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- Sir, what's with all the hubbub?
- Smith, why are you wearing
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the same basic bitch tie
you wear every day?
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Now I'm gonna have to cut you
from the fashion show.
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What fashion show?
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The one we have every year
after Father's Day.
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This year's theme ... "flex,
flaunt, shimmy, and shake,
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all the way down
to the Langley Lake.
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Y-You know, I didn't actually
think of a theme.
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Here comes Duper
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in what's sure to be the
dad look of summer ...
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a big dog T-shirt, jorts,
and a socks/Crocs combo!
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But ... But that would mean
yesterday was Father's Day.
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This is impossible!
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My family forgot to celebrate... me.
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Well, here's something
no one will ever forget.
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♪ Cream, I need it 'cause
you know that I'm a fiend ♪
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♪ Gettin' freaky
in my Bentley limousine ♪
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♪ It's even better
when it's with ice cream ♪
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♪ Know what I mean?
Peaches and cream ♪
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♪ I need it 'cause you know
that I'm a fiend ♪
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- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- # Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine #
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♪ It's even better
when it's with ice cream ♪
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- All right!
- # Know what I mean? Peaches and cream #
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One day, the world's gonna see
Dick's got just as much to offer
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on the inside
as he does on the backside.
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Yeah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- # Good ... #
- # Good morning, U.S.A. #
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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So then I told him that I hadn't
talked to my brother in years
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but my relationship with my dry
cleaner has never been stronger.
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Oh, my ...
Home runs today, Roger!
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Dad, did you hear Roger's story?
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Yeah, it was... kind of funny.
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O... kay.
So, um, how was work?
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Oh! Did they figure out
if those twin agents you hate
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died in that botched mission?
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No. Rich and Mitch
are still just missing.
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Dad, what's going on?
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- You forgot Father's Day!
- What?!
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Bullock banished me
to the "lame dad room."
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Do you know where that is?
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It's the old haunted bathroom
that nobody uses anymore
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because ghosts are coming out
of the goddamn toilet
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- and going up butts!
- Father, I've failed you!
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- I'm so sorry!
- Oh, my God.
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I've been so obsessed
with corduroy,
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my whole weekend
just slipped away.
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Hey. What if we pretend
tomorrow is Father's Day?
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- I don't know.
- Come on! You name it.
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We'll give you your perfect day.
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Huh. I guess that could work.
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Smith.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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Thanks for calling.
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This day is...
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turning around!
The twins are dead!
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♪ Rich and Mitch
were found in a ditch ♪
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♪ Doo-da, doo-da ♪
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♪ Sorry, Mrs. Jankovich,
your stupid sons are dead ♪
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- Mm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Good morning!
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Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya
two days after Father's Day.
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That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours
or 522,720 minutes
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until the next Father's Day ...
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and 22 seconds until I take the pills
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that aren't helping
my crippling OCD.
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OCD, OCD, OCD.
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Now here's an oldie but a groovy!
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♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
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"For my meal, I would like
a Thanksgiving dinner."
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"For my entertainment ...
anything." Yes!
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"For my present ...
a homemade birdhouse.
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Thinkin' about becoming a bird guy."
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Happy Father's Day!
Birdhouse is coming along great.
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'Course, the city inspector's
riding me about zoning laws,
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and my electrician's putting me
through the whole rigmarole.
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Steve, you've made peace with
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- never being with a woman, right?
- Uh, yeah.
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Hey, Dad.
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Just trying to find lyrics
to rhyme with "My pops is tops."
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Well, I admire a good karate chop.
Find something there.
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Thanks for giving us
a second chance, honey.
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Mwah!
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Leave it.
It's your day.
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A groundbreaking
open-concept birdhouse.
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You can see everything
from the stove.
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Not bad, son.
I'd say this house is...
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for the birds.
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We've got turkey, stuffing,
mashed potatoes.
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Mmm! You know
exactly what I want.
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But you don't seem
to know that I want it
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from Boston Market.
Still, looks great.
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♪ You're the corduroy of dads ♪
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♪ The best one I've ever had ♪
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♪ I wrote this song for you, Daddy ♪
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♪ I wrote this song
for you-o-o-o-o-o-o ♪
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♪ Ye-a-a-a-h ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Good job, honey! Kind of
reminds me of early Dylan ...
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like, really early,
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before he learned
how to play the guitar.
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But I loved it.
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What a great day, Stan.
For you, not me.
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That guy on the bus
got in my face again,
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- and I just finally lost it ...
- Yeah, it was a nice day.
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Guess the family proved
they really do care.
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Are you... kidding me?!
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They forgot Father's Day!
And they covered for it
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with a B-minus celebration
on a Tuesday?
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"Oh, hey,
sorry for feeding you dogshit.
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Allow us to wash it down
with some RC Cola."
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Roger! Why do you
always have to be
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the little devil
on people's shoulder?
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W-W-Whoa.
Hang on, Klaus.
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Roger may have a point.
Stan?
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Well, I... guess
it could have been better.
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Little devil?
More like Little Debbie.
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'Cause I give
some sweeeeet advice!
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Good morning!
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Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya
two days after Father's Day.
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That's 363 days, or 8,712 hours
or 522,720 minutes
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until the next
Father's Day ...
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and 22 seconds
until I take the pills...
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"For my present ...
a homemade birdhouse.
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Please ... not open-concept."
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Happy Father's Day!
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Just getting ready
to "lei" this pig down
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for your luau dinner.
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So "hula" at your girl!
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- Leave it. It's ...
- It's my day.
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Uh, why is everyone acting
like it's yesterday?
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Because I erased their memories
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so they could relive
the previous day,
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giving them another shot
at a decent Father's Day.
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You're "Groundhog Day'ing"
the fam?!
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Wait. Why didn't you erase
my memory?
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Come on, bud.
You're not even on my radar.
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So, the family has no idea
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they're reliving
yesterday's Father's Day?
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Nope. Their minds
have been whipped clean.
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Wh-Whipped clean.
Whipped ... Whipped clea...
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Why ... Why can't I say this?
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I got it. Their minds
have been whipped cream.
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I feel like we're building
to the point
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where you tell us
how you did this.
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- Are we?
- We are.
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The C.I.A. was having ...
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Wait, wait.
Stan, how long is this story?
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'Cause I just want to know ...
do I sit, do I stand?
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Medium-long?
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Uh, lean. Yeah, I'll lean.
Continue.
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The C.I.A. was ...
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No, gonna sit.
Gonna sit.
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You seemed real unsure
about your answer.
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Well, don't let me interrupt you.
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The C.I.A.
was having a yard sale.
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Just gonna lie down
to play it safe.
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The C.I.A. had to have
a yard sale
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for the same reason
anyone has a yard sale ...
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to make an ass-load of money.
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"Got my dream part
in the school play."
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Signed, "The sweetest boy in Oz."
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This is not how I want
to remember my son.
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You don't have to.
Just use this.
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It's a memory neutralizer.
Flashes a light that wipes
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the last 24 hours
from your memory.
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I use it on myself every time
I watch "The Nutty Professor."
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That way, I get as hard
as I did the first time.
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So, after an okay
but not perfect Father's Day,
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I decided to use it on the family.
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- Wait. What happened to Roger?
- He went on a vape run, bro.
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The house was dangerously low
on Vanilla Vacation.
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But, Stan, what you're doing
feels very unfair to the family.
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What's unfair is
they forgot Father's Day.
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This whole thing is
supposed to be a makeup,
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and they haven't quite made up.
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But I just know
they're gonna nail it today.
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Almost done with the birdhouse.
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Hey, the skylight you wanted ...
it can be just painted on, right?
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Good morning!
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Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya
two days after Father's Day.
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♪ There's nothing that I wanna do ♪
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Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya
two days...
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♪ More than get alone
and be alone with you ♪
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Rockin' Ronnie comin' at ya...
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♪ Trouble with dreams
is they don't come true ♪
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♪ And when they do,
they could catch up to you ♪
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Good morning!
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♪ You don't need a thing
from me, but I ♪
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♪ I need something big from you ♪
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♪ 'Cause you know I've got ♪
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- # An awful lot of big dreams #
- Good morning!
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♪ I'm walkin' down a lonely road ♪
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♪ Clear to me now, but I
was never told ♪
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OCD, OCD, OCD. Now...
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♪ Trouble with dreams
is you never know ♪
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♪ When to hold on
and when to let go ♪
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- # If you let me down, it's all right #
- ... here's an oldie but groovy.
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- # At least that leaves something for me #
- ... but groovy...
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Steve!
Where have you been?
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You've missed five weeks of school!
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I don't know what's going on
here, Mr. Smith, but I'm gonna ...
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- Why am I...
- Once more.
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Again.
And two more for good luck.
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And one for your mother.
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- We need to talk, bro.
- Not now, Klaus.
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I have to top off the Pert Plus
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and reset all the radio recordings
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so they have a chance
to make tomorrow perfect.
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- Dude, you've lost it.
- Tomorrow.
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I'm sure tomorrow will
be the perfect Father's Day.
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It is my privilege
to welcome our nominee
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for president of the United States ...
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Senator Vincent Thacker!
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Thank you. And with the help
of my running mate,
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Senator Bill Sturges, we can
get this country back on track.
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Just got off the phone
with The Post.
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Tomorrow,
they're running an exposé.
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Some back-alley deal
you cut with Tetradual?
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Are you hearing me?!
It's over!
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What... What is that?
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Mine!
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Oh!
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Now it's mine.
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What is it, my child?
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It has returned.
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To destroy it,
we must return it to its source.
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Shh!
Come with me.
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There's no time.
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Damn, Steve! You wake up
camera-ready, lucky dog.
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Takes me hours to shake
that "just woke up" look.
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No time for what?
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And your morning voice
sounds clear as a sparrow!
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Me?
Forget about it!
241
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,609
No phone calls before noon.
242
00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:53,078
Klaus, I have to get started
on my dad's present.
243
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,747
Damn!
And no morning breath?
244
00:12:54,749 --> 00:12:56,782
Do you sleep
with mints in your mouth?
245
00:12:56,784 --> 00:13:00,319
Now, come on!
You're wasting valuable time!
246
00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:04,023
Where'd all this come from?
247
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:07,526
Check the artist's signature.
248
00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:09,728
"Steve Smith"?
249
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,564
I don't remember making this.
250
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:15,301
But that's my heart-dotted "I"
and eyeballs on the S's
251
00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,336
to make them look like
scary snakes.
252
00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:19,538
Here it is again!
253
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,440
Every night,
your dad resets your memory,
254
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:23,275
so every morning,
you wake up thinking
255
00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:25,844
it's Father's Day again ... and again!
256
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:29,615
Steve, you missed the story
of the boy in the volcano.
257
00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:31,850
It riveted the nation for months!
258
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:36,265
In the end, it turned out to be
just a goat in a Starter jacket.
259
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,724
Dad's not gonna get away
with this.
260
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:39,758
Yeah! Dad's lost it.
261
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,327
Klaus, he's not your dad.
262
00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:43,195
Well, well, well.
263
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,763
- Dad!
- No.
264
00:13:44,765 --> 00:13:46,899
Looks like you got it all figured out.
265
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:49,401
W-W-Why are you
doing this to us?
266
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,770
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Why?
Why? Why? Why?
267
00:13:51,772 --> 00:13:54,473
Because you guys can't give me
one decent day,
268
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:56,308
no matter how many chances
I give you!
269
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,844
Chances? What are you
talking about?
270
00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:00,546
Good morning!
Rockin' Ronnie...
271
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,715
Dad's been tricking us
into reliving Father's Day
272
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,783
every day for six months!
273
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,319
You brainwashed us?!
274
00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:08,988
Oh, of course!
Make it about you!
275
00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,623
Well, since you won't
remember this anyway,
276
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,143
I'll get everything out
of my system so I can
277
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,661
wake up tomorrow without
being so cheesed off!
278
00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:16,829
Go ahead, Steve ...
cry!
279
00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:18,430
It'd be weirder if you didn't!
280
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:20,265
Go ahead, Hayley ... gasp.
281
00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,935
- It'd be weirder if you didn't!
- Stan, enough!
282
00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:24,903
Since when is anything
enough for you?
283
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,373
For the last 20 years,
you just sit around
284
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,174
and wait for me
to bring home money.
285
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,410
"I need rugs.
I need bananas."
286
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,780
Stan, stop before you say
something you'll regret.
287
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,682
Oh, I haven't even started.
288
00:14:36,684 --> 00:14:38,050
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
289
00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:47,526
♪ I'm the Scatman ♪
290
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,313
You can stop feeling sorry
for yourselves,
291
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:09,982
because this never happened.
292
00:15:11,419 --> 00:15:13,085
Starting... now.
293
00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:14,520
Now!
294
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,755
Now, now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now!
295
00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:17,956
Aw, Stan.
296
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,792
When I was grabbing a snack
last night,
297
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,629
I "accidentally" knocked
that thing off the counter
298
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,732
'cause it wasn't on my... radar.
299
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:29,935
I ...
Uh, uh...
300
00:15:29,937 --> 00:15:31,937
And I wasn't really
getting a snack.
301
00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:34,406
That mission was purely
to be a rascal.
302
00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:38,410
Although, I did reward myself
with a sleeve of saltines
303
00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:42,715
and four packs of Gushers.
Happy Father's Day.
304
00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:48,835
Hey, guys.
Uh, I know you didn't think
305
00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:50,971
my jokes earlier were very funny.
306
00:15:50,973 --> 00:15:54,207
Jokes?! What you said
was unforgivable!
307
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,609
You can't dissect comedy!
308
00:15:55,611 --> 00:15:57,844
Anyway, I know you're feeling
a little down,
309
00:15:57,846 --> 00:16:00,714
so I made you one
of my famous apology cakes.
310
00:16:00,716 --> 00:16:03,016
Just pretend SpongeBob is me.
311
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:06,286
And instead of having amazing
adventures under the sea,
312
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:08,188
he's sorry
he insulted his family.
313
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:11,224
You don't understand.
We're never getting past this.
314
00:16:11,226 --> 00:16:15,061
Okay. I knew there was a small
chance the cake wouldn't work.
315
00:16:15,063 --> 00:16:17,497
But maybe you'll find
this filling more persuasive.
316
00:16:17,499 --> 00:16:19,966
You're all coming with me
to the C.I.A.
317
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,102
We have another memory eraser,
and I'm gonna use it
318
00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:24,437
to make you forget
all the things I said ...
319
00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:27,507
and the so-called "gun incident."
320
00:16:27,509 --> 00:16:29,109
There's another memory eraser?!
321
00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:32,045
That might be the only way
we can be a family again.
322
00:16:32,047 --> 00:16:34,047
I think you can
put down the gun, Dad.
323
00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:35,181
We all want to forget.
324
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,783
Ow!
325
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:42,355
Bad news ... We sold
the other memory neutralizer.
326
00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:43,456
No!
327
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,991
Wait.
What's in the box, then?
328
00:16:44,993 --> 00:16:46,560
Lil' Angelo!
329
00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:50,697
Oh, yeah, you missed
the C.I.A. mascot elections.
330
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:53,617
Gretchen the Guinea Pig ran
a tight race, but I think
331
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:56,536
we're still a ways off from
electing a female mascot.
332
00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:58,638
Dick, do you know who bought
the other neutralizer?
333
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,373
Yeah. Got the receipt right here.
334
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:03,710
- Some C.I.A. collector in Ohio.
- Ohio?!
335
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,912
B-But we only have 24 hours
from when you said those things
336
00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:08,582
- to get there!
- Yeah, If we don't make it by morning,
337
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,418
we're gonna remember
all the crap you said forever!
338
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,053
All the jokes.
339
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:18,992
Look, I know I hurt you guys,
but let me make it up to you.
340
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,461
Just because this is a day
that you're all going to forget
341
00:17:21,463 --> 00:17:23,196
doesn't mean it can't be
a day to remember.
342
00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:24,431
And then forget.
343
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,466
Can you just shut up
and focus on driving?
344
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:27,968
Yep.
Driving's pretty cool.
345
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,803
You, uh, want to give it
a try, son?
346
00:17:29,805 --> 00:17:31,571
- What?
- Yeah, you'll be driving soon.
347
00:17:31,573 --> 00:17:33,006
Stan, leave him alone.
348
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,408
What? I'm doing something
nice ... father/son.
349
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:36,676
Here, take the wheel.
350
00:17:39,881 --> 00:17:42,215
It's just like
one of your video games ...
351
00:17:42,217 --> 00:17:44,017
the ultimate video game.
352
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:47,153
You only have one life ...
well, technically, four lives.
353
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:49,939
Whoop! Guardrail.
354
00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:54,194
Please tell me you can fix this.
355
00:17:54,196 --> 00:17:55,762
What makes you think
I can fix ...
356
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:58,932
Oh. 'Cause of the tow truck
and the coveralls.
357
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:02,469
No, no, no, I'm not a mechanic.
I'm just a strange man.
358
00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:08,575
Guys, we got one!
359
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,310
Everybody, thumbs out
and look sexy.
360
00:18:10,312 --> 00:18:12,579
We don't know who this is
or what they're into.
361
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:20,520
The mouse can never resist
the cheese.
362
00:18:21,356 --> 00:18:23,323
Hey.
363
00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:27,027
- Hey. Hey.
- What?
364
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:30,230
What's your record
for Tylenol PMs?
365
00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:33,533
- What do you mean?
- What's the most you've ever taken?
366
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:35,268
I've done seven.
367
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,737
Stan, I think it's your turn
to ride shotgun!
368
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:40,540
Nonsense. My queen
always rides in front.
369
00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,644
Hey.
370
00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,649
Eight.
371
00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:55,955
Hey. Hey.
We're good.
372
00:18:55,957 --> 00:18:58,858
The place we're going
is just right up here.
373
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:02,629
One more... right here.
374
00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:05,832
27.
375
00:19:11,606 --> 00:19:13,440
Let me just say thanks
to our friend.
376
00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:15,742
He's dead.
We have 10 minutes.
377
00:19:18,647 --> 00:19:21,147
Don't get many visitors,
but I'm always happy
378
00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:23,550
to show off
my C.I.A. memorabilia.
379
00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,318
Whoa!
Hayley, check it out!
380
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,387
The super crack we introduced
in the '80s.
381
00:19:27,389 --> 00:19:31,024
Look! Steve!
The real Jason Bourne!
382
00:19:33,428 --> 00:19:35,361
How do I know how to do this?!
383
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:38,064
Dad!
We only have four minutes!
384
00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:40,600
I believe this is
what you came for.
385
00:19:40,602 --> 00:19:42,736
Now let's talk about a fair price.
386
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,006
Okay, we only got 30 seconds.
387
00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:48,641
I'll just zap you,
and we can forget
388
00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,910
about the worst day of our lives.
389
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:54,647
You know, I ... I meant
what I wrote on the cake.
390
00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:57,650
"Bad dad... sad."
391
00:19:58,787 --> 00:20:00,653
That's hot!
392
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,722
Steve, that was our last chance.
393
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:06,092
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but we shouldn't forget this day.
394
00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:08,912
Right! Because we made all these great
395
00:20:08,913 --> 00:20:11,731
new memories today ... as a family!
396
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,900
And that's the true meaning
of Father's Day.
397
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:16,603
Are you kidding me?!
Today was a disaster!
398
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:19,572
Well...
but, then... I'm screwed.
399
00:20:19,574 --> 00:20:21,074
You're gonna hate me forever.
400
00:20:21,076 --> 00:20:23,810
Yeah, we want you to feel
that way 'cause you've been
401
00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:26,379
working your ass off all day
to make things right.
402
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:28,581
It turns out the only thing
that makes you a good dad
403
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,317
- is being a guilty dad.
- Yeah.
404
00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:33,519
And that's the true meaning
of Father's Day.
405
00:20:33,537 --> 00:20:36,538
- No!!
- That's just a character flaw!
406
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,941
Noticing my flaws
and my strengths.
407
00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:42,210
Is... that the true meaning
of Father's Day?
408
00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:44,546
Dad, I'll explain it all in
the back of that guy's pickup.
409
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,981
Or better yet ...
why don't you drive?
410
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:48,483
You know what, guys?
411
00:20:48,485 --> 00:20:51,386
This is easily one
of my favorite Father's Days.
412
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:52,720
And Christmases.
413
00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:55,123
Did you guys know
it was Christmas?
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