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I got a plan for Baal.
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I'm going to find him, take my chainsaw,
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shove it right up his ass.
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The book,
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it did something to me.
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It feels like something inside of me
that's trying to come out.
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Pablo, you're our only
hope of stopping Baal.
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Hey, quit fucking around.
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Find the spell we need
to send this asshole home.
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- You slayed that shit.
- You did it, Pablo!
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I know what you're all saying.
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Ash Williams, saved everybody.
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Yep, probably going
to have a statue made,
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and a parade in my honor.
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You know what?
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I'd give it all up,
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just to have my little
Mexican buddy back.
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Oh, my, my Honduran-Mexican buddy back.
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Here's to you. Oh, yeah.
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Nothing helps, does it?
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Of course, you don't answer. Whoops.
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Because you're dead!
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This is bullshit.
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Pablo didn't have to die.
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- I should've saved him.
- You couldn't have.
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It was the only way.
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Everybody dies.
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Yeah, easy for you to say.
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Pablo's entire lifespan
measured about a second,
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- compared to yours.
- Didn't he make that second count?
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In defeating Baal, he achieved more
than I did in thousands of years.
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Oh man, you can really
taste the angel dust.
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Ah, but no matter how baked I get,
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you're still gone, buddy.
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Man, I wish I could just go back
in time, and undo all this.
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So just do it.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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"Do it?" Do what?
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If you could go back in time,
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and change one moment in your life,
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what would it be?
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Oh, no brainer.
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The moment I picked up
the stupid book at the cabin.
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So just change it.
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Make sure you never,
ever pick up that book.
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Like ever.
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That's a good one.
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How?
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Do exactly what you said.
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Go back in time, and undo all this.
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Of course! I've done it before.
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- I went to the Middle Ages.
- Yeah.
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And I can go back in time,
change history,
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fix all this, and you'll
be alive again, Pablo.
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Get in the car!
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Okay, I need you
to read this, right now.
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Absolutely not.
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- Too risky.
- Read it.
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Ash, even if it works, we could
damage so much more than we can fix.
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Hey guys, can you stop speaking in code,
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and tell me what the fuck
you're talking about?
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I'll do you one better. I'll show you.
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Ash, you're upset.
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You should not be behind
the wheel of a car.
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Yes, I'm upset.
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Yes, I'm behind the wheel.
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Yes, I'm drunk.
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And maybe my license isn't
the fancy kind from the DMV.
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But at least I'm drunk!
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Now you better read
that spell right now,
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or we're all going to meet Pablo!
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Ash, stop the fucking car!
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Just do what he says!
He's thinking even less than usual!
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She's doing it! Stop the fucking car!
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She's reading it!
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Not until she's done!
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Linda, I'm going to fix everything,
and come back for you!
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Hey, if Linda didn't hear that,
could someone please tell her?!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Car wash!
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What the actual fuck?
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Welcome to the 80s, kid.
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We're in the 80s?
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As in the 1980s?
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1982. Come on, Kelly. Keep up.
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But... how?
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There are infinite timelines,
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and always a primary "present" you,
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which remains constant,
but the Necronomicon...
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- Boring.
- I'd like the explanation.
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Okay look, if young me never
reads from that book,
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then evil will not plague my life,
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and Pablo will be alive again.
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That's all you have to understand.
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- He's right.
- Course I am.
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Wait a minute.
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My dad's around here.
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I got to see the old bird.
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Don't you dare.
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That kind of interaction could cause
profound causality paradoxes.
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Think about it.
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I know the sports scores for 30 years.
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- No.
- Jeez.
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Okay, so, now that we've time travelled,
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we just go back to the cabin
to snatch the book
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before young Ash can read from it.
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And that's all we do. Got it?
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I'm just saying this is the year
the Lions got in the playoffs
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with a losing record.
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We can make some serious scratch.
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No.
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Wow.
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Wh-where, where...
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- Oh.
- How-how...
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Don't worry about it, pal. Here you go.
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That'll help you forget
that you just saw a car
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drive through a time portal
from the future.
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No, no, I can't drink.
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- My family has a history...
- Come on. One little nip.
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Your life will be exactly the same.
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Come on. Let's change history.
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Ha!
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Come on. Come on.
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Out of the way, Safety Boy!
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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Now don't you worry, my little burrito.
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You'll be safe in this trunk
while we change history,
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and bring you back to life.
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Kelly, got the letter I wrote?
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"Don't panic. It's 1982.
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"We're in the cabin.
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"If your..."
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no apostrophe...
"reading this, you're not dead.
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"P.S., you were dead."
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Perfect.
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- All right.
- Dude, how are you smiling?
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- Pablo's dead.
- Because this is temporary.
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Because I came up with
a sweet plan to get him back?
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As sweet as your plan that got
him killed in the first place?
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Hey, that plan worked.
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We defeated Baal.
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And this plan's going to...
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No.
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No.
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I haven't been to the cabin yet.
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I haven't read from the book.
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This can't be happening.
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Apparently it can.
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Run!
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Still got it.
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Oh, hell.
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My evil mistress in the woods.
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This is going to be our last tango.
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And this time,
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you're going to follow my lead, biotch.
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Okay, book, book, book.
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Who's got the...
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Wait a minute.
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I thought it was here.
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Or did I find it in the cellar?
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With Scott...?
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Oh!
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Oh, you.
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Okay, Ash. It's just a stupid nail.
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Stay focused.
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I'm checking you last.
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Ash!
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I swear, he's like a superhero,
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whose special power
is "ruining everything."
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As much as it pains me to say it,
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he's proven himself
to be inexplicably "effective."
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I'm guessing that English
is your second or third language
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next to Sumerian,
or she-devil or whatever...
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but that's not effectiveness.
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It's called dumb luck.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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There's got to be a better way.
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Yeah.
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Kind of like an evil snake bite.
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Oh.
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Too salty.
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Get out!
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Ooh!
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Oh.
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Time to spice up your life, huh?!
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You like it hot?!
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You like it hot?!
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Ow!
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Soup's on!
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Whoa!
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Fuck you, Ash! Fuck you!
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Fuck you, motherfucker!
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Hey, little guy.
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How do you like your eggs?
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Scrambled?!
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Who's next?! Who's next?!
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Hello?
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Is somebody out there?
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Please! Help me!
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Please!
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I'm trapped!
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Incredible.
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We didn't even make it to the cabin
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before Ash's brilliant
plan freaked the toaster.
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You know once we destroy the book,
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you don't have to follow him anymore.
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You can forge your own path.
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Who says I'm not already forging?
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I make my own choices, okay?
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I could forge the shit out of my path,
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- if I wanted to.
- I don't doubt it.
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Whoever's following us, come out now,
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or I start spraying!
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Let's keep going, huh?
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Who's there?
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Please. Help.
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Who is that?
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He's chained me up,
and he won't let me go.
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Who chained you up?
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I said who chained you up?
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My husband. He's going to kill me.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Henrietta.
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How do I know you?
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We've met before.
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Uh actually, not yet.
Not for you, anyway.
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Please let me go.
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My husband, he's found some...
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Book of the Dead,
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and... I don't know, it's...
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- changed him somehow.
- Where's the book now?
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I have no idea,
I'm chained to the damn wall!
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I can help you find it.
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Please, let me go,
before he kills us both.
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There's a key there, on the table.
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Please!
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How dare you.
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Hiding inside a little old lady.
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You must take me for a grade A chump!
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What are you doing?
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Listen up, cupcake.
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I'm from the future,
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so all of your Deadite
mumbo jumbo isn't new to me.
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You can pop now,
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you can pop later,
I don't give a rat's ass.
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All I care about is that book,
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and you're going to tell me where it is,
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- right now!
- Ow!
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Stop! You're worse than my husband!
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I can do this all day, sugar lips.
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It's him.
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Welcome to my cabin in the woods.
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It is.
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It's really nice.
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Looks like he's got a hot little
number on the side, too.
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Good for him.
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- Uh, I mean, uh, men are such pigs.
- This can be yours.
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He's going to torture her,
just like he tortured me.
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Professor Knowby, I can't thank
you enough for the extra credit.
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You're a good student.
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You deserve it.
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Now, your roommates aren't
going to be worried about you,
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being away for the weekend?
269
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,369
Oh, well, I live alone.
270
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,347
I had a cat, but it just ran away
for absolutely no reason.
271
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,674
So, it's really just me.
272
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,176
More time to focus on your work.
273
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,574
Uh, it's just the wind.
274
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,423
Now, before we start these
translations, there's...
275
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,025
just something I need
you to help me with.
276
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,460
Please, there's no time.
277
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,560
- The key!
- No.
278
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,197
Not until I know where that book is.
279
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,598
- Now spill.
- Unlock me first.
280
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,999
Not a chance.
281
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,868
He always keeps it with him,
so the book is here now.
282
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,838
Just let me go, and I'll show you!
283
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,873
Please! I'm not whatever you think I am!
284
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,214
Please... don't let him hurt me again.
285
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,515
Down here.
286
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,317
- Down.
- Down there?
287
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,484
Right.
288
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,355
Gosh, it's cold.
289
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,524
You'll forgive the darkness.
290
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,725
And the dirt.
291
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,828
And the cobwebs.
292
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:25,365
Maybe we should head back upstairs?
293
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,301
Where there's more... light?
294
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,571
Tanya, I'm sorry.
295
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,540
I fear I may have deceived you.
296
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,744
You're not really
here to help me translate.
297
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,246
What do you mean, Professor?
298
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,315
Wh-why am I here?
299
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,417
For something much more important.
300
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,363
What the fu...
301
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,531
Fuck!
302
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,635
Fuck!
303
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,170
Oh, my dear, I'm so sorry.
304
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,273
Does it hurt?
305
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,613
Can I offer you some Ibuprofen?
306
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,942
What?! Yes, it fucking hurts!
307
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,613
Truly, I can't apologize enough.
308
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,448
This really is my only option.
309
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,581
Jesus... you were right.
310
00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:20,807
Guy's a dick.
311
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,589
And he's going to kill her too.
312
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,657
We need to stop him.
313
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,927
Why are you doing this?!
314
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,129
I have no choice.
315
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,766
On my last expedition,
I found the Necronomicon.
316
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,702
I became obsessed with its power.
317
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,671
It called to me...
318
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,239
overtook me.
319
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:43,001
Please... he's a monster.
320
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,577
So, I read from the book,
321
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,178
and summoned the Kandarian Demon.
322
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,883
It was magnificent.
323
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,387
Unlike anything I've ever seen.
324
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,047
Okay, I got this. Go hide.
325
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,256
Okay.
326
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,358
Until it possessed my wife, Henrietta.
327
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,261
That's why she's chained up down here.
328
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,832
You got to be kidding me.
329
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,035
Nothing else worked.
330
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,638
Maybe I can find a way to get
the demon out of her,
331
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,739
and into you.
332
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,444
That lying old witch.
333
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,948
Oh, no.
334
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,785
You brought us home a third!
335
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,754
How naughty of you!
336
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,461
What?
337
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,063
The book, it's just been opened.
338
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,923
I'm going to stomp you a new
mud hole to suck out your soul!
339
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,192
I should've slapped you harder!
340
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,801
Ah! Ruby, help!
341
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,012
Kelly!
342
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,515
Ha!
343
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:33,019
That chin of yours is an easy target!
344
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,187
Yeah? Now it's my turn, jelly belly.
345
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,096
Help me!
346
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,896
Please! Please!
Can you get me out of here!?
347
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,209
Help! Let go!
348
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,589
Stab it in its eye!
349
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,939
The good news is,
now I can add "Demonic Tree"
350
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,693
to the list of things that have
tried to murder me since I met Ash.
351
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,935
Could have been worse.
Let's go find him.
352
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,049
Okay! Hey, hey!
353
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,150
Listen to me!
354
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,686
Shouting is not going
to loosen the trap.
355
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,020
You got to stop!
356
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,225
Okay, thank you.
357
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,427
Now looks like you're stuck
in there pretty good.
358
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,263
Good news is, if we have
to amputate to get you out,
359
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:53,600
I'm your guy.
360
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,202
It may not seem like it,
but this is your lucky day.
361
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,670
My name is Ash Williams.
362
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,071
I'm a hero from the future.
363
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,940
I'm here to save the world from evil.
364
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,320
Again.
365
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,446
I'm Tanya.
366
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,015
I'm a student from Wisconsin.
367
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,983
I was here to help
the professor with his book.
368
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,083
Stupid Necronomicon!
369
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,054
Jeez, I'm sorry.
370
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,089
That thing has been
a festering boil on my ass
371
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,258
for most of my adult life.
372
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,160
But it ends today. Believe that.
373
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,275
Yep, working on it.
374
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,510
Give me a break, I got one hand!
375
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,965
Jesus!
376
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,454
Ash, stop!
377
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,856
I can't!
378
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,858
I can't!
379
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,195
Let go!
380
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,664
I'm stuck!
381
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,466
- Stuck!
- Oh!
382
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,339
Tanya, stop the Professor!
383
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,676
Don't let him take that book!
384
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:12,211
Bye-bye, dear.
385
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,046
Let's have some fun!
386
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,848
Why wait?
387
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,024
- Ah!
- Huh?!
388
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,695
You call that fun?
389
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,834
Professor! Professor! Please!
390
00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:35,968
I'm sorry, Tanya.
391
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,068
Please!
392
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:40,106
I'm not normally like this, I swear!
393
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,374
Oh, you're a fucking asshole!
394
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,385
He's locked the door!
395
00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,126
Knowby! You open this goddamn door!
396
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,393
Get back here!
397
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:06,298
Boo! I see you!
398
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,938
You're both dirty birds.
399
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,240
And I'm going to hurt you,
400
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:17,109
real, real...
401
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,881
bad.
402
00:26:18,906 --> 00:26:23,906
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