1 00:00:00,022 --> 00:00:02,014 Previously on The Last Man on Earth... 2 00:00:02,039 --> 00:00:03,187 You are not okay, 3 00:00:03,188 --> 00:00:05,355 - and I want to help you. - I don't need your help! 4 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:07,482 I hate you! You're a monster! 5 00:00:07,518 --> 00:00:10,415 God, I'm gonna have to find a new hideout. 6 00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:15,424 This looks like a good place for Mama's hideaway. 7 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,650 Melissa... she's gone. 8 00:00:18,675 --> 00:00:22,701 I'm in the elevator! Please, please help me! 9 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:27,436 Oh, my God. It says good-bye. 10 00:00:27,471 --> 00:00:29,605 - What do we do? - Hey, don't worry, T-Bone. 11 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,206 I got this, huh? 12 00:00:31,242 --> 00:00:33,709 Okay, the note Melissa left says "good-bye." 13 00:00:33,744 --> 00:00:36,078 Those are our clues. "Good" and "bye." 14 00:00:36,113 --> 00:00:37,679 What do we know about this message? 15 00:00:37,715 --> 00:00:39,381 Okay, "bye" means she's left. 16 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:40,782 That's what you say when you're leaving. 17 00:00:40,818 --> 00:00:43,352 "Good" means good. She wishes us well. 18 00:00:43,387 --> 00:00:44,720 I don't think this is helping. 19 00:00:44,755 --> 00:00:47,256 This is not helping. We got to be smarter about this. 20 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:50,346 What do we know? What do we know? What we do know? Okay. 21 00:00:50,371 --> 00:00:52,361 We know the note says "good-bye," okay? 22 00:00:52,396 --> 00:00:53,895 We know she wrote it by hand. 23 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:55,697 We're not dealing with an amateur here. 24 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:57,641 She's left places before. She's good. 25 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:58,967 Tandy, we're wasting time. 26 00:00:59,003 --> 00:01:00,202 Just saying we're wasting time 27 00:01:00,237 --> 00:01:02,179 is a waste of time in itself, okay? 28 00:01:02,204 --> 00:01:03,205 But he does have a point. 29 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,307 We know that the first 48 hours are crucial. 30 00:01:05,342 --> 00:01:08,443 We know that nobody is ever found after the first 48 hours. 31 00:01:08,479 --> 00:01:11,021 Oh, oh, oh, oh! Maybe it stands for something! 32 00:01:11,046 --> 00:01:12,314 Maybe it stands for something! 33 00:01:12,349 --> 00:01:14,883 Yes. Okay, "good-bye." "G" is for "gone." 34 00:01:14,918 --> 00:01:17,052 "O" is for "outside." Another "O," 35 00:01:17,087 --> 00:01:18,553 reaffirming the previous "outside." 36 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:20,956 "D" is for "duh," as in it's a no-brainer 37 00:01:20,991 --> 00:01:23,125 that she's outside. "B" is for "bye." 38 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,357 That's, uh, part of the word. "Y" is for "yes, 39 00:01:25,382 --> 00:01:27,396 you're on the right track with all the letters thus far." 40 00:01:27,431 --> 00:01:30,499 And "E," uh... E, E, 41 00:01:30,534 --> 00:01:31,566 E, E, uh, 42 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:33,935 - uh, uh, uh, "eagle." - Tandy, 43 00:01:33,971 --> 00:01:35,771 maybe we should just crack this code on the road. 44 00:01:35,806 --> 00:01:37,105 Totally, Carol. Okay. 45 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:38,473 - Oh, my God, there she is! - Huh? 46 00:01:38,509 --> 00:01:40,142 Is what I want to hear from someone 47 00:01:40,177 --> 00:01:42,244 within the next 47 hours and 50 minutes. 48 00:01:42,279 --> 00:01:43,749 Okay, let's jet. Come on, go! 49 00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:45,741 - We've wasted time. - Right, Tandy. 50 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:05,634 Carol, come on, let's go! 51 00:02:05,669 --> 00:02:07,803 Hey! Hey! 52 00:02:07,838 --> 00:02:09,771 Hey, I'm in here! 53 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:11,640 - What's going on, bud? - I don't know. 54 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:14,343 She's, like, taking a dump or something, gosh. 55 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:16,345 Carol! 56 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:18,180 Stupid frigging gun. 57 00:02:18,215 --> 00:02:20,182 Hey, hey! 58 00:02:28,462 --> 00:02:30,834 All right, okay! 59 00:02:30,861 --> 00:02:34,578 I was just leaving a note for Gail so she knows where we are. 60 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:38,195 Help! Help. 61 00:02:38,402 --> 00:02:39,468 Come on. 62 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:52,597 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 63 00:02:54,548 --> 00:02:55,781 Melissa. 64 00:02:57,181 --> 00:02:58,520 Melissa. 65 00:02:59,757 --> 00:03:01,723 Melissa. 66 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:04,593 Hey, bud. 67 00:03:04,628 --> 00:03:06,895 We didn't see anything. You? 68 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:09,264 No. Same here. 69 00:03:09,299 --> 00:03:10,660 I'm gonna head towards Milpitas. 70 00:03:10,685 --> 00:03:12,000 You check out Saratoga. 71 00:03:12,035 --> 00:03:13,268 Let's call it for the night. 72 00:03:13,303 --> 00:03:15,437 Everyone's massively pooped. 73 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:17,906 Nah. I'm not going back till I find her, Tandy. 74 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:20,876 Hey, Todd. 75 00:03:20,911 --> 00:03:21,910 Yeah? 76 00:03:21,945 --> 00:03:23,912 Find her. 77 00:03:26,176 --> 00:03:27,548 Okay. 78 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:31,158 Melissa. 79 00:03:31,889 --> 00:03:33,088 Melissa? 80 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,925 Bunch of frigging turds. 81 00:03:38,415 --> 00:03:40,749 Course, I would have found them by now. 82 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:50,705 Well, you know what they say, Gordon. 83 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:54,142 If you want something done, you got to do it yourself. 84 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:00,882 All right, lawn chair, 85 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,765 hope you've got your affairs in order, 86 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,865 'cause you're about to meet your maker. 87 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:08,458 Cause of death: Gail Klosterman. 88 00:04:14,097 --> 00:04:16,064 Okay. 89 00:04:23,287 --> 00:04:24,637 Okay, so we already 90 00:04:24,662 --> 00:04:26,308 - checked Sunnyvale. - Yeah. 91 00:04:26,343 --> 00:04:28,107 - And Campbell. - Yeah. 92 00:04:28,632 --> 00:04:30,009 And Los Gatos. 93 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:33,169 Don't forget these areas. 94 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:35,450 And then if we jump on the freeway, 95 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:37,496 we could maybe get south. 96 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:39,240 I don't know, maybe she got that far 97 00:04:39,265 --> 00:04:42,266 - if she stole a car or something. - Okay. 98 00:04:44,228 --> 00:04:46,261 And this area right here. 99 00:04:47,536 --> 00:04:48,629 Okay. 100 00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:51,299 You head this way, yeah, and we'll just, like, 101 00:04:51,335 --> 00:04:52,834 look at these... 102 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:55,214 And, um, I don't know, maybe tomorrow, 103 00:04:55,239 --> 00:04:58,110 we just get on the freeway in this area. 104 00:04:58,135 --> 00:05:00,609 And then, if we have time, we come over here.... 105 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,444 Good morning, Vietnam. 106 00:05:02,479 --> 00:05:05,547 - Hey, Tandy. - Hey, Tandy. 107 00:05:05,582 --> 00:05:08,149 Notice anything different about me? 108 00:05:08,628 --> 00:05:10,652 You're wearing a dinosaur suit? 109 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:13,121 No, I'm not. Oh, no! Wha-Wha... 110 00:05:13,156 --> 00:05:16,326 Oh, good God, have I turned into a dinosaur? 111 00:05:16,351 --> 00:05:20,028 No...! 112 00:05:20,063 --> 00:05:21,563 Oh, 113 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:24,466 JK. No, I'm wearing a dinosaur suit. Yeah. 114 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:25,567 That's ridiculous. 115 00:05:25,602 --> 00:05:27,202 Oh, really, huh? 116 00:05:27,237 --> 00:05:29,037 Well, let me ask you a question, Lewis. 117 00:05:29,072 --> 00:05:30,539 Uh, what were you wearing last night 118 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,040 when you were searching for Melissa? 119 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:33,909 - A shirt and pants. - Huh. 120 00:05:33,944 --> 00:05:36,211 And how many Melissas did you find? 121 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:37,212 None. 122 00:05:37,247 --> 00:05:38,580 None. Huh. 123 00:05:38,615 --> 00:05:41,251 So, uh, yeah, I'm no math doctor, 124 00:05:41,276 --> 00:05:44,819 but that seems to me one less than we were searching for. 125 00:05:44,855 --> 00:05:47,322 And you think wearing that suit is gonna help find her? 126 00:05:47,357 --> 00:05:49,491 You catch crazy with crazy. 127 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:51,192 Huh? It's simple logic. 128 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:53,615 I feel like that might scare her off even further. 129 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,491 It's not gonna scare her. 130 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,966 Aah! No! 131 00:05:58,001 --> 00:05:59,515 - No! - Oh, no, Todd. 132 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,937 - Wait, wait! Wait. Wait. - No! No! 133 00:06:01,972 --> 00:06:03,346 - Todd, Todd. - Aah! 134 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:06,184 - Bud, it's me. It's me. It's me, Tandy. - Oh... okay. 135 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:09,178 - Oh, God, you scared me to death, bud. - I'm so sorry. 136 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,162 I'm so sorry. Just so you know, 137 00:06:11,187 --> 00:06:13,840 dinosaurs have not been around for, like, 138 00:06:13,865 --> 00:06:14,849 thousands of years. 139 00:06:14,885 --> 00:06:16,851 I know. I'm just so tired, bud. 140 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:18,920 I was out all last night. I just stopped by 141 00:06:18,956 --> 00:06:21,356 for some power bars and coffee before I head back out. 142 00:06:21,391 --> 00:06:24,225 I'm worried about you. You need to get some sleep, bud. 143 00:06:24,261 --> 00:06:26,027 No, I'm fine. I need to do this. 144 00:06:26,063 --> 00:06:28,408 I just need to amp up with a little more java. 145 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:31,242 Hey. Has anybody seen my mom? 146 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,234 She didn't sleep in her bed last night. 147 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:34,664 She said she was going on vacation, 148 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:37,109 but she didn't pack a bag and none of her wines are gone. 149 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:38,650 Oh, don't worry. Gail does that. 150 00:06:38,675 --> 00:06:40,865 She'll be back in a couple of days, reeking of booze, 151 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:42,711 but she'll be high on life. 152 00:06:42,746 --> 00:06:44,012 And some drugs. 153 00:06:44,047 --> 00:06:45,814 Okay, that's such a relief. 154 00:06:45,849 --> 00:06:48,116 'Cause there was just this little part of me that thought 155 00:06:48,151 --> 00:06:50,986 - that maybe she left 'cause of me. - Why is that? 156 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:52,954 'Cause she said she was leaving 'cause of me. 157 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,723 And you got that from that? 158 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,591 Yeah. She wouldn't do that, right? 159 00:06:56,627 --> 00:06:59,394 Not a chance. Right, guys? 160 00:06:59,429 --> 00:07:00,595 - N-No. - No. 161 00:07:00,631 --> 00:07:02,130 No. No. 162 00:07:02,165 --> 00:07:03,398 Okay, guys, 163 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:04,724 we're spending a lot of time 164 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:05,778 talking about someone 165 00:07:05,803 --> 00:07:07,402 we're pretty sure is not missing, 166 00:07:07,437 --> 00:07:08,870 while someone we know is missing 167 00:07:08,905 --> 00:07:11,139 is out there and possibly in danger. 168 00:07:11,174 --> 00:07:14,542 Todd's right. Hey, let's keep our eyes on the prize. 169 00:07:16,613 --> 00:07:18,580 Whoa. 170 00:07:21,618 --> 00:07:23,585 Real hard to see in this thing. 171 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:29,098 - Melissa. - Melissa! 172 00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:32,044 - Melissa? - Melissa! 173 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:33,493 Melissa? 174 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:35,581 Mom. 175 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,457 Lewis, why are we stopping? 176 00:07:38,482 --> 00:07:40,619 Uh... I want to check out that shrub. 177 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,561 Think it's a Comprosma rugosa. Very rare. 178 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:46,336 At this latitude? I thought they were indigenous 179 00:07:46,361 --> 00:07:47,927 to the grasslands of New Zealand. 180 00:07:47,962 --> 00:07:48,928 He's taking a pee. 181 00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:50,696 Oh. 182 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:51,697 Melissa. 183 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:52,932 Mom. 184 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:54,266 Melissa. 185 00:07:54,302 --> 00:07:56,235 Guys, guys! 186 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,603 I found something. 187 00:07:58,802 --> 00:08:00,235 A frigging hula hoop. 188 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:01,423 Come on, Tandy. 189 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:04,297 Tag's still on. That'll be good for resale. 190 00:08:04,782 --> 00:08:06,682 Little help here? 191 00:08:07,649 --> 00:08:08,714 No? 192 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:11,410 Okay, I got it. 193 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,954 Melissa. 194 00:08:14,989 --> 00:08:17,178 - Mom. - Carol, I thought we talked about this. 195 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:18,334 We're looking for Melissa. 196 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,559 - Yeah, but Gail's... - Gail is fine. 197 00:08:21,483 --> 00:08:22,962 Sorry, I just... 198 00:08:22,997 --> 00:08:24,830 No, I'm sorry. We just need to focus, all right? 199 00:08:24,866 --> 00:08:26,098 Of course. 200 00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:28,901 - Melissa! - Melissa! 201 00:08:28,936 --> 00:08:30,302 Mom! 202 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:32,465 Oh, I'm so sorry... old habits. 203 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:33,689 Melissa. 204 00:08:35,176 --> 00:08:36,609 Melissa. 205 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:40,479 Melissa. 206 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,484 False alarm. 207 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,618 Hey, it's gonna get dark soon. Should we head back? 208 00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:46,318 We're not going back till we find her. 209 00:08:48,222 --> 00:08:49,188 Melissa. 210 00:08:49,223 --> 00:08:50,523 Melissa! 211 00:08:50,558 --> 00:08:52,969 Melissa, please. 212 00:08:52,994 --> 00:08:54,961 Got it. 213 00:08:57,064 --> 00:08:58,664 Todd? 214 00:08:59,194 --> 00:09:00,299 Todd. 215 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,135 Okay, so he's out. 216 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:04,603 Now, what are we gonna do here? 217 00:09:04,639 --> 00:09:06,191 I mean, I want to find Melissa, too, 218 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:07,206 but she could be anywhere. 219 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,966 We just can't keep searching forever. 220 00:09:08,991 --> 00:09:10,788 Yeah, she could be in another state by now. 221 00:09:10,813 --> 00:09:12,044 Maybe even another country. 222 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:13,946 Yeah, she didn't respond to the dinosaur, 223 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,821 so she must be very far away. 224 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,707 Look, chances are she's gonna eventually 225 00:09:17,732 --> 00:09:18,784 come back home on her own, 226 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,186 so we should just wait for her there. 227 00:09:20,221 --> 00:09:22,888 Yeah. let's go home. Maybe Gail's back. 228 00:09:22,924 --> 00:09:24,390 I'll tell him the news. 229 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:28,961 Todd. 230 00:09:30,686 --> 00:09:31,952 Todd. 231 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:33,666 Boy, is he out. 232 00:09:37,730 --> 00:09:38,571 Todd! 233 00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:40,139 - Aah! - Oh, bro-dawg, it's me! 234 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:41,140 It's me! It's me! 235 00:09:41,175 --> 00:09:43,909 It's me, Tandy. 236 00:09:43,945 --> 00:09:46,145 Oh, Todd, we got to get you home, bud. 237 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:48,639 - No, we got to keep looking. - Walking around, 238 00:09:48,664 --> 00:09:51,246 shouting "Melissa" is just not working, man. 239 00:09:51,271 --> 00:09:54,587 Well, it works a hell of a lot better than doing nothing. 240 00:09:54,622 --> 00:09:55,821 Come on, Todd, please. 241 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,189 - Todd. - No, no, no, 242 00:09:57,225 --> 00:10:00,125 you enjoy your sleep, okay? 243 00:10:00,161 --> 00:10:02,933 - Todd. - Todd, think about what you're doing. 244 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,330 Please, Todd. 245 00:10:04,365 --> 00:10:06,065 Todd, come back. 246 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,066 Todd. 247 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:11,704 - Oh! - Oh... 248 00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:16,175 He literally hit the wall. 249 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,824 Melissa! 250 00:10:19,935 --> 00:10:22,181 Todd speed, my friend. 251 00:10:22,216 --> 00:10:24,550 Todd speed. 252 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:26,955 You hear that? 253 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:30,489 I said "Godspeed," but with "Todd" instead. 254 00:10:30,524 --> 00:10:31,624 Boom. 255 00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:38,530 Todd! 256 00:10:38,566 --> 00:10:40,032 You ought to get some sleep, bud. 257 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,467 Yeah, I was out all last night again. 258 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,836 I figured a shower might wake me up before I head back out. 259 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:54,780 Hey, bud, you okay? 260 00:10:54,815 --> 00:10:56,715 Yeah, I'm fine, it's just the... 261 00:10:56,751 --> 00:10:58,417 water from the shower. 262 00:10:59,422 --> 00:11:00,653 Hey. 263 00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:02,554 Hey, get in here. 264 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,390 Get in here. Oh. 265 00:11:05,593 --> 00:11:07,960 Hey, everything's gonna be okay, okay? 266 00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:09,495 We're gonna find her, you hear me? 267 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:10,896 It's just hard, you know? 268 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,098 Because I'm the reason she left. 269 00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:15,334 Maybe I should've just had a baby with her! 270 00:11:15,369 --> 00:11:17,487 Would a penis compliment make you feel you better? 271 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:18,658 - No. - No, 'cause got... 272 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:20,683 a real solid one down there, yeah. 273 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,808 It's the exact size it should be for your body. 274 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:25,481 It's a tad pale, but nothing a little sun can't cure. 275 00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:26,403 Tandy. 276 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,280 I'm kidding, it's the perfect color. 277 00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:31,709 And I'm sorry to imply otherwise, even jokingly, okay? 278 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,301 Tandy, you want to make me feel better? 279 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,620 More than anything. 280 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,055 Then help me find her. 281 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:37,256 You got it. 282 00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:38,624 Okay, let's get back to basics. 283 00:11:38,659 --> 00:11:41,026 What'd that note say? Okay, it said "good" and "bye." 284 00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:42,813 Now, backwards, that's "eyb doog." 285 00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:44,530 No, Tandy, forget the damn note! 286 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,265 Okay, uh, what else do we know? 287 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,500 Uh, we know that she's wearing a prison outfit. 288 00:11:48,536 --> 00:11:50,477 We know that she's been digging holes in walls. 289 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,321 We know that she left under cover of darkness. 290 00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:53,772 Oh, my God. I know where she is, Tandy. 291 00:11:53,808 --> 00:11:55,441 A prison outfit store! 292 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,091 Yes, that's so obvious. 293 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:57,974 No. 294 00:11:57,999 --> 00:11:59,411 A hole digging store? 295 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:00,879 - Uh, a cover of darkness store. - No. 296 00:12:00,915 --> 00:12:03,015 Todd, these stores simply don't exist. 297 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,610 Tandy, she's in Zihuatanejo. 298 00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:05,408 Zihuatanejo? 299 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,003 Yeah, it's where Andy and Red go 300 00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:08,211 at the end of Shawshank. 301 00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:09,989 Spoiler, dude. God. 302 00:12:10,014 --> 00:12:11,812 - Look, come on, let's do this. - Okay. Great. 303 00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:13,556 You go grab me some eye shades and car pillows, 304 00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:15,194 and then we'll hit the road. 305 00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:16,729 Hey, hit the road. Why would we hit the road? 306 00:12:16,764 --> 00:12:18,864 Are we mad at it? Boom. 307 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,700 Don't worry about laughing. I know you're tired. 308 00:12:21,736 --> 00:12:25,571 Oh, get in there, you little stinker. 309 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,313 Okay, I'm gonna need a hammer. 310 00:12:30,338 --> 00:12:32,739 Okay, where are you? 311 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:34,994 Bingo. 312 00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:47,334 I'm sorry, Gordo. 313 00:12:47,561 --> 00:12:52,164 But you always were a little hardheaded. 314 00:12:54,101 --> 00:12:57,169 Oh, that's gonna work. 315 00:12:57,204 --> 00:13:02,374 Things are looking up for Gail Klosterman. 316 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:03,984 Oh... 317 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,944 Fart on a stick! 318 00:13:07,782 --> 00:13:08,834 Hi, Care Bear. 319 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,189 Oh, hey, Tandy. 320 00:13:10,217 --> 00:13:11,250 What's wrong? 321 00:13:11,285 --> 00:13:13,085 Ah, it's just... Gail's not back yet. 322 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,053 Eh, she's probably just up in Napa, you know? 323 00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,089 Drinking wine, having a great old time. 324 00:13:17,124 --> 00:13:19,391 She's not in Napa. 325 00:13:19,427 --> 00:13:21,426 She's in trouble. 326 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,760 And I want to go search for her. Will you help me? 327 00:13:23,785 --> 00:13:24,830 Of course. 328 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,031 Ooh. 329 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,699 - You ready, bud? - Sure am, bud. 330 00:13:27,735 --> 00:13:30,202 - Ready for what? - We're going to Zihuatanejo. 331 00:13:30,237 --> 00:13:32,966 What? No. Tandy has to go help me find Gail. 332 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,807 - Tandy, is that true? - Hey, I can help you both. 333 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:36,153 Okay, so, uh, Todd... 334 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:37,381 - when do you want to leave? - Now. 335 00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:39,522 And, uh, Carol, when do you want to go do this Gail thing? 336 00:13:39,547 --> 00:13:40,257 Now. 337 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:42,390 And you both use the standard definition 338 00:13:42,415 --> 00:13:43,081 of the word "now"? 339 00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:43,949 - Yes. - Yes. 340 00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:44,861 Whitney Houston, 341 00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:46,953 we have a problem. Hmm. 342 00:13:46,978 --> 00:13:49,799 No, we don't, it's very clear who the priority is here. 343 00:13:49,824 --> 00:13:51,223 Melissa is the only one 344 00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:53,422 - who is in trouble. - They can both be in trouble. 345 00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:54,764 Ever heard of double trouble? 346 00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:55,959 Gail is not in trouble. 347 00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:59,325 Look, a mother and a daughter share a special connection. 348 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:00,916 And I can feel it. 349 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,514 She's got into some sort of horrible accident or something. 350 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,134 - No, she didn't. - Yes, she did. 351 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:08,069 She could be stuck in a pit somewhere, 352 00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:09,153 or quicksand. 353 00:14:09,178 --> 00:14:11,176 Or even worse, slow sand. 354 00:14:11,212 --> 00:14:14,246 A slower, more torturous form of dangerous sand. 355 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:15,614 Gail is fine. 356 00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,082 - No, she isn't. - Yes, she is. 357 00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:18,083 Then, where is she? 358 00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:20,986 She's avoiding you, okay? 359 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:23,756 You annoyed the ever-living crap out of her and she left. 360 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,657 She'll come back when she wants to. 361 00:14:25,693 --> 00:14:28,060 But right now we need to look for Melissa. 362 00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,568 So stop this phony-baloney mother-daughter crap, 363 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:33,194 and start helping, 'cause Melissa needs us now. 364 00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:42,461 Huh. 365 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:47,447 Look, Carol, this might be hard for you to hear, 366 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:50,006 but I need to tell it to you straight. 367 00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,163 Todd is flat out cray. 368 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:55,721 I'm on your side here. 369 00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:58,081 Gail definitely didn't leave 'cause of you. 370 00:14:58,116 --> 00:15:00,650 Most likely scenario, she went out to grab you a gift, 371 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,477 slipped on some sort of peel, likely a banana, but who knows? 372 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:04,754 Not ruling out citrus. 373 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:07,090 And now she's lying at the bottom of some ravine 374 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,370 or, like, impaled on a security fence. 375 00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:10,326 Definitely dead. 376 00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:12,838 And all 'cause she loved you so much. 377 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,767 Tandy, I'm your wife, 378 00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:18,267 and I need you to be honest with me. 379 00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:21,771 You might have pushed her away. 380 00:15:21,806 --> 00:15:24,340 God, what a horrible daughter I was. 381 00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:26,209 No, you're a great daughter. 382 00:15:26,277 --> 00:15:29,312 And you'll get a chance to prove it when she comes back. 383 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:32,738 And she will come back, 'cause she loves you. 384 00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:34,851 Thanks, Tandy. 385 00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:35,852 You're welcome. 386 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:44,832 Do you want some help? 387 00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:46,295 Help? 388 00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,297 Searching for Melissa. 389 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,066 What about Gail? 390 00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:53,095 Why look for someone who doesn't want to be found? 391 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:01,477 Look, I'm... 392 00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:04,013 so sorry about earlier. 393 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:06,649 I-I re... I really don't know who that person was. 394 00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:08,894 Well, that was someone who got very little sleep. 395 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:11,954 And said some things that I really needed to hear. 396 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:17,235 - Thank you, Carol. - Aw. 397 00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,868 Well... I should get going. 398 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:22,832 It's like a 35-hour drive, so... 399 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,333 Well, do you want some company? 400 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,624 - Really? - Yeah. 401 00:16:25,703 --> 00:16:26,869 I'll go get Tandy. 402 00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:27,870 Okay. 403 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,914 Come on! 404 00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:39,926 Come on. 405 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,822 Come on. Open. 406 00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,121 Open. 407 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,525 Oh, come on. 408 00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:51,527 Yes. 409 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,765 Damn it! 410 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,147 Why should anything good happen to me?! 411 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:07,706 Wouldn't want to ruin my freaking streak! 412 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,402 Whoo! 413 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:34,670 Hey. 414 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:37,044 I'm stuck in the elevator. 415 00:17:37,069 --> 00:17:38,401 Fifth floor. 416 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:41,227 Anyone out there? 417 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:45,767 Now what? 418 00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:51,787 I got to tell you, 419 00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:54,624 it is so nice to see my best bud 420 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,526 and my main squeeze talking again. 421 00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:58,594 That was really hard for me. 422 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,796 I don't want to say it was selfish of you guys, you know, 423 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:04,121 'cause we're all laying it on the line, but, uh, I will. 424 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:05,968 You know, that was, uh, very selfish. 425 00:18:06,037 --> 00:18:07,103 Oh, my God, look! 426 00:18:07,138 --> 00:18:09,059 - Look! Yes! - What, is that the bus? 427 00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:16,279 - Melissa? - Melissa. 428 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,094 - Melissa. - Melissa. 429 00:18:18,816 --> 00:18:21,717 - Melissa? - She's not in here. 430 00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:23,847 Melissa? 431 00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,221 Melissa. 432 00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:26,640 Melissa? 433 00:18:31,596 --> 00:18:32,962 It's dead. 434 00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:34,230 She must've found a new car. 435 00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:36,401 Okay. 436 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:41,671 Wait, I've seen one of those cars before. 437 00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:44,191 Oh, my goll, it's in our parking lot! 438 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:45,883 - Let's go. Come on. - Oh, my God. 439 00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:49,373 Seat belt, seat belt. 440 00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:05,246 - Melissa? - Melissa? 441 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:05,899 Melissa? 442 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,931 Hey. Hey. 443 00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:10,315 I'm in the elevator. 444 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,807 Can you hear me? 445 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:15,285 What's with all the honking? 446 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,220 Please be out of your cars. 447 00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,188 Please, still be out of your cars. 448 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,724 The hell is that? 449 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,608 It's coming from in there. 450 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:25,061 Melissa? 451 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,103 You idiots! 452 00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:30,010 I'm stuck in the freaking elevator! 453 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:30,908 Hey, Melissa, 454 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:33,328 listen, we-we're gonna come inside the building, okay? 455 00:19:33,353 --> 00:19:34,856 Yeah, so please don't shoot us. 456 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:36,147 Thank you! 457 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,780 Hey! 458 00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:39,309 Melissa? 459 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,110 You in there? 460 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,245 Hey, guys. 461 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,065 Trees and mice! 462 00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:45,148 Oh, my God. 463 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,276 Oh, my God. We were so worried about you. 464 00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,135 Why? 465 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,152 I'm fine. 466 00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:51,321 Where you been? 467 00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:53,307 At home. 468 00:19:53,332 --> 00:19:54,826 Playing cornhole. 469 00:19:55,302 --> 00:19:57,660 Melissa, you've been gone for two days now. 470 00:19:58,585 --> 00:19:59,662 Oh. 471 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,164 Okay. 472 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,995 Don't leave, I'm in the elevator! 473 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:05,568 Where's my bullets? 474 00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,270 Where'd I put 'em? 475 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:09,583 Well, why were you shooting off your gun? 476 00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:11,040 I didn't. 477 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:15,070 Okay, y-you mind if I hold that for you? 478 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,515 - Huh? - Thank you. 479 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,850 Let's-let's get you home, hon. 480 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,618 All right? Come on. 481 00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:29,125 That's weird. 482 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,361 Sounded like it was coming from in there. 483 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:35,583 Eh. 484 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,148 Hey! Come on. 485 00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,305 Come on. 486 00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:41,862 Okay. 487 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,885 I'm in here. 488 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,296 I'm in here!