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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Here's a crazy thought.
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You guys ever try
interacting with each other?
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Who do you think we're texting?
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[all three laugh]
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[Ramona] That was a good one.
[Jackson] Yeah.
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Oh, man, it's 4:30,
gotta go Facetime Lola.
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Hey, sounds like
you're finally getting somewhere.
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Well, I'm actually Facetiming her brother,
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but with any luck
she'll be in the background.
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Jackson's my best friend.
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But man, he's got no game.
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He's been working Lola for eight months
and all he got was one pathetic pity peck.
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Yeah, the poor kid
called it a makeout session.
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Delusional.
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[giggles]
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So, how many guys have you kissed?
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None of your business.
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So, zero?
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I'm just waiting for the right guy.
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But I don't know if I'll ever find him
in our lame school.
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All of the boys are so immature.
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It's true. We're very childish.
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But hey, if I were you,
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I'd get that first kiss out of the way
so you know what you're doing.
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Maybe with someone
you don't like at all. Like me.
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You have a good point.
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I really don't like you.
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Then Popko's the guy
for all your makeout needs.
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Step into my office and...
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take a seat.
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OK.
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Let's do it.
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Really?
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[scoffs] That worked?
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Yes. I wanna get
my first kiss out of the way.
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Just stop talking before I change my mind.
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Wow.
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So that's what all the fuss was about.
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There's no way that was your first kiss.
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You were pretty good.
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One more and you'll really have it down.
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OK, let's do it again.
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Yuck!
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I watch TV on that couch.
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- Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?
- No. We don't even like each other.
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Just so you know, Cosmo,
when I kiss you that means I love you.
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You teenagers are so shallow.
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Tommy, can I have a bite?
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Mmm...
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Mmm! So good!
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Hi.
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Hey, Deej.
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[sighs] Stephanie, feed me too.
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[sighs] Something strained,
I'm too tired to chew.
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Well I've seen this before.
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A cup of tea, a hot bubble bath,
you'll be in bed by 9:30.
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So not true.
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I'll never make it to 9:30.
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Come on, let's go out.
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It's Saturday night. It's been ages
since we've had a sister night.
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Oh, you know what's in town?
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My favorite musical!
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We are not seeing Wicked again.
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But it's about sisters!
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And it's a sister night!
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Let it go.
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Oh, we could go to the Frozen singalong!
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You know what?
Just take your bubble bath and go to bed.
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What? OK, OK, OK.
Well, what do you wanna do?
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Well, you know, you've had a couple
rough weeks in the romance department.
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You let Steve and Matt get away,
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and then you got rejected by the UPS guy.
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What UPS guy?
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Well, I tried to set you up,
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but he said he wasn't available
for five to seven business days
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and then you'd have to be here
when he arrives.
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Look, the point is we need
to find you a good guy.
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No, I don't need a good guy.
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I just need a night out with my sister.
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Agreed, which is why you should
go and put on a pretty party dress
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and go out as if we were meeting guys,
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which we're not.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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You guys better not be
going out without me.
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We're the she-wolf pack!
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In the words of The Jungle Book,
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"The wolf is the pack
and the pack is the wolf."
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[howls]
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Oh, sorry. Do you wanna go out with us?
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Nah, I'm busy.
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So where are we gonna go?
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We're gonna go to an amazing party
where everyone is dressed fabulously
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and we're gonna eat and drink
and dance for free. It's called a wedding.
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Ooh, I love weddings. Whose wedding?
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Don't know until we crash it.
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We're gonna be wedding crashers?
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I'm a good girl gone bad!
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Let's stay out till 10:30.
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I'll pay for it tomorrow,
but what the hey!
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Oh, yeah, you're one wild and crazy momma.
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Mom, I've got big news.
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- I can tell you anything, right?
- Of course you can, we're like sisters.
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In fact, we're like twin sisters.
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From a distance.
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At night.
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Mom, you'll never believe it.
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I just had my first kiss!
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[both scream]
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When was it? Where was it? Who was it?
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Five minutes ago. Living room. Popko.
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Popko?
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That cocky little kid with the hat?
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I mean, that's great, honey.
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It's OK, Mom.
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I mean, I thought he was conceited too,
but now that I kissed him,
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he's not that bad.
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Really?
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Yeah, and he's kinda cute too.
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That pork pie hat is adorable.
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I know.
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Now I think I kinda like him.
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Aww.
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Hey, Popko just texted me.
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He wants to know if you wanna go to the
movies with him and some friends tonight.
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He does?
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He likes me too!
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Get used to it.
The Gibbler women are like man magnets.
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OK, tell him Ramona said, "Yeah, sure."
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Wait, no, no.
That sounds too desperate, right? Um...
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Say, "OK, whatever."
And type it just like I said it.
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OK, whatever.
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Perfect!
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Excuse me, Ramona.
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What are you doing?
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As a part of my One Kid
Can Make A Difference project,
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I'm watering your plants
with my recycled bathtub water.
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You're welcome.
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You're using dirty bath water?
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No, it has soap in it.
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So it's clean.
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Why aren't you smarter?
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Max, I have bigger problems here.
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What dress should I wear
on my first date with Popko?
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We're going to the movies.
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Wait. You have a date
with the kid you don't like.
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Yes. Because I changed my mind
and now I like him.
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I get it.
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I was the same way with Blake Shelton.
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There's just something about him.
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So, movie date.
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Always dress to match your snacks,
in case you spill.
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What's your favorite Icee flavor?
Blue or red?
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- Red.
- There's your answer.
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Now let's talk shoes.
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OK.
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How about these?
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Flats?
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Don't you have anything in a chunky heel?
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[doorbell rings]
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Here we go, this is really happening!
Oh, honey, you look so pretty.
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Come here. Aww.
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[Spanish accent]
I'm going to let this boy know
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there will be no monkey business.
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And then I'll make him like me.
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Just please do not embarrass me.
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- Hey, Popko.
- Hey.
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- Hey, dude.
- Hello, Señor Popko.
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[speaks in Spanish]
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[continues to speak
threateningly in Spanish]
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Hey, bro.
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Have a gnarly night.
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OK, everybody say goodbye to my parents.
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- Have a great night!
- We will!
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- Not too great a night!
- Uh-huh.
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Hey, I'm watching you.
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I'm sorry. They only have one kid.
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Hey, Popko.
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Cute hat.
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It's the same one I always wear.
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You're so funny!
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[giggles unnaturally]
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So, you guys wanna see the Kevin Hart
movie that came out today,
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or the Kevin Hart movie
that came out yesterday?
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Yesterday. [giggles unnaturally]
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What is wrong with you?
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Nothing. That's how I laugh.
[giggles again]
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Hey, babe, what do you wanna see?
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Whichever one you want.
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I was talking to Bethany.
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Oh.
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Boy... So you guys are a thing?
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We don't like labels, but it's all good.
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Sure.
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All good.
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What in the heck is going on here?!
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Max, don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it?
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I just spent 25 minutes
picking out the perfect outfit
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for Ramona's date with you.
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And then I walk into this...
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You thought we were on a date?
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I didn't think we were on a date.
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Oh, yes, she did.
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And if you weren't
two feet taller than me,
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we'd be taking this outside.
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What is going on here?
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I have no idea.
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Neither do I. Let's go see that movie.
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That's right, Popko. You'd best walk away.
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You're lucky
I'm not allowed out after dark!
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[jazz music plays]
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Why would you buy a gift
for a wedding you weren't invited to?
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Because I'm not gonna show up
empty-handed.
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And this is a beautiful soup ladle.
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They'll enjoy it for years to come.
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Ooh.
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Here. It looks like Mickey O'Malley
is marrying Colleen O'Shaughnessy.
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Oh, an Irish wedding!
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I hope there'll be riverdancing, I always
wanted to be Mrs. Michael Flatley.
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Who?
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The Lord of the Dance?
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Traditional Celtic folk dancing?
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And I thought you were dope, yo.
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All right. Hey, let's skip ahead, OK?
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Now, remember, the key
to crashing a wedding is to blend in.
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So if anyone asks, just make up
a fun name and a generic back story.
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Oh, can I do an Irish accent?
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Maybe. Let me hear it.
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[very bad Irish accent]
Someone's after me lucky charms.
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Me pink hearts, orange moons,
yellow stars, green clovers.
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No.
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- But I dee-diddlee-dee-dee-dee...
- No. No.
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OK, I know I said that
we weren't coming here to meet guys,
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and I meant it when I said it,
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but now that we're here, look over there.
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[sighs]
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Stephanie, I am not here to meet men.
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Come on, this is a wedding!
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It's the only time single guys
fantasize about settling down.
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- Come on.
- No.
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I'm just here to have a fun night with
my sister and maybe have a good meal,
257
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:44,867
that potato...
258
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,953
- Hi.
- [Irish accent] Hi, yourself.
259
00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,955
That's a lovely dress you have on there.
260
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,500
That's a lovely face you have on there.
261
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,046
I'm Sean, what's your name?
262
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,423
My name...
263
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,385
My name is Sinead.
264
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,345
O'Connor.
265
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,559
So, Sinead, do you know
the bride or the groom?
266
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,813
That depends. Do you know
the bride or the groom?
267
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,483
I'm the groom's second cousin.
268
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:22,029
Oh, well, in that case
I'm the bride's fifth cousin.
269
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,865
From County Cork.
270
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:26,658
Which is in Ireland.
271
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,703
What happened to your accent?
272
00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:32,039
Oh, it was terrible so I dropped it.
273
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,290
[laughs]
274
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:40,464
So... Are you here with someone, or...
275
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,550
- Oh. Just my sister.
- Oh.
276
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,886
Carol.
277
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,554
O'Connor.
278
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,139
Right.
279
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,599
Sister Carol!
280
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,477
Meet Sean.
281
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,853
- Hi.
- Hi.
282
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:59,733
I was just telling him that we are from
County Cork, which is in Ireland.
283
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,070
[whispers] I am so good at this!
284
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,572
[low voice] He can hear you.
285
00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,325
I can hear both of you.
286
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,289
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
287
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,418
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
288
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,795
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
289
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,716
Don't forget, when I get tired
you guys have to tickle me.
290
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,009
[knocking at the window]
291
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,012
Look, Tommy! It's Peter Pan.
292
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,306
Came to take us to Neverland!
293
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,187
Never mind, it's just Ramona.
294
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,189
What are you doing here?
295
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,150
I'm hiding from my parents.
296
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,734
Why aren't you at the movies?
297
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,238
I left early. I hated seeing Popko
on a date with that Bethany.
298
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,614
You and me both.
299
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,950
I need to hang out here
for a couple of hours,
300
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,743
so my parents think I had fun tonight.
301
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,164
They were so excited for me.
I just don't wanna let them down.
302
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,166
Plus it's pretty embarrassing for you.
303
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,586
Anyway,
304
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,337
you're on tickle duty.
305
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,589
I gotta use the can.
306
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,177
You don't buy apple juice,
you just rent it.
307
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,017
[both] ♪ Oh Danny boy ♪
308
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:19,438
[both]
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
309
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,857
[both] ♪ From glen to glen ♪
310
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:25,110
[both] ♪ And down the mountainside ♪
311
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,570
[both laugh]
312
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,948
I know who Danny is.
313
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,783
But who are the glen guys?
314
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:32,701
[laughs]
315
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,704
I am having the best time with you.
316
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,788
Me too.
317
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,749
Hey, do you wanna trade numbers?
318
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,959
Oh, yes, I'd love to.
319
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,630
I think so, I just...
OK, let me grab my phone.
320
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,132
And talk to my sister,
because she picked you out.
321
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,597
Mmm. You gotta try this corned beef.
322
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,310
It is amazing. I mean, it's so salty
I can feel my feet swelling.
323
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,437
I don't even care.
324
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:05,192
OK, this is crazy, but I think
I'm gonna give that guy my number.
325
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,069
Ooh. Go for it.
326
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,613
Yeah, but I don't do things like this.
327
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,156
But maybe I should.
328
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,575
I'm always wondering what could go wrong.
329
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,370
Maybe I should start wondering
what could go right.
330
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,456
I'll tell you what's right. This sandwich.
331
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,169
- You're not even listening to me.
- Yeah, I am. Go get your phone.
332
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:27,548
Ooh... Here.
Stash this spicy mustard in your purse.
333
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,760
[sighs]
334
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,345
Your sister is great.
335
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,888
Well, she really likes you.
336
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,015
And she's super picky about guys.
337
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,559
[scoffs] So am I.
338
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,574
Uh... huh?
339
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,118
You two know I'm gay, right?
340
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,328
You're gay!
341
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,413
Yeah.
342
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,915
Of course we knew that you were gay.
343
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,542
I mean, we know gay.
344
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,338
You know, we grew up
in a house, actually, with three dads.
345
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,673
Oh.
346
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,843
Yeah, one was, you know,
obsessed with his hair.
347
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,720
one was obsessed with cleaning
348
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,805
and the other one
had a Woodchuck puppet.
349
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,269
I had a confusing childhood,
but there was a lot of love.
350
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,689
- Um, do you wanna trade numbers?
- Right. Yeah.
351
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,484
And, if you're free, do you wanna
have dinner tomorrow night?
352
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,194
I'd love to.
353
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,280
Uh, Sinead.
354
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,036
Carol, I love you to death,
but you're kind of hovering.
355
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,829
[Irish music plays]
356
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,791
Oh, Riverdance!
357
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,461
Sean, do you know how?
358
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,087
Are you kidding?
359
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,798
It was my dream
to be Mrs. Michael Flatley.
360
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,217
Me too!
361
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,552
Wait, what?
362
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,642
I'm just gonna...
363
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,187
Woo! Hah! Yeah.
364
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,480
Uh...
365
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,275
Sinead. We need to talk about Sean.
366
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,028
I know! Isn't he great?
367
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,155
He's handsome, he's charming.
368
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,782
Look at those high kicks!
369
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,619
He's the pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow.
370
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,497
Yeah, about that rainbow.
371
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,542
Woo.
372
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,799
O... K. Uh, sorry.
373
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,966
Yeah...
374
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,969
[Stephanie] Hey, Deej, we need to talk.
375
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,555
Look.
376
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,266
He's just not the right match for you.
377
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,310
Why would you say that?
378
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:46,269
Because...
379
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,187
[music stops]
380
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,438
...Sean is gay.
381
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,485
Is that true?
382
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,445
It is.
383
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,281
And now my grandparents know.
384
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,367
[snapping]
385
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,708
I think it's fabulous,
'cause now we can just be friends
386
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,253
without all that pesky physical attraction
that I had and you didn't.
387
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,629
[laughs]
388
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:14,214
Do you still wanna have dinner?
389
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,174
I'd love to.
390
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,719
But right now,
I'd like to talk to that cute waiter.
391
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,137
Be right back.
392
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,306
Here.
393
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,267
A toast.
394
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:26,893
To my sister.
395
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:31,189
You took a shot, you know.
I mean, you hit to wrong target, but...
396
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,859
But I'm proud of you.
397
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,777
Yeah, me too.
398
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,364
You know, I crashed a wedding,
I hit on a gay guy.
399
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784
And I used the men's room
'cause I didn't wanna wait in line.
400
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,912
Now that's a good place to meet men.
401
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,458
I... I wish I could be more like you.
402
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:53,462
You're always ready for adventure,
You just go for it all the time.
403
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,213
I wish I could be more like you.
404
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,590
You're always so together.
405
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,301
You even wake up every morning
in a good mood.
406
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,552
What's your secret?
407
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,012
I go to sleep at 9:30.
408
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,599
Come on, girls, get ready!
409
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,059
Oh! She's gonna throw the bouquet!
410
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,686
Oh.... Wait, wait...
411
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,354
Make sure that you do not...
412
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,272
Whoo!
413
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,940
Woo-hoo! [laughs]
414
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,155
Don't catch the bouquet,
because we're not supposed to be here.
415
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,948
Oops, yeah.
416
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,451
Sorry, didn't mean to catch this.
You can do it again.
417
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,702
I'll take that!
418
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,663
[Irish accent] Who are you exactly?
419
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,501
Oh, we're your fifth cousins
from County Cork.
420
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,337
I don't have cousins from County Cork.
421
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:39,758
Oh, is this not the McShamrock wedding?
422
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:45,388
God, well, in that case...
[sings] Goodbye-dee-di-dee-di...
423
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,978
Thanks.
I'll take this corned beef to go.
424
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,606
Oh! The soup ladle's from us!
425
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,488
Here's to date night
with my handsome fiancé.
426
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,158
And to a few hours alone
with the woman I love.
427
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,328
And your friend's baby.
428
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,206
Cheers, Tommy.
429
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,088
Do you remember when Ramona was that age?
430
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:23,844
Oh, she was so young,
and so not on a date with a teenage boy.
431
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,180
Why isn't she returning my texts?
432
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,392
Because it disrupts
the movie-going experience.
433
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:35,647
Last week, there was
this terrible screaming baby.
434
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:40,902
Tommy, I should not have taken you
to Captain America: Civil War.
435
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,991
Get your man purse,
we're going down there.
436
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,201
For the last time, it's not a man purse.
437
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,288
It's a gaucho saddle bag.
438
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,125
How much trouble could they get into?
439
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,210
Well, they already
made out this afternoon.
440
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,629
We're going down there. Get my purse.
441
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:05,135
We'll make sure there's no hanky panky
and we'll enjoy a Kevin Hart movie.
442
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,014
He's so funny, 'cause he's so loud.
443
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,850
But he's so little.
444
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,478
I'm home.
445
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,398
- They're back.
- I'm home too.
446
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,984
- Where did you go?
- It's a long story. Play dumb.
447
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:21,943
OK.
448
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,615
How was my little girl's first date?
449
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:30,035
It was so romantic.
I'll remember it forever.
450
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,161
Going to bed now.
451
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,203
No, no, no, no, no...
452
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,788
We want details.
453
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,832
Was Señor Popko a gentleman?
454
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,500
He was to me.
455
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,419
He bought me popcorn and held the door.
456
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,675
Hey! Ramona, how was your first date?
457
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,552
Yeah, tell us everything.
458
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:52,098
[sighs] For the last time, it was romantic
and I'll remember it forever. Good night.
459
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,436
What's wrong with Ramona?
460
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,562
Here's what I know.
461
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,568
At first, Ramona didn't like Popko.
462
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:04,861
Then she kissed him.
463
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,112
Then she liked him.
464
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,615
Then he showed up with another girl,
465
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,575
so she didn't like him.
466
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,370
Or maybe she still did.
467
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:15,955
That part's fuzzy.
468
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:21,544
Then she snuck out of the movie theater,
hid in my room
469
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,922
and helped me tickle a dog and a baby.
470
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,800
I should talk to her.
471
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,385
No, you stay here.
472
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,552
This is a girl thing.
473
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,013
Hey, I know about girl things.
474
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:36,184
Like girl feelings and girl puberty and...
475
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,854
You're right. I should stay here.
476
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,525
She-wolf pack, upstairs.
477
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,151
Mush.
478
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,073
Man, I'm glad I'm a dude.
479
00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:58,915
Hey.
480
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,085
Max told us what happened.
481
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:03,586
Are you OK?
482
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,922
Yes, I'm fine.
483
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,717
I'm just never going on a date again.
484
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,760
Not that I even went on one.
485
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,054
I was so stupid.
486
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:17,892
Oh, honey, you weren't stupid,
you just got caught up in your feelings.
487
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,895
And out of all the boys to like.
488
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,439
Why did I fall for Popko?
489
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,773
He's such a jerk.
490
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,692
I can answer this one.
491
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,069
To quote the queen of disco, Donna Summer,
492
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:31,448
"Bad, bad, bad, bad boys.
They make me feel so good."
493
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:36,745
What?
494
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:37,996
I mean, they do.
495
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,539
Well, until they don't.
496
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,334
Which is why you have to be
careful who you pick.
497
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,170
Because some guys can be jerks.
498
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,464
And some guys can... just like guys.
499
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,049
But enough about my night.
500
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,678
I think what they're trying to say
501
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,265
is you have to make sure
whoever you're kissing is worthy of you.
502
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,225
Because you are precious.
503
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,021
Thanks, you guys.
504
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,108
I could have used that speech
before my first kiss.
505
00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:09,152
Do you remember that joker, Rusty?
506
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:10,653
Oh, yeah.
507
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,405
Oh, yeah, New Year's eve!
508
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:15,408
Yeah, I ate an onion
so that Rusty wouldn't kiss me.
509
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,244
But then for some reason I kissed him.
510
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,497
That's right.
511
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:25,043
My first kiss was with some guy
at a spin the bottle party.
512
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,295
Jake Bitterman!
513
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:31,591
That's right, and yours
was the same night with Kevin Gwynn.
514
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,968
Oh, Mylanta!
515
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,152
[exhales violently] Happy New Year.
516
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:52,904
Whoa! Mmm!
517
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:55,907
Mommy!
518
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,330
So your first kisses
weren't very special either?
519
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,249
That makes me feel better.
520
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:07,752
The good news is
your first kiss is not your last kiss.
521
00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:10,880
Yeah. You're gonna kiss a lot of boys.
522
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,466
Well, hopefully not that many.
523
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,220
Just know that I'm always here for you.
524
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,263
Me too.
525
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,098
So am I.
526
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,224
Thanks.
527
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,560
This three moms thing is kind of cool.
528
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,897
You know what, I'd like to nominate Ramona
529
00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:31,109
to become an honorary
she-wolf pup in training.
530
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,029
- I second.
- All in favor, say I.
531
00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,447
[all three] I.
532
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,158
Are you ready
for your first official howl?
533
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:40,952
I'm a little nervous.
534
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:43,204
Oh, so was I, just do your best.
535
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,290
Three, two, one...
536
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,334
[all howl]
537
00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:56,342
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
538
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:58,845
[theme tune plays]
539
00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:00,869
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