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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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All right.
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OK, Tommy. You can do this.
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You can take a step.
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Good job!
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Pretty soon you're gonna do this
all by yourself!
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You'll be walking and then running...
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And then going to college.
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And then I'll be a grandma.
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And you're gonna
put me in a nursing home.
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You've got a lot of nerve!
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Hey, you wanna hear a little secret?
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I finally made a decision
between Matt and Steve.
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Do you wanna know who I picked?
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I'll tell you.
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I know!
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I was as surprised as you are!
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We're back!
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Hi, Jackson.
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You've only been gone eight weeks
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and you're already taller than I am,
stop growing.
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It's not the only change.
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Ramona, tell everybody
how you did at Dance Camp.
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Mom, you know I hate to brag.
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OK, then I'll brag.
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Ramona won Best Dancer,
Most Likely To Star On Broadway
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and Happiest Feet.
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You forgot Jazziest Hands.
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And guess who won Oldest Dancer?
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Mom came up for Visitors' Day
and the visit never ended.
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Hey, I was only there
for the last six weeks.
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Of a seven-week program.
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Come on, we had so much fun. Oh.
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We had the whole camp
doing the Gibbler Gallop.
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Yeah, come on, let's do it.
Five, six, seven, eight...
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Sparkle, and sparkle
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and spin, and spin
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and spank, spank, spank...
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Oh, I knew you wanted to gallop.
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Well, while you guys were out galloping,
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I was at Wilderness Camp
breaking some hearts.
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- You wanna hear what happened?
- Hold on.
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My teenage son is actually about to
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share something that happened in his life?
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- You're right. Never mind.
- No, no! No.
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What happened?
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Well, let's just say the babes
were all over me like mosquitoes.
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But I did stay true to Lola.
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Poor thing must have been
missing her boo like crazy.
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- You're back!
- I sure am!
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I wanna hear every detail
of your entire summer!
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I wanna hear every detail
of your entire summer!
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Yeah, we'll catch up later.
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Don't make any plans this afternoon,
because I am throwing my annual...
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End-of-Summer-Back-to-School
Super...
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Fun Barbecue 2016!
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OK, maybe that name was too long.
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- Hey, Deej!
- Stephanie!
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Hi!
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- Welcome home.
- Stephanie!
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Oh, I missed you so, so much!
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I missed...
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- Why aren't you hugging me back?
- Because you left me at the airport.
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How rude.
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Was your plane late?
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No, I was right on time.
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I even put my bags in Kimmy's car.
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I went to move the luggage cart out of
the street and she drove off without me.
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I thought you were pretty quiet
on the ride home.
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Anyhoo, how was your summer in London?
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It was great.
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You know, I went back to see
if my ex-boyfriend was really a jerk.
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He was.
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But I met one of those palace guards
with the big, fuzzy hats.
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Turns out sometimes they do smile.
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Aunt Stephanie, Kimmy!
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Thank goodness you're back!
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Look what I taught Cosmo.
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Cosmo, roll over.
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Ah.
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Looks like you had a fun summer.
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It was boring.
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Before you guys left,
there was so much going on.
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Mom was a Mexican wrestler,
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Hunter Pence came to our house,
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there was a cow in the kitchen.
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The last fun thing
was that ridiculous wedding
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where Kimmy decided not to marry Fernando.
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Let the rejoicing begin.
Fernando has returned!
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Kimmy, you made the right decision.
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Kimberlina, mi amor,
how I missed you all summer.
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Yuck!
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Everybody, I have a funny story.
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While I was gone on the racing circuit,
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I forgot to pay my rent,
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so my landlord evicted me.
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So now...
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I will be moving in here!
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Perhaps my story was not so funny?
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Perhaps you should have paid your rent?
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Oh, Max.
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I missed you least of all.
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No need to worry.
Fernando's only moving in temporarily.
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You won't even know he's here.
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This way, gentlemen.
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Only seven more loads to go, OK?
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That had better be Spanish for
"I'm leaving tomorrow."
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Hello, ladies.
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Your meat has arrived.
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Ah, now that's how every man
should enter a room.
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Hi.
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Oh, so I brought steak, burgers,
chicken, shrimp, ribs and lobster.
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And Matt brought some stuff
for you guys to eat.
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- Steve, you're hilarious.
- No, you are, you told me to say that.
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Yeah, but you're delivery was hysterical!
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It's so funny
how those guys became best friends.
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I know.
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I hope it doesn't affect their friendship
when I tell them which one I wanna date.
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You're finally choosing somebody?
Oh, it's about time!
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Yeah, well, I spent the whole summer
just getting to know myself
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and working on me
and... and now I am finally ready
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to have a meaningful relationship
with someone other than me.
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You gotta pick Steve.
You guys are each other's destiny.
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No. No, no, no.
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You have to pick Matt.
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You guys are great partners
at the Pet Clinic
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and, far more importantly,
Matt is insanely hot.
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I know, I'm extremely lucky. I have
two incredible guys that want me so bad!
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But I've made my decision.
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And?
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I am choosing...
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DJ?
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We've got something to tell you.
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Oh. And I have something to tell you guys.
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OK, you go.
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- No, you go.
- OK, I'll go first.
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- Somebody go first.
- OK, I... We will go first.
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Steve and I...
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have found someone special.
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Each other?
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You know, I always had a feeling.
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No, although if I were so inclined,
this big daddy would be a home run.
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Boop!
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So, DJ, remember when you chose yourself
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and you said we should just go live
our lives and not wait around for you?
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I... really said that?
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Uh, yeah, and then you sent us
that group text
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with the bitmoji of yourself giving
the thumbs up saying to go for it.
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Oh, I did do that.
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So anyway, after a two-week camping trip
alone in the woods...
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we decided that we need women.
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So... we fixed each other up.
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And now we both have girlfriends.
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And it's all because you told us
to "Go for it", so thank you.
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You're welcome!
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Wow!
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Hah! I'm... I'm so happy for you guys.
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Wow.
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Did I already say that? 'Cause, well, yay!
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Well, DJ, what's your big news?
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Oh, yeah.
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My big news. Well...
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Oh, the End-of-Summer-Back-to-School
Super Fun Barbecue 2016...
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starts at 3 o'clock.
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So the time is the same.
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Right.
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Because sometimes I change it.
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But not today, so that's big news.
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Hey, would it be weird
if we brought our girlfriends?
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It would be weird
if you didn't bring them!
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Oh, I can't want to meet them.
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Oh, they cannot wait to meet you.
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All right, well, we will see you at 3:00,
because the time did not change.
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- They're gonna love your girlfriend.
- She's gonna love your girlfriend.
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Wow.
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Did not see that coming. Whoo!
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Man, I mean, talk about ripping
your heart out
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and stomping on it right in front of you.
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If I were you, I would be on the floor
sobbing like a blubbering baby.
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OK, I think she gets this is not ideal.
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I am totally fine with this.
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I mean, I am really happy for Matt
and Steve and for their girlfriends.
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And I'm happy for me.
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I am happy, happy, happy, OK?
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Did you buy that?
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Nope.
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That poor thing is a Lifetime movie
waiting to happen.
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♪ I can feel it in my toes
Drop to the beat like no one knows ♪
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♪ They don't know me like that ♪
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♪ Well, they don't know me like that ♪
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♪ Shimmy shakin' everywhere... ♪
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Can we help you?
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Yeah, I just stopped by
to say hey to my bae.
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Hey, bae.
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Help me here.
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Jackson, Lola doesn't wanna
hurt your feelings,
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but she's not your bae.
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Not my bae?
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What about our full-on makeout session
after Kimmy's almost wedding?
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You remember?
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That wasn't a makeout session.
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That's how I kiss my grandma.
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You must really like your grandma.
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The point is we're just friends.
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I'm back in the friend zone?
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I spent all last year clawing my way out.
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Well, I guess you missed out
on Action Jackson.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll wait for you forever.
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Action out.
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Man, I just said something really stupid.
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Yeah, I heard you say, "Action out."
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Hey, Mom, were you ever a teenage girl?
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Uh, yeah, for seven years.
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What did guys do to impress you
way back in the olden days?
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Well, you know,
they churned some buttermilk...
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raised a barn...
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Look, if this is about impressing Lola,
just be yourself. You're a great guy.
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You're my mom. That means nothing.
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OK. How's this?
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Women love confidence.
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Oh, I used to love when Steve
would make a big confident entrance.
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He used to walk right in
and take what he wanted.
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From the refrigerator.
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Big confident entrance.
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I like that.
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Yeah. Hey, any girl would be lucky
to have a handsome young man like you.
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Thanks, Mom.
But once again, that means nothing.
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Kimberlina, mi amor.
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Finally, my endless summer
of endless loneliness has ended.
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Hold that thought.
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I promised DJ and Stephanie
I would talk to you
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about moving in without even asking.
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What are you doing?
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I'm wiggling.
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You know what that does to me.
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Now what are you doing?
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I'm nibbling.
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You're wiggling and nibbling?
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It's called wibbling.
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Well, your wibbling has me wobbling.
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Fernando, I'm serious.
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00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,034
They don't want you moving in.
257
00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,787
In time, DJ and Stephanie
will grow to love me
258
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,789
because I am an acquired taste.
259
00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:45,042
Like bleu cheese dressing.
260
00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:47,795
Or public television.
261
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,632
Don't make me beg
262
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,926
like a PBS pledge drive.
263
00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:58,180
This is so unfair.
264
00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:01,642
I have homework
and school doesn't start till Monday.
265
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:04,937
Well, at least you got a summer break.
266
00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:07,523
I had to work all day every day,
267
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,650
sometimes on the weekends.
268
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,568
Mom.
269
00:15:10,651 --> 00:15:12,153
We're talking about me.
270
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:15,448
Right.
271
00:15:15,906 --> 00:15:19,201
But, you know, Max,
this is a pretty cool project.
272
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,413
It's called,
"One Kid Can Make a Difference."
273
00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:25,625
You're supposed to pick a problem
facing the world from this list
274
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:26,751
and help solve it.
275
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:32,590
So I have to get rid of global warming,
unsafe drinking water,
276
00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:36,427
plastic pollution,
government corruption...
277
00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,306
Third Grade just got real.
278
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:47,146
♪ I've tried way overthinkin' it ♪
279
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:49,065
♪ Oversimplifyin' it ♪
280
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,777
♪ Oh, oh, love is still a mystery ♪
281
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,615
Yo-ho! I was just looking for Kimmy,
but please keep singing.
282
00:15:57,698 --> 00:15:58,991
That was rad-adj.
283
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:01,577
Rad-adj?
284
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,162
As in rad-adjacent.
285
00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:08,542
Ah. Well, it's just a new tune I'm playing
around with. Kimmy's inside.
286
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,587
"Kimmy's Inside"
is a terrible name for a song.
287
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:15,091
But please, finish. You sound amazing.
288
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:16,759
Sure,
289
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,844
hunky guy in a really tight T-shirt.
290
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:24,141
♪ Gonna take love slow
And look at where I've been ♪
291
00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:26,310
♪ Take love slow ♪
292
00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:28,187
♪ Stop all this rushin' in ♪
293
00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:31,691
♪ It's so easy makin' promises ♪
294
00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:35,361
♪ But this time it's different ♪
295
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:38,864
♪ Gonna take love slow ♪
296
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:43,160
♪ Give love time to grow ♪
297
00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:48,874
♪ Gonna take love slow ♪
298
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:53,129
What's happening?
299
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,005
We're about to kiss.
300
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:57,633
That's crazy.
301
00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:01,554
I mean, especially since I'm singing
a song called "Gotta Take Love Slow."
302
00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:05,516
I feel like your lips are like magnets
and I'm like a refrigerator.
303
00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:11,522
Wow.
304
00:17:11,605 --> 00:17:13,149
I know!
305
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:16,110
Jimmy?
306
00:17:16,193 --> 00:17:18,821
- Yo-ho! Kimmy!
- Hey!
307
00:17:19,697 --> 00:17:22,658
Five, six, seven, eight,
and sparkle, and sparkle,
308
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,160
and spin, and spin,
309
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,995
and spank, spank, spank, spank.
310
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,496
Yes!
311
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,498
Wait, wait, wait...
312
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,876
Why is he galloping like a Gibbler?
313
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:34,920
Because all Gibblers gallop.
314
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,882
This is my little brother, Jimmy.
315
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,720
I just kissed a Gibbler?
316
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,557
You just kissed a Tanner?
317
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:48,768
Ew!
318
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,896
Why didn't you tell me
you were Kimmy's brother?
319
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:56,192
Well, I just figured you remembered me.
I mean, who kisses a total stranger?
320
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:57,985
Stephanie.
321
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:02,907
I just, I haven't seen you
since you were a scrawny little kid.
322
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,493
- I mean, you look completely different.
- Yeah.
323
00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:06,702
I got a haircut.
324
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,914
Jimmy, what are you doing back in town?
325
00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:13,876
Well, I was driving the RV to Portland
and then I thought, "Why?"
326
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,628
You know?
327
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:17,546
And then I thought, "Man, I'm hungry."
328
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,091
And then I thought, "I'm gonna stop
at the Tanners' and get some free food."
329
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:23,719
That's the Gibbler way.
330
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,930
- One more time!
- Five, six, seven, eight...
331
00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:28,474
And sparkle, and sparkle,
and spin, and spin...
332
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,976
- Come on Stephanie, get in here!
- Spank, spank,...
333
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,061
Oh, she's leaving.
334
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:35,397
- Well, how's Uncle Andy been?
- He's still allergic to shrimp.
335
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,609
That surprises me.
That's so shellfish of him.
336
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,990
Mini Bro, this is gonna blow your mind.
337
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:50,412
Global warming will make the seas rise
and wipe out San Francisco.
338
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,747
Our food is full of poison.
339
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:58,838
There's an island of plastic trash
the size of Texas floating in the ocean.
340
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,592
The world is falling apart!
341
00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:13,269
And not to make you feel bad, but
your disposable diapers aren't helping.
342
00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:23,779
Hey, you guys forgot to wear
your barbecue T-shirts.
343
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,533
Sure, let's go with "Forgot."
344
00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,703
Hello, beautiful ladies.
345
00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:34,540
Oh, Kimmy, did you tell Fernando
that we don't want him living here?
346
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,710
Hola, I am right here.
347
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:40,838
Yes, that's the problem.
348
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,216
Fernando is very useful.
349
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,093
He can reach things on the top shelf.
350
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,262
We have a ladder.
351
00:19:49,263 --> 00:19:51,473
I can fend off intruders.
352
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,184
You're the intruder.
353
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:56,979
- I'll get it.
- No.
354
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,231
Someone who actually lives here
will get it.
355
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:06,155
Hi, DJ, Kimmy. I want you guys
to meet my new girlfriend, Crystal.
356
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,282
Oh, gosh, it's so nice meeting you.
357
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:10,534
I've heard so many
good things about you from Matt.
358
00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:13,495
Oh, and I've heard nothing about you.
359
00:20:15,789 --> 00:20:18,709
Like how young and fit you are.
360
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,170
Me?
361
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,212
Look at you!
362
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:26,091
But I could help your posture.
363
00:20:26,175 --> 00:20:28,677
If I could just organize your pubic bone.
364
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,721
Oh, no, no. We just met. We just...
365
00:20:32,389 --> 00:20:34,558
Oh, actually, that does feel better.
366
00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:37,186
Do me! Do me!
367
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,398
Hey, DJ. Meet my girlfriend, CJ.
368
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,153
Her name is CJ?
369
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,280
What are the odds of that?
370
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:52,785
My real name is Connie Jane,
but everyone calls me Ceej.
371
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,913
Small world, huh, Deej?
372
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,624
Do you mind if I give you a hug?
373
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,584
I come from a family of huggers.
374
00:21:01,251 --> 00:21:03,420
OK, this is getting weird.
375
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,507
You know what else is weird?
You guys are both doctors.
376
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,969
Only you work on, you know, hamsters and
stuff and she works on real people, but...
377
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,138
Steve, stop boasting.
378
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,264
Holy Rolaids.
379
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,810
Oh, Mylanta.
380
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:23,273
Son of a Tums,
you both swear with antacids.
381
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,026
You know, maybe I have a type.
382
00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:29,405
You think?
383
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,158
Well, hey, as long as we're
getting to know each other,
384
00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:35,744
Crystal teaches something called
Cirque du Pilates.
385
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,745
Show them.
386
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,164
- Are you sure? I mean...
- Yeah, do your tricks.
387
00:21:39,248 --> 00:21:41,125
OK, it is really roomy in here.
388
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,295
Oops...
389
00:21:45,963 --> 00:21:46,880
This is fun.
390
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,551
She has a lot of energy.
391
00:21:52,094 --> 00:21:54,805
Well, I'd better get in there.
There's a lobster with my name on it.
392
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:58,017
Literally, I wrote "Steve H" on its tail,
so everybody just back off.
393
00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:03,564
Oh. Hey, thank you for having me.
394
00:22:03,647 --> 00:22:06,567
I feel like we're gonna be great friends.
395
00:22:08,318 --> 00:22:11,447
Sorry, I just...
I love to hug, Deej.
396
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:20,039
You know, I hate to say it,
but I really like their girlfriends.
397
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:21,290
They're so nice.
398
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,751
Well, they may be nice, but you're nicer.
399
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,379
And they may be pretty,
but you're prettier.
400
00:22:27,963 --> 00:22:29,715
And they may be young, but you're...
401
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:35,721
The truth is,
I just wish I had a boyfriend.
402
00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:37,556
At least for the next couple of hours.
403
00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:39,600
Well, I might be able to help with that.
404
00:22:39,683 --> 00:22:41,685
What? No, Kimmy, wait.
What are you thinking?
405
00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:43,061
- Just follow.
- Kimmy...
406
00:22:47,107 --> 00:22:50,486
Hey, Jimmy. I want you
to pretend to be DJ's boyfriend.
407
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,197
Whoa.
408
00:22:54,031 --> 00:22:55,324
That is not a good idea.
409
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,409
You're right. It's a great idea.
410
00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,579
Look at those happy couples over there.
411
00:23:00,662 --> 00:23:03,582
So then I said,
"In that case, I'll take it to go!"
412
00:23:08,462 --> 00:23:12,007
Don't you deserve to pretend to be
as happy as those people actually are?
413
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,428
OK, fine.
414
00:23:16,512 --> 00:23:19,389
I'll pretend that Jimmy is my boyfriend.
415
00:23:19,473 --> 00:23:21,099
But I really like Steph.
416
00:23:21,183 --> 00:23:24,019
I mean, what if you fall for me real hard?
417
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,773
I think we're safe.
418
00:23:28,315 --> 00:23:29,942
Come with me.
419
00:23:30,025 --> 00:23:30,859
Come on.
420
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,239
Attention, everybody.
421
00:23:35,322 --> 00:23:37,950
DJ would like to introduce you
to her new boyfriend.
422
00:23:38,534 --> 00:23:39,618
DJ has a new boyfriend?
423
00:23:41,912 --> 00:23:45,082
Yeah, so I guess this is my new man,
Jimmy Gibbler.
424
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,503
Let's give them a nice Bay Area welcome.
425
00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:56,093
Thank you, San Francisco.
426
00:23:57,344 --> 00:23:59,221
You're really dating a Gibbler?
427
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:03,058
Hey, anyone would be lucky
to have a Gibbler.
428
00:24:05,018 --> 00:24:08,522
They are the sexiest creatures
to ever strut the Earth.
429
00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:11,024
It's true.
430
00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:13,735
Watch me walk past any construction site.
431
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,112
Pandemonium.
432
00:24:16,947 --> 00:24:19,032
DJ and I love to scuba.
433
00:24:22,578 --> 00:24:24,913
Yes, we love to scuba.
434
00:24:25,414 --> 00:24:29,585
With the rubber suits and the...
Riding dolphins in the ocean.
435
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:31,545
Right, big guy?
436
00:24:31,628 --> 00:24:33,130
You... You know it, big momma.
437
00:24:37,384 --> 00:24:39,678
Hey, look who's up from his nap?
438
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:43,098
Stephanie, this is not what it looks like.
439
00:24:43,807 --> 00:24:46,059
Uh, well, it looks like a barbecue.
440
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:51,064
DJ, I'm sorry.
It's been a beautiful two minutes.
441
00:24:51,148 --> 00:24:55,027
But I just... I feel like
we're drifting apart, you know?
442
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:56,361
I have to break up with you.
443
00:24:59,406 --> 00:25:02,117
Yes, people, it's true.
I'm crazy about Stephanie.
444
00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:08,373
I've had a huge crush on you,
ever since we were little kids.
445
00:25:08,457 --> 00:25:10,584
I mean, one of my
all time favorite memories
446
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:14,296
is you were playing guitar
and then I came into the back yard,
447
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:15,797
and then we kissed.
448
00:25:16,465 --> 00:25:18,300
Uh, that was like half an hour ago.
449
00:25:19,801 --> 00:25:22,095
And I think about that moment
all the time.
450
00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:25,891
And if that's your baby,
I'll raise him as my own.
451
00:25:27,017 --> 00:25:28,685
Actually, that's my baby.
452
00:25:30,479 --> 00:25:33,941
Oh, calm down, guys.
We already knew that.
453
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,696
You poor thing.
454
00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:42,199
Your sister stole your man.
455
00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:45,285
So what? Does she look humiliated?
456
00:25:45,994 --> 00:25:47,245
Well, a little.
457
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,373
But if I know DJ,
458
00:25:49,456 --> 00:25:52,793
she's on her way to the wharf right now
to pick up three new boyfriends.
459
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:56,588
I'm standing right here.
460
00:25:58,340 --> 00:25:59,257
That's right.
461
00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:00,550
Make them come to you.
462
00:26:02,886 --> 00:26:07,307
OK, I'm just gonna take a break
and think about my poor life decisions.
463
00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:08,266
Good times!
464
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,940
That's pretty uncool, man.
465
00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:16,483
Way uncool, man.
466
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:18,318
I know.
467
00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:20,737
I wish I could go back in time
and change things,
468
00:26:20,821 --> 00:26:23,740
but that's not the way time works,
as I understand it.
469
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,496
Hey, guys. What did I miss?
470
00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:33,083
Your uncle hooked up
with your mom's best friend,
471
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,544
then left her for her sister,
472
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:38,505
although, to be fair,
DJ never told him she had a baby.
473
00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:43,635
Hey, Lola! Here comes Action Jackson!
474
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,889
Oh, oh, no.
475
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,229
Don't worry, Lola. I'm OK.
476
00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,606
Lola left ten minutes ago.
477
00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:00,569
Yeah. It's probably for the best.
478
00:27:03,196 --> 00:27:06,199
Hey, Max. Why aren't you at the barbecue?
479
00:27:12,873 --> 00:27:14,916
What's the point of a barbecue?
480
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:17,085
What's the point of anything?
481
00:27:19,046 --> 00:27:20,297
What's wrong, buddy?
482
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,592
Everything.
483
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,219
How can one little kid make a difference
484
00:27:26,303 --> 00:27:28,138
when our problems are so big?
485
00:27:30,098 --> 00:27:31,558
We're doomed.
486
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:38,440
The whole world is poisoned,
polluted and way too hot.
487
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,693
Because we ruined it.
488
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,404
Well, you ruined it.
489
00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:47,032
I'm only eight.
490
00:27:48,784 --> 00:27:50,786
Yeah, we did mess it up pretty good.
491
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:53,663
But we could still make it better.
492
00:27:53,747 --> 00:27:57,417
You know, just because we made mistakes,
it doesn't mean we can't fix them.
493
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,630
Unless, let's say, you spent
the whole summer obsessed with yourself,
494
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:04,758
and let two great guys get away.
495
00:28:04,841 --> 00:28:09,596
I'm never gonna find
anyone as good as Matt or Steve.
496
00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:12,265
I'm gonna be single
for the rest of my life.
497
00:28:12,766 --> 00:28:16,269
I might as well start adopting cats
and stop washing my hair.
498
00:28:18,021 --> 00:28:19,606
Worst pep talk ever.
499
00:28:22,984 --> 00:28:25,112
Mom. Tommy's walking.
500
00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:26,613
All by himself.
501
00:28:29,116 --> 00:28:30,242
Tommy!
502
00:28:30,325 --> 00:28:32,536
You did it! Yes!
503
00:28:33,495 --> 00:28:34,496
Oh!
504
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,289
Hey!
505
00:28:36,373 --> 00:28:37,666
Hey.
506
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,460
We wanted you to see this.
507
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,337
Did you see that, Max?
508
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:46,216
No matter how many times Tommy fell,
he never gave up.
509
00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:48,468
That right there is the human spirit.
510
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,220
So we can't give up either.
511
00:28:50,303 --> 00:28:54,349
We have to keep searching
for ways to stop climate change and,
512
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,642
and achieve world peace
513
00:28:55,725 --> 00:28:57,978
and plot my revenge
against Matt and Steve,
514
00:28:58,061 --> 00:28:59,521
and end poverty.
515
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:03,191
And have universal healthcare
and fair elections.
516
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:04,985
And have a relationship with Lola.
517
00:29:05,068 --> 00:29:06,987
And finally focus on my music career.
518
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:08,947
And become a really awesome dancer.
519
00:29:09,489 --> 00:29:11,366
And figure things out with Fernando.
520
00:29:12,242 --> 00:29:15,829
And find a nice throw rug
that pulls my new room together.
521
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,916
You don't officially live here.
522
00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:22,711
You know you love me.
523
00:29:23,712 --> 00:29:25,380
Everybody, group hug.
524
00:29:26,548 --> 00:29:27,549
And you're wet.
525
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,263
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
526
00:29:35,789 --> 00:29:40,789
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