1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,026 Previously on "Please Like Me"... 2 00:00:02,027 --> 00:00:03,350 Hannah said you had a fight. 3 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:07,703 I don't know why she's being so mean to me. 4 00:00:07,704 --> 00:00:09,616 Rose, I-I think I should just move out. 5 00:00:09,617 --> 00:00:11,900 I just don't think we're very good for each other. 6 00:00:11,901 --> 00:00:14,521 I didn't want her to leave, Josh! 7 00:00:14,522 --> 00:00:17,362 I wanted her to change, now what the hell am I supposed 8 00:00:17,363 --> 00:00:19,003 - to do now? - I don't know. 9 00:00:19,004 --> 00:00:20,530 Alan is a... 10 00:00:20,531 --> 00:00:22,126 - bad guy! - I'm a good man! 11 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:25,245 Ah, everyone's goods, okay. All tops. Tops people. 12 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:28,806 - I'm sorry... about your family? - Yeah! 13 00:00:28,807 --> 00:00:30,007 Yeah. 14 00:00:31,001 --> 00:00:33,160 ♪ Doo wah, doo wah ♪ 15 00:00:33,161 --> 00:00:35,480 ♪ Doo wah, doo wah... ♪ 16 00:00:35,481 --> 00:00:36,961 Oh, God. 17 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,205 - Tom. - What are you doing? 18 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:43,092 Pretending to help by standing in various parts 19 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:44,647 of the house, but you're not actually doing anything. 20 00:00:44,648 --> 00:00:47,280 - I just saw Arnold pack his guitar. - Oh, no. 21 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:51,760 Uber is not my fault! 22 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,760 - Happy birthday! - Sorry I'm late. 23 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:55,190 Someone called me fat in Year 3. 24 00:00:55,191 --> 00:00:58,241 Look what we did to the van! Oh. 25 00:00:59,521 --> 00:01:02,521 That's great. Great. 26 00:01:03,961 --> 00:01:06,800 ♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪ 27 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,480 ♪ Ooh ♪ 28 00:01:08,481 --> 00:01:11,760 - ♪ Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 29 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:14,760 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 30 00:01:14,761 --> 00:01:17,156 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪ 31 00:01:17,157 --> 00:01:19,841 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪ 32 00:01:19,842 --> 00:01:22,080 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I left better behind ♪ 33 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:25,757 ♪ I'll be fine, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:28,760 ♪ Make my mamma turn another blind eye ♪ 35 00:01:28,761 --> 00:01:30,840 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 36 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,561 ♪ I left better behind I'll be fine... ♪ 37 00:01:37,201 --> 00:01:38,800 Maybe we should call my mum. 38 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,840 She'll still be pretending to be asleep. 39 00:01:41,841 --> 00:01:44,480 This is Rose. I can't come to the phone right now. 40 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:46,720 Please leave your message and then press the, uh, hash key. 41 00:01:46,721 --> 00:01:48,280 Hi, Ma! 42 00:01:48,281 --> 00:01:51,160 Uh, we're just on our way camping for Hannah's birthday. 43 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:54,600 I would put her on, but she is having too much fun. 44 00:01:54,601 --> 00:01:57,440 - Isn't that right, Hannah? - Mm, fun. 45 00:01:57,441 --> 00:02:01,240 Uh, what else? Arnold's here. Just miserable. 46 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:02,720 - I'm not miserable. - Just miserable. 47 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:05,360 He just will not stop talking about how much weight you've put on. 48 00:02:05,361 --> 00:02:07,400 - Not this again. - Not in a mean way. 49 00:02:07,401 --> 00:02:09,353 In, like, a nice way. Like, he likes it. 50 00:02:09,354 --> 00:02:12,600 Mmm! Mm, delicious. Here, I'll let him explain. 51 00:02:12,601 --> 00:02:14,520 Sorry. Hi, Rose. 52 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:16,280 I don't have any opinions about your figure. 53 00:02:16,281 --> 00:02:17,760 I think we both know this. 54 00:02:17,761 --> 00:02:19,680 Just give her a compliment. She needs your support. 55 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,960 - You're very independent. - Like a Destiny's Child. 56 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:24,440 I mean, that's a lie. 57 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:26,320 Obviously that's a weird lie that he's told me, 58 00:02:26,321 --> 00:02:28,240 because you are very needy. 59 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:29,760 What else is happening? 60 00:02:29,761 --> 00:02:32,720 Ella's here. She's driving the van 'cause she's a feminist. 61 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:34,920 Hi, Rose! We wish you were here! 62 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,160 Maybe you should drive down when you wake up! 63 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:39,960 Hmm... Uh, Tom's... Is Tom wearing headphones? 64 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:41,720 What a creep. 65 00:02:41,721 --> 00:02:43,960 Every time I think I can't be more surprised by him, 66 00:02:43,961 --> 00:02:45,636 he goes and does something more weird. 67 00:02:45,637 --> 00:02:48,138 Arnold, maybe you can pretend to be Tom. 68 00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:50,080 Hi. I'm Tom. 69 00:02:50,081 --> 00:02:53,320 I think I'm interesting, but actually I just have a beard. 70 00:02:53,321 --> 00:02:55,920 I don't call my dad enough. 71 00:02:55,921 --> 00:02:57,760 - What? - Nothing, Tom. 72 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:02,240 Uh, and... now I guess we'll sing you a song. 73 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:03,720 Um... 74 00:03:03,721 --> 00:03:08,560 ♪ It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday ♪ 75 00:03:08,561 --> 00:03:12,160 ♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend ♪ 76 00:03:12,161 --> 00:03:14,320 ♪ Friday, Friday ♪ 77 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:16,600 ♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪ 78 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:20,720 ♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend ♪ 79 00:03:20,721 --> 00:03:22,920 ♪ Friday, Friday ♪ 80 00:03:22,921 --> 00:03:25,400 ♪ Gotta get down on Friday ♪ 81 00:03:25,401 --> 00:03:29,360 ♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend ♪ 82 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,600 ♪ Partyin', partyin', yeah! ♪ 83 00:03:31,601 --> 00:03:33,560 ♪ Partyin', partyin', yeah! ♪ 84 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,800 ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun ♪ 85 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,972 ♪ Looking forward to the weekend ♪ 86 00:03:37,973 --> 00:03:39,240 Um, babe, I think... 87 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:41,680 I think the poles might go through these holes. 88 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,561 - I've set it up before. - Yeah. 89 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,440 It's just that I think it might not work 90 00:03:46,441 --> 00:03:48,680 if you don't put the right poles in the right holes. 91 00:03:48,681 --> 00:03:52,080 - I used to be a Scout, remember? - You know, I did Scouts for a bit. 92 00:03:52,081 --> 00:03:54,480 - You weren't patrol leader, though. - No. 93 00:03:54,481 --> 00:03:57,160 You were just a regular Scout, just a junk Scout, like a peasant. 94 00:03:57,161 --> 00:03:58,760 - Yeah. - Hey, Ella? 95 00:03:58,761 --> 00:04:00,110 Yes, Thomas? 96 00:04:00,111 --> 00:04:02,200 Did you get that washing out of the machine? 97 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,631 - No, I did not. - Mm, good. 98 00:04:04,632 --> 00:04:06,800 - I was hoping you wouldn't do that. - Yeah. 99 00:04:06,801 --> 00:04:09,160 Yeah, I thought, "Do you know what would be less predictable 100 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,000 "than doing the thing I said I would do?" 101 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,000 - Doing the opposite. - Yep! Yep, the opposite. 102 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:16,600 And I thought, "If we're lucky, by the time we get home, 103 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:18,320 "your clothes will be completely ruined." 104 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:20,840 Perfect, yeah. Do you know what I didn't do? 105 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:23,720 Um... get the bag with all my special food in? 106 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,520 Yeah, all the food for your special diet. 107 00:04:25,521 --> 00:04:26,721 Good, good. 108 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,640 I think maybe we'll try the poles in the other holes. 109 00:04:31,641 --> 00:04:32,637 Yeah. 110 00:04:34,121 --> 00:04:36,480 Got nothing to say about how wrong you were? 111 00:04:36,481 --> 00:04:37,291 No. 112 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:41,440 Hey, guys! I've got a surprise. 113 00:04:41,441 --> 00:04:43,240 Oh, my God! 114 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,640 She has fireworks! She has fireworks! 115 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:49,040 - How long have you had those? - Oh, not long. 116 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,080 They've been illegal for eight years. 117 00:04:51,081 --> 00:04:52,760 Oh. A while. 118 00:04:52,761 --> 00:04:56,560 We absolutely cannot light 8-year-old fireworks. 119 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:58,680 - We just definitely can't. - Yes, we can! 120 00:04:58,681 --> 00:05:00,480 - Yes, we can. - They might explode. 121 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:03,258 - Yeah. - No. No, sorry. 122 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,758 We just can't. 123 00:05:06,878 --> 00:05:09,317 Fine, we won't light the fucking fireworks, then! 124 00:05:09,318 --> 00:05:12,557 Just gonna go over there and sit on a log. 125 00:05:12,558 --> 00:05:15,878 - You seem upset. - You seem observant. 126 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:23,797 Hannah, we should set up your tent. 127 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:27,077 Yeah, bit of a problem there. I did not pack a tent. 128 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:30,517 - I thought I said to bring a tent. - Oh, you definitely did. 129 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:32,437 I just definitely forgot to pack a tent. 130 00:05:32,438 --> 00:05:34,804 - When did you realise this? - When we got here. 131 00:05:35,518 --> 00:05:38,918 - What was your plan? - I'm still working on it. 132 00:05:39,518 --> 00:05:40,941 Why didn't you say anything? 133 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:43,014 Oh, my plans never involve chitchat. 134 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,597 And you thought, maybe with a bit of time and thinking, 135 00:05:45,598 --> 00:05:47,117 you could materialise a tent? 136 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:49,812 Thought I could sleep under the van. 137 00:05:52,316 --> 00:05:54,757 You did bring a big bag of old fireworks, though. 138 00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:56,317 Yep. 139 00:05:56,318 --> 00:05:59,757 - But not a tent. - No tent, just fireworks. 140 00:05:59,758 --> 00:06:01,477 You can sleep with us, Hannah. 141 00:06:01,478 --> 00:06:03,197 Oh, thanks. That's very kind of you, Arnold. 142 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:05,642 Just heard that you guys weren't very good at threesomes. 143 00:06:07,318 --> 00:06:10,477 Hannah, you can sleep on the floor of the van, like a sleepover. 144 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:13,757 - Tom, can we braid your hair? - Yeah. 145 00:06:14,518 --> 00:06:17,997 I've decided the fireworks are safe and fine and actually very thrilling. 146 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:19,038 Yes! 147 00:06:19,039 --> 00:06:21,437 I think Tom should film them, so if something does go wrong, 148 00:06:21,438 --> 00:06:22,918 we become viral internet sensations. 149 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,317 Hey, guys, um, I brought my guitar 150 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:30,917 and I thought maybe I could sing Hannah a song. 151 00:06:30,918 --> 00:06:32,558 Okay. 152 00:06:37,238 --> 00:06:39,998 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 153 00:06:42,718 --> 00:06:47,077 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 154 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:50,197 ♪ Find light in the beautiful sea ♪ 155 00:06:50,198 --> 00:06:52,597 ♪ I choose to be happy ♪ 156 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:55,157 ♪ You and I... you and I ♪ 157 00:06:55,158 --> 00:06:58,157 ♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪ 158 00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:00,317 ♪ You're a shooting star I see ♪ 159 00:07:00,318 --> 00:07:02,477 ♪ A vision of ecstasy ♪ 160 00:07:02,478 --> 00:07:05,397 ♪ When you hold me I'm alive ♪ 161 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:07,997 ♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪ 162 00:07:07,998 --> 00:07:12,357 ♪ I know that we become one ♪ 163 00:07:12,358 --> 00:07:14,517 ♪ Right away ♪ 164 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,757 ♪ One right away ♪ 165 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:24,197 ♪ At first I felt the energy of sun rays ♪ 166 00:07:24,198 --> 00:07:26,917 ♪ Light inside your heart ♪ 167 00:07:26,918 --> 00:07:28,797 Okay, so I've invented a game. 168 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:30,837 - Ugh! - 'Ugh'? Why 'ugh'? 169 00:07:30,838 --> 00:07:32,437 I don't know. 170 00:07:32,438 --> 00:07:34,717 You've just started going 'ugh' at the end of my sentences. 171 00:07:34,718 --> 00:07:36,477 - It's become habit. - I'm so sorry. 172 00:07:36,478 --> 00:07:39,317 So the game is called 'Let's All Compliment Hannah'. 173 00:07:39,318 --> 00:07:41,037 Oh, I don't like this game. 174 00:07:41,038 --> 00:07:43,837 No, yes, but if we designed all activities around what you liked, 175 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,197 we'd be in your bed eating savoury snacks, okay? 176 00:07:46,198 --> 00:07:48,597 Was that an option? Why wasn't I told that was an option? 177 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:52,477 So, we all compliment Hannah and then Hannah has to give us an insult. 178 00:07:52,478 --> 00:07:54,117 Okay, then. Fine. 179 00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:55,957 Yes! I will go first. 180 00:07:55,958 --> 00:08:00,957 Hannah, I think you have Hollywood cheekbones, like Eddie Redmayne, 181 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:05,477 or Johnny Depp, or like a woman, any woman also. 182 00:08:05,478 --> 00:08:07,477 - Cate Blanchett. - Yes! 183 00:08:07,478 --> 00:08:09,597 Ooh, I'm so jealous of her cheekbones. 184 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:12,837 Okay, so now, Hannah, you have to insult Josh. 185 00:08:12,838 --> 00:08:15,637 Josh, you are a bully to Tom. 186 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,877 Is that an insult? I don't know if that's an insult. 187 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:20,917 - Tom likes being bullied. - No, I don't! 188 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:24,157 Okay, well... well, this is shocking. 189 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,837 But fine, yes, I guess that's an insult. Arnold? 190 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:33,037 Uh, Hannah, I think you are really strong-minded and independent. 191 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:35,037 That's nice rephrasing for 'lonely'. 192 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:37,277 No, Hannah, you're not allowed to insult yourself, okay? 193 00:08:37,278 --> 00:08:39,317 You're only allowed to insult Arnold. 194 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:42,877 Pretty sure that's exactly the same compliment you gave Josh's mum. 195 00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:45,597 Okay, Arnold, I preferred it when you were more scared of the world. 196 00:08:45,598 --> 00:08:47,557 Hey, I'm still scared! I don't mean it. 197 00:08:47,558 --> 00:08:49,917 - I hate this game. - Thomas, your turn. 198 00:08:49,918 --> 00:08:52,597 Hannah, I feel like you and I have a lot in common. 199 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,837 Ugh, I feel like that's an insult for both of us. 200 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:55,838 I agree. 201 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:58,397 Tom, how could you in any way think that's a compliment? 202 00:08:58,398 --> 00:08:59,957 Bully! Bully! 203 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:03,997 Hannah, I think that you are fantastic and hilarious, 204 00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:06,117 and I think you're a really good friend to Rose, 205 00:09:06,118 --> 00:09:08,078 and you're beautiful. 206 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:12,437 I think you say things you don't mean to make people like you. 207 00:09:12,438 --> 00:09:16,478 That is such a good insult. 208 00:09:18,678 --> 00:09:20,742 Oh, my God, do you think someone died? 209 00:09:20,743 --> 00:09:22,957 - Like in that movie? - Maybe someone drowned. 210 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:25,237 - Well, that's our night ruined. - Ooh, I wanna go see. 211 00:09:25,238 --> 00:09:28,517 No, no, let's not use a potentially dead man as entertainment. 212 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:30,237 No, let's not be those guys. 213 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:32,710 If I was dead, I would absolutely not care if someone looked at me. 214 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,811 - Yeah, I'm gonna take a look. - No! 215 00:09:35,812 --> 00:09:37,517 What if they need our help? 216 00:09:37,518 --> 00:09:39,517 How could they possibly need our help? 217 00:09:39,518 --> 00:09:41,357 What if they've been stung by a jellyfish 218 00:09:41,358 --> 00:09:44,397 and they need someone to pee on them and none of them need to go? 219 00:09:44,398 --> 00:09:46,495 Josh could do it. He always needs to pee. 220 00:09:47,092 --> 00:09:49,397 See ya later, sucker. 221 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,515 No. No, no, no. 222 00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:55,597 - I would quite like to go see. - You don't need to go and see, Josh. 223 00:09:55,598 --> 00:09:57,717 You see, because, like, everyone else is going to see 224 00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,397 and I also would like to go see. 225 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,077 Okay, fine, you go. I'll wait here. 226 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,997 Yes? Is this a trick? 227 00:10:03,998 --> 00:10:06,037 It's not a trick. Go. 228 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,717 Promise I'm not going to get in trouble? 229 00:10:07,718 --> 00:10:09,757 I mean, it's just disgusting, isn't it? 230 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,437 It's not a fun Friday night. 231 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:13,917 Correct. Can't you just stay here and feel superior? 232 00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:16,077 - I'm going back to the tent. - What? What? 233 00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:18,117 No, fine. Okay, fine. I'll stay here. 234 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,077 They can all go see and I'll stay here with Arnold, in trouble, again. 235 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:24,077 I mean, I don't know why you don't care if I'm involved or not. 236 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:25,637 No, that's not a thing. 237 00:10:25,638 --> 00:10:28,077 That's not a thing, me caring... I wanted you to come, okay? 238 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:31,157 That's a thing you invented in your head and then got sad about. 239 00:10:31,158 --> 00:10:33,357 No, it's like the boat all over again. 240 00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:34,997 - It is not the boat! - Yes, it is! 241 00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:37,397 What are you talking about? You go on with this boat thing. 242 00:10:37,398 --> 00:10:38,877 It's deranged! 243 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:40,717 Nah, it's just you and your dad 244 00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:45,437 taking a lovely little boat ride out on the seas and leaving me behind. 245 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:49,077 It's absolutely not my fault you get seasick. 246 00:10:49,078 --> 00:10:51,997 - I do not get seasick. - 100%! 247 00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:54,557 100% you said you get seasick. 248 00:10:54,558 --> 00:10:56,957 I don't even know why we're talking about the boat again. 249 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,037 Hey, but you brought it up. It is the stupidest... 250 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,757 This is the stupidest, the stupidest... 251 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,277 Fuck, I just don't even know. 252 00:11:04,278 --> 00:11:06,837 I just think probably that you just hate me. 253 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,397 No, you hate me. 254 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:11,037 It's just so clear, every time you have, like, a couple of drinks 255 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,517 that you just hate me 256 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:14,557 and I wish you would just break up with me 257 00:11:14,558 --> 00:11:16,277 so we didn't have to bother anymore. 258 00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:19,117 Fine. We're broken up, then. Done. 259 00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:22,438 - Yeah? We're single? - Yeah, single, ready to mingle. 260 00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:26,557 How was it? 261 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:29,157 - I want to go back to the camp site. - Why? 262 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:33,037 Yeah, it was, um... it was pretty bad. 263 00:11:33,038 --> 00:11:36,517 The, um, policeman asked us if we knew him, 264 00:11:36,518 --> 00:11:38,997 and when we said no, 265 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,997 he asked us why we were there and none of us could answer. 266 00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:44,637 - Him? - The body. 267 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,397 Oh. 268 00:11:46,398 --> 00:11:49,397 They kept trying to shut his eyes but they wouldn't close. 269 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,837 Just kept bouncing back open. 270 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:56,157 He had a tattoo of a child on his body. 271 00:11:56,158 --> 00:11:57,677 Probably his child, I reckon. 272 00:11:57,678 --> 00:11:58,990 Jesus Christ. 273 00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:01,877 We just looked like the worst people. 274 00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:04,510 Arnold, you were absolutely right. 275 00:12:05,144 --> 00:12:08,837 Nuh, I've seen worse. This guy still had a face. 276 00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,037 I feel a bit sick. 277 00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:40,077 I'm sorry about last night. 278 00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:42,117 It's just sometimes when you're drunk 279 00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:44,797 it's fun to pretend to be single for 20 minutes, 280 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:48,157 but then you hate it and I'm sorry and let's never fight again. 281 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,878 Silly string fight! 282 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,597 Fuck! 283 00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:52,957 Fuck! Fuck! 284 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,797 I think I'm bleeding. 285 00:13:56,909 --> 00:13:58,517 I just don't understand why you'd think 286 00:13:58,518 --> 00:14:00,797 I'd love an ambush for a birthday present. 287 00:14:01,722 --> 00:14:03,237 You're doing so good, Arnold. 288 00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:05,757 Just like a big brave man, a big brave strong man. 289 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,397 So brave. 290 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,957 I mean, I love being alone. 291 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,277 Why would you 'un-alone' me by surprise 292 00:14:12,278 --> 00:14:14,637 and think that'd be fun for me? 293 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,678 Good as new. 294 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,049 - I'm gonna come. - Yeah? 295 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:31,072 You're gonna make me come. 296 00:14:42,078 --> 00:14:43,917 What can I... what can I do to help? 297 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:47,037 Um, no, really, I'm fine. 298 00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:49,397 No, no, no, we can make this happen. 299 00:14:49,398 --> 00:14:51,518 - Really? - Yeah. 300 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,757 Uh... 301 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,237 Maybe I'll just... 302 00:14:58,238 --> 00:15:00,198 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'll do it. Okay. 303 00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:10,757 - What are you doing? - I'm just... 304 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:13,397 Okay. Pants. 305 00:15:13,398 --> 00:15:14,638 Okay. 306 00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:18,677 What's wrong? 307 00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:21,288 Your... Just your forehead. 308 00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,814 Have you got, like, a little tissue? 309 00:15:30,384 --> 00:15:32,063 - You okay? - Yeah. 310 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,024 Yeah, I had fun anyway. 311 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,275 Excuse me. Sorry. 312 00:16:05,555 --> 00:16:09,314 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 313 00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,914 I love corn chips. 314 00:16:16,915 --> 00:16:19,114 You staying up to watch the tennis tonight? 315 00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:22,155 - No. - You don't like the tennis? 316 00:16:24,395 --> 00:16:26,514 I... don't know. 317 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:30,314 I'd love to watch the tennis, except I'm stuck here. 318 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:33,607 - Man's gotta eat! - Yeah, okay. 319 00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,447 I have this memory of just loving him 320 00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,976 and the more I try and get it back, the more I strangle it. 321 00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:47,494 - And I just... - Yes, I know! 322 00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:49,374 We've been having this same conversation for six months. 323 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,414 I just feel like the amount of time I spend 324 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:55,814 trying to massage this relationship, I could have learnt the clarinet. 325 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,859 Mm, and clarinets don't ruin 'Shine Bright Like a Diamond'. 326 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,694 Mmm... They probably would, actually. 327 00:17:01,695 --> 00:17:04,655 Absolutely would. Sorry. Just trying to be supportive. 328 00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:08,374 I mean, I just have to, don't I? Just have to. 329 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,894 I just have to break up with him. 330 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,854 No, no, no, no, just take a step back here. 331 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,854 Try and get some perspective. 332 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:18,854 Everything looks disgusting from too close, like skin. 333 00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,775 No, it's been decided. 334 00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:26,774 I think maybe he just doesn't like me anymore. 335 00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:29,774 I've been trying so hard not to fight with him. 336 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:31,334 And then what happens? 337 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,134 Everything goes blank, and when I come to, 338 00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:36,974 we're arguing about the right way to chop an onion. 339 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:40,694 Well, the good news is Josh definitely does like you, 340 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,414 so you can stop worrying about that. 341 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:43,934 Does he, though? 342 00:17:43,935 --> 00:17:46,814 The thing is that you're assuming he doesn't like you, you know? 343 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,654 And I feel like maybe you assume that a lot of people don't like you. 344 00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:54,374 So when Josh says to you you're chopping the onion wrong, 345 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,134 what you hear is, "You're not the boyfriend I want," 346 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,934 when really all he's saying is, "You're chopping the onion wrong." 347 00:17:59,935 --> 00:18:03,334 No, I just want him to say, "You're doing a really great job. 348 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,614 "I support your decisions." 349 00:18:05,615 --> 00:18:07,334 That doesn't sound like Josh. 350 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:09,454 Don't know who that sounds like, to be honest. 351 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,215 Definitely not someone we would become friends with. 352 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,455 Hey. Hey! 353 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,374 Excuse me. 354 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,493 Hey, excuse me. 355 00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:31,047 Yes? 356 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:34,027 Can I ask you something? 357 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,054 - What? - Are you married? 358 00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:42,294 Hey! Hey, wait! 359 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:45,214 You don't have to be rude. I'm just asking you a question. 360 00:18:45,215 --> 00:18:48,374 Hey, excuse... excuse me. 361 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,974 You're being very rude, young lady! 362 00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,521 Fuck off! 363 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,774 - Oh, fuck off! Leave me alone! - All right! 364 00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:56,372 - Get lost! Leave me alone! - All right, I'm sorry. 365 00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,267 Crazy bitch! 366 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,454 Hi. I'm Josh. I'm not here. 367 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,414 I'm sorry. Leave a message. Goodbye. 368 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:13,814 Uh, hi, luvvie. I'm sorry I missed your call before. 369 00:19:13,815 --> 00:19:15,694 I hope you're having a really lovely time camping 370 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:18,134 and I really hope that Hannah's having a good time too. 371 00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:21,494 Um, uh, uh, goodbye. See you. 372 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,614 Fireworks are ready! Are you ready? 373 00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:26,814 Josh just told me he's breaking up with Arnold. 374 00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:29,094 What? No, no, no, no, no. 375 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:32,494 I am in love with Hannah for doing this. 376 00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:33,974 - Yeah. - I'm using them all! 377 00:19:33,975 --> 00:19:35,574 My whole stash! 378 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,294 - Oh, shit, I really stuffed up. - What do you mean? 379 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:42,494 Thing is, once you light them, they require your immediate attention! 380 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,894 I just told Arnold that Josh was still in love with him. 381 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:47,454 - Why would you do that? - Are you paying attention?! 382 00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:49,335 I was just trying to be helpful. 383 00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:58,655 Oh! 384 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,214 Oh... 385 00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:04,214 Fuckin' light. 386 00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:05,815 Oh! 387 00:20:06,975 --> 00:20:08,774 Shit! Shit! 388 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,134 Fuck! 389 00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:16,694 Yes. 390 00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:21,375 Oh! Ooh! 391 00:20:38,495 --> 00:20:40,254 I love you. 392 00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:42,095 I love you. 393 00:20:52,055 --> 00:20:54,294 Yes! That was great! 394 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,054 - Yeah, it was. - Yes, it was. 395 00:21:25,775 --> 00:21:28,054 Oh, no, what's wrong? 396 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:29,974 Um... 397 00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:31,695 I think we have to break up. 398 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,854 Oh, no. No, no, no. 399 00:21:36,855 --> 00:21:39,534 Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I just... 400 00:21:39,535 --> 00:21:41,534 You wanna throw me away? 401 00:21:41,535 --> 00:21:43,494 What? No. No, I just... 402 00:21:43,495 --> 00:21:45,494 No, I just... 403 00:21:45,495 --> 00:21:47,534 Oh, no, I really thought you saw this coming. 404 00:21:47,535 --> 00:21:49,974 Honestly, I thought you'd be relieved. 405 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,894 Why here? 406 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,734 I just got overwhelmed. We're always fighting. 407 00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:57,374 And... I mean, I did not think this through. 408 00:21:58,231 --> 00:22:01,278 Morning! I'm making porridge. 409 00:22:03,175 --> 00:22:05,014 You had to do this here? 410 00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:09,014 Now? You couldn't pretend to like me until we got home? 411 00:22:09,807 --> 00:22:13,414 I just got a bit overwhelmed and, yeah, I made a mistake. 412 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,094 Oh, my God, this is happening. 413 00:22:16,095 --> 00:22:19,095 I can't believe this is actually happening! 414 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:21,194 - Sorry. - Fuck you! 415 00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:23,144 Seriously, stop crying. 416 00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:23,963 He's crying in there? 417 00:22:24,479 --> 00:22:27,348 Nuh, porridge is too cheerful for this shit. 418 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:31,144 Always worrying about your fucking forehead. 419 00:22:31,145 --> 00:22:33,264 It's not even your worst feature. 420 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:35,744 - Mole on lip. - Tom, don't. 421 00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,744 You are incapable of being happy! 422 00:22:37,745 --> 00:22:43,064 Anytime everyone is happy and calm, you say something mean. 423 00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:45,624 You're always trying to start a fight. 424 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,864 A pathological quest for stimulus. 425 00:22:48,865 --> 00:22:51,024 Claire got out. She did it. 426 00:22:51,025 --> 00:22:53,864 I should have taken the hint when your best friend left you 427 00:22:53,865 --> 00:22:55,824 that you're a shit guy. 428 00:22:55,825 --> 00:22:59,544 I wish I could have taken the hint for myself. Fuck! 429 00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:03,584 You are never going to be happy, Josh. 430 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,504 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 431 00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:14,104 I'm sorry, Josh. I didn't... I didn't mean it, Josh. 432 00:23:14,105 --> 00:23:15,984 I'm sorry. 433 00:23:15,985 --> 00:23:18,344 Please. Please don't. 434 00:23:18,345 --> 00:23:20,425 You don't have to do this. 435 00:23:22,865 --> 00:23:24,464 He broke up with me. 436 00:23:24,465 --> 00:23:27,504 He's such a jerk. 437 00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:39,904 Ooh, I love this song. 438 00:23:39,905 --> 00:23:41,744 No, Ella, let's not turn this song up, yeah? 439 00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:55,704 ♪ For all the times that you made me feel small ♪ 440 00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:59,464 ♪ I fell in love, now I feel nothing at all... ♪ 441 00:23:59,465 --> 00:24:01,224 Ooh-hoo! This really is not ideal. 442 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:02,610 It's okay. It's fine. 443 00:24:02,611 --> 00:24:05,012 ♪ And never felt so low when I was vulnerable ♪ 444 00:24:05,013 --> 00:24:09,864 ♪ Was I a fool to let you break down my walls? ♪ 445 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:15,144 ♪ 'Cause if you like the way you look that much ♪ 446 00:24:15,145 --> 00:24:18,705 ♪ Oh, baby, you should go and love yourself ♪ 447 00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:25,664 ♪ And if you think that I'm still holdin' onto something ♪ 448 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,784 ♪ You should go and love yourself ♪ 449 00:24:28,785 --> 00:24:34,264 ♪ And if you like the way you look that much ♪ 450 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:38,144 ♪ Oh, baby, you should go and love yourself ♪ 451 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,384 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ - ♪ And if you think ♪ 452 00:24:40,385 --> 00:24:41,864 - ♪ You think ♪ - ♪ That I'm ♪ 453 00:24:41,865 --> 00:24:44,864 - ♪ That I'm ♪ - ♪ Still holdin' onto something ♪ 454 00:24:44,865 --> 00:24:47,665 ♪ You should go and love yourself ♪ 455 00:24:56,321 --> 00:25:00,134 Sync and corrections by btsix and PetaG www.addic7ed.com