1 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,312 [HORN HONKS] 2 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,898 CHRIS: You should've rang the doorbell, Brendan. 3 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,443 Hey, you! Yeah, you! What are you doing? 4 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,737 We found this truck on the side of the road. 5 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:57,282 There might be transmission trouble. You should check it out. 6 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,868 What's going on? Hey, that's the truck. 7 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,079 The one that was stolen in Newark? 8 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,997 What are you doing with the truck? 9 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,710 It's a gift from Tony Soprano. 10 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,883 Let's call the cops. Those guys killed Hector. 11 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,929 I don't believe it. We just returned the biggest score of my year. 12 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,681 CHRIS: Listen, you fuck. 13 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,184 Uncle Junior's breaking Tony's balls since you hijacked that truck. 14 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:27,229 You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass. 15 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,064 [CHRIS SNORTS] 16 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,650 What else did Comley say? 17 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,153 Nothing much. 18 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,864 There was stuff missing from the truck... 19 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:40,200 ...but he didn't give a fuck as long as the thing's back. 20 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,496 Then he said to tell Tony thanks, and if Tony needs anything, to call. 21 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,165 Tony? 22 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,168 Those junkie fucks work for Tony. 23 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,588 They hijack Comley's truck, I get it, and he thanks Tony? 24 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:58,135 Well, I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing... 25 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,637 ...the minute it first happened. 26 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:04,391 You should've sent a clear signal: "You fuck with Junior Soprano..." 27 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:07,978 Take it easy. We're not making a Western here. 28 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,401 Fucking family. 29 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,988 I bought his kid a $400 surfboard for his birthday. 30 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,474 Mr. Soprano? 31 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,351 How you doing? 32 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,525 Is that a trick picture out there? 33 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,237 Which? 34 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,655 The barn. 35 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:03,408 And the old tree all rotted out inside. 36 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,745 It's just a picture I bought. 37 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,998 I remember, in a little gallery in Provincetown. 38 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,418 That is a special-made psychological picture. 39 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,380 Like that what-do-you-call-it test. 40 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,092 The Korschach. 41 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,344 You think I want to trick you? 42 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,846 - Oh, no. - What does that picture say? 43 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,599 "We're from Harvard, and what do you think of... 44 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:31,019 ...this depressing barn and this rotted-out tree here?" 45 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,397 It's depressing and scary to you? 46 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,107 Not to me. 47 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,110 But it's got that built right into it. 48 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,821 How are things? 49 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,406 Good. 50 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,117 I had a real good week. 51 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,495 A friend's in the hospital. 52 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:50,747 That's never pleasant, but... 53 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,542 Otherwise, I'm having a good week. 54 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,211 - What's he in for? - They thought it was an ulcer. 55 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,297 You know, then this, then that. 56 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,507 - You're worried about him? - Jackie? 57 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,052 Jackie's so fucking mean, he'll scare that cancer away. 58 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,096 Your friend has cancer? 59 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:13,312 Jackie, when they hook you up, do you make sure they don't have... 60 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,897 ...air in your veins, or is that just bullshit? 61 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,232 What do you mean? 62 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:21,862 This is a good hospital, sweetheart. Nothing like that's gonna happen here. 63 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,365 Air in the line'll kill you. You know who else...? 64 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,616 Hey! 65 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,745 You know who else has cancer? 66 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,039 Tommy DiPalma. 67 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,417 He's got it much worse. It's eating his brain away. 68 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,003 TONY: Hey, somebody having a baby or what? 69 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,630 - How you doing? JACKIE: All right. 70 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,507 - How you feeling? - Good. 71 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,010 Hesh, how you doing? Good to see you. 72 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,845 Thanks for coming. 73 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,056 Jackie, looking well, pal. 74 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,640 Here, Ro, for you. 75 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,559 You're beautiful. 76 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,396 Mikey, nice to see you again in men's clothing. 77 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,648 I should grab a fire extinguisher. 78 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:03,320 I heard your friend had a spontaneous combustion in his restaurant. 79 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,031 I'm going to the cafeteria. Want anything? 80 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,574 A plate of braciole. 81 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,076 [LAUGHING] 82 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,204 - They got grappa in this thing? - Oh, I wish. 83 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,873 See you later. I got some errands. 84 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,709 - Give Junior my love. - I will. 85 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,586 Hey. 86 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,799 Tell my uncle I sent back the truck. Give me the vinegar peppers he owes me. 87 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,721 Thank God he left. 88 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,641 He's a nice guy, but he's like the Grim Reaper. 89 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,520 He knows every guy with cancer, and he can't wait to tell you. 90 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:40,148 Jackie, you might be a candidate for clinical trials. 91 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,526 These stem cell therapies... 92 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:46,154 Paulie, he don't want to hear no more cancer talk. 93 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,073 Get the fuck out of here! 94 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:53,120 Trust me, you caught a break being Jewish. See what I gotta deal with? 95 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,123 Jews, that's right. I knew there was something. 96 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,083 Tony, you know Teittleman? 97 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,711 Owns property. Owns the motel down the street from the club. 98 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,173 The Jew with the black clothes and the curls. 99 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,925 They're called Hasidim. 100 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,802 "Hasidim" but I don't believe them. 101 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,931 - What does Teittleman want? - A divorce for his daughter. 102 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,433 What do you mean? 103 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,103 His son-in-law will not give his daughter the consent... 104 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,440 ...unless Teittleman gives him 50% of his motel. 105 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,525 They call it a get. 106 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,444 Why don't he just? 107 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:28,488 It's taboo for their religion. 108 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,073 You know about this shit? 109 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:34,411 Run. Trust me. You don't want to do business with these people. 110 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,956 He said there's 25 large in it if we can get him this get. 111 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,499 There's a saying amongst Jews: 112 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,794 "When a Jew gets a divorce, even the altar sheds tears." 113 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,838 All right, I heard enough. 114 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,757 JACKIE: Look, I'm getting kind of tired. 115 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,802 Let's go get a cup of coffee. 116 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,513 See you later, Jackie. Take care. 117 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,228 [SINGING] 118 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,621 [SINGING] 119 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,876 That crash was Meadow Soprano jumping her cue. 120 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:27,672 Miss Marris, we're exhausted from studying for SATs. We were up past 2. 121 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,925 - Are you her lawyer? - No. 122 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,552 Why they'd schedule SATs the same week... 123 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,721 - Same day. - What? 124 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,848 [GRUMBLING] 125 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:41,311 If we're kicked out of Concert Singers, we lose our best extracurricular. 126 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:44,105 Goodbye, Berkeley. Hello, Glassboro State. 127 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:49,319 I cannot wait until all of North America is between me and Tony and Carmela. 128 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,820 New Jersey blows. 129 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,114 I want to go to Berkeley so bad. 130 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,492 The whole East, I can't deal anymore. 131 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,078 So we don't sleep till after the SATs. 132 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,997 CHARMAINE: Don't mind the mess. I wasn't expecting company. 133 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,291 I couldn't wait. I had to see the new house. 134 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,419 - Where's King Arthur? - Downstairs. This plumbing! 135 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,088 - Here? - Yeah. 136 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:13,093 Oh, I love the coziness. 137 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,012 Welcome to the neighborhood. 138 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,974 Well, the school district, anyway. 139 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,851 Carm, you did not have to do this. 140 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,772 I mean, we don't see each other like we used to... 141 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,108 I want that to change. 142 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,281 - Could this be Artie Bucco? - Hey, capitano! 143 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,824 The place looks good. 144 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,577 It needs a little work, but we'll get there. 145 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:42,581 You need some cash until the insurance on the restaurant comes... 146 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:47,335 There'll be an Italian president before I see any insurance money. 147 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,212 I thought that was settled. 148 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,757 Join the club. They're doing a second arson investigation. 149 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,468 They think you're Mobbed up? You're a working stiff. 150 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:00,640 It doesn't make any sense. Who would burn down a perfectly good restaurant? 151 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,934 It's stupid. 152 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,228 Insane. 153 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,192 - Sorry, Artie. - Life goes on, no? 154 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,361 I could always be a plumber, no? 155 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,905 Only one concept to master: Shit runs downhill. 156 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,118 Yes, it does. Come in the kitchen. I'll buy you a beer. 157 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,424 - Mr. Soprano. - Mr. Teittleman. 158 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,343 - My pleasure. - Have a seat. 159 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,803 - Thank you. - Silvio you know. 160 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,513 Paulie. 161 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,015 How are you? 162 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,017 This is my son. 163 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,479 Does he have a name? 164 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,731 Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hillel. 165 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,986 You know about my daughter and her husband? 166 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,488 Yeah, he knows. 167 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,406 Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano? 168 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,493 Yes. Call me Tony. 169 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,871 What would you do if she was abused by her husband? 170 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,164 Talk to him. 171 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,291 Yeah, in ball-peen hammer. 172 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,168 I think you understand my anger. 173 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,506 He's harming my daughter, and he's mocking our laws of marriage. 174 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:18,259 Look, let's understand each other from the get-go here, okay? 175 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,136 I'm in waste management. 176 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,307 I'm only here because I'm Silvio's friend, you're Silvio's friend. 177 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,268 You may be having a problem I can help you with. 178 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,813 If I can do it, that will make me happy. 179 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,022 Ha! 180 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,816 What's your problem, Hil? 181 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,744 Please finish. 182 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,539 You're being shaken down for 50% of your motels. 183 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:48,748 Correct. 184 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:53,044 The goon squads who smacked these husbands around to get the divorce... 185 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,088 ...were put out of business by the D.A. 186 00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,343 All right, 25%. He wants 50, we get 25. 187 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,053 I don't understand. 188 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,680 I'm not talking to you. 189 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:18,111 You get me what I want, Mr. Soprano, and you have a deal. 190 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,529 It's done. 191 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,117 You let them in our motel, you'll never get them out. 192 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,412 That's a commercial, isn't it? 193 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:38,298 Julio, before lunch I want you to do bedding inventory. 194 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,426 Half-hour, and no cervezas, please. 195 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,680 [RINGS BELL] 196 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,515 Yes, may I help you? 197 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,976 That depends. Are you Ariel? 198 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,979 That also depends. Are you a bill collector? 199 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,149 What is this, the Catskills? Shecky Greene we got here. 200 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,151 Let's talk about your father-in-law. 201 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,986 I'm sorry. He's not here. 202 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,197 We know he's not here. 203 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,701 But we want to talk to you about him and you. And him. 204 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,953 This problem that you're having. 205 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,080 Look, I don't know who you are... 206 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:15,835 ...but any problem I may be having with my family is none of your matter. 207 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,337 So get out of here. 208 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,799 No, no, look. Shlomo is a friend of mine. 209 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,509 And you're bragging this? 210 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,969 This guy... 211 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,348 You couldn't possibly understand what's going on here. 212 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,769 Shlomo is an arrogant, ignorant control freak. 213 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:37,273 Look, I know him since before I had hair on my pitzl. I made this place. 214 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,277 The flyers, the car rental drop-off, the business breakfast. 215 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,196 It was me, not him. 216 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,533 So I sweated blood into this place, and he owes me. 217 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,118 And I intend to get what's mine. 218 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:53,164 So, please, don't embarrass yourself any further. Just leave. 219 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,125 I'm not embarrassed. You embarrassed? 220 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,045 Listen to me, you weirdo fuck. 221 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:03,216 You give Shlomo whatever he wants and you forget this 50% shit. 222 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,553 You got nothing coming to you. Understand me? Nothing! 223 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,012 Fuck you! 224 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,807 Bupkes. Say bupkes, Paulie. 225 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,767 That's how they say "nothing." 226 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,354 Fuck that. This is how I say "nothing." 227 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,772 [BELL RINGS] 228 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,440 How's that for nothing? 229 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,280 - You know what? TONY: Probably not. 230 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,365 The fundraiser for Pediatric Hospital? 231 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,910 I'm gonna hire Artie and Charmaine to cater it. 232 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,082 Since when do we open our house to strangers? 233 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,252 Oh, you're right. Let's just move back to Italy. 234 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:43,548 We'll live in a hill town like our ancestors, put a wall around it... 235 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,759 ...and throw burning oil on all travelers that knock at the gate. 236 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,052 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] 237 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,096 Come on! 238 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:57,228 Poor Charmaine. I tried to find nice things to say about that house. 239 00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,815 Ain't that bad. Just needs a little work, that's all. 240 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,360 Those two are so broke. And that fire. 241 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,488 If that insurance would get off its ass. 242 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,241 - Could it have been arson? - What's the matter with you? 243 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,747 Hey! 244 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,169 I can't believe you guys didn't get enough for us. 245 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,671 Yeah, put Matt on. 246 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,839 [KNOCKING] 247 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,007 Hold on. 248 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,927 What's going on? You trying to damage your inner ears? 249 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,386 We're studying. 250 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,139 These are practice tests and they're brutal. 251 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,391 Your parents know you're here, cacciatore? 252 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,727 - They don't care. - She's sleeping over. 253 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,107 Can Hunter please sleep over? 254 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,944 Start sleeping, then. Study time's over. 255 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,237 We still have six more chapters left. 256 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:54,118 Then can you keep the decibel level down, please? For my husband. 257 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,999 Matt, I'm serious, you guys. 258 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,710 If we can't score some crystal, we're dead. 259 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,631 With this budget, we can do three waiters for the hors d'oeuvres... 260 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,341 ...two for the champagne. 261 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:12,512 It's such a load off. This party has me at sixes and sevens. 262 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,807 Pediatric Hospital's such a worthy cause. 263 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,100 Oona! 264 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:24,023 There's fingerprints on the breakfront. I want this place to sparkle. 265 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,487 She's usually very good. From Poland. 266 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,449 COP ON TV: Please get in the car, sir. 267 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:38,538 Like the cop would be calling him "sir" if the cameras weren't around. 268 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,498 I saw this one. 269 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,251 Then call Tony so he can call Junior... 270 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,670 ...and see if we can change the channel. 271 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,588 Get that, will you, babe? 272 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,258 Sure. I'm the only one who has to go to work. 273 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,052 CHRIS: Yeah, restaurant hostess. Real tough work. 274 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,013 It's your little cousin. 275 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,890 - What's up? - How are you? 276 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,226 - What are you doing here? - Hello to you too. 277 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,020 Hunter, what are you doing? 278 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,731 Don't mind him. His brain is fried. 279 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,524 You want a soda or something? 280 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,860 - How about a beer? - Yeah, right. 281 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,196 Just kidding. I'll have a Coke if you have one. 282 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,781 What do you want, Meadow? 283 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,825 She wants something from me. 284 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,577 In your dreams, Brendan. 285 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,204 So, what do you want? 286 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,417 I wanna cop. 287 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,668 [COUGHS] 288 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,171 ADRIANA: Here you go. 289 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,715 What do you mean, "cop"? 290 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,259 Score. We want to score some crystal. 291 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,552 You got money? 292 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,013 - You ain't giving them shit. - Why not? 293 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,932 Your father'll put a bullet in my head. 294 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,894 Since when do you take speed, anyway? 295 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,104 She doesn't. I need it to study. 296 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,399 CHRIS: Yeah, right. Hunter needs it. 297 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,069 Forget about it. No fucking way. 298 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,989 What? 299 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,908 He just craves attention. 300 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,622 Just thought I'd ask you before we went to Jefferson Avenue. 301 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,584 Those melanzane will rob you, rape you and leave you on the road. 302 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,088 What do you see in him? 303 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,924 Money. What do you think? 304 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,383 Fuck you. 305 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,886 - See you, Christopher. - I got my own money. 306 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,931 What about me? Nobody's gonna say goodbye to me? 307 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:23,893 CHRIS: Bye. 308 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,646 - Bye. - Bye, guys. 309 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,986 You can't let her go to Jefferson Avenue. They'll sell her Ajax. 310 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,657 She won't go there. She just wants me to give her some speed. 311 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,494 Isn't it better if she gets it from you with all that poison around? 312 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,249 Kids. You think you can protect them. 313 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,459 But you can't. 314 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,089 TV NARRATOR: With the rainy season, chicks alter their eating habits. 315 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,675 TONY: Are you watching that nature shit again? 316 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,218 What are you doing here? 317 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,929 My kid stepped on a nail. I had to get him a shot. 318 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,639 Yeah, where is he? 319 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,224 At the ER with Carmela. 320 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,394 So whatever happened with the Jew at the motel? 321 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,230 They reached out to him, he wasn't receptive. 322 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,149 They're going back. 323 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,406 - Want me to leave? - Just looking for my nurse's pen. 324 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,868 You got the wrong room because you are not my nurse. 325 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,911 I know, but I made up the bed. 326 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,456 No, sweetheart. I have not been out of this bed all day. 327 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,170 - Sorry, I need to check some vitals... - What are you doing? 328 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,130 That seems to be working fine. 329 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,300 Nobody sends flower arrangements like New York. 330 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,302 Let me just check his... 331 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,220 NURSE: Oh! 332 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,016 This damn IV. 333 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,976 Damn! 334 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,728 I got it. 335 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:58,112 I seem to be having a problem. Do you mind if I borrow one of your gowns? 336 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,324 TONY: It's okay. It's a private party. 337 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,621 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have a nice night. 338 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,080 Oh, Madonna! 339 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,500 [JACKIE LAUGHS] 340 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:21,219 I got you, you prick! You should've seen your face! 341 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,180 - You prick! TONY: "I haven't been out of bed." 342 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,098 Look at your face. 343 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,558 Who the hell is this? 344 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:33,147 Relax, Mr. Aprile. It's time for your sponge bath. 345 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,489 TONY: She's a friend of mine from the club. Nice girl. 346 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,868 I joined them later on. We got a little booze. 347 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,666 You were nice to have a party for your friend. 348 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,376 Yeah. 349 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,259 TONY: "Tufts Medical School." 350 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,556 You're a doctor. 351 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,977 What do you think? About Jackie? 352 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,021 I'd have to know more about his condition. 353 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,774 I told you about his condition. He's got cancer. 354 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,401 What kind of cancer? 355 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,069 It's in the intestines. 356 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,198 There was a tumor and they took it out. 357 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,784 And it's recurred. 358 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,037 But you said he might go home. They're not operating? 359 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,374 It's next to something vital. 360 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,835 - I see. - You see? 361 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,087 From what you're saying, it doesn't sound good. 362 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,880 From what I'm saying? 363 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,174 What do I know? I'm not a doctor. 364 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,510 - You're angry. Who with? - I'll tell you. 365 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,556 This man has had chemo every day for three weeks. 366 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,183 He still has every last hair on his head. 367 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:55,146 Every last hair on his head, and he's got a beautiful head of hair. 368 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,149 So don't tell me how it sounds. You don't know him or me... 369 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,026 ...or what you're talking about. 370 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,487 We're getting closer to you confronting your true feelings... 371 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,656 ...about what's really going on. 372 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,492 Wait a minute. I just told you my true feelings. 373 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,661 You tell me what's really going on. 374 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,664 The tree in the painting rotted out, you said. 375 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,750 Nothing indicates that. 376 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,294 I knew that was a fucking scam. 377 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,297 I knew that painting was a fucking scam! 378 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:24,675 You remember your dream? The ducks? 379 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,219 It took on another meaning. 380 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,723 What happens to a tree that's rotted out? 381 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,184 Trees, ducks. What are you? Ranger Rick? 382 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,604 Some job you shrinks got. You think everybody's lying... 383 00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:40,566 ...while you're pulling scams on them! Fuck you! 384 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:47,698 There's 37 definites. We got another 13 maybes... 385 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,576 ...plus the whole Pediatric Hospital Board. 386 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,453 Right. 387 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:55,164 Are you sure we ordered enough champagne? 388 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,458 Right. 389 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,836 Gene says they shouldn't be too sober for the auction. 390 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,340 If anyone ever finds out you got this from me... 391 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,468 Look at me. This is no joke. 392 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,013 We don't always get along, but you don't want to see me dead. 393 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,140 I gotta call Hunter. You're the best. 394 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,520 Hey, I'm serious. Just this once, okay? I'm no drug dealer. 395 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,357 I don't want to see you get poisoned. Your father ever finds out... 396 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,734 God, doesn't anyone ever knock? 397 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:27,530 Tell Brendan that Hunter would rather die than go out with him. 398 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,156 Brendan? 399 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,410 Christopher, keep that asshole away from that child. 400 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,995 He asked me to do him a favor, I did it. 401 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,749 All right, you delivered the message. Now let Meadow study. 402 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,048 Two goombahs from the old neighborhood. 403 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:50,761 What, they think they're gonna name it the Soprano Wing in the new hospital? 404 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,472 I think you're just jealous of their money. 405 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,141 - Me? - Yeah. 406 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,143 Okay, but explain to me this. 407 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,479 He offers us two tickets to the Caribbean out of friendship. 408 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,356 You say no, they're tainted. 409 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,734 But for some party, I take his money to clean his toilets. 410 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:10,072 First of all, Arthur, this is a paying job and not some cruise. 411 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,741 And why do you always have to exaggerate? 412 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,952 You're not cleaning his toilets. You're a chef. 413 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:19,707 Good. So you don't mind that he fronts me money for a new place... 414 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,542 ...because he offered. 415 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,670 Look at that face. 416 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,716 Oh, God, don't tell me that you took money from Tony Soprano. 417 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:33,095 How is it different? I'm a chef. I need a place to cook. 418 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:36,307 How? I'm giving Carmela my support, that's how. 419 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,767 And it's for a very reputable cause. 420 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:43,189 But to have that man as a partner, trust me, that would be insane. 421 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,316 It'd mean the end of everything. 422 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,067 At least he made the gesture. 423 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,113 Name me another person who offered us anything except the Sopranos? 424 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,658 Watch what you're doing. You're squeezing the quail. 425 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,998 [LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 426 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,834 Should we turn on the air? 427 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,253 It's going okay. Do you like the food? 428 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,381 I was so busy schmoozing, I barely had a bite. 429 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,176 Don't miss those little veal tonnatos. 430 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:13,844 Charmaine! 431 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,221 Sure. Wow. 432 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,555 Charmaine! 433 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,024 ARIEL: Not in the car! Please! Not in the car! 434 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,901 PAULIE: Shut up! Shut up! 435 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,320 Shut up and get in the fucking car! 436 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,324 Get in there, you miserable fucking prick! 437 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,167 I can't get used to strangers in my house. 438 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,502 Why'd you invite them? 439 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,007 Try one of these. 440 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,721 You're a fucking great cook. 441 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,349 I cook like this... 442 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,561 ...it reminds me of what I lost. 443 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,899 To have my restaurant ripped from me. I can't tell you... 444 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,776 It was like losing a limb. 445 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,198 - Sometimes I lay in bed... - Statti zitto! Enough already. 446 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,909 Forget about the past. Look to the future. 447 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,289 I'm sick of hearing of your restaurant. Shut up, you depressing jerk! 448 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,583 What the fuck do you know about it? 449 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,587 You motherfucker. 450 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,217 [CHUCKLING] 451 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,597 TONY: You fucking jerk! 452 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,266 Come on. Give it up. 453 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,476 [LAUGHING] 454 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,023 TONY: See what you get when you... 455 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,608 [ARIEL GROANS] 456 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,985 PAULIE: Fucking son of a bitch! 457 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:57,281 - Get up, you stubborn fuck. - Please! 458 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:01,076 Too late. All this because you won't say yes to a divorce? 459 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,453 It's not that simple! 460 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,582 Why not? You sign your fucking name to a piece of paper! 461 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,250 I don't like you. 462 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,337 Well, I don't like you. You believe this prick? 463 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:15,549 What do I get, huh? You work for nothing? I don't think so! 464 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,968 I say we force-feed him his sombrero. 465 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,263 She wants to go to Israel, I send her. I pay. 466 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:24,433 I feed her, I clothe her, I put a roof over her head. 467 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,770 I worked for her father for 20 years and took his abuse. 468 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:29,313 So I get nothing? 469 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,315 - Stand up! - We don't care. 470 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,692 Tough fucking luck, ain't it, pal? 471 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,654 You mother...! 472 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:38,947 Silvio! 473 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,408 [ARIEL GROANS] 474 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,288 Motherfucker. 475 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,374 This guy's a bull. 476 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,628 Paulie, if we don't kill this prick... 477 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:54,880 ...we should put him to work. 478 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,757 [IRINA GIGGLES] 479 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,219 [TONY GRUNTS] 480 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,221 Time's a-wasting. 481 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,683 I was lucky I could get out at all with that party tonight. 482 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,062 [PHONE RINGS] 483 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,563 Shit! 484 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:21,031 - Hello. SILVIO [ON PHONE]: Tony. 485 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:24,785 Sorry to bother you. This isn't working out how we hoped. 486 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:27,579 With our friend with the funny sideburns. 487 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,873 Don't say no more on the phone. 488 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,793 I'm coming down. 489 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,087 Shit! 490 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,589 I gotta go. 491 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,717 [SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 492 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,093 You just got here. 493 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,637 Yeah, I know, but I gotta go. 494 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:47,391 [SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 495 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,652 What's that painting mean to you? 496 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:04,074 Nothing. It just reminds me of David Hockey. 497 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,003 [CAR ALARM BEEPS] 498 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,137 You want something to munch on? 499 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,931 TONY: Are you kidding me? 500 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,518 Most guys I know would be happy to get rid of their wife. 501 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,146 I tried explaining the realities here. 502 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,065 This guy's as stubborn as a fucking mule. 503 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,109 He says it's principle. 504 00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:43,322 I think we gotta... you know. That's why we called you. 505 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,616 TONY: I promised the father-in-law I wouldn't. 506 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,451 I don't know what else to do. 507 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,875 You're a stupid fucker, you know that? 508 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:56,877 I've heard it said. 509 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,837 What are you, proud of it? 510 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:03,967 You kill me and a dark cloud goes over Shlomo's house. 511 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,096 Either way, they'll be no get unless restitution is made. 512 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:12,059 You really would let me kill you, you sick fuck. 513 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,355 You ever heard of the Masada? 514 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:21,610 For two years, 900 Jews held their own... 515 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,863 ...against 15,000 Roman soldiers. 516 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,992 They chose death before enslavement. 517 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,663 And the Romans, where are they now? 518 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,124 You're looking at them, asshole. 519 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:44,383 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 520 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,344 ...I fear no evil for Thou art with me. 521 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:49,388 Yeah, hold that thought. 522 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,397 [PHONE RINGS] 523 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,401 Yeah? 524 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:06,613 I'm with my non-shellfish-eating friend, and I'm tapped out. 525 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,782 This guy won't listen to reason. 526 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,952 Didn't I tell you, huh? 527 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,246 I warned you to keep away from them. 528 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:15,914 He left me no options. 529 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:18,584 He's willing to go down with the ship. 530 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,129 Here's a thought. 531 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,840 Maybe he's willing to go to the world to come... 532 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:27,050 ...but if he's stuck here on this earth... 533 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:31,054 ...I know one thing that no man wants to go through life without. 534 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,556 What? 535 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:34,683 Oh. 536 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,728 That's a brilliant idea. 537 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,480 Make like a mohel, huh? 538 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:42,107 Finish his bris. 539 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,525 Yeah. 540 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:49,031 Paulie, get the ball cutters from out of the truck. 541 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:52,159 Ariel, we're going to plan B. 542 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:54,912 The phone has been ringing all morning. 543 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:58,123 The Rotellis, the Trillos. He has to do with computers. 544 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:01,126 They're wonderful. She invited us to brunch. 545 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,462 - Really? - Yep. 546 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:07,549 But it was the food, Mainie. Everybody raved about it. 547 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,721 Cynthia said, "I love those rice balls," like she never had arancini before. 548 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:17,100 Really, Mainie, I couldn't have done it without you. 549 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,603 It meant so much to me, having you here. 550 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:22,189 It just made it so much fun for me. 551 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,151 Mainie, is something wrong? You got something on your mind? 552 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,736 What could be wrong? 553 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,739 Listen, sweetie. 554 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:35,661 It may not seem like it right now, but you'll get back on your feet again. 555 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,872 Carmela, I'm fine where I am. 556 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,125 I know. That's not what I meant. 557 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,462 Carmela, I never wanted to tell you this. 558 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:50,092 It happened so long ago. You and Tony weren't even married. 559 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,679 It's probably silly for me to even bring it up now. 560 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,180 What? 561 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,726 You were at the shore with your parents. 562 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,479 You and Tony were on the outs. He called me. 563 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:03,772 He did? 564 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,651 One thing led to another, we started dating each other and... 565 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,028 Carmela, I slept with him. 566 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,699 You slept with Tony? 567 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,202 Really, it wasn't for me. 568 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:21,873 Carmela, what I'm trying to say is, stop worrying about me. 569 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:26,837 Really. I mean, we both made our choices. I'm fine with mine. 570 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,858 I'd like for you to consider this. 571 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,151 SILVIO: Don't give me that. 572 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,445 TONY: What's going on? Why'd you page me? 573 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,239 This guy's trying to pull some bullshit. 574 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,242 Hey, ZZ Top. The guy gave you the get, didn't he? 575 00:33:57,493 --> 00:34:01,413 But not because of you. You threatened him with castration. 576 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:06,626 It was business that brought him around. He wanted 50%, you wanted 25%. 577 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,379 So I split the difference. I gave him 15%... 578 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:12,257 ...he gives my daughter the divorce... 579 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:16,053 - It's business. It worked out. - You gotta walk with me, Shlomo. 580 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,096 Listen, don't worry. 581 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,433 I'm taking good care of you here. 582 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:22,726 What's that? 583 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:26,480 For your considerable trouble. As the Talmud says... 584 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:30,025 I don't give a shit what he says, okay? 585 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:33,528 You want to give your son-in-law 15% of the motel? 586 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,239 You go ahead. It comes out of your end. 587 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:40,744 Now, we got you your get. You get us our 25%. Got it? 588 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,537 My son was right. 589 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,832 You're mud. Godless clay! 590 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,836 I created a living golem! 591 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,505 What the fuck is a golem? 592 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,799 It's a monster! Frankenstein! 593 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,634 - Get out of here... - Living dead! 594 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:59,179 ...before I take your asshole son and shove him up your ass! 595 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,847 Shut up! 596 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:03,767 [SHLOMO SPEAKS IN YIDDISH] 597 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:13,568 Hey. 598 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,905 Hey, how you doing? 599 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,199 One second. 600 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,035 [MACHINE BEEPS] 601 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:26,498 I got some good news. We're in the motel business. How do you like that? 602 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,464 Read this. 603 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,050 [MACHINE BEEPS] 604 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,262 102.7. 605 00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,933 They should take my temperature with the other machine. 606 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,519 Paulie broke his hand on the guy's head. 607 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,771 - Digital. - We're waling on this guy. 608 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:52,774 - I'm gonna cut his dick off. - I'll call the nurse. 609 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,069 He's mumbling and praying. I'm getting his pants off. 610 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,321 They should take my temperature again. 611 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,824 Yeah, yeah, call them. 612 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,761 Poor Jackie. 613 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,308 God has his reasons. 614 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,311 Livia, he looked twice as old as me. 615 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,314 So, what's really on your mind, Corrado? 616 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,192 This Christopher Moltisanti. 617 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,986 Christopher? What about him? 618 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,989 Him and his little friend. 619 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:45,076 They're slapping me in the face, and they're hiding behind Tony. 620 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:49,164 Well, Tony always loved Christopher like a son. 621 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,750 And so do I, Junior. 622 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:55,045 He put up my storm windows for me one year. 623 00:36:57,423 --> 00:36:58,673 Good. 624 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:06,806 But what do I do? 625 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,560 I just let him and this Filone kid piss on me in public? 626 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,231 And how far do I go before I light a frigging match... 627 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,025 ...under that hotheaded son of yours? 628 00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:22,489 Maybe Christopher could use a little talking to. 629 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,115 You know. 630 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,618 The other one... 631 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,120 ...Filone? 632 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,877 I don't know. 633 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,469 You got a lot of sense for an old gal. 634 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,265 No, I'm a babbling idiot. 635 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,644 That's why my son put me in a nursing home. 636 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,856 He didn't even care I was there. 637 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,236 It was just him and that fucking cancer. 638 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,284 It's like he's already gone. 639 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,577 Yes. 640 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,957 Ah. 641 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,209 [SIGHS] 642 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,047 Somebody called me a Frankenstein today. 643 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,382 Really? 644 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,927 This Hasid I'm doing business with. 645 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,681 These Hasids, I mean, they're out there... 646 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,684 ...but they got their beliefs, you know? 647 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:37,522 They're not afraid of death. This one guy wasn't. 648 00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:41,109 Maybe they have the belief because they are afraid. 649 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,944 I'm not afraid of death. 650 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:47,615 Not if it's for something. 651 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,869 You know? A war, something like that. 652 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,371 A reason. 653 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:54,998 But Jackie... 654 00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,376 To see this strong... 655 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:00,879 ...beautiful man... 656 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,258 ...just wither away to nothing... 657 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,514 And you can't do nothing about it. 658 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,894 You can't fight it. 659 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,606 You envy the Hasids and their beliefs? 660 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,733 All this shit's for nothing? 661 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,239 If it's for nothing, why must I think about it? 662 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,700 That's the mystery, isn't it? 663 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:36,331 The mystery of God, or whatever you want to call it... 664 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,876 ...and why we're given the questionable gift... 665 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,504 ...of knowing that we're gonna die. 666 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,298 [SNIFFS] 667 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,181 Do you feel like Frankenstein? 668 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,228 A thing? 669 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,147 Lacking humanity? 670 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,109 Lacking human feelings? 671 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,821 [KIDS SINGING] 672 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,870 [SINGING] 673 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,769 Thank you. That's for you. 674 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,230 Say hello to Freddy, all right? 675 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,826 Let go! 676 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:01,458 [SINGING CONTINUES] 677 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,176 Let me go! 678 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,677 Let me go! 679 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,762 [SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN] 680 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,182 You're friends of Tony's goomar, right? 681 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:19,601 Meadow wanted the crystal. 682 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:23,229 If I didn't get it to her, she would've went to Jefferson. 683 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,441 You tell Tony. They would've beat her and raped her! 684 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,276 I don't want to die now! 685 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,613 I didn't mean it. I am sorry! 686 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:35,033 Listen to me! I was trying to save her! 687 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:37,285 Listen to me! You speak English? 688 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,537 Don't shoot me! Don't shoot! 689 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,040 [GUN CLICKS] 690 00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:51,174 [MAN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 691 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,094 [GROANS] 692 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:58,765 Fuck! 693 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,948 [SINGING] 694 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,625 [SINGING] 695 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,106 [SINGING] 696 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,952 Hi, Jack. Bye, Jack. 697 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,915 [WATER SPLASHES] 698 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:34,027 [SINGING]