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Ahh, breakfast lasagna!
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Great call, honey.
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Stay away from it.
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It's for everybody tonight.
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That's two meals away.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Hey, Colonel, what's up?
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Mommy, could Ivan come for dinner?
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No, señor,
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'cause tonight the whole family
is coming over for dinner,
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'cause we're gonna vote on where
we're going on vacation this year.
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A vote with a moral stain on it,
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since ballots are reserved
for land-owning adults.
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Because nobody wants to go to
the birthplace of Edgar Allan Poe.
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Jay: Damn Colonel screwed me and
took his name off my petition.
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I'm trying to overturn this
dumb rule the club passed
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banning cigars within 40
feet of the main lodge.
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When my country passed a law
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that allowed them to drown 14 year olds,
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you said, "These things happen."
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I just bought a box of El
Conquistador Especiales.
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And they deserve to be smoked
in a fine leather chair,
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not out by the fountain in
some heavily-spidered area.
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I don't want this in my house.
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Can't smoke at home,
can't smoke at the club.
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Maybe Stella has room in her doghouse.
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Where is she, anyway? Haven't
seen her since the morning.
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I don't know where Stella is.
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I think it has something to do
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with the shock collar
that I had to put on her
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because she kept running away.
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Maybe I tell Jay that I
thought it was a necklace.
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He was the one who
wanted to pierce her ears.
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Hey sweetie, your
breakfast is on the table.
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Ah, what's this? Oh!
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Ooh, let me guess. The
guy in the cologne ad.
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I've named him. It's Giovanni.
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He's in love with me.
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Well, he's leaving you for me.
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I'm sorry. We never meant
for it to happen. [Chuckles]
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[Thud]
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- What's that?
- Toast, toast is done.
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Those Russian brothers who
are renting the unit upstairs,
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- are they...
- Gone.
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Because it's already been 30 days, okay?
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And the rules are very clear.
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I know all about
squatter's rights, Mitchell.
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Why do you always have to treat me
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like I'm some irresponsible...
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Idiot!
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The Russian brothers
wanted one more night.
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So I took cash, and I
didn't tell Mitchell,
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and now they won't leave.
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We have squatters.
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First termites, now squatters.
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At least the termites
weren't my fault. [Chuckles]
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Look at this beautiful side table
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somebody just left on the street.
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- Oh, do you need a hand?
- No, it's like ridiculously light.
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- Flapjacks for mi amore?
- Oh, grazie.
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Ugh. I don't know what's more syrupy...
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you two or Luke's chin.
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That's weird. I haven't
had breakfast yet.
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You'll have to excuse us.
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Your father and I watched a
very romantic movie last night.
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Okay, Google,
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play the soundtrack to
"Spaghetti for Pepe."
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- Woman: Playing soundtrack.
- Ooh.
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- [Italian folk music plays]
- Mi scusa.
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[Speaking Italian]
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Whoa. Watch the new kicks.
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What? You have another
pair of new sneakers?
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What is that job at the club paying you?
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It's the tips, Mom.
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There's this one lady, hold
the door for her... 10 bucks.
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Bring her an ice tea with
lemon, another 10 bucks.
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Best tips I ever made
was when we passed the hat
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after a performance of my
improv group, "Rule of Three."
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We were known for our
sketches, song parodies,
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and full-frontal nudity.
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- [Cellphone ringing]
- Uhp.
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Hello?
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You are all out of orange juice.
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I understand.
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I have to go out for orange juice.
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Yes, I understand.
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I have to go out for orange juice.
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Mitchell?
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I have to go out for orange juice.
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[theme music playing]
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Thank you for coming.
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I have a problem with Russians.
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Being married to a Pritchett is great.
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- So great!
- The best!
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But they can be a... a tad judgmental.
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- Almost punitive.
- They are monsters.
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That's why the three of us
formed a... a secret alliance
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to help each other cover up
our... our little mistakes.
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Like back in December,
when I hastily purchased
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an expensive prop for an open house.
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Thanks so much for hiding it.
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Claire would kill me.
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And it's only till Monday,
when I can return it.
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Don't worry. [Chuckles]
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[Gasps] Ay, Ay!
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Hi!
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Oh, welcome home!
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- You're so early, right?
- Not really.
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[Laughs nervously] There
is that smile that I love.
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- Why don't you take me to lunch?
- Okay.
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What happened here, anyway?
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You get into Joe's
scented markers again?
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[Laughing]
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So now, I have scary Russian
squatters who won't leave.
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We'll have a small window
when Mitchell goes to the gym.
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He usually stretches,
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takes a lap around the locker room,
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and then gets a smoothie.
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You two deal with the Russians,
and I'll keep Mitch distracted.
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- Anything else?
- Yes.
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Our gate is broken,
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and Stella keeps getting
out in the street.
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I bought her a shock collar.
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I thought about getting
one when Luke was younger.
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Claire ended up just shaking
a can of pennies at him.
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It spooked her and she's hiding.
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We need to find her before
Jay does and sees the collar.
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He has warned me many times not
to get one because they are cruel.
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All right, we'll deal
with the Russians first,
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then come find Stella
before the big vote.
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We do not have much time. We need to go.
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I actually ordered a sandwich.
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- Is Rainer not here yet?
- Oh no, he is.
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He, uh, signed a head
shot I didn't ask for,
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and then went to the bathroom.
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There's his daughter.
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I've never met a
boyfriend's daughter before.
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I mean, I went out with Stacy's dad,
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but I've known her
since, like, kindergarten.
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You're nervous? I mean,
how could this go wrong?
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She's a teenage girl.
That's when you peaked.
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I know.
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I guess I just really like this guy,
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and I want to be able to show him
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I can fit into the more
complicated parts of his life.
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Hey, princess.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Six people filmed me
arguing with that meter maid,
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and no one caught this adorable moment?
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- [Laughing nervously]
- Mwah.
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- So, you must be April.
- Uh, yeah?
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April, tone.
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I'll grab a chair.
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[Cellphone ringing]
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Sorry. That's work. Gotta take that.
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Anyways, I'm Haley, your dad's, uh...
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- Latest?
- Yes!
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Flash flood in the Mohave,
they need me to cover.
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The water's already ramp
high at the senior center.
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You know, a puppy
floats by on a pizza box,
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this could be national.
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Oops, snakes. Our day!
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I'll just go to Mom and Jeff's.
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No, no, we were supposed to
get to know each other today.
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Um, I can watch you.
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- Because I'm 4?
- Oh, tone.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. Girls day. We'll meet you later.
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Oh, okay, thank you for
understanding, sweetie.
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- No problem.
- No problem.
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[Chuckles]
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Tragedy strikes.
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Dozens dead.
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Tragedy strikes.
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Dozens dead.
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And our final order of
business is our entry
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to this year's Expo
Internacional du Closet.
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- What do we got?
- Okay, so we all know
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that Europeans prefer
strong but simple lines...
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- Claire: Mm-hmm.
- ... which is why I think
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that we should go with the Trafalgar.
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Interesting.
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It's sturdy, dependable.
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On the other hand, the Matterhorn
is a chance to shake things up.
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Think about what the Danes did in '02.
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Also valid.
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It's bold, innovative.
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[Cellphone rings]
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Ah, gotta take this.
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Civil rights issue over at
the club I have to deal with.
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- Hello.
- Claire: What's so funny?
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- What are you laughing at?
- It's so cute...
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how nervous you are
about your first expo.
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It's like every time
we throw out an idea,
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you have to look to see
what your dad is thinking.
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I don't do that.
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I-I-I don't do that at all, Dom.
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Maybe you do that with your dad. So...
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Gary won't sign my
petition unless I sign his.
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It'll be a cold day in hell
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before that hippie
tees off in flip-flops.
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Where were we?
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I was just about to make my decision
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between the Trafalgar
and the Matterhorn.
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Mm-hmm.
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I got the power suit, the corner office.
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A closet doesn't get
installed in this town
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without me knowing about it.
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But one important
decision, and suddenly...
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I'm this pig-tailed
little girl in Mary Janes
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looking to Daddy to tell me I'm smart.
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Uh... it's too important
a decision to make right now.
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I'm just gonna take the rest
of the day to think about it.
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Okay, but Munich needs to know by 5:00.
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I know, but this is a tough choice.
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Is it?
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Hey, I brought your clothes for tonight.
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Oh, thank you honey, that's so sweet.
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- How's it going with, um...
- The wi-fi won't work,
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and this whole place
smells like Cup O' Noodles.
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Mom, this is April, Rainer's daughter.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
- Hi.
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So, I'm gonna look for a ladies' room.
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Do they have those in factories?
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Uh, we do, yes. It's just down the hall.
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- Just down the hall.
- Thanks, echo.
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[Scoffs]
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[Snickers, chuckles]
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What's so funny?
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Oh, just you dealing
with a teenage girl.
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Not as easy as it looks, is it?
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Excuse me. I'm doing just fine.
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Jay: Hey, kiddo.
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We gonna see you tonight
for the big vacation vote?
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You bet. Mind if I bring
an unbearable teenager?
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What's one more.
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Listen, I'm gonna run over to the club
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and scare up one last signature
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- for my cigar petition.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, have you decided on
what closet for the expo?
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- 'Cause I was thinking...
- No! No, no, no. No, thank you.
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I will let you know when I
have made my decision.
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Sure. Sandwich looks good.
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Does it? Does it look good to you?
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'Cause that doesn't mean
it's a good sandwich.
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It's not. As a matter of
fact, it's not a good sandwich.
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All right!
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- See you guys later tonight.
- Uh-huh.
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- Just do it.
- Okay.
252
00:08:48,205 --> 00:08:49,537
Jay: Luke?
253
00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:51,106
- [Car door closes]
- Buddy?
254
00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:55,577
Kevin, was that my grandson
taking off in that sportscar?
255
00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:56,818
Yeah, it was.
256
00:08:56,843 --> 00:08:58,847
That's quite a spin on that
response. What's going on?
257
00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:01,216
Maggie Braithwait has some work
for him to do around her house.
258
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,388
She's got an eye for the young ones.
259
00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:03,621
Should I be worried?
260
00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,086
She might try and pressure
him a little, but...
261
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,609
Luke's a smart kid, right?
262
00:09:09,138 --> 00:09:10,370
Damn it.
263
00:09:11,062 --> 00:09:12,383
Oh, thank God you're here.
264
00:09:12,408 --> 00:09:14,763
I can hear the Russians
upstairs laughing at democracy.
265
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,942
- All right, shall we?
- No. I work alone.
266
00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:19,182
If you hear two bodies
hit the floor, it's done.
267
00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:21,748
If you hear three, one
tried to get back up.
268
00:09:21,773 --> 00:09:23,172
Okay...
269
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,322
Oh! I'm so sorry!
270
00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:27,408
Phil!
271
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,405
Oh, Mitchell!
272
00:09:29,474 --> 00:09:31,618
Wow, that's crazy.
Is... is this your gym?
273
00:09:31,643 --> 00:09:32,675
- Yeah.
- Oh.
274
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,087
I was just heading into the post office.
275
00:09:34,112 --> 00:09:35,755
You mind keeping me company?
They're always quick.
276
00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,380
Oh, well, actually, I gotta...
277
00:09:37,823 --> 00:09:39,077
I don't have my keys.
278
00:09:39,102 --> 00:09:40,424
Oh, I must have dropped them.
279
00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,159
Oh, no. Well, I'll... I'll
help you check the gym.
280
00:09:42,184 --> 00:09:44,382
You remember what
machines you were using?
281
00:09:45,635 --> 00:09:46,968
All of them.
282
00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:50,051
We scoured that gym.
283
00:09:50,532 --> 00:09:52,442
It actually did take a crazy long time,
284
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,375
because Mitchell kept getting lost.
285
00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,652
But I still needed a little more time.
286
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,325
Ugh, sorry that took so long.
287
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:02,266
[Laughing] I can't pass
up a library book sale.
288
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,991
I mean, a dollar for as many magazines
289
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,326
as you can fit in the car.
290
00:10:05,351 --> 00:10:07,662
Yeah, National Geo...
291
00:10:07,731 --> 00:10:09,531
Ireland: Land of Savages.
292
00:10:09,556 --> 00:10:11,061
- How old are these?
- [Cellphone ringing]
293
00:10:11,086 --> 00:10:12,124
Hi, honey.
294
00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:14,811
Claire: Hey, Phil, I know you already
went to the store for O.J. this morning,
295
00:10:14,836 --> 00:10:16,718
but can you go back and
grab some wine for tonight?
296
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:17,875
You got it.
297
00:10:17,977 --> 00:10:19,143
Ciao, bella.
298
00:10:19,212 --> 00:10:20,912
You went out for orange
juice this morning?
299
00:10:21,013 --> 00:10:23,046
That's a coincidence. Cam did too.
300
00:10:23,071 --> 00:10:25,025
That is a coincidence.
That's... that's really...
301
00:10:25,050 --> 00:10:26,079
[Brakes squealing]
302
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,392
_
303
00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:29,782
_
304
00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:33,170
Every day, I take Joe to a
park in a Russian neighborhood.
305
00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,283
We like it there.
306
00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:35,843
I have picked up a few phrases
307
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:38,510
that the Russian nannies
tell to the Russian kids.
308
00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,734
_
309
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:41,759
_
310
00:10:41,781 --> 00:10:43,914
_
311
00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:46,906
_
312
00:10:47,087 --> 00:10:51,266
_
313
00:10:51,797 --> 00:10:54,094
_
314
00:10:55,462 --> 00:10:57,243
_
315
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,048
_
316
00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,649
_
317
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,469
_
318
00:11:07,094 --> 00:11:08,752
Well, it's pretty simple, Mitch.
319
00:11:08,778 --> 00:11:09,861
You just touch everything,
320
00:11:09,885 --> 00:11:11,397
and then when the tow truck guy shows up
321
00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:12,533
and sees your dirty paws,
322
00:11:12,558 --> 00:11:13,899
he knows you're a pro.
323
00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:16,545
Also, say "fan belt" as often as you...
324
00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,964
Mitchell?
325
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,600
Mitchell?
326
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:20,655
[Cellphone rings]
327
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,796
- Hello.
- The red panda's left the zoo.
328
00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,897
- Red panda?
- Mitchell's code name!
329
00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:27,200
I stalled him for as long
as I could, and he got away.
330
00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,508
Okay, well, how much time do I have?
331
00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,168
I'm not sure. I don't
really know where I am.
332
00:11:31,193 --> 00:11:32,195
All I can see is...
333
00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:34,086
- Oh, there's your house.
- What?
334
00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:36,132
- Cam.
- [Southern accent] Hi, sweetheart!
335
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,882
Save the Southern charm, Scarlett.
336
00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:38,954
Phil was clearly...
337
00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:40,289
- just trying to keep me from here.
- What?
338
00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:41,324
Yeah, I-I lost my keys,
339
00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:43,509
and sudden... suddenly
he shows up and...
340
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:46,310
Does this have something to do
with the thud we heard upstairs?
341
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:47,822
Mitchell, I... I say this with love,
342
00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:49,674
but you're coming unhinged.
343
00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,248
The suspicions, the accusations,
344
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:53,596
the mechanical sexual performance...
345
00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:55,435
Where has Mitchell gone?
346
00:11:55,504 --> 00:11:56,736
Yeah, I'm... but I'm not a doctor,
347
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,086
so if you think something's
going on upstairs,
348
00:11:58,111 --> 00:11:59,605
by all means, let's go take a look.
349
00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:00,773
You know, on the other hand,
350
00:12:00,798 --> 00:12:02,665
if I were a doctor,
351
00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:04,432
I would say,
352
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:06,734
"What's up with all the
conspiracy theories?"
353
00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:09,103
It's textbook paranoia.
354
00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:10,953
Everyone's talking about it.
355
00:12:10,978 --> 00:12:13,541
But again, not a doctor, so shall we?
356
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,377
Huh.
357
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:20,726
Well, you know, there are 30 different
ways to say "I'm sorry" in Russian.
358
00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:21,859
I'm sorry.
359
00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:23,830
Maybe I was being paranoid.
360
00:12:23,855 --> 00:12:24,943
Apology accepted,
361
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:27,800
and I'm sorry for calling
your lovemaking mechanical.
362
00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:30,043
I actually really like your
shy, school teacher character.
363
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:31,248
[Chuckles]
364
00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:39,753
El Conquistador Especial.
365
00:12:39,778 --> 00:12:41,187
My dad's brand.
366
00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:43,189
That doesn't explain
the lipstick, though.
367
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:45,525
No, my dad won't even wear Chapstick.
368
00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,495
He says it's a gateway balm.
369
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,223
- Grandpa?
- Oh, geez.
370
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:53,701
I knew I should have run that yellow.
371
00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:54,782
Where's your shirt?
372
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,784
Mrs. Braithwait wanted
me to move some boxes,
373
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,986
and told me to take it
off so it didn't get dirty.
374
00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,854
But I kinda feel dirty anyway.
375
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,656
Grab your shirt. We're leaving.
376
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:06,632
Luke, let's get those dirty,
tight pants in the wash.
377
00:13:06,988 --> 00:13:08,120
Oh, hello.
378
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:11,090
How are ya? I'm here to pick
up my barely-legal grandson.
379
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:12,393
I recognize you.
380
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,051
From the club, right? You're the one...
381
00:13:14,076 --> 00:13:16,221
fighting that silly new cigar rule.
382
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,427
Excuse me? Where'd you put my shirt?
383
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,649
Give us a minute, kid. It
is a dumb rule, isn't it.
384
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,989
It's terrible.
385
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:24,609
My late husband loved
smoking in the main lodge.
386
00:13:24,644 --> 00:13:26,231
Is that whose cologne
you made me put on?
387
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:27,812
Hey, hey, hey. Boxes, right?
388
00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:29,617
I've got a petition here.
389
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,513
Why don't you read it quick?
You might want to sign it.
390
00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:33,718
Oh, I'm not sure now's such a good time.
391
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:35,560
[Inhales sharply] My neck is so...
392
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:36,661
Luke, get in there.
393
00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,743
Put your magic fingers to work.
394
00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:46,069
Mm. How do you know my body this well?
395
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:47,658
Right there on the "X."
396
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,926
[Inhales sharply] Ooh...
397
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,362
Oh, you seem relaxed. [Laughs
nervously] I should stop.
398
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:52,996
Not just yet.
399
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,699
If it would be easier,
just hold the pen,
400
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,255
and I will move the paper underneath.
401
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,037
If I'd have known you were this
good, I would have had you do my feet.
402
00:14:01,062 --> 00:14:03,263
He's gonna get there.
He's working his way down.
403
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:04,309
Ahh.
404
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,343
Probably just your
initials would be okay.
405
00:14:06,522 --> 00:14:07,655
You know what?
406
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,490
If you don't mind, I'm
gonna sign this later,
407
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,614
send it home with Luke.
408
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,882
All right, come on.
409
00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:12,939
We're done.
410
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,095
Okay, but, uh...
411
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,088
you're definitely gonna sign it, right?
412
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:20,494
Definitely, promise.
413
00:14:20,518 --> 00:14:21,561
Bye-bye.
414
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:22,829
Luke, we should probably get upstairs
415
00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:24,688
and flip that mattress.
416
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,200
Luke, I'm sorry.
417
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:29,636
I forgot your mom needs you
home for your piano lesson.
418
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,894
- Let's go.
- Gotta run. See ya.
419
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,106
Took you long enough.
420
00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:34,664
Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds.
421
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:35,991
What could have happened?
422
00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:38,344
She asked me to do push-ups while
she put on her wedding dress.
423
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:40,593
Wow, she jumped right to
the Honeymoon Handshake.
424
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:41,681
It has a name?
425
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,211
Don't you and your dad ever talk?
426
00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:49,340
Okay, we've searched
everywhere for Stella.
427
00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:50,514
- No sign.
- Yet.
428
00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:52,525
Don't worry, we'll find her
before the gray goat does.
429
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:53,910
- Who?
- Jay.
430
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,198
Come on, guys,
431
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,972
I spend a lot of time
on those code names.
432
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,318
Okay, hurry, because he
takes a picture of her
433
00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:00,787
every day at the same time
434
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,549
because he's making a flip book.
435
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:05,455
Ay, watch out, watch out. I
think Mitchell is looking at us.
436
00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:06,816
Okay, I thought I cooled
his suspicions this morning.
437
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:07,868
Laugh and disperse.
438
00:15:07,893 --> 00:15:08,992
[Laughter]
439
00:15:09,028 --> 00:15:11,195
Ay! [Laughs]
440
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,186
- Hey, Mom. Red wine?
- Oh, thanks.
441
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,721
- Grandpa said you'd like it.
- Really?
442
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,056
Well, who cares what he thinks?
443
00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:19,776
Just 'cause he likes something,
I'm supposed to like it? Unreal.
444
00:15:19,801 --> 00:15:21,356
Mm, and of course, it's gross.
445
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,600
Okay, well, I'll just take it back then.
446
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,381
No, no! No need to make
a big deal out of things.
447
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:25,792
I'll just drink it.
448
00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:27,617
Hey! Any word from your dad?
449
00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:29,549
He texted me, like, two hours ago.
450
00:15:29,574 --> 00:15:31,215
I told him how you kept the
car running when you got gas
451
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,294
and could've blown me up.
452
00:15:32,319 --> 00:15:34,534
But you told him about
the fun things too right?
453
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,621
We had that huge cookie,
454
00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:37,857
you spun away from me fast
and got your hair in my mouth.
455
00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:38,903
[Camera shutter clicks]
456
00:15:38,928 --> 00:15:40,504
What was that for?
457
00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:43,183
My friend Betsy has an
Insta about sad stuff.
458
00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:44,873
Uh-huh...
459
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:53,278
- Oh, I-I wasn't...
- No, it's okay. I don't judge.
460
00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,080
- I'm wearing a clear coat on my nails.
- Ah.
461
00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:57,082
Yeah, I know, what a chowder head.
462
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:59,151
Hey, speaking of that
regional delicacy...
463
00:15:59,176 --> 00:16:00,876
I am not voting to go to Boston
464
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:04,014
just so we could see where America's
first ghoul was potty trained.
465
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,582
Care to wipe the lipstick off my neck
466
00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:07,565
from where you bit my head off?
467
00:16:07,856 --> 00:16:09,714
Hey... And why is there no orange juice?
468
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:11,371
My mom went out for some this morning.
469
00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:12,432
Really?
470
00:16:12,457 --> 00:16:13,734
That you find interesting?
471
00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:16,403
Might as well pack
for SeaWorld right now.
472
00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,124
Hey, guys, have you seen April?
473
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:20,169
Just saw her a minute ago.
474
00:16:20,194 --> 00:16:22,594
She had me pose for some
Instagram thing her friend does.
475
00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:23,676
[Groans]
476
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,065
What is this?
477
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,445
Clothes that don't come from a mall.
478
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,458
Hold on, hold on. I'm
supposed to be watching you.
479
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,541
I'm going to Betsy's.
My Uber's out front.
480
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,565
Who is this Betsy? Are
her parents even home?
481
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:35,735
And you're 14. You're
not Ubering anywhere.
482
00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:37,336
Also, you... you can lose the makeup
483
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:38,871
because you look like a prostitute
484
00:16:38,907 --> 00:16:40,119
at an electronics convention.
485
00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:42,627
Now, go wipe it off
and help set the table.
486
00:16:45,165 --> 00:16:46,308
[Door slams]
487
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,399
Huh.
488
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,384
What? I'm... I'm not used
to being all parenty, okay?
489
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,818
No, you did a great job.
490
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,520
Oh, thanks.
491
00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:55,422
I just felt weird 'cause you
were standing right there,
492
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,490
and you're, like, the expert.
493
00:16:56,525 --> 00:16:58,358
Oh, I am hardly the expert.
494
00:16:58,427 --> 00:16:59,559
I still...
495
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,587
I still have my own
stuff to work on. Hm.
496
00:17:02,612 --> 00:17:04,475
Maybe I shouldn't have
called her a prostitute?
497
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,333
You gotta have fun with it. Hm.
498
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,588
Hey, Dad.
499
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,847
I'm sorry that I barked at you today.
500
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,227
It's just with this
whole Expo decision...
501
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,484
[Groans]
502
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:21,279
I hate feeling like a little
girl that needs her daddy's help.
503
00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:25,033
But I guess there's no
harm in looking to the guy
504
00:17:25,058 --> 00:17:27,536
who's been knocking it out of
the park for 25 years, right?
505
00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:28,776
Nope.
506
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:32,565
And the best advice that guy could
give you is, go with you gut...
507
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:34,862
'cause you're good at this.
508
00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:36,799
Thanks. Thanks.
509
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,602
And I... and I have made a decision.
510
00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:41,886
I'm going with the Matterhorn.
511
00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:43,539
Huh.
512
00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:46,208
Damn it.
513
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:49,084
- Look who I found!
- [Gasps]
514
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,127
Thank God!
515
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,877
This is the first time
I'm so happy to see her.
516
00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:53,383
Let's get this shock
collar off, before he...
517
00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,890
- [Gasps]
- Jay: Hello, guys!
518
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,508
- There's my little baby.
- Ah!
519
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:57,995
You two, take these in the house.
520
00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,901
I've got a couple left in the
trunk. A little help, buddy.
521
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:01,791
- Oh, on the other side of the gate?
- Come on, Phil!
522
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,941
Couldn't they just circle back around?
523
00:18:07,412 --> 00:18:08,524
- [Electricity crackles]
- [Grunts]
524
00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:10,013
- Say what?
- It's nothing.
525
00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,448
All right, take that.
526
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,335
- [Electricity crackles]
- Oh, mama!
527
00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:25,553
What's wrong with you? Pick it up.
528
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,255
Yeah, let's do it. Let's pick it up.
529
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,433
- [Electricity crackles]
- Aah! Aah!
530
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,534
[Inhales sharply]
531
00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:30,653
What the hell's the matter with you?
532
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:31,914
Why are you making those sounds?
533
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,428
- I don't think that's... Mm.
- [Electricity crackles]
534
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:34,755
[Breathes shallowly]
535
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,355
All right, when you're done here,
come back 'cause there's more.
536
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:38,772
Okie-doke.
537
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:41,092
- [Electricity crackles]
- [Grunts]
538
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:42,360
What the hell is that?
539
00:18:42,462 --> 00:18:43,725
Is that a shock collar?
540
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,041
I don't know, but this is a shocked face
541
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:49,010
because I have never seen
something like that in my life.
542
00:18:49,035 --> 00:18:50,368
So you obviously bought it.
543
00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:52,701
I just didn't want Stella
to walk out in the street.
544
00:18:52,726 --> 00:18:54,282
That's what a leash is for!
545
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,676
You're a bad dog owner. Bad dog owner!
546
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,908
- Why did you have it?
- Well, I know why.
547
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,703
Yeah, because they're
all working together.
548
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:01,968
Mitchell: Oh, here we go.
549
00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:03,339
You should've heard his
paranoia this morning
550
00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:05,289
about the... the Russian renters?
551
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:06,968
Oh, I'm glad... I'm glad
you brought up the Russians
552
00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:08,562
because look at what I found!
553
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:10,702
That's my El Conquistador Especial.
554
00:19:10,727 --> 00:19:12,160
Gloria took that from me this morning.
555
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,261
Oh, let me guess,
556
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,330
right before she went
out to buy orange juice...
557
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:16,990
- That's right...
- Except for she wasn't.
558
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:19,568
She was with Cam getting
rid of the squatters
559
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:22,500
while I was being stalled by that man!
560
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,726
They helped me hide a reindeer!
561
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:25,950
From a year ago?
562
00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:27,585
Who knows how long
this has been going on.
563
00:19:27,654 --> 00:19:28,887
Okay, they've been in cahoots,
564
00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:30,616
covering up each other's mistakes
565
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:32,574
before we've even had
a chance to shame them.
566
00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:34,543
- [Gasps]
- Since this little alliance
567
00:19:34,578 --> 00:19:36,245
made a decision to go behind our backs,
568
00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:38,435
maybe we should make a
decision without them...
569
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,675
- Oh...
- Like where we're going on vacation.
570
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,003
- What?
- No, por favor, no!
571
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,033
What? No!
572
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,058
- You can't do that.
- I like it. I like it.
573
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,467
Let's do this. Let's go vote.
574
00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:47,222
[Indistinct conversation]
575
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,728
Yep. We've got it.
576
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,263
Okay. We've reached a decision.
577
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,630
Drum roll please.
578
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,498
[Out-of-rhythm drum plays]
579
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,075
Close enough.
580
00:19:55,469 --> 00:19:57,560
The family is going to...
581
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,829
- Italy!
- Ah! Yes!
582
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:02,375
- Oh, no!
- That's awesome!
583
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,877
- That's so awesome, guys!
- Jay: [Chuckles]
584
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:08,047
The cutest part is that
they think it was their idea.
585
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:09,789
- [Chuckles]
- [Laughs]
586
00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:12,385
[Laughter]
587
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:14,820
[Italian folk music plays]
588
00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,335
Mmm, what are you making?
589
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,804
I'm making an Italian dish
590
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,495
that Jay's mother used to make.
591
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,129
Jay: [Sniffs]
592
00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:22,597
Breakfast lasagna.
593
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,898
Great call, honey.
594
00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:28,528
♪ ♪
595
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:29,619
- Hi.
- Oh.
596
00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:31,272
Hey, sweetie, your
breakfast is on the table.
597
00:20:31,374 --> 00:20:32,927
Oh, what's this? Oh!
598
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:34,934
I've named him. It's Giovanni.
599
00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:37,953
I'm still thinking about
that movie last night.
600
00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:39,411
You picked a good one.
601
00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:42,291
Only the Italians could
make something that romantic.
602
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:43,982
Flapjacks for mi amore.
603
00:20:44,084 --> 00:20:45,250
Oh, grazie.
604
00:20:50,056 --> 00:20:51,868
No offense, Dad, but I'm
not sure these magazines
605
00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:53,962
are the treasure trove of
information you thought they were.
606
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,348
What are you talking about?
607
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,403
Glaciers: Now and Forever.
608
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,499
Canada: Our mysterious
Neighbor to the North.
609
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,886
Don't hate these photos
of the lost tribes.
610
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,710
That's a human head
hanging off her skirt.
611
00:21:03,742 --> 00:21:05,882
Kids, these magazines
harken back to a time
612
00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:07,977
when man had to forage
and fight for his foods.
613
00:21:08,002 --> 00:21:09,439
You guys have it too easy nowadays.
614
00:21:09,464 --> 00:21:10,806
You can lay around eating snacks saying,
615
00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:12,798
"Okay, Google, dim the kitchen lights."
616
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,072
Woman: Sure thing.
617
00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,438
Go ahead, Dad.
618
00:21:17,463 --> 00:21:19,396
Okay, Google,
619
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:21,649
show me a video of a kangaroo
620
00:21:21,674 --> 00:21:25,001
playing badminton with a pirate.
621
00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:26,526
Woman: Sure, playing on YouTube.
622
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,885
What?! [Laughs]
623
00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:35,607
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