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Ugh!
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This Thanksgiving is gonna be the worst!
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You don't know that.
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The years my dad comes are great,
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and my mom years are disasters.
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You should really try to appreciate
the time you have with your mom.
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Spoken like a man who drove his mother
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all the way to Oregon and enjoyed it.
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Well, our book club had just ended,
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and the last three books were
set in the Pacific Northwest.
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It just made sense.
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I just want a peaceful Thanksgiving.
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I have nothing to be thankful for!
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Your three beautiful children
are right here.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Called to school by Dr. Ellie...
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great Special Ed teacher,
terrible necklace-chooser.
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Anna-Kat's behavior has been
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a little heightened lately.
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She organized the
stuffed animals by fur color.
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Looks a little race-war-y.
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Is anything going on at home?
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Any changes?
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Well, her favorite toy pony, Frenchie...
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Oh, I know about Frenchie's leg. Mm.
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Anything else out of the ordinary?
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Uh, the holidays
can be stressful for parents,
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and sensitive kids can pick up on that.
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My mother.
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She's coming for Thanksgiving.
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Ahh.
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I-Is that complicated for you?
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No. It's pretty simple.
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She's the worst.
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My mom's the biggest narcissist
on the planet.
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She was a Pan Am stewardess
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back in the day when it meant something.
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But was she there for me growing up? No.
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She traveled around the world.
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Well, Anna-Kat is...
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Did she come to
one of my basketball games?
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No.
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Was she at my back-to-school night? No.
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Did she ever check out
my break-dancing crew?
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Never!
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All she does is come around
and expect everybody
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to fawn all over her and listen
to her talk about herself.
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Unh-unh. Not in my house.
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She was not there for me,
and I am not gonna...
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Do you... Do you have a pillow?
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We're actually here
to talk about Anna-Kat.
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And right now, she is
feeding off of your anxiety.
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Uh, I wondered if you'd given
any more thought
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to putting her on medication.
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Dr. Ellie, you know
where I stand with this.
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She is 6 years old.
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I don't think screwing around
with her brain this young
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is a good idea.
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We'll revisit this
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if I find a bag of cat heads
in her backpack.
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Dr. Ellie says Anna-Kat
is feeding off my anxiety.
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She brought up the medication again.
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I like how she's not afraid of you.
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So, instead, she taught me
a few coping techniques for her.
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She can either squeeze a stress ball
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or sing a song in her head.
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But I don't want to open
the door to "Frozen" again,
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- so I just gave her the ball.
- Here's an idea...
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don't let your mother stress you out.
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This is not me. This is all her.
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No matter what the occasion,
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the attention always has to be on her.
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♪ Silent Night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Round yon virgin ♪
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♪ Mother and child ♪
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♪ Holy infant, so tender and... ♪
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Oh, open mine first.
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Oh! Wasn't I fabulous?
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That was me in my prime.
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But no reason to be jealous!
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I have one for each of you.
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All right. You're welcome.
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Ow!
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It hurts so much!
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Every time I bend my elbow,
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it makes this weird clicking noise.
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Is... Is that something
I should be worried about?
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Can you hear it?
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All that may be true,
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but maybe the bigger problem
is how you react.
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♪ Sleep in heavenly pe... ♪
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Sit down!
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Jesus does not want you
singing about him!
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No... body... wants... these!
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Get this thing out!
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It's not quite time to push.
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I mean my mother!
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Greg, she forced you
to walk her to her car.
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You missed the birth of our firstborn.
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I did, but I saw the sheets. I'm good.
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All that wouldn't have happened if you
didn't let her get under your skin.
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You're right. She's driving me crazy.
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And I'm driving Anna-Kat crazy.
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Next thing you know, we've got
a backpack full of cat heads.
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- What?
- It's a medical term.
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No matter what my mother does,
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I'm going to ignore her and stay calm.
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Or you can sit down and
finally tell her how you feel.
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God, no.
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I'm saving that stuff
to say to her coffin.
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Angela, I really need you
for Thanksgiving
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to be a buffer for my mom.
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Mnh-mnh. Too late.
I'm already Doris' buffer.
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Ugh.
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My parents are so grateful
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for all the money I give them
on Thanksgiving.
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- It's disgusting.
- I really need a buffer!
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Hi, everybody!
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- Hey.
- Hi, Viv.
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Oh, my gosh!
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That cheeseburger is huge.
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It's just the size that it comes as.
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It's enormous.
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It's a normal-sized cheeseburger, Viv.
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I love cheeseburgers.
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I eat them all the time.
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Sure you do.
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Yeah, we completely believe
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that you eat cheeseburgers all the time.
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Look at me! I'm taking a bite!
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That's my food.
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- Mmm! So good.
- Okay.
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So, um, are you guys gonna be
home or away for Thanksgiving?
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Home.
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Allen is gonna be in the city
with the boys and his ex-wife.
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They still do holidays
and vacations together.
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- Don't you go, too?
- Mnh-mnh. His ex-wife hates me.
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- Mm.
- Hates me. Hates me.
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She thinks I stole her husband.
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Which I kind of did.
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But not on purpose.
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You realize that's not a good
story to tell people, right?
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I know!
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So, I'm gonna be all alone.
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- Mm.
- By myself.
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- Yeah.
- On Thanksgiving.
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This coming Thursday.
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Well, enjoy the peace and quiet.
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I will!
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Okay!
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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No way. My mom will already be
on my last nerve.
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I don't want Viv getting on nerves
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I haven't even discovered yet.
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Touchdown!
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That's another 5 bucks you owe me.
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Guys, this is
my teaching assistant, Vali.
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Vali, these are my kids...
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Oliver, Taylor, and Anna-Kat.
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The boy seems shorter than I imagined.
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TV off, guys.
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But we have a bet on the game.
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Thanksgiving isn't about football.
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It pretty much is.
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It's only not when you have
a dad who isn't into sports.
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I'm into sports!
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Name three NFL quarterbacks.
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I don't have to prove
anything to you. TV off.
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Greg!
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You're killing me!
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Why do you always invite
one of your TAs?
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You mean invite someone from a
foreign land with nowhere to go
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to join us on a day
when we open our hearts?
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The last thing that I need...
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Hi!
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We are so happy that you are with us.
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I like your track suit.
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I must say, you are very beautiful.
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I like your size.
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Okay, that was creepy.
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It's no less creepy
than you hitting on my mom.
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I do not hit on your mom.
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You always kiss her on the cheek
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and try to make her like you.
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You're like, "Oh, that dress
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is just perfect for the season!"
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Why does your voice always get higher
when you do an impression of me?
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That's her. My heart is racing.
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I need that stress ball.
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You can do this.
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Stay calm.
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Don't let her get to you.
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Do it for Anna-Kat. Do it for me.
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Okay, I can see I lost you.
Do it for Anna-Kat.
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Okay.
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Relax.
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There's no way she can make an entire
family Thanksgiving about herself.
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Oh, God. She upped her game.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I'll just take this heavy
bag upstairs, then.
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- All by myself.
- Okay, great.
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Be careful of that clicky elbow.
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What happened to your mom?
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Absolutely nothing.
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She is looking for attention.
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You didn't ask?
She could be really hurt.
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Oh, please.
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That thing isn't even
bolted into her head.
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- I should go help her.
- No!
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You will be playing right into her hand.
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I'm a good person!
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You knew what you were getting
into when you married me.
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Okay, but no crawling up her butt.
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No, like, "Oh,
we're just so happy you're here!"
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- I don't sound like that.
- Dad, did you say something?
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All right.
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So. How was your trip?
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Not easy, as you can imagine.
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Anna-Kat and I saw a video of
this guy going through security
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who was caught smuggling
a monkey in his underpants.
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It was supposed to be sedated,
but it was awake.
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- And very angry.
- Mm.
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Well, uh, we're happy you're here.
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I...
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Check on the, uh, Thanksgiving.
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Just leave it.
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Grandma is known for pretending,
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so even though she looks hurt,
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remember the important thing
is that she's not hurt.
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So no one talk about the
monkey bars on Grandma's head.
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I love watching your mouth move.
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Dude.
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Anna-Kat, you don't need
to squeeze your stress ball.
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Mom is fine.
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We are like E.T. and Elliott.
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Whatever happens to one
happens to the other.
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Oh! You're like me.
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So you get a weird feeling in your tummy
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whenever you see a mommy
that's taller than a daddy.
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Totally.
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Can I steal you for a sec?
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I, uh...
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inadvertently lip-kissed your mom.
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Greg.
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I didn't enjoy it!
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Why do you even have to say that?
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There's no way everyone's
staying quiet about Grandma.
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You don't think so?
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Care to make it more interesting?
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I'll bet on it. It's on!
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When have I ever high-fived?
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You know, when I was a stewardess,
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before every flight,
I had to get on the scale.
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And if you weighed over 118,
they put you on diet pills
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and only let you fly
out of Jersey and Detroit.
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That's terrible.
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No, no, no.
It kept me looking fantastic.
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Mom! That's degrading.
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Mama, where's my stress ball?
263
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,366
Oh.
264
00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:16,301
Honey, we'll find it.
265
00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,836
And I feel ya.
266
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,406
What, so now she's using a stress ball?
267
00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:22,708
When the need arises.
268
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,535
Knock, knock!
269
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,913
Happy Thanksgiving!
270
00:10:27,982 --> 00:10:30,480
- Viv?
- So fun!
271
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,818
Greg saw me through the window
and waved me in!
272
00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:34,319
Hi, everybody!
273
00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:38,457
Look at your table!
274
00:10:38,525 --> 00:10:39,925
Yeah.
275
00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:41,426
Oh! Wow. Are...
276
00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,962
Are these... from the street?
277
00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:45,664
You know what?
278
00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:47,099
You're lucky I'm here.
279
00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,534
I'm gonna let you use
my fall tablescape.
280
00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:51,270
There's nothing wrong
with my table, Viv.
281
00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:54,606
You are so funny!
282
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:57,009
Greg!
283
00:10:58,412 --> 00:11:00,379
Hi. I'm Viv.
284
00:11:00,447 --> 00:11:01,980
It's so nice to meet you.
285
00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:03,882
You're too bony for me.
286
00:11:03,951 --> 00:11:06,233
I didn't think that you could do anything
worse than making out with my mom,
287
00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:07,853
but congratulations. You topped it!
288
00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:09,321
Well, she was desperately
peering through the window.
289
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,489
What was I supposed to do?
290
00:11:10,558 --> 00:11:12,257
The same thing that you do
if someone asks
291
00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,393
if you have a minute
to save the environment...
292
00:11:14,461 --> 00:11:16,795
You look at your shoes
and you keep moving.
293
00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,363
Darling, you are stunning.
294
00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:19,898
Oh, those stems!
295
00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,366
Tell me... Were you ever a stewardess?
296
00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:24,070
Why, no, but thank you. I'm Viv!
297
00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:25,971
I'm Kathryn, Katie's mother.
298
00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:28,473
Kathryn, forgive me.
299
00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:29,835
I'm sure you've been
talking about this all day,
300
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,110
but I have to ask...
What happened to you?
301
00:11:32,179 --> 00:11:34,112
No-o-o-o-o!
302
00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:35,741
Pay up, girl!
303
00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:38,016
Mom says you're not allowed
to call me that.
304
00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:40,586
Well, it all started three weeks ago
305
00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:44,089
when I got into a small
but very severe car accident.
306
00:11:44,158 --> 00:11:46,280
- Oh, my gosh.
- What's the other thing
307
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:48,393
Dr. Ellie told Anna-Kat to do
to stay calm?
308
00:11:48,462 --> 00:11:50,295
Oh, yes! Sing a song in your head!
309
00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:52,831
No! Not that song! Too late!
310
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,466
♪ Don't let them in ♪
311
00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:55,901
♪ Don't let them see ♪
312
00:11:55,970 --> 00:12:00,105
♪ Be the good girl
you always have to be ♪
313
00:12:00,174 --> 00:12:01,673
...stops. I hit him.
314
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:03,408
- Oh!
- So I'm driving...
315
00:12:03,477 --> 00:12:07,112
♪ Conceal, don't feel,
don't let them know ♪
316
00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:10,015
♪ But now they know ♪
317
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,483
What are you doing?
318
00:12:11,552 --> 00:12:13,418
We spent three years getting
that song out of this house.
319
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:14,586
It's spilling out.
320
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,088
♪ Let it go ♪
321
00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:17,022
♪ Let it go ♪
322
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,091
Oh, dear Lord.
323
00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,025
♪ Can't hold it back anymore ♪
324
00:12:20,094 --> 00:12:22,005
Honey, you have got to calm down.
325
00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,900
Isn't it a good thing
your mom has someone to talk to?
326
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,564
Now we've got
the neediest woman in the world
327
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,933
coming together with the biggest
attention whore in the world,
328
00:12:28,002 --> 00:12:29,635
which is exactly
what I was trying to avoid.
329
00:12:29,703 --> 00:12:31,703
So, no! Not good!
330
00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,539
I'm gonna use a word... Selfless.
331
00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:37,509
You didn't want to ruin
their holiday by not showing up.
332
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:39,411
I don't like to make things about me.
333
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,446
You know, people think of me
as a giving person.
334
00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:42,681
Oh, I can't take it.
335
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,149
I'm blowing the lid off
this web of lies.
336
00:12:44,218 --> 00:12:46,451
I'm gonna "Brady Bunch" her.
337
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,920
You know I wasn't allowed
to watch television as a child.
338
00:12:48,989 --> 00:12:52,357
Well, this man blamed Carol for
injuring his neck in a car accident,
339
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:53,825
and then Mike and the kids
went to court,
340
00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:55,160
and then Mike dropped a briefcase,
341
00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:56,995
which caused the man
with the fake neck brace
342
00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:58,597
to whip his head around,
343
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,899
proving that his neck
wasn't hurt at all.
344
00:13:02,536 --> 00:13:05,037
The whole family went to court
for a traffic accident?
345
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,492
The doctor was supposed
to be examining my neck,
346
00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:11,410
- but his eyes were journeying.
- It's quite a journey.
347
00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:13,478
Mama, I can't find my ball.
348
00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:15,280
Try to find anything else to squeeze.
349
00:13:15,349 --> 00:13:17,880
You know, I had him
on a flight once to JFK.
350
00:13:17,942 --> 00:13:18,997
No!
351
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,819
He kept on pressing the help button.
352
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:23,388
It was supposedly because he
didn't know how to work the...
353
00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:29,003
Damn it!
354
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,852
I thought you said the "Brady Bunch" man
355
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,774
dropped his briefcase,
356
00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:34,433
not his husband's spaghetti plate!
357
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,434
Mom! You okay?
358
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:37,202
Oh, she's fine.
359
00:13:37,271 --> 00:13:38,403
As I was saying...
360
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:41,868
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
361
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:44,936
♪ That perfect girl is gone ♪
362
00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:46,175
...was fawning all over me.
363
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:48,046
Anna-Kat.
364
00:13:48,882 --> 00:13:50,449
Grandma's talking.
365
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,584
♪ Here I stand ♪
366
00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:58,437
♪ In the light of day ♪
367
00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:02,327
♪ Let the storm rage o-o-o-on ♪
368
00:14:02,396 --> 00:14:04,396
Anna-Kat, please!
369
00:14:04,465 --> 00:14:05,530
Isn't it about time
370
00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,499
that somebody put this kid
on medication?
371
00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:09,597
Medication?
372
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,803
You want to put my daughter
on medication
373
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,139
because she interrupted
your stupid story
374
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,674
about a jungle gym on your head?!
375
00:14:15,743 --> 00:14:18,549
That's it! I'm taking it off!
376
00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:21,213
Aah!
377
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:22,981
Ladies! Please, stop!
378
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,717
Everyone else, there's spinach and
artichoke dip in a bread bowl.
379
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,452
There's something about strong women
380
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:28,720
that just gets me going.
381
00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:31,992
Again, that's my mother
and my grandmother.
382
00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:33,492
You're a lucky man.
383
00:14:34,628 --> 00:14:36,327
Oh, my God. I cupped your boob.
384
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:39,097
- Attacked and fondled?
- Didn't fondle.
385
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,465
Aye!
386
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,078
The dip is delicious.
387
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:51,197
Hey, Greg. How are you?
388
00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:53,171
How's your holiday going?
389
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:56,107
Normally, I go upstairs and smooth
things over, but this time, I can't.
390
00:14:56,176 --> 00:14:57,475
Your mother would assume
I was there to bed her.
391
00:14:57,544 --> 00:14:58,843
Well, I'm not going up there.
392
00:14:58,912 --> 00:15:00,745
She was completely out of line
with Anna-Kat.
393
00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:03,948
I agree the timing was way off,
394
00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,717
but it really wasn't that terrible.
395
00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:08,019
It's not like Dr. Ellie
hasn't suggested medication
396
00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:09,088
for Anna-Kat before.
397
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,122
I am not willing to go down that road
398
00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:13,591
until we've exhausted
all the other roads.
399
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,026
I totally agree with you,
400
00:15:15,095 --> 00:15:17,495
but it's there for us
if we feel like she needs it.
401
00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:19,263
Because the singing in your head,
402
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,432
from what we've seen today...
not effective.
403
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,635
My mom just wants to drug Anna-Kat
so she doesn't have to deal with her.
404
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,944
The same reason why she wanted
to fly around the world...
405
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:28,639
so she didn't have to deal with me.
406
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,441
Why are you telling me this?
You should be telling her.
407
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,377
Greg! This is coffin talk.
408
00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,811
You know, you're critical of your mom,
409
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,747
but you're the one who's
thinking of herself right now.
410
00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:36,748
You're acting just like her.
411
00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:38,683
So, this is it, Greg.
412
00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:41,486
This is where your life ends.
413
00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:44,288
Sweetheart, this is your chance
414
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,024
to have a real conversation
with your mother.
415
00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:47,933
Fine.
416
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:51,062
I've never been able
to get through to her.
417
00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:53,965
At least you know how to touch her.
418
00:15:56,469 --> 00:15:57,602
Hey.
419
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,103
Everything okay?
420
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,372
Oh, my God. So good!
421
00:16:01,441 --> 00:16:03,074
I know it's none of my business...
422
00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:04,509
Here's where you stop talking.
423
00:16:04,577 --> 00:16:06,601
- ...but if you want my opinion...
- I don't.
424
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:09,467
...medication has done wonders
for my step-kids.
425
00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:11,483
- Viv, I am not gonna...
- I get it.
426
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,889
I had my doubts about it going in, too.
427
00:16:13,951 --> 00:16:15,953
But those kids
were totally out of control,
428
00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,955
and once I started taking these,
429
00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:20,124
I found them much easier to handle.
430
00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:23,528
So, these pills help you smile
through the pain?
431
00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:25,897
I feel nothing.
432
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:28,533
Mm.
433
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:33,237
So, turns out Anna-Kat
doesn't need drugs...
434
00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:34,306
We do.
435
00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,778
Oh, I remember these.
436
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,642
Can we go again?
437
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,650
Sure. I'm happy to take
more of your money.
438
00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:47,118
Gambling's awesome.
439
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:50,888
I think it's gonna be a problem
for me later in life.
440
00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:52,623
Whoo!
441
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:53,925
I feel good.
442
00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:55,726
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
443
00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:58,563
Mom, all you do is try to get attention,
444
00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:00,698
and all I do is yell at you.
445
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,800
We have got to figure out a way
to stop that.
446
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:05,303
- Mm.
- I mean, come on, Mom.
447
00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,638
What is with this thing?
448
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,207
Well, it's... it's from my car accident.
449
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,075
I called you about it,
but you never followed up.
450
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:12,910
Because you said it was nothing.
451
00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:15,756
When I hear the word
"nothing," I move on.
452
00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:16,781
Okay, can I just ask you...
453
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:19,492
Why is it so hard for you
to be there for me?
454
00:17:20,021 --> 00:17:21,287
Seriously?
455
00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:23,054
When were you there for me?
456
00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:24,613
You picked a life
of travel and adventure
457
00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:26,424
over being there for your kids!
458
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,759
I sound happy, but I'm very upset!
459
00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:30,962
Katie, I know
that I wasn't a good parent.
460
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,064
You know, whatever that thing was
461
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,832
that's supposed to kick in
just never kicked in.
462
00:17:34,901 --> 00:17:37,568
Well, maybe because
you were such a crappy mom,
463
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:40,037
that's why I try so hard
to be a good mom.
464
00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:41,038
Oh!
465
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,607
So I made you a good mom.
466
00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:44,342
Mnh-mnh. That's not what I'm saying.
467
00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:45,676
Not what I'm saying.
468
00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:47,912
And I'm sorry that I said that
about Anna-Kat.
469
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,714
And I'm sorry
470
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:52,216
that I missed so many things
when you were younger.
471
00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:54,189
- Mm.
- You know, like that weird, um,
472
00:17:54,259 --> 00:17:55,287
break-dancing thing.
473
00:17:55,288 --> 00:17:57,054
- Mm-hmm.
- It was always so important to you.
474
00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,323
Well, it's never too late, Mom.
475
00:17:58,358 --> 00:17:59,358
Okay?
476
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,726
Okay.
477
00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:02,794
Unh!
478
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,729
Unh-unh! Unh!
479
00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:05,963
Wow.
480
00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:07,965
Mm-mm-mm!
481
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,414
That's something.
482
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,994
All right, why don't you
help me get out of this thing,
483
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:15,139
and then we can go downstairs
and enjoy ourselves
484
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,358
before Viv's happy pills wear off?
485
00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,076
I mean, where did you get this thing?
486
00:18:19,145 --> 00:18:20,978
Oh, I visited Ruth Jackson in the home.
487
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:22,596
- Mm-hmm.
- And this was in her closet.
488
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,649
- Mm.
- That woman doesn't have a clue.
489
00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:26,751
- No.
- Half the time, she goes to lunch nude.
490
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:32,623
Thank you for your gift earlier.
491
00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:34,269
- Oh!
- It did the job.
492
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:36,771
I've got gobs of them.
493
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:40,320
I'm really glad you came.
494
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:41,292
Wow.
495
00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:42,679
These pills are powerful.
496
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:43,933
- Hey, Katie.
- Mm-hmm?
497
00:18:43,996 --> 00:18:46,066
Why don't you sit
your bottom here, next to me?
498
00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:47,636
Oh, Vali, I think I'm going to go ahead
499
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:49,707
and probably sit next to anyone else.
500
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:51,015
Fair enough.
501
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:53,765
- I'll sit there.
- Okay.
502
00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,446
Mom.
503
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:57,281
Do you want to go ahead
and sit next to me?
504
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,116
Oh!
505
00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:01,719
I would love that.
506
00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:06,724
Hey, I'm sorry things
got awkward with us today.
507
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:07,992
Let's just start over.
508
00:19:08,061 --> 00:19:09,760
Happy Thanksgiving, Greg.
509
00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:11,662
Oh, happy Thanksgiving.
510
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,233
You... You just unhooked my bra.
511
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,403
That's not even a thing
I can do if I'm trying!
512
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,560
Oh, Greg.
513
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:26,847
The one time a year
514
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,649
we get little marshmallows
on sweet potatoes,
515
00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:30,819
and you're too high
to put them on the table.
516
00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:32,690
I made a lot of bad decisions yesterday.
517
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,026
You're telling me.
You left the oven on all night long.
518
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:36,241
You could have burned down the house.
519
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,443
I also left the sink on.
520
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,071
It would have put out part of the fire.
521
00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:42,848
Oh.
522
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,716
No!
523
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,218
No, no, no, no, no!
524
00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:47,319
What?
525
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:50,088
Apparently, I also agreed to make
526
00:19:50,157 --> 00:19:52,692
an "Amazing Race"
audition video with my mom.
527
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,259
Always say no to drugs, Katie.
528
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:55,461
She wrote a script.
529
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,629
She wants me to buy a purple tank top.
530
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,666
- She is bananas!
- Hey.
531
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,006
Honey.
532
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,042
Mama's sorry.
533
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,853
I know all this affects you,
534
00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:13,445
and I don't want to drive you crazy
535
00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:15,322
like my mom did with me.
536
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,904
- So...
- Were you saying something?
537
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,518
Oh. Yeah.
538
00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,886
Did you not hear me?
539
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,277
Well, I just thought you were doing
all this lining-up business
540
00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:26,854
because you heard Mommy
getting crazy about Grandma's stuff.
541
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:29,585
No, Mama. Don't worry about it.
542
00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:31,054
I've got my own crap.
543
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,828
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