1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:07,879 Chief! 2 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll 3 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,759 Chaos. 4 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,958 Chaos. 5 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,473 And triple chaos. 6 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,836 As the world teeters on the brink of gridlock, 7 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,151 a nation turns to its greatest hero, Danger Mouse. 8 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,471 But before he can save the planet, first he must save his friend 9 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,516 from the fiendish hands of... 10 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,238 - Yee-ha! ...the Martians? 11 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,117 Chief? 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,350 Cor! You're gonna get it now. 13 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,989 Can I be the hero in the next training session? 14 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,071 We need to keep things realistic, Penfold. 15 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,355 End red planet redneck simulation. 16 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,512 I wish you'd waited till we were on the ground before you did that. 17 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,274 - Ah, there you are, DM. - Hi-ya! Oh, sorry, Colonel. 18 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,477 I've trained my body to react before my brain kicks in. It saves time. 19 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,393 No harm done. Useful hologrammy whatsit. 20 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,948 I'm actually at my desk working. 21 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,918 Uh, thank you, Prime Minister. 22 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,118 It's that level of preparation that has helped you save the world single-handed 23 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,315 time and time again. 24 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,437 Hardly single-handed, Colonel. I've always got Penfold. 25 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,715 Penfold? He was here a minute ago. 26 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,110 Important mission, DM. The files are being sent to you as we speak. 27 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,192 Activate i-patch. Access messages. 28 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,271 Only show important messages. 29 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,670 It's two for one on all pies at Big Mike's Pie Stall. 30 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,639 Bargain. But only show really, really important messages. 31 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,235 Every mode of transport in the world has been stopped by red traffic lights, 32 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,357 apart from what appears to be a rusty old rocket 33 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,317 and a supermarket cart. 34 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,550 This is the work of Baron Von Greenback. 35 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,198 Pay me all the money in the world 36 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,635 or I'll bring the whole planet to a standstill. 37 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,188 Find out more by pressing the red button or by visiting 38 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,068 www.soontheworldwillbemineallmine/_hahaha.Ha.Ha. 39 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,310 The baron's hiding out at the Eiffel Tower. 40 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,628 How can you be sure? 41 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,951 The boffins spent months decoding encrypted messages. 42 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,759 Then they typed "Greenback's secret lair" into a search engine 43 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,829 and found this. 44 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,517 Good luck, DM. We're counting on you. 45 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,631 Come on, Penfold. 46 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,711 Coming, Chief. 47 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,114 Since your last mission, I've upgraded the Mark IV. 48 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,998 It now has everything from inflatable decoys of itself 49 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,196 to six automated laser cannon. 50 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,674 We've thrown in everything, including the kitchen sink. 51 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,991 Crikey, Chief! This car can do everything except tap-dance. 52 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,516 It can travel from here to Paris in 14.5 seconds, but... 53 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,114 No time for buts, Professor. There's no time to lose. 54 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,474 I hadn't finished! 55 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,755 We need something that won't get stuck in traffic. 56 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,671 - The car flies. - I knew that. 57 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:03,153 Pandaminion. I asked you to bring me back the mega boots. 58 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,719 Yeah. Thing is... 59 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,479 Ooh. 60 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,510 I was hungry. You can have what's left. 61 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:25,350 I need those shoes. They're a vital part of my master plan. 62 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,591 Please, Baron, I won't fail you again. I'll get your bamboo. 63 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,238 - Shoes! - What did I say? 64 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,552 - Bamboo. - Ooh, that sounds nice. 65 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,438 Barone, Danger Mouse, he come! 66 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,670 Stiletto, get me those shoes. 67 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,194 I'll deal with Danger Mouse. 68 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,273 Why don't you just go through the red lights, Chief? 69 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,351 I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Penfold. 70 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,429 Sorry, Chief. 71 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,473 - Any suggestions, Penfold? - Yes, Chief. Carry on as we are. 72 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,472 As long as the baron's playing with us, he's not trying to squish us. 73 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,959 - You're right, Penfold. - I am? 74 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,871 Yes, the baron is playing with us. 75 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,474 It's almost like he's trying to buy some time. 76 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,028 But for what? Nothing in the world is moving. 77 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,795 - Well, almost nothing, Chief. - Of course! The shopping cart! 78 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,678 I was thinking more of that rusty old space rocket, Chief. 79 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,796 Activate i-patch. Locate rocket. 80 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,551 The baron's putting a giant red light in orbit. 81 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,756 If he turns it on, the world'll stop spinning. 82 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,877 Crumbs, Chief. We'll never get into space in time to stop it. 83 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,757 We have to stop the baron from activating it, 84 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,239 which means ending this game fast. 85 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,788 We could use one of the Danger Car's special features. 86 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,313 Brilliant, Penfold. 87 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,312 Sorry... How does this help? 88 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,472 Not that special feature, Chief. This one. 89 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,272 Impossible. Which one is real? 90 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,397 Enough of this! Even though I did get a high score. 91 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,831 But where is Danger Mouse? 92 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,388 Flying below radar, Danger Mouse hurtles 93 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,517 towards France's most famous landmark, the Eiffel Tower, 94 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:20,879 the pride of Paris that survived a century of war without a scratch. 95 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,989 Don't move, Baron. 96 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,075 OK, starting now. 97 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,071 You're too late, Danger Mouse. 98 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,039 My giant orbital traffic light is ready to change! 99 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,918 It's madness. If the earth stops spinning, there'll be no gravity 100 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,355 and everyone and everything will float off into space. 101 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,192 I've a-got the big shoes, Barone. 102 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,794 But why do you want them? You'll stick to the floor. 103 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,112 Exactly. 104 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,551 Quick, Penfold, hold on to something. 105 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,275 Whoa! 106 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,194 Nice to have some company. I've been up here for the longest time. 107 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,510 - Ah, there you are, DM. - Hi-ya! 108 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,239 Excellent reactions. Like a coiled spring. 109 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,915 The baron has stopped the world spinning and everything is floating into space. 110 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,515 I'm aware of that. I'm floating in space too. 111 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,797 I warned you I would bring the world to a standstill. 112 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,632 Now the price has doubled 113 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:27,157 to double all the money in the world! 114 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,629 There must be a way of starting the world spinning again. 115 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,188 It's simple. You just switch off the red light... 116 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,033 No time for details, Professor. We've got a world to save. 117 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,510 Why doesn't he ever listen? 118 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,674 Chief! 119 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,671 - Yippee! - Ha! We did it, Penfold! 120 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:06,550 Uh, Chief, shouldn't the world have started spinning again by now? 121 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,676 I was trying to tell you 122 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:12,912 that we need the big green light to restart the world. 123 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,560 Steady on, Professor. You can't blame Danger Mouse. 124 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,870 After all, he's doing all this on his own. 125 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,154 What about me? 126 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,915 You've destroyed your only means of saving the world, Danger Mouse. 127 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,958 Victory is mine! 128 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,630 I think I know how we can make a giant green light. 129 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,439 All we need to do is connect this television 130 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,636 to the colonel's hologram projector... 131 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,190 And project the baron's face onto the moon. Brilliant, Penfold! 132 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,550 Get my face off the moon! 133 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,915 The craters are ruining my complexion. 134 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,517 Good work... thingumabob. 135 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,592 - Looks like gravity's kicking in again. - Oh, 'eck! 136 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,797 Quick. The baron can still do a lot of damage with that traffic controller. 137 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,915 We've gotta control him. 138 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,230 A futile gesture, Danger Mouse, 139 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:07,758 when I can still stop you with my traffic controller! 140 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,398 Curse you, Danger Mouse. 141 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,756 You may have won the battle, but I shall win the... 142 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,479 I'm back, Baron! Baron! 143 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,630 Penfold, it looks like we've saved the world 144 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,188 and you didn't need to be rescued once. 145 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,555 Help! 146 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,757 Why don't you do the rescuing this time, Penfold? You're earned it. 147 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,798 Just try to think what would Danger Mouse do? 148 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,917 Cor, thanks, Chief. I'll do you proud. 149 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,549 There you are, DM. Congratulations on a mission well done. 150 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,074 What would Danger Mouse do? Got it! 151 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:01,113 Attacked in my own base! I'll put you on report for this, Penfold. 152 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,431 - Sorry about that! - He knew who I was. 153 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,351 This is the best day ever! 154 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:11,150 Ooh, ooh! Do you think they'll let me be Danger Hamster? I'd be DH! 155 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,629 I think Danger Hedgehog might have something to say, 156 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,199 and you know how prickly he can be. 157 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,713 How prick... 158 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,271 - How prickly he can be. - See? 159 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,796 And so despite some embarrassingly faulty physics, 160 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,156 another fiendish plot is foiled, but how long... 161 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,152 Prickly. Because he's a hedgehog. 162 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,715 Tune in next week! 163 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Ripped & Corrected By mstoll