1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,177 --> 00:00:12,981 You guys, it is our first Rooney family Christmas in California! 3 00:00:12,983 --> 00:00:14,016 Who's excited? 4 00:00:14,018 --> 00:00:15,650 Oh, you know I am! 5 00:00:15,652 --> 00:00:21,623 Here, everyday is shorts weather and my sculpted calves can finally breathe. 6 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:23,091 Wa-cha-chow! 7 00:00:24,527 --> 00:00:26,461 Ah, ladies likey. 8 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:29,798 Joey, nobody likey. 9 00:00:31,034 --> 00:00:32,868 In fact, um... 10 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:35,237 everybody hatey. 11 00:00:36,806 --> 00:00:40,509 Why is Dad coming out here next week to this sun-blasted wasteland? 12 00:00:40,511 --> 00:00:43,211 We should all be going to Wisconsin. 13 00:00:43,213 --> 00:00:46,982 Don't you guys want a Christmas where the slush spills into your boots 14 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:49,317 and freezes your toes until you, like, scream in pain? 15 00:00:51,387 --> 00:00:56,258 I love wearing boots, the rest of that sounds really awful. 16 00:00:57,994 --> 00:00:59,494 What do you want for Christmas? 17 00:00:59,496 --> 00:01:01,430 I don't know, Liv. I can't think about Christmas. 18 00:01:01,432 --> 00:01:03,265 It's like 90 degrees. 19 00:01:03,267 --> 00:01:07,235 Actually, it's 82 with chance of handsome weatherman coming your way! 20 00:01:07,237 --> 00:01:09,337 Johnny Nimbus! 21 00:01:09,339 --> 00:01:12,541 Oh, Rooney Family! You are a sight for sore eyes. 22 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:15,777 And I do mean my eyes are sore 'cause I've been crying. 23 00:01:17,847 --> 00:01:22,350 Yeah, it's tough to break in as a weatherman in a city where it's always sunny! 24 00:01:23,853 --> 00:01:26,188 Well, I know you've been working a little. 25 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:28,890 Your lovely wife Gemma and I have been listening to you do 26 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:30,926 play-by-play for Mexican wrestlers. 27 00:01:30,928 --> 00:01:36,832 Oh! Sí, sí . La Federacion de Combate Mortal es muy bueno. 28 00:01:38,768 --> 00:01:42,304 Y tambien, I'm hosting the holiday toy drive here at The Cove. 29 00:01:42,306 --> 00:01:44,773 That's amazing. We just donated some toys. 30 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:47,109 Yeah, hopefully it will put some smiles on kids' faces. 31 00:01:47,111 --> 00:01:48,710 Oh, that's great! 32 00:01:48,712 --> 00:01:52,280 Hey, stop by tomorrow. I'm hosting the best Santa contest. 33 00:01:52,282 --> 00:01:54,616 The winner gets to hand out toy donations 34 00:01:54,618 --> 00:01:56,451 to kids who wouldn't otherwise have presents. 35 00:01:56,453 --> 00:01:57,486 Oh, I am in! 36 00:01:57,488 --> 00:02:02,457 I love handing out toys to kids because they are forced to like you. 37 00:02:04,393 --> 00:02:06,128 No flaws in that logic. 38 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:08,263 Well, I got a Christmas tree to light. 39 00:02:08,265 --> 00:02:09,898 Oh, hey. 40 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:13,168 Look at that, Maddie. Johnny Nimbus lighting the Christmas tree. 41 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:14,814 It's like we're back in Stevens Point. 42 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:18,406 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually does make me feel a little bit better. 43 00:02:18,408 --> 00:02:20,842 Hello, holiday shoppers! 44 00:02:20,844 --> 00:02:22,978 Who's ready to light this candle, huh? 45 00:02:29,418 --> 00:02:31,319 Seriously? 46 00:02:31,321 --> 00:02:34,289 Dude, a palm tree is not a Christmas tree. 47 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:35,590 You know what? I'm gonna get out of here 48 00:02:35,592 --> 00:02:38,326 before somebody hangs kale instead of mistletoe. 49 00:02:40,496 --> 00:02:43,532 Joey, I just thought of the perfect present for Maddie. 50 00:02:43,534 --> 00:02:45,934 - Yeah? - I'm gonna give her a Wisconsin Christmas! 51 00:02:45,936 --> 00:02:48,436 Oh, that's a good idea. What are you getting me? 52 00:02:48,438 --> 00:02:49,471 Pants. 53 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:50,565 Whoa! Looks just like our house in Wisconsin. 54 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,634 Oh, except this one's still standing. 55 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:56,805 This family just does not let things go! 56 00:03:58,074 --> 00:04:00,175 Sweetie, that's how families work. 57 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:05,213 So, Liv asked me to make a gingerbread version of our house. 58 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:09,384 She is giving Maddie a surprise Wisconsin Christmas because she is homesick. 59 00:04:09,386 --> 00:04:11,620 Homesick for what? 60 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:13,555 The cold, the ice, the howling wind? 61 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,924 The only thing that I miss are snow days. 62 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:17,892 What's a snow day? 63 00:04:17,894 --> 00:04:23,298 Oh, Ruby, sometimes in Wisconsin, it snows so much that they cancel school. 64 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:27,135 You mean you get a day off school and you don't even have to fake being sick? 65 00:04:28,638 --> 00:04:30,972 Because I hear some kids will fake being sick. 66 00:04:32,608 --> 00:04:35,610 Yeah, one time we got a whole week off of school. 67 00:04:35,612 --> 00:04:37,512 I forgot how to spell! 68 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:41,516 Man, I wish we had snow days here in Santa Luego! 69 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:45,053 Challenge accepted! 70 00:04:46,656 --> 00:04:49,791 One snow day experience for my Cali cuz coming up. 71 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,595 This chimney looks delicious. 72 00:04:56,632 --> 00:05:00,535 Yeah, I took precautions so you wouldn't destroy our house again. 73 00:05:05,908 --> 00:05:07,375 Ah! 74 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:11,813 Ho, ho, ho! 75 00:05:11,815 --> 00:05:16,685 Merry Christmas, family. Ho, ho! 76 00:05:16,687 --> 00:05:20,388 Mom, your light placement is awful. 77 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:23,925 The Santa look is great on you, Joe. 78 00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:26,528 I totally think you're gonna win this contest. 79 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:29,864 Oh, yeah. It is not my first time rocking the red suit. 80 00:05:29,866 --> 00:05:33,601 Plus, I just happen to have a collection of white wizard beards. 81 00:05:33,603 --> 00:05:34,569 Oh. 82 00:05:36,305 --> 00:05:39,374 Okay, well, hurry home because we are surprising Maddie 83 00:05:39,376 --> 00:05:42,777 with a Wisconsin Christmas right after her team holiday party. 84 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:46,014 Oh, yeah. Sounds like you're planning quite the Christmas spectacle. 85 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:48,516 Yeah, yeah. We just need to add the Wisconsin, 86 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:51,019 so I ordered some brisket from Beef McGravy's 87 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:53,888 and our family ornaments are coming. 88 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:57,826 They were in the garage, the one place you and Parker didn't destroy. 89 00:05:57,828 --> 00:06:03,365 Santa says, ho, ho, ho, let it go. 90 00:06:05,568 --> 00:06:09,371 But wait, honey. How are you gonna get the ornaments? Dad's not coming till next week. 91 00:06:09,373 --> 00:06:11,639 They are coming with one more super-cool, 92 00:06:11,641 --> 00:06:14,743 I'm-an-amazing-sister thing for Maddie's Wisconsin Christmas. 93 00:06:19,982 --> 00:06:21,716 Merry Christmas! 94 00:06:21,718 --> 00:06:23,585 - Diggie! - Diggie! 95 00:06:23,587 --> 00:06:25,720 Santa answered my letters. 96 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,456 Oh! 97 00:06:33,596 --> 00:06:36,164 Hey, thank you so much for bringing these, Diggie. 98 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,767 Yeah, thanks for flying me out to surprise Maddie. 99 00:06:38,769 --> 00:06:40,602 I just would have been stuck at home all weekend with Artie. 100 00:06:40,604 --> 00:06:44,072 He and the minions are into Double Dutch recently. 101 00:06:45,441 --> 00:06:47,675 It's really weird. 102 00:06:49,044 --> 00:06:50,779 So how was your flight? 103 00:06:50,781 --> 00:06:52,280 Good, thank you for asking. 104 00:06:52,282 --> 00:06:54,516 Although, I am kind of regretting holding takeout 105 00:06:54,518 --> 00:06:55,717 from Beef McGravy's the whole way. 106 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,586 Oh, no, don't be. 107 00:06:58,588 --> 00:06:59,754 You smell like home. 108 00:07:02,459 --> 00:07:03,925 Mmm! 109 00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:06,661 And you got mashed potatoes too. Ah! 110 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:12,033 Gravy and nostalgia. Maddie is gonna love this Christmas! 111 00:07:16,306 --> 00:07:18,773 I hate this Christmas! 112 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:22,644 Maddie, honey, what you doin' home? 113 00:07:22,646 --> 00:07:25,380 You were supposed to be at your team holiday party. 114 00:07:25,382 --> 00:07:26,915 Yeah, I was. 115 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:29,117 I was at a pool party. 116 00:07:29,119 --> 00:07:30,385 Oh! Mm. 117 00:07:30,387 --> 00:07:32,687 A Christmas party... at a pool! 118 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:37,125 I mean, who does that? 119 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:39,127 - Californians. - Yeah. 120 00:07:40,996 --> 00:07:42,964 Okay, ooh. 121 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:46,134 Wait. Why are we hiding? 122 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:47,669 Let's just tell Maddie I'm here. 123 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,471 No! No, no, no. No, we can't do that. 124 00:07:49,473 --> 00:07:52,507 I mean, everything's not set up yet, and it has to be perfect. 125 00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:56,945 Do I smell... Beef McGravy's? 126 00:07:56,947 --> 00:07:59,180 That is impossible. 127 00:07:59,182 --> 00:08:00,582 - You're just homesick. - Mom... 128 00:08:00,584 --> 00:08:01,649 Don't go in the kitchen, Maddie! 129 00:08:01,651 --> 00:08:03,051 Maddie's coming! 130 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,754 Surprise! 131 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:12,393 What surprise? 132 00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:16,664 Surprise! You made it into the first paragraph 133 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:19,367 of the Rooney Roundup Holiday Newsletter. 134 00:08:21,871 --> 00:08:24,205 Ugh! Of course there's no Beef McGravy's. 135 00:08:25,441 --> 00:08:26,975 Maddie, no! No! 136 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:28,443 No! 137 00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:29,711 "No," what? 138 00:08:30,779 --> 00:08:32,614 Know this song? 139 00:08:40,156 --> 00:08:41,689 You know, it's "Jingle Bells." 140 00:08:49,798 --> 00:08:52,901 - That was a very close call. - Yes. 141 00:08:52,903 --> 00:08:55,503 We should get Maddie's surprise set up before she comes back down. 142 00:08:55,505 --> 00:08:58,640 Yes, I completely agree. But first... 143 00:08:58,642 --> 00:09:00,074 one more hit of home. 144 00:09:03,246 --> 00:09:05,179 Oh, that's the stuff. 145 00:09:05,181 --> 00:09:06,714 This is so weird. 146 00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:08,116 Mm! 147 00:09:12,054 --> 00:09:14,322 Hello, shoppers! 148 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:17,892 It is time for our Mr. North Pole Santa Contest. 149 00:09:17,894 --> 00:09:21,563 Time to find the best Santa in Santa Luego! 150 00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:25,533 Hey! And if you like this show, don't forget to donate a toy 151 00:09:25,535 --> 00:09:27,735 to our holiday gift drive, all right? 152 00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:30,405 But now, let's meet Santa wannabe number one. 153 00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:33,908 Ho, ho, ho-ey. 154 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:36,711 It's Santa Joey. 155 00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:38,746 Ho, ho! 156 00:09:38,748 --> 00:09:45,954 Drop a present in the toy drive bin and I'll put you on my nice list. 157 00:09:48,924 --> 00:09:53,294 All right, without further ado, let's meet Santa number two. 158 00:10:00,603 --> 00:10:02,904 No gut? No beard? 159 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,807 Have they even heard of Christmas out here? 160 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:08,776 This Kringle is gonna crush it. 161 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:12,246 And now it's time for our final Santa. 162 00:10:12,248 --> 00:10:14,716 Drop that tasty Christmas beat. 163 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,935 Todd Stetson? 164 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,137 What are you doing in California? 165 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:39,173 Wisconsin couldn't contain all this Toddness. 166 00:10:39,175 --> 00:10:41,909 And ditch the shirt, you're killing the mood. 167 00:10:43,178 --> 00:10:45,813 Okay, Todd. Uh... 168 00:10:45,815 --> 00:10:50,385 But nothing about you says Santa. 169 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,454 Well, me and my reindeer beg to differ. 170 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:57,825 Meet Dasher, Prancer, Comet, Donner, Blitzen, and Cheryl. 171 00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:02,563 Okay, there's no reindeer named Cheryl, Todd. 172 00:11:03,599 --> 00:11:05,099 The audience doesn't care, Joey. 173 00:11:05,101 --> 00:11:08,002 Todd Stetson's running away with this Mr. North Pole thing. 174 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,781 I'm ready for my snow day! 175 00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:21,149 What do we do first? 176 00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,051 This is how a snow day works. 177 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:26,220 It's been snowing all night, and now we huddle around the radio 178 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:28,289 to see if our schools are closed. 179 00:11:30,359 --> 00:11:33,027 Hello, children of Los Angeles! 180 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:37,565 Johnny Nimbus is here to announce the school closings during this snow storm. 181 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:40,468 I had Johnny Nimbus record a fake radio broadcast 182 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,037 to make it authentic for Ruby. 183 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,273 He also recorded some classic Christmas songs. 184 00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:48,876 But that's for me! 185 00:11:48,878 --> 00:11:50,878 The following schools will be closed: 186 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:58,880 Woodfax Elementary, Valley North Academy, Larsen Middle School, BOOMs. 187 00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,489 BOOMS, yes! Snow day. 188 00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:08,362 Yeah! 189 00:12:08,364 --> 00:12:11,499 Sweet! What now? 190 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:14,969 No school? Time to change back into our pajamas. 191 00:12:19,575 --> 00:12:21,609 I love snow days. 192 00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:29,016 Can this get any better? 193 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:32,787 Well, in Wisconsin, we'd go outside and build a snowman, 194 00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:34,122 go sledding, and have a snowball fight. 195 00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:36,090 That sounds awesome! 196 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:37,992 Too bad we don't have any snow. 197 00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:42,363 Oh, Ruby. You poor child. 198 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,968 When did you stop dreaming? 199 00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:55,076 And our Mr. North Pole Santa Contest is down to two finalists! 200 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,377 Santa Todd. 201 00:12:57,881 --> 00:12:59,647 And Santa Joey. 202 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,823 Next up, they're gonna show us what they think Christmas should look like. 203 00:13:08,825 --> 00:13:10,458 First up, Santa Todd. 204 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:16,230 I will be making a toy with two power tools. 205 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:23,471 Okay. 206 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:26,240 You're not even making anything. 207 00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:29,110 Sure I am. 208 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,179 I'm making Los Angeles swoon. 209 00:13:36,451 --> 00:13:38,986 - Sorry, Joey, just not your night. - Aah! 210 00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:41,022 This crowd loves them some Todd Stetson. 211 00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:43,291 I don't get it, Johnny. 212 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:46,761 I mean, I could obviously bust out my arm cannons 213 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:52,200 and wow this crowd, but... that's not what Christmas is all about. 214 00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:56,204 Well, Joey, why don't you show these people what you think Christmas looks like. 215 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:59,607 You know what, Johnny, I will. 216 00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,977 But I need reinforcements, so can you stall for me? 217 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:05,513 Did you just ask Johnny Nimbus to fill time? 218 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:07,949 Hello, Angelenos! 219 00:14:10,652 --> 00:14:14,155 I cannot wait to see the shocked look on Maddie's cute little homesick face. 220 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:18,159 Yay. Okay, so when she opens the box, you jump out and you yell, 221 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,961 "Merry Wisconsin Christmas!" 222 00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:22,230 - Okay, got it. - Okay. Okay. 223 00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,665 Okay, so I know that you think you got it, 224 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:28,369 but just trust me on this, your instinct is going to be to yell, "Surprise!" 225 00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:31,038 Yeah, but I won't. I'll yell, "Merry Wisconsin Christmas." 226 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,975 Okay. Yeah, no, good. 227 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,311 Just... do it better than that. 228 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:42,850 So, you will not be able to open the box from the inside. I'm gonna go get Maddie. 229 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:44,051 - Okay. All right. - Okay. 230 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:46,020 - Oh, oh, oh! Oh. - What? What? 231 00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:48,256 Okay. What if we have, like, a bunch of balloons in here 232 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,258 and then when the box opens, the balloons go everywhere! 233 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,340 - That'd be so crazy! Diggie, get in the box. - Yeah. 234 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:56,197 But, okay, you can pick out the color, and I'll blow them up myself. 235 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,532 Okay. Yay. 236 00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:01,002 All right, nice and cozy. 237 00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:03,838 I'm gonna go get Maddie and she's gonna be so excited. 238 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,506 Okay, hurry back. It's dark in here, Liv. 239 00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,275 No talking in the box! 240 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,852 Ho, ho, ho. 241 00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:20,321 This is all gonna go. 242 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:29,764 It was time to show that jerk, Todd Stetson, the true meaning of Christmas. 243 00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:33,234 By stealing my family's Christmas. 244 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,618 Why am I walking down the stairs with a hat over my eyes? 245 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,320 Okay, I know it seems really dangerous, 246 00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,523 but trust me, it's all gonna be worth it when you see... 247 00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:56,824 Nothing! 248 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,228 Somebody stole Christmas! 249 00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:04,131 And I mean, you know, Diggie. 250 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,567 But they stole Christmas! 251 00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:12,306 Um... okay. You know what? False alarm. 252 00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:13,841 Back to your room. 253 00:16:15,811 --> 00:16:18,479 Liv, little help? Please. 254 00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:19,547 Ow! 255 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:28,322 Come on, Diggie, pick up! 256 00:16:28,324 --> 00:16:29,824 Hello? 257 00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:31,759 Diggie, where are you? 258 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,494 I don't know, where are you taking me? 259 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,332 No, I'm not taking you anywhere. 260 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,901 Okay, well, I'm going somewhere. 261 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,240 And I think I hear Joey. 262 00:16:47,442 --> 00:16:51,512 Joey. Okay, I know where he's taking you. 263 00:16:51,514 --> 00:16:53,948 I'll be right there. Do not move! 264 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,318 I can't move, I'm in a box. 265 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:59,220 Um, Liv, will you just keep talking to me? It's kind of dark in here. 266 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,322 Liv? Liv? 267 00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:07,028 You're about to see snow for the first time. 268 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,295 How do you feel? 269 00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:11,966 Super sweaty, but excited for the possibilities. 270 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,702 Well, brace yourself for... 271 00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:20,274 Dr. P's Snow-Day-On-Demand Machine. 272 00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:22,243 Who's Dr. P? 273 00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:25,880 Uh... you're looking at him, sunshine. 274 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,349 Okay. 275 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,819 Well, um, "sunshine" is gonna keep calling you Parker. 276 00:17:33,321 --> 00:17:35,222 Oh, you'll come around. 277 00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:42,430 Whoa! 278 00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,398 You made a cloud. 279 00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:48,269 Oh, cool! 280 00:17:48,271 --> 00:17:50,004 It's snowing! 281 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,741 Well, I promised you a snow day. 282 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:56,410 You're amazing, Dr. P. 283 00:18:00,115 --> 00:18:02,917 What'd that take, five seconds? Ten? 284 00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:06,987 They all come around to Dr. P. 285 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:14,562 And that's the difference between a Doppler radar and a mega-Doppler radar. 286 00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:16,197 Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 287 00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,966 - Oh. - Thanks for stalling, but... 288 00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:21,268 it's Santa time. 289 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,403 Gotcha. 290 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,106 All right, people of The Cove. 291 00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:29,276 Santa Joey is now gonna show you what he thinks Christmas should look like. 292 00:18:29,278 --> 00:18:31,245 So let's click, click, click... 293 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:32,613 for our next Saint Nick. 294 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,219 Ho, ho, ho! 295 00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:42,556 This is what Christmas should look like. 296 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:47,161 Christmas isn't about dancing with your shirt off. 297 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:52,066 Now, who wants to sit on old Santa's lap 298 00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:55,503 and tell him what you want for Christmas? 299 00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:58,305 Joey! 300 00:18:58,307 --> 00:19:00,541 Ho, ho... Oh, no. 301 00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:04,478 Joey, you stole Christmas. 302 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,913 Uh... 303 00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,315 Say it ain't so, Santa Joe. 304 00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:13,053 Maddie, get over here! Come see your Christmas surprise. 305 00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:20,928 Hmm... My surprise is Todd Stetson with his shirt off? 306 00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:23,898 You're welcome. 307 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,469 Okay. No, not Todd Stetson. 308 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,204 Look at the tree! 309 00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:34,041 Liv, are those our family ornaments? 310 00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,210 Yeah. 311 00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:38,212 Did you do this for me? 312 00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,380 Yeah. 313 00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:43,350 Why did you do this for me in the mall? 314 00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:46,620 - That was Joey's fault. - Aah. 315 00:19:46,622 --> 00:19:47,855 He is the worst. 316 00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:52,593 Ho, okay. Santa can hear you. 317 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,330 Thank you, Liv. 318 00:19:56,332 --> 00:19:59,300 Oh, you are not done, Maddie. Open your presents. 319 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:02,102 Oh. Okay. 320 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,408 Merry Wisconsin Christmas! 321 00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,379 Dang it. 322 00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,381 Merry Wisconsin Christmas! 323 00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:17,585 Diggie! Hi! Hi. 324 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:19,386 Merry Christmas, Maddie. 325 00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:21,455 Liv, seriously, best present ever. 326 00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:25,392 I missed you. 327 00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:26,594 I missed you. 328 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,602 Why do you smell like Beef McGravy's? 329 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:41,008 Because I brought some from Wisconsin... and it's at your house. 330 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,109 What? 331 00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:43,744 That's even better than you coming! 332 00:20:43,746 --> 00:20:45,679 - I know! Yeah! - Let's go! 333 00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:54,521 Well, looks like Santa Joey saved Christmas! 334 00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:59,760 Um... Yeah, you almost ruined everything. 335 00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:02,963 Exactly. Almost. 336 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:10,437 Oh! 337 00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,941 I miss you so much. 338 00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,878 Are you talking about me or the Beef McGravy's? 339 00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:21,515 Could it be both? 340 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:27,154 Maddie, how can you miss Wisconsin so much? 341 00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:29,490 It's December 23rd, I'm laying out in the sun 342 00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:32,092 wearing shorts, wondering if I should put on sunscreen. 343 00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:33,961 Yeah, I know. The sun's really nice. 344 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:40,034 What is that sound? 345 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,569 Uh... birds. 346 00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:47,408 It's December 23rd and the birds are singing! 347 00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:54,181 Hey, Diggie. You should get out there. I just surfed with dolphins! 348 00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:03,657 Maddie, it's December 23rd, it's sunny, the birds are singing, 349 00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:05,192 and there are dolphins! 350 00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,263 Tell me again why you're homesick. 351 00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:13,834 I mean, I'm... not homesick right now. 352 00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:22,076 Is that because of me or because of the week's worth of Beef McGravy's? 353 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:25,012 Hmm... 354 00:22:26,181 --> 00:22:27,581 Can it be both? 355 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,419 - No. - No. 356 00:22:37,659 --> 00:22:39,593 It's definitely... the Beef McGravy's. 357 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:43,397 You guys, Johnny is gonna sing. 358 00:22:43,399 --> 00:22:45,265 Johnny Nimbus is singing in our house! 359 00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,634 Whoo! 360 00:23:15,197 --> 00:23:17,164 And now the ones who can't sing! 361 00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:29,843 Ladies likey.