1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,848 You see Videodrome yet? 2 00:00:07,849 --> 00:00:10,585 It's all this big trenchant warning about 3 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,320 addiction to television. 4 00:00:12,321 --> 00:00:14,221 Hey, we don't need a warning, we're here. 5 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,166 Dystopia is here, Ben. 6 00:00:16,525 --> 00:00:18,826 But you should check out the earlier stuff, 7 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:20,295 like the body horror of Shivers, 8 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:22,363 'cause they're infected with this parasite 9 00:00:22,364 --> 00:00:24,565 that makes them hyper-erotic. 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,866 But they don't want to say anything about it 11 00:00:25,867 --> 00:00:27,553 to each other, because they're too polite. 12 00:00:28,203 --> 00:00:29,604 You know what I mean? 13 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:31,940 Now that's a movie that is profoundly Canadian. 14 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:34,642 What, can I help you? 15 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,596 Uh, I'm looking for someone named Travis. 16 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,046 You're not serving a subpoena, are you? 17 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:40,348 No. 18 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:42,383 Oh, then you got him. I'm Travis. 19 00:00:42,384 --> 00:00:44,326 Oh, I'm David Myers. 20 00:00:44,351 --> 00:00:46,020 A guy I know named Barry said I should look you up. 21 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,922 Barry? 22 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,156 Barry, no. 23 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:50,558 I don't know any Barrys, sorry. 24 00:00:50,559 --> 00:00:53,027 He's a photographer. 25 00:00:53,028 --> 00:00:54,862 Mustache. Drives an El Camino. 26 00:00:54,863 --> 00:00:56,831 You just described the Boston Strangler. 27 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:58,633 Oh, okay. 28 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:00,344 Well, I'm sorry to bother you. 29 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,537 Wait, wait, wait. I'm just messing with you, kid. 30 00:01:02,538 --> 00:01:04,171 Barry told me you'd be coming by. 31 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,640 - Yeah? Awesome. - Yeah. 32 00:01:05,641 --> 00:01:06,641 So I understand you'd like to log some time 33 00:01:06,642 --> 00:01:07,842 on an editing deck. 34 00:01:07,843 --> 00:01:09,344 I can't pay much, but yeah. 35 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,345 I wouldn't worry about it. 36 00:01:10,346 --> 00:01:11,479 So here we go. 37 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,681 We make six programs a week. 38 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,487 Local call-in shows, infomercials, 39 00:01:15,512 --> 00:01:17,585 ads for 1-900 sex lines. 40 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:20,355 Our viewers are shut-ins, insomniacs, 41 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:22,923 stoner kids, people contemplating suicide. 42 00:01:22,924 --> 00:01:25,926 guys who are too ashamed to rent porn. 43 00:01:25,927 --> 00:01:26,828 Cool. 44 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:28,996 So, how do you know my man Barry? 45 00:01:28,997 --> 00:01:30,188 It's a long story. 46 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:32,533 Really? Well, Cliff Notes it for me. 47 00:01:32,534 --> 00:01:34,935 He's marrying my ex-girlfriend. 48 00:01:36,405 --> 00:01:38,373 - Navajo brothers. - Huh? 49 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:40,207 You know, shelter in the same wigwam. 50 00:01:40,626 --> 00:01:42,242 Never thought of it that way. 51 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:44,011 All right, here we go. 52 00:01:44,012 --> 00:01:46,648 Welcome to the Thunderdome. 53 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,259 What's that smell? 54 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,396 Uh, someone's dreams dying. 55 00:02:01,397 --> 00:02:04,298 Or a decomposing mess. We're overrun. 56 00:02:04,299 --> 00:02:05,299 Oh. 57 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,867 Anyway, have fun. 58 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:08,536 If you need me, I'll be in my office 59 00:02:08,537 --> 00:02:10,638 lamenting my life choices. 60 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,975 Or maybe jerking off, so knock. 61 00:02:17,446 --> 00:02:20,080 I had such a nice time. 62 00:02:20,081 --> 00:02:21,315 Me, too. 63 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:23,951 I mean, the Chinese food was really spicy. 64 00:02:23,952 --> 00:02:25,720 I know. 65 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:28,088 Should we get, like, a coffee or something? 66 00:02:28,089 --> 00:02:30,224 Oh, um, thanks. 67 00:02:30,225 --> 00:02:33,794 I have to get up early to show a house in the morning. 68 00:02:33,795 --> 00:02:36,096 Totally fine. Maybe next time? 69 00:02:36,097 --> 00:02:37,966 Yeah, that would be nice. 70 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,200 This is me. 71 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:41,855 Oh, um, well... 72 00:02:41,856 --> 00:02:44,673 I'm over there. 73 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:56,016 Well, good night. 74 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:57,553 Night. 75 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,241 Heh! 76 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,309 Oh my God. 77 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,544 What am I looking at? 78 00:03:23,545 --> 00:03:25,613 It's a bris, you know, the Jewish ritual. 79 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,782 Oh, yeah. Kinky. 80 00:03:27,783 --> 00:03:29,484 I guess. 81 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:33,087 Yeah. People have no idea what kind of freaky shit goes down in the burbs. 82 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,622 But I know. 83 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:36,241 I worked at Fotomat. 84 00:03:37,358 --> 00:03:39,202 Well, go on, show me more. 85 00:03:39,795 --> 00:03:41,996 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. 86 00:03:41,997 --> 00:03:43,498 I like how you cut from the baby 87 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:45,365 to grandpa crying like a little bitch. 88 00:03:45,366 --> 00:03:47,167 And then nervous dad to Xanax'd mom. 89 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:49,504 Then back to the wide shot, establish the scene. 90 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:50,938 Tells a story. 91 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,207 Yeah, that's pretty good stuff. 92 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,343 Thanks. 93 00:03:55,376 --> 00:03:56,911 Oh, shit, is that the time? 94 00:03:56,912 --> 00:03:58,913 No, that's a little fast. 95 00:03:58,914 --> 00:04:00,881 I need to go teach a tennis lesson. 96 00:04:00,882 --> 00:04:02,617 Any chance I can come back? 97 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,151 You know, another time to finish? 98 00:04:04,152 --> 00:04:05,586 I'll tell you what. 99 00:04:05,587 --> 00:04:07,354 I can give you a few hours in here whenever you need, 100 00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:09,089 if you'll log these old tapes for me. 101 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:10,791 Deal? 102 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,444 - Deal! - All right. 103 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,696 Mackerel and... 104 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:16,907 Super supper. 105 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:20,568 Chicken and liver and kidney? 106 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,080 Looks good. 107 00:04:24,039 --> 00:04:26,273 Liver, egg and bacon? 108 00:04:26,274 --> 00:04:28,209 Whoa! 109 00:04:37,418 --> 00:04:38,595 What kind? 110 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,154 Sorry? 111 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,388 What kind of cat? 112 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:44,759 You know, whatever the cat equivalent of a mutt is. 113 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:49,396 She's yea big, claws. 114 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:51,232 Likes milk. 115 00:04:53,268 --> 00:04:54,969 My name's Sam, by the way. 116 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,136 Agatha. 117 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:58,105 Agatha, wow. 118 00:04:58,106 --> 00:05:00,440 There's a name you don't here too often. 119 00:05:00,441 --> 00:05:01,475 I hate it. 120 00:05:01,476 --> 00:05:02,555 No, you shouldn't. 121 00:05:02,556 --> 00:05:05,580 No, it's just, you know... today, it's... 122 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:07,040 It's an unusual name. 123 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,216 You come in here a lot. 124 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:11,619 Yeah, I live across the way over at Moss Acres. 125 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,654 Me, too. $15.80. 126 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:16,174 Really? I'm 1230. 127 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,159 No, 15 dollars and 80 cents. 128 00:05:21,096 --> 00:05:22,631 I'm sorry. 129 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:28,268 Listen, I'm having a little 4th of July party. 130 00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:30,337 You know, a few friends, 131 00:05:30,338 --> 00:05:32,206 gonna crack open a few beers. 132 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:35,610 Eat some of these dips, maybe light a sparkler or two. 133 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:38,614 You're more than welcome to come over, you know, when you get off work. 134 00:05:40,348 --> 00:05:42,650 - You got a job? - Yeah, I work for the IRS. 135 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:44,719 I used to have my own accounting firm, 136 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,253 but then H&R Block came in... 137 00:05:46,254 --> 00:05:47,354 Kids? 138 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,024 Yes, one. 139 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,727 He's grown. Ish. 140 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,294 He lives with me part of the time. 141 00:05:54,295 --> 00:05:55,295 You're divorced? 142 00:05:55,296 --> 00:05:56,632 Almost. 143 00:05:58,466 --> 00:05:59,901 I have plans. 144 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:04,014 Oh. 145 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:08,517 Well, maybe some other time. 146 00:06:17,518 --> 00:06:18,920 Pull it over, over. 147 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,901 Boychik, can I ask you a question? 148 00:06:33,902 --> 00:06:35,235 Sure. 149 00:06:35,236 --> 00:06:37,437 Are you happy with your penis? 150 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:38,973 Excuse me? 151 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:42,409 You know, its sensitivity. Relative ease of cleaning. 152 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:43,510 On a scale of 1 to 10. 153 00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:44,879 Why are you asking? 154 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:47,414 I'm considering converting to Judaism. 155 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:49,684 Things are going that well with Widow Horowitz? 156 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:50,894 They are. 157 00:06:51,419 --> 00:06:52,920 I suppose my biggest fear 158 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:54,813 about entering the covenant of circumcision 159 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:57,692 is I simply won't recognize the little Sultan anymore. 160 00:06:58,393 --> 00:07:01,228 We've been through many a sordid adventure together. 161 00:07:01,446 --> 00:07:03,230 Yeah, it won't look that different. 162 00:07:03,231 --> 00:07:04,699 Let me see yours. 163 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,533 - No. - 10 seconds, that's all I ask. 164 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:07,835 Forget it. No, no, no, no. 165 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:10,805 David, as your employer, it is within my rights 166 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,707 to insist you show me your genitals. 167 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:13,708 I'm leaving now. 168 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:14,709 Please, please. 169 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,443 I'm begging you. 170 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,214 You know, most friends just ask for help moving. 171 00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:23,885 I can do that too if you need help moving. 172 00:07:25,286 --> 00:07:26,763 Oh, dear Lord. 173 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,456 Your pubes! 174 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,935 They're so thick and lush! 175 00:07:32,393 --> 00:07:34,145 It's like Lincoln's beard. 176 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:36,296 Magnificent. 177 00:07:36,297 --> 00:07:37,899 Nassar? 178 00:07:39,153 --> 00:07:40,087 Skip. 179 00:07:43,772 --> 00:07:45,272 Just give me the right answers 180 00:07:45,273 --> 00:07:47,207 to the questions with the most points. 181 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:48,743 Come on, man. 182 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:50,620 Forget about scores for a minute. 183 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:54,014 A goal is not always meant to be reached. 184 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,350 It often serves simply as something to aim at. 185 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,285 Anyone, anyone know who said that? 186 00:07:58,286 --> 00:07:59,319 Yes, Tabitha. 187 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,387 Jesus? 188 00:08:00,672 --> 00:08:01,756 Close. Good guess. 189 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:04,124 It was actually Bruce Lee. 190 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,493 What does that have to do with the SATs? 191 00:08:06,494 --> 00:08:09,964 Bruce Lee's goal wasn't punching some dude in the face. 192 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:11,298 That's just what he was aiming at so he could get 193 00:08:11,299 --> 00:08:14,001 to something deeper, the truth. 194 00:08:14,002 --> 00:08:15,335 Yo, fuck the truth, man! 195 00:08:15,336 --> 00:08:16,904 I'm just trying to get into Rutgers. 196 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,806 Yeah, if I don't raise my SAT scores, 197 00:08:18,807 --> 00:08:20,941 my dad's gonna go Bruce Lee on my ass. 198 00:08:20,942 --> 00:08:22,843 Come on, guys, I'm just trying to leave you with 199 00:08:22,844 --> 00:08:24,879 something to think about the day after the SATs. 200 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,982 Because tests are just about right answers. 201 00:08:27,983 --> 00:08:31,418 Life is about asking the right questions. 202 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:33,789 Wow. 203 00:08:38,259 --> 00:08:39,393 Agh! 204 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,395 - Out. - All right. That's enough. 205 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,897 That's game. 206 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,531 How's uh... 207 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,300 How's my baby daughter? 208 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:47,102 Seen her much lately? 209 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:49,136 Not as much as I'd like. 210 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,805 She's always working, and when she isn't, she's painting. 211 00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:53,307 She making good tips? 212 00:08:53,308 --> 00:08:54,275 Yeah, decent. 213 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:55,936 Decent, what do you call decent? 214 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,813 I don't think she'd like me discussing that with you. 215 00:08:58,814 --> 00:08:59,947 Come on. 216 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,482 Throw me a bone here. 217 00:09:03,051 --> 00:09:05,652 Some nights she can make 60 or 70 bucks cash. 218 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:06,653 Oh... 219 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,122 Do me a favor. 220 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,324 Just get this to her, please? 221 00:09:10,325 --> 00:09:11,126 Give her this. 222 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:12,259 No, she won't take it. 223 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,426 Don't tell her it's from me. 224 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,950 Then she'll think it's from me, which is weird. 225 00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:17,264 Buy her groceries, or something. I don't know, be creative. 226 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,541 I don't think it's a good idea. 227 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,235 Can you at least give her a message? 228 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:22,669 Yeah, okay. 229 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,105 Could you tell her we would appreciate a call once in a while? 230 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,175 We've heard from her maybe one time in the last two weeks. 231 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:30,077 Just so her mother doesn't worry. 232 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,446 All right, and you and I, we're on for lunch Wednesday. 233 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,671 Yeah, sure. 234 00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:36,768 Not that Indian shit again, my stomach's still killing me. 235 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,788 You do know what's going on here, right? 236 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:41,021 What? 237 00:09:41,022 --> 00:09:43,557 You're being groomed, like a Westminster Shih Tzu. 238 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:44,859 Groomed for what? 239 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:45,860 Son-in-law. 240 00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:47,294 No, I'm not. 241 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,585 Why else do you think he would take you 242 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:50,898 on all these lunches and introduce you around the office? 243 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:52,867 Because I'm his only link to Skye. 244 00:09:54,703 --> 00:09:57,404 How did your generation get so cynical, I'll never know. 245 00:09:57,405 --> 00:10:00,074 You're wrong. Fortune has smiled upon the both of us. 246 00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:03,810 I plan to recommend you for the job of head pro when I retire. 247 00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:06,080 But it appears that, like me, 248 00:10:06,631 --> 00:10:09,417 you, too, are destined for something greater. 249 00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:17,958 Oh, Misty! 250 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:19,593 - Right? - Yeah. 251 00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:20,660 I'm Tabitha. 252 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,929 One of Wheeler's students. 253 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:22,930 Right, hi. 254 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,031 Can I ask you something? 255 00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:25,465 Yeah, what's up? 256 00:10:25,466 --> 00:10:27,902 I've seen you and Wheeler hanging out and stuff, 257 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:29,636 and I was just wondering, well, 258 00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:31,322 if you're together. 259 00:10:31,873 --> 00:10:33,033 Oh. 260 00:10:33,408 --> 00:10:34,541 Uh... 261 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:35,994 Not that it's any of my business. 262 00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:39,213 Um, you know, 263 00:10:39,214 --> 00:10:40,447 uh... 264 00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,950 We're just friends. Yeah. 265 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,210 Cool. 266 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:45,752 Why? 267 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,589 I was just curious. 268 00:10:48,656 --> 00:10:49,991 Bye. 269 00:10:54,429 --> 00:10:55,930 What? Tell me. 270 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,332 I've got good news, they came back with a plea deal. 271 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,566 A plea deal? 272 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,101 Fuck that, no. 273 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:02,802 I'm... I'm not copping a plea. 274 00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:05,272 Doug, listen to me, you can't afford this going to trial. 275 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,107 And if you get convicted, 276 00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:09,809 all those guys on your trading floor will be out on the street. 277 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,947 Oh, please, spare me the guilt trip, all right? 278 00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,548 There's not one of those guys that wouldn't 279 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,283 throw me under a bus, given half a chance. 280 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,752 Well, you realize that the state's attorney 281 00:11:18,753 --> 00:11:20,246 can freeze your assets? 282 00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:21,721 Can't do that. 283 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,722 Technically he can. 284 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:23,516 Can he? 285 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,126 Yep, felonies like securities and mail fraud 286 00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:28,395 can be defined as racketeering. 287 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,349 Racketeering? 288 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,132 That's usually only done in cases of 289 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,951 - narcotics and organized crime. - Yeah. 290 00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:36,270 But it's Giuliani, he's got political ambitions. 291 00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:38,172 He's out collecting scalps. 292 00:11:38,173 --> 00:11:40,840 And he'd like nothing more than to add yours to his collection. 293 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,010 What is he offering? 294 00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:45,980 Six months house arrest with an ankle monitor. 295 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,108 - Okay. - Two years probation. 296 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,420 And a lifetime ban on securities trading. 297 00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:54,864 Fuck. 298 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:58,458 Think it over. 299 00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:00,360 Discuss it with Fay. 300 00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:02,130 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And call me. 301 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,002 Nice curving, though. 302 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,636 Oh, I'm so rusty. 303 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:13,273 Oh, please, it's good when the ball goes over the fence 304 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,242 every once in a while, it shows power in your backhand. 305 00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:16,843 You're just being nice. 306 00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,638 Well, I am a little biased. 307 00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:23,383 So are you perchance watching the fireworks with anybody this evening? 308 00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:26,286 Uh, as a matter of fact, I'm not. 309 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,421 Hmm. 310 00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:29,789 Uh, shall we say the fairway at dusk? 311 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,025 I'll bring the bubbly? 312 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:32,559 That sounds lovely. 313 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,761 All right, who didn't get ice cream? 314 00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:36,596 Here you go, before it melts. 315 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,598 Make sure your dad votes for me. 316 00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:40,834 - You got it. - All right, step on up, everybody. 317 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,669 It's one me, enjoy. 318 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,271 Counting on your vote. 319 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:46,173 Lenny, I don't have to worry about you, right? 320 00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:47,174 I'm on the fence. 321 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:48,808 Well, we'll talk. 322 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,379 All right, before it melts, everybody get your ice cream. 323 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,548 Okay. 324 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:56,050 See you, sweetie. 325 00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:57,651 So? 326 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,586 What'd the lawyer want? 327 00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,587 Oh, nothing, just, you know, 328 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:02,922 bringing me up to date on the case. 329 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:04,191 And, any news? 330 00:13:04,192 --> 00:13:05,693 Not really. 331 00:13:10,148 --> 00:13:11,365 Well, there was, um... 332 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:12,499 What? 333 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,368 States attorney is offering a plea deal. 334 00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:17,671 Six months of house arrest with the ankle thingy, 335 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,607 and after that it'd be two years of probation. 336 00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:23,377 That's incredible! My God, that's nothing! 337 00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:24,811 That's a slap on the wrist. 338 00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:26,180 And there's more. 339 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,251 I'd be banned from trading for life. 340 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,820 Oh. 341 00:13:34,672 --> 00:13:35,855 Oh, Dougy. 342 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,492 Yeah. 343 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,831 Take it. 344 00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:46,133 What do you mean, take it? 345 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,867 What are we supposed to do for money? 346 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,336 We'll think of other things to do. 347 00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:51,838 Listen, we got savings, 348 00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:54,108 and the most important thing 349 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,842 is keeping you out of jail. 350 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,779 And our family out of the papers. 351 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:00,747 Yeah? 352 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:01,981 Yeah. 353 00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,016 Call. 354 00:14:03,017 --> 00:14:04,351 I got trips. 355 00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,952 - Oh my God. - Unbelievable. 356 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,687 You're unbelievable. 357 00:14:07,956 --> 00:14:10,023 You fellas must be gluttons for punishment. 358 00:14:10,024 --> 00:14:12,492 Laugh it up, Ricky. You know we work for the IRS. 359 00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,728 Yeah, we're going to get 8% of that back. 360 00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:17,764 Come on, Gracie, get out of here. 361 00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:19,499 Get out of here. 362 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,269 Hey, Sam, man, I'm sorry about my cousin Janice standing you up. 363 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:23,537 Oh, no, that's water under the bridge. 364 00:14:23,538 --> 00:14:25,805 You know, my wife thinks you dodged a bullet. 365 00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:27,141 Yeah, says she's a gold digger. 366 00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,775 She can dig however much she wants. 367 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,644 Only gold she's going to find here is in my fillings. 368 00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:34,581 Besides, I want Ricky here to take me to one of his singles bars. 369 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,616 I don't think you'd like the places I hang out, Sam. 370 00:14:36,617 --> 00:14:37,817 Why, too smoky? 371 00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,787 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 372 00:14:40,788 --> 00:14:42,522 I don't think I'm much for the single's scene, anyway. 373 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:46,526 Fellas, I think that the love boat has sailed without me. 374 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,295 Come on, you can't say that, Sam. 375 00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:49,529 No, it's true. 376 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,198 This morning, I meet this woman, okay? 377 00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:52,899 When she finds out that I was divorced, 378 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,837 she looks at me like I have a goiter. 379 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,271 You ask me, you're better off. 380 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,038 Don't listen to Ricky. 381 00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,307 There's a lid for every pot. 382 00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:01,675 You just got to keep looking, Sam. 383 00:15:01,676 --> 00:15:04,778 Well, I think I left my lid in Korea. 384 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:05,930 How's that, Sam? 385 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:08,766 During the war, there's this girl. 386 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,717 Soon Hi. 387 00:15:10,718 --> 00:15:12,186 I say girl, but I mean, you know, 388 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:13,813 she's got to be my age now. 389 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:17,734 I think she was the only woman who ever understood me. 390 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,194 We didn't even speak the same language. 391 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:24,157 And I would help her with her English, she would teach me how to dance. 392 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:27,327 The two of us really cut a rug together. 393 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,103 Anyway, who wants some more beer, huh? 394 00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:31,104 Ricky? Glen? 395 00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:32,105 I'll take one. 396 00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:33,740 And try this bean dip. 397 00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:35,242 Come here, Gracie. 398 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:37,511 Come on, sweetheart. It's my ex's recipe. 399 00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:41,248 It's a six layer dip, but I swear, I could only remember five of them. 400 00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:49,265 Holy shit! 401 00:15:51,142 --> 00:15:53,327 Dude, what the fuck are you wearing? 402 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,894 Skye bought it, it's some designer. 403 00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:55,962 Do you like it? 404 00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:57,531 No, it's hideous, honestly. 405 00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,233 Please, you have to take this off. 406 00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,934 I can't be friends with you with this outfit. 407 00:16:00,935 --> 00:16:02,602 What the hell do you know about fashion? 408 00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:03,803 Very true. 409 00:16:03,804 --> 00:16:05,239 Skye's throwing a party with some of her neighbors. 410 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,106 I've got to go get some ice. 411 00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:08,908 You tell her about all of these power lunches you've been having with her pops? 412 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,910 No, she'd freak. It's weird. 413 00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:13,247 It's like I'm cheating on my girlfriend with her father. 414 00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:15,916 It's like The Graduate. Except gay. 415 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:20,621 Enjoy the fireworks. 416 00:16:21,989 --> 00:16:24,083 - I'll take a tequila sunrise. - Yep. 417 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,293 I'm going to try the Surfer Curl only make mine a virgin. 418 00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:27,550 - Uh-huh. - Mine, too. 419 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,928 All right. 420 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,464 - Hey. - Hey. 421 00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,766 Well, are you going to keep me in suspense? 422 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:33,833 About what? 423 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,603 Um, how your date with Margot went. 424 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:40,274 Um, oh, well, uh, it was nice. 425 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,408 It was a nice time, yeah. 426 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,977 You know, she's hysterical, and... 427 00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:48,047 But she's also easy to talk to 428 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:52,051 and interesting and, um, she held my hand during the movie. 429 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,353 Oh. 430 00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,955 So are you going to see her again? 431 00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:57,557 I think so. 432 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,627 I mean, she asked me to come to her stand-up show next week. 433 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,062 So I guess that means she wants to see me again. 434 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,065 Oh, believe me, she wants to see you again. 435 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,101 Yeah. 436 00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:11,738 Pardon my tardiness. 437 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,540 Oh! 438 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,574 Not at all, not at all. 439 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,175 There you are, careful, careful. 440 00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:17,677 The tip is still quite hot. 441 00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:20,547 Can I interest you in a little bit of libation 442 00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:22,181 for our nation's independence? 443 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,854 - Mmm. - Mmm. 444 00:17:27,855 --> 00:17:29,323 Are you chilly? 445 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:30,590 A little. 446 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,959 Let's take care of that right now. 447 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,762 Oh, you're so sweet. 448 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,331 What is that? 449 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,433 Oh, what, this? Oh. 450 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,535 I don't understand, you're not Jewish. 451 00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:44,671 No, but, um, I've spent much of my career 452 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,049 working amongst Jewish people, 453 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,577 and to be honest since I've met you, 454 00:17:50,578 --> 00:17:52,912 I've taken a great interest in the faith. 455 00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:55,248 Such a fascinating history, so much suffering, 456 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:57,226 and yet such a love for life. 457 00:17:58,269 --> 00:18:02,356 Which, as I understand it is what "I'chaim" means in Hebrew. 458 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:03,441 Oh. 459 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,937 Hey! 460 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,506 What are you doing out here by yourself? 461 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,240 Just doing some thinking. 462 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,251 Yeah? 463 00:18:23,177 --> 00:18:24,444 Want some company? 464 00:18:24,445 --> 00:18:26,756 Sure, pull up some rock. 465 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,553 How are those, um, algebra problems coming? 466 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,589 Good, yeah. 467 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,391 I really think they're starting to get it. 468 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:38,925 Well, good. 469 00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,561 You're really good at that, you know? 470 00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,029 Like, the whole teaching thing. 471 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,764 I'm proud of you. 472 00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:45,858 Thanks. 473 00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:49,969 One of your students was asking about you today. 474 00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:52,038 Oh, God. 475 00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:53,607 I think she's hot for teacher. 476 00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:54,808 Seriously, stop. That's not funny. 477 00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,410 Oh, come on. It's fine. 478 00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:57,711 She's cute. 479 00:18:57,712 --> 00:18:59,613 Doesn't matter, she's my student. 480 00:18:59,614 --> 00:19:01,948 I'd never violate the sanctity of that relationship. 481 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:03,817 - All right. - Even next month, when I'm done 482 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,619 tutoring her, she'll still be underage. 483 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,587 Nothing can change that. 484 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:10,991 Except her birthday at the end of August. 485 00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:15,595 Holy shit, you like this girl. 486 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,632 I don't know. 487 00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,349 Ah, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu. 488 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:37,852 Gracias. 489 00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:47,260 Think you should maybe slow down a little, sweetie? 490 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,463 It's a holiday. 491 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,965 I'm celebrating. 492 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,574 You know, I've been giving this plea deal thing 493 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,977 a lot of thought. 494 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,245 And? 495 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:08,948 I'm gonna turn it down. 496 00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:11,818 Fuck Giuliani, fuck his witch hunt. 497 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,855 I'll take my chances with a jury. 498 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,661 I always knew 499 00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:24,332 you were a stubborn man when I married you. 500 00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,736 I just didn't know you were stupid. 501 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,548 Shut the fuck up. 502 00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:52,291 Oh, yeah, thanks, thanks. 503 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,260 I'm really happy with how those portraits turned out, too. 504 00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:57,931 I just feel like the faces here are so much more inspiring. 505 00:20:57,932 --> 00:21:00,133 And the energy, in the city? 506 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,935 It's just amazing. 507 00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:03,402 Excuse me. 508 00:21:03,403 --> 00:21:05,171 Hi, you're here. 509 00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:06,305 Hey. 510 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,674 Hi. 511 00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:09,308 Oh, Zan, Zan. 512 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,044 Hi, you remember my friend David. 513 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,912 Cool shirt. 514 00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:13,980 Thanks. 515 00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,550 Zan just heard that one of her shorts 516 00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,718 got accepted into a gallery showing 517 00:21:18,719 --> 00:21:20,153 of emerging artists. 518 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,556 Isn't that amazing? 519 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,090 Congrats. 520 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,861 Thanks. Feels good to finally emerge. 521 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:30,429 It was getting stuffy here in obscurity. 522 00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:35,569 You ever try looking for her? 523 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:37,136 Who? 524 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,138 Your Korean ladyfriend. 525 00:21:39,139 --> 00:21:40,574 Soon Hi? 526 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,108 What, are you kidding? 527 00:21:42,109 --> 00:21:44,410 She lives halfway across the world. 528 00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:48,582 Sam, buddy, we work for the Internal Revenue Service. 529 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,985 We're practically CIA. 530 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,457 What am I eating? 531 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,326 Falafel. 532 00:22:00,327 --> 00:22:01,661 Is it meat? 533 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,639 It's chickpeas. 534 00:22:06,466 --> 00:22:07,734 God. 535 00:22:07,735 --> 00:22:09,168 Hey, can I ask you a question? 536 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,689 How come you never introduce me as your boyfriend? 537 00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:15,709 I told you, I don't have boyfriends. 538 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,677 Well, not since the sixth grade. 539 00:22:17,678 --> 00:22:18,654 Then what am I? 540 00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:22,616 You are the adorable person 541 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,050 that I share my bed with. 542 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,952 Yeah, I don't have a problem calling you my girlfriend. 543 00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:28,822 Yeah, I know, and I always hate it. 544 00:22:28,823 --> 00:22:30,458 - Really? - Hate is too strong. 545 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,992 But it makes me uncomfortable. 546 00:22:32,993 --> 00:22:33,961 Why? 547 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:36,495 Be... because I don't like labels. 548 00:22:36,496 --> 00:22:37,631 Are you sure that's all it is? 549 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,132 Of course. 550 00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:40,767 Why? 551 00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,702 I just wouldn't want it to be that you're ashamed of me. 552 00:22:42,703 --> 00:22:44,403 Why would you think that? 553 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,073 The other day when you were telling Zan about my bris video, 554 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,342 you made it sound like it was an art film or something. 555 00:22:49,343 --> 00:22:50,644 Like you were embarrassed. 556 00:22:51,145 --> 00:22:52,812 Or wanted me to seem cooler than I am. 557 00:22:52,813 --> 00:22:55,483 I'm not embarrassed by you. 558 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,651 I'm not. 559 00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,452 And I... I'm... 560 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:03,090 Afraid of turning what we have into something conventional. 561 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,952 Because it doesn't feel that way to me. 562 00:23:08,662 --> 00:23:11,932 It feels special. 563 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:43,113 Wow. 564 00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:52,238 Ooh! 565 00:23:52,239 --> 00:23:55,142 - Now, that's pretty. - Yeah. 566 00:24:56,578 --> 00:25:03,711 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com