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Chief!

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♪ <i>He's the greatest</i>
<i>He's fantastic</i>

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♪ <i>Wherever there is danger,</i>
<i>he'll be there</i>

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♪ <i>He's the ace</i>
<i>He's amazing</i>

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♪ <i>He's the strongest,</i>
<i>he's the quickest, he's the best</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

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<i>(car horn blares)</i>

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<i>(narrator) Chaos</i>.

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<i>Chaos</i>.

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<i>And triple chaos</i>.

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<i>As the world teeters
on the brink of gridlock,</i>

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<i>a nation turns to its greatest hero,
Danger Mouse.</i>

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<i>But before he can save the planet,
first he must save his friend</i>

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<i>from the fiendish hands of</i>...

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- Yee-ha!
<i>...the Martians?</i>

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- <i>(horn beeps)</i>
- Chief?

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Cor! You're gonna get it now.

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<i>(heavy punches)</i>

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Can I be the hero
in the next training session?

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We need to keep things realistic,
Penfold.

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End red planet redneck simulation.

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I wish you'd waited till we were
on the ground before you did that.

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<i>(yells)</i>

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- Ah, there you are, DM.
- Hi-ya! Oh, sorry, Colonel.

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I've trained my body to react
before my brain kicks in. It saves time.

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No harm done. Useful hologrammy whatsit.

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I'm actually at my desk working.

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Uh, thank you, Prime Minister.

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It's that level of preparation that has
helped you save the world single-handed

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time and time again.

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Hardly single-handed, Colonel.
I've always got Penfold.

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Penfold? He was here a minute ago.

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Important mission, DM. The files
are being sent to you as we speak.

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Activate i-patch. Access messages.

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Only show important messages.

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<i>It's two for one on all pies
at Big Mike's Pie Stall.</i>

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Bargain. But only show
really, really important messages.

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<i>(coughing)</i>

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<i>(screaming)</i>

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Every mode of transport in the world
has been stopped by red traffic lights,

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apart from what appears to be
a rusty old rocket

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and a supermarket cart.

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This is the work of Baron Von Greenback.

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<i>Pay me all the money in the world</i>

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<i>or I'll bring the whole planet
to a standstill.</i>

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<i>Find out more by pressing the red button
or by visiting</i>

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<i>www.soontheworldwillbemineallmine/_hahaha.Ha.Ha</i>.

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The baron's hiding out
at the Eiffel Tower.

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How can you be sure?

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The boffins spent months
decoding encrypted messages.

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Then they typed "Greenback's
secret lair" into a search engine

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and found this.

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<i>(French accordion music)</i>

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Good luck, DM. We're counting on you.

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Come on, Penfold.

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Coming, Chief.

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Since your last mission,
I've upgraded the Mark IV.

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It now has everything
from inflatable decoys of itself

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to six automated laser cannon.

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We've thrown in everything,
including the kitchen sink.

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Crikey, Chief! This car
can do everything except tap-dance.

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<i>(lively music)</i>

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It can travel from here to Paris
in 14.5 seconds, but...

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No time for buts, Professor.
There's no time to lose.

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I hadn't finished!

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<i>(car horns blare)</i>

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We need something
that won't get stuck in traffic.

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- The car flies.
- I knew that.

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Pandaminion. I asked you
to bring me back the mega boots.

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Yeah. Thing is...

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Ooh.

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<i>(angelic choir)</i>

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<i>(angelic choir)</i>

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<i>(angelic choir)</i>

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I was hungry.
You can have what's left.

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I need those shoes.
They're a vital part of my master plan.

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Please, Baron, I won't fail you again.
I'll get your bamboo.

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- Shoes!
- What did I say?

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- Bamboo.
- Ooh, that sounds nice.

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<i>(alarm blares)</i>

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Barone, Danger Mouse, he come!

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Stiletto, get me those shoes.

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I'll deal with Danger Mouse.

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Why don't you just go through
the red lights, Chief?

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that,
Penfold.

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Sorry, Chief.

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- Any suggestions, Penfold?
- Yes, Chief. Carry on as we are.

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As long as the baron's playing with us,
he's not trying to squish us.

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- You're right, Penfold.
- I am?

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Yes, the baron <i>is</i> playing with us.

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It's almost like
he's trying to buy some time.

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But for what?
Nothing in the world is moving.

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- Well, almost nothing, Chief.
- Of course! The shopping cart!

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I was thinking more
of that rusty old space rocket, Chief.

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Activate i-patch. Locate rocket.

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<i>(gasps)</i> The baron's putting
a giant red light in orbit.

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If he turns it on,
the world'll stop spinning.

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Crumbs, Chief. We'll never
get into space in time to stop it.

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We have to stop the baron
from activating it,

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which means ending this game fast.

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We could use one of the Danger Car's
special features.

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Brilliant, Penfold.

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<i>(lively music)</i>

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Sorry... How does this help?

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<i>(Penfold)</i> Not that special feature,
Chief. This one.

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Impossible. Which one is real?

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Enough of this!
Even though I did get a high score.

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But where is Danger Mouse?

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<i>(narrator) Flying below radar,
Danger Mouse hurtles</i>

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<i>towards France's most famous landmark,
the Eiffel Tower,</i>

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<i>the pride of Paris that survived
a century of war without a scratch.</i>

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Don't move, Baron.

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OK, starting now.

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You're too late, Danger Mouse.

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My giant orbital traffic light
is ready to change!

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It's madness. If the earth
stops spinning, there'll be no gravity

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and everyone and everything
will float off into space.

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I've a-got the big shoes, Barone.

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But why do you want them?
You'll stick to the floor.

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Exactly.

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Quick, Penfold, hold on to something.

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<i>(both yell)</i>

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<i>(both cackle)</i>

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<i>(both)</i> Whoa!

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Nice to have some company.
I've been up here for the longest time.

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- Ah, there you are, DM.
- Hi-ya!

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Excellent reactions.
Like a coiled spring.

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The baron has stopped the world spinning
and everything is floating into space.

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I'm aware of that.
I'm floating in space too.

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<i>I warned you
I would bring the world to a standstill.</i>

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<i>Now the price has doubled</i>

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<i>to double all the money in the world!</i>

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There must be a way
of starting the world spinning again.

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It's simple.
You just switch off the red light...

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No time for details, Professor.
We've got a world to save.

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Why doesn't he ever listen?

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Chief!

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- Yippee!
- Ha! We did it, Penfold!

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Uh, Chief, shouldn't the world
have started spinning again by now?

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I was trying to tell you

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that we need the big green light
to restart the world.

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Steady on, Professor.
You can't blame Danger Mouse.

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After all,
he's doing all this on his own.

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What about me?

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<i>You've destroyed your only means
of saving the world, Danger Mouse.</i>

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<i>Victory is mine!</i>

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I think I know
how we can make a giant green light.

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All we need to do
is connect this television

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to the colonel's hologram projector...

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And project the baron's face
onto the moon. Brilliant, Penfold!

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<i>Get my face off the moon!</i>

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<i>The craters are ruining my complexion</i>.

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Good work... thingumabob.

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- Looks like gravity's kicking in again.
- Oh, 'eck!

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Quick. The baron can still do a lot
of damage with that traffic controller.

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We've gotta control him.

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A futile gesture, Danger Mouse,

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when I can still stop you
with my traffic controller!

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<i>(groans)</i>

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<i>(groans)</i>

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<i>(grunts)</i>

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<i>(grunts)</i>

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<i>(groans)</i>

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Curse you, Danger Mouse.

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You may have won the battle,
but I shall win the...

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I'm back, Baron! Baron!

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Penfold, it looks like
we've saved the world

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and you didn't need to be rescued once.

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<i>(wheezes)</i> Help!

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Why don't you do the rescuing this time,
Penfold? You're earned it.

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Just try to think
what would Danger Mouse do?

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Cor, thanks, Chief. I'll do you proud.

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There you are, DM.
Congratulations on a mission well done.

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What would Danger Mouse do? Got it!

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<i>(yells)</i>

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Attacked in my own base! I'll put you
on report for this, Penfold.

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- Sorry about that!
- He knew who I was.

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This is the best day ever!

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Ooh, ooh! Do you think they'll let me
be Danger Hamster? I'd be DH!

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I think Danger Hedgehog
might have something to say,

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and you know how prickly he can be.

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How prick...

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<i>(both laugh)</i>

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- How prickly he can be.
- See?

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<i>(narrator) And so despite
some embarrassingly faulty physics,</i>

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<i>another fiendish plot is foiled,
but how long...</i>

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<i>(laughs) Prickly.
Because he's a hedgehog.</i>

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<i>(laughs)</i>

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<i>(groans) Tune in next week!</i>

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♪ <i>He's the greatest</i>

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♪ <i>He's fantastic</i>

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♪ <i>Wherever there is danger</i>

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♪ <i>He'll be there</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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♪ <i>Danger Mouse</i>

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<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

