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♪♪

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Ta-da! It's a focus wall!

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Chic Urban Design says if
you wallpaper a single wall

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in your home, it really draws the eye.

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That's fantastic.

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I didn't even notice
that wall was there.

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Oh!

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I also baked these
brownies for the professor

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for when he gets in from Humboldt.

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Mm, nope.

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Now that he's finally forgiven
us from buying all that

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Hufflepuff from another grower,

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I really want things to be nice.

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Paige, the professor
has been high since 1986.

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We could put out week-old Cinnabon.

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I home you told him to
bring a lot of weed, though,

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because our supplies are really low.

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(banging in the distance)

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Awful neighbors again?

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What is with this?

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I thought we were
supposed to be the ones

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who were loud and obnoxious.

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They finally moved in last night.

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(gasping)

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Let's go downstairs.

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We can be the first
to complain for once.

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Hello, upstairs neighbors, anyone home?

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(man) Come on in!

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- Oh my God.
- (Jordan) Where the (bleep) are we?

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- Hi, neighbors!
- Hi!

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My God.

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Oh, oh, we're hugging.

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That's happening.

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Nate, I see you.

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- Paige, hi.
- Hi, Paige, Toby.

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- Jordan, hi.
- Welcome.

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Please, please excuse the mess,

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we're still getting organized.

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We kept our place in Brooklyn,

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but we sold our house in the Hamptons,

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and there's just way too much furniture

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and still more coming.

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We're probably gonna have
to throw most of this stuff

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in the dumpster.

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Starting with this garbage sofa.

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Oh yeah, total trash.

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See?

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People in LA are so much more honest.

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I told you, Nate.

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We're so in love with this neighborhood.

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(Toby) It is just about to happen.

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Oh my God, is that a Yeti, a real one?

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This guy, he gets random
groups of people together

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and gets them on roller coasters,

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then gets them to take off their clothes

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and he photographs them.

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It's like two of my favorite
things in life rolled into one:

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thrill rides and public nudity.

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I want to be in one of
these photos... so badly.

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Well, that's one of Nate's pieces.

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He's Nate Yeti.

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(Jordan) You're Yeti?

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Wow, I can't... I can't believe that.

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I can't believe how much
work you guys have done

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on this place.

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I mean, it's a rental.

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I know, but we just
can't live in a place

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without making it our own.

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We did it in our New
York apartment, too.

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Oh my God, I love New York so much.

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I mean, the restaurants, the theater...

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Oh, you know, we actually
have an extra ticket

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to the LA premiere of "Hamilton"

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and I have heard that Lin is
gonna be in the first show,

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but nobody's supposed to
know, but he's a friend, so...

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Oh my God, they call him Lin.

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Oh, Nate, we have got
to get this sofa outside

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before that next truck comes.

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Can we continue this later?

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So nice to meet you.

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I mean, we have things to take
care of upstairs as well...

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- (Toby) All right, lift with your legs.
- (Nate) Legs.

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Not your back.

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(groaning)

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One, two, three.

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I mean, how great were they?

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Even I like them.

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When they said extra "Hamilton" ticket,

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they meant me, right?

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How else would you interpret that?

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We live upstairs from Yeti!

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They can never come up
here and know that we took

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their couch out of the dumpster.

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I mean, that is a given.

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I feel like our whole
lives are about to change.

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Already have.

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♪♪

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♪ Say baby what's your name? ♪

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♪ Are you the one Mary? ♪

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♪ Are you Jane? ♪♪

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No, this is our new dumpster couch!

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No!

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_

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No, get down!

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Get outta here.

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Okay, so we didn't have
enough cash in the cash box

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to buy Nate and Toby a
new housewarming gift,

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but... what if we gave them the candle

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we bought for Jaime's
daughter's wedding?

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Yeah, but Jaime's like family.

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I mean, he gives us such
a great deal on all our

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pot-yatas and he like
paints in the bloodshot eyes.

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No, I know, but the wedding's
not for another month,

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and once the professor gets here,

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we'll have enough cash
to buy another one.

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Come on.

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♪♪

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Wow.

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So, Nate, how do you
cast for your photos?

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Like do you have an open call

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or let's just say there
was someone who had like

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a super like slammin' bod,

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and were totally down
to go meet some strangers

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and... and show her pubes in public?

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Oh, I mostly cast people from my church.

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Oh, your chur... your church?

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Hey, girls, we were going to call you.

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Oh, we brought you a housewarming gift.

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- Oh...
- Oh...

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Oh my God, is that a Veronique poncho?

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Huh? Oh, yeah.

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Veronique and I grew up together.

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She'll always be Ronnie to me.

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But I guess there's like a
huge wait list for these things.

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They're like the "Hamilton" of ponchos.

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(laughing)

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Well, Veronique is coming tonight.

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Nate, did you invite the girls?

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- We're having a thing.
- Oh.

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Should we open this together?

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Our first housewarming gift.

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Oh, wow!

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It's a bird candle!

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Thank you!

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We'll have to find a place for that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, so tonight, you
should definitely come.

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Oh my gosh, thank you
so much for inviting us.

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Good, I mean, you've been
here so long, obviously,

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you know so much about the neighborhood.

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Oh, it's one of the perks of
running a delivery service.

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See, you're the perfect
people to help us

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ferret out those drug dealers.

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Who... what?

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Apparently, this neighborhood
is crawling with drug dealers.

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I mean, talk about just the
lowest form of human life.

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What did you girls say you deliver?

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Flowers.

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- We deliver flowers, we are florists.
- Florists.

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So anyway, tonight, neighborhood
watch meeting/dinner party,

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you'll meet all our peeps, we'll
figure out who these dirt bags

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are and get them out of town.

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And maybe we can order
some flowers, too.

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- (cell phone chiming)
- You betcha.

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Oh no, this won't work.

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Nate, the upholsterers are
saying they're picking up

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the new sofa today and it's
either today or next month.

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We probably should have
held on to the garbage sofa.

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- The meeting.
- I know.

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- Aw, shoot.
- Yeah.

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Really wanted to have
that meeting tonight,

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get those drug dealers.

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Or...

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what if we had it at your place?

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- Our place?
- If you're offering.

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Are we?

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Thank you!

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See you then.

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- See you then!
- See you then!

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♪♪

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Well that's it.

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All the weed and weed
paraphernalia are hidden.

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What's... can we...

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I left a message with the professor,

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told him to abort,

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so there's nothing to
suggest that a drug dealer

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lives anywhere near here.

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Oh, we forgot about the brownies.

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Crap, I don't... I'm
out of hiding spaces.

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Um...

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Ah, I'll put them in there.

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If anyone asks, the oven is broken.

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Whoa.

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I know, right?

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Had to drive all the
way to Beverly Hills,

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sneak into a bar
mitzvah and steal those.

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There was no way we could
afford anything that nice

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to impress Nate and Toby with,

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and you saw how much they
hated our bird candle.

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Listen to this.

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You know how Nate said he
cast people out of his church?

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He's a member of P.E.A.K.

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So I go to the personality center

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and I picked up a copy of this book.

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I took a test, I signed
a thousand-year contract.

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The book was free.

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Um, that kind of seems like overkill.

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I have to get off on
the right foot with Nate.

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Once he believes I'm a
member of the P.E.A.K. church,

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he'll totally put me in a nudie photo.

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(sighing)

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Do you think it looks nice enough?

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It looks amazing.

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DDL, off the couch.

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(doorbell ringing)

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They're here.

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- (gasping)
- Ho, ho, ho!

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I come bearing gifts!

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And by gifts, I mean
weed that I've grown.

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No, no, no, you can't be here.

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We left a message!

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Oh yeah, I got that.

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Here I am.

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I'm so sorry, Professor,
you can't come in.

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- We're having a party.
- I spent seven hours in a car

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to bring you guys product

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and I can't be a guest at your party?

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You know, all this and
the Hufflepuff incident?

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I'm beginning to think that you

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don't want to be in
business with the professor.

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- Oh, no, no!
- No, no!

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You're absolutely invited to our party!

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Hey, for the next two hours,
could you just promise me

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you won't like get
high or talk about weed?

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- Yeah.
- Ooh.

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That'll be an interesting experiment.

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And could... could
you go to the bathroom

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and just look a little more...

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or just look less...

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Just go hang out in there.

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(sighing)

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(doorbell ringing)

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- What are we gonna do with all of this?
- What... I...

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Wait, Jordan!

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We're coming!

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(sighing)

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- Hello.
- (Nate) Hi. - Hello.

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Oh, look at this place.

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It's so...

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BoHo millennial chic.

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Thank you.

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This is Veronique.

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It is such a pleasure to meet you.

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I am a huge fan of your ponchos.

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Thanks.

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And this is Tasha.

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She's a chef.

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She owns Courtesy.

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Oh my God.

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That place is supposed to be amazing.

262
00:07:38,646 --> 00:07:40,966
Well, you'll get to taste tonight.

263
00:07:40,968 --> 00:07:42,501
That would be truly an honor.

264
00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:43,569
Please, come in.

265
00:07:43,571 --> 00:07:45,004
♪♪

266
00:07:46,707 --> 00:07:48,007
Under this roof,

267
00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,376
we are still in the
shadow of the mountain.

268
00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:51,844
I didn't know you were a fellow climber

269
00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,012
of the P.E.A.K.

270
00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:55,414
I open my eyes to you.

271
00:07:58,419 --> 00:07:59,985
In the shadow of the mountain.

272
00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:02,452
In the shadow of the mountain.

273
00:08:10,164 --> 00:08:11,697
Wait. Paige?

274
00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,865
- Yeah?
- These flowers.

275
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,133
Yeah.

276
00:08:14,135 --> 00:08:17,136
They were at the Beverly
Hills Hotel today.

277
00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:19,572
You did the flowers for
Pharrell's bar mitzvah?

278
00:08:19,574 --> 00:08:20,873
Get out.

279
00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,842
Yes, I did.

280
00:08:22,844 --> 00:08:24,477
Um, that was an event

281
00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:27,746
that I did at a hotel
in... in Beverly Hills.

282
00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:29,315
Mazel tov.

283
00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:31,050
I can't believe I didn't see you there.

284
00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,251
- I catered it.
- You did?

285
00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:33,877
Well, you know, it was just

286
00:08:33,902 --> 00:08:36,322
one of the events that I did today.

287
00:08:36,324 --> 00:08:37,490
I'm sure you know how that is.

288
00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:38,662
I was running all over town.

289
00:08:38,687 --> 00:08:39,768
Veronique.

290
00:08:40,628 --> 00:08:42,528
Paige did Pharrell's.

291
00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:44,930
Oh, then you must know Gwyneth.

292
00:08:44,932 --> 00:08:46,332
Gwyneth.

293
00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,600
God, we are like...

294
00:08:47,602 --> 00:08:48,901
I love her.

295
00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,103
We should call her and tell
her that we're together.

296
00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:53,439
Um, I... I... I think she's out of town.

297
00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:54,409
She is?

298
00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:56,745
She didn't tell me that.

299
00:08:57,211 --> 00:08:59,011
I wonder why she didn't tell me that.

300
00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:00,546
God, I knew she was mad at me.

301
00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:02,114
- (doorbell ringing)
- No, that new assistant is horrid.

302
00:09:02,116 --> 00:09:04,209
I'm sure there's just
been a misunderstanding.

303
00:09:04,996 --> 00:09:06,418
Bentley, no!

304
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,853
We are having a
neighborhood watch meeting.

305
00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:09,188
But I live in the neighborhood.

306
00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,090
Where they're trying to
bust local drug dealers.

307
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,558
Why the hell are you
having that meeting?

308
00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,193
It is a long story,
but the point of it is

309
00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:15,995
we're maxed out on weed dealers.

310
00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,135
(sighing)

311
00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:26,205
Hey, Professor, how... how you feeling?

312
00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:27,973
Jordan, it is the strangest sensation.

313
00:09:27,975 --> 00:09:29,241
I feel like I've been in a submarine,

314
00:09:29,243 --> 00:09:30,442
underwater for years,

315
00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,878
and now I've finally
come to the surface.

316
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,446
All of my senses are super acute,

317
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,081
my nose is filled with smells

318
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,883
and I'm pretty sure that dog

319
00:09:37,885 --> 00:09:39,752
is trying to communicate with us.

320
00:09:39,754 --> 00:09:42,352
(whimpering) _

321
00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:44,223
- Hello.
- Ah...

322
00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:45,457
I don't believe we've met.

323
00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,092
- Toby.
- This is the Professor.

324
00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:49,562
He's an old family friend.

325
00:09:49,564 --> 00:09:50,496
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

326
00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,412
- What do you teach?
- Economics.

327
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,667
At a college.

328
00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:57,870
I actually have a PhD in economics.

329
00:09:57,872 --> 00:09:59,475
And a family.

330
00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:00,994
- Oh...
- Uh...

331
00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:03,509
Academics, always eccentric.

332
00:10:03,511 --> 00:10:04,577
Come on, buddy.

333
00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:06,612
Do you have a phone that I can use?

334
00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:08,047
Oh, hey, Nate, what are you doing?

335
00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:09,081
What do you need?

336
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,115
It's 7:00.

337
00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:11,617
Time for evening contemplations.

338
00:10:11,619 --> 00:10:13,485
Yeah, it is and I do
them over here, let's go.

339
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,754
But we need to be in
a room that faces south

340
00:10:15,756 --> 00:10:17,690
- in order to face the Great Mountain.
- I know that,

341
00:10:17,692 --> 00:10:19,592
but I took my first
level one in Australia,

342
00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:21,060
where north is south,
so that's... may the

343
00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:22,628
Great Mountain God forgive me.

344
00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,863
Give me one second and then
let's do that thing you...

345
00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,365
♪♪

346
00:10:28,769 --> 00:10:29,902
Ugh.

347
00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:31,103
Laundry day, it's so unholy.

348
00:10:31,105 --> 00:10:32,237
Like I can't even contemplate

349
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:33,505
when there's laundry about.

350
00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:37,790
- What are you doing?
- Nate needs to go into my room

351
00:10:37,815 --> 00:10:38,911
so we can pray to the Great Mountain.

352
00:10:38,913 --> 00:10:40,346
- What are you doing?
- I'm designing the flowers for

353
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,047
Ariana Grande's Easter egg hunt.

354
00:10:42,049 --> 00:10:43,373
Tasha recommended me.

355
00:10:43,398 --> 00:10:44,611
Tulips are too obvious, right?

356
00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:45,851
You know you're not a florist.

357
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,020
Says the woman pretending
to be a fourth-level P.E.A.K.

358
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,254
Uh, I wish I was fourth level.

359
00:10:49,256 --> 00:10:50,456
They get to go on the cruise.

360
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,424
Gotta go, late for contemplation.

361
00:10:52,426 --> 00:10:53,492
♪♪

362
00:10:54,929 --> 00:10:58,530
(humming)

363
00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:02,929
- I...
- I...

364
00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:05,175
- ascend...
- ascend...

365
00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:07,711
- the mountain.
- mountain.

366
00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:12,215
- The summon...
- The summon...

367
00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:13,950
(Bentley) ♪ I kick
it so beautifully uh ♪

368
00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:16,077
♪ Ain't no one as true as me uh ♪

369
00:11:16,102 --> 00:11:17,694
♪ I'm slicin' and dicin'
and eating' the beat up ♪

370
00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:19,379
♪ Like it was charcuterie uh... ♪

371
00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:21,815
Would you excuse me for just one second?

372
00:11:21,817 --> 00:11:22,849
Great Mountain, forgive me.

373
00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:24,284
♪ Yeah ♪

374
00:11:24,286 --> 00:11:25,919
♪ You know I lose
control of my soul ♪

375
00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:28,488
♪ Every time I smoke
a pig's butt whole ♪♪

376
00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:29,756
Swag.

377
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,395
Uh, if you'll excuse me one second.

378
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,553
Thank you so much.

379
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,051
- What's up?
- Bentley, what are you doing?

380
00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,995
I am spittin' hot bars
and taking no "pris-nars."

381
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,253
- What does it look like?
- What?

382
00:11:39,255 --> 00:11:40,285
You're not invited
here, I told you that.

383
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,390
As a drug dealer.

384
00:11:41,415 --> 00:11:42,648
You didn't say nothing about being

385
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,533
a world-famous freestyle rapper.

386
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:45,886
You're not.

387
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,607
Well, I would be if I wasn't
killing it slanging mad dope.

388
00:11:48,632 --> 00:11:51,199
And that Chef Tasha, she is lovin' it.

389
00:11:51,201 --> 00:11:53,103
She's gonna cater my
South American tour.

390
00:11:54,971 --> 00:11:56,171
- Paige.
- Oh.

391
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,173
Toby tells me that you wanted a poncho.

392
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,108
There's a very long waiting list,

393
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,522
but I think you should have one.

394
00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:02,244
Really?

395
00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:04,189
Also, do you think that
we could go in there

396
00:12:04,214 --> 00:12:06,748
and talk privately about Gwyneth?

397
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,384
Did she say something to you about me?

398
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:10,852
Hold on one moment.

399
00:12:10,854 --> 00:12:12,787
Jordan, could you
come over here, please?

400
00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,849
Veronique and I have something

401
00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:17,880
very important to discuss in my room.

402
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,993
Do you think you could get your

403
00:12:18,995 --> 00:12:21,144
- dirty laundry out of there?
- My dirty laundry.

404
00:12:21,246 --> 00:12:23,141
Oh, let me get... yeah, let me
get my laundry, let me get...

405
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,106
Yes.

406
00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:25,764
See, the thing about female friendships

407
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,129
that I've always found is just...

408
00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,487
Socks and undies coming through.

409
00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:31,493
...sometimes it's just
such a complicated...

410
00:12:35,329 --> 00:12:36,528
Ah, Bentley!

411
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,430
What the (bleep)? I need you, Jordan.

412
00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:39,798
We need to make love.

413
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,438
- Control yourself.
- I can't.

414
00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:43,134
I control my wood with weed,

415
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,202
but you won't let me smoke weed,

416
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:45,537
so what's it gonna be, J?

417
00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,279
- Wood or weed?
- There are no other options?

418
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:48,306
I don't know.

419
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,837
Come on, give me like
a BJ or an HJ just to...

420
00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,644
- I don't know, just blow on it, flick it.
- (cell phone clicking)

421
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,713
Here! DIY!

422
00:12:54,715 --> 00:12:56,281
Finish as quickly as you can.

423
00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,683
You'd be surprised how
many people tell me that.

424
00:12:58,685 --> 00:13:00,464
(gasping) Jordan.

425
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,117
I want you to be in
one of my photographs.

426
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:05,423
In the shadow of the mountain.

427
00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:07,292
In the shadow of the mountain.

428
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:12,876
Jordan.

429
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,132
I get a poncho.

430
00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:16,034
I get to be in a Yeti.

431
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,969
This bullshit actually worked.

432
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,504
I started this equation 20 years ago,

433
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:22,874
and now... I finally
understand how to complete it.

434
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:24,276
Wow, you were right.

435
00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,645
That focus wall really
grabs your attention.

436
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:28,113
(doorbell ringing)

437
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,283
We're actually pulling this off.

438
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:34,920
I'm here for the drug dealers.

439
00:13:34,922 --> 00:13:36,087
♪♪

440
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,252
I have the constitutional right
to refuse a request to search.

441
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:44,488
I... I'm sorry, am I in the right place?

442
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,946
I'm... I'm a friend of Toby's.

443
00:13:45,948 --> 00:13:48,046
I'm... I'm here for the
neighborhood watch meeting.

444
00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:50,466
Yes, yes, come in, come in.

445
00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:51,867
♪♪

446
00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,146
_

447
00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:59,041
All right, so we in law
enforcement really rely on

448
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:01,443
close-knit communities
of likeminded people

449
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:04,613
who look out for each other
and look out for criminals.

450
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:08,050
So right here, we have some
footage from a traffic camera

451
00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:10,419
of a couple delivering drugs.

452
00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,821
Right here you can see the
man and his female accomplice.

453
00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,156
I'm sorry, how...

454
00:14:14,158 --> 00:14:16,025
- how can you tell it's a man?
- Uh, Jordan?

455
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,427
Well, uh, uh, his height and
the broadness of the shoulders,

456
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:19,828
and... and here, you can see,

457
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:21,087
he starts to relieve
himself in the street.

458
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,364
What a dirt bag!

459
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:24,333
See, that's exactly
what we're talking about.

460
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,669
This neighborhood is on the
verge of a major renaissance.

461
00:14:26,671 --> 00:14:28,037
We could be leading that charge.

462
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,805
Especially if we want to profit from it.

463
00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:31,807
Buying property in a
neighborhood before it

464
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:34,043
gentrifies is like striking oil.

465
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,811
You will not believe the deal we got

466
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:37,279
on this crappy piñata store

467
00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:38,814
we're replacing with our nap bar.

468
00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:40,015
What's a nap bar?

469
00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:41,884
Oh, it's like a dry bar, but for naps.

470
00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,857
Wait, the piñata place on Mohawk?

471
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,282
I mean, that's been open forever.

472
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,976
We buy all our piñatas from Jaime.

473
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,801
We're actually going to
his daughter's wedding.

474
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,836
Why do you buy lots of piñatas?

475
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,774
Oh, well, we fill them with flowers.

476
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,976
Jeez, Jaime's going out of business.

477
00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:58,043
I mean, I'm sure you gave him

478
00:14:58,045 --> 00:14:59,478
a decent amount of money, right?

479
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,679
We paid him an appropriate amount for

480
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,047
a neighborhood in transition.

481
00:15:02,049 --> 00:15:03,449
Can we get back to the, uh, footage?

482
00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,060
Oh my God, look.

483
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,330
My Camembert tart's congealing,

484
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:08,387
I have to reheat this right away.

485
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:10,122
- Oh, I can get it, I can get it.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

486
00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:12,158
- No, you can't, because our oven's broken...
- Broken.

487
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,327
...and the new one's
on its way from France.

488
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:17,496
But it got caught in customs.

489
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:19,565
Because we are not losers.

490
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,133
Uh, well, if you don't
mind running downstairs,

491
00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:22,368
you can use ours.

492
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:24,703
I will do that.

493
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:26,138
I will be right back.

494
00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:32,111
♪♪

495
00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:36,949
Ooh.

496
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,119
Whoa.

497
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:43,923
(cell phone chiming)

498
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:46,192
"Toilet would like to
sync with your phone."

499
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:47,026
Okay.

500
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,828
<i>(woman) Welcome.</i>

501
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,995
No way.

502
00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:59,572
<i>Initiating modesty music.</i>

503
00:15:59,574 --> 00:16:01,874
(classical music playing)

504
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:04,643
<i>Would you like to try
the bidet function?</i>

505
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,111
I've never tried a bidet.

506
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:07,213
(water running)

507
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:08,547
Ooh.

508
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:10,349
Oh.

509
00:16:10,351 --> 00:16:12,418
Oh...

510
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,719
(cell phone chiming)

511
00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:16,459
What's a waterfall?

512
00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:19,914
Whoa!

513
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:23,262
<i>No phone is currently synced.</i>

514
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:25,164
Yes, it is.

515
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,332
Yes, it is...

516
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,900
What?

517
00:16:27,902 --> 00:16:29,902
Sync!

518
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,003
Sync!

519
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,239
Ahh!

520
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,075
Un-sync, un-sync!

521
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:37,009
Stop!

522
00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,344
(whispering) Hello, police?

523
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:40,212
Hi, I'd like to report a missing person

524
00:16:40,214 --> 00:16:41,751
in Silver Lake.

525
00:16:43,951 --> 00:16:45,584
It's a young woman.

526
00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:49,939
Uh, a white woman.

527
00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:51,921
She's blonde.

528
00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:52,892
(feedback blaring)

529
00:16:52,894 --> 00:16:54,397
<i>(woman on walkie-talkie) 5-5-7-4.</i>

530
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:55,661
I'm so sorry, I've... I've got to run.

531
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,196
I've got a code blonde.

532
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,432
(cell phone ringing)

533
00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:01,600
What are you doing?

534
00:17:01,602 --> 00:17:02,801
Are you still downstairs?

535
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,603
<i>(Paige) Jordan, Jordan!</i>

536
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:06,205
♪♪

537
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,311
I bet I could fix that oven.

538
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:14,580
I used to have one like
it in one of my kitchens.

539
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:15,881
It's a classic.

540
00:17:17,552 --> 00:17:18,784
(dog whining)

541
00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:22,054
Something's so familiar
about this fabric.

542
00:17:23,558 --> 00:17:24,897
Oh.

543
00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:26,689
It's time for my
mid-evening contemplation.

544
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:33,933
Stop!

545
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,036
Whoa!

546
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,704
- What the...
- Jordan!

547
00:17:38,706 --> 00:17:39,805
Jordan, help me!

548
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,640
It's like "Titanic" in here!

549
00:17:41,642 --> 00:17:43,208
Okay, give me...
ahh... give me a minute.

550
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,044
No, Jordan, Jordan, don't leave me!

551
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,213
(coughing)

552
00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:54,827
Oh my God.

553
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:56,989
Oh thank God.

554
00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,657
That was really complicated.

555
00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:00,330
I had to turn it off at the source.

556
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:02,861
They have an orgy shower?

557
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:04,797
I'm really glad we stayed
so tight with these guys.

558
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,131
Yeah.

559
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,662
Still a little sad that they're putting

560
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,734
Jaime out of business, though.

561
00:18:08,736 --> 00:18:09,902
I know.

562
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,904
But maybe we can talk to them about it.

563
00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:13,806
We did a really good job
of convincing them that

564
00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:15,741
we're upstanding members of society.

565
00:18:15,743 --> 00:18:17,776
- I think they'll listen to us.
- Yeah.

566
00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:19,712
We wring you out first.

567
00:18:19,714 --> 00:18:21,280
♪♪

568
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,984
Hey, guys, sorry that took so long.

569
00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:26,685
Care to explain yourself, ladies?

570
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,420
I am shocked.

571
00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:32,477
All this time,

572
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,838
we're looking for the
lowlife drug dealers,

573
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,530
and it turns out the low-lives
are right under our noses.

574
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:38,601
We should have known

575
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,091
when they got us that gross candle.

576
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,864
Okay, you know what? You got us.

577
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,132
We deliver drugs.

578
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:46,050
But we are not dirt bags
or low-lives or losers.

579
00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,618
- We are good people.
- Yeah.

580
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,219
You stole our garbage couch.

581
00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:50,254
No.

582
00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:53,523
We repurposed your garbage couch.

583
00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:56,059
The only thing that we actually
did wrong is we tried too hard

584
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:57,561
to make you guys like us.

585
00:18:57,563 --> 00:19:00,974
And so we pretended to
be people that we weren't.

586
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:03,634
But you know what?

587
00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,335
It was awful.

588
00:19:05,337 --> 00:19:08,872
I mean, yeah, do I want a better life?

589
00:19:08,874 --> 00:19:11,108
Beautiful ponchos,
expensive theater tickets?

590
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,032
Sure.

591
00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:14,591
But I don't want to
lie to get those things.

592
00:19:14,641 --> 00:19:16,808
I'm proud of who we are and what we do.

593
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,671
And that bird candle is beautiful.

594
00:19:20,169 --> 00:19:22,447
And it was meant for someone
who was like family to us.

595
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:26,618
The only thing that I'm ashamed
of is that we wasted it on you.

596
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,063
You know what else?

597
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,455
I like our neighborhood
just the way it is.

598
00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:33,324
I like it cheap and dirty.

599
00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,859
I don't want to kick out
families who've been here

600
00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:36,795
forever so you guys can put in, what?

601
00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:38,363
A dumb nap bar?

602
00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:39,248
(scoffing)

603
00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:40,406
Not in LA.

604
00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:41,833
You wanna nap?

605
00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,501
That's what your car's for.

606
00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:44,669
So now that this officer's gone,

607
00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,037
let's make it official.

608
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:48,706
You live downstairs from weed dealers.

609
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,309
Welcome to Los Angeles!

610
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,311
Well, now that that
cat's out of the bag.

611
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,081
What the (bleep), Toby?

612
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,716
You said that we were
taking down drug dealers.

613
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,718
We thought like heroin, oxy.

614
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,086
Weed?

615
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:03,054
Weed is cool.

616
00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:04,222
It's like the new Internet.

617
00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:05,890
We're buying land in Humboldt.

618
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:07,749
Ooh, welcome, neighbor.

619
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:11,129
Hey, somebody wrote on
your wall, by the way.

620
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,931
We both have our weed cards.

621
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,265
I'm high right now.

622
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,767
So I'm assuming you're not a climber

623
00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:17,039
of the P.E.A.K., then.

624
00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:18,303
No, I am not,

625
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:21,039
unless they hold me to
that thousand-year contract.

626
00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:22,640
But I did sign it "Seymour Butts."

627
00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,175
Mmm, good one.

628
00:20:24,177 --> 00:20:27,078
Toby always did blow
things out of proportion.

629
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,012
What?!

630
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:31,482
Oh...

631
00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:38,012
Don't think we won't turn you in.

632
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,157
Go ahead.

633
00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:41,759
I'm sure Officer Davis
would like to know about your

634
00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:43,428
non-draught compliant bathroom.

635
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:45,330
Oh yeah, we saw it.

636
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,998
Made a big mess in there, too.

637
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,366
Seven showerheads?

638
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:49,968
Japanese toilet?

639
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:52,871
Bypassing the water
meter at the install?

640
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:54,372
That'll be a fun demolition,

641
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,540
and expensive, too.

642
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:56,841
You've just bought yourself

643
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:58,810
the worst neighbors in history.

644
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,779
I hope you like 4:00 a.m. dance parties.

645
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,969
I just downloaded "Lemonade."

646
00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:07,385
I... I do.

647
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:08,590
(clearing throat)

648
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:15,098
Oh, shoot.

649
00:21:15,161 --> 00:21:17,496
I didn't extort that
"Hamilton" ticket from them.

650
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:18,518
Don't worry about it.

651
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,672
I still have a key to their apartment.

652
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:21,684
We can poop downstairs
whenever they're out of town.

653
00:21:21,686 --> 00:21:22,742
Who wants to smoke weed?

654
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,767
- Oh, me, please!
- Girl, you are singing my song.

655
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:25,283
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