1 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,083 Ever consider law? 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,817 - Not really. - He should. 3 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,387 He's got the mind for it. He's very argumentative. 4 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,955 - I am not. - I rest my case. 5 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,557 Sorry I'm late. 6 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,493 - Hey, Mom. - I had an early call with a client. 7 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:29,463 Hi, sweetie. So how's the new job, Sam? 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,899 Great, great, deeply fulfilling, like a prostate exam. 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,103 - So poetic. - Well, what do you want me to say? 10 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,904 It's the IRS, not Greenpeace. 11 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,639 Should we get started? 12 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,475 Okay, folks, we're in the home stretch. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,677 I filed the dissolution of marriage petition. 14 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,579 I'm just waiting to hear back about a court date. 15 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,615 And since you're both waving rights to spousal support, 16 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,084 and aren't contesting the division of assets, 17 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,553 I expect things to proceed smoothly. 18 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,688 What about the money from the sale of the house? 19 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:58,126 Oh, it's all held in escrow until the divorce is finalized. 20 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,039 Any other questions? 21 00:00:59,065 --> 00:01:01,053 Yeah, should we talk about child custody? 22 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:04,031 - What? - Well, because Sam and I were thinking 23 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,900 we would do every other week, and alternate holidays would work best. 24 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,771 - Mom, I'm 21 years old. - Honey, the grownups are talking. 25 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,509 Okay, I gotta go. 26 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,845 Honey? Just a second. 27 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,448 Your mom and I wanna talk to you about something. 28 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,185 Well, sweetie, you know, 29 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,520 now that your dad and I both have good jobs... 30 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,755 Well, jobs. 31 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,691 ...and we actually came out ahead on the house sale, 32 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,562 Thanks to your mom's great work as listing agent. 33 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,797 So we were thinking we can afford 34 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,432 to help you out with school, 35 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,335 if you'd like to re-enroll at NYU in the fall. 36 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,004 And maybe you, uh... 37 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,607 you give dorm living a try, huh? 38 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,509 Seriously? 39 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,445 That's amazing. 40 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,746 Oh! 41 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,848 Come here, come here. Go on, get out of here. 42 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:58,085 You don't wanna be late your first day back. 43 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,688 Bye. 44 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,957 Okay, it is so nice to see him smile. 45 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,726 He has been in such a funk lately. 46 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,429 I don't know why he hates that community college. 47 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,863 It's a lovely campus. 48 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,600 That's not why he's been so down. 49 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,934 No? 50 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,703 No. No. 51 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,371 He misses his girlfriend. 52 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,848 So how are you doing? 53 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,551 Oh, I'm... I'm good. 54 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,686 Busy. You? 55 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,257 - Better. - Hmm. 56 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,893 Not still eating frozen dinners, I hope? 57 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,231 You'll be happy to know that I prepared myself a salad the other night. 58 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:46,567 Oh, look at you. 59 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,803 Although the apartment gets a little lonely sometimes. 60 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:53,140 - Yeah. - I've made some friends. 61 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,842 - Hmm. - One guy, you'd love. 62 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,344 He's my supervisor at work. 63 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,647 Terry. He's a black fella. He's terrific. 64 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,150 You know, you don't have to mention he's black. 65 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,952 But he is. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,056 Yeah, but it's not really relevant is my point, 67 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,693 and it could be misconstrued as a little bit, you know... 68 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,861 What? 69 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,263 Racist. 70 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,299 Terry's not racist. 71 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:24,505 Well, I'll be glad when this is all over. 72 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:28,008 It'll be nice to get out of our caves 73 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,611 and just get on with our lives. 74 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,615 Yeah. 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,403 ♫ Oh, Caroline ♫ 76 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,439 ♫ You got to get away ♫ 77 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,741 ♫ Oh, Caroline ♫ 78 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,511 Huh? 79 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,413 It's good morning in Japanese. 80 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,180 Since when do you know Japanese? 81 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,682 Since I started teaching myself. 82 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,351 I figure they're gonna buy Red Oaks one day. 83 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,885 I mean, they already own half of Manhattan, 84 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,355 and they're crazy about golf, also mayonnaise. 85 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,891 Shouldn't you be spending your time learning how to mix cocktails? 86 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,793 Working on that, too. 87 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,996 - Another letter from Paris? - Yeah. 88 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,234 Any word yet on when she's getting back? 89 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,769 Next week sometime. 90 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,871 She says she has some stuff she needs to wrap up 91 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,039 before she comes home. 92 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,148 Wow. If it was me, 93 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,983 I'd have chosen Paris over here. 94 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,952 No offense, you know, I'd miss you and all, 95 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,355 but c'est la vie, David. 96 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,398 ♫ Ooh, yeah ♫ 97 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:16,116 ♫ Sha-la-la-la-la-la my lady ♫ 98 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:20,020 ♫ In the sun with your hair undone ♫ 99 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,823 ♫ Can you hear me now calling your name ♫ 100 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,759 ♫ From across the bay? ♫ 101 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,697 Dude, you ever had sex on a beach? 102 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,065 Technically, no. But one time back in high school, 103 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,701 me and Karen snuck into the athletic field at night 104 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,136 and did it in the long jump pit. 105 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,906 Didn't she get sand in her, you know, uh, hoo-ha? 106 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,040 She was on top. 107 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,643 What? 108 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,650 You never told me how it went with Misty last night. 109 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,251 - You guys have the talk? - Nah. 110 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:54,488 - Well, what happened? - Same thing that always does. 111 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,889 We hung out. It was awesome. 112 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,791 Felt like we were boyfriend and girlfriend, 113 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,693 except for the not having sex part. 114 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,829 And the second I try to steer the conversation 115 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,564 to "what the fuck is going on with us," 116 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,165 she got all evasive 117 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,868 and suddenly realized she had to study, and then split. 118 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,437 Dude, you can't let it go on like this. 119 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,739 I know. What's so frustrating is 120 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,441 I really felt like I was making progress. 121 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,008 Like that time we were both baked 122 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,811 and she let me feel her boobs before we passed out? 123 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,346 So confusing. 124 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,448 I know you're sick of me saying this, 125 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:21,849 but you need to confront her. 126 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,017 You can't keep letting her dodge the subject. 127 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,456 You're right. 128 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,723 I'm gonna do it. 129 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,091 Tonight. 130 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,560 Okay. 131 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,065 Yo, Wheeler! 132 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,569 What's this I hear about you not working valet anymore? 133 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,203 Yeah! You too good for us or something? 134 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,605 Gentlemen, you are looking at 135 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,574 the new Red Oaks Grille's bartender. 136 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,609 You better hook us up with some free booze. 137 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:52,513 Yeah, like I'd risk my job stealing alcohol for you two joysticks. 138 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:56,049 Hey, we're not joysticks. 139 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,491 As I live and breathe. 140 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:07,528 Boychick, look at you. Come here and give me a man hug, will you? 141 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,697 Come on, put some pelvis into it, huh? 142 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,165 - Okay. - You've been working out. 143 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,034 How was Boca? 144 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,970 I didn't end up making it out to Boca, actually. 145 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,171 - No? - Nah. 146 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:21,008 There was just too much going on around here... 147 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,511 ...between Father's prostate 148 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,547 and, um, my divorce. 149 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,749 What? Holy shit. 150 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,553 Nash, what happened? 151 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,524 Who's to say? 152 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,091 Perhaps we got married too young. 153 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,961 We'd been drifting apart for a while. 154 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:44,898 Also she gave me gonorrhea. So there's that. 155 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,736 But I'm okay. I'm over it... 156 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,540 after months of therapy and an aggressive regimen of antibiotics. 157 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:58,912 - I'm really sorry, man. - Oh, don't be. It's fine. 158 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,213 I'm fine. 159 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,715 No, I'm better than fine. 160 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,117 Besides, what better balm for a broken heart 161 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,887 than to get back out there and start sewing your wild oats, 162 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,623 and planting some rows of corn and potatoes besides? 163 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,158 If you catch my drift. 164 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,429 Ah! I just had the most marvelous idea. 165 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,665 What? 166 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,833 You, me, tonight, kickoff kegger. 167 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,035 I wasn't really planning on going this year. 168 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,004 You don't have to plan a thing. I'll take care of it all. 169 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,840 I'll pick you up and provide the snacks and the blue curacao. 170 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,242 All you have to do is wear a clean shirt. 171 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,744 This is going to be fantastic. 172 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,113 We'll be each other's wingmen. 173 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,050 - I can't, Nash. - Why not? 174 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,451 'Cause I'm not really in the mood, 175 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,153 and I'm seeing someone. 176 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,790 - Who? - Skye. 177 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,593 Getty's daughter? But I thought she was in France. 178 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,595 She is, but she's coming back. 179 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,197 That settles it. You're coming with me tonight. 180 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,733 I won't have you moping about like some fish wife 181 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,902 pining for her sailor to return from the seas. 182 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,604 We're going to have fun tonight, god damn it. 183 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,205 And you are going to get me laid. 184 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,975 Okay, yeah. 185 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,214 Hey, kid, don't give yourself a hernia. 186 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,616 All right. 187 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,350 Let's try this again, Herb. 188 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,519 Here we go. 189 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,622 All right? One Manhattan coming up. 190 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,623 Looks good. 191 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,791 The, uh... 192 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,661 Shit! 193 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,030 Oh, here you go. 194 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,068 We'll give it a taste. 195 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,372 How is it? 196 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,808 - Too sweet. - Still? 197 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,810 It's a Manhattan, not a Shirley Temple. 198 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,346 It should taste like getting mugged at gunpoint. 199 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,449 Just... I'll try again. Just let me run these out to the pool. 200 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,384 Okay. 201 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:47,220 Oh, boy. 202 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,122 Okay. 203 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,829 - Hey. - Hi. 204 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,066 - How you doing? - Good. 205 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,868 How about you? How you been? 206 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,936 I heard something about you going to school 207 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,705 - like, uh, to clean teeth. - Yeah. 208 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,774 Yeah, it's been going good. 209 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,276 Yeah, no shit. That's wild, 210 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,311 Yeah. How's the band? 211 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,746 We broke up. 212 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,115 Oh, I'm sorry. Wow. 213 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,550 No, those guys were ass-wipes. They were holding me back. 214 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,920 No, no, no, I've been focusing more on my solo stuff. 215 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,322 - Okay. - I'll bring you a demo tape. 216 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,691 I think you'd really dig it. 217 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,726 Like, it's more acoustic. 218 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,795 Like, ballads and shit. 219 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,663 Exploring your sensitive side. 220 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,399 - Exactly. - Hey, Misty. 221 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,734 - Hi. - Steve. 222 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,268 What do you want, lug nuts? 223 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,738 Uh, to talk to Misty? 224 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,408 I gotta get back to work. 225 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,476 - Bye. - Fuck you. 226 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,578 Listen, 227 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,347 there's something I really need to talk to you about. 228 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,449 - Okay. - So... 229 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,885 I feel like we've been avoiding... - 230 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,922 Walk! Sorry. Go ahead. 231 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,224 Um, like I was saying, 232 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,626 I'm just a little confused because... 233 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,396 No diving! Wheeler, can we talk later? 234 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,265 How about tonight? 235 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,367 I got class. 236 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,602 Fuck. 237 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,738 Can you skip? 238 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,239 I have a test. 239 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,108 Okay. 240 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,277 You better deliver those before they melt. 241 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,747 Yeah, okay. 242 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,365 - Hi. - Hi. 243 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,599 How are you? 244 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,802 Good. 245 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,037 It's been a long time. 246 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,773 I know. 247 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,375 How's community college? 248 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,442 Shitty. 249 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,911 But, uh, good news is 250 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,612 I'm going back to NYU starting the fall. 251 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,347 That's great. 252 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,016 How's modeling? 253 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,786 Good. Yeah. Barry got me a Sears circular. 254 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,287 Oh, cool. 255 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,022 How is Barry? 256 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,357 Hilarious, as always. 257 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:08,161 Um, yeah, that's actually the reason I stopped by. 258 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:13,400 I wanted to tell you before you heard it from anyone else. 259 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,803 Tell me what? 260 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,805 Um... 261 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,307 Barry and I are, well... 262 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,443 Wow. 263 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,812 That's fast. 264 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,080 Yeah, I mean, it's crazy, I know, 265 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,648 but I can't really believe it, either. 266 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,283 It's not like we're kids, though. 267 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,820 Barry's 30, and I'm almost done with my RN, so... 268 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,354 Yeah. 269 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,990 Well, congratulations. 270 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,526 Thanks. 271 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,294 Do you guys have a date and stuff? 272 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,063 August 23rd. 273 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,132 That'll be here before you know it. 274 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,467 Yeah, still like a zillion things I have to do. 275 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,937 You have no idea how many decisions are involved in planning a wedding, 276 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,272 even a small one in my parents' backyard. 277 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,373 Yeah. 278 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,846 I'm happy for you. It's what you always wanted. 279 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,316 I have a class, so I'm gonna get going. 280 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,360 - Another Coke. - Thanks. 281 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,561 No problem. 282 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,266 SATs? - I'm re-taking them next Saturday. 283 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,101 My dad says if I don't bring my scores up, 284 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,870 he's sending me to military school. 285 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,872 That sucks. What did you get the last time? 286 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,773 940. I'm pretty stupid. 287 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:30,477 Nah, man. Standardized tests have nothing to do with intelligence. 288 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,511 They're a racket. 289 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,013 They exist for the sole purpose 290 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,015 of selling No. 2 pencils. 291 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,518 Beating the SATs is like beating the house in Blackjack. 292 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,188 You play the percentages, count cards. 293 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,323 Beat 'em at their own game. 294 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,424 How? 295 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,229 Okay, for instance... 296 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,399 Everyone works their way through the sections of the test in sequence 297 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,600 like good like lemmings. 298 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,435 But why? Nothing in the rules say 299 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,970 you have to do reading comprehension 300 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,505 before similes. 301 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,340 In fact, you shouldn't, 302 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,675 'cause it takes three times as long, yet it's worth the same points. 303 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,545 So it makes more sense to skip over reading comprehension 304 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,647 and only come back to it later if you have time left. 305 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,018 You're pretty smart. What did you get on your SATs? 306 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,221 1580. 307 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,724 That's, like, almost a perfect score. 308 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,059 Why didn't you go to college? 309 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,460 I did for a year. 310 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,695 Dropped out. It wasn't my scene. 311 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,933 That whole Ivory Tower thing is kind of bogus, you know? 312 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,203 What? 313 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,105 You know, we kind of look alike. 314 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,575 - Do we? - It's close enough. 315 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,378 For what? 316 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,981 For you to pretend to be me and take the SATs in my place. 317 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,151 Okay, why would I do that? 318 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,186 Because I'll pay you a hundred bucks. 319 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,588 Two hundred. 320 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,623 Cash. 321 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,360 Please, Wheeler, I can't go to military school. 322 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,096 Did you see "Taps"? Those guys are psycho. 323 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:06,173 Okay. I'll do it. Fuck. 324 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,243 Okay, over here, Rambo. Say fromage. 325 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,213 Yeah, no expression whatsoever. Good choice. 326 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,116 Okay, little sis, step on up. 327 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,718 Hey! Out of my shot, special ed. 328 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,453 Hey, you need to be nice. They're just kids. 329 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,490 They drew first blood, not me. 330 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,861 Guess now's not a good time to tell you I'm pregnant. 331 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,597 You're preggers? 332 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,166 I'm kidding. 333 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,836 It's not really a bad time to talk about how many rug rats we're gonna have. 334 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,806 I used to think six, but after today, I'm not so sure. 335 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:44,011 Hey, how about we just enjoy being the two of us for a little while? 336 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,645 Yeah, right. 337 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,114 Oh, that reminds me. 338 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,681 Did you ask your sister about taking Gracie? 339 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,150 Yeah, no dice. 340 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,918 - Kid's afraid of cats. - Shoot. 341 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,188 Do you think maybe we can just keep her in the garage? 342 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,091 Sorry, babe. Can't have her anywhere in the vicinity. 343 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,060 Tongue swells up. I have trouble breathing. 344 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,462 Look, once we get married, 345 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,032 pussy's gotta go. 346 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,934 - Little pepper? - Little bit. Thank you. 347 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,570 Hi, Mr. Getty, Mrs. Getty. 348 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,040 - Hi. - David. 349 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,208 By the way, if you need me to pick up Skye 350 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,945 from the airport next week, I'm happy to do it. 351 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,480 We got it covered. 352 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,049 Okay, cool. 353 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,750 Well, I'll see you later. 354 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,156 So much for her little fling with him 355 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,658 being over by the summer. 356 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,193 Don't worry. Eat your lunch. 357 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,650 Now, this is what I call a target-rich environment. 358 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,752 - Now's your chance. - For what? 359 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,568 To be my wingman. 360 00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:03,148 What is this thing "wingman" you keep talking about? 361 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,325 - You've seen "Top Gun," right? - No, not yet. 362 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,927 You must. Siskel and Ebert were divided on it, of course, 363 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,098 but I found it to be quite a profound meditation 364 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,265 on the subject of male friendship. 365 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,401 Tom Skerritt is electric as always. 366 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,136 You gonna tell me what a wingman does? 367 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,105 All you have to do is fly over there. 368 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,439 I'll watch your tail. 369 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,741 And trap me up to those young bogeys. 370 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,115 Wait here. 371 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,218 Godspeed. 372 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,122 - This party blows. - Hey. 373 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,491 My friend over there was wondering if you wanted to party with him. 374 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,493 - Which one? - The one with the beard. 375 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,429 He's been going through a kind of a tough time lately, 376 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,231 but he's a great guy and a lot of fun. 377 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,333 - Does he have any weed? - Probably. 378 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,835 - Okay, whatever. - Awesome. 379 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,275 Do you... Do you have any weed? 380 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,544 Marijuana? Yes, I could definitely procure 381 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,779 something of that sort for you if you'd like. 382 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:18,965 Hand me one of those? 383 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,169 Surprise. 384 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,907 - When did you... - Two hours ago. 385 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,042 Why didn't you tell me you were coming home early? 386 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,612 I wanted to see the look on your face. 387 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,382 It was totally worth it. You should have seen yourself. 388 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,188 - Do you wanna get out of here? - Yeah. 389 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,893 Tonight, instead of practicing on each other, 390 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:51,398 you're gonna get the chance to clean the teeth of real life volunteers. 391 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,466 Recruited from the community. 392 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,835 So let's be professional, courteous, 393 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,771 and above all, gentle, 394 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,641 so our volunteers can have a pleasant experience. 395 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,010 All right. 396 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,613 Right this way. 397 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,716 - What are you doing here? - There you go. 398 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,818 - We need to talk. - Can't it wait? 399 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,486 No. 400 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,388 Tonight's worth like 40% of my grade. 401 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,056 Is there a problem here? 402 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,359 No, I... No problem, Doctor, just... 403 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,761 Okay. Let's not leave our patients waiting. 404 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,267 Wheeler, I swear to God. 405 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,702 Sometimes I just don't know about you. 406 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,271 That's why I'm here. 407 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,906 - I need to know how you feel. - Rinse. 408 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,410 Spit. 409 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,315 How I feel about what? 410 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,418 - Me. - What? Are you high? 411 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,920 No. But I'd take some nitrous if you got any. 412 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,991 Open. 413 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,596 Ahh. 414 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,266 Cripes, Wheeler, how much coffee do you drink? 415 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,768 - Ooh! Ooh! Sorry! - I can't take it anymore. 416 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,470 - Did I hurt you? - Not that. 417 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,138 - Us. - What do you mean? 418 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,576 I can't take not knowing what's going on between us, Misty. 419 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,311 I mean, we hang out all the time. 420 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,446 You're over so my house so much, my nana thinks you're her niece. 421 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,214 - Huh? - We've slept in the same bed together. 422 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,984 I've seen you pee. - You... Shh! 423 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,619 You let me feel you up. 424 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,920 One time. 425 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,922 And it was awesome. 426 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,257 You were high. 427 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,462 Don't you feel anything for me? 428 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,431 Wheeler, you know I love you. 429 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,865 You're my best friend. 430 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:38,538 But I gotta look out for myself, you know? 431 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,607 I can't build a future with a guy who's happy just 432 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,375 tending bar and selling weed. 433 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,648 I'm sorry. 434 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,560 You should have brought your dad's Mercedes. 435 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,329 Does this seat go back any farther? 436 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,630 No. 437 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,898 After this, your dorm is gonna seem palatial. 438 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,234 - God, your hard. - That's the gearshift. 439 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,436 Oh. 440 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,970 You wanna... Yeah? - Yeah. 441 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,677 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is that? 442 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,679 French women don't shave their armpits. 443 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,414 Wow. You really have gone native. 444 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,084 Don't make fun. 445 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,241 Just to warn you, I'm a little out of practice. 446 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:24,918 Not me. 447 00:21:24,944 --> 00:21:27,211 What? Who have you been practicing with? 448 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,721 Myself. 449 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,990 Oh, well, in that case, I'm an expert. 450 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,868 Your cardiologist know you're eating like that, Herb? 451 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,203 He died... jogging. 452 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,872 Putz. 453 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,907 All right. Well, listen, I wanna welcome everybody back 454 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,010 to the beginning of our summer season, 455 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,645 our first board meeting, 456 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,682 and I want to extend a special welcome to Rebecca Horowitz, 457 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,518 who will be serving out her late husband Dan's term on the board. 458 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,253 Dan was one in a million. He had a great sense of humor 459 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,556 and a lousy serve, which I'll miss 'em both. 460 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,924 All right, why don't we get down to business? 461 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,793 I'm sure you all notice the improvements 462 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,795 we had done over the winter at the main entrance. 463 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,463 And next up, we should be looking ahead 464 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,031 to the shuffleboard courts. 465 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,666 We have repairs needed there. 466 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,835 The estimates are coming in a little high. 467 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,037 - Excuse me, Doug? - Yeah. 468 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,972 Before we go any further, I believe there is 469 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,241 a pressing matter we need to discuss. 470 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,444 Okay. 471 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,780 The board feels that, due to your legal troubles, 472 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,883 and the negative publicity surrounding your upcoming criminal trial, 473 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,420 it would be best if you stepped down as president. 474 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:36,823 Are you kidding? 475 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:42,061 Is this some kind of joke? No! 476 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,163 Pardon me? 477 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,632 I'm not stepping down. 478 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,767 I helped build this place. 479 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:51,704 I have been here since day one. 480 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,773 My daughter was bat mitzvahed here, for God's sake. 481 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,708 Well, then I'm afraid you leave us no choice 482 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,109 but to hold a recall election, 483 00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,447 open to vote by the general membership. 484 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:07,053 Okay, okay. 485 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,789 Good luck finding somebody to run against me. 486 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,848 I'm sorry, Mr. Myers. 487 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,118 I'm afraid we don't have space for you in our film program. 488 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,727 But I applied and was accepted to the program last year. 489 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:51,798 And when you dropped out, I'm afraid we offered your slot to another student. 490 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,802 I wasn't dropping out. I was taking a break, you know, a leave of absence. 491 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,138 As you know, the film program is very competitive. 492 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,043 Well, isn't there anything you could do? 493 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,712 I'm sorry. 494 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,758 Hey... 495 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,774 What's wrong? 496 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,450 ♫ I don't like the film ♫ 497 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:47,286 ♫ I don't like the film ♫ 498 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,556 ♫ Play it all back ♫ 499 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,958 ♫ Play it all back ♫ 500 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,326 ♫ And I don't like the scenery ♫ 501 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,428 ♫ And I don't like the set ♫ 502 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:59,566 ♫ So put it all down ♫ 503 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,801 ♫ Put it all down ♫ 504 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,403 ♫ But I like the actors ♫ 505 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,606 ♫ And I like the ♫ 506 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,787 ♫ We're so exposed ♫ 507 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,624 ♫ We're so exposed ♫ 508 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,626 ♫ Anything can happen ♫ 509 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,761 ♫ Anything can happen ♫ 510 00:26:01,786 --> 00:26:06,786 - Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com -