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Katie: Westport Unified
has its cliques, for sure.
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I'm not talking about the kids.
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I'm talking about the parents.
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These are the sports boosters.
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Their main concern is that
our team wins State every year.
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What we lack in homegrown athleticism,
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we make up for in foreign adoptions.
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Good grab, son!
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Then you have The Arts parents...
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Sad losers living out
their broken dreams
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through their children's
cloying performance of "Rent."
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The techies want everything at
school to be state-of-the-art...
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iPads, smartphones. I think half of them
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would upgrade their kids
to robots if they could.
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A robot kid wouldn't be so bad.
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The Asians are all about academics,
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and... well, academics.
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Here's Anna-Kat's special needs
teacher, Dr. Ellie,
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the only reason
we're at this clique-y school
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in this clique-y town to begin with.
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Oh, Katie, have you seen the new budget
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the PTA just approved?
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The PTA involves associating
with parents and teachers,
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so no.
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They're taking the money
for special needs
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and putting it towards
new lights in the parking lot!
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What? What are you saying?
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I won't be working at Westport
Unified next semester.
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But, Dr. Ellie, you are the only reason
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we moved to this beautiful idyllic.
picture-perfect hellhole.
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[Groans]
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♪
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Greg, we cannot lose Dr. Ellie!
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Look, we can't be the only
parents upset about this.
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What about the other families
who see her?
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I've already reached out.
Half of them will hire her as a tutor.
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The rest will switch to private school.
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Why couldn't we have been born rich
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or chosen better jobs
or just... worked harder?
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Well, there's a PTA meeting tonight.
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One of us should go and
convince them to amend the budget
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to secure Dr. Ellie's funding.
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That sentence alone
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is why you are the parent
who should go tonight,
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and I should stay home
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and send you encouraging texts
from the bathtub.
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Well, I certainly know school politics,
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but I don't know the personalities.
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Well, I can't go.
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I hate all those
over-involved idiots on the PTA.
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"Our chalkboard is old!"
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"Is our mascot racially insensitive?"
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Ugh. Enough already.
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Mama, I can't stop thinking
about Baby Jessica.
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Okay, honey.
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Let's calm down.
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Say it just like Dr. Ellie taught you.
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Okay, I'll try.
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I am not a baby.
We do not have a well in our yard.
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The fire department will not
have to come and rescue me
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and tape my arm to my head.
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Oh, God. We need Dr. Ellie.
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We're gonna have to become
over-involved idiots.
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♪
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Okay. Keep the doors locked,
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don't use the oven, stove, or microwave,
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text me every hour
to say that you're alive,
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and stay out of my nightstand.
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- You've been warned.
- Taylor: Don't worry, Mom.
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I got this.
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I think Taylor's gonna do
a fantastic job.
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Your positivity is highly suspect.
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Are you okay with this?
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As long as they play with me.
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- I can't wait.
- Taylor: Of course we will!
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You mess this up, and I'll make
sure to haunt you when I die.
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Not just the chains and moaning.
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The dark stuff.
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- Why are you wearing a sports coat?
- We're going out.
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To a PTA meeting... in the cafeteria.
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Going out is going out.
I want to look nice.
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But you look fine.
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Should have said nothing, Greg.
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Okay, kids, be good, play together,
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and don't be stupid.
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Yes!
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This is amazing. We're home alone.
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You're the only responsible adult,
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- and you're ridiculous.
- I know!
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I'm not responsible at all!
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You know what we should do?
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Watch "Death Coat."
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What's a Death Coat?
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It's a movie about this coat,
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and if you put it on,
you become a psychotic killer.
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It's so scary
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that a girl in Seattle
died while watching it.
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It's true.
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Yeah, but you believed
"The Hunger Games" was real
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and happening in Russia.
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You're an unreliable source.
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You can't watch a movie tonight.
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You promised you would play with me.
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We will.
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But first, why don't you run upstairs,
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get all your toys ready,
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make sure it's all clean?
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And then double-check
that it's super clean.
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- And then...
- You can't trick me.
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I'm smarter than you.
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Now, upstairs. Ponies.
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- How about I take you...
- Ponies.
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- But what if I...
- Ponies!
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She really is Mom's daughter.
It's unsettling.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Okay, there they are...
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The power cartels of the PTA.
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They run this school.
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We got to go in
first-day-of-prison tough.
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Find the biggest one
and punch him in the face.
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Easy, now. This is school politics.
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There's an art to it.
You can't be so pushy.
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Greg, my two defining qualities
are pushy and tired,
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and I don't think tired
is gonna get our teacher back.
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During new business,
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we'll make an impassioned
plea for Dr. Ellie
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and how important she is
in shaping our daughter's life.
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People take me seriously,
and do you know why?
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- Go ahead.
- Because I dressed business casual.
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- [Thumps on microphone]
- Sandy: Please, everyone, take a seat.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Sighs] When do we handle new business?
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We have a huge, very important issue.
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It's at the end of the meeting.
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Why is it at the end?
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That is 45 minutes
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where I could be watching
"90 Day Fiancé."
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- I know.
- Settle, everyone.
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Before we get going,
I have an announcement.
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Phyllis has given up
her seat on the board.
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She's going away for a few weeks
to treat her exhaustion.
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Exhausted from drinking so much.
Poor thing.
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So, for our first matter of business,
I would like to call for nominations
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for a new board member.
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New plan... power grab.
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Remember, you cannot nominate
yourself or your spouse.
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Damn it.
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Nominate me.
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I nominate Greg Otto.
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Oh! My.
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Well. [Chuckles]
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Woman: I really like his jacket.
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Doris, why not me?
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You are wildly disliked.
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I, um, I nominate...
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Sit down, Randy.
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- Yep.
- Sandy: Very good.
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All those in favor of
electing Greg Otto,
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say "Aye."
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All: "Aye."
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All opposed, say "Nay."
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The "Ayes" have it.
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Congratulations, Mr. Otto.
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Welcome to the PTA.
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[Applause]
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Oh!
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We have a seat on the board.
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We can work the system from the inside.
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You be the face, I'll be the brains,
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and together, we'll bring
this school to its knees.
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We're just trying to secure funding
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for Anna-Kat's special ed teacher.
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To its knees.
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To its knees.
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♪
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So, to keep Dr. Ellie at school,
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we need three of the five
board members on our side.
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With your vote, we just need two.
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That's the picture you chose?
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What's wrong with it?
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- We look great.
- You look great.
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I'm in the middle of a sneeze.
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Greg, I always look great in pictures.
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It's not my fault. Focus up.
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Here are the players.
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Bruce, Jenn, Kyoko,
and Crossing Guard Sandy.
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Mm, Crossing Guard Sandy's
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the one who re-appropriated
Dr. Ellie's funding.
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- We'll never get her vote.
- Yes.
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Plus, we've had our differences.
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A complete stop is a complete stop!
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I would love for your mouth
to come to a complete stop!
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- I'll kill you!
- [Screams]
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Don't touch my sign! [Grunts]
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So, at the PTA mixer tonight,
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- we need to win these three over.
- Got it.
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You bought a new poster board for this?
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No! It's was Taylor's vision board.
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It was empty.
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So...
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- Yeah. Sure enough.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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We have another school event to go to.
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Mom, what's going on?
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You hate being involved.
You always say being involved
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is for busybodies
and people with dead marriages.
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This is for Anna-Kat.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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Nobody died last night
and nothing burned down.
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It's a low bar, but you cleared it.
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Do that again.
And don't eat my good almonds.
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You've been warned.
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[Soft music plays in background]
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You're on the board now,
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so you need to work the room and
make friends with the other voters.
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There's Bruce. Let's schmooze. Brief me.
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He's a hothead who's in anger management
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for slashing a ref's tires.
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His wife Gina frenched Angela once,
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- but that's a secret.
- Bruce.
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Greg Otto.
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You see that botched call this weekend?
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- Terrible!
- Terrible!
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And, Gina, that is
a smart, tight haircut.
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Did I ever tell you
that I have a vast collection
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of oversized belt buckles?
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I'll catch you guys later.
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Wow! You're amazing at this.
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Eh, I'm only as good as my intel.
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We're like a power couple.
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There's Jenn. Hit me.
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She loves attention.
Her nickname's "The Prowler"
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because she's always
hitting on dads at school.
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Hang back.
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Why, hello.
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Oh.
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I didn't know they let students
into these meetings.
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Greg Otto.
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[Both chuckle]
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Yeah, there you go, Greg.
Shake those hips, get that vote.
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Great news.
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Kyoko and the Asians are
gonna vote for your budget!
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Yes!
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What made them support us?
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They love how mean you are
to the white women.
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Okay.
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We just need one more vote.
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[Chuckles]
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- Did he just push her?
- Yeah.
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His moves haven't really changed
since grade school.
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[Door creaks]
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[Shivers]
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Grandma, it's chilly in here.
Let me grab you a coat.
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Hmm.
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[Heart beating]
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Grandma!
260
00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,131
- [Girl screams]
- [Laughs]
261
00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:04,199
Five minutes in,
262
00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:06,100
you're already screaming like a girl.
263
00:09:06,169 --> 00:09:07,268
That wasn't me.
264
00:09:08,772 --> 00:09:09,904
What are you doing here?
265
00:09:09,973 --> 00:09:11,272
You're supposed to be in bed!
266
00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:13,341
I'm never putting on a coat again!
267
00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:14,542
[Sighs]
268
00:09:14,611 --> 00:09:15,710
[TV shuts off]
269
00:09:15,779 --> 00:09:17,972
Looks like another night
of playing ponies.
270
00:09:18,026 --> 00:09:19,222
I call Buttercup!
271
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,116
♪
272
00:09:22,185 --> 00:09:23,918
Wow. Look at you.
273
00:09:23,987 --> 00:09:26,320
The only woman in this room, probably
in town, with a beer in her hand.
274
00:09:26,389 --> 00:09:28,186
I drink it out of a bottle just to enjoy
275
00:09:28,247 --> 00:09:30,005
- the look of horror on their faces.
- Yeah.
276
00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:31,793
You know Tanya wanted
to make this a wine-only event.
277
00:09:31,861 --> 00:09:32,927
- She's the worst.
- Mm.
278
00:09:32,996 --> 00:09:34,595
Or, wait, you're probably
friends with her.
279
00:09:34,664 --> 00:09:36,063
Are you kidding me?
280
00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:38,599
I once slipped her a peanut
to prove that her "allergy"
281
00:09:38,668 --> 00:09:39,801
was just a ploy to get attention.
282
00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:41,002
Total fake allergy.
283
00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:42,403
- Well...
- Really?
284
00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:43,805
Oh, that is awesome!
285
00:09:43,873 --> 00:09:45,139
Hey, can I talk to you about
286
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:46,707
our school's special needs teacher?
287
00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:47,776
Uh, sure.
288
00:09:47,844 --> 00:09:49,110
Let's go grab a beer
at The Black Mallard
289
00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:50,278
and catch the second half of the game.
290
00:09:50,346 --> 00:09:51,479
They have free popcorn.
291
00:09:51,548 --> 00:09:52,680
It's gone tons of germs,
but I don't really care.
292
00:09:52,749 --> 00:09:54,348
- Great!
- All right.
293
00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:56,350
[Both laugh]
294
00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:57,619
Can I borrow him for a minute?
295
00:09:57,687 --> 00:10:00,254
Okay, but you have to give him back.
296
00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:02,757
[Light laughter]
297
00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:05,693
[Sighs]
298
00:10:05,762 --> 00:10:07,295
We got to go grab a drink with Bruce.
299
00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:08,563
I'm pretty sure I can get his vote.
300
00:10:08,631 --> 00:10:10,064
Well, we can't leave now.
I'm talking up Dr. Ellie.
301
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:11,466
I think I can close the deal with Jenn.
302
00:10:11,534 --> 00:10:13,174
Greg, anyone can close the deal
with Jenn.
303
00:10:13,236 --> 00:10:15,154
How about this?
You get The Prowler's vote.
304
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,114
I'll get Bruce's vote.
305
00:10:16,139 --> 00:10:18,139
Them, plus the Asians, plus you.
That's four votes!
306
00:10:18,174 --> 00:10:21,375
That'll just really stick it
to that Crossing Guard Sandy.
307
00:10:21,444 --> 00:10:23,945
Ugh. Look at her.
308
00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:25,780
It was great to see you.
309
00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:28,282
That woman's the worst.
310
00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:31,219
♪
311
00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:33,087
Dr. Ellie has written articles on OCD
312
00:10:33,156 --> 00:10:34,755
and spoken at several conferences.
313
00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:35,824
And to lose her...
314
00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:36,924
Attaway, boys! Yes!
315
00:10:38,294 --> 00:10:40,027
Wait. UNC just scored?
316
00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:41,963
Oh, yeah. I'm UNC, baby.
317
00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:43,364
All the way. Look at that.
318
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,665
Duke can suck it.
319
00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:48,503
Katie, it's just a college rivalry.
320
00:10:48,571 --> 00:10:51,305
It doesn't matter that you're
a third-generation Duke alumna
321
00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:52,673
or that you met Greg there
322
00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:54,642
or that Oliver's middle name is Duke.
323
00:10:54,711 --> 00:10:56,511
The reason I bring up Dr. Ellie...
324
00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:59,279
I can't believe Duke's actually
still a Division 1 school
325
00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:00,983
and not a junior college.
You know what I mean?
326
00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,884
I don't.
327
00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:04,118
♪
328
00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:06,053
[Chuckles]
329
00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:07,855
You have such a resonant voice.
330
00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:12,026
Oh! You would make an amazing
Jean Valjean.
331
00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:13,494
I've always thought so.
332
00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:16,898
But a string a community theatre
directors have disagreed.
333
00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:19,568
Not to mix business with pleasure,
but I have a PTA issue.
334
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,802
Oh! Me, too!
335
00:11:21,871 --> 00:11:23,704
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
336
00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:25,840
- [Laughs]
- [Chuckles nervously]
337
00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:26,941
I am hoping to put
338
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,476
healthy vending machines at the school,
339
00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:32,046
and all the money raised
will go to the arts program.
340
00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:33,714
I would love if you would promise
341
00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:34,849
to give me your vote.
342
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:36,250
I'm happy to pledge my support.
343
00:11:36,319 --> 00:11:37,418
Pledging now. Pledging.
344
00:11:37,487 --> 00:11:38,319
Mm!
345
00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:40,321
And break!
346
00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:41,390
Go team!
347
00:11:41,457 --> 00:11:43,724
- [Laughs]
- [Laughs reluctantly]
348
00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:45,560
Your mascot is literally a devil.
349
00:11:45,628 --> 00:11:48,496
And a Tar Heel is better?
What the hell is a Tar Heel, Bruce?
350
00:11:48,565 --> 00:11:50,531
I Googled it once! No one knows!
351
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,867
it's a heel covered in tar
that goes up Duke's ass!
352
00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:54,468
Oh! Okay.
353
00:11:54,537 --> 00:11:56,671
I'ma flip a table!
354
00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:58,706
[Glass shatters, patrons murmur]
355
00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:00,775
Oh. Okay. Real classy.
356
00:12:00,843 --> 00:12:03,444
I'm never voting for
your dumb doctor now!
357
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:05,446
Guess what? I don't need your vote.
358
00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:07,882
My husband's knuckle-deep
in a vote right now!
359
00:12:07,951 --> 00:12:08,849
Mmm!
360
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:11,052
Ooh, this merlot is wonderful!
361
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,853
I love how nutty it is.
362
00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,021
Just like you.
363
00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:16,223
[Both chuckle]
364
00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:17,892
- You know what else is nutty?
- Hmm.
365
00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:19,527
Crossing Guard Sandy's new budget.
366
00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:22,463
If I put forth a new one
to save Dr. Ellie,
367
00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,098
could I count on your support?
368
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,367
Oh. No.
369
00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:29,070
But I agreed to vote
for your vending machines,
370
00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:30,671
and we're getting along.
371
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,780
And you invaded my safe-space
on numerous occasions.
372
00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:34,842
I'm sorry. Crossing Guard Sandy and I
373
00:12:34,911 --> 00:12:36,711
have already agreed to vote
for each other's proposals.
374
00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:38,846
But...
375
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:42,984
If there is something that
you would like to propose...
376
00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:46,887
- I'd like to propose a toast.
- Oh?
377
00:12:46,956 --> 00:12:48,789
To the security cameras of this bar.
378
00:12:48,858 --> 00:12:51,769
May they show that I did not
initiate this contact.
379
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,432
Oliver: I love coats!
380
00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:56,558
- Purple coats, blue coats!
- Taylor: And pink!
381
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:57,777
Coats are our friends!
382
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,084
- Oh, my...
- Greg: Hey, guys.
383
00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:02,186
Why is Anna-Kat still awake?
384
00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:03,354
[Gasps] Mama!
385
00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:05,556
Take off your coat before it kills you!
386
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,191
What is she talking about?
387
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,180
It's unrelated to anything
that happened tonight,
388
00:13:09,228 --> 00:13:11,595
- I can tell you that much.
- I'll take her to bed.
389
00:13:11,664 --> 00:13:14,031
Honey, go upstairs
and do your finger exercises.
390
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,434
Mama will be up in a few minutes
to tuck you in.
391
00:13:20,506 --> 00:13:25,076
So, now she's afraid of coats, wells,
and mannequins with no clothes.
392
00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:27,011
But we'll do fine
without Dr. Ellie next year.
393
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,379
- [Cellphone rings]
- [Sighs]
394
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:29,613
It's Doris. Hey, what's up?
395
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:32,249
Did you promise Jenn
396
00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:34,351
you'd vote for vending machines
in the school?
397
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,920
- Yeah, healthy vending machines.
- Yeah, he did.
398
00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,755
What?
399
00:13:37,824 --> 00:13:39,690
Oh, no. Bye.
400
00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:40,958
[Cellphone beeps]
401
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:44,495
Kyoko and the Asians
hate vending machines.
402
00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:46,097
- Why?
- Does it matter?
403
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:48,655
We lost the Asians!
You just lost us Dr. Ellie!
404
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,068
How could you give Jenn your vote
without getting hers in return?
405
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,169
You're a total pushover!
406
00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:53,904
Yeah, well... You're a bully!
407
00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:56,340
- Oh, really, Greg?
- Yeah, and why is this all on me?
408
00:13:56,409 --> 00:13:59,343
You lost Bruce's vote
because you are a bully.
409
00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:01,345
[Gasps] You couldn't even
land The Prowler.
410
00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,446
You flipped a table.
411
00:14:02,515 --> 00:14:04,081
I'ma flip a table right now!
412
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,430
It is too late to start a fight.
413
00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:08,819
Yeah, it is.
414
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:11,989
♪
415
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,425
Anybody whoever said
"Don't go to bed angry"
416
00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:16,157
doesn't have three kids.
417
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:19,118
When I have a chance to sleep,
I'm gonna sleep.
418
00:14:19,205 --> 00:14:21,196
[Grunts]
419
00:14:22,401 --> 00:14:23,667
Shh!
420
00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,302
♪
421
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,687
♪
422
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,195
[Scoffs] This is the worst.
423
00:14:32,264 --> 00:14:34,331
I'm up to my armpits in school politics,
424
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,866
Greg and I still aren't speaking,
425
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,501
and Anna-Kat is not going to have
426
00:14:37,569 --> 00:14:38,835
a special ed class next year.
427
00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:39,904
That's it.
428
00:14:39,972 --> 00:14:42,305
We're getting table pancakes.
429
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:43,740
Look, Katie, the vote
hasn't happened yet.
430
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,842
I know Kyoko's upset,
but I think you can win her back.
431
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:48,627
Mnh-mnh. That's only two votes.
I still need Bruce or Jenn.
432
00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:50,063
Or Crossing Guard Sandy.
433
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:52,432
I told you not to park in the yellow!
434
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,301
You tell me a lot of
stupid stuff I ignore!
435
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:55,535
[Grunts]
436
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,170
[Gasps] That was my grandmother's!
437
00:14:57,239 --> 00:14:59,372
Wait, your grandmother
was a crossing guard?
438
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,708
You'll see my grandmother in Hell!
439
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:02,777
Aah!
440
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:05,879
Not Sandy.
441
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,668
Maybe I can blackmail Bruce
to get his vote.
442
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,036
Angela, do you have any pictures
of you frenching his wife?
443
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:11,786
Not his wife.
444
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,954
Then I'm out of options.
445
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,522
I'd say I'd home-school Anna-Kat,
446
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:17,657
but I'm not going to
because who wants to do that?
447
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:20,454
Look, Katie, you and Greg
are like my breakfast.
448
00:15:20,479 --> 00:15:23,497
Greg is like my eggs...
solid, dependable,
449
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:25,065
But on their own, no, thank you.
450
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:26,299
- That's true.
- That's true?
451
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:28,101
I don't know. I'm supporting her.
452
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,303
And you, Katie, are like hot sauce...
453
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:32,672
fierce, wild,
and a little goes a long way.
454
00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:34,608
But together...
455
00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,775
Mmm! Perfect!
456
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:40,572
Way too much hot sauce.
457
00:15:40,749 --> 00:15:41,749
It's burning my teeth.
458
00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:44,252
- I don't want to get new teeth again.
- Okay.
459
00:15:47,789 --> 00:15:49,823
- Fight's over.
- What?
460
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,826
Fight's over.
461
00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:54,861
How come you get to decide
when a fight's over?
462
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,530
That's just how it is.
I don't make the rules.
463
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:58,165
Yes, you do.
464
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,033
Greg, if we are going to
make this happen,
465
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:01,134
we have to work together.
466
00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:04,838
You're right.
467
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,339
Next meeting,
we'll both get those votes.
468
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:07,807
[Inhales deeply]
469
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:09,409
Remember how we used to get excited
470
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,593
about much better things?
471
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,512
Kind of.
472
00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:15,382
♪
473
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,450
Okay.
474
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,817
Four PTA members,
475
00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:19,048
and all we need is two of them.
476
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,720
There's Jenn.
477
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:21,821
Got your back.
478
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,123
Go do your thing.
479
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,324
Excuse me, Jenn.
480
00:16:24,393 --> 00:16:26,667
- A word with you about the...
- Here's the deal.
481
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:28,659
If you don't vote for Dr. Ellie,
482
00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:31,264
then you can forget our support
for your stupid healthy vending machine.
483
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,966
[Scoffs]
484
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,567
Greg, you promised.
485
00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:38,138
I put my finger in your mouth.
486
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,542
Uh...
487
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:43,510
I'm cool.
488
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,547
Vending machines are dead.
489
00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:49,749
- Can we count on your vote?
- Kyoko: Yes.
490
00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:51,184
As long as vending machines
491
00:16:51,253 --> 00:16:53,153
- are never allowed in our school.
- Agreed.
492
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,461
But I can ask what your problem
with vending machines is?
493
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,123
No.
494
00:16:58,827 --> 00:16:59,827
[Sighs]
495
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:00,727
Okay.
496
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,195
We just need one more vote.
497
00:17:10,639 --> 00:17:12,872
- Well, the Bruce bridge is burned.
- Mm.
498
00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:15,008
That means there's only one vote left.
499
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,109
[Bell tolls]
500
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:20,513
♪
501
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,082
Hey.
502
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,850
Sandy.
503
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:28,088
I get asking you for help is weird.
504
00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,856
We haven't always been BFFs.
505
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,392
You tried to broadside me with your car.
506
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:35,128
Sandy, if I was trying,
I would have hit you.
507
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:36,062
Greg: You're right, Sandy.
508
00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,397
You've done nothing wrong.
509
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:38,898
Just like Anna-Kat has done
nothing wrong to deserve
510
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:41,034
losing her highly trained
and wonderful teacher.
511
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,402
You should be on our side.
512
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:43,503
Growing up,
513
00:17:43,572 --> 00:17:45,004
I'm sure you were in
a special needs class.
514
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,740
No, I wasn't!
515
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:47,808
Really?
516
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,242
While I appreciate that
517
00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:50,677
new lights in the parking lot
are important,
518
00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:52,545
Dr. Ellie is transforming
our daughter's life.
519
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,415
But Dr. Ellie is only helping
the special needs kids.
520
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,550
My parking lot lights are for everyone.
521
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,782
And I hate your wife.
522
00:17:59,314 --> 00:18:01,287
I mean, I really hate her.
523
00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:02,956
No chance in hell
you're getting my vote.
524
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:03,923
[Chuckles]
525
00:18:03,992 --> 00:18:04,858
Ever.
526
00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:05,959
[Groans]
527
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,997
Oliver: I'm never going to sleep again.
528
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:12,775
Me, neither.
529
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,768
How could I have let us watch
that movie?
530
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:17,137
I shouldn't be in charge of minors.
531
00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:19,005
How are we gonna get over this?
532
00:18:19,074 --> 00:18:21,074
♪
533
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,042
[Crickets chirping]
534
00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:25,011
Anna-Kat. Anna-Kat.
535
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880
What?
536
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:29,282
We need to know how to make
our brains right again.
537
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:31,251
♪
538
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:37,123
Next up, the vote
on Greg Otto's amended budget
539
00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,259
to reinstate Dr. Ellie.
540
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,127
I vote yes.
541
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,962
Yes.
542
00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,664
No.
543
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:45,899
Not a chance in hell.
544
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:49,569
And I vote...
545
00:18:49,638 --> 00:18:50,570
Yes.
546
00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:52,338
[Spectators murmur]
547
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:53,807
That's three votes.
548
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,115
- [Gavel bangs]
- Budget passes.
549
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,410
How the hell did you do that?
550
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:03,783
You better get ready
551
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,952
for a whole lot more Katie Otto to hate.
552
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,921
I am going to be at every PTA meeting,
553
00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,055
every mixer,
554
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:10,957
and every one of your stupid events
555
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,892
fighting for my daughter
556
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:14,694
to get the care that she needs.
557
00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:16,963
But if you give us your vote,
558
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,398
I will resign,
559
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,366
and you will never see me or my wife
560
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,669
at another PTA meeting again.
561
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:28,608
- I hate you.
- I'm washing my hand.
562
00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:37,350
Greg and I make a pretty good team.
563
00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:38,785
Attention, all.
564
00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:42,555
I hereby resign from the PTA.
565
00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:45,558
♪ All I do is win, win, win,
no matter what ♪
566
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:48,561
♪ Got money on my mind
I can never get enough ♪
567
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,364
♪ Whenever me and Khaled do the remix ♪
568
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,666
♪ Everybody's hands go up ♪
569
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,702
♪ And they stay there ♪
570
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,270
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ And they stay there ♪
571
00:19:57,339 --> 00:19:58,838
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ And they stay there ♪
572
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,764
- ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down ♪
- ♪ Cause all I do is win ♪
573
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,714
♪
574
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,768
A coat can't kill me.
575
00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:09,267
A coat can't kill me.
576
00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:10,736
Man is inherently good.
577
00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:11,804
Man is inherently good.
578
00:20:11,872 --> 00:20:13,405
Man is inherently good.
579
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:14,973
Doesn't take you too long to pee.
580
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,908
Doesn't take you too long to pee.
581
00:20:16,977 --> 00:20:19,144
Doesn't take you too long to pee.
582
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:21,680
Katie: These kids have not
ruined your body and life.
583
00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:24,349
These kids have not ruined
your body and life.
584
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,952
These kids have not ruined
your body and life.
585
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,454
These kids have not ruined
your body and life.