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I'm looking for Caleb.
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The name's Hooten.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Great poker face.
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Boss. Hooten.
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You got something for me?
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Do I look like
a vending machine?
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I hope not. You see,
me and vending machines,
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we don't really get along
that well.
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They steal my money,
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then I need to kick the crap out
of them to get what I want.
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Leon told me you were a bad-ass.
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- Address?
- I'm working on it.
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I can see that.
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- What's this guy to you anyway?
- Does it matter?
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He's got something I need.
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I'll send someone to find you.
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Hey, what can I get you?
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A large scotch
and a cold beer chaser.
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Yeah.
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It's always this hot, huh?
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Mostly.
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Do you have any mayonnaise?
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Freshly made, though, I can't
abide the ready-made variety.
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So, a tad of balsamic and
mayonnaise on the side.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hello.
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What in the name of everything
holy are you doing here?
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How in the world would
you know that I was here?
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You used the museum credit card
to book your flight.
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Might have got away with it,
if you'd booked economy.
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I thought you did it on purpose
to get me here.
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Then I remembered
you were stupid.
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Wait, I'm stupid?
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You guys are the ones
that paid for my flight.
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I researched it, to see what
could have brought you here.
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A man called Cassius Levene
found a map on an old wreck,
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whilst diving with his son.
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He then contacted
a local dealer in Cuba,
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to get a valuation on the map,
which seems to show
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the whereabouts of a cask
buried on this island
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by none other than
Captain Henry Morgan.
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The dealer tried to rob
Mr Levene.
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In the struggle, the map was
torn in half. Ring any bells?
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Nope. Not one.
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So your being here
is just coincidence?
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I find that
very hard to believe.
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You just can't accept I'm doing
something that isn't about you,
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that I have my own life,
that I get to...
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- Mr Hooten.
- Yeah?
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Caleb says
he's found Mr Levene for you.
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Thank you, that's very helpful.
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Excellent timing, too.
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I was worried about you.
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- Why?
- You know why. Cambodia.
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Kane, what he did
to your family.
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- He's dead.
- Doesn't change what he did.
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- No, but I live with it.
- How do you live with it?
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Mostly by not talking about it.
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- Sorry.
- You don't need to be sorry.
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And you don't need
to worry about me.
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Mostly, you don't need to think
you can help or make it go away.
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- You can't.
- Of course not.
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Now you know I'm not drowning
at the bottom of a bottle,
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- aren't you getting married?
- Two days.
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Shouldn't you be there,
applying spot cream
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or waxing your top lip? Ooh!
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Er... yeah.
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- Except...
- Except what?
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- You've got it, haven't you?
- Got what?
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The dealer's half of the
map, the part that tore off
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when he was trying to steal it
from Mr Levene.
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Maybe.
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I knew it! You do know
what's in that cask?
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Mid-1600s,
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Captain Henry Morgan
captured the city of Porto Bello
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and held it to ransom, at which
point the Governor of Panama
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sent a written request asking
him not to attack Panama
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and included an emerald ring
as a sign of good faith.
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Morgan replied
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by sending the Governor a pistol
and a letter saying,
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"I'll collect it from you
when I'm in Panama."
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Months later, once Morgan
had taken Panama,
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John Ansell, his quartermaster,
on the run from
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a Spanish man o' war,
took the ring and the pistol,
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placed them in an old rum cask
and buried it
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to prevent it from being found
if the ship was taken.
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It's not like you to do
your homework.
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I loved pirate stories as a kid.
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Strictly speaking, Captain
Morgan was a privateer,
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not a pirate.
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Just like you Brits to suck
the joy out of everything.
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This is a very, very important
part of our naval history.
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The Museum want this
very badly.
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No can do.
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The emerald alone's gotta be
worth north of $1 million.
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You take the pistol
and the Morgan provenance,
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- I can get five times that.
- You cannot sell them.
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- I have a buyer.
- Without talking to me first?
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You're supposed to be off
marrying Farquar.
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Edward.
You can't do this on your own!
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Why not?
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Because it's not like the films.
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This is not, "Yo-ho-ho"
and 20 paces across the beach,
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then you dig where the cross is!
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This is complicated.
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There are gonna be puzzles
and clues to solve
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and I'm better at this
than you are.
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- Since when?
- Since always.
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Are you kidding me?
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You can't outsmart me.
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A chicken could outsmart you.
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OK.
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Let the best man win.
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Woman.
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And chickens are very smart,
by the way.
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All that... pecking.
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I'd like to see you lay an egg.
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Wha?
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Call me back.
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I don't know why you put up with
it, dear boy, I really don't.
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- I'm not her keeper.
- You bloody well should be.
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- And that means what, exactly?
- It means grow a pair.
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No, no, no.
They're too close together.
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Look, she's had her fun,
bouncing around the world
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with all these
ridiculous travels.
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Now it's time that
she settles down.
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She's her own woman.
It's the 21 st century.
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Men don't control their wives.
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Maybe in this case, they should.
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The way
Lord Anthony controls you?
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That's different. Look...
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I want you
to telephone Alexandra
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and tell her to come home
immediately.
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Start as you mean to go on,
Edward.
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Put your foot down!
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Trust me,
you'll thank me for it later.
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Do I have to do
everything here?
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Damn sanctimonious,
condescending know-it-all,
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patronising British,
always right,
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looking down on
the rest of the world...
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Like a chicken could outsmart
me! It could outsmart her.
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A clam could outsmart her.
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- You did what?
- I gave it to your partner.
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She's not my partner.
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She seemed to know
a lot about you.
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She knows nothing about me.
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I want my money back.
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You paid me to find
Cassius Levene. I found him.
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And gave the address to
the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Maybe if you told me why
you wanted him so badly...
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I didn't tell you because it's
none of your damn business.
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How long ago was she here?
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- Ten minutes.
- Great.
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Nice, huh?
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Where am I going?
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No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do this.
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- I already have.
- I'll give you double.
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- Triple.
- You're too late.
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Mr Levene's agreed to loan
the museum his half of the map
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in return for a finder's fee.
This gives me the start point.
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- How much?
- More than her.
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I'll be able to work out
the rest from there.
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- Who the hell is this?
- My guide.
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- Your "guide"?
- Coconut Island Tours.
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Lay back and
let us take the strain.
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This won't do you any good. I
have the other half of the map.
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Oh, the smaller half, you mean?
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Size isn't an issue here.
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My half gives me everything
I need, thank you.
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Have fun with your friends,
Hooten.
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Maybe you could play Scrabble
together.
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You don't recognise
this coastline?
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It's half a map. Could be
any one of a dozen places.
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I've no idea of knowing
where this starts.
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I need to get up high.
You got a helicopter?
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Small plane?
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I've got Raheem.
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What's a Raheem?
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We're looking for someone.
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Caleb Moncriefe.
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It's all right. That's me.
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Then I believe you can help us.
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Nobody steals from me.
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If I've got
the first clue right,
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the next point on the map is
a mile or so north of here.
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On foot from here, I think.
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There's a cross here. I think
we should head for that.
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X marks the spot.
Excellent.
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I very much doubt
it will be that easy.
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Hi.
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North?
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That way.
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Oh, wait! I've brought supplies.
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Wait!
There's their Jeep! I see 'em!
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Raheem! Raheem!
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I think I saw
which way they went.
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Can you wait here?
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I have bookings.
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Lots of bookings.
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Never been so busy.
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All right.
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I need you
to be honest with me.
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This urgent trip
that Alex has gone on...
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How urgent is it really?
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On a scale of one to ten?
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Oh, it's... nine. Eight.
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Well, definitely a seven.
I mean, a high six.
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She wants this wedding
as much as you,
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she just can't deal with
the nonsense around it.
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- So she runs away.
- She avoids confrontation.
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- With me?
- God, no.
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You are the only thing about
the wedding she cares about.
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She loves you, but, you know,
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her mother has taken
over completely.
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Your lot aren't much better.
You know, she just...
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She feels suffocated
by it all.
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You know, rightly or wrongly,
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she believes the best chance
of getting through this
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is just to avoid the circus.
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Turn up the night before
and just get through the day.
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This is her wedding day.
I don't...
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I don't want her just to
"get through it".
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Well, don't shoot the messenger.
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Are you sure
we're still heading north?
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More or less. The local ramblers
use this track.
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It's a little convoluted
but, believe me,
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you wouldn't want
to veer off it.
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- Thank you.
- Would you like some juice?
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Yes, please.
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Mango, pineapple
or a combination?
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Whoa!
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Mango would be lovely.
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I'm not used to it being
this organised.
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- Oh?
- No.
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Heaven knows what it'd
be like with my usual chap.
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Why ever do you use him,
if he's so disorganised?
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He sort of gets there
in the end, I suppose.
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Oh, that wouldn't do.
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If you fail to prepare,
you prepare to fail.
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That's my motto.
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You have a motto?
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Everyone should have a motto,
that's my other motto.
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Thank you.
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A church!
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That's what the cross
must mean.
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It doesn't help that I have
no idea what I'm looking for.
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"100 paces from me."
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- From the church?
- I suppose.
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It just says,
"Turn your back on me
251
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and take 100 paces to the rock."
252
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,471
In which direction?
253
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,192
It doesn't say.
254
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,231
That makes no sense.
255
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,554
St Bartholomew's chapel is
from the right period,
256
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,478
but it's not been used for the
past couple of hundred years.
257
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,511
Yeah. The direction from there
258
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,551
must be on
the other section of the map.
259
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,272
Which I haven't got.
260
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,595
Is this a good time
to remind you that this trip
261
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,837
was only approved by the board
because you - and I quote -
262
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,031
"Guarantee to return with
Captain Morgan's cask
263
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,877
from the sacking of Panama"?
264
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,638
No, it isn't, Ella.
265
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,240
Then let me give you something
to take your mind off it.
266
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,918
Edward came to see me.
267
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,552
How is he?
268
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,512
Poor Ed.
269
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,799
I shouldn't have left him
to deal with that on his own.
270
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,394
I'll call him as soon as
I get back to the hotel, OK?
271
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,911
OK. Bye.
272
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,588
- Open your legs!
- Excuse me?
273
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,631
John Ansell!
274
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,830
He was Henry Morgan's
quartermaster!
275
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,552
"100 paces from me"!
276
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,192
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait!
277
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,193
"Turn your back on me and take
100 paces to the rock."
278
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,916
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
279
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,951
nine, ten, 11, 12...
280
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,879
...91, 92, 93, 94, 95,
281
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:21,311
96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
282
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,470
That must be the rock, so we're
definitely in the right place.
283
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,112
So where now?
284
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,795
Er...
285
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,113
I don't know.
This is where my map ends.
286
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,280
I thought I'd be able
to work it out once I got here.
287
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,274
Caleb. Gwaan?
288
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,713
How did you find me?
289
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,194
I told you
you couldn't outsmart me.
290
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,951
This is it, isn't it?
291
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,991
This is the beach.
292
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,917
My beach.
293
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,679
- My part of the map.
- Now we're here together...
294
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,234
- We're not here together.
- We're on the same beach.
295
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,078
No, no, you're with him.
296
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,712
OK.
297
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,069
Just have to pace
into the sunset from...
298
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,111
From where?
299
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,151
You don't know?
300
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,356
Don't look so pleased
with yourself.
301
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,437
What did you say? "Oh,
it's not like the films, Hooten.
302
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,438
It's not, "Yo-ho-ho" and
50 paces to where the X is."
303
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,597
Oh, look! It is.
Just like the movies.
304
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,677
You still don't know
from where to start pacing.
305
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,039
And you do?
306
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,435
Oh, so you do need me?
307
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,357
I don't need you.
308
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,391
All right, fine, off you go.
Pace away.
309
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,078
- Isn't it the?
- No.
310
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,633
He knows, doesn't he?
311
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,671
Julian, don't even look at him.
312
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,109
Look, you're just going
to have to face it,
313
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,720
that whether we like it or not,
we have to work together.
314
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,229
OK.
315
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,599
Show me yours.
316
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,108
You show me yours
and I'll show you mine.
317
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,469
Both of us at the same time.
318
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,511
All right.
319
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,031
- The rock!
- 50 paces!
320
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,911
- I'll do it.
- Why you?
321
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,030
Because Morgan's
quartermaster was a guy.
322
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,878
- He'd have bigger steps.
- He could have been a dwarf.
323
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,356
All right, fine, you do it.
But I'm right behind you.
324
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,756
- One, two...
- Julian, get the shovel!
325
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,552
Five, six...
326
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,068
...44, 45, 46, 47,
327
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,759
48, 49... 50.
328
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,950
Right, well.
As we're partners now,
329
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,309
perhaps we should strike
some kind of a deal?
330
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,828
First, if the museum could
exhibit whatever we find for...
331
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,598
How about I sell it,
get my money,
332
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,631
and you try to borrow it
from the guy I sell it to?
333
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,671
I've already promised it
to the museum.
334
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,915
That wasn't very smart, was it?
335
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,393
I showed you my map!
336
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,839
I showed you mine.
Now we're even.
337
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,474
So it's every man for himself.
338
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,511
All right.
You leave me no choice.
339
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,312
Julian,
take that shovel from him.
340
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,078
You take one more step
I'll take this shovel
341
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,157
and turn you into a popsicle.
342
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,589
I could fetch you
another sandwich.
343
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,519
Come on, baby.
344
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,199
You know, the British Museum
is well within its rights...
345
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,994
These were actually held
by Captain Morgan himself,
346
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,190
sent to prevent
the sacking of Panama.
347
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,639
And now they're mine.
348
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,352
Ours.
349
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,436
Actually they're mine.
350
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,630
- Over my cold, dead body.
- Yes, I second that.
351
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,910
H-his cold, dead body.
352
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,155
Looks to me like
you're outnumbered.
353
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,191
No, there are three of us.
354
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,231
Please, count me out.
355
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,078
Much as I'd like to help,
not really my thing, you see.
356
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,758
I've got issues with my back.
357
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,394
Third vertebrae. So...
358
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,271
I've got this.
359
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,191
You didn't put up
much of a fight.
360
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,310
- There were three of them.
- Even so.
361
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,828
- Well, where were you?
- Shouting encouragement.
362
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,871
Sounded more like critique.
363
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,115
Really? I thought I was being
very constructive.
364
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,355
- You called me a wimp.
- Did I?
365
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,391
Yeah.
366
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,317
Well, I suppose...
367
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,351
out of context.
368
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,000
Still, we're all in one piece.
It could be worse.
369
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,191
It could also be better.
370
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,955
We can try and sort of
paddle back with our hands.
371
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,672
Can you remember
which way was land?
372
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,280
- Can you?
- Um...
373
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,311
Er...
374
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,591
Sort of... Er...
375
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,754
Alex!
376
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,916
Alex!
377
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,234
Alex!
378
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,352
- Oh, thank God.
- Alex!
379
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,391
Urrgh!
380
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,512
- Edward!
- Alex.
381
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,597
- Hello.
- Hi.
382
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,710
You're my knight
in shining armour.
383
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,796
Still can't believe you're here.
384
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,831
- It was meant to be a surprise.
- It was.
385
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,155
Not exactly what I had in mind.
I got off the plane.
386
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,430
Thought I'd surprise you
at breakfast, and then...
387
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,040
I find your guide here
organising a search party.
388
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,196
- Julian.
- He said you were attacked.
389
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,231
Not... exactly.
390
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,157
Can I just explain this
later on?
391
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,919
- Yeah.
- Sorry. Um...
392
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,555
I didn't introduce you properly.
Edward, this is Hooten.
393
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,670
I've heard a lot about you,
Mr Hooten.
394
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,188
Funny. She's never mentioned
you. There's no "Mr".
395
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,674
- American sense of humour.
- I see.
396
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,109
If you're manacling yourself
to her voluntarily
397
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,833
you're the bravest man
I've ever met. I salute you.
398
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,599
- Where are you going?
- Where do you think?
399
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,959
Alex.
400
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,389
No. I haven't flown
halfway across the world
401
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,271
so I can sit waiting for you
in a hotel room.
402
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,595
Whatever it is, it can wait.
403
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,836
Come here.
404
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,114
Oh, you'd better turn around,
boy.
405
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,111
There's nothing for you here.
406
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,638
It's the same
all over the world.
407
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,069
Small-town mentality.
408
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,712
You see, Caleb,
where I come from,
409
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,035
it's not about how much
muscle you have.
410
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,874
It's about how far
you're prepared to go.
411
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,272
Is that so?
412
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,311
Yes, it is.
413
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,914
Are you crazy?
414
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,679
Crazy enough to burn down
your bar. Where's my barrel?
415
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,438
- I sold it.
- To who?
416
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,029
They came here looking for it.
They knew you had the map.
417
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,072
But you're too late!
The boat leaves tonight.
418
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,678
Which boat?
419
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,391
I know why you came.
420
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,791
To get away
from our wedding day.
421
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,831
Are you having doubts?
422
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,279
No.
423
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,390
Not at all.
424
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,431
No, just all this stupid...
425
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,277
pedantry.
426
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,311
Have I ruined everything?
427
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,679
No.
428
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,598
We're supposed
to be getting married tomorrow.
429
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,315
Well, to be more precise,
we're gonna get married here.
430
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,920
- Tonight.
- What?
431
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,713
I organised it with the hotel
before I left England.
432
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,991
Ed, we can't.
Everything is ready in London.
433
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,395
What about my mother?
What about your mother?
434
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,556
I don't care.
435
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,068
I don't want you just putting up
with your wedding day.
436
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,111
Ed, we can't.
437
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,391
- Can we?
- Yes!
438
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,879
I want this to be a day
you remember
439
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,353
for the rest of your life.
440
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,118
Both of our lives.
441
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,230
So, forget about London.
442
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,758
OK, tonight at sunset,
it's just you...
443
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,631
and me and the beach.
444
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,272
And a local vicar.
445
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,232
And some of the hotel staff
as witnesses.
446
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,998
What about my dress?
447
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,837
Oh!
448
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,951
Oh, Ed.
449
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,789
My mum is going to go bonkers.
450
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,872
Hoo...
451
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,673
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, no, I'm fine.
452
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,790
I'm just... I'm just overwhelmed.
453
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,400
Oh. Well, then...
you need to relax.
454
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,032
Shall I send down
for some champagne?
455
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,957
No, we're getting married
in a few hours
456
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,991
and I've got a whole
beauty regime I have to...
457
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,112
- My top lip and spot cream.
- OK. OK.
458
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,912
- Call me.
- I will. I love you.
459
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,675
What the hell
are you doing here?
460
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,438
Is there a fire?
461
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,597
Possibly. I need you to meet me
in the marina in one hour.
462
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,119
I'll explain when you get there.
463
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,948
- No, you will explain now.
- No time. The marina, one hour.
464
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,991
- And dress up.
- I can't... Hooten!
465
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,791
You're late.
466
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,910
Can't actually believe
I'm here at all.
467
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,076
- Where's Farquaad?
- Edward is at the hotel.
468
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,111
I told him
I was having a face pack.
469
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,151
Wouldn't hurt.
470
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,670
The people who own this boat are
the people who took the cask.
471
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,518
They are having a sail-away
party and we're crashing it.
472
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,676
- Then what?
- You create a diversion.
473
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,234
- I search the boat.
- What kind of diversion?
474
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,271
Think of something.
475
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,991
What kind of diversion?
476
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,315
- I don't know.
- This is your plan.
477
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,873
You think of a diversion.
478
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,876
I'll think of something.
You won't like it.
479
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,831
- Then you start complaining.
- No, I won't.
480
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,029
- You sure?
- Yes.
481
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,310
OK.
482
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,189
Man overboard!
You've got to help her!
483
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,714
- Are you sure you're all right?
- Yes, I think so.
484
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,718
- How did it happen?
- Not really sure.
485
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,035
Let's get you home, dear.
Get some coffee inside you.
486
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,548
I told her she could have
one drink to celebrate
487
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,910
the whole sailing-away thing,
but... when she gets the taste.
488
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,792
You.
489
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,429
You do realise I'm supposed
to be getting married.
490
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,516
Bride's always late,
everyone knows that.
491
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,959
She's not meant
to be held prisoner
492
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,592
while her groom
is waiting for her.
493
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,870
Clearly we don't go to
the same kind of weddings.
494
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,356
If I get out of this alive,
I'm never speaking to you again.
495
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,960
OK, but I want that in writing
before we leave.
496
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,997
At last. Can we talk?
497
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,713
I feel there's been some...
terrible mistake.
498
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,672
Yes, there has. The moment
you came on the island
499
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,039
to steal the map from us.
500
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,310
Funny, I thought it started
when you sent your gorilla
501
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,078
- to steal it off me.
- Us.
502
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,429
The dealer who tried to take
the map from Mr Levene
503
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,311
was supposed
to be working for us.
504
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,113
Not my problem. We had the map.
We found the cask.
505
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,151
And now we have it.
506
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,872
What happens?
Are you going to kill us?
507
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,319
What?
508
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,079
You think because I come from
Serbia, that I am a gangster?
509
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,918
Yes, Alex. Don't be racist.
510
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,433
So, you're not?
511
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,916
My company manufacture
domestic cleaning products.
512
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,316
But I'm a keen historian with a
private collection of artefacts.
513
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,591
As a sailor, naval history
is my area of expertise.
514
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,438
So, in answer to your question
"What happens next?"
515
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,630
We are waiting for the police.
516
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,398
Oh.
517
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,000
If you're not a gangster,
why do you have a pet ape?
518
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,553
Jadran is my PA.
519
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,750
He's your PA?
520
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,519
- He beat me up.
- Yes, he was party to that.
521
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,199
But he stopped it
from going too far.
522
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,435
It was my idea
to put you in a dinghy.
523
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,596
He's a little squeamish.
524
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,756
So you're... you're not violent?
525
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,677
Absolutely not.
526
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,197
Lucky for me
and the blushing bride here,
527
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,356
- I am!
- Argh!
528
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,231
Did you really have to kick
that poor man?
529
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,396
I thought you said you
weren't talking to me again.
530
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,590
I didn't sign anything.
531
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,031
This way.
532
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,791
OK.
533
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,391
Oh, God,
look at the state of me.
534
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,954
Hey, I saw this guy's face.
He's already hooked.
535
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,389
All you got to do is land him.
Go.
536
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,991
- I can't.
- Can't what?
537
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,231
I can't do this.
538
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,430
I can't marry him.
This isn't fair.
539
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,233
No, it's not,
but he probably deserves it.
540
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,271
What if he wants
to have children?
541
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,151
- Wait, you can't have children?
- Yes.
542
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,873
I mean, I think I can. I just...
I mean, what if he...
543
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,036
What if he wants them
sooner than I do?
544
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,275
I'm not ready for that.
I love what I do.
545
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,709
He doesn't know where I am
from one moment to the next
546
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,399
and he says he's fine with it,
but what if he's not actually?
547
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,352
Look. I don't know how many
women are out there,
548
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,437
and, believe me,
I've done some counting.
549
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,519
But I've yet to meet a single
one that's as smart as you,
550
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,949
as funny as you,
or as loyal as you.
551
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,991
You're pretty.
552
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,759
You can kick ass
when you need to.
553
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,314
And you got a smile
that could light up a room.
554
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,078
He's a lucky guy.
555
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,716
Stop being so nice to me.
It's very...
556
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,557
very disconcerting.
557
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,272
You want me to start
with your bad points?
558
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,550
No, thank you.
559
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,514
Will you come with me?
You could give me away.
560
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,870
Don't be ridiculous. However
appealing that may sound.
561
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,911
Good luck, Lady Alexandra.
562
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,195
Go and marry
your knight in shining armour.
563
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,391
Maybe I'll see you around.
564
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,159
Where are you going?
565
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,191
There's this temple in Vietnam
566
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,356
where just before
the fall of Saigon,
567
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,676
they melted all their gold
into a single statue of Buddha.
568
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,312
Covered it in clay to hide it.
569
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,758
Sounds like a wild-goose chase
to me with...
570
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,518
no historical
or cultural evidence.
571
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,551
Exactly how I like it.
572
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,191
Thank you.
573
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,394
You look like
you're headed to the airport?
574
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,668
Yeah, I am.
575
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,438
Mind if I catch a lift?
576
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,829
Sure. Why not?
577
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,677
Allow me to show you
to your seat.
578
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,997
I have to admit
I'm a really nervous flyer.
579
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,759
Any chance
you could hold my hand?
580
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,473
Maybe you could go through
some emergency positions.
581
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,191
What's this?
582
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,913
I assumed you'd know.
It was left at reception.
583
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,751
What is it?
584
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,791
It's from Hooten.
585
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,231
It's just a few knick-knacks.
586
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,271
That's sweet.
587
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,671
Yeah, it is.
588
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,232
So, I've been thinking...
589
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,716
Where do you want to go...
for our honeymoon?
590
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,228
What about Vietnam?
591
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,432
- Vietnam?
- What could possibly go wrong?
592
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,431
Come on, guys.
All this for what?
593
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,189
Because I stole your itsy-bitsy
tiny little golden Buddha?
594
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,878
Seriously?
595
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,195
Don't you think
you're over-reacting?
596
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,549
Shouldn't the punishment
fit the crime?
597
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,955
Shouldn't you just steal
something from me
598
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,070
and then we're even?
599
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,273
Bears?
600
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,792
What do you mean,
the bears are gonna eat me?
601
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,637
Is it because I'm American?
602
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,716
No, it's because
you're annoying.
603
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,557
They were very probably
gonna let us go
604
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,079
before you started
talking to them.
605
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,031
That's harsh.
I was trying to cut a deal.
606
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,150
By offering them something
already theirs.
607
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,397
- That was my starting position.
- How did that go for you?
608
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,954
This isn't real.
They'll be back any second
609
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,752
with a counter offer
which I'll accept.
610
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,790
Ignore that.
That's just brinkmanship.
611
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,910
- They're trying to scare us.
- With some success.
612
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,030
There's no bears.
They're messing with us.
613
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,111
What was that?
614
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,914
- The wind?
- Wind doesn't growl.
615
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,633
- An angry wind?
- Or a bear.
616
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,276
OK, I read something about
how to survive a bear attack.
617
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,311
- What do we do?
- Play dead.
618
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,477
Lay on your stomach and put
your hands behind your neck.
619
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,278
Lay on your stomach?
620
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,151
Not so easy being tied up,
I guess.
621
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,191
OK, what else did it say?
622
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:03,153
I don't remember. I got bored
after the playing-dead part.
623
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,475
There were pictures of women
on the other page.
624
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,192
I'm supposed to be
on my honeymoon.
625
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,549
Instead, I'm tied up,
about to be eaten by bears,
626
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,955
while my new husband thinks
I'm out shopping for a hat.
627
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,673
Now you are married, what do
you do about the name thing?
628
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,597
- What?
- You already had five names.
629
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:22,033
So, are you now Lady Alexandra
Diana Elizabeth Lindo-Parker...
630
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,149
...Farquaad?
631
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,037
Your credit card
must be three feet long.
632
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,000
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