♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says ♪
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
♪ You were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your boy ♪
♪ Your 20th century toy ♪
Make some noise, for our host: LL Cool J.
Hands in the air, hands in the air!
Let me hear you say yeah!
Yeah!
Now scream!
Welcome to the "Lip Sync Battle" where superstars
put their status aside to get down and dirty
in an all out war of musical mayhem.
Now before we bring out tonight's combatants.
I've got to bring out the woman...
who always breaks it down.
Our charmingly creative,
colorful commentator with furious flavor.
Ladies and gentlemen:
the delightful Chrissy Teigen!
Hi!
- Chrissy. - Yes!
What's the flavor for tonight?
Oh, the flavor for tonight? Oh you'd know!
I love it when we have two comedians on this stage.
It gets weird.
It gets crazy.
- I'm so excited. - I love it.
- You ready to get it going? - Yeah, we're ready!
He cracks you up on HBO's sitcom Silicon Valley.
You loved him in Deadpool.
Now you can see him as Jennifer Aniston's
crazy brother in Office Christmas Party.
The hilarious,
the hysterical:
T.J. Miller!
Yeah!
You loved him in Neighbors 2.
And on the Emmy award-winning series Veep.
You'll see him in his upcoming Comedy Central show Detroiters.
But tonight he's here to snatch the belt
from his Office Christmas party co-star.
Make some noise!
For the very funny:
Sam Richardson!
Welcome.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you, LL.
- You're up first, T.J. - All right.
Sam, you have a seat in the V.I.P.
Come on over, come on over, just hang out with me.
I'm so excited.
- Yeah, me too. - Yeah, I really am.
You're giving me an opportunity to do something... that's really incredible.
Because of the first time that I had to slow dance,
I don't know if everybody in here remembers their first time to slow dance...
You're so nervous, and I was really nervous.
And the girl that accepted... my hand in dance.
Um, Holly.
I was such a weird, strange, 6th grade guy.
That I was like: "I know the words to this song."
"I'm going to sing it into her ear while we are slow dancing."
So she has to suffer through listening to me be off key
to a Vanessa Williams' song.
And so...
I thought I would sort of dedicate this first song...
to Holly.
And I-I'll sing it to her now in a...
in a traditional, vintage, Moroccan
- Yes! - noblemen garb.
Yeah... I'm... you know...
Because, that my wife got in Tangier...
and thought it would be a good idea for me...
to wear on Lip Sync Battle.
But you know what, LL?
Marriage is about compromise, you know that I think, right?
It can be.
- Love you, babe. - Where is she?
- Hi! - She's right there. Oh...
Isn't that sweet?
Ladies and gentlemen...
T.J. Miller!
♪ Sometimes the snow comes down in June ♪
♪ Sometimes the sun goes round the moon ♪
♪ I see the passion in your eyes ♪
♪ Sometimes it's all a big surprise ♪
♪ 'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish ♪
♪ You'd tell me this was love ♪
♪ It's not the way I hoped or how I planned ♪
♪ But somehow it's enough ♪
♪ And now we're standing face-to-face ♪
♪ Isn't this world a crazy place? ♪
♪ Just when I thought our chance had passed ♪
♪ You go and save the best for last ♪
♪ You went and save the best ♪
♪ For last ♪
♪ Yeah... ♪
Thank you very much.
T.J., come on over here.
- Thank you. - Chrissy, did you love it?
Whoa, it looked like a Kung Fu movie.
- So... - It's like...
It was so good.
The thrill... of sort of
syncing exactly the music and having Vanessa Williams come out of your mouth.
If you guys haven't tried it...
- You nailed that. - Go for it tonight, all right?
- Um... Sam, Sam... - It was perfect.
How was T.J.'s performance?
I mean... it's in the words...
You know, "sometimes the sun goes round the moon."
"Sometimes... snow comes down in...
- "June." - "June."
Sometimes you rock your socks off and I'm impressed.
That was a great job.
That was a great job, man!
T.J. have a seat in the V.I.P.
Thank you.
Sam, step on up.
Now, Sam...
what song are you going with?
I'm going to go with Stevie Wonder, "Part time lover."
Give it up! For Sam Richardson!
♪ Call up, ring once, hang up the phone ♪
♪ To let me know you made it home ♪
♪ Don't want nothing to be wrong ♪
♪ With my part-time lover ♪
♪ If she's with me I'll blink the lights ♪
♪ To let you know tonight's the night ♪
♪ For me and you, my part-time lover ♪
♪ We are undercover passion on the run ♪
♪ Chasing love up against the sun ♪
♪ We are strangers by day, lovers by night ♪
♪ Knowing it's so wrong ♪
♪ But feeling so right ♪
♪ And then a man called our exchange ♪
♪ But didn't want to leave his name ♪
♪ I guess that two can play the game ♪
♪ Of part-time lovers ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Part-time lovers ♪
Yeah, baby!
Sam Richardson!
Thank you!
Chrissy, did you feel him?
Oh, my, I thought that you had me at Stevie...
I thought that was good enough.
But I have definitely, it's been three seasons now...
I have never seen moves like that on this stage.
- Especially from a first song... - Yeah!
Do that in the shower but it's bigger space, so...
had to adapt.
That'll be a little dangerous in the shower...
Little bit, a little...
Got to dip back, touch the hand.
Dip back... that's the wall right there...
so it's like...
And I wake up.
T.J., you think he pulled it off?
I mean, I think definitely. But as his character, DJ Calvis would say...
"It's too lit to use words" so...
Yeah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah!
All right Sam, you head to V.I.P.
Thank you, thank you.
When we come back, we will see if T.J. saved his best for last.
Keep it locked!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
We're back with Lip Sync Battle
where Sam Richardson and T.J. Miller
are putting on Lip Sync Clinic.
Now it's round two where we wrap everything up.
As the crew says: "For the belt, get stronger."
Before Sam makes his move.
Let's see how he put himself in the position to win.
Oh, yeah, yes.
- Start early, start early. - I'm ready for this.
Do you want to just walk through it?
- Yes. - Yes!
So let's do that again, guys.
♪ Then she's going to push you, push you push you, push you ♪
Yay!
Hope your butt's ready, man, 'cause I'm about to blow it out.
- Dang! - Oh, whoa!
That didn't come out like I meant it to.
- You know what? - But I think the sentiment
- is still there. - That's okay, man!
I'll leave you to your own devices.
Just wanted to psych you out real quick before you got started.
Boom, right out of your butt.
Jeez, I wish I chose a better choice of phrasing.
Make some noise for Sam Richardson!
Have I forgotten everything? No, I haven't.
Dancers to the stage.
I'm feeling real good, real confident.
We are walking.
I'm coming for you, T.J.
Time to put on a show.
♪ Well, I'm hot blooded ♪
♪ Check it and see ♪
♪ I got a fever of a hundred and three ♪
♪ Come on baby, do you do more than dance? ♪
♪ I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded ♪
♪ You don't have to read my mind ♪
♪ To know what I have in mind ♪
♪ Honey, you oughta know ♪
♪ Now you move so fine ♪
♪ Let me lay it on the line ♪
♪ I wanna know ♪
♪ What you're doin' after the show ♪
♪ Now it's up to you ♪
♪ We can make a secret rendezvous ♪
♪ Just me and you ♪
♪ I'll show you lovin' like you never knew ♪
♪ That's why ♪
♪ I'm hot blooded, check it and see ♪
♪ I got a fever of a hundred and three ♪
♪ Come on baby, do you do more than dance? ♪
♪ I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded ♪
♪ Hot blooded ♪
Whoa!
Don't look down, don't look down!
- Chrissy... - Oh my God.
- Did Sam...? - Shout out to whoever makes...
those pants, you did a toe touch in there.
It was a wig, guys.
It was a wig.
There it is, you have it.
It's a freaking wig!
T.J.,
you can't hate on that, can you?
I mean, when he came on stage
I saw that he had a "tear away" shirt and I was like, uh-oh...
"Tear away" clothing never loses, you know?
But then... I didn't realize...
that that was going to be under the clothing.
I was wondering...
is any of that "tear away" also?
I guess any clothing is "tear away" if you pull hard enough.
Exac...
All right, Sam, you can... you can head over to the V.I.P.
- Thank you. - With T.J. and hang out.
One more powerful performance left
before the champion's crowned.
It's LSB.
♪ I'm hot blooded, check it and see ♪
♪ I got a fever of a hundred and three ♪
LSB is back!
T.J. Miller and Sam Richardson
have faced off in a comedic battle between friends.
Before T.J. hits the stage...
let's look at how he got prepared for a win tonight.
- Hi, T.J., it's so nice to meet you! - You look beautiful, radiant.
So this will be one whole peace, this will be a bodysuit.
- Are you okay? - I think that's pretty funny.
Yeah, should I try it on over my noblemen garb?
Sure.
Yes.
Oh yeah, this really makes the hipster disappear.
You know what I mean?
So, if I can grab all the dancers!
Come on guys!
Everybody get your leggings on!
Yes!
You want to try it again?
I don't know why I'm here.
You guys are really good dancers.
Pretty close to you guys' choreography but some of you are...
you're not quite as crisp as...
I'm used to, so that's affecting my sort of follow... so...
How's that?
Is this the audience?
I'm so glad that you guys came, I know it's really hot.
And I know you guys have been waiting for a bit, but boy, oh boy.
You ready to go?
This is gonna be one of those ones that you remember for at least a week or two.
I promise.
T.J. Miller!
♪ RedOne ♪
♪ Convict ♪
♪ Gaga ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ I've had a little bit too much-much ♪
♪ Oh oh woah! ♪
♪ All of the people start to rush ♪
♪ Start to rush by ♪
♪ How does she twist the dance ♪
♪ Can't find my drink, or man ♪
♪ Where are my keys, I lost my phone ♪
♪ Oh oh woah! ♪
♪ What's going on out on the floor? ♪
♪ I love this record baby ♪
♪ But it's alright, alright ♪
♪ Just dance ♪
♪ Gonna be okay ♪
♪ Da da doo doo just dance spin that record babe ♪
♪ Da-da-doo-doo just dance ♪
♪ Half psychotic sick-hypnotic ♪
♪ Got my blueprint it's symphonic ♪
♪ Half psychotic sick-hypnotic ♪
♪ Got my blueprint electronic ♪
♪ Go, use your muscle carve it out work it, hustle ♪
♪ I got it, just stay close enough to get it ♪
♪ Don't slow ♪
♪ Drive it, clean it Lysol, bleed it ♪
♪ Spend the last dough ♪
♪ I got it. On your pocko. I got it ♪
♪ Just dance ♪
♪ Gonna be okay ♪
♪ Da da doo doo just dance spin that record babe ♪
♪ Da-da-doo-doo just dance ♪
♪ Gonna be okay ♪
♪ Da-da-doo-doo just dance ♪
♪ Dance, dance ♪
♪ Just dance, dance ♪
Whoa.
- All right. T.J... - He lost his keys, guys.
What you looking for, man?
What you doing?
There's a...
there's a lyric in this song where she says "I lost my keys."
"Where are my key, I lost my phone..."
And I realized...
as I sang it that I also had lost...
my keys and my phone.
Guess who had them? Chrissy...!
I'm sorry!
But it's good.
That box work was fantastic!
It was gorgeous!
But I didn't get to do all my steps.
Yeah do it again, do...
Kick the feet up, kick the feet up.
So I had all sorts of stuff I couldn't get to 'cause it's a half an hour program.
But... I hear there might be a Christmas Special...
So...
Sam, tell me what you're feeling right now,
what do you think about what T.J. just did?
That was 100% sexy, baby.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
That's the kind of celebrity square that gives you a boner.
On that note, T.J., you can head over to the V.I.P.
Yeah!
Round two was bananas.
Sam and T.J. just tore the stage down.
In an epic duel that we'll never forget.
Ever!
Now, there's only one thing left to do.
Vote! Then we'll crown a new Lip Sync Battle champion.
Don't go anywhere.
It's LSB.
♪ Just dance ♪
♪ Gonna be okay ♪
♪ Da-da-doo-doo ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
T.J. Miller and Sam Richardson
were incredible.
Now it's time to crown the Lip Sync Battle champion.
Chrissy, you ready?
I am! Aw, this is one of my favorites ever.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ...
T.J. Miller?
Or...
is the Lip Sync Battle champ...
Sam Richardson?
Lip Sync Battle champion is...
Sam Richardson!
Sam, the belt is yours, how do you feel right now?
I feel like a champ!
I feel like a real champ!
I went out there, I sweat, I bled!
I came out with the belt!
T.J.!
You were second tonight, but you were awesome, you were unbelievable.
You put your heart and soul into it.
For sure!
How was it for you?
I feel like a champ!
I came out here, I bled, I sweat!
He got the belt. I feel like a champ!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
All right well much love to T.J. and Sam
for hanging with the Lip Sync Crew tonight.
One love from me: LL Cool J.
And my girl: Chrissy Teigen!
And remember... whatever you do in life...
knock em out the box L!
Knock em out!
♪ Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see ♪
♪ Feel the fever burning inside of me ♪
♪ Come on baby, do you do more than dance? ♪
♪ I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded ♪
Boy, you crazy.
It's a beautiful thing.
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