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- I'm Xavier. With an "X."
- Your life is so much fun.

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- Gotta live life while I can.
- What does that mean?

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Humankind only has eight months

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- and 12 days left on Earth.
- You're serious?

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Yeah, the apocalypse is, um...

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nigh.

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This is my apocalyst.

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This is every last thing

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I want to do before things go kaput.

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You in?

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Previously on No Tomorrow...

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My financial situation

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is pretty dire right now.

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I'm gonna suck it up and get a job.

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I want to take a bite out of your bun.

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Do it.

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This is a whole different
set of paperwork.

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Yay to getting your CyberHugs

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dream job.

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Oh, thank you!

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Yes, congratulations.

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Your workload has just doubled.

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_

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Was I snarting?

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Hey, are you okay?

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What are you doing?

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I am ZORBing.

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You fell asleep at your desk again.

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Oh, yeah, well...

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productivity is down and
Deirdre's freaking out.

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I have to figure out a
way to get the numbers up

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and still do all my new

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CyberHugs duties.

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Two jobs at once.

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- That's incredibly unfair.
- Yeah, of course it's unfair,

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but if I want to get ahead,
I have to prove I am committed

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and can do extra work without complaint.

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But you're obviously miserable.

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You haven't done anything
off your list in three days

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and I haven't seen you in ages.

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What do you want me to say, Xavier?

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Uh... "I quit.

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Let's go ZORBing together, Xavier."

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You don't get it. I
have responsibilities.

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You know, you and the list
are just gonna have to wait.

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So, when am I gonna see you?

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Tomorrow?

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= synced and corrected by Shahrazade =
... www.addic7ed.com ...

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Oh! Thank you for this.

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You're a lifesaver.

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You should take it easy on those.

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Why?!

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You said they're the best on the market.

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The black market, yeah, but the
FDA hasn't approved them yet.

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There's a black market
for energy drinks?

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There's a black market for everything.

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You should see the deal I
got on these pearly whites.

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Your teeth are fake?

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They're real, but they're secondhand.

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Oh.

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This is Socrates.

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And thanks to you, Socrates is dead.

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No, he's still alive.

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Well, he'll be dead soon and
his blood will be on your hands.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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I work for the Habitat
for Rodentia Rescue Center.

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Uh-huh.

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We rescue and rehabilitate
animals in the rodent family.

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You cut our funding last quarter?

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Oh, no, that wasn't
me. I just started...

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Spare me your excuses, corporate robot.

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I want you to look into the expressive,

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beady, little eyes of Socrates

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and know that his impending death

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is on your hands.

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What am I supposed to do with Socrates?!

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Love him.

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Uh...

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Hi... friend, come with me.

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Hank is your dad now.

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No, Hank ain't your daddy.

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No, no.

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Hell no.

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Rats make me nervous.

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No, I can't do quality control,

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CyberHugs

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and take care of a rat.

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Please, Hank.

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It's well documented that rats

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are the government's top
test subject for telepathy.

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That bald-tailed rodent could
be reading my mind right now.

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I know what you're thinking.

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It's a lot of paperwork...

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but your relationship is worth it.

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Oh, yes, I-I think I
can speak for both of us

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when I say it is important

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that we're Cybermart official.

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I'll file this today, as
soon as you both complete

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our In-House Dating Seminar.

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Our aim is to make the Cybermart

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environment safe, fun

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and aggressively nonprovocative.

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Oh!

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We've got to stop.

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Well, that's what you
said four hours ago...

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and three hours before that

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and two hours before that.

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No, I meant this whole thing.

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You're marrying my brother.

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What?

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You're marrying my brother!

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But it's just for the green card.

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But he's in love with you.

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Oh, this is wrong.

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I don't even believe in right and wrong,

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but this, this is wrong.

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Well, I just made it
pretty clear to Rohan that

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it was all green card
business from my end.

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How'd he take it?

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He was disappointed...

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but he didn't back out.

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I just want to lock down the green card

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and then we'll tell him.

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Huh?

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In the meantime...

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So wrong.

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Bro.

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Uh, yes?

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Uh, bro?

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Marlo Miyamoto.

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Timothy Luscious Fin...

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I know who you are, bro.

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I know you.

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Really?

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Cool.

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Uh, that was the chair.

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It's cool.

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Farting is just the body's
way of returning nitrogen

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back to the universe.

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What? No.

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I-I didn't, see?

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Uh...

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Anyway, uh, I was so
excited to get your call.

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I'm a huge fan of ImPropaganda's work.

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I mean, I love being
a tech writer, but...

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well, you know, my life has
changed a lot recently and...

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and I'm ready for more.

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At ImPropaganda, we focus
on the human element,

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when the stakes are
high and the bullets fly.

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We don't want just blood on the page.

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We want sweat, bile, possibly urine.

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I have all of those things.

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All you need is to find another story

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that grabs another half a million views

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like your STEVEN-Spiel did.

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You do that, you're in.

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You get me, bro?

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I get you.

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Read you loud and clear.

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Hello, Evie.

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Whoa.

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What are you doing here?
I told you I was busy.

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Your visit this morning cost me

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four minutes and 23 seconds.

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Hey, hi, hello.

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- No.
- Eye contact.

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Hi, how are you doing?

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Deep breath.

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Oh, is that better?

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I can't tell.

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Well, look, I've been thinking
about what you said to me.

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You know, about me not
understanding what you do

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- because I don't have a job?
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, as of this moment,

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I am an employed individual.

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You got a job?

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Yes, ma'am.

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You got a job?!

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Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh!

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That's amazing.

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Congratulations. Where?

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Right here.

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Now we get to spend

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all day together.

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This is awesome. I can't
believe you got a job here.

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Yeah, it was shockingly easy.

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Apparently, your turnover
rate is appalling.

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And if I can figure out a way

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to help you get productivity up,

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then you're gonna be down to one job

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and we can spend more
time doing our apocalysts.

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Well, I will take
whatever help I can get.

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How cute.

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Your public display

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of affection reminds me

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that now that Xavier
is an employee here,

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you are both required
to join Hank and myself

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in the conference room for
an In-House Dating Seminar.

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And now it's time to tell
the story of Betty Beagle

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and Hans the German Shorthaired Pointer,

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and how their great love "tail"

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turned positively actionable.

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Down, boy...

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Flirtation is not
appropriate during work hours.

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It's important to keep all parts
of your anatomy, to yourselves.

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And remember,

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if you try to play where
you do your business,

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things can get messy.

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I hope you all enjoyed that

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as much as I did.

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So, any questions before you go?

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If the boy dog had been wearing pants,

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I think a lot of that trouble
could have been avoided.

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Yup.

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So...

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what's after this?

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- What do you mean?
- Well, what do you do

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after all the trucks are loaded?

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Load more trucks.

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Let's go.

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Ah, I'm beat.

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Box...

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to the truck.

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Box to the truck. Come on!

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Ah, there's that pesky asterisk

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messing with my Excel formula.

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Can't hide from my
laser eyes, Mr. Asterisk.

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I just talked to my spreadsheet

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and you didn't make fun of me.

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Hey, hey!

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You're texting Sofia?

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Kareema, you said you
were staying away from her.

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I tried to...

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but it was more fun
staying close to her.

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I really like the woman.

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I haven't liked anything
this much since the big bang.

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My first orgy.

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Well... well, then
you have to tell Rohan.

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There's a green card
hanging in the balance, so...

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for now I'll just ride out

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this feeling called

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happiness and...

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sext Sofia back.

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Why don't you just focus
on your own love life?

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Where's... Xavier?

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- How's it going?

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What is this?

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- Well...
- Okay.

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You keep falling asleep at your desk,

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and the guys in shipping are exhausted,

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and I saw this material

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just lying around and I
thought I'd stitch it together

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to make a sack you can nap in.

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A nap sack.

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Um, I thought you were trying

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to help me with productivity.

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Ah, but being more rested
means being more efficient,

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which means being more productive.

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Cool.

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Well, um, another thing that
would help with productivity

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would be if all of our workers
were, you know, working.

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That would include you.

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- So, here...
- Yeah, right. Okay.

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is your...

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Hey, T-neebopper!

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How'd that meeting with ImPropaganda go?

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They want to hire me...

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I knew it.

272
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,023
So long as I find a big story first.

273
00:10:10,657 --> 00:10:11,895
Oh, like D.B. Cooper big?

274
00:10:12,921 --> 00:10:14,878
Or Roswell big?

275
00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:16,861
Either... but stories like that

276
00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:18,882
don't just fall out of the sky...

277
00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:20,920
uh, except for both of those.

278
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,920
They want something
with a human element...

279
00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,920
and my bodily fluids.

280
00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:27,391
Oh, well, keep your chin
up and your secretions in.

281
00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:29,441
You hit the streets and
I'll keep my eyes open.

282
00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:30,815
We'll find it.

283
00:10:32,212 --> 00:10:34,266
We will fi... hello?

284
00:10:38,217 --> 00:10:40,003
This is the longest day of my life.

285
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,550
Only six more hours.

286
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,477
How do you guys do it?
I feel my soul dying

287
00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:47,003
with every square foot of plastic wrap.

288
00:10:47,004 --> 00:10:48,729
It's best to follow Russian way.

289
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,159
Suffer in silence.

290
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,020
Hey, Mikhail.

291
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,070
Is that as fast as you can go?

292
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,771
Hey, you!

293
00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,003
I'm done!

294
00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:20,087
We've never finished this fast.

295
00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:23,057
It's nice to have fun once in a while.

296
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,999
You know what?

297
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,740
I've got an idea.

298
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,057
My... fellow workers.

299
00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:31,070
I apologize...

300
00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:33,470
because I thought all
I was gonna have to do

301
00:11:33,471 --> 00:11:36,453
was show up and... and ride out the day.

302
00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:38,453
I had no idea of the...

303
00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:42,068
drudgery you guys
experience, day-in, day-out.

304
00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:44,291
Is this going somewhere better
than where it's at right now?

305
00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:45,332
Yes.

306
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,303
What did we learn today?

307
00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:50,303
That work is so much
easier when we have fun.

308
00:11:50,304 --> 00:11:51,332
So the question is,

309
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,802
what do you guys do for
fun outside these walls?

310
00:11:53,832 --> 00:11:55,157
Come on. Speak up, don't be shy.

311
00:11:55,187 --> 00:11:56,121
Yeah.

312
00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:57,687
I'm a semi-amateur rollerblader.

313
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,270
Perfect. Why wouldn't you
strap your rollerblades on

314
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,299
and get around faster? Who else?

315
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,816
- Peggy.
- I'm in a board game league,

316
00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:08,287
uh... Chutes and Ladders champion.

317
00:12:08,288 --> 00:12:09,299
Excellent!

318
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,874
Nice one. Who else?

319
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,303
- I bake desserts from scratch!
- Perfect!

320
00:12:13,304 --> 00:12:15,261
That's exactly what we
need, a good energy boost

321
00:12:15,262 --> 00:12:16,636
in the middle of the day.

322
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:19,291
- Come on, guys. We can do this!
- Yes!

323
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,283
Bring what you love to work.

324
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,150
Evie.

325
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300
Evie!

326
00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:30,299
- Evie!
- Yes. Hi. Um, present. Sorry.

327
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,266
We are on the verge of major cutbacks

328
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,898
because productivity is down.

329
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:36,300
And this is your idea of a solution?

330
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,291
Your boyfriend is the cause of all this.

331
00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:00,317
Fire him.

332
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,426
Sorry!

333
00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:09,620
Hey. What are you doing?

334
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,649
Doing some afternoon yoga.

335
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,978
You can't do yoga at work.

336
00:13:14,008 --> 00:13:17,616
Well, we are so, I think we can.

337
00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:19,641
Okay. I'm-I'm supposed to
be increasing productivity,

338
00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:21,641
and you're encouraging
people to slack off!

339
00:13:21,642 --> 00:13:24,641
Everybody's finished their
quotas for the day, so...

340
00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:26,210
Deirdre is pissed,

341
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,661
and told me to fire you, and... Wh-Wh...

342
00:13:28,691 --> 00:13:30,891
What did you say about the quotas?

343
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:32,765
They're finished.

344
00:13:34,442 --> 00:13:37,195
Productivity is up. Way up.

345
00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:38,967
The new methods
implemented in the warehouse

346
00:13:38,997 --> 00:13:40,228
have fueled the workers

347
00:13:40,229 --> 00:13:43,224
to get the same amount of
work done in half the time.

348
00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:45,216
In that case, your boyfriend can stay.

349
00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:46,237
Great.

350
00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:48,182
But tell him and the others

351
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,618
that they are no longer expected

352
00:13:49,648 --> 00:13:51,224
to fulfill 40 orders an hour.

353
00:13:51,225 --> 00:13:52,587
I want 80.

354
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:54,452
Effective immediately.

355
00:13:55,196 --> 00:13:57,203
You're doubling their workload?

356
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,760
You just showed me I
can squeeze more work

357
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,879
out of the employees. Well done.

358
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:03,784
I... don't think that
this will go over well.

359
00:14:03,814 --> 00:14:05,178
I'm gonna...

360
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:08,233
as the young people say, level with you.

361
00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:11,976
For the past year,

362
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:14,632
this warehouse has
been five crockpots away

363
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,632
from being shut down and
merged with the Tacoma branch.

364
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,958
That's not so bad. Tacoma's
only half an hour away.

365
00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:22,628
And Tacoma merged with Guangzhou.

366
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,628
Oh. That's farther.

367
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,616
If we don't show
improvement this quarter...

368
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,011
and every quarter...
we will lose our jobs,

369
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,628
including you, and more importantly, me.

370
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,620
I had no idea that
Cybermart was struggling.

371
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,009
Well, now you do.

372
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,582
Announce the new quotas.

373
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,074
- Are you kidding me?
- Look, I know

374
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,196
the new quotas will take
some getting used to.

375
00:14:41,226 --> 00:14:43,780
We worked really hard to get
all our work done for the day.

376
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:46,249
- We should be rewarded, not punished.
- Yeah!

377
00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:49,553
And m-management really
appreciates your productivity.

378
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,290
It's just that the numbers
show that your... Hey!

379
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,914
We're not like that
rat you keep in a cage,

380
00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:55,177
- Rat Lady!
- That's not even my rat!

381
00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:57,570
- Rat Lady! Rat Lady!
- What? Hey!

382
00:14:57,571 --> 00:14:59,554
- Rat Lady!
- Kareema.

383
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,990
Can I talk to you?

384
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,603
Rat Lady! Rat Lady!

385
00:15:03,604 --> 00:15:05,890
Rat Lady! Rat Lady!

386
00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:09,938
What's wrong?

387
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,137
Rohan saw the sext you sent today.

388
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,178
Oh, God. Does he know it's me?

389
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,805
No, I changed your contact
name to a taco emoji.

390
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:18,624
Ah. That's good.

391
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:21,028
Okay. This is fixable.

392
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,289
No. It's not. He knows
there's someone else.

393
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,378
The wedding's off, the green card's off.

394
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,523
I'm flying to Venezuela tomorrow night.

395
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,768
No... No.

396
00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:33,057
I don't have a choice.

397
00:15:34,073 --> 00:15:36,116
Don't come by my place before I go.

398
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,428
I don't think I could
stand saying good-bye again.

399
00:15:43,112 --> 00:15:44,662
Rat Lady!

400
00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:47,049
You know, hey! We all have to
be professionals about this!

401
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,222
We're above this!

402
00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:51,199
All right! That's enough. Stop it.

403
00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:53,245
- This isn't fair.
- Thank you!

404
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,432
Look, we came up with
solutions to make work life

405
00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:56,632
more bearable, right?

406
00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:58,632
And management have
turned it against us.

407
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,661
- Xavier, what are you doing?
- Brothers,

408
00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:03,058
it's time we reminded Cybermart

409
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,091
the warehouse workers are the heart

410
00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:06,682
and the soul of this company

411
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:09,657
and without us, they
would literally be nothing.

412
00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:11,616
- Are you with me?
- Strike.

413
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:14,367
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

414
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,778
T-quila. You still looking
for that big news story?

415
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,178
Yeah, I think I'm good.

416
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,661
There's this huge fire

417
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,203
at the beef jerky factory

418
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,228
- in Olympia.
- Forget that.

419
00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:25,261
Get down here.

420
00:16:25,262 --> 00:16:27,542
Xavier's started a
revolution at Cybermart.

421
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,232
He's stirring up the proletariat.

422
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,203
Uh...

423
00:16:31,204 --> 00:16:33,266
My fellow Cybermart workers!

424
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:36,245
There comes a time in life

425
00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:38,493
when you've got to stand up!

426
00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:43,199
I'm... I don't know, I kind
of feel like, in those...

427
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,747
moments of silence, maybe
you could say something

428
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,203
encouraging, like, um...
I don't know, "Huzzah" or...

429
00:16:48,204 --> 00:16:49,237
Huzzah!

430
00:16:49,238 --> 00:16:51,199
Oh, lovely. We have been

431
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,714
plunged into an eternal night

432
00:16:53,744 --> 00:16:55,228
of abject servitude!

433
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,021
Huzzah!

434
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,199
Can we go a bit lower, please?

435
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,180
- Huzzah.
- No...

436
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,766
Now is the time that
we've got to stand up!

437
00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:08,135
So I want all of you to sit down.

438
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,245
You can sit. Sit down.

439
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:11,186
All right...

440
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:12,095
As of now,

441
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,649
we will cease performing

442
00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:17,657
any and all duties until
our demands have been met!

443
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,374
Huzzah!

444
00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:21,828
This is the official
start of the Cybermart

445
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:23,870
Sit-Down Labor Protest.

446
00:17:23,871 --> 00:17:25,891
Huzzah!

447
00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:27,874
Oh! Oops.

448
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:30,352
Time for my break.

449
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,828
Excuse me.

450
00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:33,862
Oh, Peggy.

451
00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:35,420
Now.

452
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,491
What are our demands, you may ask?

453
00:17:38,076 --> 00:17:39,482
First...

454
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:42,458
we will cut back the doubled quotas!

455
00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:45,461
I do feel like that deserves a huzzah.

456
00:17:45,462 --> 00:17:48,213
- Oh... Huzzah!
- Yeah. Second...

457
00:17:48,243 --> 00:17:50,457
bring the Cybermart sick days,

458
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,474
the vacation days, and the
maternity leave policies

459
00:17:53,475 --> 00:17:55,487
into line with the industry norm.

460
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:56,939
Huzzah!

461
00:17:57,968 --> 00:17:59,466
Um, Hank...

462
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,516
Just, you know, as the union rep,

463
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,983
am... am I on, like, solid ground there?

464
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:07,453
Well, you know, technically my
term ended, like, two weeks ago

465
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,470
and you are on a scissor
lift, but it feels right to me.

466
00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:11,520
Fantastic!

467
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:14,482
Uh... anyone else have some ideas?

468
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,495
- Oh.
- Anyone?

469
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,144
- Me, I got... I got something, yeah.
- Oh! Hank.

470
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:22,290
Hey. Uh... how about a day

471
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,725
that's called "I'm just
not feeling it today" day

472
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:29,484
where you can... you can
call in and just be like,

473
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,457
"I ain't feeling it today."

474
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,070
Right? And then, you
can just stay at home,

475
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,128
and just do whatever you want.

476
00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:39,128
So, it's kind of like a
sick day, but with honesty.

477
00:18:39,129 --> 00:18:41,066
Huzzah!

478
00:18:42,529 --> 00:18:44,532
Anyone who is not back to work

479
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,545
in 15 seconds will be fired.

480
00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:49,024
Hey! No, no. Hey! You can't fire us.

481
00:18:49,054 --> 00:18:50,116
That's illegal.

482
00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:52,509
As of now, no one's getting paid.

483
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:56,597
A-As of now, not a single
item leaves this warehouse

484
00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:58,407
until our demands are met.

485
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,349
This is not my first square dance.

486
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,478
Yeah. I have no doubt
that you've square danced

487
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,008
plenty in your time.

488
00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:10,546
This war has only just begun.

489
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:21,341
I need to talk to Xavier.

490
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:24,311
Cross this line and
we'll shred you like pork.

491
00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:25,678
But I love your shoes.

492
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,732
- Thanks.
- Oh, hey.

493
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,766
Have you come to join our side?

494
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,716
- No.
- Oh.

495
00:19:30,717 --> 00:19:31,753
Oh.

496
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,716
This is totally out of control.

497
00:19:33,717 --> 00:19:35,749
Look, there's got to
be a way to settle this.

498
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,430
There is. You cave to our demands.

499
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,386
I'm talking about negotiating
a reasonable settlement.

500
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:44,666
There is nothing reasonable
about doubling our quotas.

501
00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:46,707
You don't understand the
position you're putting me in.

502
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,797
Those people are my friends,
but I have to answer to Deirdre.

503
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:52,678
I don't get the luxury
of choosing sides.

504
00:19:52,679 --> 00:19:53,711
Well,

505
00:19:53,712 --> 00:19:56,711
there comes a time when you must.

506
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:59,737
Don't forget, she doubled
your workload, too.

507
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:01,711
So,

508
00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,336
has Deirdre called in
her jackbooted thugs yet?

509
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:04,720
She wouldn't do that!

510
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,213
I think.

511
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,979
Either way, you're the
only one that can vlog

512
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,737
the revolution, so future generations

513
00:20:09,738 --> 00:20:10,886
will know our struggle...

514
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:15,524
- You smell like barbecue.
- Yeah.

515
00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:17,537
- Oh, is that...?
- Is that...

516
00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:18,566
- Is it me, or is it...?
- No.

517
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,892
- We have the same ring.
- We have the same ring. Yeah.

518
00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:23,504
- Oh, it's me.
- _

519
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,566
Sounds like the start of
a scene from one of her

520
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,877
- erotic business thrillers.
- Oh. Relax.

521
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:30,557
Deirdre wouldn't trade
on our relationship

522
00:20:30,558 --> 00:20:32,553
to gain the upper hand
in a work situation.

523
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:35,541
We just watched a very
persuasive animated video

524
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,520
about this exact subject.

525
00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:44,542
I may have misread this one.

526
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,769
Please.

527
00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:48,558
Join me...

528
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,549
I really shouldn't be here.

529
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,970
You know, if somebody sees us,

530
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,549
they might get the wrong idea.

531
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,549
There is nothing wrong
with two grown adults,

532
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:06,033
who signed all the
appropriate HR documents

533
00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:08,943
having an innocent conversation.

534
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:11,591
Oh, wh-what did you want to talk about?

535
00:21:11,592 --> 00:21:13,549
I was just wondering if there was

536
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,570
anything I could do to change your mind

537
00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:17,567
about supporting the protest.

538
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,582
Meet our demands?

539
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:26,553
Or I could just meet your demands.

540
00:21:26,554 --> 00:21:30,545
Perhaps you've earned
a few extra sick days.

541
00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:33,574
You have been putting in long hours

542
00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:35,549
on my desk.

543
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:38,877
I think you could use a
little extra leisure time.

544
00:21:38,907 --> 00:21:43,066
All you have to do is
keep your ears open.

545
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:45,524
And when you get the chance,

546
00:21:45,525 --> 00:21:47,532
report back to me.

547
00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:49,541
Oh, do you want me to spy?

548
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,567
I want you to be the
real Sebastian Stone.

549
00:22:01,538 --> 00:22:03,566
Hank! Where have you been, man?

550
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,507
Oh, I prefer the bathroom

551
00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:07,537
on the other side of the warehouse.

552
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:09,553
More forgiving acoustics.

553
00:22:09,554 --> 00:22:11,130
You're just in time.

554
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,516
- Microwavable Hand Pies.
- Oh...

555
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:14,561
Are those the ground beef flavor?

556
00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:16,532
- Yeah, that's your favorite, right?
- Yeah.

557
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,574
Thanks, man. Y'all
didn't have to do this.

558
00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,076
We just wanted to let you know

559
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,524
- we appreciate you standing with us.
- Yeah...

560
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:23,923
What a guy, eh, everyone?

561
00:22:24,214 --> 00:22:26,533
Let's give it up for Hank.

562
00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:31,532
Microwavable Hand Pies for everybody!

563
00:22:36,469 --> 00:22:38,557
You know what Xavier's problem is?

564
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,520
If he doesn't get what
he wants when he wants it,

565
00:22:40,521 --> 00:22:41,545
he throws a tantrum.

566
00:22:41,546 --> 00:22:43,537
You know, I told him I can't leave work

567
00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:45,528
at the drop of a hat to go play
with him, and what does he do?

568
00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:49,528
He drags the entire warehouse
into a pointless strike.

569
00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:53,520
Turn down that music!

570
00:22:53,521 --> 00:22:55,528
Roll back our quotas!

571
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,532
The thing about Evie
is she gets so focused

572
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:08,883
on the task at hand that she
forgets the bigger picture.

573
00:23:15,413 --> 00:23:16,511
Aha!

574
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,528
♪ She'll be... ♪

575
00:23:18,529 --> 00:23:20,228
♪ Coming 'round the mountain ♪

576
00:23:20,258 --> 00:23:22,503
♪ When she comes ♪

577
00:23:22,504 --> 00:23:25,549
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes ♪

578
00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,549
♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain ♪

579
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,578
♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain ♪

580
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:33,034
♪ She'll be coming 'round the
mountain when she comes... ♪

581
00:23:33,064 --> 00:23:35,212
Hour six at the labor protest.

582
00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,520
Let's check in on some of
these working-class heroes,

583
00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:40,516
these Cyber-Martyrs, if you will.

584
00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:41,582
Um... um...

585
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:47,516
What is the most painful part

586
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:49,221
of this protest for you?

587
00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:50,524
The singing.

588
00:23:50,525 --> 00:23:52,541
It's just not very good.

589
00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:55,582
My church choir, they can sing.

590
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,516
They should go on strike.

591
00:23:59,451 --> 00:24:00,588
Uh...

592
00:24:02,562 --> 00:24:05,511
♪ When she comes she'll
be coming 'round... ♪

593
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,532
Rats!

594
00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:09,532
No offense.

595
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,520
Oh, my gosh, that
does it. This ends now!

596
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:14,563
Now!

597
00:24:15,512 --> 00:24:18,516
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes ♪

598
00:24:18,517 --> 00:24:19,809
♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain... ♪

599
00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:22,249
Guys, shh, guys.

600
00:24:22,643 --> 00:24:25,178
So, has Deirdre caved
to our demands yet?

601
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,193
No, and she never will.

602
00:24:27,223 --> 00:24:29,158
You have to end the
strike. This isn't a game.

603
00:24:29,188 --> 00:24:31,170
These people could lose their jobs.

604
00:24:31,813 --> 00:24:34,170
Well, you know, maybe
that's not a bad thing.

605
00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:36,116
If they've only got
six months left to live,

606
00:24:36,117 --> 00:24:37,943
they could probably find
something more meaningful to do

607
00:24:37,973 --> 00:24:38,865
than shuffling around boxes.

608
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:41,111
You are the most selfish

609
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:42,707
human being I've ever met!

610
00:24:42,737 --> 00:24:43,633
You know, you always do this.

611
00:24:43,663 --> 00:24:46,174
You just show up and turn
everyone's lives upside down,

612
00:24:46,175 --> 00:24:48,182
and then leave before
the consequences kick in

613
00:24:48,183 --> 00:24:50,195
because the asteroid is coming.

614
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,731
- Come here.
- What?

615
00:24:51,761 --> 00:24:53,474
Yeah, it is coming.

616
00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:55,305
And every minute we spend
here is a minute wasted.

617
00:24:55,335 --> 00:24:56,524
No, it isn't.

618
00:24:56,525 --> 00:24:58,503
I'm not slaving away at two jobs

619
00:24:58,504 --> 00:25:00,624
because I'm a sucker or a drudge

620
00:25:00,654 --> 00:25:01,841
or a glutton for punishment.

621
00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:03,499
I'm doing this for CyberHugs,

622
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,499
because I want to make a difference.

623
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,499
You have made a difference.

624
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,126
In my life.

625
00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:11,499
Or you did before you sold
your every waking moment

626
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,159
to a corporation that
cares about you far less

627
00:25:14,189 --> 00:25:16,500
than I do.

628
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,190
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes. ♪

629
00:25:26,962 --> 00:25:29,303
Well, I've logged five
dispatches from the protest,

630
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,953
and so far, I have a total of...

631
00:25:32,954 --> 00:25:34,524
five views.

632
00:25:34,554 --> 00:25:37,517
I could watch them again.

633
00:25:38,562 --> 00:25:40,549
Uh, I'll be right back.
I gotta go to the more

634
00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:42,537
geographically inconvenient bathroom.

635
00:25:42,538 --> 00:25:44,511
- The more forgiving acoustics? Yeah.
- Exactly.

636
00:25:44,512 --> 00:25:48,633
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes ♪

637
00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:52,013
♪ She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes. ♪

638
00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,337
I have something to tell you.

639
00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:59,357
Excellent. What are they planning?

640
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,361
Are there any weak links that
can be turned to our side?

641
00:26:01,362 --> 00:26:03,407
I can't do this. They're my friends.

642
00:26:03,408 --> 00:26:06,378
I'm your friend, too, and more.

643
00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:09,395
Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Deirdre.

644
00:26:09,396 --> 00:26:10,987
Like, I want to be your Sebastian Stone,

645
00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:12,380
but only in the bedroom,

646
00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:16,023
not the warehouse... room.

647
00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:17,418
If you are with them,

648
00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:20,003
you are, by definition, against me.

649
00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:22,342
You have to choose.

650
00:26:22,736 --> 00:26:24,091
That's not fair.

651
00:26:24,092 --> 00:26:27,116
Romance, like capitalism, rarely is.

652
00:26:27,534 --> 00:26:29,050
So?

653
00:26:42,322 --> 00:26:44,116
It's rude to stare.

654
00:26:44,815 --> 00:26:46,132
If I wasn't so depressed,

655
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:48,095
I'd mock you mercilessly.

656
00:26:48,096 --> 00:26:49,246
What's wrong?

657
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:53,107
Rohan saw the sext I sent
and called off the marriage.

658
00:26:53,889 --> 00:26:56,111
Sofia's moving back to Venezuela.

659
00:26:57,153 --> 00:26:59,087
Well, I did warn you it
wasn't gonna end well.

660
00:26:59,088 --> 00:27:00,550
Flings hardly ever do.

661
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:03,091
It wasn't a fling for me. I love her.

662
00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:08,082
Oh, damn.

663
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,129
I think maybe I do love her.

664
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:14,091
Well, then,

665
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,082
there's a very simple
solution to your problem.

666
00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:17,819
Same-sex marriage is legal now.

667
00:27:17,849 --> 00:27:20,425
Why don't you marry Sofia?

668
00:27:20,455 --> 00:27:22,145
Because marriage is an
antiquated institution

669
00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:24,124
rooted in stifling
patriarchal traditions

670
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:25,470
and outdated cultural assumptions.

671
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,088
Do you not know me at all?

672
00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,489
Okay, so marriage isn't your jam,

673
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:33,095
but it sounds like Sofia
is, so which one wins?

674
00:27:35,652 --> 00:27:40,071
Yes, there are about 20
workers at the sit-in protest.

675
00:27:42,235 --> 00:27:44,573
Well, I'll need at
least that many scabs...

676
00:27:44,603 --> 00:27:47,628
I mean, uh, job-performing units...

677
00:27:47,658 --> 00:27:49,445
to replace them.

678
00:27:49,475 --> 00:27:50,908
And they need to be large.

679
00:27:50,938 --> 00:27:54,453
You know, like... lumberjacks.

680
00:27:54,454 --> 00:27:57,086
You offer lumberjills? Intriguing.

681
00:27:57,116 --> 00:27:58,461
Um, what are you doing?

682
00:27:58,462 --> 00:28:00,116
Can you hold a moment?

683
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,682
It's called strikebreaking, Evie,

684
00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:04,666
and it's as American as
apple pie and xenophobia.

685
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,295
How can you even think of doing that?

686
00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:07,670
These are your friends.

687
00:28:07,671 --> 00:28:09,641
When they're in that warehouse,
they are not my friends.

688
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,090
They are my employees.

689
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,691
Now, I know it may surprise you to hear

690
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,608
that the brutal, heartless decisions

691
00:28:16,638 --> 00:28:18,336
I have to make every day

692
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,670
are not always fun.

693
00:28:20,956 --> 00:28:23,571
They can sometimes be quite crushing,

694
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,262
but they're a necessary part of my job.

695
00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:27,942
And when you have been doing
the CyberHugs job for a while,

696
00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:29,759
and you've cut funding
for a few needy charities,

697
00:28:29,789 --> 00:28:30,628
you'll understand.

698
00:28:30,658 --> 00:28:32,511
Now, if you'll excuse me,

699
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:33,666
I'm picking my scabs.

700
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:37,029
Let's go with an assortment
of Jacks and Jills.

701
00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:40,105
Only your heartiest. And, yes, dawn,

702
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,398
that's perfect.

703
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:44,007
- Nam-myoho-renge-kyo...
- Stop. Stop!

704
00:28:44,037 --> 00:28:47,649
Stop. Our corporate enemy, the Deirdre,

705
00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,649
is calling in our replacements.

706
00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:51,587
She's bringing in scabs? Da. Da.

707
00:28:51,617 --> 00:28:53,534
They arrive at dawn. 41 minutes.

708
00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:54,920
Let's kill them!

709
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:58,670
No. Guys!

710
00:29:00,189 --> 00:29:02,198
Yo! Guys!

711
00:29:02,228 --> 00:29:05,408
No! When the brutal arm
of corporate dominance

712
00:29:05,438 --> 00:29:06,653
confronts us at dawn,

713
00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:09,233
they will not see a crazed mob,

714
00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:12,469
but a brotherhood of crazed individuals.

715
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:15,219
A Russian bodybuilder named Mikhail,

716
00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:17,393
a mother of three named Peggy,

717
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,716
a baker named Ingrid.

718
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:22,666
A guy... named...

719
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,963
- Harrison.
- Harrison!

720
00:29:24,993 --> 00:29:27,661
Look, the point is we're just people.

721
00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:30,333
We're not numerical figures on a page.

722
00:29:30,363 --> 00:29:32,036
We've gotta remind
them who we really are,

723
00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:34,516
so just think about that

724
00:29:34,546 --> 00:29:36,410
when you go back to your meditations.

725
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,699
Namaste, everyone.

726
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,261
Hey, mate, you're from
New Zealand, aren't you?

727
00:29:40,262 --> 00:29:41,548
Yeah.

728
00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:44,299
I had a mate from Auckland, growing up.

729
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:47,296
He taught me this dance.

730
00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:58,876
So I hear you're spreading news

731
00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:01,256
of our struggle to the outside world.

732
00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:03,784
Yeah, I'm... I'm trying.

733
00:30:03,814 --> 00:30:07,968
ImPropaganda wants a story
with blood and sweat, but...

734
00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:09,722
all I've got is stomach acid.

735
00:30:09,752 --> 00:30:11,641
Just like Evie.

736
00:30:11,671 --> 00:30:12,707
Beating your brains out

737
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,667
for something that makes you miserable.

738
00:30:16,025 --> 00:30:18,100
This coming from the guy
who's been here one day

739
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:20,293
and already wants to
change the whole company?

740
00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:23,732
Yeah. I've gone native.

741
00:30:23,733 --> 00:30:25,691
Maybe you should, too.

742
00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:26,737
What do you mean?

743
00:30:26,738 --> 00:30:28,745
If the magazine wants blood and guts,

744
00:30:28,746 --> 00:30:30,703
then why don't you give it to them?

745
00:30:30,971 --> 00:30:33,707
Eh? Join us.

746
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,741
When those doors open,
and we meet our final fate,

747
00:30:36,742 --> 00:30:40,278
you'll be here with us, risking it all,

748
00:30:40,308 --> 00:30:41,969
living every brutal moment.

749
00:30:41,999 --> 00:30:43,079
And...

750
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:47,662
broadcasting it live to
the rest of the world.

751
00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:54,704
I will... seriously consider it.

752
00:30:56,513 --> 00:30:58,292
What's going on over there?

753
00:30:58,322 --> 00:31:01,662
I think they know that
Deirdre's bringing in scabs.

754
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,682
Do you ever get the
feeling that you're stuck,

755
00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:06,177
and every possible move you have

756
00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:08,699
is doomed to blow up in your face?

757
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,658
Yep.

758
00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:15,017
Where are you going?

759
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:19,703
To contradict everything
I ever thought I stood for.

760
00:31:19,704 --> 00:31:21,741
Wish me luck.

761
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,309
Get some sleep.

762
00:31:24,339 --> 00:31:26,699
You look paler than
that girl from iZombie.

763
00:31:27,115 --> 00:31:28,696
She's a zombie.

764
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:37,647
Okay, Deirdre is replacing
everyone in 38 minutes.

765
00:31:37,677 --> 00:31:38,728
I've got to figure out a way to stop it.

766
00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:40,711
I need a plan.

767
00:31:41,188 --> 00:31:43,365
Hello, Evie.

768
00:31:43,395 --> 00:31:46,267
It's me, Socrates.

769
00:31:46,764 --> 00:31:48,657
Wow.

770
00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:50,674
How am I hearing you right now?

771
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,657
I'm speaking into your mind.

772
00:31:52,658 --> 00:31:53,691
Hank was right,

773
00:31:53,692 --> 00:31:55,610
all rats are telepathic.

774
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,895
You couldn't hear me earlier because,

775
00:31:56,925 --> 00:31:58,866
just like everyone else here,

776
00:31:58,867 --> 00:32:00,911
we've been talking past each other.

777
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:06,288
What you need to do is
change your perspective.

778
00:32:06,562 --> 00:32:08,688
Put yourself in my place.

779
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,896
Do you think I like this cage?

780
00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,921
Ah.

781
00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:48,251
What the fig?

782
00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:53,074
Bullets may not be

783
00:32:53,075 --> 00:32:55,053
flying here at Cybermart,

784
00:32:55,054 --> 00:32:58,291
but the stakes could not be
higher, as the everyman worker

785
00:32:58,321 --> 00:33:01,074
valiantly pits the power
of the collective against

786
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,353
the jackbooted forces
of corporate America.

787
00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:06,780
Refusing to be phased-out
or knocked down.

788
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,382
Oh, good Lord! Ow.

789
00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:13,191
I insist

790
00:33:13,221 --> 00:33:15,633
you stop this flagrant...

791
00:33:15,663 --> 00:33:18,816
display of cultural
identity theft at once!

792
00:33:18,846 --> 00:33:21,616
- This dance is called a haka.
- Yeah.

793
00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:24,628
And it's a celebration of the
triumph of life over death.

794
00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:26,632
Yeah, well, whatever it is,

795
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,649
it bothers my scabs.

796
00:33:28,650 --> 00:33:29,695
Advance!

797
00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:36,629
Oh, my God, they're bringing
in the Tacoma branch.

798
00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:39,739
You think this is
gonna make a difference?

799
00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:43,264
You call in 100 more
protestors, I will call in

800
00:33:43,294 --> 00:33:45,138
200 more scabs!

801
00:33:45,168 --> 00:33:46,925
Then we'll just call
in the Olympia branch.

802
00:33:46,955 --> 00:33:51,187
- Then I'll call in your...
- Everyone stop!

803
00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:54,587
The reason we can't find
a common ground is because

804
00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:57,224
nobody has bothered to
think about what it's like

805
00:33:57,225 --> 00:33:58,814
to be the other guy.

806
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,591
Deirdre!

807
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,304
You have no idea what it's like

808
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,076
to work in the warehouse.

809
00:34:04,106 --> 00:34:05,265
And you guys, you don't know

810
00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:06,821
how it feels to keep this place afloat,

811
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:08,624
even for a day.

812
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:10,591
So I have an idea.

813
00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:14,475
Let's give you all a
change in perspective.

814
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:18,657
This is the Evie-est
idea you've ever had.

815
00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:21,119
Until management and
floor workers trade places,

816
00:34:21,149 --> 00:34:23,653
they'll never understand
the other's point of view.

817
00:34:23,654 --> 00:34:27,616
So if I perform this menial
task, one of them will shoulder

818
00:34:27,617 --> 00:34:30,212
the nerve-shattering
responsibility of my job?

819
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:31,274
That's right.

820
00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:33,204
Any takers?

821
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,287
Peggy.

822
00:34:35,976 --> 00:34:38,342
All right, time to get firing.

823
00:34:57,279 --> 00:35:00,270
Uh... uh... uh...

824
00:35:00,728 --> 00:35:02,620
Hey, how's the ankle, T-house?

825
00:35:02,650 --> 00:35:05,705
Oh, it feels a lot better after
the first half a million views.

826
00:35:05,735 --> 00:35:07,207
- Oh!
- Oh!

827
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,934
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

828
00:35:10,964 --> 00:35:13,266
ImPropaganda's gonna
be all over you, man.

829
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,212
Speak of the flannel-wearing
devil herself.

830
00:35:20,267 --> 00:35:21,295
You got the Finger.

831
00:35:21,296 --> 00:35:22,733
- Bro!
- Bro.

832
00:35:22,763 --> 00:35:24,282
Your vlog is blowing up.

833
00:35:24,283 --> 00:35:26,253
This is beyond viral.

834
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:27,502
This is nuclear.

835
00:35:27,532 --> 00:35:28,891
You're radioactive.

836
00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:31,207
I need your radioactivity, bro.

837
00:35:31,642 --> 00:35:33,734
Well, look out because

838
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:36,295
I got all the strontium-90
you could want.

839
00:35:36,296 --> 00:35:37,697
Come by the office,

840
00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:39,270
sign the contract.

841
00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:42,204
We'll soak in the foam and bust a moby.

842
00:35:44,505 --> 00:35:47,199
23 skidoo.

843
00:35:49,762 --> 00:35:53,228
What is "bust a moby"?

844
00:35:53,229 --> 00:35:56,228
What is "23 skidoo"?

845
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:02,092
That was excruciating.

846
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,464
I have stared into the abyss...

847
00:36:06,754 --> 00:36:10,070
And the abyss has stared into me.

848
00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:14,872
So, do we have a better
understanding of each other?

849
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,066
Perhaps the new quotas
were a bit ambitious.

850
00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:20,665
How about a 50% increase in quotas,

851
00:36:20,695 --> 00:36:22,103
and we get to keep the fun new methods

852
00:36:22,104 --> 00:36:24,145
that actually help productivity?

853
00:36:24,146 --> 00:36:26,645
Especially Peggy's chutes and ladders.

854
00:36:26,675 --> 00:36:29,070
And we insist on the...

855
00:36:29,071 --> 00:36:30,818
"I'm not really feeling it today" days.

856
00:36:30,848 --> 00:36:33,091
Oh, yeah, I accept.

857
00:36:33,092 --> 00:36:36,690
- It seems we have an accord.
- Great.

858
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,103
- If...
- If?

859
00:36:38,104 --> 00:36:41,861
you agree to sell the
rights to your Nap Sacks.

860
00:36:41,891 --> 00:36:43,087
Evidently,

861
00:36:43,088 --> 00:36:47,116
Web videos of your
protest went virulent.

862
00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,865
Cory Casey noticed your sack.

863
00:36:49,895 --> 00:36:51,099
He wants to get his hands on it.

864
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,613
Are you amenable to the terms?

865
00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:58,053
Y-yeah, quite vehemently, apparently.

866
00:36:58,054 --> 00:37:02,137
And I hereby resign from the warehouse.

867
00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:04,082
Thank you for the experience.

868
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,082
There's one last thing.

869
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,053
I can't do two jobs.

870
00:37:08,054 --> 00:37:10,577
It's not reasonable or fair.

871
00:37:11,108 --> 00:37:14,351
You have to find a new
quality control manager.

872
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:19,457
I'm sorry I-I called you selfish.

873
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,795
Look, I'm sorry that I said
you had your head up your butt.

874
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,053
You never said that.

875
00:37:24,054 --> 00:37:26,419
Well, not to your face
because it was up your butt.

876
00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:30,053
Seriously, I do, I do want to apologize.

877
00:37:30,054 --> 00:37:32,066
I think maybe I went a bit, um...

878
00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:34,796
overboard with the protest.

879
00:37:34,826 --> 00:37:37,628
- I just, uh...
- You got caught up in your job?

880
00:37:37,658 --> 00:37:38,732
I know the feeling.

881
00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:40,737
Look, I just want to spend as
much time with you as possible.

882
00:37:40,738 --> 00:37:43,670
That's why I came here in
the first place, and I...

883
00:37:43,671 --> 00:37:46,418
well, I just feel like
I m-made things worse.

884
00:37:46,448 --> 00:37:49,148
Yes, you-you definitely did.

885
00:37:49,178 --> 00:37:50,979
But you also helped me realize that,

886
00:37:51,009 --> 00:37:53,724
no matter how much I care about my job,

887
00:37:53,725 --> 00:37:56,724
I don't want to sacrifice
the rest of my life for it.

888
00:37:56,725 --> 00:37:58,711
And because you stood up
for the workers' rights,

889
00:37:58,712 --> 00:38:00,452
I finally stood up for my own.

890
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,112
But I never, ever

891
00:38:02,142 --> 00:38:03,629
want to hear "She'll Be Comin'
'Round the Mountain" again.

892
00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:06,081
- Like ever. Never.
- Yeah.

893
00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:08,678
- I'll zip... pop it in a... yeah.
- Pfft.

894
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:12,156
So... maybe we should, um...

895
00:38:12,186 --> 00:38:13,720
you know...

896
00:38:13,721 --> 00:38:14,737
make up for lost time.

897
00:38:15,957 --> 00:38:18,662
Yeah, let me just grab
my rat. One second.

898
00:38:19,355 --> 00:38:20,984
Yeah.

899
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,253
♪ She'll be riding six
white horses when she... ♪

900
00:38:24,283 --> 00:38:26,345
Don't you dare!

901
00:38:27,207 --> 00:38:30,244
I have some very good
news for you, Hank.

902
00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:33,695
I'm promoting you to
quality control manager.

903
00:38:33,696 --> 00:38:35,720
Oh, but that job has
the word "manager" in it.

904
00:38:35,721 --> 00:38:38,508
That's right. Congratulations.

905
00:38:38,538 --> 00:38:39,566
This means more money

906
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,503
and more responsibility. You...

907
00:38:41,504 --> 00:38:42,532
deserve it.

908
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:43,987
Thank you.

909
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,566
So...

910
00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:47,508
so you're not mad at me?

911
00:38:48,688 --> 00:38:49,720
No, Hank.

912
00:38:49,721 --> 00:38:51,711
You simply calculated
that the teeming masses

913
00:38:51,712 --> 00:38:54,140
were more important than me.

914
00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:57,711
You are, therefore,
no longer my boyfriend.

915
00:38:58,293 --> 00:39:00,093
I told you, I had to stand by my people.

916
00:39:00,123 --> 00:39:01,711
And in doing so,

917
00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:04,400
you didn't stand by me.

918
00:39:05,683 --> 00:39:09,374
You're a good employee, but
you are not a good boyfriend.

919
00:39:09,404 --> 00:39:12,707
A good boyfriend has
your back, no matter what.

920
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,541
Look, Deirdre, I'm sorry, okay?

921
00:39:15,571 --> 00:39:16,624
That is all.

922
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,138
So, that's it? You're just gonna hand me

923
00:39:18,168 --> 00:39:19,883
a piece of paper and that's it?

924
00:39:19,913 --> 00:39:22,550
That is all.

925
00:39:41,262 --> 00:39:43,603
I told you not to come.

926
00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:46,603
Yeah, um, I know.

927
00:39:46,604 --> 00:39:48,953
But this is important
and I can't let you leave

928
00:39:48,983 --> 00:39:51,183
without saying what I have to say.

929
00:39:51,364 --> 00:39:52,520
Really?

930
00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:55,549
The nihilist suddenly
goes sentimental on me?

931
00:39:55,550 --> 00:39:58,365
Yeah, well, even a nihilist
has to appreciate the poetic way

932
00:39:58,395 --> 00:40:01,009
the universe came up with to punk me.

933
00:40:02,588 --> 00:40:04,126
Falling for you?

934
00:40:04,589 --> 00:40:06,599
Never saw it coming.

935
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,952
But, now that it has,

936
00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:10,599
I'd kind of like to see where it goes.

937
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,102
Me, too, but...

938
00:40:12,132 --> 00:40:13,624
Then let's do this.

939
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,587
Sofia Letícia Fernandes,

940
00:40:17,222 --> 00:40:18,491
will you marry me?

941
00:40:19,828 --> 00:40:21,095
I-I know.

942
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,084
I-It's gonna be messy, and...

943
00:40:23,114 --> 00:40:25,614
I got to figure out a way to tell Rohan.

944
00:40:26,435 --> 00:40:28,409
But if we don't tie the knot,
then we never get to have

945
00:40:28,439 --> 00:40:29,578
that third date.

946
00:40:29,579 --> 00:40:31,637
And I was really looking forward to it.

947
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,227
We're doing things way out of order.

948
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:37,240
Yeah, well, convention's overrated.

949
00:40:42,887 --> 00:40:44,204
A nipple ring?

950
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,596
Matches mine.

951
00:40:55,021 --> 00:40:57,538
Socrates looks so happy.

952
00:40:57,568 --> 00:40:59,042
So do you.

953
00:40:59,479 --> 00:41:02,362
_

954
00:41:02,392 --> 00:41:03,941
Hey, are you sure you're
not gonna get in trouble

955
00:41:03,971 --> 00:41:04,987
for missing work?

956
00:41:04,988 --> 00:41:07,992
Nope. I just wasn't feeling it today.

957
00:41:08,763 --> 00:41:10,443
Hey, come here.

958
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:12,157
Mwah!

959
00:41:12,187 --> 00:41:16,203
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