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Yes, very funny.
Can we leave the beard alone now?
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You go holiday and you come back
looking like the leader of a cult.
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- You look like a homeless Bee Gee.
- You look like Tom Jones's ball bag.
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I think it makes me look studious.
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And dangerous.
Like a maverick surgeon.
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Did you know they use Nintendo Wiis
to train surgeons?
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Jesus! They're not going to send you
a free Wii!
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It's like the 20th time
you've mentioned it.
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That's not advertising.
I don't even own a Nintendo... Wii.
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I'd like to.
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I've got Tim on line one.
He's got another pub quiz question.
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- Bring it on!
- For those who have just joined us,
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we are in preparation for tomorrow
night's legendary John Peel Pub Quiz,
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challenging you to beat Team Captain
Cox with your question.
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Three years undefeated. You're not
going anywhere, are you, John?
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No. I'm going to stay here
with you, cos you're brilliant.
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Thanks, John.
I think you're really good-looking.
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OK, stop flirting.
Tim, what's your question?
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Which Beatles song
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did the Lost Dogs cover on their
album Little Red Riding Hood?
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- I'm A Loser.
- That's right, and you are a loser,
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and you're going to lose tomorrow
when the big dog takes the prize!
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Westwood. What's it like being
on a real radio station for once?
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An interesting sensation,
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talking on the radio
when no-one's listening.
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Takes off the pressure.
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So are you phoning to concede defeat
now?
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John Peel's coming back
to his rightful home tomorrow night!
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Oh, yeah? What about that, John?
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Don't send me home with Westwood!
He's a bellend.
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Whatever, boy! By the way,
good luck in the bonus round.
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Bonus round? What bonus round?
Westwood?
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- Tim Westwood there!
- I've got 1978 on the phone.
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One of the beards is missing.
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Transcrip: Chocolate
Synchro: mpm
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{pos(192,240)}I'll have a cider and Jane... Jane?
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Jesus, Jane, have a night off!
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Jane will have a vodka tonic.
Where have you been?
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I've been try to get to the bottom
of this bonus round.
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I will not have my John Peel taken
away from me.
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I want us to be together
for ever! I love you.
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- I love you too, John.
- Seriously, {you can't }don't do the voice thing
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- when you don't have him with you.
- Why not?
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- Just plain creepy.
- Right.
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Daddy's got to see a man
about a big dog.
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Skin FM DJ, right?
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Linday. Linley. Lizzie.
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Yeah, right. I'm Izzy. That's why
I remembered your name, like, Lizzie.
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Great. Love the show.
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I'm a producer. TV.
51
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And great, I was going to call you.
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Seriously, I'm not lying.
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Look, you're in my pad.
It's weird, isn't it?
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I'm doing this thing with
Sarah Champion from Absolute Radio.
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It's called The Hole.
Shall I say no?
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- He's lovely.
- No, he's not. He's a twat!
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He just dropped me in it.
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We're meant to be filming
this pilot tomorrow
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- and now he can't do it!
- OK, well, good luck with that.
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So, do you wanna do it?
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What?
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- Wait and see. I made you laugh.
- Yes, you're very charming. Well done.
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- You're very beautiful.
- Oh, please!
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Seriously. You've got this sexy,
sophisticated confidence.
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- It's what I love about older women.
- Excuse me?
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- Look at this face. What do you see?
- Hair. Mostly hair.
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Wrong. You see the new face
of music television.
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- I see it!
- I just got offered my own pilot,
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- so I'll be shooting that tomorrow.
- Is this The Hole?
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Yeah, why, have you heard?
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Yeah, they asked me about that,
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but I've got this thing going on
with MTV
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Sick! Sick!
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But they got me locked in, so...
But that's good, man.
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- I'm pretty excited about it.
- How old do I look to you?
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Fifty.
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- That guy called me an older woman.
- You are an older woman.
78
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No compared to Daniel Radcliffe
over there.
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That's your thing!
You love fresh meat.
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Remember when we bumped
into McFly at the BRITS?
81
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We thought we'd have to restrain you.
82
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Skins. So you like to drink
from the fountain of youth?
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- So how low do you go?
- Ades, you're 17.
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- You're not even allowed in here!
- Daisy let me in at the fire exit!
85
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Well, you got your look down, yeah?
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What?
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Radio, LC. You know what I'm saying.
This is TV, baby!
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It's a visual medium.
You got to make a statement,
89
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or you gonna stick with
the hobo chic thing?
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Seriously. Has no-one seen
a beard before?
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I'm just saying, find your look.
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Thank you, Trinny,
but I think I can dress myself.
93
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You look like you're wearing
a burka made of pubes.
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Hello, Bacon.
Dom? What are you doing here?
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- What's the bonus round?
- {I don't know }What you're talking about?
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- Do you listen to my show?
- No.
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You just listen tomorrow.
If you don't tell me,
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I'll tell everyone what happened
with Terence Trent D'Arby
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at the Isle of Wight Festival.
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It's hip hop, all right?
It's hip hop.
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Please don't tell anyone that story.
It's it.
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Morning, Jane. Everything all right?
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Good. Good.
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Laugh it up, Jane. Laugh it up.
It's my look, OK?
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It's fresh. I'm making a statement.
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People laughed at Russell Brand.
But look around you.
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Everybody's dressing like a scarecrow
at a funeral now.
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Fucking hip hop! I'm screwed.
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Tim Westwood's the gatekeeper
of British hip hop. Fuc...
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- What have you come as?
- It's my look.
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That's Burt Reynold's look.
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It's like you've got a roadsweeper
out your nose.
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You look like you just drunk
a pint of shit!
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Enough! OK?
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Hey, Neil, is that
the Thai bride you ordered?
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Bottom half of your beard's
fallen off.
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For fuck's sake...
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So, Jane, Jane.
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Do you fancy a little something
this morning?
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- Tea? Coffee?
- Coffee.
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- Do you like it black?
- No. As usual, milk and two.
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I'm telling you,
Ades is flirting with me!
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Jane, go for a man your own age!
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If you can find any still alive!
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I think Patrick Moore is single.
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Seriously, did you not see him?
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He's getting you a coffee.
He's a runner.
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All right.
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There's a package from Nintendo
at Reception.
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I don't believe it!
I talked about a Wii and I got one!
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I'm spending the whole of tonight's
show talking about Kelly Brook.
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Yes, very fu...
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The height of humour.
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- Nice.
- Don't start.
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I'm serious. That is doah!
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Really? You don't think
it's a bit...?
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You're like a rock-and-roll
Poirot in this bish.
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It's for the pilot, yeah?
What are you going to wear?
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I've got a whole ensemble
worked out.
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It's really going to make
a statement. It's "book".
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You know your hip hop.
What are you doing this evening?
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Daisy, you're young. I need you to
do me a favour.
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Nice tache!
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- Thanks. It's my new look.
- Ball cancer?
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- Sorry?
- You raising money for ball cancer?
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They get celebrities to grow
a moustache.
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It's not for ball cancer.
It's...
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actually for this new TV show
I'm doing.
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TV? You're going to be a TV star?
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You're gonna get all famous
and hang out with celebrities
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and be pictured in the Metro,
falling at night-club,
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and get star-fucked by loads
of beautiful women,
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until one day you pick a wrong one
who accuses you of sexual assault,
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and { hough }you're found innocent, your mates
won't look at you the same way.
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You'll lose your job and work at
an estate agent's,
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but you'll say
you're a property developer
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because you're just so embarrassed
that you work at Foxton's.
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Yeah, it was the telly!
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But I need you to do something for me.
{I need you to }Get me an outfit
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for the show,
something that's cool with an edge,
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something that says,
"Hi, I'm Lindsay Carol,
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"and I'm on the fucking television!"
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Something that goes with this.
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If not for me, do it for John.
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I'd love to help, but I'm doing
this Make A Wish thing tonight.
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Make A Wish? I'll make a wish.
I wish you do the quiz with me tonight.
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- These kids are terminally ill.
- Exactly! You can't help them.
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But me and John...
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Look, sorry, bro.
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Where am I gonna find someone
{who knows about hip-hop }by tonight?
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Whassup, whassup, whassup?
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- What's going on?
- Yeah, I've been good.
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Dom, you remember my boy Sway?
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Hello, mate!
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Wouldn't mind putting my junk
in that trunk.
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I don't want a man coming on to me.
I have had some experience of men!
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That's like saying Dawn French
has some experience of cake.
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He wanted to put his junk
in my trunk.
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00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,680
Maybe he does want to store
something in your car.
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Hi guy. Sway's gonna appear
on the show tonight.
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Great. This has nothing to do
with your pub quiz?
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How dare you!
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OK, so time's nearly up.
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We're going to finish with a track
from the main man Sway,
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our special guest who we hijacked
from Topher Kiefer today.
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Sway, the secret weapon that will
lead to Westwood's imminent defeat!
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A reminder, we are not live,
so please don't text or call.
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When you are listening to this,
we shall be competing at a pub quiz.
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- Winning a pub quiz!
- Damn right. Westwood, here we come.
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Sway will then be fully operational!
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00:10:08,436 --> 00:10:12,202
Ades, this has got to stop. I'm very
flattered I am old enough to be your...
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00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,320
older sister.
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00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,320
If my sister was as fit as you,
I would have been banged up by now!
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How did you get him to do the quiz?
195
00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:03,491
You're giving him the suit?
196
00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:05,840
What's the deal with that{ thing}?
Looks like an S&M Santa costume.
197
00:11:06,029 --> 00:11:08,360
That thing is a piece of
comedy history.
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00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,720
Eddie Murphy, Delirious.
199
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,455
"Women throw pussy at me
on the street like frisbees!
200
00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:16,689
That is the actual suit
that he wore.
201
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,200
Well, that's not. That's a replica
worn by a lookalike.
202
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,360
But still,
that is an actual replica.
203
00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:24,355
You can't give him the suit, man.
That's your prize possession.
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00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,760
This is my prize possession.
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00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:01,040
I'm being sexually harassed
by a child.
206
00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:04,354
- He's like a reverse paedophile?
- It's not funny.
207
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,193
It's quite funny.
208
00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:09,240
When I was a kid, we got loads
of trouble with trick-or-treaters.
209
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,469
One year my dad decided to answer
the door just wearing a vest.
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No trousers, no pants.
Never bothered us again.
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00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:18,310
You mean,
I should take off my pants?
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00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:20,680
Scare him off. You come on to HIM.
213
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,080
I'm not coming on to Ades.
He's like ten years old.
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00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,360
You look amazing!
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00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:32,320
- Really? You don't think it's too much?
- No!
216
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You wanted to make a statement.
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00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:37,096
I'm not quite sure
what the statement is.
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00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,040
Guys, that's nice, isn't it?
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- The T's off the hook, man.
- Ah, cool.
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Do it! Thanks, Daise.
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All right, guys, see you later.
I'm just off to become a TV star.
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I'll send you a postcard
from Famousland! Out!
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00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,200
I love that geezer,
but he is a tool.
224
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,280
Dom, those things have safety straps
for a reason.
225
00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:08,880
- You're such a gay!
- Don't shoot the safety messenger.
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00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:10,680
Happy?
227
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,105
Shit!
228
00:13:40,161 --> 00:13:43,142
Sway, look at me. How many fingers
am I holding up? What's my name?
229
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:46,221
When did Run-DMC release their
eponymous debut album?
230
00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:49,148
A&E, please mate.
231
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:52,021
At least you get to keep
your Eddie Murphy suit.
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Lizzie! Hi!
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Great to have you.
I'm so glad you could do this.
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Greta tache. I like taches.
How you doing?
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You doing well? We're gonna kick off
as soon as possible.
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You've done autocue before, right?
Sarah, here, in make-up.
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This is Lindsay.
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- First TV gig, eh?
- First of many, me thinks.
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- It's very different to radio.
- I'll be all right.
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- Are you at the pub quiz tonight?
- Sure am.
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- Gonna kick your ass.
- Let's see. See you on the floor.
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Have you eaten? Food? Coffee?
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Coffee.
Dan, coffee for Lindsay!
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Studio crew are through here.
Come and meet them.
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Everybody, this is Sarah's
co-presenter, from Skin FM.
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- It's Lindsay Carol.
- Hi!
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- But they're young!
- Yeah. Can I take your coat?
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I'm going to leave it on.
It's kind of my look.
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- You've got to be kidding me.
- What?
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Look at him.
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This man know his hip hop.
He's a hip hop hobo.
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Because a man has a hood and a ghetto
blaster doesn't make him an expert.
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- That's racist.
- How is that racist?
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Having a wide knowledge of hip hop
is a positive thing.
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- He's a complement. It's good racism.
- Good racism?
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Plus he's probably got a large penis and
a great sense of rhythm. Good racism.
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You don't know this guy. You got him
of the streets. He could be a criminal.
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Because he's black?
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That, Jane, is bad racism.
You're a bad racist.
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Ridiculous!
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I am black. By your logic,
I should be a hip hop expert.
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- Why don't you ask me?
- Cos you're a racist.
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Three two one, and cue, Lindsay.
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And after the break, we're going
to be joined by Hot Ship...
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Shit. Sorry.
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I couldn't read it...
I say Chip...
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- OK. And cut.
- Good one!
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- You try doing this!
- What, reading?
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OK, and go again.
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Don't fuck it up this time, Magnum!
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What are you? Ten?
How do you even know who Magnum is?
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And action!
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And after the break we're going to be
joined by Hot Chip
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and they'll be telling us
all about their new album.
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- Isn't that right, Sarah?
- It certainly is.
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And Kooks tell us how they're
gearing up for the festivals.
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Join us after the break for us and
Hot Ship, Chip.
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Chip. Shit. Sorry.
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I said Ship.
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Let's take a break.
Terminate everyone.
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Bell end!
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OK, I have some questions here.
Motherfuck!
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- What's going on?
- The hip hop hobo stole my suit!
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It's over. My expert's gone,
I'm gonna lose
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and they're gonna take my John Peel
away from me!
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Desperate time calls
for desperate measures.
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I'm gonna need your help.
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00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,901
So, Paddy, they paying you in
potatoes for this?
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What happened to your arm? Did your dad
break it when he threw you out?
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My dad died in Iraq.
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- Sorry.
- Not really, you dick!
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He's a plumber.
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00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:09,118
Why don't you take your coat off?
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- Look, give me your T-shirt.
- What?
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00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,787
- I'll give you ten quid.
- Why do you want it?
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That's a cock.
Shh! I know it is!
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- £50.
- Fifty... You...
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It's Primark. It's only worth £4.
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£4 to me... £50 to you.
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Pull it over your head!
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- Give me the money.
- I'll give you the money after.
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Which producer
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sings the chorus
on Nas's The World Is Yours?
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00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:03,920
- That's a toughie, isn't it, Timothy?
- I'm built for this!
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Did you get that, Neal?
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Pete Rock. Over.
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00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:20,089
- Yo, Jane. How about a drink?
- Ades, you're underage.
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I got someone to buy it for me.
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00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,493
You need to scare him off.
You need to take your pants off.
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Thank you.
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- I'm Jane, Lindsay's producer.
- Right.
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He told me about what happened
earlier today.
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- It was all a big misunderstanding.
- It did look a bit... odd.
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Well, he is a bit odd!
He should stick to radio.
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I'll see you back in there.
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Yo, got you a drink.
I didn't spike it. Or did I?
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Where you going, baby?
This is where the party's at.
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00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,550
Why eat sheep
when you can have lamb?
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- Fine, let's do this.
- What?
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Come on, then.
You say you want it. Do it.
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- Look, maybe I am a bit young.
- I thought you were a man!
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Give it to me!
Put your junk in my trunk!
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- My junk can't ready you.
- I want your junk!
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We come to the winners.
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Let's go babe!
That's us, that's us!
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In first place, we have a tie.
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Westwood's Big Dogs.
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And... Cox's Cocks.
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Go on, Tim! Do it!
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Neil. You ready?
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OK. Shoot.
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00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:03,006
So, baby, you and me.
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00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:05,080
Interesting bonus round.
Right, Timothy?
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- Who told you?
- I don't reveal my sources.
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00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,260
{pos(192,220)}- Was it Bacon Boy?
- Yeah.
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00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,236
{pos(192,220)}I'll have your pork chops later!
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00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,439
{pos(192,220)}So that's the one who squealed.
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00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:15,898
{pos(192,220)}Here is your tie break. Here we go.
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00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,480
{pos(192,220)}Bells at the ready.
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00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:22,696
{pos(192,220)}I'm here for my suit.
Where's my suit?
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00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:27,411
{pos(192,220)}What's the title of the fourth
Public Enemy album?
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Our bell first!
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00:20:30,198 --> 00:20:31,475
Let's hear it, Dom.
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00:20:33,739 --> 00:20:37,449
What is the title of
the fourth Public Enemy album?
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00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,446
No, seriously, the suit was stolen
by a hobo.
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00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:43,125
Listen, my man broke my nose.
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00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,611
Now, where's my suit?
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00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:48,558
- Yes, the answer to that question is...
- I'll have to hurry you.
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The answer is...
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Come on, son!
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00:20:56,913 --> 00:20:58,763
Is it Please Don't Hurt Me?
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00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,751
Bye, John.
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00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:07,950
Bye, Dom. You really
let me down. Fucking prick!
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00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,543
Motherf...
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00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:22,185
Strip him! Go for his trousers!
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00:21:23,226 --> 00:21:25,239
Rip 'em! Rip 'em!
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00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,542
Oh, God!
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00:21:29,302 --> 00:21:31,120
What is wrong with you people?