. You should be ashamed of yourself. 272 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,412 Wall squirrels? 273 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,086 So, they're turning my room into a gym. 274 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,088 Jen, you have a new room now, 275 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,157 with windows and carpet. 276 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:43,259 And nothing in it, because we were scammed! 277 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:45,528 We need help. Let me get my mom. 278 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,630 Oh, no, no, no! 279 00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,499 You have the most messed up maternal relationship 280 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,034 since Oedipus, 281 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,703 and he literally stabbed his eyes out over his mother. 282 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,139 At least my mom didn't move to Asia to get away from me. 283 00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:58,441 What's that supposed to mean? 284 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,476 Actually, you know what? 285 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,178 I don't care! 286 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,347 No, no, no. I'm leaving. 287 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:07,517 - Fine! - Fine! 288 00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,323 - Text me if you hear anything. - Fine! 289 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:21,430 _ 290 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,633 Oh! 291 00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:28,771 Damn, Mo has some serious upper-body strength. 292 00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:34,676 Of course... you'd replace me with a treadmill. 293 00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:37,011 It's way easier... you just stand in one place 294 00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:38,780 and it keeps making sure you're moving forward. 295 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,014 Well, bravo. 296 00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,986 I know it was my decision. 297 00:13:44,988 --> 00:13:48,356 But living out in the real world is way harder. 298 00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:49,590 I mean, I feel like I could have used 299 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:50,892 a little more training from you and Ma. 300 00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:54,295 Or should I be laying track with Mo as I go? 301 00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:55,830 Dad, what the hell am I doing? 302 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:09,777 Thanks for the talk, Dad. 303 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,426 Howdy, neighbour. How's moving day going? 304 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:27,795 I'm thinking of moving home. 305 00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,063 What? 306 00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,431 Is it because of Lewis? Or the wall squirrels? 307 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,460 Because I can promise that they are both harmless, 308 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:35,869 and any social diseases that they carry are not contagious. 309 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,506 Sorry, you look busy. 310 00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:40,707 No, I'm just trying to determine the future 311 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,676 of this hockey prospect that I'm scouting. 312 00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:44,077 How do you do that? 313 00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:46,979 Well, you look at the numbers, analyze the data. 314 00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,015 But, really, it doesn't matter how impressive the numbers look... 315 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:50,750 you won't know how you really feel 316 00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,452 about someone until you first meet them. 317 00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,553 So, you kinda have to go with your gut. 318 00:15:00,328 --> 00:15:02,761 Thanks, Nate. That was really helpful. 319 00:15:02,863 --> 00:15:05,363 Yeah? Well, my pleasure. 320 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,780 You know, if you ever wanna talk some more, 321 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,780 you know where I love... live. 322 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:13,085 You gotta love to live. 323 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:15,553 You know what? I, uh... 324 00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,589 I'm glad I could help. 325 00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,330 Go with your gut. 326 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,540 _ 327 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,850 _ 328 00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,255 _ 329 00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:52,800 _ 330 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,400 _ 331 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:14,911 I had a thought. 332 00:16:14,913 --> 00:16:17,781 I've been thinking about all this fighting 333 00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:20,383 we've been doing and our friendship's so important, 334 00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:22,351 and I don't want anything to change, 335 00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:24,287 and you don't want anything to change. 336 00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:26,389 So, I think I should move back home. 337 00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:27,691 What do you think? 338 00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:31,761 Oh! 339 00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:35,030 We'll talk more about it later. 340 00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,353 Don't let me stop you from getting dressed, 341 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,222 or undressed if you want to... that's cool, too. 342 00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:53,925 Just came by to, uh, see where you put the couch. 343 00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:56,094 Where is it? 344 00:16:56,096 --> 00:17:00,231 Uh, outside... where you left it. 345 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,033 - No. - What? 346 00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,842 What the hell is this? 347 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:15,045 Look, do not turn my room into a gym. 348 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:18,282 You want room back? Move back home. 349 00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:20,851 Honey, you clearly not ready. 350 00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:23,020 Look so stressed and damp. 351 00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:26,957 I know. I should just... 352 00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:32,596 Just give me some time 353 00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:36,533 to clear some things up with Mo first, okay? 354 00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:39,637 'Til tomorrow, then you can all come by 355 00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:41,839 and we can talk about our feelings... like a white family. 356 00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:45,308 I'll feed you. 357 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,512 Fine. We visit tomorrow. 358 00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:50,913 Then we take you back home. Come, Eric. 359 00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:53,350 Help me make delicious dinner for people who live here. 360 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,341 I can't believe my couch is gone. 361 00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:10,610 That's life in the big city, okay? 362 00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:12,211 It's nobody's fault. 363 00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,345 You said it would be fine. 364 00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:14,914 I figured you moved it yourself. 365 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,216 You seem to have tremendous upper-body strength. 366 00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,817 I do bench 80 pounds. 367 00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:19,952 - Good for you. - That's a lot. 368 00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:21,287 It's like for any body builder. 369 00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,555 Hey, you guys got the couch... 370 00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,123 No, Jen, it was stolen. 371 00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:28,927 Mo, it was a crappy couch anyway. 372 00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:31,797 - It's not a big deal. - It's not a big deal to you, 373 00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,565 because you're moving back home. 374 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,166 Didn't you leave already? 375 00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:37,069 Uh, like, why are you back? 376 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,805 Hey! Hey, would you guys stop it. 377 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,873 Just stop it right now. You guys are friends. 378 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,310 It's all gonna be okay. 379 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:48,213 Come on, Nate and I will help you find the couch, okay? 380 00:18:48,215 --> 00:18:50,781 It'll be like a... like a couch surfing, 381 00:18:50,783 --> 00:18:54,185 slash, uh, crazy action sequence, 382 00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:56,554 and then we'll come back here and we'll enjoy 383 00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:58,022 some of Nate's good, good baking. 384 00:19:01,094 --> 00:19:02,260 It is kind of a hobby of mine. 385 00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:03,628 Lewis is right. 386 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,230 We are going to find that freaking couch, 387 00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,031 even if we have to kick down every door. 388 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:10,367 And then I will shin-kick the slimeball who stole it. 389 00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:12,236 There we go! Let's do this! 390 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:15,940 Gimme a sec. 391 00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:22,412 - Lewis? - Mmm! Oh. 392 00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:54,277 Looks like your couch had a pretty wild night. 393 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,045 No!! 394 00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:58,747 Mo, I'll help you buy a new one. 395 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:01,551 This is a pretty beat-up crappy couch anyway. 396 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:04,387 You don't get it. It's my parents' couch. 397 00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:05,954 It's the last thing I have left of them. 398 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,091 Now, I have no stuff, no couch, no family. 399 00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:11,227 I'm basically hot Asian Bambi. 400 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:16,098 Mo, you're the strongest person I know. 401 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,833 You started working when you were 14, 402 00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,467 saved up enough money to move out, 403 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,671 and then decided to live with me... 404 00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,439 despite my "mommy" issues. 405 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:27,542 The only person who would do anything 406 00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:30,612 that self-destructive, is family. 407 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,818 And... 408 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,852 I'm staying. 409 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:42,790 And... these legs detach? 410 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,794 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 411 00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:49,263 We can probably get it into the apartment this way. 412 00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:51,766 All right, so, let's get this bad boy home then. 413 00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,835 And, then, maybe an early night pub-crawl? 414 00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,338 Okay, I'm down. 415 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,440 Do you feel something moving? 416 00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:01,275 Couch squirrels. 417 00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:15,757 Hello? 418 00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:16,958 Police? 419 00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,961 You found our stuff. 420 00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,730 Yeah, yeah, we can come pick it up. 421 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:26,934 Or you can pretend this call never happened 422 00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:29,237 and I can file this really big insurance claim. 423 00:21:29,239 --> 00:21:30,405 Thank you, Officer. 424 00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:33,474 You're no fun. 425 00:21:33,476 --> 00:21:35,776 Mo, they found our stuff. 426 00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:38,478 This is a sign of positive things to come. 427 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,148 Jenny, Mommy has car to take you home, 428 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:43,951 and treadmill in room to help diet. 429 00:21:43,953 --> 00:21:45,986 Mo can sleep on floor. 430 00:21:45,988 --> 00:21:49,056 Did I mention that my family was coming for dinner? 431 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,260 For more "Second Jen," visit citytv.com. 432 00:21:53,261 --> 00:21:58,261 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -